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The Amish Inquisition Podcast

The Amish Inquisitionwww.theamishinquisition.com
Today's Weather: Brighter in the North, like the people. Unrehearsed nonsense, de-rigeur fake news & plagiarised jokes. Bipedal humanoids, present your dilated aural canals to the assault that is: The Amish Inquisition...
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Episodes

Ep 89 - Love Island, Bob Lazar and The Human Centipede

The one where Ben ships Admiral Akbar off to Love Island and Phil gives them bread and circuses. Other topics include but are not limited to... Stella Street, Pirate DVD's, Musicals, The Hero's Journey, Seven of Nine, Antinous, Strictly Come Dancing, Human Centipede, Furries, Swine Flu, Asterix, Shaolin Monks and The Twits.... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.facebook.com/amish.inquisit.3 https://www.you...

Jul 08, 20191 hr 45 minEp. 102

Ep 88 - Bamjimba Redux: Wombles, Didgeridoos and The Comedy Store

The one where normal service is resumed, down at Bamber Towers.... Hiya Eavesdroppers, this week we welcome back Jim Bamber to The Amish Inquisition and carefully plot a course through the 70's via The Speakeasy, The Wombles, Squeeze, Old Slow Hand, Alexei Sayle and The Young Ones. We hope you enjoy listening to Jim's story as much as we did recording it. Stay Tuned for Part 3. Intro Music: https://open.spotify.com/track/33tGYsDxl2dUvKx8QSQBvD Follow Jim, and check out his music here... https://...

Jul 01, 20191 hr 31 minEp. 101

Ep 87 - TV License, Britney Spears and Hadrian

The one where Ben contemplates becoming a TV License Goon and Phil washes the studio with port. Other topics include but are not limited to... The Carrington Event, Huawei, 1984, Council Tax, Deep Fakes, Jasper Carrot, Cheggers, VHS, Left Handers, Gladiators, Gen-Z Slang, Air Rifles, Workplace Arguments, Hiroshima, Nuclear Disarmament, London's Burning and Pyjamas... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.yout...

Jun 17, 20192 hr 24 minEp. 100

Ep 86 - Dog Ramps, Prohibition and The Indispensables

The one where Ben has his Doombar ruined and Phil goes back to The Garden... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com ps. We know the Youtube channel isn't up to date, more on this to follow.......

Jun 10, 20191 hr 19 minEp. 99

Ep 85 - Boarding School, Boxing and Ginger Baker

Hiya Eavesdroppers Something a bit different for you this week....Phil and Ben, The Amish Podcast Men, went to visit a local legend. Beater of Skins, shaved gorilla, enigmatic and bombastic, Mr Jim Bamber. He has lived a crazy life and it seems evident that this is going to be a multi-part episode just to try and get through everything. Jim is an amazing character, we can't thank him enough for letting us into his home and putting some of his thoughts and memories down on tape.....or..MP3. We ho...

Jun 03, 20191 hr 26 minEp. 98

Ep 84 - Fulcanelli, Flotation Tanks and Carbon Dating

The one where Online Chemistry Tutor Steve teleports into Amish HQ thanks to the Heisenberg Compensator, Ben bumps into Marilyn Mansun at Darwen Live and Phil becomes a High Priest of Sol Invictus. Follow the Online Chemistry Tutor here... http://www.onlinechemistrytutor.net/ @onlinechemtutor Other topics include but are not limited to... Sol Invictus, Elegabalus, Photographs, The Gutenberg Printing Press, The Reformation, Dial-up Modems, Lithium Batteries, Alchemy, Fibonacci, CBD, Star Trek, Th...

May 28, 20192 hr 5 minEp. 97

Ep 83 - The Lancashire HotPod, Eurovision and Highlander

***Hiya Eavesdroppers, there is some weird feedback early on but it only lasts a minute, so stick with it*** The one where Gav washes his hands in breast milk, Mike burns his beans, Ben gets stuck betwixt Primark and Next and Phil turns into an old lesbian. Check out The Lancashire HotPod and follow them here.... @TheLankyHotpod thelancashirehotpod.com https://m.facebook.com/The-Lancashire-Hot-Pod-2690516311173850/ https://thelancashirehotpod.podbean.com Other topics include but are not limited ...

May 21, 20192 hr 38 minEp. 96

Ep 82 - Endgame, Tribalism and Walkmans

The one where Ben licks someones crying face, Matt is beyond The Wall and Phil quenches Bens FOMO by revealing his impressive hole. Other topics include but are not limited to... Soap dispensers, The Pillars of Hercules, Atlantis, Amazon Prime, The Sopranos, Monty Python, Catch-22, Sky TV, Football, The Theodosian Walls, Attila The Hun, Subbuteo, Sedentary Lifestyle, Smoking, Mortality, Aladdin, Keef Richards, Motorbikes, Lego, Vitamins, and The Pineal Gland.... Message us here....follow, like, ...

May 14, 20192 hrEp. 95

Ep 81 - Pseudoscience, Mandatory Vaccination and The Battle of Winterfell

The one where Ben makes some magic soil, Matt is on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan and Phil is thicker than the Universe. Other topics include but are not limited to... The Mandalorian, The Looming Tower, America Before, Denisova Cave, Jordan Peterson, Sargon of Akkad, Rupert Sheldrake, Local Elections, Mandatory Voting, HIV, Huawei, Archaeology, Simulation Theory, Nootropics and Populism.... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amis...

May 07, 20192 hr 24 minEp. 94

Ep 80 - America Before, Moore's Law and Augery

The one where Ben counts his sins, Matt makes a urine crystal necklace and Phil takes the auspices. Other topics include but are not limited to... Slimming World, Lactose tolerance, Graham Hancock, The Younger Dryas, Overkill Hypothesis, Pyramids, Gobekli Tepi, Game Of Thrones, Planned Obsolescence, Invention of Chess, Circumcision, Haruspex, Oracle at Delphi, Mene Mene Tekel Yufarshin, General Harpagus, St.George, Hobbit People, John Rhys-Davies, Climate Change, Geckos and Urine Crystals.... Me...

Apr 30, 20191 hr 58 minEp. 93

Ep 79 - Easter, Notre Dame and The Dark Web

The one where Ben gets beaten as a child, Matt plays the black olive trick and Phil channels Yevgeny from Sarajevo. Other topics include but are not limited to... Earth Day, Council of Nicea, Extintion Rebellion, Lil Dicky, Foreign Aid, Charity, Adarol, Eurovision, Porn Legislation, Bitcoin, The Silk Road, Sri Lanka, Jurassic Park, John Williams, and Monopolies.... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtub...

Apr 24, 20191 hr 41 minEp. 92

Ep 78 - Stereotypes, Plato and Panspermia

The one where Ben gets mistaken for Ricky Gervais, Matt holds the door and Phil give Julian Assange a Vitamin D injection. Other topics include but are not limited to... Hayfever, 5G, Ali Baba, Infertility, Julian Assange, Ndubz, JC Superstar, Robert Peston, Jonathan Pye, The Curious Orange, The 1%, Millennials, Democracy, Organ Donors and Game Of Thrones. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/cha...

Apr 16, 20192 hr 16 minEp. 91

Ep 77 - Chemical Toilets, Terminator and Destiny 2

The one where Ben reveals a family tradition, Matt hasn't peaked yet and Phil chunks a melon. Other topics include but are not limited to... TV License vans, Chinese toilets, The Wuzzles, Glass, Michael Douglas' Insta, Sean Connery, Graham Hancock, Aliens, Sigourney Weaver, Renting video games, Fortnite, The price of 'skins', Geekermon, Neo Geo, Huel, BBQ, Working away, Conflict minerals and Ethical smartphones. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future...

Apr 09, 20191 hr 51 minEp. 90

Ep 76 - The OA, Mothers Day and Robocop

The one where Ben looks for Gravity's Rainbow, Matt has a '5 Matt Holiday' and Phil jumps dimensions via the power of The Floss. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Apr 02, 20191 hr 27 minEp. 89

Ep 75 - Jurassic Park, Bread of Shame and Hierarchies

The one where Dan parachutes into Amish HQ and trips his balls off, Ben joins the Papua New Guinea Semen Cult, Matt reveals the wonders of all-purpose spice and Phil rejects the Bread of Shame. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com...

Mar 19, 20192 hr 29 minEp. 88

Ep 74 - Cryptids, Deadnaming and Birth Strike

The one where Ben qualifies for the Olympics, Matt bakes a gay cake and Phil digs out his shell suit. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Mar 12, 20191 hr 32 minEp. 87

Ep 73 - Oscars, Space Tourism and Potatoes

The one where Ben deflowers a potato, Matt has his phone tapped and Phil has a rumbly in his tumbly. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Mar 05, 20191 hr 42 minEp. 86

Ep 72 - David Icke, Manscaping and Frozen Bread

The one where Raymund Jetsquash car shares over to Amish HQ armed with baked goods, Ben channels The Cookie Monster, Matt ruptures the Space-time Continuum and Phil demonstrates the fruits of studying GCSE for two years...bonne huit. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com...

Feb 26, 20191 hr 31 minEp. 85

Ep 71 - Valentines, Transformers and Fermi's Paradox

The one where Ben drops some mad beats, Matt samples some South African cuisine and Phil channels Meg Ryan circa 1986. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Feb 19, 20191 hr 47 minEp. 84

Ep 70 - Skylanders, Hemorrhoids and Lunar Potatoes

The one where Ben's pole is migrating to Russia, Matt is stricken with roid-rage and Phil delivers a potty training tutorial. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Feb 12, 20192 hr 4 minEp. 83

Ep 69 - Conquistadors, Stargate and Dyson Cars

The one where Joe ascends mount Amish for this special episode, Ben explains Stealth Technology, Matt goes native and Phil gets a bouncy shag. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) Support Joe's sponsored climb here....https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rebecca-pearson24Support @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com...

Feb 05, 20191 hr 54 minEp. 82

Ep 68 - Dial-up Modems, Spidermanning and Chinese Ghost Cities

The one where Dan The Millennial hoverboards into Amish HQ to slander Gandhi and profess his love for Mikhaila Peterson, Ben demonstrates his comprehensive knowledge of celebrity dildos, Matt sends Skinners Rats round to deal with a noisy neighbour and Phil gears up for Jihad against Social Media. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com...

Jan 29, 20192 hr 18 minEp. 81

Ep 67 - The Berlin Wall, Binge Drinking and Spooning

The one where Online Chemistry Teacher Steve drops by Amish HQ to confirm the earth is round, Ben becomes The Little Spoon, Matt considers going Teetotal and Phil pitches a tent during an English lesson. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com Follow the Online Chemistry Tutor here.... http://www.onlinechemistrytutor.net/ @onlinechemtuto...

Jan 22, 20191 hr 25 minEp. 80

Ep 66 - Haggling, Scalextric and Martial Law

The one where Ben has his ring raided, Matt is on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan and Phil carries Krang back to the Technodrome. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Jan 15, 20191 hr 50 minEp. 79

Ep 65 - Resolutions, Birdbox and Mumsnet

The one where Ben has an aneurysm, Matt explains the sex cup and Phil runs a tight ship. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Jan 08, 20191 hr 37 minEp. 78

Ep 64 - Bandersnatch, Trophy Hunting and Asteroids

The one where Ben deconstructs the news media, Matt turns a profit on a Wii Fit and Phil becomes a member of the Aristocracy. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Jan 02, 20193 hr 14 minEp. 77

Ep 63 - Secret Santa, The Temperance Movement and Alchemy

The one where Steve choppers in to Amish HQ to drop some chemistry bombs, Ben rearranges his molecules, Matt joins The Temperance Movement and Phil becomes an Alchemist. http://www.onlinechemistrytutor.net/ @onlinechemtutor @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Dec 27, 20181 hr 45 minEp. 76

Ep 62 - Helen Mirren, Total Recall and The Uncanny Valley

The one where Ben packs his gilets jaunes, Matt asks his wife to 'do it doucement' and Phil pulls a tracking device out of his nose. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Dec 19, 20182 hr 5 minEp. 75

Ep 61 - Pantomimes, Muntjacs and Lapis Lazuli

The one where Ben has his prostate milked by Thanos, Matt's mum has a damp box and Phil solves the Riddle of the Sphincter. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Dec 11, 20182 hr 9 minEp. 74

Ep 60 - Mods, Yellow Jackets and Baby, It's Cold Outside

The one where Ben laments his telegraph pole, Matt 'comes out' as a Communist and Phil defends a song about date rape. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Dec 04, 20181 hr 22 minEp. 73
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