Episode #62 - Can you do hard drugs on a podcast?
Average, Moondog and Whip really have nothing to talk about so.... hard drugs.
Aug 18, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 62
The Average Minute
We used to be a golf podcast. Now we're just a totally random podcast that sometimes talks about golf.
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Episode #61 - Yard O' Beef
Average, Moondog and Whip talk latest MGA updates, Lessons, and who's meat stick reigns supreme
Aug 11, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 61
Episode #60 - Dude, you can't suck it like that
Whip makes his return to the podcast and we immediately get 86'd from church. Yada Yada Yada...
Aug 04, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 60
Episode #59 - Love in an elevator
A lengthy recap of the Bratish Open and a hot n muggy weekend in Mexico.
Jul 28, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 59
Episode #58 - Bitchin Camaro
Average, Moondog and Houston are pretty much all over the place after church. Everything from MGA to politics to 80s punk music. Y'all'r welcome
Jul 14, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Episode #57 - On the boat again
Average and Moondog recap their non golf holiday weekend and preview the last major of the MGA season. There might be copyright laws broken there at the end
Jul 07, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 57
Episode #56 ‐ That chick had a great beard
Average, Moondog and The Postle Scott Diablo finally show up at church and try to catch up on all things golf mediocre. Maybe a tranny story...
Jun 30, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 56
Episode #55 - If you're using one dick you're using all of them
Average, Moondog and Whip talk PGA/LIV merger, MGA updates and get into the weeds on what keep us up at night.
Jun 08, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 55
Episode #54 - What's the penalty for losing a ball in the water?
And... we're back! After a 2 week hiatus, Average, Moondog and Whip recap vacations.... probably no stories and try to cram in some golf lesson updates. There's a good lost ball story in there somewhere
Jun 02, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 54
Episode #53 - I'll take a cancer kazoo over a colostomy bag
Average, Whip and Bob talk lessons, vacation schedules and naturally delve into pretty horrific "would you rather" scenarios.
May 18, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 52
Episode #52 - Bob fought the fridge and the fridge won
Well this episode has a little bit of everything from MGA recap to Bob fighting appliances to a very politically questionable "would you rather" segment. Yallr welcome
May 11, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 52
Episode #51 - I'm not gay but I do vote Democrat
Average, Moondog and Whip go off the rails just a bit but manage to bring you their latest lesson updates, MGA updates and maybe even some things to ponder when you're lying awake at night
May 04, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Episode #50 - It ain't long but at least it's over fast
Average, Moondog and Whip gather in the Bar-age for a very special 50th episode. It's not that special but here you go
Apr 27, 2023•1 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 50
Episode #49 - If it were any bigger, it'd be way too big
Average, Moondog and Whip recap the absolute beat down they laid on the Vegas chapter in the annual Battle of the Bridge tournament, talk match play, lessons, and you gotta listen to the end for the title to make sense
Apr 20, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 49
Episode #48 - Masters recap (again)... Blame it on Cantlay
Average, Moondog and Whip get ready for the Battle of the Bridge and do their best to get to Masters conversation. I think we're allergic to talking about the Masters.
Apr 13, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 48
Episode #47 - Who's dressing Brandel Chamblee
Average and Moondog recap their match play round and briefly discuss Golf Channel fashion.
Apr 10, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Episode #46 - Y'all got any Obama hams?
Average, Moondog and Whip meet up on a Tuesday and talk all things West Valley MGA, golf lessons and how much ham might be stuffed in Whips freezer
Apr 05, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Episode #45 - Because I was inverted
Average and Moondog recap their golf weekends and talk course management, crocs and shorts, and the dangers of inversion tables in the home
Apr 03, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Episode #44 - Ever had a blumpkin at the Flying J?
Average, Moondog and Whip talk golf lessons, people who annoy them and go to the mail bag to help a very sensitive listener with a problem
Mar 30, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Episode #43 - Drinking scotch and buying drugs in Mexico
Average and Moondog recap the latest trip south of the border and give lots of great advice on avoiding cartel roadblocks and finding good seafood.
Mar 27, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Episode #42 - Mr Nipple sure is a boob
Average, Moondog and Whip solve all your problems on and off the course in this riveting episode. I swear to Christ I said Jinx.
Mar 23, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Episode #41 - Is this the end of church?
Average and Moondog are the only ones who showed up to church and decided to throw down a podcast. There might be a sermon. Y'all'r welcome
Mar 17, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Episode #40 - Whip makes a great loose meat sammich
Average, Moondog and Whip record on a Wednesday from Whip's garage. Talk about game improvement, lifestyle, and you guessed it... Loose meat sandwiches
Mar 16, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Episode #39 - Thank God you're here John Redcorn
Average, Moondog and Whip recap the first official tournament of the season. As often they do, they get into the weeds, battle questionable audio quality and overall mediocrity to produce this riveting episode.
Mar 13, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Episode #38 - Does your wife golf too?
Average and Moondog are joined at church by Bruce "Chet" Morrill and Eric Gerdes. Lessons and lifestyle collide in this RIVETING episode
Mar 10, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Episode #37 - Bob gets Crocs
Average and Moondog run down the weekend and discuss more annoying people on the course and offer some pretty solid marriage advice
Mar 06, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Episode #36 - People who annoy you
Average and Moondog are joined at church by Whip, Stafford and a few guys from the chapter. It goes from bad to worse when Average goes to the mail bag.
Mar 03, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Episode #35 - She's a bit of a squirter
Average is joined by the West Valley AZ MGA chapter leader... Jon MF Whipple. In his triumphant return to the podcast, Jon breaks down all of the Mediocre Golf that happened at the B'low Average Challenge and we discuss things to come.
Feb 27, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Episode #34 - Can you pull your gallbladder?
Average and Moondog are joined at church by Stafford and Gerdes. Gearing up for the MGA season and talking lessons, being an asshole on the course and just being Average.
Feb 24, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Episode #33 - She's here for the chips and dick
Average and Moondog are joined by Scott Stafford and recap their weekend rounds and try desperately to create listenable content. Meh it's kinda alright
Feb 20, 2023•58 min•Season 1Ep. 33
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