A Zom he like She my name is theory. What's up? My name's sky Welcome to the patchwork my dudes is big money involved money that we need I pocket the credits and start heading the way we came more research regarding the crystal Oh, that's a foregone conclusion, I'm sorry I Cannot be here It's alright is going to be after us Eric I think from from start you kind of hoodwinked no offense. You know what I do take offense Do you think running an operation like this runs on bits and bytes?
No bad stuff happens to good people all the time Stupid stuff happens to smart people all the time. Just have a salad and then we'll figure things out from there What salad time it is fully salad time?
We have a spaceport helium it's a comedy club and I I I send the money out you see four people wearing this heavy green armor these people are head I Things have been moved so of yours and so as skies and you notice there's a lot of things missing and one of the things No crystal Hey everyone before we continue with our regularly scheduled atomless episode I'm just here to warn you all that at the very end of this episode there is a depiction of a group of military soldiers being
Outwardly aggressive to the party and is of course is something that a lot of people don't want to hear so when this scene comes up, I will play this sound and That will be a signal to close down the episode if you don't want to listen to that and At the beginning of next episode there'll be a previously on which will catch you up and you don't have to experience the scene As is if this is a thing that you just don't want to experience I totally get it
You can skip the whole episode if you'd like or you could just Listen up to that point since it since it is the very very last scene so as soon as you hear the ding you can just close the episode down and
Come back for the next one. Thank you so much for being here. I hope you enjoy the show The Aesir Sun burns Proud of its place in the galaxy warming the soil that holds people on their little planets and The water that sustains life that thrives in the galaxy in This galaxy gusts of air connect smells sights feelings to all things People going about their day to day feel I like to breeze and remember loved ones But then there's also strong powerful winds that tell stories of seafarers and Giants
This is what we know as photo the four humors gathering together These four things that make life in the galaxy possible It's been Debated what photo means what it is if when the cultivator travels to all planets Did they do it to spread the words of hope respect love was it because they wanted to tell the world of an? Ethereal being that created the atomless or if they just wanted people to respect the natural order Was it for love or a sense of duty?
They talked about sativum a perfect place holy place a safe place The galaxy asks these questions, but has the message been lost to time Was there ever a message at all?
The Aesir sun burns proudly its light flies through the bright colors of the atomless sea Weaving its way through purples red screens all the way to a small asteroid field a broken forgotten planet Shattered so long ago that the remnants aren't even a name anymore Just forgotten dust in the sky Through this asteroid field though laughter still exists Laughter still exists Visited by unknown travelers making this rock feel like part of a planet again and on this rock
Sits a ship a very important ship A ship that is a tapestry of a thousand different lives fused together to tell a new story The light shines through a skylight of this ship And illuminates a shadowed figure who stands and watches the sun And they think about the soil as their mouth asks for a sip of water and their lungs breathe in the air An asteroid slips into the sun's path blocking it from view And the shadowy figure continues to pile the patchwork's belongings into a bag
As they do so something catches their eye in the darkness A light shining from inside a pile of clothes They push them aside and they see a large crystal Crystal shimmering rainbow of colors in the darkness They pick it up Toss it haphazardly into the bag As they hear a voice of the refueling droid alerting them of someone's presence And they sneak out the window You All have just arrived back onto the patchwork I believe ike and azam both noticed the That a lot of your belongings have been
stolen and taken Uh Scrap is still inside the comedy club. Um Sat and just listening to random comedians talk Uh, but you are all Together collected in this space as You notice that your things are gone what is it you do I when I walk in and I notice that some of my stuff is missing The crystal was in like the kitchen area where where theory acts like lab Stuff is set up, right?
Yes, we know the crystal is gone, right? Because that was like you're very aware that the crystal is gone It is not in the place that it was may I sprint to the top of the patchwork because i've gone up there Many a time because that's my little thinking spot. It's a little easier when there's zero gravity But can I get up there and see if I can see the crystal? But can I get up there and see if I can? See anybody running away a little sus. Absolutely. Give me a perception check you Got it
24 I got a good rule. Holy shit. That's no bullshit This docking port is like filled with ships Every single one of them is using this as like a refueling station and there's no No, there's not much that sticks out as suspicious you see this like deep red imposing large battleship that Towers almost two three times the size of the patchwork Its maiden head is these is this huge axe that looks like it's almost embedded into the front of this ship
You know that that is the heath ship of the group of heaths which are inside of the inside of helium at the minute You also notice out of all of these the one ship that is like a little weird that's not doesn't just look like a normal a normal cruiser is a golden honeyed yellow ship it's maiden head which you can see from this angle has been torn off and replaced with What looks from this distance?
To just be a bunch of just little trinkets a bunch of little weird things There is some shadowed activity over there, but it might just be people but you do clock that the maiden head of the golden honeyed ship is Just a little a little just just just slightly odd All right, i'ma do something dumb and illegal But no one's leaving this comedy club. I want to go to the ships and i'm an engineer self-taught I know of something I could do to essentially slash the tires of these Crafts, right?
Whoa, no, it's leaving our crystals gone I believe they call it cracking the thrusters. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what it's called You can absolutely crank the thrusters of each of the of these ships if you want to try and do this No one steals from the patchwork All right, so we're having a bottle episode We're having a bottle episode We're already out of budget i'm sorry Yeah, so it's gang nine episodes in we've run out of budget We're on location And like I don't I don't need to like shut
I don't need to shut down the spacecraft. I just need to do something Quick and clean that's gonna delay because I don't want a ship flying away from here with our with our shit You know Yeah, so like I just want to walk by and be like And like just quick punch to the tire, but I know we can't do that because we're in space I tell you what you could I tell you what you can do So each of these ships are held here because this asteroid doesn't have any gravity
So they're all held by like this really strong magnetic strip That connects the landing pads of each of the ships with the the ground itself There are I'm going to give you two two options two things that you could do which will ground the ships you can Increase the magnetic field Meaning that it will be way harder to take off without everyone knowing that these people are taking off or you can individually try and
Sabotage each ship now if you individually sabotage each ship is going to be way harder to do and you might also do some damage but they will absolutely not leave without your say so or you could increase the magnetic field by going to one of the Robot ports that they come out of the ground and go to refuel the ship and go to clean things up and and whatnot You can hack into that and increase the magnetic field generally which will just people can still leave
But it'll be way harder and everyone will know they're trying to leave. Yeah. No, I'll do that That one. Yeah, give me an engineering check or a computers. You can decide which one you want to do Uh engineering that's plus 10. I got a 28
I am suddenly unstoppable. This feels pretty good. Y'all's roles now are gonna be absolutely brutal I have sucked from like the beginning like i've gotten like eight sixes Sevens like since this campaign started i'm glad that as soon as someone steals from me Yeah Fucked with the wrong crew as you like you step outside walk out go to the the like machine port as you're hacking in and increasing the magnetic field you get a read of recent logs and you notice that this
Bot that is right next to your ship has been tampered with it was it was very recently hacked into All right. I wonder what the rest of the gang is up to Inside the ship igus screaming. Yeah I could just Did you see anything? happen Uh, where do you look for? The theory i'm well i'm assuming. Okay, are they in this like? This kitchen lab. They're not in that area. Okay I
I will still look for them. Uh, they were the last person that had it so Maybe it's not gone I will look in like all of the main little areas of the ship you will find well When you when you're in the kitchen, you notice there's like a lot of like loose textbooks around That they don't seem like thrown around someone has like looted the place They're like just very like just scattered around
Like sort of intentionally but in a very haphazard sort of way you do eventually find theory act in in the storage area with like a bunch of shit on the ground and like little puddles and there's like smoke in the room and there's like lots and lots of like blueprints and uh very rough Drawings and like it looks like pepe silvia in here basically Um Goodness, are you are you okay? Dr. Theory act are you okay? Did they? Hurt you or attack you or anything or are you well?
Ike what do you what do you talk? What do you want about? someone Took things from the ship were you here? Was it? Did you hear anything? when Well, we were inside. I don't know we came back in and our things are missing and uh, You didn't happen to move Spot the crystal It's also gone um the crystal theory act like has a match in their hand and like it fully just like Like gets to the end of the stick and uh All right, um Where where was it last?
Okay, it was by all your lab equipment in the kitchen area and um, that's Oh, that's the last time I saw it sky Ran out I I don't know what well rush back out to the uh Kitchen lab area his arms already there His arms already there. Yeah following Is it not is it not here? No, it's not hold on. Can I uh do a roll to see if
Our perpetrators left anything behind to clue us into their location. I go on i'll allow a perception a tactics or a survival Okay, these will each of these will give you different answers a perception is a very general look around Um, which to have like a more specified look will probably have a higher dc tactician will at Most probably be able to tell you like how they got in and how they left And maybe how they pulled this off and a survival Might be more of like a
Looking at the state of the room How does it like To try to piece together kind of more information I think azam's first instinct would immediately because I suck at survival for some reason, uh would immediately Like immediately go to profession to tactics to see how they broke in and what else they might have taken. Absolutely So that's a 17
Very nice. You can see There is kind of what looks like an sliding office window almost Attached in a way that it can survive like it has so many layers of glass deep in it
It can survive in like the depth of space and space travel. It also seems like it should be Just fused shut and probably was for a little bit, but it has been like wedged and jammed open and someone has slipped in you notice around the Piles of mess that there are these like very light tire tracks That lead in from the ramp and then lead back out again Mm-hmm, and then these footprints that come from the window are Exceedingly small Like palm sized Teeny tiny
I look at theriac and then I look back to the footprints as surreptitiously as possible Uh very different paws. These are like little paws. See this is the reason why I looked at theriac There you go. I have roots. Thank you I didn't say that out loud. I have I have tiny booties. I'll thank you
I was on looks at his own gigantic feet. I'm simply a little guy Don't make me fall in love with theriac anymore you're going evil I don't I don't want to be the like oh we should put that on merch tabletop player But I would kill for a shit that says i'm just a little guy With like a silhouette of theriac in the background in their lab coat. Oh god. Okay Can I also do that perception check? Yes, you can I will say because it's like multiple actions
The dc is going to start getting a little higher. That's okay. That's not okay. That's a 10 It doesn't seem like They were hunting for anything in particular Because there's a lot of like little things that have been stolen So at least two assailants criminals, whatever you want to call them, uh, one through the window Which we should probably close one for the ramp Took a bunch of probably anything you found shiny Probably yes Okay, I guess the crystal's shiny, but I I can't um um lose it so uh
I I dr. Uh theriac you said um that maybe Inside of it and I know that you don't know Entirely but like you did say that inside of it. There was something possibly signs of a life right Possibly it could be an amalgamation of the four Or states of matter it could be some sort of natural computer I did manage to extract a series a set of numbers from it before It it could be a myriad of things including a sentient being
All right. Well, i'm gonna take a chance then if that's all right with everybody. I just Covers her big rat ears and concentrates really hard and she's gonna take a chance on sending a telepathic message Uh to the crystal in the event that it is biological And I can hear simple telepathic replies It is up to a hundred and thirty feet So i'm going to hope many things including that it is biological and that they are not
Over a hundred and thirty feet away by now. I only have ten words. Okay, um Tell me Where you are so I can come and get you It takes A beat And you feel a very light pull against your mind and And it just cuts off it just cuts like that it just cuts um does the pull feel I run I start running I start running, uh as fast as I can Uh, in the hopes that um, i'm just I just went out of cell range and I just have to get in To hear the last bit of the message. Okay roll me a a reflex save
This is just to determine how quickly you're sprinting out. Yeah, can I go in pursuit? Because I don't want to like to run away alone. You can you don't know what direction I'm just gonna chase after ike also i'm gonna grab like Any weapon I can find off of any table as i'm running out just in case would this be a good time to cut back to me?
Yeah, it's a five. Go ahead Okay I just want to be in the middle of some shenanigans for you guys to walk walk in on yeah So i'd like to notice that The droid has been tampered with and then i'm gonna take my skateboard off my back And i'm going to hold it in front of me And i'm going to say me and you have been through a lot skateboard But now knowing I can talk to technology like a person I feel like I have to you know
Establish you as a character just in case I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate you for all of the Skateboard breaking defying acts that I put you through Um, I love you Okay, and then i'm gonna put skateboard on the ground and if they're like an oil can or something nearby There's one inside of the patchwork Definitely, I just want like something to put on skateboard so that it looks like just one of the droids doing a job at the gas station
Okay, okay sure just want something anything a bucket. I'm not gonna slow it down. Yeah. No you yeah There's like a oil thing to oil up like landing gear and stuff so it doesn't squeak Okay, i'm gonna take the like oil can i'm gonna put it on skateboard and i'm gonna push it and tell it to sneak sneak around and find that droid that Is like by the patchwork because my drone is sneaky and I think we established that I have like some sort of connection to it
I don't know if there's like a camera on it Yes, you have like a chip in in your head that connects to the to the droid Okay, so like we can pass information back and forth. Yes, you can pass you can pass very basic information Okay, okay. Okay. I just want them to go find the droid and then i'm gonna walk over to that Ship you said was sus there was a there was a hef's ship and a sus ship, right?
Is what I can remember and there's a bunch of people at this sus ship. There is there there was like shadowed figures All right, i'm gonna go over those shadowed figures my dudes Uh, um, would you like for as sky is walking off? I gonna zhom come barreling into them or would you like to just sky just goes off on their own? Ideally narratively what I was hoping for is for this, you know youth to walk over to these shadowed figures and be like Huh, dudes rough set them. Am I right?
Like then they can come out Sky you you are able to walk off toward these uh shadowed figures you see two figures a large middle-aged looking velka, which is a wolf person this large wolf man Wearing what seems to be a like a trench coat but as they talk they have like sweat pants and like a white t-shirt on and just the this this trench coat on him and they're talking to a 19 kind of your age tostled hair goggles on this like light leather jacket and These like slightly
Bulky like brown boots. They're just open. They just seem to be openly talking about something on the ship On this this honey color ship with the maiden head being this a bunch of just miniature trinkets as you walk up You see that they are like keychains and some of them are like phones that have been like fused into it There is um Gears and watches and like it seems like a magpie like a magpie storage Cool. I said rough set. Am I right?
The the young kid tends to you. Oh, uh What oh are you not in the comedy club, sorry I just came out to get some air oh, uh No, sorry, no, we weren't we went there it's dead in there. Yes. I imagine that it would be It's this large wolf man speaks. We haven't we haven't been in do you recommend it? Oh, I'm assuming not dad No, but anyway, I just came over here to ask. Um, we got some stuff stolen from our ship So you guys haven't seen anyone peculiar walking around have you? Oh God, uh
No, we haven't um, how long ago did that happen? Oh not not very long ago But yeah, if you could just uh, let me know because oh i'd hate to be that guy, you know Oh beans. Yeah, that's not that good That's bad news bears. I tell you what I saw someone earlier by the back of helium Really? Oh in the opposite direction far from your ship You want me to turn? You want me to turn? Okay. Yeah. Hey listen if you want company i'm willing to come with you
Uh, maybe not company but like just to clear your name. Would you mind if I took a little look? You took a little where in your ship? Well, you got nothing to hide. What are you smugglers? They both do a little laugh and then look at each other No, yeah, sorry. I'm not just gonna let a random girl just come into the ship Yeah, i'm not random. My name's sky. Nice to meet you Also, like there's two of you one of me. I just want to make sure that none of our shit's on your ship
And then i'll skedaddle, you know, well, I mean I guess that's fair. I'm flair. This is keelin. Hello Yeah, I mean I guess you could have a look around if that Appeases you at all. Yeah, of course course you can come in. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. Do you want a drink? Oh, definitely not. I just want to make sure you don't have our stuff on your ship
And then i'll be on my merry little way. I tell you what You can just go in I I won't even look at you I believe that you are not this thief that you're talking about because honestly the best place a thief would hide is By going up to other people and saying there's a thief around right? Sure I wouldn't I wouldn't know anything about that. No, uh, no knowledge about stealing up in this little noggin Oh, no, not at all. You seem like an absolute just a
Super stand-up citizen. Yeah. No, I trust you. Thanks. I try real hard the ramps open you can go in. Thank you I do that and I can't possibly end badly for me I guess um you Run outside of the ship as soon as you do I in such like a hurry your foot gets caught under your other foot and you tumble onto the ground and Even when you start going in the right direction, it's it's gone Okay so I totally trip and fall and and hurt my little noggin and all of that but also
I did also realize that once I make this connection, I think I have it for 30 minutes. So can I try? to run around and like do the Magical equivalent of trying to find service where I just like run around and just be like hello Hello, how many bars do you have?
Hoping that a zam has any sense of like self-preservation on on covered for both of us because ike is Singularly focused on this very one task You can say a 10 word message and then for an amount of time as long as something is within within 130 feet I have 30 minutes because it's 10 minutes per level. We're level three. So I have 30 minutes Okay, where this connection is in place. I can get brief messages. Give me another reflex. Okay. Okay. This is this is purely how fast?
Yeah, yeah sprinting around to 22 as you are running around you go slightly closer towards helium and you hear a I am falling I am falling And then it does but it but it does like click in and then click back out again as you go slightly closer toward Okay, I run straight into helium as I imagine you follow I'm gonna just take a quick glance because for a little while ike's just running around
Holding her magic phone up. Just running in circles in the car park One I kind of want to figure out what weapon i'm holding so i'm gonna roll a d4 And if it's a good weapon the best weapon I can use it'll be a four And if it's a one I just picked up a piece of trash Oh good. It's a three. It's a pistol. Can I do a perception check to see if there's anything shady going on here? Yes Yes. Yeah, give me a perception. I think my days of badly rolling have come to a swift conclusion
Because that's in that 20 to make a 28. Very nice. That's exceedingly good. Yes. Very good. Well done This isn't the safest establishment It Is a comedy club, but even because of that that means that there is a lot of drunk people Um a lot of people who are like tired and a lot of people using this space to To get one up on On people who are drunk and people who are tired you spot Toward what you can only assume is like the staff bins. You see like a tiny little guy Six arms
Covered in purple fur. It's like big mouth and these huge beady eyes and they have a little sack On their back you hear because of that 20 And then you see another one runs out say some words to one another And they skitter off i'm going to give chase out shoot it in the head, sorry Would you Permit me to roll a culture Yes, you can have advantage on it because of the nat 20 on the roll Advantage because otherwise that would have been a nat one, uh 19 I mean total, um
You haven't been off your planet almost ever you haven't You you haven't been really anywhere where there's like a whole a huge like a huge group of different races and people but you Have seen some of these little things before these little things natural travelers a little
Sh-mystervous little guys. They are called a skitter manda. They're these little furry six-armed two-legged Little guys with these big mouth these big old beady eyes with little paws cute little paws cute tiny little paws I'm gonna give and chase
Give and chase after giving chase cute little purple friends. I like how we've now split up the entire group Everyone is everyone is a little separate speaking of Yeah, wait, i'm sorry yo fully the oriac is like Dumbfounded like does not know what the fuck happened how long they've been here completely lost track of time everyone like immediately splits Enthiriac looks around and Okay No group plan Okay um Looks between like the kitchen
and the storage room between the lab and the sort of like ritual area and it's like And we'll pull towards the storage area as uh, they try and use their Experience with religion to try and contact this thing to see if this is somehow related to photo and I would like to use Mysticism, okay, so they're trying to gather if this situation is related to photo at all. Yes. Yes Yeah, okay. Wow, that's very good. That's a 24
I need to start thinking of higher dcs for sure. I'm Having these plus 10s plus 15s ridiculous You quite quickly get Go under the assumption that this specific situation doesn't On its surface have anything to do with photo But everything can relate back to it in some way The four humors connects all things You do remember a text in the almanac a drawing of the cultivator And a crystal this situation is has absolutely nothing to do with the photo religion
Being robbed that is however, there are parts in play That may Okay, that's great that I I just we've we came across a religious artifact that's cool, um Um, okay, I don't care how good your rolls are theory act is going full religious zealot cool Everything is related. Everything's connected beautiful mind type shit theory act is then Going to Look outside Is anyone in sight? How are you going outside? Are you climbing on top of the ship next to the skylights on top of the ship on top?
Of the ship and we'll lock the doors Yeah No one else can go in You pull up the ramp close the window climb up the ladder. You do see each Each of the members of the party I three of them You see Ike running toward helium you see azam running off and you see sky Getting aboard Another ship. Oh my god God theory x2. This is horrendous I feel kind of bad. This is horrendous. We really set you up. It's really chaotic
That's the that's this game though. That's the cornerstone of this game Cohesion in does in our quest Do they see do they see what azam is chasing or just as i'm running? Just as i'm running
The old man is running off into the running and a reason walking inside and my board. Yeah slowly rolling away with an oil Oh, yeah, you also see you also see a skateboard forgotten dripping oil Oil slowly passing it sky put some stuff on there to make it look like it's supposed to be there And apparently that means it's like the chef boyardee commercial
It's rolling away. Yeah there is like a family that come out of a small eatery that is connected to helium and Go to step and then they realize there's a slow skateboard moving past and like oh shit and then they move around Yeah, this is so normal Yeah, oh god. Okay Azam is chasing something clearly Sky is going into another ship But i guess just going back into helium Yeah, I guess is full sprinting going back into helium. Yeah
Oh god, can I mention something? We all have coms So if anyone wants to call someone guys want to go to a group discord call and be like, what are you doing? What the hell's going on? Explain yourself I'm a very independent miner Oh, no, it's fully just a lost miner. Oh god Now I feel responsibility
It's work sky's like there's a big golden ship and sky's just walking in it. The miner's just oh my god You can see someone who looks about sky's age who is Leaning against the ship leaning against the ship like some sort of hooligan on the tracks Yeah, we're not helping at all theory actus needs to yes guys theory acts running towards sky
Did oh, okay. Did the did the teenager around sky's age just like promote theory act to shotgun parent like I think so So this this this teenager around sky's age one this is like a wolf person is that what you said there is a human teenager and a Middle-aged wolf man. Yeah, okay. No, and it's the teenager that's lounging Yeah, is the teenager lounging in a way that's like Hot or cute I feel like this is entirely It's entirely unthreatening. Yeah, if that's the if that's the vibe
Yeah, but is it like they see, you know how teen kids are like, oh i'm so cool. I'll give this I'll i'll give this to the party, but whether or not Anyone can see this they are Trying to seem cool Okay, oh that's a terrible sign theory act runs after sky Okay, yes sky you are walking up the ramp to get inside of pocketful of grenades pocketful of grenades You're you're walking inside of this ship. Can you make me a perception check?
19 you saw the person who was named keelin the wolf person outside and you also saw flair who is This teenager. This is a sizable ship it's Just slightly bigger than the patchwork with the amount of things in here there is like seven beds Little rolls things that have been rolled up and and Hapdashly like thrown about there is food that definitely is for more than two people. Yeah Is there more than two beds is what I was gonna ask
Yeah, there's more than two beds. There's like seven with a 19 You can see that although this place is is like it's kind of hapdashly like there's there's kind of like a lot of things everywhere it still kind of has a purpose and a Almost this is as neat as you can have with these amount of beds But with the 19 you can tell that There are some things like poking out from under little blankets and pillows And a drawer which isn't quite shut. I'm snooping what's in there?
See in that drawer. Let me see under those blankets Let me look over my shoulder real quick and then continue to do so as you open the first drawer There is this like a slide of three four five different new phones on top of stacks of Older holo units and and like things that people used to call one another underneath the blankets is These just small little trinkets just things that don't really seem like they have much purpose
These blankets are like a mix of some which are just laid out on the floor And also there are like hammocks that are that are that are hung up This ship is slightly bigger than the patchwork But the patchwork is a huge squeeze with five of you and this seemingly has seven haven't found snooping Oh, yeah, always. Where's the rest of your crew you guys phone salesman or something? question a No, we used to have more people and it's just us now and for the phones I I like
It's a long story. I like dinkering with things little I don't know mechanics and stuff makes sense to me I can kind of like sense things from it's it's weird. I don't want to I don't want to believe it. I got somebody on my ship that can talk to machines. So do you actually? I'm getting the sense. I shouldn't have said that so Uh, why oh my god. No, because like yeah, I can do the same. I can kind of like talk To them the the the thing like it's just you have someone like this on your ship
Is it you can you do these things? No, dude Dude, this went way better than I was expecting it to yeah, you want to meet him? I mean, we're kind of busy right now with what with the whole thievery thing, but Oh, yeah. No. No, of course. No, totally. I I would love to though. That would be great
Yeah, sit kelly's is gonna be just like messing with the ship for a while. I I have like 15 minutes Uh, you know, we don't because a thievery but tell you what you got like a pen or something I tell you what I can add Yeah, I have a number. Yeah, I wasn't asking for your number. I was asking for a pen, but I love your confidence my dude
Dude, thank you. I write my own number on his arm. I give him a wink and I uh head out I don't try to look cool, but I do Hell yeah The envy of every team I've ever lived As you as you step out you see thievery Sky What are you doing walking right into a trap but it turned out to not be a trap It was actually very pleasant. We should probably go chase after one of the other two. Oh Who were you talking to who was that teenager? I don't know
What oh, hey, you're like right next to the ship and you see this like large wolf person. Oh, um Your friends I imagine yeah, sorry about your ship. Uh, what's your name? Sorry my I'm I'm uh I don't have time. Have you seen a crystal? Have you seen a crystal like ever? No, it's it's It's got like every element or it's every state of matter. It's kind of glowy Speaking a lot of words. No, I haven't seen any crystal. I can tell that you're upset
Do you want to have a drink? No, I have to find it and we'll just immediately just like all right you turn and just Keep running Okay. Well, uh, I gotta go. Thank you so much for letting me onto your ship. I'm so glad you guys aren't thieves Y'all seem dope. Thank you. I appreciate that. I'll definitely put it on our yelp review All right I'm gonna run after theory act and I guess whoever theory act is running after as soon as you start running theory x hears you running and then
U-turns back. Do you are you out of your mind? I understand that uh organic animal mammalian animal animals go through adolescence, but are you Are you out of your mind? What what is going on? No, dude I'm just from the lower decks when you get shit stolen from you you get shit done Immediately y'all were lollygagging dude. You did what?
I searched one ship and my drone's already following a bot that's been messed with none of these ships are leaving this place You gotta act fast theory act and you're like not keeping your cool right now, dude Oh my god pick a person. Let's go Will gun towards uh Azam you gun toward azam. Hi Yeah, where are we going hun going inside?
My indication was that it was I was hearing it closer to the club. So i'm gonna follow that Uh, i'm gonna follow that instinct you bust in swing the door open Listen a lot of like murmuring that kind of dims a little as people slowly turn to you I laugh Oh my god We are a mess today Oh I didn't realize that was that funny and then there's another laugh. Good good good back to normal. Okay, and
No, no, keep going. Um, give me a wisdom. Okay. Okay, okay yeah, that's gonna be a 17 you get a twinge that it's it's like it has moved since you have you like ran into here okay I and and that it's not inside anymore walk inside and then I laugh leave okay great and I I book it back out again and follow just follow keep following the thread as much as I can as you leave and turn you see as arm full booking it toward these two little guys who are
like whispering something to each other you see sky and theory act sprint down towards his arm but then you get a small twinge another one and you see another little guy run out of the shadows behind everyone else so big old I go I go I go I go I go I go I go so fast still run toward him as um what are we doing as we're sprinting toward these guys these little pals I'm gonna try and sprint after them but somewhat quietly okay you can give me a stealth of disadvantage to if you're full sprinting
this will like keep pace and you'll be able to run with this advantage that's a 16 you like go into like a little tiny jog like trying to how big a Zom is it's probably just a like you know a fast walk like your grandmother's a fast walk yeah it's a power walk you just power walk toward these little guys in front of you I just like one of them who is like a lagging behind a little carrying this big crystal who as they are running you spot them and they stop in their
tracks I look at the others I look at the little guy holding the crystal and I give a clear indication with just a nod on my head I got these you've got those you got that guy with the crystal everyone seems to like converge at the same time to the same spot with these two little guys this one with the crystal and then as arm this little guy with the crystal is stood like a deer in headlights wrapped their six arms around the crystal yeah how far away is
he from us he's like 40 foot 40 but they stopped as as arm clocked them to be fair if you saw gigantic a freight staring at you probably stop walking to yeah pretty spooked do you think it's like a no sudden movement kind of situation the react will load the truth their little injector there's no need for violence on just give it back to us calm down everyone you listen hey me first then you you stole from my ship return what you stolen no one needs to get
hurt can I roll diplomacy for this yes first roll me an intelligence I'm not that intelligent well I'm in the eye roll intelligence that's in that 20 again actually oh shit look at that shit that's 21 you got a friend you get the impression that this thing doesn't speak common trade I think it's trade in this system trade yeah whatever yeah galactic normal galactic universal language galactic universal man is the GUL the GUL this little thing doesn't speak GUL jewel ghoul vape it can I
switch into GSL galactic sign language and see if that works yes yes sure takes like one step back I take one big step in his direction and I shake my head in the universal symbol for no everybody roll me a reflex okay oh god oh god oh god should I roll the diplomacy check to see what happens yeah you can roll that fucking actually yeah roll the fucking rule is 24 nice yes guy we love 17 for me I got six okay okay love I'm so sorry give me that diplomacy
first 15 it and then holds it up then can you roll me a reflex 16 it seems to hold it up toward you slightly and you hear a noise behind you a of wheels I shoot the drone you turn around point your gun and you see that it is in fact not a drone but this guy theory like you recognize this teenage whose large boots have collapsed into roller skates and they are pounding towards you as you pull out the gun they jump and throw this like tiny like flashbang everyone
who didn't get over a 15 which is literally everyone as thing aside from theory act gets nauseated as they make a leap over you this little skitter Amanda throws the crystal up and they grab the crystal and if everyone would like to roll initiative as we're in a little bit of a calm little pong I knew it was yourself in sir character you will and will this rollerblader become skies arch nemesis or boyfriend and did we get 20 or above so I got I got a
natural 20 and I got it but it's only for a total of 22 I got a grand total of 20 not natural but I I am wondering if you're gonna if you'd let me shoot first anyway because I did call it the moment I heard those wheels that's true you did yes yes I'll allow you to get a surprise round off I got a 16 hell yeah gamer sky what you get 14 okay so I could get a surprise round because you rolled natural 20 as I'm against prize round because you call shot what you
were going to do before initiative was it okay so I could you want to do I I want to just shout at this kid and just kind of reach up and grab at his scapes as he like kind of like is going up over our heads and I would like to cast incompetence make him a bad oh you're gonna make you're gonna you're gonna ruin all of my plans so quickly okay yeah sure you can do that you I bloody demon I what am I rolling spell save of DC of 15 okay where's my spell save it
better be high it is not that's yeah it's not that's okay I have a plus one to this shit I just get down here right now as he jumped over you the wheels on his skates fold inward there's this energy that pulses from them that you can tell is like a they can use to like fly and like hover on the on the roller blades and they immediately jump over like a cool kid eat shit immediately on the ground just completely flubbed the trick they have a H out of horse now I'm
sorry about that but that's ours and I look at that little guys and I say don't you go anywhere I point I point authoritatively that's it that's my arm it's you beautiful did the kid reach the crystal no the kid is in the same is in the same spot they are now do I have enough movement to just walk up and grab the crystal from the little guy like if you walk through like within five foot you're gonna take it at opportunity attack but you can definitely try yeah
absolutely I mean you could also be able just to move around the fucking flyer who is wiped out on the ground if I if I do take the opportunity attack and I do get hit does that mean I stop moving or can't keep moving no it doesn't know his arm is injured but a zone doesn't care so I'm gonna walk up to my movement speed and try and grab that crystal flair like as you walk past swipes at your ankle as you pass by and they are gonna roll with disadvantage since they
are just down on the ground that's a 19 to hit with disadvantage with disadvantage yes they like thrust their arm and as they do there's like a hidden blade that comes out and they grab the handle of it and swipe at your and your ankle for five damage five slashing damage I'll take it but then you run along this little skitter bander has a hold of the crystal still you can try to take it from the skitter man to the skitter man to seems like it's is going
to bounce is gonna run away it's gripped quite tightly I'm going to literally rip it the thing from its hands as best as possible okay I'm gonna count this as a grapple so it would be a strength or desk decks that's contested this is not gonna work 18 yeah no yeah that makes it easy you easy clear it this little skitter man is like as you like pull it up off the ground as it's like six arms are still like trying to grab onto it and you like kind of shake it and it
pops down on the ground is there anything else you'd like to do in your turn I'm gonna yell sky skateboard skateboard can't come to the phone right now I love her so much I get you it's now normal action I see as um has it in his hands as I'm do you look steady yeah yeah I'm like good pop it underneath one arm tightly like a football so everyone should be able to move the crystal as well so whenever you have possession of it you can move it with
your character I go to help the kid that I knocked off his roller skates up and I think sorry you were robbed tonight and it kind of looked like you were going to rob the people that robbed us they like hit their heel against the ground confused at the fact that they can't they can't quite remember how to roller skate and they do like a little sorry oh Jesus you should sorry I'm sorry I'm just you're good you're good at it damn you're good at it again oh
thank you no yeah sorry Bonzo was just gonna give it to me but I do appreciate it is that the end of your turn get his ass I just would like to re cast the same spell and just and just like so they're like standing back up and then just like if it costs a spell I'll allow you to just keep I appreciate that it does the slot I would like to keep it just be like you just keep it so you don't actually you you like flavored uncast and then recast it yeah yeah you
recast it and they what oh shit damn it okay I feel like I I feel like I may have misjudged you and I do apologize in that maybe next time I'll think my options more clearly in terms of whoever up is that okay give us our things back and we'll consider it oh yeah sure no that's no problem they turn to you and they're just gonna try and like rugby just like pull the the crystal out from your arm with a did they get more than 20 to their
initiative whose turn is it when do I get to kick his ass on your turn thank you very much it's a 13 to a sleight of hand you can keep grip or you can have a dex to move it out the way so strength or dex either one oh it's savings right you see me throw yeah you can use yeah reflex or you can use a strength check for okay if I can use reflex 21 yeah they like go to grab it and you put it out the way all right fine Keelan shit and then they're going to take off run
over to here we're getting opportunity attack yeah you do get an opportunity attack on them as they leave your threat area okay shooting would be at a disadvantage right but at the same time it's the weapon I have does a 13 hit 13 I do not believe it does actually it just hits oh nice I'm just gonna clip him across the shoulder because I rolled a 2 for damage clip him across the shoulder and just like fuck and they they continue to keep running although
they they've forgotten how to use the skates they are still they are still able to run normal and they run over to Keelan and the other skater Amanda who's down there as Zahmet is your turn fully now just drop everything and I'm going to do total defense so that's a plus four to AC but I cannot make opportunity attacks and I'm going to walk my whole movement away and my intentions to hide behind those boxes as you finish up that theory I could assume okay hold on wait
up fuck can I do a sense motive check on the wolf guy yeah okay let me do that real quick because okay not gonna lie he's just a little sassy it's a tiny teeny bit that is a 25 with the information that you get you see flair running toward him the skitter manders are kind of just like looking around and just like waiting for some larger instructions you get the sense that he is the kind of shot caller of this little group the rack is going to do a
very cool thing called spark of ingenuity which means that once per day they can alter one of their biohacks to work in a different way and for a studio spy or hacker they can expend two uses of their biohack ability to combine the effects of two basic or minor biohacks into a single oh that's very uh what we are going to do is we're both going to combine the basic inhibitor in the minor inhibitor in this shot okay that's a 23 to hit that does it yeah that
definitely hits yeah and I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna look at my damage but damage isn't really important part here is it so let me while I'm doing that let me go ahead and read you off what happens with the basic inhibitor and the minor inhibitor with the basic neighborhood inhibitor you take a minus two penalty to AC okay you reduce the targets dr by five and you okay the targets resistance to one type of energy by five Jesus okay is on what's your
what's your fire shit considered it's my fire shit that yeah that's just fire damn fire damage is the one I'm gonna take I don't know if are there other resist do I know what resistances this person has I tell you what because you rolled high on a sense motive this is a more like Arctic looking wolf so you can assume that they're a little resistant to cold okay then I will reduce resistance to cold be even though I don't think we have anything related to
cold but you know that's that's it's to reduce the really get it so that is the basic inhibitor the minor inhibitor and plus a slight hindrance of a minus one penalty to attack rolls for a number of rounds equal to three plus my ability score which is a total of seven rounds okay so they get minus one on attack rolls for seven wow wait isn't there I hate I'm sorry I'm so sorry isn't very like nauseated I wanted to double check something absolutely go for it as a
Raxolite I have plus two racial bonus against for saving throws against mind affecting effects including paralysis poison polymorph sleep and stunning effects would that count as any of them I believe that nauseated is its own its own condition fact I tell you what's gonna happen I love the cool shit you're gonna be able to do the cool shit you're gonna be nauseated on your next turn you like your brain goes fucking a hyper hyper focused and then as soon as
you do it you know that burst of energy before you feel super sick it's exactly what happened you had this one like super burst of energy and then you're like oh sky okay I would like to run up to like can you see this arrow like right where these little dudes are all right I'm gonna run up to here and I'm gonna be like oh it's not for brains I hope you're not too attached to that arm because you've lost the privilege of having it and I take a grenade out of my
pocket and I bite the pin to take it out and I toss it right over to them fuck it gamer let's go okay sure thing so what do I need to do I need to roll a like a dex I think to jump out the way so yes I need to roll a save what is your dexterity modifier I think it's that's ability scores plus plus one so I need to be a 12 on this to to dodge not fully dodge out the way I'll take half damage if I if if they don't but it's each of them so flair makes it Keelin
also makes it the skitter Amanda also does everyone like dives out the way you still roll damage they just take half when 1d6 p per 15 feet I think that means p15 feet yeah okay what does that mean per 15 feet like just that the area 15 feet I think it's like it'll do that much damage in each 15 foot radius what did I just what did I literally just say what 1d6 okay so whomp sucks six okay cool so they all take they all take three as they all
immediately try to dive out of the way of this the key like gets hit as as flares like hey we might be a little out of a little out of our range that little Yosuke immediately made me forget entirely how to how to run on these things yeah and I got 20 more of these in my pocket how long you want this night to be boys as you throw the grenade and there's this explosion hit with this inhibitor they are then like pushed out the way by flair she's cute
and scrappy and then pulls the goggles over their head and then flicks them into place over their eyes we love a simp it is now the unless of course you want your drone to do anything to follow the robot that's been messed with though I am not loving not being fast in the presence of this other fast teenager yeah it's the skitter banders turn you after the explosion keeling yells we're flying away gentlemen everyone grab your shit we're going and the skitter mander looks toward his arm
is like and then runs toward runs toward his arm let you just make sure that I can make it they can they run over and they are going to use a they're just gonna use a normal bite attack he's a normal bite attack against you what's your KAC right now it's 17 because of that plus four that does still hit fortunately this skitter mander jumps and out of their stomach their fur like moves and this little like worm thing launches out and latches onto you as on
for three damage I cause you and what is your combat maneuver AC 25 so they're gonna use their special ability where when they attack and with this little worm thing they go into the same space as the person and latch onto them so this little skitter mander this little worm jumps out and this six armed tiny little guy is like scrapping and trying to get the the crystal away from you as it's like fully attached to the side of your body this worm like a leech has
like suction cupped itself to the side of you as this little skitter mander is trying to pull the crystal away it did use its turn biting you so it's nothing yet these two are gonna run over to sorry this one the one in red after this inhibitor flies out and hits Kim is gonna pop and runs toward theory act and is going to make a contested dexterity check against you as they try to steal the inhibitor like my injector gun yeah fuck they're like trying to grab it and
take it away as they saw something shiny and cool and they want it now so that's a dexterity check dexterity check or dex save just a check these motherfuckers oh my god that one your little needle gun and this skitter mander eyes grow real wide is that like run over to you and then just grab it from your hands your hands off that and they like they like bash it on the ground a little bit and then point it toward you what I do want to say when theory act has the needle
pointed back at them they do realize that there is something glowing in the like syringe in the serum that was not there before oh okay interesting these other two skitter manders are after sky you through the grenade one of them is going to try and grab the grenade satchel from you I got you think I'm wearing cargo pants because they're in fashion I need a lot of pockets I'm gonna go into your pockets and try to grab grab one that's a that's a dexterity
check from you it rolled a an 11 so you need to be in a well it's like searching through your cargo shorts and pulls out a grenade and it's like and then you snatch it back this other one it's fur moves and this like a worm thing comes out it and it's just gonna try to thank you and this little it like launches towards you you easily move aside as a role than that one as it like and then slides behind you gets back up and is and is and tries to go back to like see
more professional it is now keelin stern keelin gets up brushes themselves off is a little dazed helps up flair now tell me what's going on talk me through the process of the fact that you don't know how to fucking skate anymore right well so no yeah she has a spell I don't really know what happened and I'm kind of a little confused because our coal kind of plan was for me to just like skate and grab shit and then we can fly away can you get back on the ship yes
yes yes don't worry about it and they are going to use the ability cooperative as they are going to give a plus two to the skill check of flair and them trying to beat the check that that I put on them which didn't work again since I rolled a four on that we move back to the top and can everybody roll me a perception check yeah yeah yeah oh my god goodbye dice I rolled a two eleven seven I rolled a ten with perception now have you noticed anything it's all good
this business is normal don't even worry about it I get your turn first I had a plan but it's not gonna work so I'm gonna go over here hello Assam and I am behind this thing and I don't really want to shoot it so I'm just gonna look can I can I just grab it and just be like no because it's facing his arm so I'm like coming up behind it is it is just be like I'm talking it's currently like like attached to as um like it's the worm thing is like fully
in as I'm sorry that's right you see as arm like move and it falls off and kind of swings along like it's fully suction cups on like a rope holding holding on to his arm so you can try to pull it fully off I'm a little strong I'll try it what am I what am I doing am I just doing like you can do a straight yeah this will be a contested like a grapple essentially it gets plus four to this now and it did unfortunately roll the 20 okay all right that's gonna be a 19 so
no yeah you try to pull it off and it kind of elastic bungee like boom like goes back to his arm and he's still trying to scramble for the crystal I guess that's it for now but I'm here Flair is gonna spend their action trying to win this again and get over this spell oh my god thank god there's a thread I that you attached to them and it almost like elastic like ping and flies back to you and they're like oh yeah oh of course and they like click
their heels and then like turn around and they these their fly action as they start skating toward his arm and the crystal as I'm it is you god I don't know why they want the crystal so bad they don't even know what it is you can roll me a sense motive if you want to find out why they want to that waste my entire action you can roll with disadvantage for a bonus action that is 23 the way that they are treating this and the fact that they have like a bag
of other things it seems like they just think that this looks really expensive and they don't have actually any attachment to it you just try to steal a thing back and now we're in like this little confrontation where they don't actually care about having it they care about saying that they have it can I take the crystal and throw it in these crates so that they're hard to it's hard to just absolutely you can I'm going to raise my voice you can keep everything
in a bag and leave us a crystal or I will kill all of you I'm gonna drop the pistol grab this thing by the the worm and my hand is gonna start glowing and it doesn't cause any damage but there is a burning sensation coming from my hand so far this seems almost playful it's just like yeah just fucking around like no one's doing any actual real damage to anyone as soon as you yell an actual real threat flair stops and turns towards Kielan there's a silent
understanding between the two so be it and then flair pulls out at like an actual gun and there's like a darkness that goes across their face your threat has been noted theory I could assume so I have been unarmed essentially this little skitter is pointing this needle gun for G okay I need that's I need that so bad can I tell that it's clearly just intrigued by like this like the shininess of it yeah it's this is fully just like it's like basic crow style like this is a cool
shiny thing it's mine now yeah basically okay I am going to hold up my knife do you want it and then I'm going to try and like barter for this gun back can I roll diplomacy absolutely you can yeah what did you roll I'm interested no can you tell me what that is total it's a seven cool I also rolled a crit fail what what's what's the what's your crit fails total please it's one yeah it's one and nothing is added on to it oh my god thank God you show the knife you're
like hey do you want it he's like oh drop the needle gun and the needle gun goes lands and it shoots into your foot you can choose the effect of what happens as the gun goes off into your foot well I'm crying I could inflict a basic booster no no positive effect I do positive effects what's the point of me having a gun you'd take on one negative I mean I'll take them for your booster to do it take a minor inhibitor minor inhibitor okay good you take that as it
lands in your foot it's fully on the floor the skitter manda as soon as it like it shoots into your foot you you drop the knife in pain and the skitter man like and then grabs onto the onto the knife everything under the cultivators and will use their movements to coward behind this engine thing as you run it is going to take an opportunity to try and stab you with a knife that you just gave it damn it it does miss though it's okay
we're already low it's like and then just study you can pick up the inhibitor if yes on your on if you please skies your turn okay I'm gonna have the grenade that I took from the skitter mandir in my hand I'm gonna toss it up toss it down you know what I changed my mind you can have it I want to keep this part though and then I'm gonna run let's let's fucking go you know what I'm gonna roll the intelligence these fucking little tiny guys it was not clear the
thing I wanted to keep was the pay yeah you fully pulled the pin on it you give the grenade to this little skitter mandir one of them is like the one that tried to attack you this other one who is grabbing grenades fully picks up is like ha and then there's the one that just tried to attack theory I could the new knife that's like ah I'll get that but that and then the one shows the grenade is like go to put that and then it explodes in my face you can roll that
damage for me it's three three okay they all take three damage the only thing that you've heard them say is grenade is that it is that the end of your time yeah I'm gonna run right right beside our our boy here drone still not doing anything you know what yeah maybe met maybe better safe than than sorry I am gonna be like listen skateboard I know I sent you on a very important mission but we have been scorned by a boy we gave our number to so this is death con
alpha I need you here right now this is an emergency we cut to the little skateboard that is it has just kind of like being sidetracked and followed the like family of people that it almost like tripped over for some reason I
imagine the mrs. Nesbitt in from fucking Toy Story with these two kids he's got a little like dolly hat on and there's tea and then you're like we got to go and it's like and then shoots out the door you have specifically designed this even in mechanical terms to be super fast so it's like fully like halfway on the course already it's like fully almost made it to you as it like it's got like it's got like a hundred and fifty foot movement speed I think it's like fucking
crazy these skitter manders the one that you're threatened is going to try and just take a chunk out of your hand that's a 13 to hit you as on that's my AC that's five damage to you as this get Amanda like and starts to bite you these three are actually going to run back towards the ship as they are all like burnt kind of singed there's like little flakes of embers and smoke raising from them as they all like skitter on back not with a running away vibe but with a
purpose they are going into the ship for something Keelin turns and and walks toward the ship from like a side like a side great opens it up and pulls out a quite large rifle as they begin to load this large laser rifle can everybody roll me a perception check a natural 20 27 I you do hear this but a Zom you are possibly just keenly more aware of this noise as there are heavy footsteps that now you clock that you've been hearing since
that grenade explosion went off the first one there is a door swing that seems to be so far away at the time but now the heavy footsteps that come from it seems so much louder as you see four Heth guards running out full armor these like a large laser rifles everybody stop put your hands on your heads I would like to roll a stealth check to hide okay that's a 21 you duck behind some random debris that is just left there from another ship and you get the
feeling that they have missed you Flair has looked at you had some form of intent as soon as you said you were going to kill someone looked to the half and then got this scared look and looked back at Keelin who is staring daggers at this this group of half Ike really does put her hands up and even I think walks forward so sorry we can't explain put your hands on the head to get on your ground I am gonna take a look can I try and catch the attention
of Keelin and make it more angry kind of glance towards the half and raise one eyebrow like if you want us to fight with you for against them I can do that it's a tiny movement but they do like a shoulder like ready check as an indicator to you of I'm willing to open fire if you are waiting for my move come on you're really lucky I'm not a fan of half I'm going to pick up the pistol spin and with this little thing still attached me in the pistol beyond it and
fire one of the house because I really don't like half I'm fucking terrified of them they're terrible people the bad people 19 to hit six damage I say private event you're not invited you fired them and that gives the indication of what is gonna happen it is now the top of the round you do do the hit I get is you as arm has just fired upon these these these four heavily armed people two of them in this bulky green armor and two others in this slightly like
nicer uniform but still you can tell is heavy is it safe to say that among these crepes there might be some garbage for me definitely there's absolutely garbage for you to take into your your goofy little spells you I make a little sort of garbage I reach my hand and I pull it out I will just try to slice the part of this one that is connected to his arm yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 21 not 20 for a 20 hell yeah uh six slashing damage you cut this little weird little
worm attachment and the skitter mandem and then got that done poor and then kind of falls to the ground is clearly still alive it doesn't seem to have hurt it it's more just startled anything else for I'm done there's a yell from the ship as Kielen yells leave the crystal to them get back in the ship so I was like fuck I was kind of hoping we could dance a little longer and then turns on a heel like in midair and there's this like light strip as they seemingly like
grind their roller skate and they start like shooting their way back to the ship they're not doing any damage it's just they have like these like light contrails that's coming from their roller skates they get inside and you hear a of engines as they like jump into the pilot seat and start like flicking on buttons and then you hear a bongus get back to us and the little one that's on the floor is like and it's still swirling around you can assume the one
next to you I guess bongus and he's the only one not in the ship on this little crew that's all for flair as armistice so clearly Kielen's not gonna live up to the promise and shoot that wasn't Kielen's turn keen is just doing shot calling in this so there's a lot of things that come from Keeling's perspective how small is this little guy like one and a half foot he's teeny tiny he's like this I'm gonna look at I you crystal I'm gonna pick up the little skitter
mander and I'm gonna rush off towards the ship myself you can move half movement whilst carrying this little skitter mander carrying him like a football they're bouncing like a muppet and next turn I can try and flat-out run and see what happens before they react there is an arrival of these four guards to arrive just looking at them is giving me stress the one in this like cleaner armor seems to be some form of leader open fire open fire and they all aim and
they are all collectively going to take shots at a Zom since a Zom shot at them that is a 15 to hit course it hits that is 14 damage that one's a crit fail there's a 14 to hit that is 10 damage his arms knocked out sky it's you what would you like to do sky loses her cool demeanor and the calm cool collected look on her face washes off and she just looks scared and sad because I'm beside everybody right now right I want to like run in front of them and be like whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hands on my head they note that you have your hands on your head the skitter mander that you were holding his arm rolls from under you and tries to stabilize you and they do that you are stabilized so you are at zero HP and knocked out but you won't die from the ship Keelin grunts and fires the rifle a few times at the heath at the noise of the of Keelin's loud raw these get him out of cop bar and runs off toward the ship
does the Sun look okay to me he said that they look stabilized what does that look like to Ike I know normally what is he look like okay so for stabilized does that mean I'm not awake yet cuz I still have to spin resolve to get up so for a split second there they kind of looked extinguished all the color kind of drained from their veins and now it's flaring back up again okay signs of life but unconscious I will join side by side with sky and similarly hands up and is
going to say I'm sorry we were robbed we were attacked and now we were shot by you theory I will watch as the head fully just gunned down a Zom and sees all of these different individuals like standing up against the head and theory act will do nothing and just continue to hide afraid the last remaining skitter Amanda after helping as arm looks around frantic and scared but it looks back towards the crates the big shiny object that's in the crates and as it decides
gets on all sixes and scampers over to the crates trying to push apart boxes to grab the crystal as they reach their hand these heath guards keep firing at the ship one of them in this cleaner armor walks toward the skitter Amanda pushing them aside and puts their arm in and picks up the crystal it seems like they were fighting over this what is that I don't know but it looks expensive all right round them up let's get him aboard one of them walks over to Ike and
sky the other one walks over to his arm looks hey the one that is next to Ike and sky raises the butt of their gun casually as they look toward this other person calling them over doesn't this guy look like Captain Melee's and then as sky and Ike are both hit knocked out and that's where we're gonna end session hi there heroes I just want to jump in right before we do our outro and say that the players are all okay everyone enjoyed the session very
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