A Moderate Probe

Jeff and Brian were shirtless together. Also this week: The Sydney Sweeney thing is the dumbest story of the year | Hitlery | Kamala Harris narrated a book | Sweeney looks like a space alien | the celebrity death round-up (Chuck Mangione, Ryne Sandberg, Tom Lehrer, and Hulk Hogan) | jabronis and jamokes | The Iron Sheik | authorities warn against “teens” doing the Door Kick Challenge | a radioactive wasp nest was found in South Carolina | and finally, sometimes, a moderate probe is best.