Off the Bat

Jeff is back from his trip out of the country (North Dakota), and Brian was walrusing around in the pool. Also: Bums; the return; the fun stuff is at Brian’s house; a “rapper” turned his fingers into a bag of Takis; two old white guys can’t comprehend a rapping podcast; NBC has a rundown of fireworks related mishaps; a question about the moon landing; Funnel Cake; unbelievably, someone was lighting illegal fireworks in Brooklyn; Jane is a good sport; a 70-year-old man brought it upon himself; a man in a Scooby-Doo suit robs a gas station; who was bankrolling the Mystery Machine?; and finally, “One Night in Bangkok.”