Go grab a fresh VHS tape from the freezer because you're going to want to record this one and save it forever in the knick-knack box under your mattress. This week, the girls welcome comedian, editor, producer, & creator of the legendary internet phenomenon Jiz, Jeff Maccubbin! Extraordinarily erudite topics are discussed, such as POV porn, inserting birds into UNHhhh, and the shortcomings of our public school system. Also cum. Lots of talk about cum. Follow Jeff: @EvilJeff Follow Trixie: @Trixi...
Jun 22, 2021•58 min•Ep. 38
Have you ever wondered what it's like within the nicotine-stained confines of Katya's grey matter? Well, you're about to find out. From a treatise on capitalistic hypocrisy to a deconstruction of Kate Winslet's Delco accent in Mare of Easttown to a comedy countdown of funny things that made Katya momentarily forget about her slow, unending march towards the darkness that will eventually consume us all, this episode has everything you could possibly need. Not to mention the first-ever edition of ...
Jun 15, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 37
Grab a frosty beverage, find a comfy chair, and put on some of your special "nice" underwear. For today, friends, Katya shall regale you with a tale so epically grandiose that J.R.R. Tolkien will be pooping in his grave. Sit back, relax, and enjoy a thrilling look back at a freezing mountaintop in Tecate, Mexico, where a diaper-wearing mass of humanity shared a communal experience like none other. To check out Warby Parker, go to: warbyparker.com/bald Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @...
Jun 08, 2021•51 min•Ep. 36
From deep in the wilds of the San Fernando Valley, two bald bastards have begun their Pride celebration in a cold, dark recording studio in the basement of a vacuum cleaner repair shop. But will they let these frigid environs prevent them from welcoming a very special guest and waxing poetic about the consistency of excrement and the secret lives of Hollywood Royalty? Nay! So put down that maple-glazed doughnut you progenitor of filth, and turn on ye old YouTube or IGTV for the very first specia...
Jun 01, 2021•47 min•Ep. 35
As Katya undergoes the world's first experimental belly button-bleaching surgery in the mountains of Tanzania and Trixie puts the finishing touches on her long-gestating Alf biography, the girls are blessing your ears with a much-needed revisiting of their ground-breaking, laughter-inducing, bladder-destroying first episode of the podcast. That's right, folks. This is where it all started. Or ended, depending upon how you feel about the show. So find a spot on your couch that isn't stained with ...
May 25, 2021•54 min•Ep. 34
Today, the gods of show business saw fit to rain down upon the grizzled gay ghouls of the Bald and the Beautiful with the brilliance, the eminence, the sheer megawatt starness that is: Chelsea Handler. So stop what you're doing, take your spoon out of that peanut butter jar you filthy animal, and pour yourself a fizzy, New Jersey-inspired wine spritzer. For on this fine day, you heathens, you all shall feast with the comedy gods as Trixie, Katya, and comedian, TV host, advocate and six-time New ...
May 18, 2021•43 min•Ep. 33
Fresh off an insane trip to Mexico for the kitty litter party of all kitty litter parties, Katya regales us with tales of hallucinations where she had an in-depth conversation about Franklin Delano Roosevelt's economics polices with a purple frog whilst on the deck of the Titanic. (in reality, she threw up a bunch after taking some psychedelics, but the purple frog/FDR story sounds amazing, right?) From a physical rebirth south of the border to Madonna's greatest acting performance to the joys o...
May 11, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 32
Part 2 of our special Mother's Day Bald and the Beautiful Extravaganza continues as we welcome Katya's Mom to the podcast! After recovering from the only known case of COVID hemorrhoids, she is fresh out of acute posterior rehab and ready to talk about Katya's placenta, her tragic deli-based skull injuries as an infant, and the actual legal name she was given at birth. This episode is touching. It's confusing. It's kinda gross. In other words, it's a microcosm of genuine motherly love. Follow Tr...
May 04, 2021•46 min•Ep. 31
As part of our special Mother's Day Bald and the Beautiful Extravaganza, we are so excited to welcome Trixie's Mom to the show. Folks, this is like a Jerry Springer episode on steroids. We're talking extreme drug addiction, baby mamas, aliens, cults, and secret second families in Canada. In all honesty, Trixie and her Mom both led shockingly well-adjusted lives and love each other very much. But they do talk about edibles, familial drama, and Trixie's Mom getting hit on whilst in drag. So it's n...
Apr 27, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 30
From advice on locating your ferociously fierce inner diva to an erudite debate on the existence of an afterlife to a deep-dive on Michael Shannon's private parts, this episode is without a doubt the best podcast episode in the history of recorded sound. Lastly, if you don't agree with this ridiculously hyperbolic statement, you're likely going to a version of hell where you have to sit in a room and smell a burnt onion recipe for eternity. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo ...
Apr 20, 2021•53 min•Ep. 29
The peerless, legendary, incomparable queen of TikTok, Brittany Broski (aka "Kombucha Girl"), joins Trixie and Katya to talk about her massive podcast, her vanilla musk scent, the perils of meme culture, her stellar cosmeceuticals skills, and the hidden joys of being internet famous in the real world. Follow Brittany: @brittany_broski Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free...
Apr 13, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 28
Today the girls are joined by the most-famous blonde about town, makeup-artist extraordinaire, and legendary painter of beautiful faces, Darian Darling! Come for the juicy behind-the-scenes stories, stay for the self-deprecating jokes about her impossibly fabulous life. Follow Darian: @MoiDarianDarling Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 06, 2021•49 min•Ep. 27
From a mysterious cabin in the remote wilderness comes a guest with beauty credentials that are truly unprecedented in the history of the podcast. The otherworldly deity of the forest, also known as Pearl, joins Trixie and Katya for an amazing conversation about beauty buses, glitter secrets, the magic of wilderness weed, and the joys of avoiding humanity. Check out our show and many hilarious other pods featured on Stitcher's first-ever Comedy Week! In app or at: Stitcherapp.com/comedy Follow P...
Mar 30, 2021•55 min•Ep. 26
As we look out onto the gray skies and bleak landscape that herald the doldrums of winter, this week's episode with Trixie and Katya is here to be the warm beverage that soothes your soul until the light of springtime finally arrives to brighten your day. They also discuss the perils of marathon turds. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 23, 2021•48 min•Ep. 25
From Scream to Romeo + Juliet to Bowfinger to Malibu's Most Wanted, this week's guest is an outright entertainment legend. Trixie & Katya are joined by actor, comedian, and screenwriter Jamie Kennedy! The three showbiz souls put their brains together to solve social media, decide that Clubhouse is not a thing, and reminisce about the glory days of the 90s when the term, "followers" meant creepy people that would actually follow you around. Also, Katya learns how to lease a car. It's truly magnif...
Mar 16, 2021•57 min•Ep. 24
Trixie & Katya are joined this week by the runner-up in the twelfth season of RuPaul's Drag Race, the Gigi Goode! The convo runs the gamut from Australian accents to hot Scooby-Doo characters to wig confidence to the olfactory evils of Drakkar Noir. Follow Gigi: @TheGigiGoode Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 09, 2021•57 min•Ep. 23
This week Trixie and Katya are joined by the infamous, inimitable star of Drag Race season 7, legend of stage and screen, Mrs. Kasha Davis! They talk Botox, witch hazel, trash bags full of dollar bills, and how to keep a long-time marriage spicy after more than a decade. (hint: it involves wigs) Follow Mrs. Kasha Davis: @MrsKashaDavis Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastch...
Mar 02, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 22
All aboard, folks. Our tour guides today will be Trixie and Katya. From teenage brides to Nick Nolte fantasies to grandpa sex, we guarantee you'll be a better person by the end of this episode. Come for the tips about sex with old people, stay for the wisdom about spousal finances. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 23, 2021•43 min•Ep. 21
Straight from the Great White North, Trixie and Katya are joined by Canadian TV personality, drag queen, and winner of Canada's 2020 Drag Race: the queen Priyanka! Topics covered in this episode include the joys of nasal COVID swabs, the ancient drinking traditions of Newfoundland, bootyhole sex in drag, and consensual dick pics. Follow Priyanka: @TheQueenPriyanka Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about yo...
Feb 16, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 20
Trixie and Katya are joined by Canadian YouTuber, socialite, actress, and model: the one-and-only Gigi Gorgeous! They tackle toxic YouTube comments, silly insecurities, excess labia, and insanely inappropriate questions on live TV from Katie Couric. Follow Gigi Gorgeous: @GigiGorgeous To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 09, 2021•58 min•Ep. 19
Trixie and Katya are joined by the species-and-genre-defying Miss Fame, to talk about the futility of tik tok, the sadder side of fame, and the journey from humble beginnings to going shopping with celebrities and not being able to afford anything. Follow Miss Fame: @MissFameNYC To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 02, 2021•59 min•Ep. 18
Join Trixie and Katya as they discuss guest Sasha Belle's (aka Frisbee Jenkins) hot body, what's it like being a drag queen from Iowa, and what Sasha won't do on OnlyFans. Follow Sasha: @sashabelley To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 26, 2021•54 min•Ep. 17
Join Trixie and Katya for an intimate conversation about circuit parties, society's obsession with weight, and the socially-responsible act of masturbation. Also featured: tips for the lonely during quarantine. To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 19, 2021•46 min•Ep. 16
Living legend and inventor of everything Jackie Beat joins Trixie and Katya to discuss the best lighting for hook-ups, the ideal wigs for entertaining gentleman callers, and how the movie Carrie changed her life forever. To follow Jackie: @jackiebeat To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 12, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 15
Alaska 5000 talks beauty icons, making catchy music, and finally realizing how beautiful she is while on molly at Burning Man. Brace yourself for some not-so-glamorous drag memories, nostril waxing, and what the hell is ear candling? To follow Alaska: @theonlyalaska5000 To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 05, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 14
The legendary, incomparable, and flawless Violet Chachki talks spiraling from hanger, having an Attitude, and Drag Race memories. Get ready for immense amounts of shade, lots of reading, and several harsh truths about what it takes to be absolutely perfect. To follow Violet: @VioletChachki To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 29, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 13
Photographer Franz Szony joins Trixie and Katya to delve into his surrealist portraits that mix glamor with dreamlike visuals. Franz explains the creative process behind his unique style that includes everything from eye-popping colors to crowns of penises. Also, Katya wants Franz to photograph her wake. To follow Franz Szony: @FranzSzony To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Dec 22, 2020•45 min•Ep. 12
The ageless Amy “Shrinkle” Doan, founder of Sugarpill cosmetics, reminisces about starting an indie makeup line, blending business and passion, and unfortunate burrito incidents. With their cruelty-free line celebrating its 10 year anniversary, Amy reveals the struggles of being taken seriously in the business world and paying her dues. Support Sugarpill cosmetics https://sugarpill.com/ To follow Amy Doan: @shrinkle To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our po...
Dec 15, 2020•52 min•Ep. 11
Teddy Bear, "the hairiest dude in porn," drops by to chat about DIY adult content, embracing the fur, and how working in retail is kinda like escorting. He also reveals how Trixie almost got him evicted. To follow Teddy Bear: @MrTeddyBearGrr To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 08, 2020•56 min•Ep. 10
Trixie and Katya are joined by Ashley Levy of The Blah Blah Blahs to discuss crystal-induced nightmares, making music for commercials, and the wonderful world of voice flavors. (FYI: Katya's voice is apparently a Triscuit) Check out more of The Blah Blah Blah's music: tinyurl.com/ListenToChampion To follow The Blah Blah Blahs: @theblahblahblahsmusic To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad cho...
Dec 01, 2020•54 min•Ep. 9
