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The Amish Inquisition Podcast

The Amish Inquisition•www.theamishinquisition.com

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Today's Weather: Brighter in the North, like the people. Unrehearsed nonsense, de-rigeur fake news & plagiarised jokes. Bipedal humanoids, present your dilated aural canals to the assault that is: The Amish Inquisition...

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Episodes

Ep 30 - Sleeping habits, apples and black coffee

It's a Star Wars Day special where Ukip get dismembered, Ben tries a new diet, Matt mocks Bens sleeping habits and Phil creates a Lego diorama.

May 08, 2018•54 min•Ep. 42

The Golden State killer, house parties and weird dreams

The one where Ben gets his grey matter around dark matter, Matt recieves a pep talk from Beyonce and Phil disses the Scouting Association

May 01, 2018•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 41

Ep 28 - Windrush, Snap Dogg and The Mandela Effect

The one where Aaron invades Amish Towers, Ben finds a 'Spartan in the woodshed', Matt twirls his arms and Phil samples some plum vodka. Some alcohol may have been consumed during the making of this podcast but no Jawas were harmed.

Apr 25, 2018•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 40

The Boats, Gin and male grooming

The one where Ben meets a supposed male lifestyle blogger, Matt hangs around various parks with children and Phil discovers he is a hot-handed cock magnet.

Apr 16, 2018•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 34

Ep 26 - Vindicators 2: Demolition Man, hunter-gatherers and the Voyager probe

The one where Matt objectifies Thandie Newton, Ben disses The Milky Way and Phil goes 'Old Testament'.

Apr 11, 2018•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 33

Jehovah's Witnesses, Count Dankula and Star Trek movies

The one where Matt visits The Terracotta Army, Ben pimps his ride and Phil builds a city.

Apr 04, 2018•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 32

Floatation tanks, cataclysms and gun control

Mar 28, 2018•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 31

Biltong, Chiropractors and Pacifism

Mar 20, 2018•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 30

Curfews, Woody Harrelson and Pegging videos

Mar 12, 2018•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 29

Cheesecake, Netflix and flat earth (again)

Mar 05, 2018•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 28

Potty training, Tauntauns and Ancient Greeks

Feb 26, 2018•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 27

Black Panther, Han Solo and energy efficiency

Feb 20, 2018•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 26

Phantom transexuals, mad cow disease and Pet Deathmatch

Feb 07, 2018•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 25

Castrati, Flat Earth and sexual assault

Jan 31, 2018•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 24

Jordan Peterson, health and safety, and The Seven Wonders of the Ancient World

Jan 24, 2018•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 17

Lightsabers, wedding planning and Mormon vs Cartel turf wars

Jan 18, 2018•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 16

Fecal transplants, pot legalization and intermittent fasting

Jan 15, 2018•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 15

Black Mirror, Denisovans and shit jokes

Jan 08, 2018•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 14

A Slice of Christmas: Asteroids, old skool chocolate bars and 80's video games

Dec 26, 2017•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 13

Scouts, cryptokitties and Scientology

Dec 21, 2017•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 12

Office jobs, audio books and hijab Barbie

Dec 11, 2017•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 11

Hardcore History, mushrooms and social media addiction

Dec 05, 2017•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 10

Tax efficiency, extra shits and Championship Manager

Nov 29, 2017•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 9

Sore losing kids, dining out and hot yoga

Nov 25, 2017•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 8

Spacey, climate change and Mrs Doubtfire

Nov 16, 2017•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 7

Russia, dick pills and mountain bikes

Nov 07, 2017•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 6

Bixby, Ba'albek and Capital Punishment

Oct 11, 2017•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 5

Rocket surgery, sausages and quantum flies

Oct 05, 2017•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 4

Pikachu, sperm banks and Ikea

Sep 17, 2017•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 3

Festivals, tiny screwdrivers and being electrocuted.

Aug 31, 2017•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 2

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