Episode 119 - Pure
Horror filmmaker Chris Magennis joins me to talk about the scariest idea of all: evangelical purity culture. *shiver* *vomit*
Each week, the magic button picks one completely random movie from EVERYTHING that’s streaming for us to watch, discuss, and probably make fun of.
Horror filmmaker Chris Magennis joins me to talk about the scariest idea of all: evangelical purity culture. *shiver* *vomit*
Kristi B. (That Horror Witch) is back for this above-average entry in the hopefully defunct “hoodie-horror” sub-genre. School is out…forever.
Lisa G. and Angela T. are well-equipped to help me sucker punch this very confused, barrel-bottom “action” movie.
Dylan B. is back to dissect this collection of semi-related scenes. Head smashes, very accessible villain lairs, and for god’s sake will someone let this man finish a meal in peace?!
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen married a monster in this Lifetime movie. I didn’t, so Kerry gets to guest and lay some Navy facts on us.
Chris and I tackle the merc with a mouth and nice Canadian boys. Medium effort!
The Aunes, Lindsay and Nick, are back for a slice of early aughts cheese. The hero is really the villain, the villain belongs in a different movie, and Meatloaf would do anything for love, but he won’t solve crimes.
Sebastian M. is back to talk this horror-comedy starring a top-notch cast of Brits. Plus: a visit from final girl favorite, Lisa Wilcox.
Horror-rap artist Poltergeist OD and his ride-or-die Alix help me appreciate this baseball-themed slasher. Words are mispronounced, ‘shrooms get their due, and a new album gets its title.
The all-star team of Seb, Chris, and Shannan are back to go head-to-head-to-head in a test of knowledge about spooky flicks. Plus: we all delve back into childhood to discuss our horror fan origin stories.
Help! Sebastian, Chris and Shannan are trapped with me in a Zoom room discussing this undercooked Twilight Zone attempt!
Bree and Kerry take a trip with me back to 1996, for a Disney Channel movie that would NEVER be allowed on Disney Channel today. Let’s get gross!
Emily and Kerry are back in the saddle with me for some old-timey nonsense.
Chris L. is back, joining me in bewilderment at a very odd film full of very odd decisions.
Christine Horror returns to help me dissect this “starring” vehicle for Cradle Of Filth’s singer. Good gore FX, bad everything else.
A guy fights snakes with kung-fu. What else do you want?
You probably think that you don’t need a Polish 80’s-set horror musical version of The Little Mermaid in your life. Allow The Drumms (Mary Jean and Joe) and I to show you how wrong you are.
Same old story: boy meets girl, boy and girl get shrunk down into a model train set, boy slowly turns to plastic. Ya know…that old chestnut. I test the limits of Kerry’s affection for me with this one.
Rainy W. and I are way late to the party on this horror rom-com, but better late than never.
Kerry and I tried to give this Gremlins rip-off our full attention, we really did. But when literally anything else in the room is more entertaining than what’s on screen, that’s difficult.
Chris and I show our near-complete lack of sports knowledge while March Madnessing the 100 movies covered on the show so far. Join us for some surprises along the way and pretty inevitable conclusion.
Another 50 movies under our belt, and Chris & I have to separate the bad from the really bad and the good from the masterpieces.
Chris L. and Fright Mic’s Sam & Liz join me to celebrate 100 episodes of this nonsense. I indulge myself by picking my own movie for the first time ever and the love just flows.
Maria S. returns to ring in summer with Spring, a beautiful film about beautiful people, even if one is a hideous monster.
Pew, pew, Pugh! Christine Horror (host of the Christine Horror podcast) and I sip from the cup of mid Netflix originals.
Chris and I wrap ourselves in the warm blanket of dumb fun. Looney Tunes nitro glycerin, the greenest of screens, and a rant about film critics sure to win me no friends.
Ben Heimark and I wring the fun out of this deeply stupid creature feature, because sometimes a pack of hottie cardboard cutouts getting picked off by bad CGI tentacles is all you can ask for.
Florence, the world’s cutest baby joins me to talk about fellow babies in dire peril, invisible janitors, and dodgy special effects.
Ah, Chuck Norris…why did anyone ever like you? Guests Lindsay and Nick don’t know either. But stuff blows up! SO much stuff!
If you can get past the ridiculous setup, this movie has a cool premise. Guests Silas D. and Megan D. may not agree. But what would their versions from another dimension think?