The Agenda - podcast cover

The Agenda

The Alternative Commentary Collectivewww.spreaker.com

The Agenda is the official podcast of The Alternative Commentary Collective and the home of sporting nonsense and claptrap! Featuring all the major talking points from the world of sports, urban dictionary and more. Your #2 favourite sports podcast! 

Brought to you by Export Ultra - The Beer For Here! 

The ACC - The Alternative Commentary Collective.

Last refreshed:
Follow this podcast in the Metacast mobile app to refresh it and see new episodes.
Download Metacast podcast app
Podcasts are better in Metacast mobile app
Don't just listen to podcasts. Learn from them with transcripts, summaries, and chapters for every episode. Skim, search, and bookmark insights. Learn more

Episodes

"The Double Header At Blue Balls Stadium"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Should be the 7th of March be a public holiday after BBQing the Aussies in the netty and the cricket on the same day? Should Christchurch gain independence from the rest of New Zealand so the Crusaders can play international rugby? Has this audio of Pete Montcommentary jinxed us in the America's Cup? Social Media Question: Which of the following things would you rather do? - Play in the front row against th...

Mar 11, 202135 min

"Have You Been Bashing The Bishop?"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Should everyone who doubted Guppy be rounded up and chucked in a pool of sharks?Did Scotty J learn this type of commentator's curse from the ACC?Predictions for the America's Cup? Social Media QuestionIf you could attend one event in the world and be the only person in the crowd, it could be a concert, a sports event, anything, what would you go to? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Mar 03, 202138 min

"Beige Eye For The Caramel Guy"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Should Devon Conway get the call up to the Test side, the All Blacks and Team New Zealand after his 99 not out on Monday?Are the Chiefs going to lose their Super Rugby Aotearoa V-Card by getting a win?Is Tiger Woods setting up the greatest comeback story of all time after he has reportedly broken both legs in a car crash? Social Media QuestionHi guys, I have just come into some money, 2.86 Million to be exa...

Feb 24, 202148 min

"A Little Bit Jizzy"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. How was Lockdown 3.0? Are we going to BBQ the Aussies next week in the five-game T20 Series? After a female Australian boomer called Rafael Nadal an OCD F***, a wanker and flipped him the bird, should sledging be allowed in Tennis? Social Media Question It’s been 25 years since Shooter McGavin blew a 4 shot lead to Happy Gilmore, is it time for a sequel or what other sports movies do we want a sequel for? S...

Feb 18, 202137 min

"Have You Seen Phar Lap's Heart?"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. After it was confirmed that Roger Tuivasa Sheck will play for the Blues next year, who else could jump codes to play in the Blues backline next year?Is this the greatest streaker commentary of all time?Are we for or against the new Captain's Referral and Line Drop Out rules in Super Rugby this year? Social Media Question:You are given 10 Million Dollars to hide a USB stick. You need to hide the USB where yo...

Feb 11, 202149 min

"Soggy Biscuit At The Home Of Cricket"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Are you going to Lord's in June to watch the Black Caps play in the World Test Championship Final and redeem themselves after the immaculate deflection game of 2019?If Marnus Labuschagne was bowling and screamed at you like this to catch a skied ball, would you catch it or drop it?What are your plans for Super Bowl Waitangi Day? Social Media Scenario: If an alien came down to earth today and challenged you ...

Feb 03, 202139 min

Special Episode: Rewatching The Underarm Over

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.40 years to the day the fellas sit down and re-watch the entire last over of the infamous underarm game at the MCG and take you through the highs and lows. The Agenda looks into not only Bruce Edgar's unbeaten Century at the other end, but the shocking game changing decision by Umpire Don Weser to give Richard Hadlee out LBW off the second ball and the cowardness of Rod Marsh and the Australian umpires. Come...

Jan 29, 202120 min

"Racism, Cricket Radio Rights & Fighting With A Fat"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Is there a place for racism in sport?Is Daniel Vettori a "Harry Tryhard"?What sporting event are we most excited for in 2021? Social Media Question:If 2021 could be as good as 2020 was bad, what would you like to see happen in 2021? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 28, 202139 min

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Pakistan Jan 31 2015 - Save The ACC Telethon

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... When all looked lost for the ACC and our chance of going to the Cricket World Cup were almost gone, we turned to the great New Zealanders across the nation to Save The ACC in the first-ever ACC Caravan Telethon...Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs England ODI at the Cake Tin in Wellington way back on January 31st in 2015. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jan 21, 20211 hr 10 min

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs England Mar 7 2018 - Arise Sir Lingus

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... Ross Taylor's epic match-winning 181* on one leg against the Gay Avenger and England.Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs England ODI at University Oval in Dunedin way back on March 7th in 2018. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 13, 202135 min

Caravan Archive: All Blacks Vs Lions July 8 2017 - RIP The Kings Arms

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the 3rd and final test between the All Blacks and the British & Irish Lions live from The Kings Arms in Auckland.Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the All Blacks and the British & Irish Lions 3rd Test at Eden Park in Auckland way back on July 8th in 2017. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 10, 20212 hr 3 min

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Australia Jan 30 2017 - Stomp On His Head

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane's live on-air vasectomy and the infamous "stomp on his head" statement game... Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs Australia ODI at Eden Park in Auckland way back on Jan 30th in 2017. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 06, 20211 hr 25 min

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Bangladesh Dec 29 2016 - Brown Eye Broom

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the Brown Eye Broom game...Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs Bangladesh ODI at Saxton Oval in Nelson way back on Dec 29th in 2016. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 30, 20201 hr 5 min

"To Jizz Or Not To Jizz"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie, Jeremy Wells and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.Invisibility wank time machine or the worst thing you'll ever hear? Please enjoy the best/worst of The Agenda Scenarios and Social Media Questions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 23, 202034 min

"I Don't Regret Anything!"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:After the announcement of Steady the Ship's new daughter being born, how soon should she be called into the Test Squad?The best moments of 2020; Greatest Sporting hero of 2020Best tearsBest bubbleBest occasionBest Sporting COVID CaseFavourite Covid related cancellation Social Media Question: If you had to go into Lockdown over Christmas & New Years but you...

Dec 16, 202035 min

"Bring Back Nek Minute"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Any skills Steady The Ship could take from his batting into parenting?Will this COVID-affected Pakistan team potentially be the weakest team to ever tour NZ?After the success of North V South & Maori V Moana Pasifika games. What are some other regional matches we could organise next year?Social Media Question: If you could time travel to any moment in hist...

Dec 10, 202038 min

"Get To The Back Of The Bang Bus!"

This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are: Are we worried after Glenn Phillips' celebrations he might be too Australian for us? What are the worst things you've received on Social Media? After it was discussed with Lovely Trenty, is it time for ACC to be used as a training resource for the Black Caps? Scenario: You are presented with a sack filled with 99 blue marbles and 1 red marble. Each blue marble is worth ...

Dec 02, 202035 min

"Just Take A Shovel To It"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Best excuses for getting out of all responsibilities this weekend and parking up on the couch for the cricket Friday & Sunday, plus the rugby doubleheader on Saturday night?Is it unfair Greg Norman's been playing with an extra club this whole time?Is it time to Free Lou Vincent?Sadly Diego Maradona passed away yesterday, is it fair to say this post-match interview is th...

Nov 27, 202027 min

"Thanks Keith"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:After the Argentinian loss is it time for Razor Robertson to challenge Fozzie Bear to a dance battle for the All Blacks Head Coach role? Who would win an ODI, the New Zealand Test team or the New Zealand T20 team? In these situations, would you choose to Tweet or Cry?All Blacks loss.Your firstborn.Lovely Trenty retires.Wedding Day.Black Caps win the World Cup....

Nov 19, 202049 min

"Nick White & The Niggles"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Should the West Indies been allowed to quarantine in the Outback Bar and night club, so they could properly prepare for the NZ Tour?After a Man of the Match performance in the IPL Final, is Lovely Trenty the most famous New Zealander in the world? Scenario: Someone will give you $10 million dollars, but if you take it, everyone will be able to read your mind. Would you take...

Nov 12, 202039 min

"Nah They're Allowed Honkies"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are: Is it time for New Zealand to get involved in the State Of Origin? Is it time to free Lou Vincent? Who's looking forward to the Bledisloe Dead Rubber? Scenario: I will give you 1 Million dollars, but in order to get it you have to sleep with the main character of the last TV show you have watched. Who are you sleeping with? Matt Heath Bonus Question: Who wou...

Nov 04, 202039 min

"15 Mins Of The Spice Channel Will Get You Through"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are: Is the new Tri-Nations sexier now with Argentina than it was with South Africa?With Scott McLaughlin winning the V8s and Scott Dixon winning Indy cars, should racing become our new national sport?Steve Hansen has taken a role at the Bulldogs next year, which other coaches would you like to see hop codes?Scenario: The internet is scheduled to go down forever. You have a wee...

Oct 28, 202035 min

"Israel Adesanya Sit Down! We Have The Double Luge Team Here!"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are: Is it even worth the All Blacks going to Australia after beating them 27-7? Is this the greatest ACC feedback of all time? With the Giz winning Bathurst, a Kiwi has won the Great Race 3 years in a row, whose trophy cabinet is looking better NZ or Straya? After a golfer played his lie in the middle of the Great Northern horse race, what other sports could we ...

Oct 22, 202032 min

"Is It Time To Shave Fozzie Bear?"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are: Should Fozzie Bear be fired after Sunday's draw? Should we officially change Ofa Tu’ungafasi nickname from King Haku to the East African Crane? Best way to tackle the Bathurst/Bledisloe this Sunday? Scenario: If you had to fight in a nationally televised boxing match that everyone will be watching, who would you want to fight? See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Oct 13, 202031 min

"Harry Potter And The Ranfurly Shield"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are: How long will the 'Naki hold the Shield for? Ways to make the Leaders Debates more exciting for sports fans? Who pulls off the "Cheese Cutter" better... G Lane, Jason Hoyte or 2020 US Open Champion Bryson DeChambeau? Thoughts on Chris Gayle’s new single “Groove”? Scenario: Would you rather be half your height or double your weight?” See omnystudio.com/listene...

Sep 24, 202049 min

"How To Fix Childbirth"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Bledisloe Cup & Mitre 10 Cup rugby. G Lane shares a story about club rugby in England. Plus, the guys give the ABs some parenting advice and they come up with a project to fix childbirth. Scenario: Steve Irwin has you pinned down in a headlock, what cool facts does he tell the audience about you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Sep 17, 202036 min

"The ACC Joins The Mile-High Club"

This episode's panel features James McOnie, Mark Stafford ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Introducing Staf to the ACC North V South predictions Plus, should the Warriors stay in Australia permanently? Scenario: If you had to choose any TV character to be your flatmate, who would it be and why? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 03, 202043 min

"North South Yellow Button"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells & ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Massive North V South announcement!Epic South Island club rugby coach's f-bomb & c-bomb rant Glenmark-Cheviot vs Kaiapoi.Lockdown" Part Deux.Scenario: Would you rather get your girlfriend pregnant when you are 16 or your wife when she is 60... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 20, 202026 min

"The Death Of The ACC"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Previewing the Super Rugby "Final" this Sunday between the Crusaders and the Blues. Is it even going to happen?The best post-match interviews from the weekendPhil Gould's first speech to the Warriors. Plus, if you could make any two people fight in a no-rules cage match, who would it be? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Aug 12, 202039 min

"Is That My Dad Masturbating In A Tree"

This episode's panel features Matt Heath & James McOnie. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Is everyone a Highlander this week in the crusade to beat Canterbury and make Eden Park a Final? Aaron Smith's dive... why isn't “diving” a penalty in Rugby, like it is in Football? Blake Green has left the Warriors and even the stand-in coach wants out - Which super Rugby team should we send over to help? Plus, If you could fight one person to the death and switch lives… who would it be? ...

Aug 06, 202029 min
Hosted on Omny Studio
For the best experience, listen in Metacast app for iOS or Android