Merry almost-Trashmas, y'all! The bois come screaming into December with ALL manner of new hawt takes! Jon introduces a new booze-tending segment and insists that even though we're all contractually obligated to say the new Beatles doc is amazing, it might actually just, you know, be good too! Drew investigates the authenticity of our Instagram followers and Jon is on track for real billionaire status, thanks to a mysterious benefactor who is totally real and NOT a spamb. Bobby Las Vegas returns...
Dec 06, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 30
The lads are separated by a few hundred miles but thanks to the miracle of modern technology, there’s still a heaping helping of Trash coming at you this week! Jon continues to abuse the awesome power of his new hat, while Drew narrowly escaped Michigan only to be trapped in Hotlanta. Prepare for some ruckus and redemption, y’all! This is a HAWT one!!!
Nov 29, 2021•48 min•Ep. 29
Yer boiz are back and better than ever after the entire podcast went on holiday for a whole month! Drew’s hooptie finally kicked and Jon took out another mortgage to buy himself a kickass Stetson from a local haberdashery in Nashville! After being away from so long, we figured y’all deserved EVEN more trash, so this episode is an extra biggin! Underwhelming drag queens! Extreme edibles and overpriced martinis! As much ZONKing as you can handle! Train facts AND Jon’s unique and entirely timely re...
Nov 22, 2021•1 hr 28 min
Comedy equals Tragedy + Time, but the boys forget the time part and talk about Alec Baldwin’s tragic experience on the set of his latest film. The boys continue to ignore Indy 5, hoping it will just go away. Scoobert Dubious breaks in to investigate Bobby Las Vegas and hopefully get paid, assuming he survives! Drew accuses Jon of “vintage supremacy” and proceeds to point out that literally no one likes Joe Bonamassa. We finally break down and play guitar on the podcast, so you’re welcome! Jon po...
Oct 25, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 27
Still more Sunday spOOOkynesss slinks your way with this week’s episode! The boiz swap news stories while Jon doubles down on his commitment to Old Fashioneds AND the patriarchy. Drew meanwhile continues to be flabbergasted that anyone besides his mom actually listens to the podcast! Advertising algorithms are convinced Jon repairs sex dolls in his spare time, whereas Drew is obsessed with harassing George Lucas on Twitter in anticipation of our annual viewing of the Star Wars Holiday Special! I...
Oct 18, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 26
Happy Halloween month, y’all! Strap in and brave the Sunday Scaries with us!The boiz are joined by self-described bro and artist extraordinaire, Brady Trax, who brings some much-needed class and sophistication to the Trash House. A discussion of Adam Sandler’s oeuvre ensues, and Drew had no idea Matthew Broderick is (allegedly) an Irish murderer! The Mirror is still a problematic news source, and Indy 5 is still a go! The boys also workshop their Queen cover band idea, No-hemian Rhapsody, and Jo...
Oct 11, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Jon convinces Drew to invest in his new venture to develop a multi-purpose sex toy that is tactical AND practical! Stories of harrowing experiences with cross-bow wielding Uzbek arms dealers ensue, but don't end how you might expect. Also, Flo Rida and lasers! Bobby Las Vegas returns, but may not be long for this world unless he can figure out how to pay Greasy Sal, so stay tuned! After one too many Johnson Sh*tty stories, Jon manages to offend multiple mafias, which may or may not spell certain...
Sep 27, 2021•1 hr 2 min
This week's episode is dedicated to the memory of comedy legend Norm MacDonald, who sadly passed away this week after a long and private battle with the C word. Jon begins to suspect his special power is "liking" people to death, so most of us are safe, but Drew might be in trouble...After discussing the hilarity of '90s-era prison movie jokes, the boiz examine Clint Eastwood's masculine-racist oeuvre (AGAIN) and pitch a movie about a crying cowboy. A consideration of Russian knock-off microphon...
Sep 19, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Special guest and hot dog connoisseur Bryce joins the boiz to discuss Jim Bakker's patented Silver Solution to COVID-19, as well as the finer points of proper cow and wharf rat consumption. Jon argues the merits of addressing our respective (and non-existent) boo-thangs as "toddler" while Drew gets to the bottom of this whole “baby” situation and accidentally creates a new history segment! Amidst concocting an elaborate and hare-brained retirement scheme involving a cigarette boat and extremely ...
Sep 14, 2021•1 hr 7 min
We've finally decided to relocate the podcast to the questionable and besotted, booze-addled environs of Australia, so you're welcome, America! Meanwhile, sea snakes hang dong, Jim Bakker is an a$$hole and disapproves of both masks AND common decency, but the Boiz are more concerned with discussing the finer points of appropriate beach vs. podcast attire. Drew regales us with his days as a glorified bail bondsman for the Morehead City Jail and apparently most beaches HATE Jon with a deep and abi...
Aug 30, 2021•1 hr 7 min
Jon's mother finally listens to the podcast, but blasphemy ensures she cancels immediately! Drew admits his love for Anderson Cooper and Werner Herzog disapproves of his Zaxby's experience while Jon unwillingly befriends local Uber driver and flesh-peddling impresario, Tubby Attbest!Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much mo...
Aug 22, 2021•58 min
The boys talk about Burt Reynold's vanity project, and which First Lady is the milfiest?Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpodYou can also follow all our social media shenanigans!Instagram.com/tequilatrashpodTwitter.com/tequilatrashpodTikTok & Twitch: COMING SOON!!!
Aug 15, 2021•1 hr 10 min
Jon accidentally orders a racists cocktail, whilst Drew says something forgettable about Sex and the City!Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpodYou can also follow all our social media shenanigans!Instagram.com/tequilatrashpodTwitter.com/tequilatrashpodTikTok & Twitch: ...
Aug 08, 2021•1 hr 2 min
The boys sing a sea shanty and Jon tripped Ray Charles as a child!Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpodYou can also follow all our social media shenanigans!Instagram.com/tequilatrashpodTwitter.com/tequilatrashpodTikTok & Twitch: COMING SOON!!!
Aug 01, 2021•1 hr 2 min
The boys question which album syncs best with The Room and Jon is framed as Forrest Gump!Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpodYou can also follow all our social media shenanigans!Instagram.com/tequilatrashpodTwitter.com/tequilatrashpodTikTok & Twitch: COMING SOON!!!
Jul 25, 2021•1 hr
The Israelis are mad at Jon and the boys date ghouls!Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpodYou can also follow all our social media shenanigans!Instagram.com/tequilatrashpodTwitter.com/tequilatrashpodTikTok & Twitch: COMING SOON!!!
Jul 18, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Florida, Outback Steakhouse and why are Elvis people so strange?Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpodYou can also follow all our social media shenanigans!Instagram.com/tequilatrashpodTwitter.com/tequilatrashpodTikTok & Twitch: COMING SOON!!!
Jun 13, 2021•1 hr 10 min
Jon grows up in the old west; Drew doesn't believe it.Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpodYou can also follow all our social media shenanigans!Instagram.com/tequilatrashpodTwitter.com/tequilatrashpodTikTok & Twitch: COMING SOON!!!
May 23, 2021•1 hr
Drew tells us about his visit to an anticlimactic orgy on Kink Mountain.**We noticed some audio issues with the latest episode y'all. Uploading again. Hopefully they've been corrected. Don't hate us, please**Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpodYou can also follow all our ...
May 19, 2021•1 hr
The bois are joined by front man of Basilica, Reilly Appert!Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpodYou can also follow all our social media shenanigans!Instagram.com/tequilatrashpodTwitter.com/tequilatrashpodTikTok & Twitch: COMING SOON!!!
May 09, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Tiny Tim stories, metal cows, and Jon is given the One Chip Challenge.Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpodYou can also follow all our social media shenanigans!Instagram.com/tequilatrashpodTwitter.com/tequilatrashpodTikTok & Twitch: COMING SOON!!!
May 02, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Jon eats the world's hottest hot sauce. Drew points and laughs.Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpodYou can also follow all our social media shenanigans!Instagram.com/tequilatrashpodTwitter.com/tequilatrashpodTikTok & Twitch: COMING SOON!!!
Apr 11, 2021•54 min
Cheap wine, rock'n'roll and endless trash!Join our growing legion of Patreon subscribers and get access to even more content! Early access to weekly episodes, hilarious commentary tracks, special topic episodes not available to the hoi polloi, and SO much more! Sign up today at Patreon.com/tequilatrashpodYou can also follow all our social media shenanigans!Instagram.com/tequilatrashpodTwitter.com/tequilatrashpodTikTok & Twitch: COMING SOON!!!
Apr 05, 2021•54 min
