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This episode's panel features G Lane, Lee Baker, Scotty J Stevenson, Melanie Bracewell & Matt Heath. Live from the ACC Studio here are the highlights of the ACC's coverage of the Black Caps vs India Cricket World Cup Semi Final at Old Trafford. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells and Matt Heath The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping the weekend's games.Previewing the Black Caps Vs India Semi.Previewing the Aussie Vs England Semi.Guppy's massive downstairs.Plus, Matt Heath's school wagging. Social Media Question:What are some excuses I could use to call in sick on Wednesday after staying up all night listening to The ACC coverage on Tuesday? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
This episode's panel features Dylan Cleaver, Jason Hoyte and Lee Baker The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Chris Gayle.Reviewing the World Cup's schedule.Picking our potential finalists.Looking at some more 5-star reviews. Social Media Question:What are some other areas of your life you wish you could use a DRS? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Jason Hoyte and Matt Heath/James McOnie The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping England vs the Black Caps.Potential changes to the NZ team?The Streaker.Floaters. Social Media Question:Can you use cricket scores to describe your everyday life? For example, if you’re having a crap morning and someone asks how’s it going you’d say “2/36 after 15 Overs...” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, Manaia Stewart and Matt Heath The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping India Vs the Bangers.The guys trip to Amsterdam.Do we need to play The Sexy Camel?Mike Lane's plan for the Black Caps tonight. Social Media Question:With the Gay Avenger Ben Stokes in top form, should we have picked Brian Tamaki in the squad to throw him off his game? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, Jeremy Wells and Matt Heath The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:G Lane's partying with two West Indies players.Dan Vettori's smart plays.India Vs the Bangers Preview.Plus, the Indian Cricket fan Tweet of the Week. Social Media Question:Where are some good dogging spots in England that are near any of the cricket grounds? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, Jeremy Wells and Matt Heath The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping a bad weekend for NZ.What went wrong vs Australia?Discussing the playoff picture. Plus, Jerry helps inspire the guys! Social Media Question:Why do you think there's such a lack of cricket-themed pornography? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Mike Lane and James McOnie The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Who cares less about last night's match, us or the West Indies?The big Blackcaps v Australia game.Previewing the other games over the weekend.Discussing G Lane's Hangover.Plus, we debut the latest tune out of the ACC musical archive. Social Media Question:Any good sledges for Warner that the crowd could use ahead of Sunday's match? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells and The Hairy Jav Grant Elliott The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping Pakistan Vs Blackcaps.Discussing Ian Smith's pre-match comments. Do we need to make some changes?Is it time to panic?Do the openers need to keep coming... Social Media Question:What if your teeth were naturally flaccid and got hard when you got hungry... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Mike Lane and Jason Hoyte. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping the Aussies roasting the English.Talking about the Gay Avengers call sign.Getting some feedback from All Blacks Captain Eye Sockets Read.Jase discusses his dreams of riding in the Tour de France.Previewing the Blackcaps Vs Pakistan. Plus, Mike Lane has a big announcement. Social Media Question:Who would you cast in a Hollywood movie of Davie dumb dumbs redemption story? Se...
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, Lee Baker and Jason Hoyte The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping the Bangers baking the Afghans.Are we worried about Steady The Ship's potential ban?Over appealing.Are England sh*tting the bed?Have we found the Gay Avenger's weakness?Who are the peggers of the Cricket World Cup? Social Media Question:In light of us baking the Afghans, tea bagging the Sri Lankans, poaching the South Africans and smoking the West Indies, what would we do to...
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells and Lee Baker The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping the weekend's games.How steady is Steady the Ship?Do we play our reserves?Do we have the best WAGS in the tournament?Indian Cricket Fan Tweet of the Week. Social Media Question:If you were organising a charity boxing match for David Warner who would you have as his opponent? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
This episode's panel features Scotty J Stevenson, Dylan Cleaver and Jason Hoyte The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping the Aussies mashing the Bangers.Aaron Finch's hair cut.Previewing the weekend's games.Jase's umpiring days with The Minute Piece. Looking over podcast reviews. Social Media Question:What is the best NZ cricketing autobiography to take on holiday? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode's panel features Lee Baker, Mike Lane and The Hairy Jav Grant Elliott. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping the Black Caps poaching the South Africans.Are we in the Semis now?Do people make love like how they bat or how they bowl?Previewing Australia Vs Bangers.G Lane's quick-fire questions for The Hairy Jav. Social Media Question:What would be your inappropriate XI of this Cricket World Cup? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells and Mike "Penis" Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping the Afghans Vs England Game.Talking about the records broken.Previewing the Blackcaps v South Africa game. Going over the biggest Semi-Final threat to us. Social Media Question:What are some ways you can try to use the Cricket World Cup to help success rates on dating apps (eg your Tinders, your Bumbles, your Grindrs etc) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Dylan Cleaver and Lee Baker. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The Bangers smoking the West Indies?England Vs the Afghans preview.Is a Root a Root in England?Are we worried about the South Africans?Smith's shadow batting. Social Media Question:What is correct fart protocol in an open plan office? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and Jason Hoyte. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:India beating Pakistan.How to fix the D/L system. England smoking the West Indies.Australia tea bagging the Sri Lankans. Social Media Question:The Four Pillars of Baby Boomer Anthems See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells and Lee Baker. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recap washed out India Vs Blackcaps gameDo cricketers need to harden up and play in the rain?Is there a feud brewing in the Australian camp?Previewing England Vs West Indies Social Media Question:What song should the Black Caps be playing in celebration of every victory at the World Cup? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, James McOnie and Dylan Cleaver. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Aus Vs Pak recap.Do the Pakistan bowlers have the best hair at the World Cup?How punishing was Warner's celebration?Previewing NZ Vs India. Social Media Question:Is it possible to put a commentator curse on India in a podcast? Stat of the Week:The lowest score ever scored at a World Cup against the Black Caps was 69 niiiiioooooocccccceeee - by Kenya back in 2011. Credit the NZ C...
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jason Hoyte & Jeremy Wells The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Do we want reserve days? If there are no more games because of rain does New Zealand win the World Cup on run rate? Are we going a bit overboard with the technology in cricket? Preview Aus Vs Pak GameCan you put poos on the ball? Social Media Question: Does cricket have the best nicknames and what are some of your favourites? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, Jason Hoyte & Jeremy Wells The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recap West Indies Vs South Africa.What does Chris Gayle do in the rain delay?Was Adam Zampaper definitely, no doubt about allegedly cheating?Do we want it to rain for India Vs Blackcaps?How scary are the West Indies? Social Media Question:What do you think Nasser Hussain fears more; Facing Brett Lee at the WACA or commentating a game with two subcontinent minow teams and having t...
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, James McOnie and Dylan Cleaver. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recapping Black Caps Vs Afghanistan match. Recapping India Vs AustraliaReviewing some borderline racist commentary Picking the Semi-Finalists Social Media Question: With how good this CWC has been, would you say that washed out Pakistan Vs Sri Lanka match was the best-abandoned game you've ever seen? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, James McOnie and Dylan Cleaver. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recap Australia Vs the West Indies. Slater's new nickname for Glenn Maxwell.Chris Gayles' reviews and lifestyle.Michael Clarke's commentary.A preview of the matches happening over the weekend. Plus, the Top 3 Cricket World Cup teams to party with. Also, James McOnie debuts a new song for the ACC collection. Social Media Question: After Stark's big no ball, should no balls be mon...
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Recapping the Blackcaps v Bangers game. Recapping the India v South Africa game. Do the West Indies have enough Big Dick Energy to upset the Aussies? Social Media Question Due to the smorgasbord of nightly games during this world cup, what are some things you can multi-task while watching the cricket to make up for lost time? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Highlights/recap of Sri Lanka vs Afghanistan.Does looking at the Afghanistan keeper Mohammad Shahzad make you feel like you could play in a World Cup?Why does Kumar Sangakkara sound like a villain from an action movie?Could the West Indies be the biggest threat to NZ missing out on the Top 4?Previewing the India vs South Africa game and the NZ vs Bangers game. Social Media Questio...
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:How good do the Blackcaps look?Is South Africa shitting the bed or timing their run?Is Bangladesh a threat?Is Davie Dumb Dumb being booed throughout the first game helping or hurting him?Is it Fakhar or Fakhar Zaman? Social Media Question“What are the Top 5 Twinks of the World Cup” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Dylan Cleaver. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Recap of England v South Africa Game Black Caps chancesFirst Game against Sri LankaPotential banana skin games Social Media Rapid Fire:Does Cricket need a ceremonial first ball like baseball? Who do we think will win it all? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Top 5 Bowling Power Bottoms of the Cricket World CupBest grounds to streak during the Cricket World CupDrinking etiquette at Lord’sWhat can Steve Smith & David Warner expect from the English CrowdsThe Black Caps chances of World Cup Victory Social Media Rapid Fire: Which two NZ sporting legends would make the best WWE tag-team How many times in your adult life have you shat y...
This special episode features G Lane, Dylan Cleaver and Andrew Alderson from the NZ Herald to chat about their Oral History of the famous Six hit by the Hairy Javelin at Eden Park to put the Black Caps through to the Final of the 2015 Cricket World Cup. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, G Lane & Joseph Durie. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:NRL Magic Round - Should there be a Super Rugby Magic Round?Is Will Young the unluckiest NZ cricket player ever? Mitch the Bitch IPL ThreesomeLeague Fans vs Union FansAirplane Economy Section Fart Etiquette Social Rapid Fire:1st XI of TwinsSporting moment that made you cryGreatest RTDWhat are some of the ways to re-establish yourself in family and make it up to your significant othe...
