Episode Notes Happy birthday to our beloved Baddie Ronnie. Even though he has received the worst score during our eternal reviews we wish him nothing the best. We won't fire him right now since its his birthday month. But for anyone looking for a job please send your resume next month to labaddiesfitnessclub@gmail.com. If he keeps this nonsense up we will have a opening. This podcast is powered by Pinecast .
Episode Notes Only a few things have ever truly challenged The Baddies. The first challenge came in 2008 during the financial crisis where the government single handily bailed out the banks and made the tax payers foot the bill. The unemployment rate was increasing and so was the national divorce rate. Lets just say one Baddie has two Christmases now. I guess your marriage wasn't too big too fail huh mom! Well enough about that.... The most recent challenge came in the form of a hike: Greater Ca...
Episode Notes The amazing Edwin has blessed us with his presence and joined our podcast. We have a deep 30min dive into all things Edwin. From his weight loss, love of trail running, his background as an electrician, and of course his love of snickers. His dog made an appearance as well but we need a separate podcast just for Nikki. Hope you all enjoy! And remember don't do drugs. But if you do don't get caught by those pesky cops! This podcast is powered by Pinecast ....
Episode Notes Just like Americans excuses come in all shapes, sizes, and different colors. Every now and then Baddies use excuses to get out prior commitments, which is fine..... to an extent. A specific Baddie, who will remain nameless, has brought it upon himself to use excuses just as easily as he breathes. Now we generally don't condone physical punishment, but due to recent events we might have to put the rules aside for the greater good. This podcast is powered by Pinecast ....
Episode Notes The baddies love to push each other to new limits. Whether its at the gym, trying new food, or even pushing boundaries set by society, we help each other grow everyday. Its a beautiful thing knowing no matter how heavy the weights are or how difficult the situation might be, a Baddie will be there to help lighten the load. Sometimes its hard to imagine a world without The Baddies. If the Baddies were gone will the birds still sing? Will the sun still set? Will that ass still be pha...
Episode Notes Thank you to everyone who joined the hike. Our main goal has always been to start a cult and it seems we are headed in the right direction. But a cult with good intentions that spreads awareness on the importance of vitamin D and proper hiking shoes. We might divert to illegal activates once we grow in size and when the time comes we will send out pamphlets. If you are pro-cults please leave a like and comment who your favorite cult leader is. This podcast is powered by Pinecast ....
Episode Notes Its 4th of July weekend and its a hot one. With summer here we like to talk about hot girl summer but what about slightly below average guy/girl/non-binary summer? The Baddies love all creatures especially if they hear the podcast. But the point is we want to be more inclusive as God didn't make everyone hot and scrumptious. God spent his time with a some people but some he did hasty work and just shot them out before being properly checked by quality control. Either way the summer...
Episode Notes Fathers day is near and we hope each Dad enjoys their special day. And if you aren't a Dad please go out there and try to become one ASAP. The birth rate in the US has been falling for over a decade and its because your ass wont say "Hi" to the new receptionist. Don't be shy anymore and show her the graph of the declining birth rate. She would have no choice but to help America. We the Baddies would recommend having the birth rate graph present at all times in case you are in conta...
Episode Notes This is a PSA podcast to encourage all American citizens to switch to veganism if you want to live to at least to 200 years old. While everyone else is dying because they are too fat you and all the vegan homies will be running marathons and talking to animals. We here at the LA Baddies headquarters would like to thank Omar from @hikerevolution for joining our podcast. It was great getting to know him and his lifestyle. We hope to have him on again! This podcast is powered by Pinec...
Episode Notes Sometimes your friends get you into illegal activities or maybe they get you into a certain music genre. But sometimes they make you hike when you no damn will you shouldn't. Picture a light skinned Hispanic male who is on the plump side and has difficulty understanding social cues. Now place him on a steep 8 mile hiking trail. It doesn't fit well together does it? That male has been betrayed by society and his friends into thinking this is a good idea when in fact he should be at ...
Congrats too all the graduates we wish you well in all your endeavors. But now that you have graduated we might consider your application for Baddie Associate. This job does not pay anything at all but we will grant you with our presence which equates to at least $15 per hour. Occasionally we will provide food/snacks while conducting group hikes but don't count on it we are in a budget. Peace and love boo boo. This podcast is powered by Pinecast .
Are there too many hiking groups??? We at The Baddies Incorporated International LLC plan to put our brand/name on every hiking trail on the planet. We of course want fellow hiking groups to willingly support us but we will take necessary actions to fulfill our best interests. As mentioned before we would like to start beef with willing participants. In this podcast we name a few of our friends/rivals here in the hiking community and want them to know we are ready for any immediate threat. Lastl...
Hike with us if you want to be physically intimated in the most polite way possible. And if there are rival hiking groups (We Explore Earth) please let us know on Instagram in the comments! We would like to start beef please thanks! LA Baddies Fitness Club (@labaddiesfitnessclub) This podcast is powered by Pinecast .
And now my favorite lyrics from the hit single Milkshake My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge I know you want it The thing that makes me What the guys go crazy for They lose their minds The way I wind I think it's time Th...
The Baddies have been trying to get ahold of our President Biden but he never returns our calls. Please make sure to submit your taxes already so Biden can pay his phone bill. We are cleaning up this great country one trail at a time and we just want to be noticed.
Will grabbed our attention with his robust hands and let us all into his world. We enjoyed his conversation and company. We, The Baddies, look forward to another great clean up and more with We Explore Earth. The future is bright so put your shades on. This podcast is powered by Pinecast .
Hey you see that mountain you live close by? Ya that one. There's trash there and you're not doing anything about you selfish mongoose. What if a Papa Bear is walking through talking to his son about colleges he might want to go to but he ends up slipping on a bag of Hot Cheetos. The Papa Bear slips and hits his head on that handsome boulder with tagging on it. Now the teenage bear is traumatized as he sees his dad slowly loose consciousness while he screams for the paramedics. Don't let the Pap...
Its Easter weekend so say thank you to all the bunnies' you see for contributing to our healthy American economy. Notes go here This podcast is powered by Pinecast .
Happy birthday to our beloved Enrique. His strong yet soft hands have lifted my spirits while I was going through tough times in America. I was gaining weight at astronomical levels and he helped me get back to a sensual weight. He is like a second father who doesn't yell at my mom for putting too much salt on the Thanksgiving turkey. But honestly it was too much salt. This podcast is powered by Pinecast .
Today I bought some nice jeans with the help of my King, Biden. These size 36 jeans complement my sinful ass yes, but they also represent the love for my country and family. $1400 has brought me closer to my family since I refused to talk to them before because they were broke boys. But now they are all $1400 richer making them tolerable. Thank You Biden XoXo Gossip Girl This podcast is powered by Pinecast .
It is known in all the 50 states and Russia that the Baddies love and respect all women. Even that home wrecking bat from 2006 that broke up my parents relationship. RIP Family 1995-2006. We honestly hope the next stimulus package only gives out money to women. Men are fat and only deserve stale fortune cookies from Panda Express.
The Baddies are not just a group, or a gang, or even a fitness club. The Baddies are a family of winners and we win in many ways. We clean up trails so our community wins we lose weight so our health wins and much much more. You see that old lady crossing the street?? Don't help her. Winners don't need help and if she falls let her she's a stranger and probably racist. This podcast is powered by Pinecast .
Leave Ted Cruz alone he just wanted to go somewhere with electricity.
HELP Please watch this for good vibes. We hope vitamin D blesses you. This podcast is powered by Pinecast .
The Baddies are back after a month hiatus. There is a lot to discuss from fires, presidential elections, new hobbies, and the importance of remembering peoples names. Please stick around and enjoy the podcast. Leave a comment so we know the names of our fans. But don't expect us to remember it on a Monday at some bar during a future Baddie meet up. This podcast is powered by Pinecast .
We welcome you to another edition of the Baddie Podcast. Once again you get to open the door and take a peek on what's its like to be talented, handsome, and American. We don't have all the answers but we sure do have most. We have a very special caller this episode who is in dire need of guidance.
Yes we are back citizens. Please be patient a Baddies life is busy and complicated yet romantic all at the same time. How do we do it.... I don't even have an answer to this and I'm HR. The good news is we plan to be back weekly so you can all just relax. Well enjoy our podcast and like if you enjoyed it I guess.
Tik Tok is now part of all our lives and I for one am thankful for our new media overlords. TikTok stars have it all and we want part of the action. The Hype House may be where famous TikTokers live but a new house is coming, The Baddie House. We will have weights, protein, sleeveless shirts, and whole grains everywhere. Support the cause and donate.. Trump doesn't stop calling us.
It another week and another day filled with the Baddies. We talk conspiracy, life, and existential dread. It tough out here in the streets and it just got tougher with this heat. Pizza is illegal so don't eat it plus too many calories.
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” - Abraham Lincoln
