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The Alligator - I Might Be A Croc, I Don't Know - Show

Robert and Timothy Hamilton•www.imightbeacroc.com
Comedy
This podcast features our friend, Alligator, in skits from an imaginary swamp. Alligator spouts thought-provoking satire, and eats almost anything he can get his jaws around. He's no dummy, though: In the midst of his babble you'll likely hear references to science, math, technology, and arcane vocabulary, as well as thinly veiled commentary on contemporary topics. Alligator is always coming up with new theories and inventions, which may amuse and will definitely confound you.
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Episodes

EP 116: Swamp Calendar

I'm all mixed up about this episode. Listen to it and you can join me. . .

Dec 21, 2014•8 min

EP 115: Hot Cheese Head

This episode is so hot that it will melt your frozen little heart -- or maybe so.

Sep 20, 2014•8 min

EP 113: Sticky Wicket

This episode is a momentous intellectual event. Too bad you missed it, as well as the point.

Jun 14, 2014•8 min

EP 111: Tacky Material

If you'd like to wade through something that has oozed out of the swamp, then here's your big chance.

Mar 29, 2014•9 min

EP 110: The Six-Legged Monkey

If you think this blurb describes this episode, then to correct that misunderstanding, just listen to the show.

Feb 23, 2014•8 min

EP 109: Reality Perfect

This episode is as perfect as reality itself; it doesn't get more real than this!

Oct 31, 2013•8 min

EP 108: Digitized Frogs

Will the biggest ZERO, Alligator, become the first ONE to digitize frogs?

Aug 18, 2013•8 min

EP 107: Toe Juice

The only thing more intoxicating than this episode is fermented toe juice. So soak it up!

May 24, 2013•8 min

EP 106: Changing The Days

If you print this non-synopsis, and look at it from a satellite, then it will appear to be the size of the period at the end of this sentence

Mar 28, 2013•7 min

EP 103: Swamp Zombies

I could tell you what this episode is about, but then I'd have to turn you into one of the undead . . .

Nov 26, 2012•8 min

EP 101: Crumpet Summit

If we could figure out what this episode is actually about then we'd write a summary right here.

Aug 12, 2012•8 min

EP 99: Alligator and the Pickle

If you can fire up just one brain cell, then during this episode you'll be able to match Alligator's mental output.

May 23, 2012•8 min

EP 98: Berry Theory

The summary contained in this word-bubble is now going to burst.

Apr 15, 2012•8 min

EP 97: Despite The Fact

Right after you listen to this episode, just ponder the fact that all your successes and all your failures -- in a "butterfly effect" fashion -- have led to this high point in your life.

Mar 01, 2012•8 min

EP 96: Parenthetical Theses

(One thesis is that the following sentence is an accurate synopsis of this episode: Another thesis is that this summary is false. A third possible thesis is:--)

Jan 20, 2012•8 min

EP 95: Pie Are Squared

This non-synopsis began with the first T, and is about to end with the following period.

Dec 30, 2011•8 min

EP 94: Recluse Catnip

Fundamentally, this episode is just a string of 1's and 0's. And you thought this show was just going to be a big zero!

Dec 09, 2011•10 min

EP 93: Only One Brain Cell

You only need one brain cell to grok this episode; Alligator's swamp is deep, but his shows are shallow. . .

Nov 18, 2011•8 min

EP 92: EarWorm

Here's an earworm for you: "Alligator invades your dreams; please enjoy your bloody screams."

Nov 06, 2011•8 min

EP 90: Risky Asterisk

The following is a big lie: Listening to this episode will lower the risk of the asterisk.

Sep 03, 2011•8 min
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