It's been awhile, and that's because I haven't been doing anything outside of my house. Well, I finally did something out of my house and in went as poorly as you would think. In this episode we talk about my failures of being an RV owner, my yearly colonoscopy and finally, just random crap about movies. Take a minute and learn from ALL the mistakes I made over a two week period.
This episode was very fun to make...Why? Because everyone had to get comfortable with being uncomfortable. We started with pedicures and ended with facials. And yes, it got very weird. We also do a mens undies Pepsi challenge...which means another man wore my undies...yea, I said that. It's a long episode, but it's fun.
Ok, so I had technical difficulties, so I had to improvise and make a crappy makeup episode. I do talk about not giving a F about giving a F...then move to how bad of man I am and finish it off with football nonesense.
This week I witnessed an idiot pull his gun on teenagers with a bucket of water, it is literally the stupidest thing I've seen, but it also sums up the divide in the country right now. I also go into the irony of woman ending a women's right to choose, as well as the last Seahawks game...so really just a mixed bag of emotions this week.
This episode took awhile to complete, only because I have been super sick. I go into the exciting world of COVID, and how the information flow is pretty useless. There is also a wonderful story about being brave in the face of absolute danger...well, if you're scared of spiders. Finally, I breakdown the barely 5 -0 Seahawks. The defense will be the downfall of this team.
On this episode I try to figure out what happened to John Cusack...I mean, one minute you're making High Fidelity, and then next it's straight to video movies...makes no sense. I also think I might have found the cure for racism...you'll have to tune in to find out how.
This episode we talk about cancel culture...I know, but it is getting way out of control, and the hypocrisy is crazy...we also talk about how I ruined a couples evening with a paper airplane.
I'm trying hard to get back to what this podcast was intended to do, which is owning my ignorance and trying to overcome it, but my brain is on overload with everything happening in the world right now, and how we are failing as a society. At the end, I review our trip to Seabrook Wa, and the a delightful restaurant called the Picnic table. Enjoy.
I'll probably catch a lot of flack for this episode, and I really don't care. This week I talk about the death of George Floyd, the riots, and mansplaining. I also talk about picking a lane with how we should be handling COVID 19.
I know...I hate birthdays...and cake...and no, I don't kick puppies. Look, birthdays are the ultimate participation trophy, you did NOTHING, but yet you want all the credit...every year, forever. I also get into the NFL draft. If you're upset about who your team drafted, remember we don't know shit, which is why we don't work for them, neither do analyst. Lastly, I do my first tasting of Bud Light Seltzers...
Yup, F-Dr. Phil and Oz...both of them need to get verbally kicked in the nuts. I know you guys used to be doctors, but you're just TV personalities now. I give my opinion on both these Oprah rejects, as well as what I've been doing to beat the quarantine boredom.
Let me start by saying this episode is a bit all over the place, but I think it's because my brain is as well. I go over the COVID 19 timelines, as well as my FAVORITE SHOW EVER, Tiger King. There are definitely spoilers, but you must still watch it.
I know, I know, I know, but we start with a library tasting of the new Corona hard seltzer, as well as one called Nude. We also discuss that thing that everyone is discussing, COVID 19, for the most part we are looking at how everyone has or hasn't reacted.
The episode title pretty much sums up this weeks ramblings. For those of you interested in the XFL, I review some of the rules and the league as a whole. I don't know if it will stick around, but it's not a horrible product. For those of you looking for something easy and tasty, I have my oven roasted pulled pork recipe, followed by some new junk yard cookie creations we will be spinning up in the lab this week.
This is kind of a continuation from the last two weeks. I cannot stop lying about what happened to my arm, and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon. Also, I review the "Big Game" and the impacts to next season.
Yes, I am a giant winey toddler man, currently struggling to get his f-ing underwear on correctly. This week, I describe in great detail how awful my wife's life is right now, because of how poorly I'm dealing with post surgery.
Sooooo...I'm an idiot, which I think has been covered repeatedly on this Podcast. I ruptured my tricep tendon, and tore the muscles away from it as well...all while working out. I heard a pop, and then everything went to hell a second after. I also cover the "Big Game", you know, that one that happens at the end of an NFL season that we can talk about? That game.
Yup, it's like he 90's all over again...this week we talk about Iran and what led up to the attack. We also cover the how this has been covered by all news outlets.
It's a weird time in anyone's life when they have to ask another person to please put a camera up their hooter. I've had to do this twice already, and the experiences were drastically different. On this weeks episode I take you through both colonoscopy experiences in graphic detail.
I know right...I blasted the Hawks a few weeks ago and now they are 11-3...here's the thing, I don't think my opinion has changed that much. Weaponizing diversity and inclusion...not an easy topic, especially because someone can sound super racist for saying that it doesn't work, and worse, it's being used selfishly.
Yea, divorce...that is our topic this week...and it sucks, divorce, not the episode. Two men discuss their view of each of their divorces...and trust me when I say this...after you listen to this, you'll understand why we got divorced
This week we discuss assholes and assholes....because that is what we deal with everyday, it's just trying to figure out what type of asshole you happen to be.
Today we talk about how ridiculous the entire impeachment trial is and continues to be. Look, I think its necessary, but each side of the isle wants a damning statement that none of the witnesses can make. Then we talk about SEX...yes, that sex, and what we wish someone would have told us before we had it...but not from our parents, cause that is just creepy.
This week is a great example of how you can disagree on almost everything, but still enjoy the discussion...yes, it's about 2hrs long, but there was no good place to edit this down into 4 separate episodes...so apologies in advance.
This week was a good hang, talking about things we wish we could tell our 20 year old self, as well as the epiphanies you have once you hit your 40's. This is definitely on of our longer episodes, and it's worth a listen. Next weeks will actually WAY longer, so get a drink and get comfy.
This week we look at the NFL, specifically YOUR SEATTLE SEAHAWKS...who will not be going to the playoffs if their defensive woes continue... Then I talk the OnePlus 7t...a new handset manufacturer that has a flagship phone for $600. I go into great detail about my experience with the phone, and how it stacks up with the competition.
This week, I review my wall report work that I've done...spoiler alert, it is not good. We also have a KETO update, and a review of Polar Seltzer water....spoiler alert part two, it is not good either.
This week, we QUICKLY recap our commander and Cheeto's actions, stemming from pulling out of Syria, giving Turkey the keys to the Middle East, Giuliani, and so much more. The main topic is the Keto diet. I am on it right now, and it lives up to the hype...plus some unexpect benefits.
I really wish I could take the time and talk about something, anything else besides this very stupid version of Watergate. This episode we look back at how this started, up to yesterday. Which is sad, because he pulled this crap again on the South Lawn this morning. At least this time, it was out in the open, no whistleblower, just him and the cameras.
I know, I know gun control keeps coming up on this Podcast, and if people would stop shooting innocent people, I'd stop talking about it. I also talk through what I consider to be one of the stupidest Trump exploits, Sharpie Gate.
