THis week...okay, calm down. No exclamation points. No yelling. Not loud. Legs crossed. Eyes closed. Feel your breathing. In through your nose, out of your ears and butthole. Keep your toes crossed. Let your teeth loose. Bring your pelvic floor into your throat. Let the tears flow down your teats. Loosen your gooch. Hummmmmmmm. Stop Yelling At Me.
THIS WEEK!!!! What if Batman was an awful 19th century southern Republican gentleman, and what if Bruce Wayne remained a wildly liberal socialite?? What if Space Graham could see just a little bit into the future? But only in distances? What if Batman kept latex suits of all of his friends for totally not sexual reasons? Why does the band reference the beginning of 2025?! Could it be because the producer is a lazy piece of shit and can't find the time to remaster anything?!?!?! These are questio...
THIS WEEEEEK!!! We delve into the deep with the Secretary of Health and Human Services to look for ALIENS. There are brain worms, The Bends, underwater escapades, Catfish, Government Inefficiency--it's a wild ride! Just like in that movie! The one with Bill Paxton and Harrison Ford, guest Starring Tom Cruise! Also: :ADGRODCORP: Invest in US! Or, just listen to us. That counts for a lot too. The Brain Worm Abides!!!!
THIS WEEK!! We're loaded, with quips, and turnarounds, and delicious Stone Delicious IPA. Still waiting on that sponsorship. Also, songs about history being wrong and being taught that way in the schools (wooooooof, maybe a bit to close to reality, but hey, that's how improv goes, folks!), a song about reaching around your problems, and finally, the crux of the episode: how lazy fadeouts in songs are. For real, that shit is lame, and it's good that it's been more or less unused for awhile. At le...
THIS WEEK! We are back, baby! Welcome to the EIGTH season of the ADGRODCAST. We voted for super cop Harris. We did our part. Virginia (specifically Richmond in our case) didn't falter. We blame the rest of America. And, we won't concede gently into that cold, black fascist night, but alas, we recorded this episode in the days BEFORE we knew what was going to happen, and BEFORE we knew the end of days that was to come. Regardless, we hope to (continue) to be a beacon of joy, and a release, and a ...
THIS WEEK!! Adam introduces the Silurian Hypothesis and it immediately gets sidetracked by "a bit". Which, let's be real, is kind of how this all works. Then, a song about God tiring of us humans and attempting to sell the lot, and boy, is it a bargain. Because we suck. Humans are fucking garbage. And then, Atari is alright with Rodney, but not his grandpa. My Real Friends Are Made Of 8 Bits. Speaking of which, go check out the accompanying video of us on YouTube making this here episode. Search...
We are oft fascinated by modern science and what it creates, and in this case, it's terrifying. Scientists are growing human brains in petri dishes to do computer processing because, yeah, the human brain is a wildly competent at processing multiple things. Did we stop to think about what would happen??? Of course not! We're humans, we are full of pride and hubris and we don't give a FUCK about consequences!! Anyhow, these little brain organoids might be alive, and apparently we're just okay wit...
THIS WEEK!!!! First and foremost, we are now streaming [some, maybe all?] episodes with visuals of us making the sausage in The Infamous Studio B, and that includes THIS EPISODE! For followers on our Podcasting streams, we still love you, and will also release every episode PLUS some bonus content to your Podcast feed. Anyhow, we're doing tunes about Thousandaires, farts, Cape fear, Brain Organoids (which is a companion song to a BONUS episode also released with this one!), and also Clown Colleg...
THIS WEEK!!! We have written the Crow National Anthem. Also, Rodney is getting older, so he wrote a tune about it. Then, Graham and Rodney discuss Adam's rather optimistic outlook, and speculate (determine?) that it's dopamine. Or maybe ignorance. But hey, they don't know. Smooth Brains Prevail! Watch a live video recording of this episode on our YouTube channel!
THIS WEEK!! Dale, one of those incredibly cool rubber ducks with sunglasses on comes to the studio and regales us with stories of eating cat hair. Yeah, that's the main thing. Rodney runs with it, though! You gotta hear this one. It's quite something.
THIS WEEK!! We are, fortunately (unfortunately?) immortal heads in a basket. Three of 'em! So, we ask questions: Why is science just magic? Do we just live forever if our heads get cut off? What do movie critics have to do with our decapitated head situation? What happens if we actually become a three headed monster? Who controls what part of the body? And, finally, Rorschach tests. Are they all just butterflies, or are they magic, or do our immortal decapitated heads just want us to think they'...
THIS WEEK!!! We proudly present, in a nutshell, a darker take on insurance, and a darker take on the lore of mermaids. Actually, whoa, yeah, the whole episode is a little eye-opening in a "does the FBI know these guys exist?" kinda way. But hey, you can still enjoy it. But you can't, like, you know...enjoy...the stuff...we're singing about. I mean, unless you do. You do you, girl.
THIS WEEK!!! Rodney delves into Bill And Ted's nemesis, Rodney created Dr. Marlon Rebrando, the greatest pop culture plastic surgeon in all the land, and, after an interlude featuring the latest Most Annoying Song Ever, we sink into the weird world of how you might choose what path you would take, or if you even would choose in this wild world of algorithms. There might be a bit about child labor too, but, ya know, that's how it goes. OH! Also. Rodney is a cone head. That's also how it goes....
THIS WEEK!! Well, Graham is a worm. Yup. That's the episode. ALL 31 MINUTES OF IT. You gotta hear it. You just do, you know, to get it. Because we promise there is more to get than just "Graham is a worm".
Have you ever been in a situation where you have absolutely been present, but you don't feel like you were, or don't remember being there? It's like you're in the room, but you're hanging out about three feet from the other humans. There is a near pause in the matrix, and you can feel your senses to the maximum degree, but are also completely disconnected from whatever is happening. Well, this episode, and the next one, will be an embodiment of that very experience. In improvised musical form. T...
THIS WEEK!! Oh boy, it's chock full, like one of those ice cream cakes that's two chocolate chip cookies with chocolate chip ice cream in the middle. Those things are so goddamn good! So, the first song is about how we do this podcast for us, and not for you, but we're glad that you listen. Second song is Personal Space Invaders, and it's about those people that get too close in public. And then, there is a song about a specially trained person who is trained to be...an asshole. And finally, a c...
THIS WEEK!! We explore the challenging life of an adult Dennis the Menace. Then, a surprise Bidet party...no, not B-day...Bidet. Yup. Then, your parents, and grandparents, and great grandparents did this thing, so you will also do it. Even if you absolutely suck Shai-Hulud ass at it. It's called: Inneptotism. Rodney eventually pronounces it right. SLINKY, SLINKY, EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY, EVEN IF IT'S SEXY
THIS WEEK!!! Rodney delves into what might happen if everything simply reset, or updated like a computer. Would you even know if it happened? Would it matter? Would you profess your love for that barista? Would you throw fecal matter at senior citizens at the YMCA? Would you tell your boss that you're done with your job? You don't have the right, o, you don't have the right. To know, that is. We don't either.
THIS WEEK!! They took my Potato Bread, first and foremost. Then, My Dealer Wants To Be My Friend, which may or may not be based on a true story. Then, STOCK BLOCKED, and finally, competitive gaming comes to the Adgrodcast and minds are lost. Lost, I tell you! WHEW! Man, what a year. Already.
THIS WEEK! It's like you've been gooning for us for, like, months, and we STILL don't have new episodes! Well, that's mostly true. Unfortunately, we aren't in control of the goddamn universe, despite what it may seem like. BUT, we will be back with more fresh ADGRODcast content very soon. In the meantime, please check out our Bandcamp page for our most recent release: IAMAI. IAMAI is the first in a series of single releases we will do this year featuring some songs from the show, plus some unrel...
THIS WEEK!! On it's face, this may not really seem like a sacrilegious episode, but, you know, things--like religion--aren't always what they seem. Sure, there's a story of a man panda. And also some tales of a samurai. But, if you listen harder (listen hard, listener, *rock* hard), you will be astonished at the insight, pertinence, permanence, and divination of the storytelling our man Rodney spills forth. It just may rock your world. Rock hard. ROCK. HARD. WE ARE ROCK HARD. LIKE JE- *static*...
Are you prepared to take on Buff Jesus in mortal combat? Graham is. Rodney has mixed feelings about the whole thing. Adam is apparently oblivious, like always. Also, the Gazpacho Police show up for a sting. SOUP! CITRUS! SWOLE! SAVIOR!!
THIS WEEK!! We channel the inner spirits/demons of all the great 1970's hard rock musicians...and proceed to essentially attempt to destroy their legacy in one fell swoop. I mean, you know how it goes with us, it never goes to plan. Still, there's a song about a man/panda hybrid, so there's that. This one is quite unhinged, folks, so strap in!
THIS WEEK!! Rodney can't control how much he hates humanity but also wants to accept humanity. It's hard, y'all. Should the aliens destroy us? Yeah? Probably? We get it, right? Also, elephants are some of the most intelligent animals on the planet, and that means you don't want to cross one because it will absolutely fucking destroy you all the way to the grave. We did a song about that. KILL EM WITH KINDNESS, OR AN ELEPHANT, THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOTTA DO.
THIS WEEK!! We delve deep into the psyche of what it means to desire. To WANT. To want brains. To want powers. To want the end of it all. To want equality and justice. And sure, it's all in context of our wacky universe, but it's definitely the through line of this episode, and I'm TOTALLY NOT OVERTHINKING IT. B! B! B! B! B!
THIS WEEK!!!! We are celebrating this season's 20th episode with a very special presentation about a super hero. I mean, let's be real, it's a pretty normal episode, but the song is pretty good. We think so, at least. Get that brain chip out of my brain, Elon!
THIS WEEK!! We bring you an episode that you should surely share with your friends, because you know we will. That's why. It's not because of the glorious improvised lyrics and near-psychic connection the brothers on the instruments have, no, it's because we asked. Nicely. And because that's what one of the songs is about. Anyhow, what fourth wall? Who even is Rodney? Does Graham even exist? How can Adam possibly be so beautiful AND talented? SERIOUSLY.
THIS WEEK!!! First off, we want to thank you for being patient and letting us enjoy a summer break hiatus. As a gift, in this episode, we have returned to your earballs with a quandary about lab-produced meat of a very familiar kind, and are also using this opportunity to introduce you to the newest character in the ADGROD universe: Dr. Scream. Who is, of course, a pediatrician. Because of course. WEBACKWEBACKWEBACKWEBACKWEGONNAEATOURBABYBACKBABYBACKWEBACK
THIS WEEK!!!! We delve into the real issues: Plastic! And how do we combat it? With radioactive bugs, of course. OF COURSE. Why? Because SCIENCE! SCIENCE!!!! Also, ever wonder what would happen if you jumped into a glass bubble and launched yourself at the sun? We did too, so we did a super heavy metal song about a guy trying to get a suntan. Eat that, Oprah. WOOOOOORMMMMMMSSSSSSS!!
