TAP: Stars & Sweats
London, the Apple Watch and the Beckhams get the Peach treatment in this bonus episode. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Apr 19, 2015•1 hr 2 min
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TAP Series 11 Episode 02: Posture & Poltergeists
This week, Joe's beard is bigger than ever and sparks a full, rich and ridiculous tangent of its very own. Meanwhile, Ben has hurt his arm and has seen some odd things. Plus squirrels, of course. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Mar 26, 2015•1 hr 6 min
TAP Series 11 Episode 01: Shelves & Strangers
Joe's beard and hair may lead him to lose almost all bodily faculties. Also, Ben used to sleep on a shelf, apparently. Welcome to the new series! Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Feb 27, 2015•1 hr 1 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 20: Fault & Pepper
The final show of Series 10 has come around, but don’t panic! We’re not going anywhere. We’re rolling right into the new series, with lots of exciting stuff coming your way! Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Feb 07, 2015•1 hr
TAP Series 10 Episode 19: Pooh & Pronunciation
The Peach returns for the very first show of 2015! We cover such key topics as swan racism, people being offended by nothing and how to pronounce the word “lettuce”. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Jan 24, 2015•55 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 18: Jingle & Kringle
Christmas has rolled around once again, and Joe and Ben are here to bring you our Christmas special – a gift-wrapped bundle of seasonal stuff and nonsense. Merry Christmas to you and yours! Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Dec 24, 2014•1 hr
TAP Series 10 Episode 17: Terms & Titmice
Ben and Joe express their utter disgust at some unbelievable examples of 'management speak', and wonder what's so good about something being 'acorn fed'. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Dec 20, 2014•1 hr 4 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 16: Chills & Children
Ben and Joe talk about kids, Frozen, and, on a lighter note, go off on a tangent about the Earth's impending doom at the hands of technology. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Dec 07, 2014•1 hr 6 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 15: Bonfires & Barbells
In which Joe calls Ben out on his gym behaviour, we talk about thieves (both human and otherwise), and sparks fly at a firework display (not apologising for that one). Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Nov 30, 2014•58 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 14: Effects & Eardrums
The boys discuss the controversial change to the Coca-Cola Christmas advert, struggle to understand people think 'Trick or Treating' is fine to do, and Ben berates Joe for letting his social media profile slip. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Nov 15, 2014•1 hr 5 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 13: Flavour & Favour
The events of the week have gotten Ben all riled up, we talk about an unbelievable airport confiscation story, and Joe tries to change Ben's opinions on food. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Nov 01, 2014•58 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 12: Tales & Fails
Shame, shame and more shame! This episode is pretty much non-stop stories from start to finish. If you enjoy laughing at our misfortune, you are going to LOVE this one! Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Oct 19, 2014•59 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 11: Swimming & Gymming
This show is packed with rants, stories and embarrassment. Ben vents his rage about idiots at the gym and people who don't know how to be civilised, and Joe shares an unbelievably awkward Map of Shame. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Oct 09, 2014•1 hr 1 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 10: Watches & WhyPhones
This show opens with a tirade against heaters. Sure. Also, Ben's sick and tired of his phone and wants an iPhone 6, and Successful Living Joe rants on how pointless the Apple Watch is. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Oct 04, 2014•55 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 09: Bangers & Bombers
In a return to our 1-hour podcast format, this show is brimming with classic TAP moments. Ben rants about people taking photos and other people who think they rule the world. Meanwhile, Joe is fresh back from a festival even though he hates being around people. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Sep 17, 2014•58 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 08: Guns & Gums
Fights, flexing and cats on the toilet. Oh, and a brilliant joke involving cheese. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Aug 14, 2014•34 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 07: Arguments & Adrenaline
The guys discuss why the show is like watching people careening towards a precipice, and Joe shares a story of a well-to-do gentleman who started a drunken argument in a pub. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Aug 03, 2014•35 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 06: CatDogs & Bullseyes
Ben's back from holiday in Thailand and the show is off and running once again. The boys talk about strange people on old TV shows, something called 'Ghostriding the Whip' and discuss whether a cat can be conjoined with a dog. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Jul 19, 2014•30 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 05: Scenes & Selfies
It's a well established fact that Ben could pretty much be a professional actor if he wanted to, and he proves it in this show. Plus, we hear about a stupid kid who was attacked by a squirrel while taking selfies. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Jun 11, 2014•36 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 04: Hogs & Huawei
Ben’s mockery of Joe’s ‘alternative’ phone descends into a surreal flight of imagination, there’s the first “Cret A Manger” of the new series, and the guys get a weird email. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
Jun 07, 2014•45 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 03: Begging & Bus Shelters
The guys discuss the various techniques people use to get money out of you on the street, and Ben proves once again to be a master of regional accents. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
May 30, 2014•29 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 02: Grills & Godzilla
Ben has been to the movies and gives his (spoiler-free) Godzilla review. Meanwhile, Joe shares an awkward story and comes under fire for allegedly avoiding Ben's invite to a BBQ. Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
May 22, 2014•30 min
TAP Series 10 Episode 01: Kid Fights & Blue Movies
Since 2007, we've been entertaining people all over the world with our shows via podcast. This series, we're bringing our show to YouTube, with all the fun your grandmother loves! Get 360+ more episodes of The Absolute Peach when you become our Patron: patreon.com/theabsolutepeach
May 19, 2014•32 min
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