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The Ali Kolbert Show

Ali Kolbertwww.alikolbert.com
Queer Comedian Ali Kolbert explores dating, relationships, and mental health on her complaint-riddled journey towards adulthood. She says the things people are too afraid to, and asks the questions we are all wondering, like: “who pays on a same sex date?” “what do your porn preferences mean about your sexuality?” and “why are people so obsessed with babies anyway?!"

Episodes

Sex, Love, & Goop and the Blendjet with Molly Austin

Comedian Molly Austin joins Ali and they talk Sex, Love, and Goop, massage kinks, face filters on Instagram, female confidence, the body positivity movement, and Molly wants to be a representative for Blendjet. Produced by Dear Media.

Nov 23, 202147 min

Jena Kingsley is a MILF

Jena Kingsley is a hilarious MILF. We talk dog-owning, Hilaria Baldwin, Jena seeing Pete Davidson at a basketball game, the PR machine of the Kardashian Family, what the hell are Disney communities, when therapy works and doesn’t, group wellness programs like Nine Perfect Strangers, Jena’s therapist is instagram famous, and not reading your emails. Produced by Dear Media.

Nov 16, 202152 min

CJ Franco: There’s something really magical about guys who are young, hot, and dumb

Ali and CJ talk HBO’s FBoy Island, deciphering between nice guys and fuckboys, why hot girls love douchebags, how her gay dads taught her about men, where CJ’s relationship with her nice guy is today, “long distance inspired” relationships, no nice guys live in Miami, and what CJ is looking for now. Produced by Dear Media.

Nov 02, 202136 min

Doing My Own Thing at My Wedding with Casey Balsham

Casey and Ali talk Kravis engagement, toxic relationships, Chelsea Handler and Jo Koy, getting proposed to, a drive-by wedding, how to go to parties as a couple, fertility struggles, and Casey’s one woman show, Inconceivable . Produced by Dear Media.

Oct 26, 202138 min

Lesbians Don’t Like Lesbian Porn with Mark Normand

What fans say to Mark after his shows, Mark got engaged, what it’s like when your partner starts doing stand-up, Ali’s crazy Hawaii gig, the stuff that still makes Mark anxious, why comics need to compulsively please people, cancelling on therapists, why lesbians don’t like lesbian porn, and the bits we are still trying to work out on stage. Produced by Dear Media.

Oct 19, 202137 min

Q&As with Dan Perlman

Dan and Ali answer your questions! Please rate 5 stars, review, and follow the show! Produced by Dear Media.

Oct 05, 202138 min

Alexis Haines is married to a man. And she’s gay.

TRIGGER WARNING: Being on the other side of fast fame and a viral moment, Alexis lived in a Best Western during the filming of Pretty Wild, how thin your eyebrows are is how emotionally healthy you are, a moment of clarity after doing whip-its, sobriety as a solo journey, coming into your sexuality in a relationship, what it’s like to be in an open marriage, handling jealousy, and so much more. Where do you usually put the trigger warning for eps? Produced by Dear Media....

Sep 28, 202159 min

We Met Jennifer Aniston, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Justin Timberlake

Ali recalls her emotional journey meeting Jennifer Aniston at The Tonight Show, Julien admits that she regrettably fantasizes about Jake Gyllenhaal, Julien has a panic attack when she meets Jake Gyllenhaal with her ex-boyfriend, Julien did shots with Justin Timberlake, we break apart Justin Timberlake’s apology letter to Jessica Biel, and uncover a jaw-dropping conspiracy behind the movie Palmer. Produced by Dear Media.

Sep 21, 202120 min

There is No Lesbian Penguin Representation with Ashley Gavin

Going viral on Tik Tok, Ali getting banned from the Creator’s Fund, how panda sex got Ashley suspended, throwing a lesbian festival, women exploring their sexuality over the pandemic, Ashley going to a woman’s college and coming out to her mom, Ali dating all types of men to try and make it as a hero, crushing on straight friends growing up, unlearning the importance of "the penis", and other formative gay experiences. Produced by Dear Media.

Sep 14, 202148 min

Jonah Feingold: Dating & New York

Ali and Jonah talk the upcoming release of Jonah’s film Dating & New York. They discuss their love of rom coms, the process of writing a feature film, brainstorming on your notes app, the most important thing to do at film school, and how to seal the deal on a dating app. Produced by Dear Media.

Sep 07, 202132 min

MY CONFESSION: I Called An Ambulance For This

Ali watches Kissing Booth 3 and chaos ensues. Ali confesses to Jackie. Listen to find out what her secret is. Yes, it involves calling 911. Produced by Dear Media.

Aug 31, 202124 min

Hanna Dickinson Knows Toxic When She Sees It: And She Needs It

Hanna Dickinson is a natural comedic talent; Ali and Hanna talk Rehab; ADD and being addicted to adderall; toxic relationships and traumatic break ups; red flags and tell tale signs of a narcissist; the key to youth is not drinking; hooking up with your neighbor; plus! questions and answers. Hanna talks her worst first date and dating people with Herpes. Produced by Dear Media.

Aug 24, 202154 min

Deep Talks with The Internet's Big Sister Chinae Alexander

Ali and Chinae talk failing your way up, battling with anxiety since birth, what it’s like being an unqualified life coach, the idea of “not holding onto things too tightly,” having a partner that sets boundaries, saying things you love about yourself, body confidence, and dog training. Produced by Dear Media.

Aug 17, 202141 min

Q+As: Toxic Men, Straight Friends, and Glennon Doyle

Ali talks visiting family, watching Ted Lasso and Dave, dealing with her dog, and then takes questions with Julien. We discuss how to find a community of friends that works for you, what to do when all your friends are straight, why women like toxic men, and how getting people to date you is is like selling furniture on Facebook marketplace. Plus! Jules and Ali talk Glennon Doyle and Abby Wambauch. Produced by Dear Media.

Aug 10, 202125 min

Meet Sammy Kolbert: Boarding School Ghost Stories

Meet Ali’s youngest sister Sammy! Ali and Sammy talk Gen Z language, going to boarding school, and living in a haunted room - plus more ghost stories! Produced by Dear Media.

Aug 03, 202117 min

My Bonnet is Bleeding & My Dick Is Leaking: More Q&As

Ali and Jackie weigh in on Emmy noms, talk Kravis’ rumored engagement, and then answer calls about giving off sexy vibes, leaky dick syndrome, and getting kicked in the balls. Produced by Dear Media.

Jul 20, 202130 min

Questions and Confessions with Ali and Julien

Ali and Julien do a round of voicemails. A caller asks why their life feels so boring. Julien reveals that she wishes she had a baby to breastfeed. Other callers ask what it means if your partner won’t tell you how many people they’ve slept with and what to do if your therapist comes onto you. And wait, are Ali and Julien in an open relationship? Produced by Dear Media.

Jul 13, 202124 min

Hannah Berner: Leveling Up & Losing Your Ego

Ali and Hannah talk about how they invented sketch comedy in 1975, why it’s better to choose collaboration over competition, not forcing a connection, what it means to be in a relationship in the public eye, the harsh ways of reality TV, and turning tweets into punchlines as Hannah paves her way as a stand-up. Produced by Dear Media.

Jul 06, 202152 min

Hanging Out With Your Sexuality: The Pride Special

Ali and Julien take a call from a listener who is asking about how to get comfortable exploring your sexuality. The two share the story of how they met, what it’s like to have never dated a girl before, and how to “hang out” with your sexuality. Ali helps Julien realize that she is, in fact, turned on by Miley Cyrus; Ali pisses Julien off by reminiscing about a girl she used to talk to on the phone; Ali and Julien discuss the community of people who always respond to your instagram stories and w...

Jun 29, 202140 min

WTF is going on with Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker?

Ali and Jackie breakdown everything that is going on with Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker’s whirlwind romance. From “I love you” tattoos to thumb sucking, Ali and Jackie follow the social media explosion of Kravis. The two tackle hard hitting questions like: who is the Kardashian florist and why is Kourtney so obsessed with Disney World? Produced by Dear Media.

Jun 22, 202122 min

Do You Want To Be Them or Fuck Them?

Ali takes on her first round of “questions and confessions” with the help of her sister, Jackie. You have to hear these voicemails! The two talk about celebrity crushes and the timeless question: do you want to be someone of fuck them? Introducing: “bucking.” Produced by Dear Media.

Jun 15, 202127 min

Homesick AF: Welcome to The Ali Kolbert Show

On the launch of The Ali Kolbert Show, Ali is joined by her sister Jackie and her girlfriend Julien as they discuss the ups and downs of childhood camp, school trips, and homesickness. Ali shares her sleep away camp failures that involve “requesting a phone call,” and faking an injury, while Julien recalls her attempts to get picked up. Jackie weighs in on what it’s like to be well-adjusted. Produced by Dear Media.

Jun 15, 20211 hr 16 min

The Ali Kolbert Show - Coming Soon!

Check out The Ali Kolbert Show - coming to Dear Media on June 15th! Subscribe now so you dont miss the premiere episodes. Produced by Dear Media.

Jun 08, 20211 min
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