While looking through the SD card for this weeks episode I discovered a hidden gem – a prerecorded episode from weeks ago that i forgot about! I think i fell asleep during this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sorry to all the non-premium listeners that missed out on last weeks episode. I’m burned out and didn’t want to upload the episode. I hope I die soon. Anyhow we’re back in full force, with what might be the best riff we’ve ever done on the show, all the Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
michael foody joins us lol. we talked to michael foody, hence the name of the episode. do u get it Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Andy Haynes joins us. I think he said something about going on vacation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Scrambling for time, I tap Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson to replace Stav and Adam for a very special edition of Cum Town West. Theyre both POCs and one is a woman, which PROVEs that I am the president of the DSA and beyond reproach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Its uh, an episode of the podcast. JP McDade is the guest. We talk for about an hour or some shit like that i think Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool and fuck bike girls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wide dick will joins us again to chat about star trek. What’s that? This episode is late you say? Actually, it’s not asshole. It’s called time zones and maybe I’m on god damn vacation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The first ever Cum Town Live show at Caroline’s on Broadway. It’s basically the same format as Funny Moms (the live show we put up on Patreon) except I booked it and it’s at Carolines so we use the name of the podcast instead of the name of Adam’s gay as Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It’s okay to suck off your friends if you’re doing it in a funny way Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Funny Moms favorite and Bronx favorite and Brooklyn Favorite and New York favorite Petey Dat Boy DeAbreu joins us and we prove once and for all that the podcast isn’t racist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
BDF Big dick felix joins us and we try to remember Oz and why it was bad, and we talk about why prison wouldn’t be that scary for guys like us. I’m still dying btw. I can’t breathe. This is the end. Remember me as a broadcaster. Goodnight and good luck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn’t partcipate in due to both ignorance and medical problems. Please remember me as a Lenny Bruce type or maybe Carlin, thanks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We go real deep into the latest era of Seagal movies, And we have a sponsor now. Please give me feedback on the fact that we have ads now. Make sure to get mad at me about it. The premium episodes will always be ad free if it bothers you. I’m tired of ev Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We go in hard on Compound Media for kicking us out of the Anthony Cumia studios. Adam will personally fight any of the Staten Island salami-mongoloids that pay their bills Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapo Genius and all around good boy Wide Dick Willy Menaker joins us as we watch She’s All That and slowly come to the realization that the TV is going to destroy the podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
I guess Brandon invited himself on the podcast again. I was too busy making smoothies to pay attention during this one. I’m sure he brought up some idiot vine star that a man his age (32) shouldn’t be obsessing over, ironically or otherwise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We almost didn’t have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. I was also in 9/11. Merry Christmas everyone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It’s my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I’m old now, and I’m sick. And children have to respect me. And I’m allowed to be racist now because I’m old and I beat the Nazis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We covered a lot on this one. Lindy West. The new Apple products. Lindy again. I got a macbook. I really hate lindy. What the fuck is the Apple Watch anyways? It should be like one of those novelty clocks where every number just says “im gay” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Coming hot off a poorly received premium episode, the boys save face by getting back to basics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
I guess Adam and Stav don’t know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don’t know how anyone could not know who Chris Chan is. I got mad at myself early on for fucking up and not being able to remember a lot of Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
As the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam’s days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevitably get a detail wrong that belies my own racism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who’s going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its mostly the kind of drunken political commentary you can hear in the waiting area of a Jiffy Lube. Adam ge Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That’s basically what this show is. about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
I had to take a minute to cover some controversy that happened this week on facebook. I don’t want to get into specifics but let’s just say it involved a guy who may or may not be related to Seth Dickfield. Adam and stav wanted to bully me out of talking Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
After a week long hiatus the crew is back and it hasn’t been a long enough vacation. Wardell joins us and screams into the microphone making it very hard to edit this episode. But its online now. We talk about a lot of the same stuff we’ve already covere Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This is the David Cross episode. David Cross was the guest. Yes for real. No it’s not a character. The real David Cross came on the show. We really broke comedy down with him, pro style. Solid interview. And its a day early because last weeks episode was Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sorry for the delay everyone, i was actually busy at uh, the black people matter protests. I was protesting for black people so I didn’t have time to upload this one, which was also delayed because Kurt Metzger rescheduled. Amber Frost (of the Baffler an Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
(PLEASE REDOWNLOAD) Well this one’s jammed packed with content folks. Jim Norton joined us for the first half, but then the second half of his episode got fucked up when I forgot to change the batteries in the four track. So our good friend Felix of Chap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
