Previously on The Atomless Azan he? Ike! She! My name is Theoriak What's up? My name's Skye! Welcome to the patchwork my dudes! Welcome to the lower decks! There is a race going on It's big money involved Money that we need The person who is in charge of this race Is a guy named Trak They're part of a group Called The Void Tommy I'm your dude! Where and when? Co-owner of Wild Times So ashamed of allegations That they had to run Oh no Oh that fucking news report right?
Regarding this race of death As someone who already has a lot of Negative publicity about them Making myself visible to a public event like a race might not be The smartest idea I've been a long time old friend I've worked for Void for way before I met you I need you to meet the wife Because it'll probably be easier to talk shop You see Quinn and in their hands they are carrying The Storm's Eye drink that you got In her head she's screaming You feel another buzz on your phone Looking at it
The black screen is still on And the message I'm sorry I love you And then a little picture of a little love heart emoji comes up Boom!
The sound echoes through the city and bounces off of the buildings Smoke bellows from a barrel Like a freshly used gun Regret fills the smoke as it rises up in the air But we see that it is not a barrel In fact an exhaust From just an old, old bike that Sky sits upon The hull, mainly the engine, gets a small tap from a robotic wrapped hand Sunlight seems to beckon down into the lower decks Which is extremely rare since it is essentially all covered up
However we are all in a place called the Last Patch Where drivers and racers are getting themselves ready in a race Which the Void are hosting I didn't realize that the Void was hosting the race I definitely have my goggles on and my gas mask upconcealing my face I think I get like a mechanical benefit to that as well What does your mask look like?
It's just my gas mask and my goggles over my face My goggles with my little plastic butterfly wings sticking out But it conceals everything It looks sick as fuck It looks fucking hot as hell, gamer Yeah There's a little ding ding ding against the engine Scrap, a hunched over Yoski, this brown matted rat person Hobbles on their small mechanical leg Half of their face has been replaced with mechanics They have this green glowing eye
Their ear has been taken off and now acts as a small antenna that is blinking And as it blinks you see another antenna on a small robot These two arms hovering slightly off the ground Which blinks in unison with Scrap's little blinks Well, goddamn Sky, I must say this is a fucking nice job Thank you, my dude The race starts Is the Driftcore installation going?
It's going We're fixing it pretty fine It's kind of taking up a lot more space so I had to move some chairs out the way and things But I've made sure all of your seats are all available You're a little closer Well now I feel bad that I've been working on this bike when you need help with the Driftcore Nah, it's all good We'll just, we'll fix it up later, don't you worry I feel like, I know you said that the money isn't like gonna do good for us
But I feel like it might be handy to have a thousand credits in our pocket when we're flying away on that Driftcore That is true And to be honest we now need to figure out really what we're doing next I know that Azam is meeting Hive, I don't know what the others are doing though You know, I know that Ike said that she probably wasn't coming with us But I'd probably like to know and then know what we're going next Because to be honest I want to get the fuck off this planet as quickly as possible
I fucking love it here, I love the lower decks but it's a little too dangerous Yeah, where's the starting line? Where's Ike? We then cut to Ike It's been about a week We're talking about like six and a half days The race is happening today, you do all know What is it that Ike would have been doing over this past few days, do we know?
Oh, gosh, a week since the- A week since The Prohibition incident She is laying low in her apartment for at least the first few days And really analyzing the messages that came through that phone Whether she can re-read them or not, she's still going to be overthinking them And reliving that and trying to see if she can recreate it a little bit in any way Can you- what is your spellcasting modifier, is it intelligence?
It- great, phenomenal question, what a good question you have for me It is intelligence, yes, correct Can you give me an intelligence check?
It is, he has six Nice, you can't seem to figure out like how these messages were sent or even Regardless of how to re-access them Your phone at the end of the incident restarted itself and then updated But just with like the next system, iOS has nothing fancy with it, just updated And you spend some time trying to figure out, but you just can't quite clock as to what happened
So after a few days of trying, genuinely, to see if she can figure this out and understand more about what has happened here She was with Theoryac at one point, I'm sure that they're around periodically But eventually she will get frustrated and say, okay, and just go try to find Skye Because working on something would be better than obsessing over this So yeah, maybe like three days she spends ruminating over this and then she will go find Skye
Skye spent the last week in Scrap Scrapyard, so it's super easy to find and you're able to find each other really quick Tada! I didn't really expect it to be this beautiful, but is it Kidding, I'm making something, it's got to be aesthetic Well, I've, to be honest, I've seen some of these races before, they're usually pretty grimy, ugly I'd like to set your expectation right now, it's not gonna look this beautiful at the end of the race, but it looks cute now, doesn't it?
It really does, I just have a little question, something I've been noodling about Is this highly illegal or just a little illegal? Where would you say it lands in the sphere of crime? Where does it land, Space God? It's run by the Void, so I'm assuming It's run by the Void so it's not great? It kind of is, so it's been called a death race by everyone in just a colloquial term
Is this canon now? I was calling it a death race because I didn't know what to call it No, no, no, that's what I mean, the Patchworks crew has been calling it a death race, but death isn't a huge thing in it People do get violent because it's a lot of money on the line It's kind of a no-holds-barred, whoever crosses the finish line first wins all the money Sometimes there's violence in it, sometimes people do die, it is kind of frequent that people deceased
But not like a necessity, it's pretty fucking illegal, but for lower deck standards it's like average No, averagely illegal Oh, um, okay In the lower decks, if you want to make money, pretty much you gotta do something illegal, so it's like, you know, regular amounts of crime Well, that's not entirely true, I- it's hard, but you don't have to Exactly, in the lower decks it's harder to work hard That's true, I just- I- Got something you need to un-noodle, my dude?
I- I don't really like to, um, break the law I- I- I try very hard not to, actually, but um, I kind of want to do this Have you ever tried breaking the law? When I was very young, one time, ever since then No, you're not glossing over that, I want more details about tiny-eyed crime Well, it was just- it was nothing that we needed, or anything, which in hindsight would have been more helpful, but I just- I took a little trinket If you didn't need it, then why?
I was a little kid, so that's hard to say, I suppose I just wanted something to be mine Well, I like this race might be similar in a lot of ways I'm on in, I gotta some measures and stuff before we start Alright, and she's gonna take like a scrap of like, handkerchief or something from her belt, and she's gonna like- it does not help, really, because she is a rat But she is gonna tie it around, like, a portion of her face in a little bit of an obscurity
Oh my god, we look so cool! We look like we're banned! Ah, this is so sick! I'm so excited, oh my god We do look quite cool Look right at yourself! Ah! Where's Firiak and Azam? Actually, I haven't seen them in- I don't know Doodlililililulu
Firiak, what have we been up to over the last week? I would say that conversation happened like yesterday of the current time And we're going- it's weird, but we're going back a week to see what people have done and then we'll meet back up on this day Yes, yes, that is correct Firiak has just been basically camping out on the patchwork since coming back down to the lower decks, has been doing more research regarding bot
And has been investigating with their micro lab what they can, also checking sources that are both scientific and religious And mostly just hunkering down and doing some research for the most part Firiak tends to be a bit of a homebody Romi, you can either do life or physical science I am gonna state that you have a feeling that you have done like 90% of the research that you can do without having a proper place to like a proper lab
I can't do this just with my little micro lab, I gotta go to the big bell You've gotten like a lot of research done with this like carrying thing There's still a little bit more which you can figure out, but there is a point which you're hurtling towards which is you need a bigger space to sit and set up Okay, I'm gonna do life science because that was the weird shit I found out last time Yeah Oh shit! Gamers, I got Nat 20, do you know what that means? Oh, that's it
Do you know what that means? I got fucking 32 I love numbers, I love numbers so much You go through the rounds, day one you sit down, okay, let's figure this out You come up with the same thing that you had before, this seems to be the four states of matter in a crystal Day two, you seem to come up with the same thing, there's just something else and you know it, you feel it You are a almost fictional level genius, you know this stuff and you have an intelligence that very rarely is matched
And you know that most people would have given up, but you're like, no, there's something here, there's something that I'm missing and I know it There's a point on somewhere in day five, halfway through day six Where something clicks You try a method which is completely out of nowhere and wouldn't be tested by anyone, but you're like, no, no, no, I have a feeling I have a feeling that this is going to work, you set up bunsen burners, you make an alkaline solution
As well as an acidic one as well, just to measure and test things out, my science knowledge is all GCSE when I was 11 I get the big super tangled up glass two thingy I don't know what it is, but it's the one in cartoons all the time Yeah, exactly, and it's cool, there's like a potion which is dripping at the side The one in the great mouse detective, yeah Exactly, yeah And you find data stored, organic, but also like someone has imprinted this thing with almost a message
Numbers associated that have been put into this, you don't know why, you don't know what it is But there is something that this particular crystal, which is old as anything You put it against other crystals and other gems and this thing is like almost millennia old Closing in before the current cycle had space travel old And you know that there are three numbers hidden in this, some form of message, some data And you can't quite tell, you don't quite know what the numbers are yet
You don't know, but you know that there are, it is data, there are numbers, they are not letters There is a message, and it's not a message like a sentence or a phrase, but it is three numbers, and you know that I'm going to say it again I love numbers And you got three very important numbers Well, since science has left me I will instead spend the remainder of my time doing research, going through my photo, religious book, the Almanac To try and find any other connections to this spot thing
The Nat 20 is carrying over As you're flicking through, there's a passage that you've read loads of times But it is specifically about a group of people who called themselves the prophets And this is where all of Fodo kind of, because Fodo is about the cultivator But the prophets are a group of people that preceded the cultivator This group worshipped this one artifact, and when this artifact just became too much
They snapped it, and scattered it, and disbanded, and then the cultivator took over for major religious things Okay, wait, just so that I understand Of course, absolutely So the prophets, before the cultivator, some ancient artifact snapped Cultivator comes in, continues spreading Fodo Yes Um, hmm, okay Alright, cool I'll just sit with this in my little lab and tell no one I'll just keep this in my heart, and then I will die Nice, that's good Yeah
A few days ago, before this week break had started, before Skye ran away to start building During the prep of the race You wanted, just for ease, to not seem like an outsider in the lower decks So you took off your mask And you always wondered what was going to happen Five days passed, you feel like you're going to fucking die You've been so, like, abhorrently ill over the last five, six days since you took off the mask Your body is rejecting, like, there is poison all around you
Your lungs feel heavy, you're sweating consistently as much as, you know, fire beings can sweat Some of your body just turned to coal Through just, it being just so cold, you're just so cold all the time You're sitting in the patchwork, scrap has been coming over, and there is plates and bowls of uneaten stews And different, just protein, simple bars And then, you wake up one day and you just feel slightly better
What is it that you would like to do with these remaining two days after you took off your mask?
You can breathe lower decks air And it wasn't just like, I'm not just going to bully you into it You can breathe lower decks air now, it still feels kind of uncomfortable People can't use the fact that you wear a mask against you anymore You have just been, you've been the embodiment of the song, the Ah, I don't want to be crying and puking and pissing Like, that is the song that has embodied your experience over the last, like, week or so As you heard
You had to sneak that into our show, didn't you? Yes, I did Yes, I did, thank you so much I'm crying and pissing and pissing before you're squeezing, huh? Thank you so much, thank you It's my job here, to add in obscure memes Thank you What would you like to do with the, your remaining two days?
You can, if you want I'm pretty sure I can remember But if you want, you can write down somewhere that you are immune to the lower decks air Which will come up in combat Aig and Sky are also both immune Theorek is the only one that has a full terrarium on their head Worth it, this is going to be worth it, just in the end, I'm going to, oof You've been kind of like cordoned off because the ill and, uh, Sky's like Hey, how's my little ill guy?
You doing alright? I gotcha Some soup and bread The bread is kinda gross You didn't have to do that Thank you Hey, you're part of the patchwork, I'll look after you Don't you worry, I have not a clue why you decided to take the hat off But I, not the hat, the mask, but I appreciate your willingness to try I'm feeling much better, I've only thrown up like twice today Hey So that's, yeah Yesterday Clearly on the mend Clearly on the mend
Uh, he spent the good past several days obsessively researching what happened to Eram Because now Hive opened the floodgates And that's literally been the only thing he can think about It is not difficult to find information about Because it is a planet, it is a known planet, it's quite fresh, it's new Disheartingly, the things you find are essentially advertisements to go and live now that it is now safe for people to step on
Without suits, fire resistant suits and heat decks, apparently things can just land on it He has not mentioned a word of what he's discovered to anyone And if anyone asks, he's been reading Skye's comic books It's just a consistent, because he doesn't want people to know that he's this hurt Wow, there's nothing that makes you feel more like a failure than actually failing You know?
On the last day, when he's feeling better, he cleans up literally everything Because he doesn't want Scrapper Skye to do it for him And he goes to check on Hive Because he promised that he'd visit Hive's family So Hive told you where the location was, but says that he's free on the day that the race is happening You'll make your way through the lower decks And the address is in the upper decks, actually
You find out, even though Hive spends a lot of their time here, apparently he's made his way up Through a small arduous process, you find a lift that does work and is able to get you up there Travel up, your ID is checked, it's cleared You find a nice little suburb, just off of a side street of a side street from the main square It's nice!
There are robotic pollinators flying around There's bright, colourful flowers There's this really distinct smell of honeycomb and a sweet smell in the air The red sun seems to have perfectly encapsulated this little place to thrive You walk up to the door, nice shaded windows Very middle class, attempting to look slightly higher than they are But as is almost all the places on the upper decks And you stand outside of Hive's door An arc
As a few seconds of silence, you take in surroundings a little more The car that sits in the drive is a quite new, last few years, nice model hover vehicle Which you know is quite expensive But you can peek that the garage is just slightly open and just inside is a slightly more beat up hover vehicle As you clock this, you hear steps coming from behind you and then the door Oh hey, you made it! Hey, how's it going?
Oh, I've been great, just been under the weather a bit No, I see you've got the mask off, I'm doing Scrap's voice I see you've got the mask off No, I've been, I've been, yeah you know, Queso will be, is excited to see you Before I walk in, can I take a little glance around the neighborhood just to see if we're being watched? Yeah, absolutely, give me a perception Of course I can, I think I can at least
Where's the button? There's the button, there's a 13, happy little 13 You've seen security cameras around, it seems like this is quite a hard place to get into But if there are cameras, they're well hidden How's boss week been?
Oh yeah, business as usual really Weird having you back, or not back, but yeah, no, good Weird having me around Weird knowing that we share the same mile He's brought up a lot of stuff, a lot of memories, things I'd rather not visit, but I'm sorry It's not your fault, it's alright Well it is, I wandered back into your life without so much of a how do you do, a little bit of my fault True, a little bit I guess, yeah, hey, come on in Shoes off Oh yeah, I remembered it
As they walk in, they walk into a kitchen, it's a nice home, it's small but comfy, it radiates warmth It would feel nowadays like quite modern, but for atomless era, feels like a little old There's some toys in a front room that Hive passes by Chairs that have been well used and sofas that have been worn She passes through the kitchen, which is a small, nice, comfortable, just what you need kitchen Into a small little conservatory area
In the conservatory, an orange praying mantis looking woman sits She flicks through a tablet
Oh hey, you're Ezzam, right? Hi, I'm Kaseo, I'm Hive's other half I've heard so much about you Yeah, no, you really can't get him to stop when he starts, he's a bit of a bugger like that In a good way I've heard a lot about you, aside from, you know, he doesn't really talk about the crazy parties that you all used to go to and what a bad influence that you were, but glad that you're safe Oh, I'm a terrible influence, promise you that, still am really Oh yeah, no I ruin they birds
Well, hey, as long as you keep my kids out of it, you can do whatever you want Kids, I only had about one Oh yeah, you know, it's been a long time, what is it, 15, 20 years?
Something like that, yeah Yeah, there's a lot of time to do a lot of things, but we're settled here, you know, I got a job, some shops nearby and Hive's still working as the engineer Oh yeah, yeah, no better engineer than Hive over here Well, I'll leave you boys to it, I don't want to interrupt, she gets up and leaves, I'll have dinner on in a little bit, I know you guys need to catch up and what not Of course, love, thank you She walks into the front room Doesn't know, huh?
Not all of it, it's, yeah Hive I'm sorry, I'm getting judgement, what the fuck am I supposed to say, hi honey, I fucking kill people for a living, no, that doesn't seem like something I'm gonna do Well, not that, but you know, engineer I'm a good engineer, hey, I've built pretty much all my shit, so Well, I remember, but I remember you building sniper rifles, not Mechanics is mechanics, when you learn small things you just grow
As long as it's been a long time, I've picked up a lot of traits, a lot of skills, things Again, we're happy good here I'm glad, very warm in here Oh yeah, do you want me to open a window? I really don't need that Do you want a beer? Open up the fridge Sure, yeah Hands you a bottle So what's the plan, what are we doing here? Tommy wants in with a void, I don't think it's a very good idea, to be honest Do what with the void?
To be in with them, to have them on their side Hey listen, I can't stop someone who wants something, you know I try it with you all the time and I can't seem to do that, so Listen, if they want to put their neck out and try to join up with them, who knows, maybe joining up with them with the best bet, but What they want to do is impress them at this big race, will that be effective? Maybe, but you gotta promise me something, alright? Yeah Don't do the race What?
It's dumb, and it's a bad idea, alright? The void have set this up There's no way anyone who's not void is winning I know, I've set up these things before, alright? If you... It doesn't matter, you're here now, right? Let's have a sit down, let's just chat like old time, let's forget it, let's not Hi, what do you think we would chat about in old times? What was it like? In the shadow realm? Prison? Yeah Empty You're next to a big, big black hole
It sucks all the energy, not just light, okay? I don't even see light, heat Sound Everything is just quieter there Time seems to be sucked away Light seems to be sucked away, energy seems to be sucked away You find yourself repeating the same thing over and over and over Not knowing how many you've done in a day It's torture, it's designed to break you So I can use you some other time I don't know what you want me to say mate, it was bad But you survived Survived? No, I didn't survive
If I survived I'd be wandering back home, wouldn't I? Talking to my family Part of me died there Otherwise I wouldn't be galavanting to this place I cannot go back to my family and force myself into their lives like it's the same It's not the same and I can't be who they want me to be anymore And on top of it all, all I do is just... I don't even know how to act around people anymore And God forbid they've moved on If they've moved on, I just disrupt everything they've built for themselves
I don't want that, no Better on my... better on my memory Better on forgotten I don't think we could forget you No one ever did, really I know a certain number of people that definitely didn't Maybe you should try harder Listen, I don't know what your situation is, how you're all... whatever's going on, but... I can talk to Case, we can get you the spare room, stay there for a bit if you need it We can try and get you a job, I'm pretty sure her shop needs a new assistant
Let me ask you something, honestly, what are Tommy's options? Lose the race or die I'm not talking about the race, big picture, big picture, someone in Tommy's position What do they do? You don't want them to turn to the void, can't give up, people like her don't give up Trust me, I would know Well, until everything's been sucked from them, so what does someone in their position do? Tommy's, what are their options? I don't know, Azam, I'm not this guy anymore
What do you want me to say? Yeah, they wait, they build forces, they keep getting people excited I don't fucking know I'm not an ideas man, I just kinda do shit Not everyone can be a hero, Azam, not everyone can be a big... I know the solution to everything, I know how to fix it What? Did you think that was what I was? You came up with solutions The hero man I was never that, I don't know, none of us were
How have you always been that? You look at a plane full of people Azam Hold on, you look at a plane full of people, you know who to take down, it's the same thing Just on a bigger scale, with different targets Azam, that was you, I was your gun That's all I was, and you aimed me, a lot, and I'm done now, alright? I'm someone else's gun Are you happy with that? Truly happy with who you're killing? Are you happy? I don't have anything to do, mate, why would I be happy? What's my purpose?
I don't know I'm not an ideas man Upadekos, what are their weak points?
Money, they're easily fucking manipulated They get a tiny bit of power in them and they crumble The amount of guns I've pointed, specifically because people go down to Void and ask for me to take out a couple of people Money, easily corruptible Not bad, it means all you need is some people in middle management, not even higher up Get them to screw things up for you They just need to be able to corrupt them in some way, so they need cash Tommy doesn't need Void, Tommy needs Void's money
You said this thing's rigged Tell me, how's it rigged? At the finish line, about 10 meters before you cross it, there's a check, a marker And then, in the top part of Void, your engine goes up You're wiped out How do they know?
It's fucking high tech shit Members of Void have... fucking... we get installed with small chips, some of them just have implants It's checked as you fly through in milliseconds If you don't have it, the whole thing goes up And it's updated constantly Ex-Void members, Void members that aren't in the race, they can't pass it And if that is not bad enough, the Void members who are in the race are more than willing to kill
And there are people waiting, lawmen who are paid off, who are going to chase down people who aren't Void This race is a fucking death trap If you can avoid the members of the Void who are trying to kill you, if you can avoid the cops, then at the end is a bomb waiting to explode The winner, if they're not Void, will die Everyone who crosses that finish line, if they are not a member of Void, will die There's really no way about it That's just how this race is won Where do they implant the chip?
It's different for each So all we need is a Void body?
If you want to incur the wrath of them after, then yeah 100,000 credits can buy off a lot of heat, if used right, and if we fuck off, right afterward They do have it, the money is real Well it doesn't fucking matter now Cause... points the clock It's too late, the race has already started Ike sits in the car, Sky goggles over, mask on Tens of people are lining a small dirt track in the last patch A half android, half human mohawk at the side, made with real hair, and one which is made with metal
That goes from the top of the head across Ready to race? Can I ask a question? Absolutely In the dozens of people in the audience, do I see either Azam or Viriak? Well Azam is currently up decks, quite far away Viriak? I think Viriak would at least watch Okay, okay, so I might see Viriak, don't see Azam But definitely is like, doing their best to look incognito, because this is... There's not a lot of people here, but also this is a public event So maybe like, like...
There doesn't seem to be anyone taking pictures around if that's any consolation to you Okay, but maybe just like, instead of like a regular class terrarium, maybe like a blue tinted Or like, you know how they have for cars Yeah, wonderful, absolutely Thank you Yeah, yeah, all day A lampshade over the... That's just it, that's it So a text message goes out as we're revving, very frantically goes out to Azam
I was just like, no worries! But where are you? Question mark, question mark, worried face Next message I hope everything's okay, smiley face Exclamation mark I love this idea of like, all of these people at the starting line, all tough, all buff, all revving their engines Spikes on their leather jacket, colors in their hair, then it just cuts to Ike in her little canopy like, are you here yet?
And she put down the phone after sending that message, and put down like a pair of goggles around her own eyes and look at Skye I am going to do some... What? I can't hear you! Everybody's engines revving! I'm gonna do some very weird things What? I hope you have a good race! Okay! I love that Ike yelling, it's just Ike whispering at a higher pitch That's my favorite I was gonna say that Skye throws up one of... I don't know what to call this A surfer dude A rad One pinky at one thumb Go long!
Why is everyone in this group so cool? It's not fair, anyway You have had a cow bunga, as you... get these messages I get on a call to Ike There is like... it's very fucking loud In my little Photoshop thing, Ike specifically asked for some sort of canopy There's like a tent around the sidecar, so I imagine if she draws the curtains and stuff, she just has this tiny little safe room on the row Yeah, tiny little tent Hi! It's so good to hear from you! Are you here? Are you in the crowd?
No, you would see me, I'm tall And gigantic and horned Well there's a lot of people there, it's hard to see, and also I have the curtain drawn, so I can't see anything Listen, it's important, Void members have chips in them Alright You want to focus on disabling those racers first and foremost Second, ten meters before the race ends, there's a bomb, you need to find a way to disable it, or... I'm sorry, what? I know, it's a lot of information, Ike There's a bomb?
Bomb, B-O-M-B I know what the word is, that's not my question Where is the... Ten meters from the end Do you know where the end is? Because we were told that we would just not know, we don't know where it is Yep, so... Okay, alright You need to scan the ground for bombs and or take a chip off of a Void member If you can find them, grab their arm or something, the automatic thing won't work It's just like breaking into a high powered building What should I look for in a Void member?
First off, they're more comfortable than the rest of you, look for their body language So good at body language Take a breath I've not talked to computers or anything Thank you, Azam, I hope you can make...
Fine, talk to the chips I will get it, I will, it's gonna be fine, I have to tell Skye Don't tell Skye Thank you, I'm sorry for yelling at you, you have a nice day, bye Don't tell Skye And I hang up and I pull the curtain back open and I yell, Skye, I'm sorry, there's gonna be a bomb I know, the classic finish line bomb, it's gonna be so great What if you texted Thiriak and told them to try and find the bomb?
They could probably disarm it or something and there's like the less likely answer of us getting exploded That is a great idea, I would really love to not be solely responsible this I think that Thiriak is going down You see that the person in front of the other side of the finish line puts up their hand with a flag as if ready to start the race It's text Thiriak, bomb finish line You text bomb finish line, it goes through, Thiriak you get it, and your phone you look, bomb finish line
Whoosh, the flag goes down, all the cars set off No Why would you send me bomb finish line with no follow up?
I knew that the flag was in the air I mean you could probably text while I drive Don't text her yet I just figured that driving is gonna be very intense Bikes, cars, trucks, scooters, hover boards, all different types of people just rev their engines and poof, pound off People yelling, screaming, excited Skye takes off with Ike in a little sidecar I would like Skye for you to give me, so by the way for all of our beautiful wonderful gamers watching There is racing rules in Starfinder
They're very complex, very in depth Too much for my tiny little brain so we just did a little bit of finagling and this is going to be a series of skill checks Slash, we've made like a little, our own little game for it There are four different types of checks and things that we're going to be able to roll There is engine, which decifers like how quick the vehicle that you're driving is going to go We have the hull, which that just determines HP
Handling, which is used to dodge things and do tricks and get into difficult places and do maneuvers And then we have weapon, which is quite simply just weapon attacks There are also some moves, I won't go into it just yet This will all I'm sure be available on my Patreon One of the moves is a move called no hands, which is you can just use a move from your Starfinder repertoire To use and fight and attack in some way Skye, can you give me an, can you give me an engine roll?
So this is 2D6 that you're going to be rolling This is more your positioning, which is going to be the important thing It's a seven You, flora, the bike raises up a little bit as you do a small wheelie and you are almost dead in the middle There are people that have set off quicker than you and are racing down others on a bike There is this one group of people in a, in this like battered car, like flames on the side There's about three or four people in it
The car has like the back half dented in and there is a large Tommy gun, which has been like welded onto the back of it There are other people behind you, one in particular in this like large crane, which is like swinging around wildly There is someone who is stood on the crane holding themselves in place You, as you take off, there are two different options You can just immediately assume that there is an offshoot which is going to go to the markets, the market area
Which is currently in business, so there will be people in like the middle of this little track that you're going down It will be dangerous to get past, but it will be very quick, it will be super fast to get there Or you can take off right ahead of you and go into a place called the Smog Road Which is just a long, the long highway that leads off to numerous places in the lower decks It basically just connects all roads in the lower decks
Which will be far slower because there might be other cars on the road But it will be safer and you definitely won't hit anyone See, here's the thing Because I feel like Skye would have strong feelings about potentially hurting one of the people in the marketplace And I think that as a character, she would not take any chance to harm a human being But Momo wants to win this race and driving through a market sounds sick as fuck So we're taking a left, Skye!
Music like, boof, immediately blasts out as you drive forward and turn down into the markets As you do so, someone on a bike drives up right next to you and is trying to overtake Is there anything you'd like to do or are you just going to leave them? I want you to answer a question for me Will I be able to tell when someone is a Void member or do I have to make a check of some kind?
You can make sense motive checks I'm okay with that I don't think you would be able to tell just by looking at them Yeah, alright, so I would like to make a sense motive check first Mmhmm Eww, a 10?
A 10 is... okay, it's okay The person who is riding really dangerously close to you doesn't have anyone on the side They've clearly made this bike for pure speed They just had like a little bit of a weak start And they are clearly like gunning for the quick route as they are turning into the markets with you They don't seem to have any like ill will aside from wanting to win the race I would like to do a little something As they get close and they sort of like brush up against the side of us
I guess since assesses that situation, sees how fast they're moving And kind of like even like waves a little apologetically at them And then leans over the side of the car And goes, sorry to bother you But we have somewhere very important to go And it's very important that we win this It's not a reflection on you, I promise We just really, really have to And the driver may think that I is talking to them But they are talking to the power cell And they cast transfer charge
And I want the power cell that is riding this car To be transferred to our power cell And give us an extra boost It's instantaneous It's a, if you were to say in D6's How many charges this power cell could hold That could give us extra boosts, how many would it be And that will be what I have to roll to see if I can do it I'm going to say it is going, I say about four charges Since it's a, again this was made for speed And you can kind of tell that since it's in the power cell
They used four boosts and a big hit So four seems reasonable, yeah Okay, so I'm going to do three Okay I don't want to completely break down the car But I want to just sap it of its Like extra power Hell yeah Okay, so we got a six to six and a four So explain the spell to me So that is, you need to like beat a DC So basically it says you declare how many charges You're transferring before casting You transfer, oh fortitude saving throw Or it takes damage I forgot that part
Oh shit, okay so I'm making It's only 13 But fortitude saving throw Okay, it made the, it's got a 14 Perfect, so no damage is done But the transfer still occurs You get this energy of Hell yeah motherfucker I want to go fast And then you're like please don't It's like oh shit alright And then the power like You feel it like leave as the bike sky You can hear it like sputtering As it like dies and goes down It slows down significantly The driver is like what the fuck
As they like pull over to the side Sorry thank you And as the cells leave The power of your bike like increases And you just like hit a little faster Now that we cleared this little map We're going to move on over to Theriac, Theriac you got a text I got a text Theriac is going to look at this text I'm going to make a roll to see if They understand what the fuck this text means Okay, it will be an intelligence check Everybody buckle the fuck up okay I'm buckled mate I'm here Well, hmm
That was a two on the dice that's a six I think Theriac believes that this is Not a text from Ugg But in fact a text from Sky I'm finish line dude And is and will just respond It looks fine Is it special?
You're not going to call the person who's not the race It doesn't seem like anything of importance at the moment So It's just a bump in his line, no You text in, that seems fine We cut up a floor to Azzam Hive after you called and got a call back and all this There's no way that your friends are actually doing the race is it?
Hive And I give him the look Fuck, listen, I can't go with you but I do know where the finish line is I grab this bug man on either side of his face And just plant one on his forehead Alright, get off Alright, fuck it Walks out the back, grabs a key off a Just a small little row of keys Clicks a button and you hear a As the garage door lifts You see the slightly older battered car that you saw before There's clearly a lot of smog Like effects around it It's kind of messy, it is this red kind of
DeLorean looking but if the DeLorean was red and didn't have wheels looking car A bit dingy, a little bit dented They give you the keys Okay, I'm texting you the address Bring my car back in one piece, don't fucking die Who died and left you this anyway?
Nothing, I just earned it You're worth a lot more than this I get in, and I start it up And if I die, just forgive me You thought I was dead anyway I'll forgive you if they don't trace the car back to here You start up the car, you feel like a small weight as the car hovers slightly off the ground There's a Hello there, where would you like to go today?
And then I was like, I got it, I got it, I got it And then text, stress 36A, main square, lower decks, I'll take you there now Right, have you got weapons on you?
I came out of prison, mate They like, they pull back a small toolbox and they like pull out some tools And they hand you a pistol Right, it's not great but it's what it'll do It's got enough cells in that to last you a fight at least Also throws like a small bag of tools in the car next year I don't know if you know how to defuse a bomb But if that's what you are planning to do, you gotta use those Or set it off early Or set it off early Either one works
Make sure my car gets back to me, don't fucking die That's the roof of the car twice And the car like And then starts to take off toward the destination You can control the car if you would like to go somewhere else I feel like this would be the greatest time to, you know, stop over, check out the site No, I'm going to the raceway There's a bomb at the finish line Just making sure, just making sure So, we started at the top of the order again But this time the car, the bike rather
Takes a hard into the market You're beeping as like other cars like Past you A car battered, holding two people side-along up right next to you There is a slightly older man who walks past through the middle of the track They have white slightly frayed hair How do you react in this situation? This is how this is going to go I'm going to give you a situation to react to And then you can Matthew, my boyfriend, right?
Hi, yeah sure Let's confirm this, you are my boyfriend And I watched you make this map, right? I was looking over your shoulder being like What are you doing, my love?
And you're like, oh, I'm just making this map And you're showing me all of the elements of this map And you're like, oh, you know, there's a little building here There's a little umbrella there There's this like little ramp over here So like during the race you could potentially like swerve through here Or go off this ramp And I knew from that moment I was going off that ramp But that's where we're headed Yes, there are two ways that this track can go There is a ramp which leads up to the
Just to like the skyline of the lower decks Or you can race forward to Which you can see there is a warehouse Full of these like large mechs Being built and worked on But first As you take a side You've like assigned where you're going to go There are two people in a car Who are driving right up next to you And there is just an old man civilian In the middle of the road who is attempting to cross it And is being trapped between As you are driving straight toward them No, no
How close is the car to us?
The car has swung out Which to some would seem like Oh, they're trying to avoid the older man who's walking But you can tell that they are going to swing back And trying to like bash you off the road Okay, I'm gonna grab I'm gonna reach into Ike's sidecar And grab her by the arm And say Ike turn left And then I'm gonna put you in my seat And taking my bowstaff off my back I'm going to jump onto the other car Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa And that noise You do the switch miraculously
Skye can you give me an acrobatics To jump to the next car Ike can you roll 2D6 and add handling As you try to Try to Figure out how to fucking drive this car 14 Nice
10? You actually like wildly succeed on that So you immediately are able to like Stabilize, yeah, because it's 1 to 6 is fail 7 to 9 is Miss, 10 plus is You wildly succeed on the other things Okay, okay It just didn't seem like a good number It's like oh that seems right You get in the car You immediately like stabilize it As the old man does it, they're like You like pull it like out to the side Smashing into some boxes and then Immediately pull it back onto the track
Skye, you jump onto this thing You got a 14 right? Yeah You jump, you are currently Gripped onto the hood of this other car With your bowstaff in hand What do you want to do, what's the goal?
I want to grab onto Like if this is the window I want to grab onto the top Of the window, like the side And I want to kick into I don't know what to call it other than the cockpit I want to kick into the cockpit Try and kick the steering wheel Fuck yeah, give me an attack roll That is an 8 You Swing in, as you do You accidentally kick the face Of the guy instead of the steering wheel And he seems to like Go out immediately, however As he goes out, your leg is like
Slightly trapped in the car as he like Slumps over and pulls the whole Wheel and it is like Vurring off course and is just About to crash with you in the Car at the minute, Ike is Still racing along, has managed to Race alongside you Skye Just driving Ike's instincts Would be to go and get Skye, but I do think that Skye Wants us to Win So I think That if Ike logics it out As fast as she can She should just keep going And trust that Skye Will magic Skateboard her way back To this car and take
The wheel back eventually So I think Ike is just gonna Hope and pray And try her Best to keep going How far off, how are you away From me, cause could I potentially take my Bo staff and like reach it out to you Well as far as I know you only went to the Car that was like Yeah and it's just about Like you both separated To avoid the old man, maybe The bo staff could reach you Okay so I wouldn't need to like go backwards to get her, I could just kind of like Scoot Yeah
Okay, alright then in that case I will absolutely scoot a little bit closer And I will even Cast A quick little Fabricate scrap To have like just the garbage In the middle of the track Pile up so that there's like A little like bridge Between us So that if Skye wanted to She could run along the You could like run across That is not a That's instantaneous The cool like fan art And visuals that are gonna come out of this moment Is just The Lower Cities is filled
With scrap and rubbish but especially This marketplace There are things getting pulled from Stalls and random Pieces of hunk, you see that there's like a Whole market stall That's just set inside of like a disused broken Train and there's like whole rebars And pullings of it, the sidecar Gets this small almost like Pirate ship like plank That reaches out towards Skye Skye you are dangling, you see this Like being built towards you The person in the car seems To pull out a knife to try and
Well you can assume is going to try and stab your legs So you get out of the car Okay, here's what I'm thinking, can I have said That my skateboard is In like on the Motorcycle, would I have had the foresight to bring That with me, whack this guy In the face, if you want to send the skateboard Just like straight through the window into the Guy's face you can absolutely do that yeah Yeah, I just want to be like Cowabunga And hopefully I can ride it out of here You feel a grip On your leg as
This guy like attempts to Right the car and goes to stab you in the leg As he goes to stab This hoverboard you And then it, poof Give me acrobatics for the Skateboard to get Out of the other window and back Around to you before this car crashes At eleven, the Skateboard flies through Hits this guy and he drops his Knife, but as he does so your Leg comes like completely Out of the car, you are Hanging on by like just a few fingers And your skateboard has trouble Like getting out of the car
The whole car veers off to the side And boosh Crashes into just a Small like market stall You fall from the car and Ige flies off Your skateboard does make it to you but it Is slightly too late. Keep going Ige! As Skye yells keep going Ige Ige you Vroom! Race up to the way that Skye was going which is up to the skyline Unless of course you want to do anything else If you want to stop you're welcome to, if you want to keep going
You're welcome to. We know which way is quicker Uh the skyline The skyline is probably quicker The skyline is quicker, if Skye tells me To keep going I will Keep going. I'm saying Skyline sounds easier to maneuver on a skateboard And for a street teen And going into A warehouse full of machinery Might be more fun for I. That is true That's just a house full of mechs Those could come in handy If you could be like hey um hello Could you maybe help us out?
Okay, okay. Keep going Look back See Skye Getting ready to like Hop back on her skateboard And veer off and I Will snap Turn to go through the warehouse Just as you like reach the first Ramp you snap turn the handles of the Motorbike leap off the small ramp And then zhoom go straight forward to the warehouse Skye as you get on the Skateboard you hear And feel the wind of like zhoom zhoom zhoom zhoom As cars like shoot past you One of them being this this truck
With this huge crane on the back of it There is someone who has been gripped Inside of the cranes more As they also go shooting toward The warehouse. As Skye sees Do do do do these cars go off Theriac Um You're in the crowd Any text back? Doesn't seem to be any text back yet Maybe it wasn't Skye Just to make things easier for you Andre, do you want Skye To call you as she's Jumping over these rooftops? Sure, why not?
Boop beep boop That's a crazy frog Do do do do do do do How did she install that on some My phone?
Hi, it's Theriac, it's Skye Listen, there's gonna be a bomb I don't know if you got the text, there's gonna be a bomb At the end of the racetrack There's a bomb at the finish I thought you meant it was very cool I'm so sorry It is very cool, but there's also a literal bomb At the end of the racetrack and we were wondering if you could just go Zip over there and maybe do Something about it so that we don't get blown to smithereens I'll try That's all we can ask of you, Theriac
Okay, goodbye, don't die Bye This dash towards The road Can I call Theriac? Absolutely you can, yeah Another fucking crazy frog I can't believe Whoever did this Hello?
I'm heading to the bomb, you come in or Wait, no, you wouldn't have the address Hold on As this hover car is flying toward the destination You look out the window and it's sticking out like a sore thumb You see tiny little Theriac Running Just below you I pull over, I open the car I scoop up Theriac Like they are a small child I apologize I pull them in, put them on my lap Close the door And say, sorry, couldn't wait Is this intimate for you people?
We just haven't been in very close proximity to one another Oh, right I'm sorry, I'm very warm, I give off a lot of heat So there's a bomb?
Yeah, there's a bomb There's a big bomb If you're not part of Void, don't have a chip in you As you were talking about this You come across, you see like these Plumes of green smoke coming from Inside the market square Sorry, inside the main square The car, destination Arrived, the doors Open up, and you see these four people Who are fiddling with Something next to these Like huge Green translucent Holographic banner, which you can imagine Is the crossing line
And these four people, two on each side Seem to be messing with something And as you arrive, they look up And look over to you I grab Theriac around my waist I grab the toolbox, I jump out Drop everything And quickly type in Hive's Address and just send the car off on its way The car flies off Can the pair of you roll initiative?
I'm going to have just like a little bit of description Of the things which are going on There is a bomb, there are also these four people You intending to Disable and disarm this bomb At the top Of each round, I'm going to jump on over To Sky and Ike to see what they're doing They have Meta-wise About three Maps At the end of each map, I'm going to jump back over to you They have about three maps before they reach this point If they cross it Whatever their driving is going to explode
So you have about three turns To finish this whole little thing Or do whatever it is that you need doing Before somebody crosses the finish line And that bomb is going to go off What do we get for initiative, gamers?
I got a I got a juicy nine Nine, ooh that is juicy, love that That is an amazing roll Honestly, you were super fast Because I got a six Don't we just love that Because I was sending the car off You were sending the car off, exactly Yeah, exactly, no you didn't, that's true We're doing our best And you're also all, like The pair of you are both taking it back as the car rolls off And these four people turn And they pick up These small laser rifles Stay your business Can I just shoot one of them?
Yep, all day I'm going to load up a basic inhibitor Into my needlepoint gun And just shoot one of them The biggest one, so the target takes a negative two penalty to AC Oh wow, that's pretty good You reduce the target's DR by five Okay And you reduce the target's resistance to one type of energy Your choice by five Hey Azam, what would be best for you In your weaponry?
I have a pistol, I have no idea what kind of pistol it is It would just be the basic pistol that's in your inventory Would that just be like, piercing? Uh, yes Energy, or metal energy? I don't know So piercing works, piercing is a type of thing Do you have to roll to hit that?
Let me see, the effect of an inhibitor lasts for a number of rounds Equals three plus your creativity score modifier So it'll work for more rounds than we need I guess I should roll to, because I'm shooting Yeah, roll to hit Ooh That's a 21 to hit Yes, that hits all day You step out of this car, these people look at you They say, stay your business, and you I follow that up with a shot Does a 14 hit? Yep, 14 does Oh hold on, I should also roll damage
Two damage? That's more about the inhibitor than the damage Yeah, exactly it is Nine damage Phenomenal, you, are you hitting the same person who Theriac hit? Yep This person is hit, injected, like Hunches over a small bit Azam You take the shot Is this shot lethal? Yep They go down a little bit, look up, and then As you fire off, these other three people Clearly move on into action as you've Killed one of them Meanwhile We're gonna cut on over to Skye first Skye, you went above the skyline
Is that correct? Yeah, I'm just trying to catch up to Igg You on your board There are people on in cars Zipping past, there are people going Underneath the buildings You are like skating on top doing tricks As you do so Is there some place that would be strategic to throw
One of my many grenades? Yes There absolutely would be, someone drives Up, jumps over a small building You see that they pull out a Pistol and they go to aim it at you Now would be a pretty fucking time if you wanted to roll that Attack Yeah, how close are they to me? Cause I'd like to maybe Open up their hood They're on a bike, they're on a motorbike Okay I might just saddle on, what, they have a gun?
Yes, they have But I wanna chuck it At the wheels of their bike Absolutely, yeah, roll me an attack Shit, that's a ten I'm gonna roll a dodge actually I didn't say it, I wanted to throw it At the wheels of their bike, which is bigger Than them and there's also two of them You do succeed You still succeed, you like Throw it and as this person Goes to like meet the Apex of one of the roofs You throw the grenade Their front tire like is Torn completely apart They land and then
And then slide and fall down The side of the roof and you hear like a wet Splunch as they like hit into the sewers You don't seem to be Being followed by anyone, ahead of you You can head over to the smog road Which you know would be able to You'd be able to meet IEG If they get through the warehouse okay Or you can go down the sewers, the sewers Won't be getting you there but it will probably Be a quicker route to the Actual finish line I think I'm gonna meet up with IEG because I can't
Imagine how much she's panicking right now And I'm also not gonna let her win this race without me We Come on over to a Loud, busy Warehouse, people are working On different mechs Large, some of them are used for like lumber but you See like a whole lawman section Being like built with people Who are building things clearly meant To subjugate and Lord over You, race in with the bike Behind you, you hear cackling and you look Slightly behind you as you see This one person who is driving
This large truck, this large truck Has this crane There is a body inside of The hand, the claw of the crane Slightly further down is someone hanging Looking at you, they call out a Command of some kind, it's too loud You can't quite hear it, and the crane Hand drops the body and Starts just reaching forward ahead There was a body in the head though? There was a body in it, yes. And it
Drops to the ground? They are now currently Reaching this crane over to you I, would you say that the crane Is an advanced Weapon, basic weapon? I mean, I would describe it as a tool As the crane Might not be used, but if I had to Maybe If it's going to be used as a weapon against me If it's going to be used as a weapon against you Probably I mean, I would probably say Advanced, but I have a Feeling that you're edging me to say Basic? No, I am Not edging you at all, I would not do that to you
My friend. I, I am Asking you, because I need to Declare what kind Ah, it would be It would be advanced then So, advanced weapons What I do, is I look at Who's driving the crane I just want To Express how angry I am that they Used The machine to do what they just did And it's horrid and mean And awful And they don't deserve To have it, so I Think that they should not Be able to reach it, so I cast Incompetence And they can't control Complex weapons anymore Oh, shit! It's a will Will
Saving throw. They have a A plus one to this So I will say, this isn't the person Who's controlling the crane itself, but it Is the driver, so It does, I would say this whole thing Does still count as like an advanced thing So this will be working I rolled a seven So that is a success On your half. What does it look like when you
Cast this? I think that I Looks behind in the Mirror and Screams Very loud And just feels Very angry And can't stop and just Has to keep driving, so she's just Screaming and driving And I hope that It just is a Scream that echoes back And into the machines And just stops It from moving. You Scream. It's like you can feel A weight being like pulled From you as you scream
Out. Aside from the Mechanics who are currently working on the cars like Yelling at people who are like driving Through, you can hear the actual Mechs themselves react In some way and start moving And the lights like Behind you, the crane You can hear the person Like fully forgets how to Control this at all Stalls the car entirely, the crane Lifts up The weight that it was using to Like go grab you, pulls The truck forward and it kind of Just rests on the headlights so It comes perfectly up
And you off forward She's gonna keep Driving. You just keep fucking driving gamers We then cut on over To the main square These three members of the Void Pick up their weapons and they're all going to take Potshots. Two at his arm and One at the Theriak. Does a Eleven hit Afraid not mate. They Goes past you The second one takes a shot That is a thirteen. That Is my armor class So it is, it is. Meets it, beats it They fire off They hit you just directly in the shoulder For three damage as they
Fire and hit you. And this Last one is going to take their Shot at Theriak seeing that they Were the instigator of this Of this combat Does a nine hit Rolled like absolute shit there as They duck behind A thing, fire off and There are just shots Going wide. Theriak it is you Oh, this bitch is dead Theriak, it was this Guy right there next to the Smoke Now that one doesn't That one unfortunately doesn't
Can I do anything else? I can run You definitely can I will also use my perception To look for the bomb Perfect. Yeah, because that's more important Yeah Ooh, that's Very good perception. That's a 26. Where were you when I needed you? You look and see That the bomb Seems to be placed just in front Of the finish line. I'm going To yell to a Zom. Get the guy on The corner. I'm going after the bomb And can I dash?
Is that an action? Dashing Is an action, I believe So I already used that for my attack So I will just move You can do a little run as armor as you Yeah, I'm going to go I'm going to walk forward And I'm going to just hit The one I was pointed to with A ranged attack. 17 hit? 17 does hit, yes. Yeah, you This person was the one who was attacking Theriak And you seem to have gathered
Their rage. As I walk towards Their fellows I shoot them I turn around and give them a sly wink Oh, brutal Oh yeah, right in the field beds, you know? Oh yeah, no, absolutely. We move over Sky, flying above The skyline. I, you Shooting down the smog Road after yelling out The mech warehouse. You both Do spot each other. Sky, can you give me a perception Check real quick? 14 You spot just ahead of I, waiting Attempting to hide, but you are able to spot
Him over the skyline. There are Two lawmen cars Which are essentially police cars Almost lying in wait for you to pass them Oh no Oh, see I'm not pausing because I'm thinking of What to do. A thought popped into my head And I was like, oh, that's some dumb bitch juice You're drinking, Moa. Oh, we love The bitch juice. We love dumb Bitch juice. Oh Honestly, I love any bitch juice How many cars are behind Ike right now? Ike is being followed by one car And one person on a
Bike. Ike is significantly Further ahead than Than these people, but they are gaining fast And again, you see The lawmen who are waiting, like Hidden behind a building, almost Knowing that people are coming. Okay I'm gonna look dramatically At Ike and Look to the ground and say I didn't want to Win the race that bad anyway And I'm gonna head towards the Lawmen. Oh shit.
Dumb bitch juice. You like, you Put your foot down and the hov- your little Hoverboard bursts into speed There is like a contrail Of lavender light as you Shoof, shoot down in front Of Ike. You have reached the lawmen What would you like to do? Oh boy Like, I Would like To take my bow staff Off my back, pull down my Gas mask, bring my goggles Up and say, what's up Fuckers? I'd like to speed off In the opposite Direction. Immediately, Ike, you hear
This as well. There is a- there are sirens Burst and blare There is light coming from ahead of you as you Vroof, pass each other on the smog road As these lawmen chase after Sky Ike, what is it that you do? There are Two people behind you. I guess I better Win the race now Um, I I Gotta fucking win the race Do I have any Shend of where a finish Line that this race might
Be? Just past where the Lawmen were like, hiding in Weight, there is less than Two streets towards this like Green smoke that you can see like Billowing just above a dark Slightly broken skyscraper You are extremely close The two other people One on a car, one on a bike They meet you and they You are all in a line right now There are four people in this car It's the one that we've seen at the beginning, has flames along the side Has a small tommy gun in back Someone gets out of
The back shattered window and Gets upon this little turret and Is revering it up to fire at you Okay, I still have two more Spell slots for this so Ike Is going to try to cast Incompetence on this gunner Brilliant, another seven that they Rolled. So they Now have no proficiency with this
Class of weapon. They go They pull back the Loader, the gun They stop and they have Completely forgotten how the fuck to use this Gun as you blast through This section, you can see The smoke clearer, you can See these three people Opening fire upon These two other figures who you Quite quickly get a hold of, it's Theorek and Azam We're going to come back to you in a little second These three Void members are All going to take shots, actually no, two of them
Are going to take shots at Azam, one of them They drop the gun And they pull out what seems to be Like a small machete and they're going to Run at you. Come to me The two that are taking this shot Fucking misses, god I'm going to burn this dice
14 hits, correct? Yeah Only two damage as they And they fire off at you The other is going to Run towards you and they get To your face pulling out a Machete and is going to go for a Physical attack, they swing it at you Ten damage as they swing Twice with this machete We've officially gone into health damage Theorek, it is you. Question for SpaceGod If I am to begin Dismantling this bomb, would that require an action? Yes. Then I will not use
My inhibitor this round. I am going To go up to the bomb, I am going To make a engineering Of computers, would be the ones To use, to figure out
The actual mechanics of it, yes? Yep You can use engineers, you can use computers, yeah that's fine Okay, for Computers, that's a 21 Fucking hell, behind you You hear a whoop whoop Of lawmen who are Who drive off to go Meet someone, you also hear these Three cars like Coming, like getting louder and louder And louder, you get The small mechanical device and are able To t-t-t-t-t-t-t And the flashing of the mechanical device Dimms, as you have managed to Deactivate it, just before
People cross the finish line, before we Move on over to EigenSky Azzam, it is you. I am going to take A guarded step five years away And I am just going to shoot this thing right in the face Go for it
Ready to hit? 20 Yep, that is the one 2d6 10 You do exactly as you say They are like swinging at you as you As you like move back, you pull the gun Rest it upon your arm and you take a pot shot In this person, push I am going to about face turn To the last two Raise a hand and basically Motion, come here You are the coolest Can you give your fucking intimidation check?
That is 19 They are looking piss scared And do not want to be doing that thing Of going closer towards you Can I, with the rest of my movement Grab the now defunct Bomb, pick it up and Scuttle back to Azzam I am with him Look at you picture them carrying it Trying to grab this thing under one arm Totally tripping And then like using three Three limbs to get behind Azzam And a favorite atom-less thing that I love Is, Theriax seems to pick up Things that are way too big for them
And run away with them And run very very quickly I love it But this time it is a bomb So I think it just Carries more comedy And you just can't get rid of a bomb Yes Anyway, I am so sorry No, absolutely perfect Two people either side of you You see Theriax scuttling away Is there anything you You see that happening I see that happening You know what, if I floor it Do I still have room for another action?
No, it is a single thing You have a single decision To make Oh god, okay I will try to floor it I do want to Channel some sky Because I feel like If I do succeed There needs to be a little Sky in the winning Of this race So I is going to Take the bandana Down from around her rat nose And pick one of them Maybe to the left And is just going to Stick her tongue out And stick out her middle finger And just give a nice Big And then gun it And hopefully that works I guess my middle finger right now
Roll me 2d6, we are doing engine Would you like to use the floor Okay, okay, okay I don't know what you are saying You are so excited, I love this shit I am going to do a 10 on the dice Plus 2 so it is 12 That is it, you blast through That is as good as you can possibly do You hit on the throttle And wheelies up And you just Just Make it through past the finish line Before anyone else You feel like a low pulse From the bomb and then it settles in As it is being deactivated These other two
Go either side of you You Akira style The bike No, no I can't stop and Find out where Skye is and Tell her everything that happened The other cars slow and stop People next to you are like fuck Smacking the wheel, person on the bike Is like fucking Revs up the bike and then Drives off I didn't see Skye recently But I did see Azam and Thiriak Getting into a fight At some point You are like 120 foot From each other, you are fully within Eyeline can see each other As you stop Azam and Thiriak
Holding this like Because you are both past the finish line But do I see Skye You do not see Skye Umm I We won the race I won, I won the race Uhh Thank you I got it, I got it, yep And I walk towards Where the cars came from because I'm assuming Skye is Somewhere down there Skye Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit You are Weaving in and out of these Buildings, you can hear Sirens chasing And gaining on you as you are flying through Is there anything you would like to
Do, like to go? What is Skye Thinking about? I mean Momo is thinking about Something that would be dramatic but like I don't know We'll see. You know what fuck it Do we want to end the session off on a dramatic thing?
Hell yeah Nothing if not dramatic Okay, Skye is zipping through Alleyways and then she's gonna Sigh heavily Her eyes get a little Teary but she stops And composes herself And then as she hears the sirens coming again She's going to dip through a few more alleyways Go to a Door and just start Banging away at it And say, Hive Hive I need your help Opening the door is A tall Shirin, bug like They look at Skye Well fuck I didn't think I'd be seeing you again And I promise you won't again
Please just let me in for like 10 minutes I'll sneak out the back Alright, but you owe me another one And that is Where we're going to be leaving off the session today Wow! As Skye goes Inside of Hive's Little side abode I can't believe Skye, oh my God I can't believe Skye I will say my beautiful players all do go up a level You do go up a level to level 3 as you Have honed your abilities Yay!
Thank you to our hosts Welcome in If you want to listen to the full version of this episode Head on over to their YouTube where you can find All unedited, atomless And their other beautiful shows We legit would not be here without them So thank you so much babies Our players today were Momobrian playing Skye, SuperDillon playing IkeNordnerLee who is WerewolfFields On socials who played Azam AndroRuvievaArts who played our Wonderful garlic theory act And me, Matthew Egberg, CaptainKrayle
On all things who voiced the That stuff Thank you all so much for listening, I give you Kiss and the next time We fly through the atomless sea I hope you'll be there to fly With us I love you sitcom laugh track plays I have a sitcom laugh track If you want me to play it I can do it Wait can you do it right now? Is that real? Oh one sec, one sec Everyone uh, I fucking Everyone vibe Everyone vibe in our professional show Is it? Why is vibing like having our arms up?
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