This week Kamala Harris goes on the Call Her Daddy podcast, Tim Walz goes on WeRateDogs, Logan Paul has beef with a Minecraft kid, indicted Mayor Eric Adams proves ACAB, and we spill the tea about the Queen of Afternoon Tea TikTok drama. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: touchy smoke alarms, a Wikipedia page about the Wikipedia page on Wikipedia, flexing our American public-school educations, cozy baking season, and Dimension 20's long-awaited sequel! Follow us on Twitter: ...
Oct 08, 2024•49 min•Season 3Ep. 74
This week we're back from Tokyo and jumping headfirst into sad girl autumn! So much has happened: Moo Deng the hippo goes viral, someone tries to pew-pew Trump (again), we reflect on lessons learned on the first anniversary since the Titan submersible implosion, Katy Perry's new album tanks, The Bear causes Emmy controversy, MrBeast and Logan Paul partner together and it's exactly as awful as you would imagine, and a right-wing conspiracy theory wreaks havoc on the internet. Let's get into it!! ...
Sep 25, 2024•52 min•Season 3Ep. 73
This week Chappell Roan rebukes parasocial relationships, Twitter gets banned in Brazil, Trump disrespects the Troops, and a would-be burgular gets distracted by Greek mythology. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Tokyo!!!!, Tori's anime protagonist fantasies, lovingly written podcast episode descriptions, you should be bad, and very niche TikTok fan edits. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com...
Sep 03, 2024•43 min•Season 3Ep. 72
This week we catch up on Olympic memes, the "very demure, very mindful" TikTok trend sweeping the internet, Trump's AI Taylor Swift endorsement and interview with streamer Aiden Ross that may have violated a couple FEC regulations, the Blake Lively drama, and MORE! Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: ballz to the Walz, purrcasting, Katy Perry fell off!!!, Sailor Moon bullying, DND genderflipping, and Fields of Mistria. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminall...
Aug 20, 2024•53 min•Season 3Ep. 71
This week we're getting political! First: it's SO JOEVER! Biden drops out of the race! Kamala is having a brat summer! JD Vance does WHAT with couches?!! (Allegedly!) Also, a TikTok leftist faces backlash for his hot take! Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Pet names, maybe don't, gentle parent yourself, the Q anon of the left, not driving is praxis, and ConnorDawgVA raises money for the IDF (the good one). Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorv...
Jul 30, 2024•48 min•Season 3Ep. 70
This week Donald Trump survives an assassination attempt (for better or worse!), a bunch of celebrities died, JustPearlyThings gets read to filth in a Twitter beef, and this heat wave has us full of existential dread. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, Tori the conspiracy theorist, a wholesome Shelley Duvall story, r/bushwick meme wars, and TikTok hopecore. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecor...
Jul 16, 2024•52 min•Season 3Ep. 69
This week America as a whole loses the Presidential Debate, Justin Timberlake gets arrested for a DWI, we memorialize an iconic stingray, and Dr. Disrespect's Twitch ban is explained. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: the straightest holiday, Mick Jagger the journalist, I hate it thank you, murder muffins, and Monet's Slumber Party. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com...
Jul 02, 2024•48 min•Season 3Ep. 68
This week Hannah and Tori put on their Internet Lawyer Hats! First up, stan Twitter spotlights exposed corruption in the trial of rapper Young Thug. Next on the docket is the U.S. Department of Justice suing Adobe for scummy billing practices. We're holding everyone in contempt! Other topics of discussion include: keep your secrets, this is a Christian Minecraft server, you guys have dads??, wild animal fun facts, and Darren Criss's criminal baby naming practices. Follow us on Twitter: @term_onl...
Jun 20, 2024•58 min•Season 3Ep. 67
This week Hades 2 causes widespread bisexual panic, a love triangle has TikTok in a chokehold, two old school YouTubers may be in their friends-to-enemies arc, the internet debates the idea of being "culturally queer," and New Yorkers hate Trump. Happy Pride everybody! Other topics of discussion include: co-independence, queer passing haircuts, f*ck buckets, the coastal elite, corporate Pride memes, and the female gaze. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmai...
Jun 05, 2024•53 min•Season 3Ep. 66
This week TikToker Haley Baylee becomes the unwitting catalyst for a digital guillotine, singer-songwriter Ethel Cain's Instagram stories get her likely added to several government watchlists, some gamer bros decry a video game character's outfit change and other gamer bros decry a different video game for acknowledging women/non-white people. Extremely normal stuff, folks!! Other topics of discussion include: Special guest Pico de Gato, Livejournal nostalgia, anime t*tties, bear every time, tho...
May 21, 2024•53 min•Season 3Ep. 65
This week the Hannahs in their Sunday best discuss Taylor Swift's latest album, The Tortured Poets Department, a fortnight after its release! (See what we did there?) Special guest and Swiftology correspondent Other Hannah joins the pod to break it down - aspiring actor Joe Alwyn! British dirtbag Matty Healy! America's Himbo Travis Kelce! And...Kim Kardashian? Olivia Rodrigo??? Also: Why is Taylor singing so much about Florida? What happened there?? All this and more in the episode!...
May 07, 2024•1 hr 55 min•Season 3Ep. 64
This week the Watcher YouTube channel implodes, a TikToker gets an A24 movie deal (...or does she??), an AI scandal hits a Baltimore school, and the internet debates man vs. bear. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: generational monikers, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, we are the gays, squish me daddy, Taylor Swift's new meme, and Hasan Piker feeding the gamer frogs. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com...
Apr 30, 2024•54 min•Season 3Ep. 63
This week we introduce the (AI-generated) song of the summer, catch up on the New York earthquake and eclipse memes, mourn the absence of a legend at this year's Coachella, and add a hefty helping of OJ to the Rest in Piss bucket. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Shakespeare could never, don't worry about it, woo woo, gory cartoon video games, and fun with Titanic. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com...
Apr 15, 2024•50 min•Season 3Ep. 62
This week Joe Lieberman kicks the bucket, the TikTok girlies of NYC are on high alert with serial punchers on the loose, J-Lo's bodega order goes viral, streamers struggle to name 100 women, and a TikToker gets outed for faking her Mennonite-ism. Plus, we provide updates on Kate Middleton and Ruby Franke. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: how do??, beautiful and natural, herstory, Stardew Valley updates, a wholesome TikTok story, and Unpaid Intern. Follow us on Twitter: @te...
Apr 02, 2024•49 min•Season 3Ep. 61
This week we're diving further into the Kate Middleton conspiracy theories, TikTok might actually get banned in the U.S., Adin Ross commits a Top 10 Anime Betrayal against Andrew Tate, and a serious streamed Israel/Palestine debate gets unserious. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: fun purchases of the week, join our (nonexistent) Patreon, an affront to God, the Dune popcorn bucket, and Hallmark movie pitches. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinec...
Mar 19, 2024•42 min•Season 3Ep. 60
This week TikTok has a wholesome moment, Smell-O-Vision comes to life (kinda) thanks to AI, conspiracies abound about the status of Kate Middleton, and a Willy Wonka pop-up goes viral for all the wrong reasons. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Space enbys, sharing memes as a love language, Hannah's Amal Clooney run-in, r/travel, and Tumblr throwbacks. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com Check out @fitz.mp4 on TikTok...
Mar 07, 2024•47 min•Season 3Ep. 59
This week a husband trashes his wife's novel on Goodreads, a woman airs out the wild stories of her pathological liar ex on TikTok, and an estranged dad finds a not-so-surprising ally in Elon Musk after his daughter goes viral for roasting him. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: low key vibes, Ethel Merman's podcast, the Deadbeat Dad Club, and revisiting old video games. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com...
Feb 27, 2024•51 min•Season 3Ep. 58
This week a woman gets cyber-scammed out of $50k, a popular streamer leaks his own gooning material, Wil Wheaton has a lot of feelings about Larry David attacking Elmo on The Today Show, and Taylor Swift's attorneys make baseless legal threats against the college kid tracking her climate crimes. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Margaritaville, just a little guy, I'm on Duck Tales, Larry, Chloe Sevigny's New Yorker judgments, and a memer's true legacy. Follow us on Twitter: ...
Feb 19, 2024•52 min•Season 3Ep. 57
This week the Grammys gets internet backlash, the dystopian future is here with Apple Vision's debut, TikTok gets riled up over a ceramic mug and gay bar drama discourse! In the words of Billy Eichner, let's go lesbians!!!!!!!!! Other topics of discussion include: terminally cat ladies, BE NORMAL, blackouts, Will Neff, and jellyfish facts. Y'know, just girly things!
Feb 08, 2024•55 min•Season 3Ep. 56
This week Taylor Swift takes on Twitter deep fakes, the Oscars snub Barbie (or do they??), and Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj are beefing (with bonus jump-scare-in-human-form Ben Shapiro). Let’s get into it and hope we don't get doxxed by the Barbz! Other topics of discussion include: 90s kids, genderly cupping your face, British sword fighting, horse girls never die, and Aussie slang amongst Gen Alpha.
Jan 30, 2024•47 min•Season 3Ep. 55
This week we're talking botched plastic surgery stories, the World Cruise drama on TikTok, and OG YouTuber MatPat's retirement. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: powerful cats, Sonic and South Park fandom beef, Post-Traumatic Fandom Stress Disorder, and the American Miyazaki.
Jan 24, 2024•48 min•Season 3Ep. 54
This week the Ace family is dunzo, Hasidic Jews get caught building tunnels under a Brooklyn synagogue, and we've got an update on the TikTok Tunnel Lady! As a bonus, hold onto your David Yurman pearls, because special guest cohost Liz returns to discuss SMU Rush Tok! Other topics of discussion include: silent investors, fancy b*tches, bad drivers, bad CEOs, entrapping patriots, and an early contender for Worst Tweets of 2024!
Jan 18, 2024•51 min•Season 3Ep. 53
This week Jo Koy bombs at the Golden Globes, the Epstein list gets revealed, Gypsy Rose Blanchard is a free woman, Stanley cup drama hits a new level, the BBC bullies a kid who beat Tetris, and the tweens are overtaking Sephora. Hide your Drunk Elephant glow drops!! Other topics of discussion include: New Year's resolutions, lots of documentary recommendations, niche TikTok memes, and the bravest girl on planet earth. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail....
Jan 11, 2024•48 min•Season 3Ep. 52
This week George Santos puts the con in content, Matt Rife is beefing with a 6-year-old, there's new Twitch meta to discuss, and we do a retrospective on the Worst Tweets Of 2023. Let's end the year with a bang! Other topics of discussion include: the vibes are f*cked, morally dubious Cameos, visible rings, giving serial killers their flowers (literally), and a TikTok haul trend that is actually...wholesome??? Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com...
Dec 14, 2023•43 min•Season 2Ep. 51
We're celebrating our 50th episode by talking about "comedian" Matt Rife's Netflix special backlash, Henry Kissinger getting struck down in the prime of life, and gay crime icon George Santos reaching the peak of his villain arc. Other topics of discussion include: The two genders, chaotic Friendsgiving, meeting Fran Lebowitz, binging The Bear, rest in Pissinger, the moon, and -ussy etymology. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email Us: terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com...
Dec 07, 2023•44 min•Season 2Ep. 48
This week Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce step up the PDA, celebrities continue being messy about geopolitical affairs, a TikToker mines a tunnel under her suburban home, Caroline Calloway is at it again, Lauren the Mortician needs to stop, NFT bros get blinded (and not by greed, for once!), and Omegle gets shut down. So much to talk about! Other topics of discussion include: DIY podcasting, Connor is my cat, Sarah MacLachlan karaoke, a sea of dicks, New York TikTok, and The Flavor.
Nov 16, 2023•46 min•Season 2Ep. 49
This week we're talking foodie drama: Scooped bagel discourse makes the rounds and TikTok food critic Keith Lee causes waves in Atlanta's restaurant scene. Plus, we share our favorite cooking content creators, past and present (RIP OG Bon Appetit Test Kitchen). Other topics of discussion include: Election Day, pre-gaming Christmas, bird news, the watermelon game, mafia pizza, and Stu Pickles is so real for that. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_pod Email us at terminallyonlinecorvid@gmail.com...
Nov 09, 2023•50 min•Season 2Ep. 48
This week the internet mourns Matthew Perry, the Gaylors are in shambles, and as the last throes of Halloween give way to proper sweater weather, Tori shares a bunch of scary stories from r/nosleep as one last hurrah. Other topics of discussion include: Cozy season, Meow Mix auditions, the woods are none of my business, The Great British Baking Show returns, and horror movie Wikipedia rabbit holes.
Nov 02, 2023•54 min•Season 2Ep. 47
In honor of the spooky season, we bring you the ANNE RICE LORE EXTRAVAGANZA! Hannah relays Anne Rice's greatest fandom hits, including: Anne Rice versus fanfic writers! Anne Rice versus Amazon reviewers! And who could forget, Anne Rice versus random small craft blogger! Don't like this episode? Clearly you are interrogating the text from the wrong perspective. Other topics of discussion include: voice memos from the bayou, the silly goose police, no bummer zones, FranCon, and soapy rice....
Oct 26, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 46
This week the FEMA alert turned us into zombies, Ben Shapiro and Andrew Tate have Twitter beef, celebrities fumble the response to the Israel-Hamas attacks, Hailey Bieber reclaims Halloween in the name of Jesus, men on Twitter jump at the chance to hate on women, and to get the taste of misogyny out of your mouth, we go over some examples of boy math. Buckle in, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride! Other topics of discussion include: Travis Kelce and Aaron Rodgers in the trenches of the vaccine wars, Han...
Oct 11, 2023•50 min•Season 2Ep. 45
