Harlan gets the cold shoulder down in Dallas John update: the final appeal is filed Masonic Video Theater was a flop, perhaps we'll try again Even more opining on technological woes Scotty goes down to Arkansas Masonic Facebook groups . . . perhaps it's time to just move on Harlan finally broke down (as we all knew he would) and bought Hamilton tickets for his daughter A Knights of Columbus and A.A.O.N.M.S. joint event?! What is the world coming to? Finally, a outtro worth hearing! Email us at a...
May 30, 2019•1 hr 5 min
Starting late because: reasons Looks like we're an every-other-week Podcast now Did Tony leave to join the Knights of Columbus? Harlan is recruiting local Masons to contest Lions Club turf . . . and loosing York Rite: do Grand Commanders have "sovereign immunity"? John has entered seminary We're going to be crashing the Masonic Restoration Foundation conference Perhaps we'll hit the Scottish Rite biennial session next Happy Birthday to Worshipless Producer Bruce! Email us at afterlodge@gmail.com...
May 15, 2019•44 min
Last week's show was so horrible--even for us--we just burned it Welcome to take #2 of Episode 224! The Angry Chaplain has come to spread his message of hateful love: we must stop Arabic Numerals!!! Harlan meets another new friend in Uptown, Pete the snake Tony runs from "live snakes, dead snakes, and sticks that look like snakes" Rentable scooters, public transit breakthrough, or littering eyesore? Tony's family crashes Harlan's Family Seder Subjective humor in After Lodge Masonry Sometimes ". ...
May 02, 2019•1 hr 45 min
Harlan successfully moved to uptown We finally got through the edits and posted the Anniversary Shows New house, new towels, brown recluse Is Sir John coming back to visit us this summer? Living like hill people Random tangeant: what is R.L. Stine doing these days? Email us at afterlodge@gmail.com Hang out with us on /r/AfterLodge Find us on Facebook and Twitter Join us on IRC: irc.snoonet.org #freemasonry...
Mar 29, 2019•56 min
Did Harlan forget how to do the show, it's been so long? We've been busy editing down the fifth reunion show . . . it's coming Harlan finally (went) broke and is moving "on up" Suckering the Brothers in to helping move How could the Lodge run without the USPS? It probably couldn't Jeff had a stay in the hospital What happened with the M.W. of Georgia? What could make you leave the Craft? We survived the District Meeting Email us at afterlodge@gmail.com Hang out with us on /r/AfterLodge Find us o...
Mar 06, 2019•1 hr 9 min
The crew continues to recover from John's visit Harlan is moving and finally gets a bust of Thomas Jefferson for the new house Mold and misery We had the big by-laws meeting, we raised dues, and . . . it was uneventful Moving into the Consistory One of our Lodges is selling the property without warning? The big BBQ is right around the corner And lots of tasty food talk Are we ever returning to the ruins of Detroit? Email us at afterlodge@gmail.com Hang out with us on /r/AfterLodge Find us on Fac...
Feb 14, 2019•1 hr 16 min
The fifth anniversary show continues with John's Oops Saga Harlan has lost control by this point, Jason and John together . . . Recording ran so late, we were late to the after After Lodge party Pineapples, pizza, and beards "They sent out the retraction letter . . . ?" for the 20th time Eventually, we get on with the Oops Saga What's up with the IRC? "So, they sent out the retraction letter . . ." Jason breaks with GREAT JUSTICE Self preservation on Pikey Mountain . . . and, it wouldn't be Afte...
Jan 21, 2019•1 hr 52 min
Opening: Canada Dry, K-Mart Rendition We are live at El Dorado Studios to celebrate FIVE YEARS . . . on Pikey Mountain with After Lodge Jason Also, John flew all the way out to our town to join us live! There were a lot of edits, we probably missed a bunch Jason and John hit it off, things went south And Harlan gave up on show notes about here, so . . . If you missed it on Twitch, grab it now! Closing: There is no closing. This is a two-parter now. Email us at afterlodge@gmail.com Hang out with ...
Jan 20, 2019•1 hr 40 min
Light crew After Lodge tonight What happened to the show last week?! A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about the 5th anniversary show John needs to know: can you carry a parachute on a commercial airline? The After Lodge Arraignment should be on Tuesday morning Did Harlan try to be a fake cop? Teasing out John's York Rite crusade . . . stay tuned for the big show Perhaps someone will fly out from Australia? Reliably . . . back to moose talk What is a legacy contact (Facebook)? Harlan names Nick Johnson Email u...
Jan 18, 2019•1 hr 33 min
Harlan discovers chocolate covered espresso beans Plugging another podcast (a legitimate one) Daddy Nick shows up with those new dad eye bags What's the hangup with profanity . . . is it generational? No. How to curse like a Nun Ancestry DNA tests - what could possibly go wrong? A musical Christmas thanks to Tony Grand Censor Bob is a clown, really The After Lodge version of the Order of Quetzalcoatl How much does your Secretary get paid? Email us at afterlodge@gmail.com Hang out with us on /r/A...
Jan 18, 2019•1 hr 10 min
Scotty from the Block returns to re-cap his year as Master Harlan takes a getaway to Gatlinburg . . . and gets to be in the parade! The John Saga (or . . . the lack thereof) Worshipful Squared shows up at Harlan's door Mike and Scott review how things went since their appearance last year How Scott's prohibition crusade is going: "In 10 years, none of it will matter anyways . . . " What is a "state of the art" flag pole, exactly? Mike's big end-of-year speech Email us at afterlodge@gmail.com Han...
Dec 28, 2018•1 hr 20 min
Nick is here - it isn't screen burn! Mrs. Nick is due any day now Thanksgiving raising . . . at 5am?! A review of the least populated states What social media options does your Lodge use? Practical life advice when dealing with Tony Jeff shows up Harlan mistakes some uncommon York Rite regalia for a Scottish Rite degree team A plug for "33 and Beyond" (again) Updating Scottish Rite degree wear Be sure to mute your wireless microphone if your Valley uses them Does anyone join the Eastern Star wit...
Dec 06, 2018•1 hr 6 min
We're on Twitch . . . we think Harlan is broadcasting from the arctic City of Dallas again Scotty from the Block showed up! Celebrating the life of Stan Lee and nerding out All the different kinds of Masonic nerds Bro. Mike the Fuzz is back for some special Harlan bonding time Ecclectic movie references and "kids these days" Scotty attempts to set the record straight - it was correct all along By-laws shmy-laws . . . we're raising dues! What are "criminally low" dues? Harlan begins to experience...
Nov 28, 2018•1 hr 42 min
Broadcasting from the ashes of the 2018 election Tony (and the rest of the County) got ran over by the "Trump Train" But hey, at least our Public Valuation Administrator is "pro-life" now Harlan and family check out of Facebook - we highly recommend it! A failed attempt to blame it on the York Rite Listen to your lawyer . . . or don't and pay him even more Harlan and the Mrs. finish off the unopened celebratory champagne Is *your* Master faithful enough to wade through the snow to get to Lodge?!...
Nov 27, 2018•1 hr 20 min
Do we have a quorum? One of the best funeral speeches Has Bruce even read the bylaws draft? Why did Harlan wear a suit to record the show?! "Do they have them in extra medium?" Our gentleman's agreement to use the women's latrine Scotty was supposed to be popping in to correct the record . . . but the record stands Sometimes when you love something . . . you have to burn it to the ground Nick shows up after we call him out live on Reddit Lodge Halloween parties, the good, bad, and the zombies Em...
Nov 21, 2018•1 hr 31 min
Calling the question on Episode 211 of the After Lodge Podcast Harlan is broadcasting from an unnamed Dallas Hotel . . . again Fresh out of the 2018 Grand Lodge Communication "The Master's Award of Mediocrity" Mike blew up valuable legislation, but really it's our fault Tuxedos in the day-time - Masons and groomsmen Does your Grand Lodge have a Masonic flea market? I loved Canada before it was cool - Sir John Can your charter be arrested if it can't be physically found? "It's audio, and people c...
Oct 29, 2018•1 hr 26 min
Tony learned his microphone discipline from the After Lodge Podcast Looks like it's just us tonight Sir John is the man with the plan - and a cool patch Harlan displays his ignorance of all things Minnesota Bruce is taking a trip to Florida - message him if you're around Orlando Why Daytona sucks More conspiracies to ambush Nick Johnson "Nobody knows the real Harlan . . ." Our Lodge's family picnic is mistaken for a Mayoral rally, and Tony wasn't even there! The best time to shop for Masonic kni...
Oct 04, 2018•1 hr 23 min
Bro. David Riley comes to hang out After Lodge Harlan was late and missed all of the actual educational stuff Autumnal Equinox festival turns to Ancient Aliens What good has come out of Baltimore?! Fish Fry Lodge No. 42, F.&A.M. Tony's going to fix our Lodge dues problem The Campaign trail is consuming our lives Turning guns on the Secretary Wait . . . your Tiler doesn't sit outside the Lodge?! Where does Tony get all his guns from? How David get involved in environmentalism Email us at ...
Sep 27, 2018•1 hr 25 min
Tony went hulk mode at Installation "I like hearing me, and I don't like hearing you either" The campaign kickoff got . . . out of hand Nick and the new meaning of "decking out the crib" Harlan's wife is on Instagram, and everyone knows it but him A virtual tour of Nick's new house What do you do with your apron if you wear it to the men's room? New After Lodge swag: an apron with a zipper under the bib Tony's eclectic iTunes collection What happens if you dial up AOL with Google Voice? Everyone...
Sep 13, 2018•1 hr 31 min
What on Earth is happening with the Cajun Knights Templar? The Cato Institute ranks Indiana as #3 . . . and lost all credibility Prince Hall Templary "You'll never take our dues cards!" When can things down south get back to . . . normal? Harlan and John again distinguish York and Scottish Rites "Yeah, but the trains run on time in the Scottish Rite!" How can national appendant bodies better get along with disparate Grand Lodges and jurisdictions? Living vicariously through Bruce Tony pops in to...
Sep 10, 2018•1 hr 14 min
Nick, Tony and Jeff aren't with us tonight . . . Nick is shopping Harlan re-caps his time wandering in the desert: BlackHat and DefCon Is marijuana legal in Vegas now?! New Sir John fact: he was was a Blackjack dealer! Talk of tipping, now that we know an insider "I love you, Brother" Jeff shows up, welcome to the After York Rite Podcast! John's getting "throttled" this weekend Jeff "the wall" plays referee on the state highway Tony arrives after changing some minds . . . if not votes An evaluat...
Aug 16, 2018•1 hr 26 min
Are all milk men as grumpy as Bruce? John leaves York Rite for the Widow's Sons U.G.L.E. decides that the parts really make the man . . . is this how the infiltration starts? Former Tennessee big-wig scared straight Nick likes to quote from expensive books The Chaplain doesn't answer to the Master?! What insanity is this?! Nick is again shocked that people listen to this show Does money change people? Or is it alcohol? Harlan becomes a teetotaler - sweet tea on the rocks Who is this "Masonic Jes...
Aug 02, 2018•1 hr 3 min
Opening: Telephone (Lady Gaga ft. Beyoncé) Why can't Bruce just bring back the Glenn Beck whiteboard? You know nothing, John (Snow) What's new in entertainment? Congratulations to our Treasurer - Mason of the Year!!! . . . and we're gonna roast him, of course Now selling After Lodge branded CBD oil "My wife just took all of my man cards" Tony is live from the campaign trail Bruce goes on the keto diet What does your make Fellow Crafts do? Our Lodge has a new "professional" tenant during the week...
Jul 26, 2018•1 hr 39 min
Opening: Peacock (Katy Perry) Right off the bat, hassling Nick How often do you get to go to Lodge after kids? If you're ever in need, dial 1-800-CALL-A-BRO Will co-masonry be recognized one day? Tony calls in from Mobile Lodge 1 lost in the Midwest Harlan's heading to Black Hat in August, so message him if you want to meet up Lecturing about the FDIC Taking a trip to the lake with Bruce and a GIANT Peacock . . . where we coined the term the "Tony Hole" Harlan wins at Cards Against Humanity with...
Jul 19, 2018•1 hr 44 min
Opening: Yakety Sax (Boots Randolph) Another set of fairs . . . sleepless, sunburnt and hungover We're changing our name. Welcome to the "After Fair Podcast" "This is Wilson, Tony isn't here . . ." We discuss the fairs, back to back weekends, and the wall of humanity that overran us The guys save the day with fresh toilet paper Tony puts Harlan's cell phone number on a billboard We host an hour-long flag retirement with every Boy Scout in this part of the country Tony wins the watermelon eating ...
Jul 12, 2018•1 hr 25 min
Opening: Bad Boys (Inner Circle) Harlan visits Texas, and nothing is happening this week in Masonry Welcome to Bro. Mike from Texas Is John an honest cop? Short answer: silence (no) Police departments switching to SUVs?! What it means to be a sh** magnet Then Nick shows up Bad jokes about Harlan's hotel take-out menu During which . . . Harlan's wife shows up?!?!?!?! Probably because of the "Thai to Go" After Lodge is (could be) a HAM radio show Nick offers up his insides Scotty from the Block st...
Jul 04, 2018•1 hr 17 min
Opening: High School Never Ends (Bowling for Soup) It's the big 200th show Join us for an extra long open line Sunday, and get to know some of our fans! Closing: Do I Wanna Know? (Arctic Monkeys) Email us at afterlodge@gmail.com Hang out with us on /r/AfterLodge Find us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter @AfterLodge Leave us a voicemail at 215-792-3538 Join us on IRC: irc.snoonet.org #freemasonry...
Jun 22, 2018•2 hr 31 min
Opening: Take a Walk (Passion Pit) Welcome to the After Lodge Harlan show! With a load of blasphemy . . . it's Tony, right off the bat Tony takes the show to the bathroom . . . again What do Masons think of Athiests? Can a Mason have multiple wives, in locales where that is legal? Who is Bill Schnobelen? We passed some Fellow Crafts Jeff goes to visit a "better" Lodge We nerd out about ritual Why is McDonald's always out of ice cream? (hint: they aren't) John's Lodge of gypsies "There are more a...
Jun 07, 2018•1 hr 25 min
Beginning: Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley) Why isn't Nick here? This was his show, he's the one who went to Masonicon! Introducing: the No-Sh*** moment of the week Then Nick shows up! What does Harlan sleep in? A suit? How Nick got invited to Masonicon instead of Bruce A recap of Masonicon by Nick Harlan runs a tangent about cannabinoid oil Who is Rick Astley? Hello again to Ass. Producer Marshall Plugging the Past Bastard and memoirs of dead comedians Stating a new social media platform, ...
May 28, 2018•1 hr 32 min
Opening: I Heard Oklahoma Calling Me (David Allen Coe) Nick takes a road-trip to Guthrie w/ Bro. Dunning The After Lodge Podcast . . . did anybody recognize him? What are you reading? "Shampoo bottles when I poop" And even better, wearing the wrong AASR hat More old guys telling young guys what they want from Masonry Worshipful Bro. Squared invites everyone to his house, and locks them out More website harassment for Harlan The usual TV and move tangeant Who needs a flamethrower?! Yes, the answe...
May 15, 2018•1 hr 12 min
