For this month’s bonus Ape-isode, Jack & Geoff venture into crypto-apelogical territory with a look at Harry & The Hendersons! And while the movie doesn’t leave the strongest impression, your intrepid Ape hosts still find much to discuss. They get into the distinctively superlative work of Rick Baker, the most irritating child actor this side of a Disney Channel sitcom, 1993’s mini Stalloneissance, and some classic Bigfoot memories. You won’t be shooing this episode away into the woods anytime s...
Sep 30, 2019•1 hr 36 min•Season 1Ep. 61
Jack and Geoff are joined by noted Apes author Andrew EC Gaska for a dip into a River of Flames! In their discussion of this animated Apes TV episode, the three ponder the mystery of Urko’s orange uniform, the great WEAPONS/SCIENCE debate, and the greatness that inevitably ensues when you combine apes and lava. They also get into Star Trek’s penchant for recycling, and theatrically-released 007-parodying Flintstones movies that nobody has ever heard of. Grab your laser cutter and dive in!...
Sep 21, 2019•2 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 60
The boys are back in town to talk about one of the most simultaneously boring and crazy episodes of Return to the Planet of the Apes, and this time they’ve brought in a Kong-sized guest in Barm to talk about a Kong-sized deity in Kygoor! Other topics up for discussion include John McTiernan movies, crack Gorilla ski-troopers, mystical cable cars, oddly placed facial hair, weather balloons, how far you can take time-killing scenes in a cartoon, and what a big lame-o Jeff is. Come in out of the co...
Sep 06, 2019•2 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 59
For this month’s special ape-isode, Jack and Geoff revisit the 1999 Spike Jonze joint Being John Malkovich. And despite the near dearth of apes in the movie—there is a chimp, so it does technically count—our hosts find a lot to talk about. They discuss the film’s delightful performances and unlikable characters, touch upon the banner year in film that was 1999, and make a few of the usual detours into things like Star Wars and Taco Bell. This podcast is basically a tunnel into the minds of both ...
Aug 29, 2019•1 hr 59 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Jack and Geoff welcome Emily Thompson back to the show for a dip in the Lagoon of Peril! In this fifth episode of the animated Apes series, the three find much to enjoy: a sea monster, a bare-chested, laser cutter-wielding astronaut, and multiple ape news reporters! They also get into regional English accents, British Star Trek censorship, and spend a surprising amount of time discussing Majora’s Mask. This episode is hot AWKWOO!...
Aug 15, 2019•2 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 57
It’s time to enter the Tunnel of Fear here at the ApeCast, but all we can find is a treasure trove of delights. Longtime listener and Ape Faithful mainstay Derek Buckley makes his podcast debut to talk about his childhood memories of the show, giant spiders, redneck Apes, chimp culinary habits and the greatest country-western song ever recorded, “Can’t Help Going Humanoid Over You.” It’s everyone’s favorite episode of the show so far, and our Ape-thusiasm shows! If you listen to this episode, we...
Aug 04, 2019•1 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 56
Jack and Geoff are joined by Barm for a voyage deep into the heart of Congo! On their journey through this 1995 Michael Crichton adaptation, the three encounter diamond-protecting gorillas, character actors who are clearly enjoying themselves, and one of the most versatile lasers ever made! All this, plus more Taco Bell and tonic water talk than you’d expect. Don’t miss it!
Jul 20, 2019•2 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 55
Composer of The ApeCast theme song Amos Dunn makes his long-awaited Return to the Planet of the Apes, along with one new astronaut, Spencer Warn! (The skipper died on the way to what he didn’t realize was his home planet) They’re here to go ape with Jack and Geoff about the Underdwellers and the surprise return of Judy! Along the way, they’ll gab about the deep and sacred love between Jeff and Bill that dare not speak its name, people who can shoot lasers out of their eyes, just how many times y...
Jul 11, 2019•1 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 54
Having already returned to the Planet of the Apes, Jack and Geoff welcome Kregg Castillo back for an Escape From Ape City! And in looking at this animated series’ second episode, the three ape pals find many a delight! They touch upon the fascinating charms of mid-70’s cartoonery, anticipate the show’s imminent ape-puns, and take another look at the newly-named LEX FILES....
Jun 27, 2019•1 hr 36 min•Season 1Ep. 53
Jack and Geoff welcome returning guest Kregg Castillo to talk about a movie that really puts the “bat” in “batshit insanity:” 2018’s BATMAN NINJA. The boys marvel at DC’s willingness to use their marquee character for anime weirdness, continue to deepen their appreciation of Gorilla Grodd, discuss questionable Japanese game physics, and delight in the film’s unexpected mecha....
Jun 20, 2019•2 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 52
It’s time to Return to the Planet of the Apes, as the ApeCast gets animated about entering Phase III! That’s right, we’re finally diving right into the greatest cartoon of them all and the final onscreen look at the POTA until 2001. As ANOTHER group of astronauts hits ANOTHER space anomaly, they find themselves hurtling toward ANOTHER Planet of the Apes. What’s different this time is the technologically advanced (and animated) world before them. And what adventures await Geoff and Jack and the A...
Jun 14, 2019•1 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Jack and Geoff welcome Andrew EC Gaska back to the show for a discussion of his novel Death of the Planet of the Apes ! They discuss the novel’s genesis, the writing and editing process, and get into several of the burning questions that this magnum APE-us left in our hosts’ inquisitive minds. Don’t miss it!
May 29, 2019•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 50
Jack and Geoff welcome Josh Trayner back to the podcast for a look at Every Which Way But Loose , the 1978 smash hit that paired Clint Eastwood with a lovable orangutan! They delve into the movie’s barely-there plot, the assholery of pretty much all the non-ape characters, and the constant punching. Also: an exciting look at RATBOY! You should enjoy this episode every which way you can! You know, by listening to it....
May 08, 2019•1 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 49
In a giant gorilla-sized episode, Jack and Geoff tackle Andrew EC Gaska’s long-awaited sequel novel Death of the Planet of the Apes. And there's a lot to chew on, as they attempt to summarize the book’s converging plotlines, marvel at Gaska’s ability to both meld seemingly disparate Apes narratives and capture the voices of beloved characters, and discuss their newfound appreciation of Taylor’s deeply cynical worldview. All this, plus an extensive Star Wars tangent! Check out the book and give a...
May 03, 2019•3 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 48
Jack & Geoff continue their final Kong-down with a look at Kong on the Planet of the Apes! This six-issue comic finally brings our hosts’ favorite two ape franchises together, and the results are…unexpected. The two discuss the book’s beautifully graphic art, Ursus’ relentless assholery, and the continued inability of anyone—even Dr. Zaius—to figure out what exactly one should do with a Kong in New York....
Apr 12, 2019•1 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Jack and Geoff are joined by resident Kong-xpert Erin Clarke for a look at 1967’s King Kong Escapes! And the three find much to appreciate in this little-seen Japanese gem, between memorable characters such as Dr. Who and Madame Piranha, Kong’s newfound digging prowess, and the monstrous majesty of MECHANIKONG! All this, plus jump kicks!
Mar 28, 2019•2 hr•Season 1Ep. 46
Jack and Geoff continue their Apes comics coverage with a look at 2016’s Tarzan on the Planet of the Apes. And to their delight, the two properties fit together surprisingly well! Our hosts discuss the book’s pulpy propulsiveness and lush art, marvel at the enigmatic ape known variously as Astronaut/T2 Sarah Connor/Dark/Space Milo, and reaffirm their love of ape vs. dino fights!...
Mar 12, 2019•2 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Jack and Geoff are joined by resident Kongxpert Erin Clarke and returning guest Brian Rudloff for a look at 2017’s Kong: Skull Island. And the four have a great time discussing why exactly this movie works as well as it does, revelling in its great casting, top-notch monster fights, and all that stompin’ and chompin’! They also talk Japanese poster art, the burgeoning MonsterVerse, and lots lots more!...
Feb 28, 2019•1 hr 58 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Jack and Geoff continue their Apes comics coverage with a look at Ursus , a six-issue 2018 series from Boom! Studios. And they learn all about how this titular villain became the sharply-dressed, human-hating gorilla we all know and love. They also discuss the book’s varying artistic interpretations of Taylor, Ursus’ youthful propensity for decapitation, his similarities to Emperor Palpatine, and much much more!...
Feb 25, 2019•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 43
They finally, really did it… Those maniacs! They drew it up! Visionary Rod Serling’s legendary script for the original Planet of the Apes has been adapted into graphic novel form, and Jack & Geoff are on it! They get into the book’s beautifully deceptive cover art, the pros and cons of a Heston-free astronaut character, fascinating ape facial hair and the triumphant return of monkey-bar crosswalks to the Apes franchise....
Feb 07, 2019•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Jack and Geoff put the Apes aside for an hour (or three) as they squadron up with their pal Duncan to talk Solo: A Star Wars Story! And the three have a grand ol’ time unpacking their thoughts on Han, Lando, Beckett and the gang. They also delve into the history of prequel-era Star Wars games, marvel at Darth Maul’s inexplicable inclusion in the film, and discuss the British people they’d like to see in future Stories!...
Jan 28, 2019•3 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Jack and Geoff send off the Apes TV series with aplomb in this thrilling retrospective! Before bidding Pete, Alan and Galen adieu, the two take a look at three TV-centric stories from short story anthology Tales From the Forbidden Zone : Blood Brothers, Who Is This Man? What Sort of Devil Is He? and Message in A Bottle. Will these tales provide the closure that the abruptly-cancelled series could not? Listen and find out! Also: our hosts share their final thoughts on the series as a whole, choos...
Jan 18, 2019•2 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Jack and Geoff buckle down to watch the thrilling series finale of the ApeCast, where all your questions are answered. That’s assuming that your only question is “who’s your guest for the last episode of the 70’s TV show coverage?” It’s a good thing that was your only question, because the answer is fantastic! It’s none other than Andrew E.C. Gaska, the only person on this entire Planet of the Apes who has written two Planet of the Apes novels, Conspiracy and the newly released Death of the Plan...
Jan 04, 2019•1 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Merry Apesmas, all of us! To celebrate the holidays this year, Geoff and Jack have brought in a coupla’ ringers to talk about one of the biggest movies of all time, Peter Jackson’s 2005 King Kong remake. Bona fide Kongspert Erin Clarke joins Jack’s Reopening the Wormhole co-hosts Sam Stovold and Kevin Young for a Kong-sized Apestravaganza! We’re getting into the nitty gritty of this bananas movie, talking alternate casting choices, our thoughts on balls of CGI dinosaurs, who the best Anne Darrow...
Dec 26, 2018•3 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Your gang of talking Apes has manage to wrangle themselves an interview with one of the biggest names in modern Ape fandom, the wonderful Rich Handley, co-founder of Hasslein Books, author of Timeline of the Apes: The Definitive Chronology, From Aldo to Zira: Lexicon of the Planet of the Apes: The Complete Encyclopedia, editor and contributor to Bright Eyes, Ape City: Examining the Planet of the Apes Mythos, The Sacred Scrolls: Comics on the Planet of the Apes, and Tales from the Forbidden Zone,...
Dec 06, 2018•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 37
For The Liberator, the penultimate episode of the live action Apes TV show, hosts Geoff and Jack are joined by Jack’s Reopening the Wormhole cohosts Sam Stovold and Kevin Young! To celebrate this timeless tale of slavery, oppression, chemical warfare, genocide and Pete’s zingers, the boys talk turkey about how to kill turkeys (just in time for Thanksgiving!), the horrors of “night vision”, jokes that thankfully don’t fall flat in the wake of the midterm elections, Metal Gear Solid, whether our a...
Nov 15, 2018•2 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Jack and Geoff are joined by new guest Emily Thompson to look at episode 12 of the TV series, The Cure! As Alan uses his astronaut training to deal with a malaria outbreak, the three discuss Urko’s affinity for fire, terrifying animated mosquito-spheres, the usefulness of quotes from the show in everyday life, and much more. Forget tree bark and/or purifying flames: when an Apes deficiency has left you feeling ill, this episode is the cure!...
Nov 01, 2018•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Wannabe tyrants are big these days, so what better time than now for the ApeCast to take a look at Planet of the Apes TV episode “The Tyrant”? Jack and Geoff take a look at what makes this episode a bit of a mess, despite a truly compelling villainous turn by self-styled Lord of the Apes Aboro, Galen’s best Ape impersonation yet, more sweet Pete and Alan fight moves, and Urko’s further descent into cartoonishness. They’ll also delve into such mesmerizing topics as the Winter Soldier (kind of), t...
Oct 18, 2018•2 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Jack and Geoff are joined by returning guest Barm for Episode 10 of the POTA TV series, The Interrogation! And there’s a lot going on in this one: 1986’s finest brainwashing techniques, sinister bespectacled science chimps, a surprise appearance by Galen’s parents, and a welcome glimpse into Pete Burke’s swinging 70’s Jersey City past! There’s a lot to unpack in this one, so strap yourself onto the nearest turn-table and let the ApeCast wash over your brain!...
Oct 09, 2018•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Siblings reunite as Jack and Geoff welcome back Sam Stovold and Erin Clarke to talk about the little-remembered 1986 sequel King Kong Lives! As giant ape-love blooms, the four discuss the fascinating world of XXL-sized heart surgery, classic 80’s signifiers like pastel golf clothes and sweet Lambos, ridiculous frog reaction shots, and the Robocop/Kong crossover that never was. Like a giant ape fighting a bunch of drunken rednecks, this podcast is a get-together you don’t want to miss!...
Sep 28, 2018•2 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 32
