THIS WEEK!! We're going on a boat ride, mateys! This one is chock full, featuring two gripping tales from the high sea--one about the theoretical consumption of Mermaids, and the other how One Eye'd Willy from Goonies came to be. Also, a bonus tribute to Home Alone that TOTALLY isn't a tribute to Home Alone, and is about robots instead of a disappearing family. Prepare to have your upper deck swabbed, ya land lubbers! Arrrrr!
Sep 11, 2020•20 min•Season 3Ep. 23
THIS WEEK!! Listener Boston gives us a song about a sandwich, and we DELIVER. Then, Adam is full of shit and is also the President of the USA. Then, it's a 911 emergency: I'm stuck in my tiny clothes!! And finally, the story of a cult giving out participation awards to a beat that absolutely SLAPS. Get in there!
Sep 04, 2020•23 min•Season 3Ep. 22
THIS WEEK!! We're coming at you with another song about our favorite and most loyal listener, Jason, because WE LOVE OUR FANS. Especially Jason! Then, Night Jobs, The Fight Room, and a little mini-epoch about Bean Prospecting, Gillian Jacobs, and not always getting what you want. We're calling it "Fool's Beans" Dooooo Enjoy!
Aug 28, 2020•20 min•Season 3Ep. 21
THIS WEEK! There are songs about Semen and how they move and groove, a long-overdue song about our Number One Super Fan, Jason (<3<3<3), a song about a fight we had right before recording, a jungle gym song, and then we sort of lose our minds and lean into stuff about clowns. It gets pretty dark. Anyways, ENJOY!
Aug 21, 2020•21 min•Season 3Ep. 20
This week!! We open with a big YUGE thank you song for our loyal listeners and also new and untrustworthy listeners, Rodney tells us about his television lineup for living life, we reminisce about IFC's Saturday Morning Anime lineups featuring gore, blood, and nudity, and finally a song about going to the movies. And poop. Of course. *Quick, gentle, lubricated reminder to leave us a review on your favorite podcast service, and to tell your friends to hate us as much as you do! Show transcript at...
Aug 14, 2020•22 min•Season 3Ep. 20
Ladies and Gentlemen, this week we present the second half of the tale of the Manchego Brothers. The entire saga is transcribed on our new Tumblr page: https://theadgrodcast.tumblr.com Enjoy the conclusion, and thank you for listening!
Aug 07, 2020•19 min•Season 3Ep. 19
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! This week and next we will tell you the truly marvelous tale of The Manchego Brothers, and what they brought to the annals of World history. Taking place in 1930's Spain, this story features fascism, crooked financiers, robots, rats, love, hate, war, pineapple pizza, and some of Rodney's finest moments as a storyteller. To you, Listener, We Proudly Present: The Manchego Brothers Lyric Transcript available at https://theadgrodcast.tumblr.com...
Jul 31, 2020•25 min•Season 3Ep. 18
This week!! An elegy to all the husky bros out there, a song about being an awful old right wing piece of shit, a song about a guy who collects toys, and a song about a surgeon who is terrible at his job. Also, a solid cold opener with lots of breathing noises and some terrific awkward silence in the middle of the episode. NOICE. Get in, shitbirds! We're going to DQ!
Jul 24, 2020•21 min•Season 3Ep. 17
THIS WEEK!! We forget to introduce ourselves--we're Adam, Graham, and Rodney BTW. Then, there are songs...oh the songs...songs about you, and me, and us. A story of Christmas morning and you opening of your new D.O.D., the story of your degree (not diploma), also a fantastical musical about Arkansas, and finally, a song about what animal you identify with. Spoiler: Rodney identifies with the Platypus. Strap in!
Jul 17, 2020•19 min•Season 3Ep. 16
THIS WEEK!! Rodney reminisces about being young again, we delve into Karma being a very instant and real thing, the story of Noah from the future, and finally and elegy to a most incredible substance: Alage. Strap in for the weird, bad, good and sad. Plastic Block.
Jul 10, 2020•20 min•Season 3Ep. 15
Have we lost our minds? Yes. This week's episode features songs about a man who repairs instruments that have been farted in, a deep question about time and space that devolves in to all of us becoming Ed Harris, Rodney's Drain Babies, and then a man becoming President. Enormous feels.
Jul 03, 2020•21 min•Season 3Ep. 14
Like a triumphant, stubborn deuce that won't be flushed down the porcelain throne even though you've flushed it like 20 times, we have RETURNED. In this episode, first and foremost: BLACK LIVES MATTER. We also explore Rodney's Wii Wii, Graham's body hair, and Merlin's bar. Sounds scintillating, yes?! STRAP IN/ STRAP ON.
Jun 26, 2020•20 min•Season 3Ep. 13
HELLO, FRIENDS! After many weeks of radio silence, we are very pleased to present you with a compilation of our favorite songs from the past six months. We plan to do this every few years or so, and we call it our HATEST HITS. This is Volume 2. A full album release with special artwork designed by Graham and a few more tracks will be available on our Bandcamp page _FOR FREE_ in the coming weeks. In the meantime, this should whet your whistle. We look forward to reconvening with fresh episodes on...
May 09, 2020•40 min•Season 3Ep. 12
We prefer for this show to be "timeless" as the Podcasting kids say, but humanity is in the midst of a global pandemic that is kickin' our asses, so OF COURSE we have to do content at least somewhat related. There's just too much material. This week's show--in regards to that--is about a socially distant disco and Adam talking way too close, and so we don't get too deep in the Covid Chaos, we also do tribute tunes to two of our favorite classic Adgrod characters: Ricky The Awesome Opossum, and t...
Mar 27, 2020•24 min•Season 3Ep. 11
This week!!! As could be expected for the first global pandemic for a hot minute, we delve into mummies and zombies, a song for the peasants, social distancing, cancelled plans, an AI that maintains relationships, and, of course, Toilet Paper. Wash your hands, you filth.
Mar 20, 2020•21 min•Season 3Ep. 10
THIS WEEK!! We welcome a baby into the US Presidency, we use our mouths to whistle a reel about Nazi killing, Rodney's life is an Anime, and finally, a song about an amazing detective who keeps handcuffing criminals to easily breakable or steal-able objects.
Mar 13, 2020•19 min•Season 3Ep. 9
This week we feature Asgard's Ass-kickinest videographer: Valkerie!! We talk about Books we've read, a film maker who refuses to use newer technology for the latest Tarantino flick, Rodney's high school class (with a twist at the end!), a man who spoils television shows in the TV guide, and a Comic-Con wherein a man goes to punch all the noses of his favorite super heroes. WHOA. Enjoy.
Feb 28, 2020•20 min•Season 3Ep. 8
For our Seventh episode of this season, we present to you a Special Edition Post-Birthday-party-and-full-of-alcohol recording featuring many of the women of our lives: Ashley--Sister supreme, Emily--Girlfriend of Graham, Carol--Mother of Adgrod, and an incredulous silent appearance (and song about) Tracey--Wife of Adam. There's also songs about Lady Gaga, VR as a trendy workout, and our home, Richmond VA. Sort of. We had a ton of fun making this, please enjoy spending your time spending our time...
Feb 21, 2020•21 min•Season 3Ep. 7
THIS WEEK!! We are incredibly pleased to introduce The Concertmistress Of Darkness herself, the kickboxing queen of violence and violins: MARISSSSSSSSAAAAAA We combine forces with her to bring you songs about Nonchalantu the Vampire, God For Guns, A song by New Zealand's Narcoleptic Narcissistic rapping sensation Triple Z, and finally a toe-tapper about not knowing what day it is. Oh you'll enjoy, WE KNOW IT.
Feb 14, 2020•19 min•Season 3Ep. 6
THIS WEEK!! We open with some bold claims and chaos, and disover that Rodney's laugh is what makes other people laugh. Then, "someone's" dad left when they were young, but you know what, it's okay, because they had important heroic things to do, and we discuss that. After that, things get dropped and lost, we discover that we are NOT a cover band (no shit), and finally we delve into the world of Peter Pan and Captain Hook and the ramifications of a grown-ass man trying to kill a bunch of 15 year...
Feb 07, 2020•20 min•Season 3Ep. 5
THIS WEEK!! It's the cat episode, wherein we explore Toxoplasmosis, Graham's fantasy of being eaten by his cats, and other sweet and tender bits regarding the only animal that has ever chosen to be domesticated. MEOW. MEOW.
Jan 24, 2020•21 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Welcome to Season 3!! This week we are for real real back, in real life, and to start 2020's new new season we are getting galactic. We delve into the universe of our bodies renewing themselves every seven years, the Galaxy formed from Graham's back pain, The Universal Wave Pool, and an immigrant's dream of the new universe of America.
Jan 17, 2020•19 min•Season 3Ep. 2
WELCOME TO SEASON 3 and 2020!!!! To celebrate, we are re-broadcasting one of our most downloaded and most beloved episodes, The Funeral of Miranda, featuring the whimsical story of the world's worst funeral, as written and told by Alane, and accompanied by the humble and also amazing brothers three who provide this very podcast to you, dear listener. We will come rip-roaring at you like a proverbial river with new content beginning next week! DO. ENJOY.
Jan 10, 2020•22 min•Season 3Ep. 1
This episode is stuffed like a dead Christmas reindeer, and that is relevant because this is releasing _after_ Christmas. Three things are important: The glorious return of D. Erik Jensen and his Musical Log, Adam's Birthday, and this being the last episode of 2019, and the last episode of our second season. Also included are the Spin Doctors, Jay Z, American Minutes, and a Birthday beat off drum off amongst other things. Prepare your behinds for 2020 and the third season of chaos from us, but f...
Dec 29, 2019•22 min•Season 2Ep. 42
In the Penultimate Episode of our Second Season, we bring you Adgrod stripped of all un-necessary fat and grizzle. Adgrod that will SPEAK to your soul, third eye, and bowels. In all languages. Dummybitches, Fleas, Coconut Killings, and the disgusting beauty of the Blood Pipe are this week's features. Do PLEASE enjoy. Also, give us a rating on iTunes if you enjoy our show. Also do the same if you don't.
Dec 20, 2019•21 min•Season 2Ep. 41
Y'all want a T-shirt?! Well, too bad, because ONLY ONE OF YOU ARE GETTING ONE. And this week, we do our drawing live on the show to see who! No spoilers, ya gotta listen to find out. We also do a couple originals, plus, we did live stream this episode and there are references to that in the episode that are probably absolutely scintillating to your ears and not your eyes. You know what? Screw you. You should have watched. But also, thank you for listening. We guess. Sort of. BOOOO. ENJOY YOUR SH...
Dec 13, 2019•22 min•Season 2Ep. 40
THIS WEEK!! We take a trip to the Mootrix, celebrate the Dead Onomonopoet's Society, fear The Hippodrone, Rodney gets to The Ends of his mind, and we deal in a Squid Pro Crow. BOOM. SIMPLE. ENJOY YOUR CORNBREAD.
Dec 06, 2019•17 min•Season 2Ep. 39
This week!!!! We're back! After a few weeks of being in and out and out and about, we've come back to bless your ears and your souls with new, fresh songs about: Long Nips, Werner Herzog, a Freight Train Full Of Ghosts, Full Body Hairnets, and we also unintentionally write the worst song we've ever done. Seriously. Have a listen!
Dec 02, 2019•22 min•Season 2Ep. 38
THIS WEEK (!!) is chock of things and stuff and stuff and things. First, a sexydance...for a synthesized bubonic plague. Then: Rodney learns how to talk, we do a tune about rabies babies, Adam turns out to be a supervillain, we bring up a major but understandable correction about Seal's 1996 Grammy winning hit "Kiss From A Rose"...via New Zealand, and finally, Popeye. Get your cornholes prepared, because the beanbag that is this episode is coming in for a hard entry!!!!!!!
Nov 15, 2019•20 min•Season 2Ep. 37
THIS WEEK!! Sock it to me! That's a reference. Also: Dad Jokes, A new species of fly is commandeered for use in the U.S. Government, and finally, a quickie about No Knee Nelly with Four Foot Femurs. Tongue twisters, surveillance, and lousy jokes abound!
Nov 08, 2019•20 min•Season 2Ep. 36