Episode 36 - Keep The Change
A lovely little movie about autistic love and I’m joined by the lovely voices of Emily and Brevin. Lovely! Listen to autistic voices, damn you!
Each week, the magic button picks one completely random movie from EVERYTHING that’s streaming for us to watch, discuss, and probably make fun of.
A lovely little movie about autistic love and I’m joined by the lovely voices of Emily and Brevin. Lovely! Listen to autistic voices, damn you!
Relive your childhood with Aaron and I while we discuss bad accents, cool puppets, and inter-species romance! PLUS: my interview with Hans Gilsdorf, a man who made those turtles look so good.
We’re earning that “Explicit” icon this episode as CJ Pen from A Smutting Disaster Pod joins me to talk horny ghosts, cringey creeps, and the not-so-glory days of mid-90s soft core porn.
Randomness goes my way for once as Lisa G. and I gush over an absolute banger with an impeccable comedic cast: Clue, the only acceptable board-game based movie!
Rainy and I trudge through this body-horror film disguised as a fanciful tale for tween girls. Why does this town have no cars? Or care about beach murders?!
Katie Jayne returns to discuss this dull and drab family flick. Talking dogs, deadbeat moms & moms who aren’t deadbeat enough.
The horror streak continues with this camp(ing) horror-comedy that forgot that comedy. Ben and I discuss how to be bad at crimes, how to be bad at chainsaws, and whether to boobs or not to boobs.
Nations collide as Andrew and I discuss a ‘72 zombie cult classic from the director of...A Christmas Story? Theater kids are the worst!
Sometimes the good in a movie balances out the bad, and that’s where Sebastian Moreno and I find ourselves while discussing this low-budget horror surprise.
Chris and I dive into a very odd movie that asks “What if we made The Omen but the devil was from outer space?”
Another lame Christian movie, as Brenna joins me to talk ho-hum music, white privilege, and shitty dads.
Celebrating 25 episodes, Kerry and I do our first full length feature commentary. It’s Christmas on Valentine’s Day with a true classic. Do watch along.
It’s our first animated movie, as Chris and I discuss a not-really-for-kids french emo fairy tale, a cool announcement about next week’s show, and a sidetrack about The Crow.
I’m joined by Kerry and Maria to discuss a film that is a masterclass in how NOT to balance tone. Is this a movie about rape & suicide or a movie about dognapping while disguised as bushes? Disgustingly, its both!
A special crossover episode with the fellas from another podcast of the same name! Dutch angles! Roving teenage maruaders! The worst final line in the history of movies!
The return of Crystal Bernard! The return of Piper VanSteenwyk! The return of The Driller Killer...? Sorta...
Well, we did it...we found the WORST movie. Ever wish you and all your white friends could say the n-word every 2 minutes, but you can’t, so you write a “comedy” movie so that you can get away with it “ironically”? That’s this movie.
Kerry & I are joined by our only outdoor kid, Kaeo, to talk about a Disney Channel Original about baseball, Home EC, early 2000’s gender studies, and shitty dads.
Oof...Kerry and I discuss this incel reddit forum turned into a movie and deeply apologize if you watched along.
What’s better than making fun of a bad movie? Why, making fun of said movie WITH the writer/director of that movie. Brooks Benjamin joins Chris and I for a walk down memory lane, incompetent killers, and cool old phones.
Closing out this garbage year in style, I am joined by Disaster Girls co-host and all-around lovely human being Amanda Smith to discuss giant cave bears, teeny tiny bears, & wonky teleportation.
What?! A good movie?! What a breath of fresh air! Chris and I urge you to watch this secret horror gem before we spoil the hell out of it!
Kerry and I discuss this incredibly silly 70’s sex farce and get real tired of looking at breasts. Inexpilcable cameos! Batshit performance! Double entendres that put James Bond to shame!
If you love the Book of Job, but wish it were more romantic, boy, do Maria (@bluesy6454) and I have a movie for you! Joey Lawrence! Angel magic, but not really!
I’m joined by @mvbrat91, a real cool cat, to discuss a slightly watchable sci-fi/horror flick from 90’s VHS juggernaut Full Moon! Jackass Flats is a real place! James Hong appreciation! Misleading movie posters!
I fulfill a dream by having my twin sons on to talk about a trash 80’s exploitation sequel to a movie that doesn’t exist! A staple of this podcast returns: the anti-twist! Who’s the bigger psycho: the vigilante killer or Kitty?
The lovely and talented @pipergetinmyvan and I dissect the rarest of beasts: a not-terrible Christian movie. Dyslexia, the homeless, and arson: this one’s got it all.
There should be only one! Chris and I discuss the straw that broke an already dubious franchises’ back. Freddie Mercury spins in his grave! What happens if you eat an immortal? How does any of this work?
A movie so bad, I needed TWO guests to do it justice. Dubious safecracking! Emo kids are SO scary! How to let your kidnap victim escape in two minutes or less!
Ryan Murphy and I made the longest episode yet, for a movie that maybe deserves that time and attention. It’s Brosnan! It’s *shudder* Christmas Jones! A real dumb gadget and a ton of real gross double entendres!