FILLER: Return of the Hoe Ninja

Hey guys, this is James again, aka Kaotic. So this isn't technically part 3 of Call Me the Ho Ninja, but this is episode 29 of ADHD Guys. We called it the return of the Ho Ninja. It was damn near a year before we got Fergie to come back onto the show, because we just went and did so much. But figured this literally is the episode that started Tenacious Geeks. It was a show that I've been wanting to do for a while. ADHD Guys kind of evolved into its own thing. So this is the very beginning.

Technically I can call it part 3 to the trilogy of Call Me the Ho Ninja. But this is literally the origin story of Tenacious Geeks. So I hope you guys enjoy it. We're gonna upload all of these. This three part trilogy is like bonus episodes. If you like it, rate, subscribe, review, send us comments, emails, like us on Facebook, or Twitch, YouTube, whatever. Just keep doing what you guys do. Enjoy the nerd shit. You know we do. So let's get straight into it. ADHD 29, Return of the Ho Ninja.

You are now tuned in to the epicenter of geek news. With your hosts, the slippery online streamer warlord with the skills to back it up, Fergie. And the master of Marvel, the cinema showstopper, Chaotic. This is Tenacious Geeks. Alright it's a new year. It's a new podcast. It's a new everything. It's not new. But welcome to ADHD Guys now. Not ADHD with James and Will. This time we're doing an episode without Will. He's been a little busy and crazy. So I brought Mr. Ho Ninja, Fergie.

Return of the Ho Ninja is here. So it's just the two of us today needed to get some content out. I needed to I need the mics out. Got to do got to do something. It's been bugging me. It's been a little while. We've had Christmas, New Year's just moved into a new house. It's been fucking crazy. It's like I need vocal therapy. So we love you, Will. He'll be back. Absolutely. He'll be back next week. Absolutely. So what's up, Fergie? Oh, chaos, like always. Oh my God. Starting a new regular job.

Picked up a bar bouncing starter, picked up a job, pick up, picked up a bar bouncing, started a job bouncing. Just pick it up. Hold it up. Just hold the bar. Just like Bob. We've you know, that chick from Encanto. Yeah, just fucking like just 90s that bitch lean with it. But I started doing that, started that fucking literally this last Thursday. And then last night I got to as everybody says it, pop the old cherry and had to throw out the up. I had to kick the first student out of the bar.

Totally started with this dude and like four young cats like their early 20s. Like one kid looked like he fucked total daddy's money. I guess started flexing his money towards this other dude who was like, oh, my bank account. Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. You what? Yeah, bro. He was. He they were the group that he came with, they were at like this really fancy like dinner or whatever. I don't know if it was for like student. I essentially.

Yeah. Like the dude that I was trying to get out of the bar was like white button up shirt, stuff like that. He got into that altercation with them. I'm like, all right, guys, split or you can get out of my bar. Like just let's just make this simple. So like what happened? It was like, were they like fighting or no, they were like face to face. They were starting to irritate each other and like just get up, like just split it up.

Let's not let's not have a go any further than what it's already going, because it's already starting to get to that point where it's getting heated. Bitch, you're getting on my nerves. Exactly. So I was like, you guys can either split or get out of my bar. And the young kids were like, OK, like absolutely like, OK, I'm out. And the dude just wanted to keep running his mouth, like just keep talking and talking.

Like after that, he went to literally like the group that my girlfriend and her mom were there with and like talking to them and one of my good buddies. And like, it's like, dude, just stop. Go back to your group. I'm not going to get about it like it's whatever, because it was like their table. It was like their table. And then his table was right on the other side of theirs to like the back door to go to the section. Turn around and just start talking. Yeah, it starts walking back.

Yeah. You know that they were with you. No, huh? Oh, maybe. He's probably just talking. Yeah, guy. And fuck that balancer. Well, and it wasn't about me. It was still about like the scenario that was like that happened. So I was like, all right, bro, just drop it. Go back to your thing. Go back to your group, whatever. And so he's like, just getting pissy with me and arguing with me and then start screaming at me.

And then I'm like, all right, at that point, I'm like, all right, bro, get get out of my bar. It's good. Yeah, just fucking go. And so like who I got a tap go. It's like, cool. Go pay your fucking tab and get the fuck out of my bar. Right. Go away. And so like, yeah. And so like, of course, I'm not at your car. And that's what I told him. I was like, dude, you're not 86. You can come back tomorrow. Just go get out of my bar. Like you're done for tonight. So quick question.

What if he would have left, like chilled out for like an hour and then came back? It's just one of those ones we tell you you're done for the night. Like, and it was almost it was probably like 45 minutes till last call. Oh, so it was one of those. It's like you're done for the night, bro. If you want to go somewhere else, go somewhere else. But you can't stay here, but you don't got to go home. All right. It's just kind of one of those things.

It's like, yeah, once we open tomorrow, then you get back. I've never been 86. It's never been kicked out. And I fought plenty of bar fights. Well, and that's what like most of the time, like most of the who's ever like the one who started it, quote unquote. It's like unless it was like horrible, you're just going to get kicked out and you can come back the next day. You just happen to have that drunk night that night. And, you know, you had to learn your lesson.

I remember that night I tried to fight will. I was hammered to. I did. I'm all puffing out my chest. I'm in his face like, well, I'll probably lose, but I'm a fuck you up. I'm going to do. I'm just going to fight. I'm just I was like, oh, Jeffery, I was drunk and just in a scrappy mood and had just gotten to a fight with another dude in the parking lot already. Oh, God. And came up, pushed my buddy down. I think I told you this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I remember. No, you ain't got it.

Pushed my buddy down and came charging at me. I'm standing out on the curb waiting for my buddy to come pick me up and fucking he just comes up to me and like a Ray Mysterio in my head. I'm fucking whipping around this dude. Don't even know how. But I ended up behind him and I had him in a choke hold that and I just start just dropping slowly. You like, no, you're going to sleep because I'm drunk. I don't know my strength. And I'm just I'm taking dude down and then his buddy.

I think it was I think there was two of them, maybe. Either way, I'm getting choked out. All right. Trying to pull me off of him. And then I stand up and I'm like, all right, cool. Two for one, three for one, whatever. It's like, I don't care. I'm drunk. Well, good fun. And I'm just going to piece up everybody. Nobody's buddy stands up and he goes, hey, hey, hey, hey. He was no, I just didn't want you to kill him. He's like, I'm going to beat his ass for that, too. That's fair.

And I'm just like, bro, we could all get it. And then who wants the smoke? Fuck, I turn around and, you know, I go make sure my buddy's OK and all that. And they like dip out. Oh, shit. Like they weren't running, but they were like walking to the other end. And his buddy's like, don't fuck. Turn around. It's like making him like like a child. He's like, look, he's like, no, quit fucking it. He's like, come on, keep it going. Exactly. He's like, dude's about to whoop your ass again.

It just keeps chugging him along. I'm like, all right, cool. But I already got the heat in me. Right. Yeah, you'd already hit that. So it was it's go time. And it's funny because this is the same bar, a different bar. So same building back in the day before it changed. Yeah. So. Will comes out, he goes, hey, bro, the cops are on their way, you know, just go home. It's like, why? I'm going to tell the cops exactly what happened. They're like, the bars are already going to do that for you.

Like the bounce, everybody's seen it. They're like, you're good. And everybody's telling you to just just go. You're not going to do any help talking to the police. Let's more. No, but like the bouncers, because I knew everybody there when they were there, like I was there every weekend. Right. When they're you at there all the fucking. Play pool every weekend. I was hustling fools there. It was definitely a different that place was a different vibe. I knew for sure.

I knew like everybody there. I went to high school like everybody. And so. I'm puffing up to Will. Fuck the cops. Fuck this. Now, fuck that. Fucked. I was like, bro, I'm so high. And I'm just spitting out some shit. He's like, you need to fuck. Go. He's like, just go. And this is Will, the same Will on our podcast years ago, even when before he got sober, he wasn't even drunk or not. Actually got a cut. Like I could like I could. I remember very clearly like he's not even like tipsy.

Perfectly fine. And I'm just like, I know this ain't going to end well, but fuck you, Will. He just kind of like. About to get my. He's got exactly. It's like fucking. Captain America in the end game. You know, he stands up and he's got, you know, Thanos and all their army. He stands up by himself with half a shield. He goes, I can do this all day. That was me. It was like, I'm going to get my ass whooped, but hey, bro, I'm going to get back up. I'm going to get back.

I can do this all day. And fuck it. He's just like, you don't want to. I'm like, you're right. I don't. I don't. And so I walked over to like the 76. A lot of pack cigarettes, smoking cigarettes, are walking back. I was going to go to my dad's house. Right. Right down the road. Right. You know, I parked my car there. I walked. They all they know. They know I do. Yeah. That's like what? Maybe a mile. Yeah, not even.

That's why I said maybe. Yeah. And fucking well, they know I'll just come back in the morning. Get my car. Right. I trust the bar. They know my car. Right. Yeah. And I start walking back. I'm smoking a cigarette. I see the cops in the parking lot. I just keep on walking down the sidewalk, smoking my cigarette and waving my. How well, like a fucking weirdo. And I just keep walking. Nobody asked any questions. Nobody chased me. Nobody stopped me. Nobody even looked at me.

Oh, yeah. And fucking nothing. Went back to the bar that next day. That next night went in. I was like, hey, bro, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that shit happened. Obviously, it was after closing. Right. Because I was outside waiting for my ride. I'm just like, I'm sorry, guys. They're like, you're good. Like, you're not the first one that had problems with that dude yesterday. I was at the first incident. He was fucking with like everybody. And I'm the first one that just handled it. Just actually.

I was like, he's lucky that my brother didn't get a hold of him. But so, yeah, there's stories at that bar. Yeah. So I'm trying to get dude out. And as I'm getting like, get into the front door, he pays his tab and shit like that. You know, the front door. Yeah, dude, shit, you'd arms crossed just staring at a mean mug in the fuck out of them. I mean, you don't look very mean, though. He learned he learned the hard way. I hit pretty hard, though. Right. I've seen you do MMA back in the day.

And that was the biggest thing. It was like, I wonder if I still got it. Bam. Yep. Still got it. And like, we're getting him out the door and fucking this dude that I met my first night was super, super cool dude, military dude. And then my buddy was fucking helping to pushing these guys out the door and shit. And I get blasted off my feet from somebody that's like twice my size. Like through a table, bro. Like I broke the leg of the table and as I'm getting up, I just see WWE style.

Do I just see a left hand from God put this dude to sleep? I'm like, oh, OK, because I was going to get off and start teeing, bro. I was going to go straight for him. Oh, it's flat. And so we start shoving like the dude with the original whole thing, like getting him out the door and shit. And like I'm standing at the door with like my foot on the door just outside of it. And like, bro, fuck off the property, go home, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Well, he just decides that he wants to grab for my shirt. So I was like, OK, just real quick. Yeah. And that's that's what caused that. Like that was all front to gnarly to. Yeah. And like the only time I hit him was when he tried to grab me. Like it was like, no, get off my property and keep your hands off of me. Felt bad for his buddy. He was asleep for like 20 minutes, bro. He's nasty. That's fucking great.

I just like I get a literally like don't go all the way down because the table stops me as it lands on its side. So I push myself back up and I'm like getting ready to go. And like my hands for my left hand's full cocked, ready to throw. Fucking hey, oh yeah, bro, I'm ready to throw that fucking left hand from hell. He's just like, yeah, like a slow mo rock. Just like three quarter elbow extended and then just finished out. Doggy, he even twirled like in the land. It landed belly down.

At least he landed down and not like trying to walk. Oh, dude, it was just instant. It's just instantaneously like nobody's fucking. Night. Oh, yeah. They give this kid a pillow and then. And then tag his buddy up like five or six times. And like the last time in this one was like kind of got me heated. And I started running my mouth after this one. He was like, I'll fucking find you. I was like, go ahead, motherfucker. Click clack. I was like, bro, Bray. I was like, I go right ahead.

And he will say that he went to reach to put his hands on me again, bro. Boom. And he gets like falls down to the ground. I'm like, come on, bro, get up. I'm still ready to go. Come on. See, that's what's fucked up, though, is you're sober because you can't drink on the job. Well, I mean, maybe if he threw a punch instead of trying to grab me and he's like sloppy over here. But then again, I would be that one that would. Let's keep going. But it's like I can do this all day getting up.

And that's essentially what it was. And I'm over here like, bro, I hit you once and you go down. Give him the props that he got back up. I give him that he could take a fucking hit. Like boy, can fucking take a punch. And that first one actually had grip. All the other ones like I was wearing my fans and it was wet outside. So I couldn't get like a full plant once he pulled me out. Slip it like, oh, yeah, dude.

One of them, he like grabbed me and we turned in like my foot slip from being what I got right back up. He went to grab me again. It was just to be straight to the jaw. Well, no, he was stupid and actually let me fully get back up. Like I went down and he's just standing there and he's just like, I'm like, OK, what is he going to do is I'm getting up and getting up like I was trained to do. It's like he was the idea to get beat up and do.

I never once squared up every time as he grabbed me and it was just thing thing. Maybe he was just having a bad day. Maybe maybe that's what they were doing was like, I'm pretty sure. So and maybe like the side never showed up. And I don't know the second or third hit. I'm pretty sure I almost like elbowed his old lady on a fucking rear back. I could see like a dresser, some shit of a female like coming in. So I know it's just like, well, this might suck. Hey. But you know what?

All ladies need to stay out of that. Yeah. Yeah. My old lady was like trying to like put her hands on me to like grab me back. Like, no, get the fuck off me. This is my job. Yeah. Like even if it's not your job, like I can see excessive force. Right. Like if I'm standing over you and I'm just going right. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Pull me off. Right. Yeah, no, and that's and you're paying me to have self control and just neutralize the situation.

So I'm only going to put your girl being there. That's a liability. Oh, yeah, exactly. Like and then the due to one of the buddies after everything went down, the same original four group of kids, that's the originally dude that I pieced up, got into the altercation with, like says some dumb shit to like the biggest dudes in the group's girlfriend. And now he's getting all fucking froggy. My right hand's fucking bleeding.

Now I'm like, bro, you need to chill the fuck out with all the shit that just fucking happened in the parking lot. Like he's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You said my girlfriend was fucked, stupid. I'm like, bro, I get it. I understand. Did I say you needed to leave? No, I said you needed to calm the fuck down. Just fucking get your girl stupid. Just give him one good piece of the face, call it like. And that's what like and he's like, get the fuck out of the bar. Blah, blah, blah.

I was like, bro, you have no authority to kick anybody out of my bar. He was like, well, this and the other was like, bro, I understand. Did I tell you that you were in the wrong or you had to fucking leave? No, I told you, you don't have the authority to take somebody out of my bar.

Like and if I would have like I had to like punch the dude square in the throat just because he was that much taller than me and I had lost so much power trying to punch up that fucking hard without like jumping and straight. I mean, you could have went straight straight to the gut. And that honestly brought him down and then. Oh, shit, look at you breaking the mic. Look, no function. You got to tighten it down hard enough. I don't think you are. I guess it felt tight. I mean, mine's tight.

And then it said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But like, yeah. And this was all like the end of the night, like the start of it. As I was going there was a Swinger's party, so it was just absolutely fucking jam packed and then just steady through the bar. Yeah, that's I couldn't do none of that. Dude, I felt like I was being watched by a bunch of old cougars. Yeah, you should have called my brother in law taking him down there. He needs some of that.

Oh, I mean, but besides that, getting ready to start a new heating and cooling job. And then now that I'm finished up with school, going to try and get back into streaming, like I'm kind of thinking about starting my own podcast. Yeah, we talked about it on an episode. Me and Will did. Yeah. Yeah, I was told him what she told me. Yeah, I was gotten really big into like. Ain't nothing to do with it.

Yeah, I got really big into esports this last like Call of Duty season and stuff like that since when MW 2019 came out, they actually franchised out like the NFL. So like there's 12 teams total and like Seattle has a team. Texas has a team. L.A. has like two teams. Mike is like. Quiet. My bad. But it's just quiet. It's been it's actually been really fun to watch, like, and it's actually got me back into like multiplayer college instead of just like war zone and shit like that.

But like, dude, this game, I do this one. I have been just fucking frying or was OK. I think those are the last one. So they took all the side canceling and all the advanced mechanics out. So it feels it almost kind of feels like MW three. But like, just like I wasn't really a fan, but like movement. Why? But like movement wise, but like the gunny is still really good. Like it's just movement wise, it's a lot slower. I want the movement of apex. So you want so you want like a WIW game?

I want like fucking not even really the jetpack. But that's that was the era of like, I think that's why. No, I hated that. But that's what that's equivalent to like that was the fastest era of Cod. And that's like the whole wall running and shit. Yeah. Yeah. For a W. I mean, like the way the slide works, the way the running works. Like I think it's the fast pace. Yeah, just that more. You know, and that's what I'm way better at apex than I am Call of Duty.

And that's because I'm fucking just, you know, sliding and running. And you can you can but you can button mash and just go faster. I can go faster, climb walls and fucking flip over. It's a lot. It's a lot easier to do. And OK, but it's it's a lot easier to do that on apex because that's how you're designed to play apex. Well, that's how the game exactly like the last couple of Call of Duty is like Vanguard and Cold War. I didn't put that was the last time just saying like Cold War.

Cold War is multiplayer and original Warzone. See, I just started playing Warzone one or two to. Oh, OK, gosh, it works. Warzone, too, because there's so many bugs in it right now. I played number one. I think maybe like three or four games, it just too many people. It just didn't feel right. I don't know. I didn't like it. And that's what I like. I didn't like caldera. I didn't like the second map they came out with.

I was a fan of the first one in the rebirth, the smaller map, the Alcatraz Island map. I mean, so I was playing a little bit of it last night. And after a while, I was like, no, I'm going to go switch over to apex. Just play apex for a little while. But I haven't played apex. I haven't played that. I think I've missed like the last five seasons. So there's like a bunch of new characters and new mechanics and shit that I'm trying to relearn. But I also like the arenas they have in it. Right.

There is a three three like, let's fuck get down. Yeah. So there's a there's a new one that's out that's called Vampire, Vampire, the Last Masquerade Bloodhunt. Yeah, you were playing that. And it's yeah, that one, that one has that that one has like the movement speed and likes it just that style of even. I was playing Overwatch. I hated Overwatch, too. Yeah, I hated it. You could be fucking remastered Overwatch one. And I played it's not even remastered either. It's literally the same over.

That's why I just fucking copy and paste and put two in. Fuck it. I played the beta. I loved it because it was a blizzard thing. You know, me and Blizzard coming from World of Warcraft. And right. Fucking nerd. Right. Hey, I haven't played that in it's been years for that, too. But Hurstone, all that. So I was like, OK, Overwatch, this is going to be cool. And I played it for like a good few months and I was like, fuck this game. So then they made it free to play. I was like, yeah.

OK, I'll check it out. And it's actually it's really good. The only thing I don't like about it is having to fucking like win the 50 matches to unlock fucking competitive. Yeah. I mean, I get it, but it's like, fuck, this is annoying. But I mean, I'm running my W2, I'm fucking done with my battle pass. I'm full prestige doubt. I mean, like, and that's what's getting on my nerves. To be honest with you, is a whole battle pass shit.

So over it like, but I get that's how they pay for the free to play. And but it's like, I'm sick of it. Yeah. The pay to win bullshit. Well, it's not even I mean, it's not. It's cosmetic. It's the blue. So in Call of Duty, it's the one the blueprints come out a lot of the times, like especially like in Warzone one, like those blueprints would come out. And those blueprints would just be fucking broken. I like just absolutely should not slap like that. Like why? Why? That's too much.

And then fucking it with the next update, they would tune it. They would nerf it, buff it, tune it, whatever. And then fucking it was how it's with every game. Yeah. And then you have then a meta shift. And it's like the whole thing right now, like pro pro cod. We're getting ready to go into this coming up next weekend. It is the first qualifier for the second major tournament for the season. I'm going to come in just to ruin your day. It's not for Warzone, though.

It's not a multiplayer. Oh, yeah. OK. Yeah. No, this is like, yeah, this is actual. Yeah, this is actual like this is actual like pro comp. Like this is the highest. And I know I used to play that back in Black Ops 2. Yeah. So fucking scumpy and fucking formal. Crim six tournaments for Black Ops 2. Yeah, I was going to say scampi scampi scampi still on optic. Like this is his I miss that. This is his last season. This is he's retiring after this season. Finally, crim six. He's a millionaire.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Crim six. Crim six retired last season at the end of fucking Vanguard. Like nobody, nobody would pick him up. Nobody wanted to pick him up. Like I said, I stopped playing so late. And then, yeah, karma, karma from that original optic dynasty that like almost everybody knows if they follow games. But everybody's playing with a no, huh? In the CDL, you have to use controller. OK. Like it's formal from that original optic dynasty from that like to 2017.

That makes me feel he retired. He retired. I think it was at the either. It was at the end of Cold War, retired at the end of Cold War. And then Halo Infinite came out. And he was originally like Shotzi from fucking optic right now. He was a Halo pro before he went to Call of Duty, because that whole Halo scene died down because Halo puts out fucking how many games every so fucking ever. It died down. Well, it's like after Reach. Well, it was like really live was really big. But that's what.

But between Reach and five, it was. Yeah. But that's why I'm saying like after five between five and like infinite. I played Halo. Yeah. Well, Shotzi on optic was the one who was on splice who won Halo five champs. OK. So now he came over in his. Yeah, that game was fucking a lot of fun. I love it. I think it was a lot of fun. And then formal retired from Call of Duty was still signed as a content creator, adopted and shit like that, you know, part of the dynasty, Opti family, blah, blah, blah.

See, that's and then picked up and then started picking up Halo Infinite. And it was just like he wasn't sure people weren't sure if like he still just have like the grinder, the skill to like be at that level. And then, no, it was just he just lost the passion for Call of Duty. Like he just lost the fun and the competitive spirit for Call of Duty. So that's why he's kind of car. Yeah. I don't. I don't. Neither do I. And that's kind of how it was when he picked up the stick. A lot of infinite.

Yeah. Picked up the sticks for infinite and just started for crying. So that's me. That's that's been me in hearthstone. OK, as I played that hard, I did a few tournaments for that, too. Not enough to go to like e-sports. They do have e-sports like tournaments. Oh, dude, one of the big players bracket. One of the biggest fucking e-sports right now is fucking League of Legends. Mm hmm. Well, that's well, that was League of Legends. Valorant League of Legends, Valorant, Rockley, fucking Hurston.

Dude, I was just fucking huge tournaments for that. I did that fucking one, dude, that was in that whole scandal because he fucking they called him cheating because he asked his buddy about like just advice on how to make a move. Yeah. In a certain scenario, I was like, from the way that you just explained that, like, I get it. But that doesn't make any sense. Bro, you got to shut the fuck up. And I get it. Like, that's why I said, like, I get it.

But like, even if the point like you're just talking out loud to yourself for like muttering, like, are you going to DQ somebody for fucking doing that? Like, I mean, maybe. I mean, that's just that's fucked. I mean, but it's it's a noncom. It's a noncomming, literally one V1 style game. So, I mean, I played some of that. I dropped it for a while. Right. Picked it back up, you know, when some new stuff comes out.

Do the update patch, whatever. Yeah. They come out with new like card expansions, like card packs. So like a typical card game, Yu-Gi-Oh! Magic. Yeah. The competition changes expansion packs. When new expansions come out, new cards come out. Yeah. New mechanics in the new series. Like a new update for cards or whatever. I picked it up like a year ago again. And now it's like, OK, where's the tournament's at now? Right. Yeah. And then everybody's as that game like halfway through the season.

Last year, Optics Halo team dropped Pistola and then formal came on. They won late. So to interrupt you and be done with those guys. And then they went just to just to go through the whole thing. And then they ended up fucking winning champs. So you signing up this year for for the tournaments? Um, you know, I don't have a fucking solid group of four fucking guys to like run regular practice and fucking like scrim to even do it. See, I would. But that's the shitty thing.

They don't do hardcore comps. No, huh? It's all the TTK and the new do the TTK in the new game, dude. Almost feels like hardcore. I haven't even played the like straight the fuck up, dude. Like you take it three three taps to the header, like upper chest. Done. Well, I might have to buy it then. Like it's just it's the TTK is insane, like especially like guns having like headshot multipliers and shit like I fucking one tapped people from fucking like, yeah, but I'm a fucking on the other side.

On the other side, probably like. I'm 40 fucking feet in just one tapped him with an iron and call of duty and core. That's not a fucking thing. No, you like ten shots. Yeah, that's like that's hitting my in the body, like stomach. You're hit. You got to hit. You're hitting at least five times. Like see, and I couldn't stand that. And that's why I need one. That's what in real life, I'm going to hit you with one.

What the biggest what helped me like get better with that, because I'd noticed just to keep my accuracy up, I'd aim a little bit lower is fucking pick up just hot, fucking start shooting. You know, you're getting hit. Mark is just fucking hop. You'll crosshairs will jump right with aim assist. You'll jump right into their fucking job. I don't know how dumb it is. I come around, somebody started shooting me. I'm just jumping the dead. It's just like, huh? Hello over here or apex.

Yeah. And then fucking skilled base matchmaking. It's like war in black ops. Cold war was pretty good. Yeah, I was going to say before that was pro cold war before this one was probably the last one that I played multiplayer on. Yeah, Cold War was pretty decent. That was that was the first call in the eye to positive KD. Really? Now you saw I was always a foot. So I still got like the way to KD in black ops to grow.

So it's like the way to describe it, like I've always been more of like an SMG player to like break the point. So like so you're the one that, you know, spray and pray pretty much. Yeah, just try and take it back there either with at least piece one out. So then that way, get a break back there either with a sniper or an AR. Yeah. And I'm just waiting.

Yeah. So how it breaks down and like a force that you have an AR, you have a flex, which will rotate back and forth between an AR and SMG, depending on a scenario and map, and then you'll have two SMGs. So like the first meta when fucking MW to or MW to came out. It was nothing. Yeah, new one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listening because there's the new one they brought out, the one that just came out in October because it's modern warfare to not to be modern warfare to modern warfare to to.

But it's like everybody was just running M fours, like even all the SMGs, there was fucking eight M fours on a map. That's what they should have called it. That's just fucking M four Call of Duty M four. But it was just like it wasn't. No, that's what the last one. This one should have been five. Right. It's just it wasn't fun to watch, like just seeing everybody run the same gun and they're all having to play the same fucking way. Like, yeah.

So like how the meta should be is you have the AR of flex that'll either run, you know, that'll run an SMG or an air, depending on scenario. But when she's broken, yeah. And so it works out. Well, what they do is they you have Call of Duty's rule set like that and Infinity Ward or Activision or whoever it is that's doing the comp. You know, yeah. They'll have their set of rules and then to make it more competitive. You have the players.

Well, you'll have like the player rules, which are called gentlemen's agreements. And so they'll like GA certain shit. So like essentially all they're using right now is I don't remember what the sniper is, but you can. Yeah, they GA'd all the attachments on a sniper. They GA'd fucking smoke grenades like because you can one way smoke grenades. And what that is, is you can throw a smoke at your feet and you can essentially see through your smoke to like 10 feet in front of you.

So you can just get mixy with motherfuckers in your smoke. Why would they take that out? That's so then that way motherfuckers aren't abusing it because not everybody's going to do it or play aggressively like that. Not everybody plays that. We got to do it on our team, Seattle's team. He's a fucking SMG from Australia. If I choose to do that, that's a crazy ass tactic. It is like it's it's fun to watch. I think of that shit. It's fucking great to watch.

Like is like from a viewing perspective, like it's mixy as fuck. Like it's dope. But like I get it, you know, put put restrictions on to make it more competitive because like this one, they they took a lot of the advanced movement mechanics out. So there's like no b hopping. There's no slide canceling. Like you have dolphin diving. That is what you get. You get dolphin diving. And that was what you get. They have this thing called that. You are so much fun.

Oh, yeah, just fucking like there's a couple like a little advanced glitches that you can pull and shit like that. But like it's not a dog walk or whatever. Is it a G walk? Yeah. Do it's an honest. Or they hop like they're fucking like they look like they're gorillas walking on all fours like it's honestly that's just a speed glitch like you come up and I time it like I can still put fucking three shots in your eyes. I can still put a fucking sniper down range on your fucking face.

Is it more it's they they even it like they took fucking red dots away and multiplayer on the mini map. They took red dots. Oh, you have no red dots on your map unless you have a U.A.V. And we both know damn well in competition, you don't get you a.V. Well, no. So they pop out when the other player shoots. Nope. Nothing. So like, you know, motherfuckers used to run silencers, so that wouldn't happen. Yeah. Or ghost or. Yeah. Exactly. Or cold blooded or whatever.

Yeah. No, no. No. So what's the point of having cold blooded fucking? Or you can't see street. What's the point of suppressors? That's there is and other than the flash, there isn't one to dim down sound. But see, that was my it's a four V four play hard in dead. He's a presser down. Daddy's a perk now. Daddy's not a fucking or daddy's a field upgrade. It's not a perk. Oh, wow. So like you have to wait for that bitch to maybe like a munition. I'm not going to buy it.

They they want it. They took this game and they took him like from from like a casual standpoint. The game's a blast. Like just from a regular like Joe's from a crack beer on my 70 inch fucking TV, like not running a headset half the time, like just grinding to have fun. Like the game's a fucking blast. Like the game is a lot of fun to play. Like if you're wanting to be more competitive and use that style, like it's really hard because there's no ranked play. It's just a mosh pit.

So like you don't clusterfuck. Yeah. So like you have certain shit that you can't use because of the CDL rules. But then nobody follows the fucking player rules. So motherfuckers are running around with m fours with fucking illegal grips and shit. And it's like, I'm so fucking tired of this. But half the time, that's right. Anybody did in fucking multiplayer anyway.

Oh, yeah. No, I mean, dudes through all the Call of Duty competitive of broken GAs and shit like that, like I think the funniest one that they bitch about, it's called snaking. And it's like you're sitting there literally just laying like proning hella fast. So like you'll prone tax sprint forward and then prone back down, prone, tax forward, prone back down. And it's literally going fast enough that you can get you can get info without being able to kind of like G walking, but just stationary.

So then that way you can get info on like an AR Godhead and not get make it a lot harder to rip out. There's a face player that everybody bitches for about that because he is the snaking God. Like that motherfucker. I've done, I've done, I've done, I've done, I've done, I've done. Oh, bro, straight up. No, it's not a full teabag. It's a full fucking I'm laying down, humping your face and then standing back up laying down legs. And it's like they've been trying to do the bitching about it.

One of the dudes that was bitching about it the most is now his fucking main AR. So he's like, fuck it, sneak all you want. All right, I played for face now. Go ahead. So. I want to ask you, have you played High on Life yet? No, but I've seen gameplay on it, dude. That game is funnier. So well, it leads into my next one is what would you say is game of the year 2022? Because I'm going to tell you right now, I'm going to go high on life. I've only played maybe like half of the game.

I think the actual because they already they just did the sports awards. They just did the gaming awards and shit. But I'm asking you, you're. I agree with I agree with what they I agree with what they chose. They chose God of War Ragnarok. So I never played it. And so I haven't played it, but I've watched probably three quarters of like the play of it. Those told me about it. And that game is fucking dope, bro. I mean, we've always been fans of fucking God of War and shit like that. Yeah, yeah.

And like these two remastered ones are the two newest ones, this one and the one before it like they were just gorgeous fucking games. Like I have a PS4. Yes, cinematically. They are just the first. Absolutely. Fucking beautiful. Oh, yeah. Like the 2018 or 2019. Yeah, whatever the new. It was the PS4 version. I just don't remember if that was 2018 or 2019. I just don't know. Never played it. Well, I've seen the only thing I've played on the game. Play and shut like that.

And that's like really the only real and it's like I don't even need a PS4 if I want to play a fuck or a PS5 if I want to play God of War, because they finally stop that being a quote unquote PlayStation exclusive. And you can get that on PC now. And eventually it'll be on Xbox. Yeah, like eventually. Well, especially fucking Kingdom Hearts. Yeah. PlayStation was a PlayStation exclusive. Now you get it on fucking Microsoft.

Now it's like, did you hear that fucking Microsoft is trying to buy Activision? Oh, they're not trying. That's been going on for like a year. Yeah, it's been going on for like six months. Yeah, it's been going on for like six months because it was a big thing. And they're trying to buy Activision, Activision Blizzard, which gives Blizzard Blizzard and then there's been a lot of Blizzard. There's been a whole big thing about. So World of Warcraft coming on the game pass.

Yeah. So we are we are the only place. That is hindering that whole thing. Everybody else around the world that is partnered with everything is already given the approval. And the part of it that's really like, I don't understand why you're not doing this because American Sony is bitching that essentially Microsoft is going to rip away their exclusive rights. Now in the fucking contract, I would.

Microsoft said in the contract that they will still give PlayStation 10 years of exclusive rights to shit. Yeah. Before they fully take over the contracts and shit. And it's funny because Sony just bought Bungie. Uh huh. So it's like Sony owns Destiny, which, you know, I play Destiny two still still to this day. I think I'm over here like, OK, I think it would save a lot of fucking Sony games. I really do, dude. I really thought we'd bring them back.

And it's like the only drop that Microsoft has really had is like just the issues they had with Halo when it first came out. Really? And that wasn't even Microsoft. That was three, four, three. Well, Microsoft also has the contract with EA. Mm hmm. And, you know, essentially that was Sony's biggest and all that. And, you know, fuck. Essentially, Sony was bitching that they didn't want fucking Microsoft to monopolize.

Yeah. Which if you look at the contract with it, I've seen you look at the contracts, they're partners with a lot of these companies. They only own half the rights. You know, it's just because Microsoft has that money to make all that shit better. They're complaining about Microsoft taking all the exclusive shit. And yet Marvel's over here making PlayStation exclusives. Yep. You know how much money they made off. Do you know how much I hate Marvel, but I love them.

You know, much money they made off a fucking Spider-Man. These last like what? Two Spider-Man games. OK, I'll give them the first one. The first one they made fucking phenomenal. I've played it three times. You know, the amazing Spider-Man or the fuck? Oh, no, it's just Spider-Man. Oh, is it just the first one they did? And it was it's fucking beautiful. I love you. They were gorgeous games. I would put it on. I would put it on and sit there for hours and just, you know, fuck off.

Yes, swing around. I can't do anything. And then I didn't play Miles Morales yet. That's the one I really want to play. Just because I really I have really gotten into that like Miles Morales storyline, especially since I've loved all of it. And until it was into the Spider-Verse or whatever the fuck. Dude, that movie was so fucking cool. You see the trailers for the new ones? Huh? I mean, yeah. Or the new face new face for Marvel. No, just the new Spider-Man. The new Spider-Man.

Huh? I've heard about him, but I haven't seen him. Across this across the Spider-Verse. Yeah, see, I've heard one in part two. Yeah, I didn't know there was part one of part two. I just heard. Yeah, they're breaking it into two. And it's got. Oh, yeah. I mean, you know, I'm just a big apparently. Well, probably not. And all of them are supposed to pop up in it.

Well, it's like since we have the introduction to the fucking multiverse, like even in the comics, they did so much shit with the multiverse for Spider-Man for fucking the Avengers. Spider-Man's got its own. But and that's what I'm saying, like just the multiverse through all of just the different sets is quotation quotation. Spider-Verse thing is so weird because I just started watching Flash. I'm a few seasons into the Flash show. OK, do that show. So I've read some Flash comics.

So I know about Speed Force. Right. I know about, you know, you essentially know the basics and speed for it and all that. And that's kind of what they did with Spider-Man. Yeah, the multiverse. So it's like the spider web. Yeah. I'm throwing up the web. Yeah, the web theory. Yeah. No, it's like a web theory. Yeah. So it's like their spidey sense is like their speed force. Yep. That connects them. That's what. Yep. To where they can literally leave dimensions and universes.

And they know and they can know because it sets their own kind of like venom with the hive mind and I don't do. I've heard lately. I've been here. Motherfuckers like I really thought, bro. I really enjoyed the venom and fucking the two venom movies. Tom Hardy. He's a badass, dude. I fucking love him. Like just as an actor, I fucking love movies. We're perfect. Do I got any venom and spidey? Do you need Tom? I would love how they ended that road. It goes like. I know. So it's like it.

And he's by himself. He's got no Stark tech. No friends, no nothing. This is perfect time, which means nobody knows him. He can work at Daily Bugle. Yep. Just like just like the original comic books and fucking cartoons. He can start his own thing. Just the only difference is, is he would be coming into it with the venom symbiote. So wouldn't really necessarily know that. We just know it's in the universe. But that's what the net. Let's say the next movie comes.

He's it's been a couple of years, obviously, because that's how they run the timeline. Right. And so he works at Daily Bugle. They actually do this big like. Obviously, it's going to be media and newspaper. Right. Because, yeah, in the comic book, there's a shit like that. Like he was always slandering Spider-Man and shit like that. But then they turn it into like a live stream podcast thing, which is cool. New Age, whatever. Right. Yeah. Mine is. So let's say he's working at Daily Bugle.

Still take a picture of the Spider-Man. Right. And, you know, nobody knows him because of that big spell. And then Eddie Brock comes in. Right. Or even Flash. I think it's going to be Flash more than Eddie Brock. But, you know, Flash Thompson. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Agent Venom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I forgot about that. Well, yeah, cool, because eventually flash does go to like Afghanistan and shit. Yeah, I I totally fucking dude, it's been so long. I'm a punk ass little nerd.

Yeah, I need to go back down to YouTube. I have a whole about fucking about shit like that. You know, I've been down the rabbit hole about fucking Star Wars and shit. Well, it's like Flash goes to shit. He goes and becomes like a. After you watch a thousand year blood work, doesn't what the new the the final bleach arc. No, not yet. I have not yet. But oh, my God, this is the only bad thing. This is the only thing.

This is this is it. No, no, no, no. It's literally just the animation style and like how it is. I've seen I've seen little clips here and there, dude. So you heard about like it all looks like a movie or whatever. The final Zangetsu and shit. And it's yeah. Yep. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I want the arc to be done. So they just they just finished. So if you want to get they just finished essentially season one or part one of it.

Yeah. So like if you this would be a really good point, like to go through and just catch up to that first half. Are you watching on Crunchyroll? No, it's actually on Hulu. It's not on Crunchyroll. It's only on Hulu. But I got ads, bro. And that's what it's I mean, I do, too. But it's fucking worth it. It's free. It's fucking it is fucking worth it. But it's the like I said, the anime style. It's like essentially like your every episode is like a movie.

That's tight. Like they did with Dragon Ball with the new movie. With like Super and shit like that. Yeah, with all the super like that updated animation movie. And so it's even I honestly think it's even a step up from that. Like it's straight up like the like anime style that's super intricate, super defined, like drawing. And it was already ahead of its time.

But like, so the one I can think of, like how much better the animation was between like Bleach Hellverse, the movie than like the regular show. Yeah. OK. So like it's a movie. It's and that's what I'm saying. Every episode is like that quality and even like too modern. So it's just fucking gorgeous. Yes. And then like the process of him of like learning everything to get to that last Zangetsu, because like that's what that's how it ends. The first final is him getting that.

Well, I would have to go back and rewatch at least the last few seasons. So I think I would start. I think it would start back at a wrong cars. So like, dude, half of that shit, half of that shit, you don't even need to watch. It's not even technically canon. A thousand year blood war arc is actually what brings in the ball arc to be canon. The bow arc wasn't canon. And that weird, that is weird. That is anime only. That's not that's not manga canon.

So that's like, yeah, I remember it. OK. So like you'll see that you'll see it in thousand year blood war. We're like, they're in it. So really, this isn't continuing and they'll be. No, it is. It's a continuation. It's just the end of it. They do. It's just the the timeline wise, like it all fits together. But like this that bounce shit like was just a continuation to do their shit, to fill in, to like keep it going.

Because like Naruto had fucking so much goddamn filler in it because it was going so fast and being so caught up with the fucking manga. They had to put in that much filler. That's why bleach had the same thing. I know bleach Naruto. I think just all the fairy tale did the same thing. A Dragon Ball had a lot of filler. You know that that's why I had to look at they had filler arcs. But yeah, sure. Well, I mean, bleached it, too. I mean, fucking prime example, the bounce arc.

That was full fucking like the bounce arc was pretty good. I'm not saying it was like I'm not saying it was it like I do it like I thought the same thing and started watching like the bounce arc. And I was like, OK, I remember all this shit. Like once you start watching it, you're like, OK, I fucking remember. Honestly, if I was you, I would just go up on I would just go on to fucking YouTube and just get caught up in just like what I need to know before I watch Thousand Year Blood War.

And I can send you a video back and rewatch it. But it's like once you start listening to it, especially like as many times as we watched it back in the fucking day, like really, bro, like Saturday night. You could just sit there listening to YouTube and you're just like, I remember that. I remember that. I remember that right there on to Nami. Yeah. Every night. And then I once to Nami stop. You can turn to adult swim. Fucking. Yep. Yeah. Then we got the new family guy. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Those are all those are on HBO Max now. Yeah, I found the adult swim stuff. I was going to say I found you excited it was a rocker power. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right. But yeah, no, I was like, I was just one of those. Are the only place I found fucking rocket power was fucking HBO. The new arc in the manga is finally becoming the next arc in the anime. Oh, yeah. So we're going to get instant or ultra ego. And then that whole Gohan movie. Well, the Gohan movies are out.

Yeah, but that's ultra beast. That's what brings it all together. Yeah, that's that's the start to the last whole new arc that we're going to get for Dragon Ball Super. Because isn't it supposed to be like another like the another tournament of power? Yeah, kind of something like that. I think another fight. I think it's between the gods. Not like members from each universe. I think it's like actual like I can't remember. So does that mean go for you? You're getting like ultra ego.

Well, yes. I mean, essentially, the way the way that I saw it, like are the way that I would see it, like if go, you know, were to like to move up, it would totally play out like this. If we could just get it would be the God of Destruction. And fucking Goku would be the angel. We all know that's how it would play out. Yeah, like straight up. Actually, if anything, I think it'd be the opposite. I don't. I think so. Because the way Vegeta has changed. But no, I agree with you.

I feel like Goku would agree with you with that. But like, think about it this way. So like and I think that's the way they would go. Who Goku is the one who unlocks something, autonomous ultra instinct. He is the only one to like unlock it even past the gods, because like even they said the gods to unlock it to almost the point of the angels. So like if you look, it's an ego. Yeah. And then you anger. And yeah, that's the other half of everything that blocked you.

But then so what do we bring about the ultra beast with Gohan to take over Goku's spot? So that way he's in the to finally stop doing Gohan dirty like they've been doing this whole time. Because after the cell saga, they were supposed to make Gohan the main character. I know Gohan was supposed to be the fucking goat. Like the whole point with the sword and the mystic. Yep. And it still wasn't why. Why they unlocked his fucking true potential and shit like that.

And with all the things like Gohan. Yeah, they fuse Goku and Vegeta. But that's because Goku and Vegeta have always been stronger than Gohan, because Gohan has been lacking from his full potential. I blame his mom. Oh, absolutely. His mom. Oh, I fucking totally cheat. She's fault. Fuck that bitch. She'd been more like Bulma. God damn it. Yeah, Bulma. Don't be bad. Now that bad bitch on the block that was just down to do the hood shit. Like, don't give a fuck. Yeah, she was the bad bitch.

She's a chick that always hung out this island like in the middle of nowhere. She was the rich chick that always hung out with the hood kids. No, she's the one all the hood kids wanted to hang out with. Well, I mean, but if you go back to fucking bro, go back to a ball dog. Like she was always chasing the hood rats. Look at Yamcha dog. Right. Like and then she marries fucking Vegeta, the king of the fucking hood rats. Like of all people to the prince of the hood rats.

Remember the first time I heard about trunks? He's like, that's my dad. What? What? Holiday, this is the grace said holiday. Who be wedding? Wait, Sains actually dig bitches down and not fucking just fight. And then like in super and like they bitch slap Bulma. You don't touch my Bulma. Vegeta loses his. That was one of the I don't give a fuck what anybody says, bro. That was one of Vegeta's best fucking moments in Dragon Ball. I'll give up. They've been doing him dirty.

You know, it but honestly like bitch, though, his care, like overall character growth from fucking like Z to now, honestly, like if you think about it, it's actually fucking kind of really amazing. Yeah, he's like one of the most growth characters in anime ever. He's the most gross, the most growth in anything. But and that's what I'm saying, like just keeping it to it. Like there's only I can only think of a few other shows. To have the. We're the bad guy.

Oh, yeah. Any of the bad guy becomes like the best friend. Yeah. And any time I see it, I'm like, oh, that's the new Vegeta. Right. It doesn't matter what show I watch. And I was like, oh, so he's like, how many shounens are fucking based are fucking have inspirations taken from fucking Dragon Ball and Naruto. Right. Or like you're in the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Right. Yeah, exactly. Like, yeah, all shounens are essentially run on the same fucking premise.

Like you can't beat the power of friendship. Oh, fuck it. That's Yu-Gi-Oh shit right there. But that's that's a shounen. I don't have that's still a type of shounen. Like it really is exactly like fucking that Dominic Toretto shit. That's great. I haven't watched much. I've been OK, bro. I've been balls deep in the arrowverse. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm watching all of Flash, Arrow, Supergirl. All it was all simultaneously. I think I love the crossovers. I'm loving it. So I'm on.

What is it? Season four? Arrow season two, Flash season one, a Supergirl. Right. And I'm getting ready to Legends of Tomorrow. Right. Comes in like halfway in the season. So I'm watching them simultaneously as they aired. And I think my favorite crossover is the one where Legends of Tomorrow comes in. Dude, it's so fucking tight. Like, so like I'll watch an episode of Flash and then I'll go to Arrow and then I'll go to Supergirl and then I'll just bounce back and forth

between all three. And it's fucking annoying. So I don't know if I'm really a fan of Supergirl. It's I like it's I like I don't like Superman. I like the actress who plays Supergirl. I think she did. I think she does a really good job. I mean, I don't know. I think that I think the Superman shows and shit like have always just been like super cliche, except for Smallville. It's like a small village.

Smallville was the shit because I was actually like kind of dark, how like the DC comics actually are. Well, he was Superman without saying the word Superman. Yeah, exactly. It was just Smallville was the fucking lead up to like at the end of Smallville is when he started quoting like Man of Steel. Yeah, exactly. That's when he actually dawned on the fucking quote unquote cape and arrow symbol. I want I want an arrow movie. See, I was like going. Because Stephen Amell is fucking perfect.

Oh, absolutely. I love it. Oh, absolutely. And the character growth that they gave him through the show and shit like that. Like so I never really read. I never really read like a bunch of the comics and shit like that. Like I read some of them. But like I started watching something and get into it. But like so I'd go down like a YouTube rabbit trail for like an example. I knew about like Moon Knight when Moon Knight came out. Like I knew who he was.

You didn't know. Yeah, but I didn't know Moon Knight. So I was like I knew what he was. I knew the style of, you know, hero and shit that he was. Yeah, exactly. I didn't know he was fucking. I didn't know he had the multiple personality disorder. Like I wasn't I was super fucking curious on how fucking they were going to play it out. And then I read that I found out. I honestly really liked it. I really did. So I mean, you were a huge Moon Knight fan for the comics, though.

So that's why I hate it. It's different. Like I don't have background for it from like a cinematic perspective. And like just it's a dope show. I like how they did it. Like I watched through it. I will not go back and watch it again. We'll put it that way. And I've watched so many shows. I hardly rewatch shit unless it's I mean, unless it's super fucking natural. I've rewatched that more times than I can fucking count. Or like anime. I still haven't fucking watched much Game of Thrones.

That's fucking old ladies. Yeah, you're fucking missing. House of the Dragon first season. Mint. I've thought about watching that just because it's an anime. No, House of the Dragon's not. I thought it was. No, it's live action on HBO. I know. I must be. I think it's like it's like 100 years. Oh, it's something to something drag, something dragon that's on Netflix. I'm thinking of. What was I saying? No, fuck. This podcast has been all over the place today. Holy shit. I don't know.

Moon night, that's what you do. Blank. No. The reason I didn't like it is because they cut the best parts out of the show. I love Oscar Isaac. All of that. Oscar Isaac's fucking phenomenal. That was perfect. The storyline was OK. All right. When the big giant gods are fighting, I kind of expected Dr. Strange to show up. That's what he does. That's what him and Wong would do. At least Wong would have, you know, what the fuck's going on.

And that's what like the first season that was it was that wasn't they admitted that it's the first season wasn't going to lead into the actual, like, quote unquote, MCU that was going to be the second season. He's in the MCU. Well, I talked about there's Easter eggs. Well, and that's that's the first season because they wanted the first season of Moon Knight to like get his establishment like as a TV show. They do. Yeah, exactly. So then you don't really get into like the good shit.

So I feel like with some Marvel shows and shit like that or like even like the Star Wars shows that are coming out, like you may need to take maybe that first season, depending on how it's going to go. If it's only six episodes like they've been doing, like that's where it's hard because she hulk jumped straight into the MCU. First episode, first five minutes. Oh, she's a fucking hulk. Mark Ruffalo, right? She's a fucking hulk. And then the season finale.

I'm sorry. She is already is always had a bigger name than fucking. You finish she hulk, right? I think I'm like three quarters of the way through. So I can't tell you the finale yet. Oh, fuck. You know, I don't fucking care. Holt disappears. He's on a ship. Oh, yeah. I fucking heard about that. He went to Sikar and came back. He's got a son. Oh, he showed he shows up to the big family dinner. He's like, oh, fucking watch. This is my son. Oh, shit. Yeah. That about and then it ends.

Ain't that about it. But the finale was super cool. It was like all fourth wall broken and everybody got pissed off and Kevin. Kevin, he's in it. God damn fucking I know this fucking part like Disney plus screen. It's fucking weird. Deadpool. The fucking God, I love that they're bringing in like more fourth wall shit like that because like Deadpool had such a hit with it. Like to me, it's so fucking funny. Deadpool three. I'm so stoked about that.

So like talking about like fourth wall breaks and shit like that. I'm watching this. I'm watching this anime. I think it's called like the normal life, like the immoral king or something like that. I think I've heard I've heard in like at the beginning, like right before the credits, like the four main characters, like the friends group or whatever that's going on with the main character.

Like standing in a fucking elevator, the main character's like, anybody else feel like they're being watched? And then they all just like look at the fucking screen. And like every time I just like, dude, OK, because like to see an anime break the fourth wall like that to be that will never areas. Well, one punch man kind of did it. I never got big into one punch man. Did you fucking what the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking no, bro. My anime taste is all over the fucking place.

First season. You want a second season was and I was just saying, go watch it. The one that's anime ever besides bleach, the one that I've actually I'm fucking stuck on, like on edge every week waiting for the episode to come out. It's called fucking Blue Lock. I've heard of that. And it's a fucking soccer anime. And it's the shit, bro. Like, it's just like that with the log horizon. You ever remember? So so the name's familiar. I just don't remember. They got it's like Sword Art Online.

Oh, yeah. They got they were in the game. It had an update and then they got transported there. Yeah, I remember not like they can log out like this world is like literally evolved into something sentient. Now you're fucking this is where they got to adapt to life in there. And it's it's way better than Sword Art Online did. That was like talking about that. Chit. You see the motherfucker.

I'm not sure if this is fucking true or not, but this be trippy shit if it is the motherfucker that originally came out with like VR headsets and then everybody bought like he sold the patent and shit. And so yeah, yeah, yeah. He sold it to Mark Zuckerberg. Yep. Now he's developing one full dive. That is fucking essentially the fucking Sword Art Online headset that if you fucking you can't log out or you're ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.

Do you mind if we just do it when you're about to like kick the bucket? Like, look, look, that we're ready. You know why? Because for one, I got all the World of Warcraft experience. I got all the RPG experience. You've got all that first person shooter. You've got all the action. We both know how to fight in real life. Both of our women are used to be or are currently in the nursing field. Know how to put IVs in, know how to put, you know, food tubes in catheters.

Yeah, we're fucking good to go, bro. Other than our kids. Yep. Fuck. Throw me in a bedroom. That's all I need. Yeah, yeah. And our women will take care of us. Just hope to God I beat that fucking game. Oh, bro. Hey. The fucking Yolo. It's the Hempknights. The fucking Yolo part. Oh, dude, if I got transported, I think that's the one thing I'd be pissed off the most about chasing that weed high. Trying to find something that would do it. Dude, what the fuck? Where's my pan?

Where's my cigarettes? Oh, fuck me. Oh, I'm being a mage. I'm a figure this shit out. Right. This is just fuck. Boom. Get a doctor straight. Not because you like, like, wait a minute, let me let me make a portal. Let me go back home real quick. Right. Spin the hand in circle. So completely off topic, but Moon Knight. What I was trying to say was the part that they cut out that was pissing me off the most was the fight scenes. Yeah, those were the best. And they would have been the best bad.

Yeah, especially there at like every single time, which I understand. Blacked out. Yeah, that pissed me off. That definitely fucking my ears. I will fucking agree with you there. That's why I will agree with you there. That pissing the fuck off. I was like, what? Oh, and watching Captain America. And then after he was in, as soon as he gets into a fight, it pans to like the horizon and then comes back and he won. He's just not what I'm watching the show for.

I mean, there is definitely a couple of them. Like, I think my favorite, there's definitely a couple of them where it was like actually pretty fucking funny that they did it that way. Like the ice cream truck. Oh, they in and out of the ice cream truck where he's just like got a pistol in his hand and a motherfucker is getting thrown out of the fucking sliding driver door. I'm like. As much as I want to see that actual fight breaking down, this is fucking hilarious.

It'd be like watching Dragon Ball Z or Dragon Ball on a skip format. And then it just like, OK, this, you know, it's going to fight. Skip 30 seconds forward. No, they're going to fight in the episode next episode. He's laying on the ground. Oh, I won. But that's what I'm saying. Like, skip 30 seconds forward. If I saw it. Oh, yeah, dude, I'd be fucking pissed if they did me. I mean, for the sales, I guess. For a 45 minute tournament.

Yeah, fuck. No shit. Yeah. Fucking how many episodes the goddamn go super saying? I mean, fuck supernatural to imagine if they, you know, they got Lucifer. They got so pissed if they took all the wind to go. And then they would like the actual like in hunt. And then it would just pan away and you don't see shit. I kind of like the episode where they were in the impala. Oh, yeah. I was in the impala and you only see little spits and then they disappear and then they come back.

And that was actually that the way that was a tight episode. It was like that for every single time. I'd be that'd be annoying as fuck. I don't think I would have watched supernatural for 15 fucking seasons like that. I know I did, too. Supernatural fucking viewpoint, but fucking from the impala. The wife's rewatching it all. So she just got to say me and Lexi and their main old lady. Just got to our ears. We've been together.

Yeah, I think we've watched rewatched Supernatural together at least once. Yeah, she just got to Amara. Oh, OK. She's got a few more seasons left in the finale. But, dude, that's the dude that's that dude. Those last like five seasons like, you know, normally shows get shittier as they go on. Honestly, they just kind of got better. Like the first few were really good.

And then there was a little bit in between like the Leviathan season was kind of some of the Crowley seasons were kind of and the Metatron season. The Metatron season was dope. We're fucking tight. Yeah, that originally like the first Metatron season. This whole I want to do. I think the market can see that was probably one of my favorites. Like for sure. And Dean, yeah, Demon Dean was probably one of my favorite eras of fucking the Amara season. And then the kid, the next the kid Jack.

I loved Jack. I mean, I loved Jack. I know. Oh, he's coming for the wife. But oh, Jackie, see that whole season leading up to that was super good. When they you know, he split the rift and they had to go find mom. Yeah, I didn't care. Like I like the multiverse there. I was like, yeah, I've seen this before of them getting to meet Mary and shit like that, like we finally, I mean, we finally got that fucking Winchester family moment that we all wanted for the fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I cried.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, bro. We've been waiting for that moment for like fucking 15 years. Here, Dad comes back. Oh, dude. They just spend the day. The one day they have that was the one thing out of everything that fucking went on after they fucking cried like a big ended check and fucking the darkness and shit and fucking all that was fucking taken care of. See the Chuck season. I loved that very last God fucking God, dude.

I know after that last one in the darkness, I was like, I called it before that last season started with God and shit. I was like, there's nothing left to put God. I called it to like that's like after that fucking season with the darkness. And shit, I was like, dude, really? The only thing that's left, like literally like antagonist wise was fucking God. They had literally slapped everybody else around. But then Jack slap loose for a time loose.

Yeah, but Jack wasn't the whole point of Jack was to fucking replace God. Exactly. Air five. Yeah, I love Jack. He was fucking that kid did a phenomenal job. Like the short time they did his development was really good, too. When he came back dead and he had to wear the sunglasses and it was like the demon in his body for like a few episodes. Yeah, he's just like he's got like the big old Stevie Wonder glasses like that was like he's blind, but he's not.

He takes his glasses off and there's holes. Dude, there's just some parts in that fucking show that fucking those two or even those three like there at the end, those last like one or two seasons or whatever. And then we're just fucking comedy. I love it. There is just like getting to see like essentially three. But like the fucking the final like a trio. Yeah, it's the real like it's the little little brother. Both of them never got to have. Yeah.

Because they had Adam. Yeah, because Adam was a half brother. Yeah, Jack's not even related to him. Yeah. I mean, Jack is the literal fucking Antichrist. But Jack is literally a Winchester. Yeah, they called him Winchester. Well, yeah, because that's all he fucking knew from the time that he was. And that's what they wanted with Adam. Mm hmm. But that's a watch. Dean want to fucking kill him every second to now. I'm going to risk my life to. Yeah. Oh, dude, that's amazing.

I'm just like, oh, I love this shit. Yeah, I loved him in the boys, too. And you watch that yet? Uh huh. I don't think I have. And we watched any of a. I'm I have that's that's it was pretty good. I watched the first seat. I was going to say they're all like what season two season three. Is it season three? I watched the first season airing now. I was going to say the first lady and her mom are all fucking caught up and watching the show. I think I watch season one.

They did a really good job. It's better. I love Jared Petalucky. There's a fucking good actor. So there's a scene or a show episode and like somewhere in the second season, it's kind of like in the two third mark range, so it's not halfway, but it's not the end. Right. That Jensen came and produced, directed the episode, and then he's in it. Like, you don't know it's him. It's like a split second. Right. But he directed the episode and they go to the fair.

You're going to love the episode because they're going to the fair to see a band which just so happens to be Kansas. Huh? And you already know what song they do with this whole scene where, you know, Walker, Jared and his whole family are there. I think I've seen that one. And they're playing, you know, the dead end of that one. Carry on my way to the stadium and then fucking he walks out with his like ex or some shit and they start talking about. Yeah, I saw the end of that.

But they're sitting there playing. Oh, dude, I'm so they're not even paying attention to what they're saying. I'm just like the fucking old lady. I'm just sitting there like, wait a second. So they're they're playing. All I can think of is fucking carry on my way. And they're playing it. I know. And that's what I'm like. Oh, I had to do this. I'm not paying attention to anything they're fucking saying. All I can think of is carry on my way. Apparently they were super natural.

Dude. Well, go watch the boys. There's three seasons. It's on Amazon Prime. OK. It's like Dark Avengers, bro. Oh, OK. I know where it's like it's it's. Imagine Deadpool. Yeah, I know it's when you have fun in this universe. But Jetson came through season three, played a dude called Soldier Boy, who's essentially Captain America, but better. Yes, his name is Soldier Boy. I know, but I still just thought a soldier boy. You you, bitch. You do. So what he. Is like super dark in it.

He's like demon Dean almost. Well, that has my attention. Imagine if he was like a dark Captain America. So essentially an antihero. Yes. And it's just, dude, and he he fights, you know, their universe's version of Superman. And it's oh, my God, bro. And then apparently Jeffrey Dean Morgan is coming for season four, because Kripke is the one that makes the boys trying to think of just reading more news. Yeah, Negan. Ah, their dad. Yeah, gotcha.

So I was like, just trying to remember, like, I forget. Name's familiar. Yeah, I was like, well, because so face to that name. Kripke is the one that does the boys. I want to did Supernatural. Yeah. So Bobby's in it. And he's Bobby. He's been the idiot. He's the president, OK, of the United States in this show. Guess what his name is in the show. Please tell me, Bobby. It is Bobby Singer. Yes. And it's Bobby. I'm just like. OK, so now there's a multiverse here. I fucking love you guys.

So now, OK, and then, you know, just make it easy and bring nostalgia for all the other fucking. So then Jensen comes in season three and now we got Jeffrey Morgan to come in season four. And I'm just like, OK, so when's Jared? Right. I know he's doing Walker, but where's Jared? I was going to say, yes, it's Supernatural. Fuck it. Jetson hasn't really done much, I don't think. Bullshit. What has he done? He did a whole season of the boys.

Then as soon as the boys got done, he's been in that big sky show. Fuck was that? It's like it's. I don't know what my wife would have explained it to you. She watches it. But Jensen's been in it since season three. Oh, yes. Yeah. Is the season they're on the only thing I never heard anything about. I never heard anything about him. Fuck it. And after that, I only heard about Jared and doing Walker. They're like it's almost like Walker, but they're instead of like Texas.

They're out in like the mountains of like, I want to say like Montana or Colorado or still some kind of fucking like he's like a sheriff that just moved to town that doesn't drive an Impala. That was a piece of shit. Does not know how to work on cars, apparently. Oh, that's dumb. So it's not that kind of Jensen poop. But my favorite Jensen, I said Chelsea would have to come and tell you. She's the one that Jensen. But he's a sheriff. And he's pretty good.

And then they made they made an Easter egg joke. One of the ladies like moved into a new house and he comes with a homecoming gift, housewarming gift, and it's a big thing of salt. And she goes, oh, right, because of the demons. And I just I'm we're out there just dying. I'm never kosher salt only kids like, all right. And then he yelled, son of a bitch. And one of the episodes of that show and all that. Son of a bitch.

Fuck it. Oh, God. And I was just like, I think my favorite episode of fucking Supernatural, ever is the scaredy cat Dean. I love that one, too. The one when he was a dog. That's my favorite. That was going to say that one was really good. But now my favorite is definitely the scaredy cat Dean, just because of that fucking scene with the cat where he's just. But which was not that was scary. Like just the way that I said to. Oh, yeah, dude, I like absolutely died, bro.

I had to pause that. I was crying. Right. I've watched. I was reminded fucking my old lady about it. She's like, I don't remember that scene. I was like, you've seen all. You're like, here, hold on. I know exactly which episode exactly. It was just like, it's just scaredy cat Dean scene and it will pull right up. And I showed her and like as soon as like the door open, she screamed. She starts dying. She goes, Yeah, I remember that now. And you should you should go watch Walker, though, bro.

I just need I just need to catch up on the last two seasons. Really is all it is. I'm just I've been I've been on such an anime binge like that. Hey, random update. Huh? But we're in overtime. Oh, nice. Four minutes left over time and we got a field goal. It's 19 to 16. OK, as you guys are hearing this, Seattle is playing the Rams that we need for the playoff. Yeah. And then and then we need my watch. Just ding me because I'm not watching it right now. Right.

Like I probably got an update on my phone from the NFL. And that is actually it. We won. Hey, that was the field goal that won it. So now we just need packs to lose. Yeah. All right. Game on. This is essentially this is going to be a coin flip if they lose or not. Oh, fuck. I mean, really, too. And that's what I'm saying. Like, it's really going to be a coin. It is not one to fuck with either. Well, and that's what I'm saying. Like, it's it's going to be a fucking coin flip.

It's like it packs on like sluice. We go. We get wildcard. Yeah. But now now that Detroit knows that we won, are they going to throw the game so we don't go? Are they going to try it because even if Detroit wins, we still go. Well, and that's what it just depends on. Like, it all just depends on how Detroit's sitting. Like, are they in the wildcard race or they already they are or they were if we lost. So now that we won, if Detroit wins or not, we go.

No, we from what I'm aware of, if they win, it has to win. Yeah, Detroit has to win or tie. Then we go if the Packers win, the Packers go. Yeah. But no matter what happens, Detroit's not going. Oh, Detroit's already out. Yeah, because we won. If we would have lost, Detroit had a chance, but we won just now. I mean, yeah, Detroit could complete. So now it comes down to this. So it's either us or the Packers. Yeah, I mean, for that last, it all just depends on what fucking pack team shows up.

Really? Fuck. Fuck. Aaron Rodgers. And that's what it is. Like, you just go for Detroit. It just depends on what fucking Aaron Rodgers shows up today. Right. It really does, because Aaron Rodgers, especially like these last two seasons, knowing that this is their their playoff spot. Yeah. Like, is it is it? Yeah. Is he going to fucking is he going to fucking throw it like he's done fucking before and just absolutely shit the fucking bed?

Or is he going to fucking kill it like he's done before and not shit the bed? Like, I mean, I guess we'll never know. Yeah, dude, just fucking. Well, no, here's how the game goes. I think there's that like five, though. Yeah. So but, uh, yeah, no, this is been entertaining, man. I missed him. Yeah, it's completely random. We're just talking about bullshit. Don't matter. I really miss Will. Yeah, that's actually we love you, bro. This will have to get off to get return to the Ho Ninja three

with fucking well in it. So no, it's just going to be an ongoing random series. Return to the part, whatever. Call me the Ho Ninja reboot. Name my podcast. Call me the Ho Ninja Esports. I'm telling you, I'll give you I give you the rights to that if you want it. Yeah, call me the Ho Ninja. Or Ho Ninja Sports, whatever you want to call it. Ho Ninja Esports. I'll give you that because you said it on the podcast. So I own it. Oh, funny to be the last one. I'll tell you, I just want royalty.

So if you blow up, you got to come give me something, something for that. Oh, do you fucking absolutely will still fucking cross that work and work and. Hey, so can we do so if you're going to start one, can we do like crossovers like Arrow and Flash? Yeah, we'll do an episode on mine and then a part two on yours. Or well, it's just it would be they have to listen to both of ours to get to get the full of it, get everybody.

Because like my buddy, my buddy that I'm talking with, he lives not here. You can do a co-host. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so over the internet. So it's like through Discord or something. So but I was also thinking about what I wanted to do that to. So like if you watch, if you go and look up like the flank or like Ben Jane, a seam or like kind of like these Call of Duty, like these Call of Duty guys, they'll do it.

They'll either do it like a legitimate through their stream and then clip like that chunk out. And that's the podcast or whatever. That's what Zuma does with the flank. He'll do it like during a part of his stream and then just clip like that hour or whatever. Kevin Smith kind of does that. And that's why he'll do a live show and then live stream it on like his Facebook and YouTube. And then they'll record that whole like literally that whole audio. Right. Goes on the podcast. Right.

And that's cool. But it's I also like doing this. How you were I kind of want to like because I have the streaming set up, like I have all that. I have the capability already to be able to video. Yeah, exactly. Like mine, mine as well. Oh, I'm ugly. Like I'm already like I'm already using OBS. I'm already I'm already using fucking stream labs. OBS, I'm already using here. I don't already have a PC you got. And that's what I'm saying, like because I have the capability to do it.

You might as well. Yeah, exactly. Like if I can do it and then I can just clip, I can record it through audacity and record it through fucking and record it through OBS. So then that way then overlay our fire. Yeah. And OBS. And I can bring him into it so we have to fucking overlays because I can give him the stream key. So then that way both of us can work it. And then we can just clip that audio and then do a podcast. So then you have a visual audio and then you just have an audio.

Yeah, that's way too much work. I like I like the audio and that's I don't really watch the video. And that's what like any of them. I think the only thing they're good for is for like scrolling through like Tic-Tac and reels. Right. You get like those little clips. So it's like, oh, I'm going to go check this out. It's a little bit different for e-sports. Like when you're like going through that.

So like if you clip that hour and a half, like you're only going to get little clips of context from shit like just before or just after. Like they clip that or whatever, like from bits leading into it. So I like the thing of this is more like a radio show. Yeah. And that's and that's essentially like I want it to be like no video.

E-sport like through like through e-sports and shit like that, because there's definitely like Call of Duty podcasts and shit like that that I've tried to find on like YouTube to see a visual that are like this. It's just audio. Like they're just talking about what's going on. The competitive side is nicer, too. I mean, we could sit here and play a game and just let the mics go.

And right. And that's what I originally what idea I had for a podcast a long time ago before this got started was I was going to do that back in the day was grab a bunch of people randomly every episode and watch movies. Yeah, it was just fucking just a big old sit around bullshit. And so like literally I was going to put the two mics up at a table and sit, you know, in front of the big 65, 70 inch TV. Right. With the surround sound going and see how see how the mics picked up.

And just literally we'll sit there for, you know, two hours. Right. Watch through all the Marvel movies or something and just be like, hey, bro, look at that bitch in the corner. Just like this is where Iron Man really goes around like. But I feel like if I did that, I'm going to get canceled by Disney anyway. No problem. Because then they're going to they're going to hear all of that in the background. Unless we watched it with headphones on.

Right. That's no fucking fun. But then, yeah, that's no fun. That's a cinematic. That's been the nice thing with like Call of Duty, like this this competitive season with Call of Duty. You notice we don't have headphones. Right. We can't hear ourselves. Right. We just put the mics down and I'm watching levels. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of what we're used to. Unless we were recording music. Exactly. I don't want to put the headphones on.

And there's no need to like necessarily hear your own music. Like, I was like, yeah, well, it's just so we can actually, you know, where you're at and then just go for it. So then that way you can keep your flow. So you actually just have your timing for shit. Right. I mean, I'm a little sad plot didn't come. Yeah, that would have been a lot of fun.

I like it. Yeah. If you guys have listened to our music, my our friend, Poltergeist, a.k.a. plot has finally he's he's back in town for good, he says. Oh, no shit. Yeah. Oh, shit. I thought he was a long story for him. Weird. Weird. I thought he was just down to visit. You never said no, he's down here for good. He moved down to like Gresham area or something. Oh, OK, gotcha. So he was going to come tonight and it was going to be a big madhouse reunion. Never fun. It's all good.

He'll be on here eventually. Yeah. We'll figure that kid. We'll figure that out. We need to go make a song together again. I just have a good old 30 year 30 year old reunion. Fuck, did you realize we do that every time, right? We'll start doing some music. Years. We'll start doing some music and we'll take a couple of year break and then we'll start doing it again and then get bored. Want to fucking need a new fucking outlet for a little while. I do podcasting now. So you do streaming.

So yeah. And that's what like that's I'm super happy to be fucking done with school so I can finally start having like I've been playing a lot. I just haven't been streaming. So I'm playing shit. It's that's been a single players. That's it's just been like my own wine. Like it's just finally after a long time, like video game is giving me like that old school dopamine rush, like even if I'm just getting absolutely shit on.

Why? I mean, you know, this big old house, I have a spare bedroom back here. Mm hmm. That'd be dope to set up a fucking office or a streamer or something. Stream room if I had the money to build a PC. Right. So, I mean, if you buy me one, let me know. Yeah. Eventually, eventually I want to upgrade mine like literally. Then I'll do a podcast in there. You know, it's like the fuck my. My gaming PC is the fucking one from fucking errands. It's like 800 bucks.

Either way, like over and I'm just getting paid off. Swap from Xbox. I mean, and that's what I'm saying. Like if anything, I put my Xbox in there and just came through the PC because. I don't want to do what you did and lose all that money in my Xbox account. Right. So it's like all your Xbox games. You can only play like a handful of them, right? Yeah. I mean, half of I mean, half of fucking what I had was off a game.

Half or three quarters was either from fucking us file sharing or getting shit off a fucking game pass. I was OK with switching to PC because anything that like most of the. Shit that I had already there. Yeah, exactly. And most of the shit that I had that I paid for, I fucking hadn't played. Fuck. God knows how long. Right. So like who fucking gave a shit? The only game I needed to have a lot and every game that I replayed.

So like the way that I looked at it is like, OK, if a majority of everything that I'm playing is either a I'm already paying for a subscription and I can just redownload it onto my PC. Or it fucking what I'm going to fucking rebuy a game once like Call of Duty. Oh, no. That's why I decided to do it right before Call of Duty came out. So I was doing was fucking playing Warzone. Right. Like so I had him. I had him W, but I wasn't going to wait for MW to to fucking come out.

I wasn't going to read download it just like a fucking play gunfight. It makes sense. But here's what I'm afraid of is if I go to PC, I'm obviously not getting rid of my series X. No, no. But if I were to, you know, go build a little stream room, office, podcast, whatever, and I go to a desktop and a gaming PC, you already know the first thing that's going on it. Oh, yeah. And I'm afraid of it. It's the reason why I refuse to own a this is why I have a shitty laptop. Right.

You know, for my shitty wall, for my shitty wall, my shitty chicken. Yeah. So I got this. So I can't play World of War. Right. Right. No, I used to like 10 years ago when this thing was brand new. When it could fucking support it barely, barely supports the podcast. So right. Oh shit. When it could support it. But it was just like it's I found that I'm afraid of, bro, is I'm going to get real bright back in after I've just found it more enjoyable because you don't have fucking limiters.

Yeah. You're not at a you're not in a frame cap. You're not at a fucking the only thing that I would want to do is get into GTA mods, the mod lobbies. Yeah. See, and that's what I'm avoiding with the role plays. That's what I'm avoiding because I will get fucking stuck. I did. I've watched dude streaming. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Hours. I'm like, oh, yeah. Like, why can't I do this on my Xbox?

So the fucking like the one of my favorite podcasts I listen to like religiously is the fucking goons like McNasty. Do you know fucking soup and fucking blarg? I've heard of them. Oh, dude, there's like if did. Oh, you want to talk about our favorite style of comedy? If that's a bro, dude, it is the stupid shit. Oh, dude, it's not exactly what it is. They're not punch lines to rate up what it is. It's just a stupid random bulls. Oh, it's fucking great. Oh, we're walking along.

They're making train. They're making fucking terrorist jokes to blarg, which he's a fucking Canadian. I mean, and he is fucking we talk. Remember, if he's a comedy. Then I'm like, I don't remember if he's I think he's Arabic. I think he's partially Arabic and it's just like even he'll make fucking jokes about it, like it's just like he'll make Twin Tower jokes. It's just like, do some of its fucking cringe and it's fucking hilarious. Right. But so that's what I want to go do, if anything.

But it'd be the GTA lobbies. And that's what like some of the shit like when they're all super funny. Because in the cop one, I think some of my favorite ones, like their videos that they'll do together as a group, excluding from the podcast, has been when they're playing like like Mario Party or whatever, not not the one where you're like on the board. It's kind of like Monopoly. That's Mario Party. Is that Mario Party? OK, yeah. I mean, it's them playing that with little mini games and.

Yeah, I would love to. Oh, dude, and it's so funny because they're just roasting each other. On my shit. We have one at home. Yeah, it's on my list. And it's like I honestly got I got we got the Nintendo Switch because our fucking we shit out. I don't even have that. And that's not playing Nintendo. And then I got I honestly picked it up to start. I picked it up and got one of the newer Pokemon games so I can start like playing with the kids and shit like that.

I thought about playing the Pokemon. And then I got a car for my son. I got a car as one so he can like sit there and like start because he like he loves to sit in my lap while I'm sitting like at my gaming chair, especially like for Call of Duty Switch. I'll switch. Oh, no, he'll actually I have like because I got a new Elite two controller. I got this well before MW two came out. And so like I'll take my Gen one and just if I'm not controller. Mm hmm. And then he'll just he'll just sit there.

Do do do do do do do do. Yeah, I do that too. I got like fucking four different controllers. Yeah. So it's like I won't use that one anymore. That's my oldest controller. I still have. I mean, the thing still works perfectly. Like it's still good. Just the biggest part of it is just the rubbers on fucking the undersides are fucking off now. So like it just feels super weird to hold even with the paddles. And I was always going to have nice stuff.

Yeah, exactly. And like the Gen two, the Elite Gen two is like it's a little more compact. And so it just feels a little more comfortable. But like I'm so inconsistent of like playing on my controller and then like, OK, now I'm getting into the higher lobbies because I'm starting to like warm up on my controller. Now I'm just starting to get fried. So it's like, all right, time to switch over to my mouse keyboard. Like, right. And then start doing people again. I might try a whole PC eventually.

It's I enjoy it. I want to just I feel like I'm in that eventually. I really would like to. I feel like I would just save up and just buy parts. I was going to say like my car, my motorcycle. I was going to say, gee, he when he built his computer, when he built his PC, I think he dropped like 15 or two grand. Yeah. But I would do mine over the course of time.

Yeah, one of my other buddies, when he I think he paid like twenty five hundred to have somebody built him his because he has no clue what the fuck he's doing. It's not rocket science. He's just he doesn't. He's not like he's a diesel mechanic. He's mechanically inclined like he's an operator. Like he should not. He's an operator like he should not finish it. But like coming to like that computer aspect of like putting that together, like that's just. Thermal paste and solder.

It's all you need. That's too delicate for him. Like he's used to shit being bigger. Like I can throw that metal gear impact. Exactly. Smack it with a purse. Yeah. Now you're dealing with the fucking motherboard and fucking fans and GPU slots and RAM sticks and shit like. Well, graphics cards. Blah, blah, blah. This has been a fun episode. It has been fun. For coming. It's been a random episode. We've been all over the fucking place. Hey, new year, new me. Hey, sports for life. Go Seattle surge.

Now, well, I mean, yeah, first episode with the new name. First episode of the year. First episode without Will. Yeah, this is a weird episode. I don't know if weird start off to the year. Return to the home. Yeah, the return of Will will be. Eventually, Will is back next episode. He'll be back. He's busy right now. He's got some shit going on. I was going to say we all have lives outside of this. Yeah, sometimes shit don't work. And I just decided to just get some content out for people.

Everybody's well, I needed to. I mean, if you if you want it, if you want to stay current, you have to put out content. Yeah. So we've had Christmas and New Year's. Right. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah. So. Yeah. Well, welcome back home, Ninja. Yeah. Yes, sir. I look forward to your podcast. Yeah, no shit. I'm not sure how fast I'll be able to start getting that in the works. Like I said, I just finished school. I'm working. You got the money. Yeah, I'm going to be working two jobs.

You I would suggest starting it before the video part. Right. Yeah. Because you can go and you could do what we're doing. Yeah. And then just I mean, sit here and talk, talk, record it over, record it over, discord and shit like that. I go just on. I use audacity. Well, it's just like audition audition. Yeah. Same thing we used to do music on. I thought it was you told me audacity. No audition. Yeah. Well, the one the one that what you said was audacity. Yeah, bad. I get the three.

I'll have to redownload it because I was using audacity because I remember I'm like trying to sit there and I was like, this isn't the one I remember. No, I just it's the same one we used to do music on. Oh, and that's why I was looking at it. And I was remember it. Yeah, it looked like the way that it does on your laptop right now. And then it's like audacity. I was like, yeah, it's the same. I remember how to do this. This is all different. What buttons do I click again?

I have different channels like here's mine and here's yours. Yeah, like I remember doing all that because I remember setting up the first channel for the beat and then recording my audio channel. And then how many other layers I want to go on in that. I still have all a lot of that old music still sitting on there. This laptop's old as fuck, bro. Oh, that's what like I'd like to do something on my computer, like just because it is newer. It's got a little bit more faster.

It's a lot faster than mine. So it's like it's it'd be nice. It's a little restricted because like I don't have the best like like the best Internet for quote unquote the area per se. But it's like, gee, bro, we're good. It's I mean, I have five G at my house for phone service, but I don't got fucking five G Internet. You should look at Xfinity, don't you? Yeah, fuck that. So we before we moved here, we swapped over from Xfinity because my one year, whatever. Oh, yeah.

And so it went up to like 80 bucks. And I was like, no, yeah, I'm good. And then I looked into Verizon because I have Verizon on my phone. Oh, that little like twenty five dollar pod thing or whatever. Well, it's no, it's like a little it's literally the Internet. It's a little router. Takes no cords except for a power cord. Huh? And then like ethernet if you want to write. But it's a five G Internet. So it runs off the five G towers. So you have to have good service, though, for it to run.

Well, my apartment, I was really close to a five G tower here at this house. There's a five G tower like two houses down. You could see it from the backyard. Literally. Yeah, I was going to say my service is real good here. So you could literally I could see the tower and I think I have. That wouldn't be worth it for me because I only have like two bars of five G. Well, you never know phone. I think the phones are different. Right.

I mean, it's five G, but like sometimes my phone would be acting weird. Well, yeah, it doesn't have the same. It doesn't have the same processing power as like a laptop or a PC. And so I like the five G Internet. It's been it's I would love to go fucking fiber if I could. It's literally the same speed of the Xfinity I had. And I paid twenty five bucks. Right. Yeah. No, limited. There's no cap either. Like Xfinity does. Yeah, I know.

That's one thing I've kind of like I've kind of thought about it because having Verizon, I could add that to my line. It's twenty five bucks. And I literally have my own fucking Internet. Yeah. If you have your own unlimited plan, it's like twenty five or thirty five bucks. Yeah. And then you get 30 days for free. Yeah. So it's like you don't like it. You send it back and it's super simple. Yeah. And then just try it out.

So then that way, because we have so much shit because, you know, a girl and her mom are doing their medical shit on their laptop. Like my router sitting right at the Xbox plugged in like, yeah, like you threw that to the Xbox. And I can't like and I have I'm upstairs in the office and the routers downstairs. I like that'd be a fucking 100 foot Ethernet cord and the fucking fly. You know, five, you just stick it in the window.

So like, yeah, I just have to strike it like across the just like across. I would call them. I'd call them. I thought about all of them and have them run the five G test for your address. That's what I would do. But anyways, now we're getting into all this fun, technical shit. I look forward to your podcast soon. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. You're streaming because I'm going to come fuck with you.

Yeah, now it's going to be now that the nights that I'm not working, I'm going to try and get try and get back into a schedule, at least like two nights a week, get back into streaming and hopefully it's not during my schedules. I don't know. Usually, normally, it's like usually my stream time is like from seven to like seven to ten or eight to a year. It was either too late. Like I'm doing dinner and getting kids to bed and getting ready to go to bed.

That's what like and then I would usually get on after the kids go to bed. Right. And then it's like as soon as I would get on me after the kids going to bed, like it's but see, my kids go to bed later. Right. Like nine, 10. Yeah, I was going to say that I just like so then I would get on for like an hour or two and then go to bed. Mm hmm. But like as soon as I get on, you're getting off. Right.

It's like and then it's like, but my kids are my kids are also getting up just after we do something that way we can take them to fucking daycare. So I see start in the one goes to school because she's eight. Yep. Yeah. No, I was a very early enough. And then the other one sleeps in and gets up when he wants. Yeah. Yeah. I was a. He gets up like nine. Yeah. Eight or nine. I was to say, even like on the weekends because of that, like little man's up at like chill on the weekends.

I'm not even I'm not even up to 11. Well, it's like last night, fucking all the shit goes down. Fuck old lady and her mama there. They're fucking like half fucking tatered. So they're fucking all hella hungover. I get like two and a half hours of fucking sleep. And then little man wakes up. Mm hmm. Like, so like I gave him some juice. I go take a shower. He's like just chilling out, kind of seem like he's sleeping.

I was like, all right, start playing like load into Call of Duty to play for a little bit. Kind of just like keep myself just kind of like keep myself awake or whatever. Just keep myself kind of busy and. Hear him, hear him fucking like rummaging around because I have the door to the office open the door to our bedroom, so I can still hear him. And so I was like, fuck, get out of that match because I just loaded into a match. Get out of that match, get him set up watching Buzz Lightyear.

And then like he just watched that movie while I fucking played like four or five matches Call of Duty. And then we went downstairs because he started being a little shit head. This is mine. I'll just go put Fast and Furious on. Oh, yes, he's cars. But it's it's not it's transition from the movies to Cars on the Road. Yeah, like a little and it fuck. I hate I'm not going to lie. I hate fucking changing that shit every fucking six minutes.

Fucking annoying. Go. Oh, you're talking about Cars, the movie. Yeah. So like movie. OK. I'm talking about like Fast and Furious. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I get what you know. He's stuck. My son like he likes Lightning McQueen and all that. He loves those movies. But if you want to change it up, try this, because this is what I did is go to YouTube and type in like tuner cars leaving car meets. And why not?

So it's literally like it'll be like 15, 20 minute videos of like you're it's usually in Europe because they legalize burnouts and shit over there. Nobody gives a fuck. Right. But you'll see like skylines and Supras and just get just tacked out, you know, beautiful looking, you know, just like it's fast and beautiful. Just beautifully modified cars. And, you know, they're leaving. So they're like, you know, what pop pop pop pop in two step. They're doing burnout.

Some of them are doing what fuck. It's a little do. This kid will sit there at the TV for over an hour. Will not move. He's just sitting there. That's it. And then like he he's got a fucking big old tub of hot wheels. That's what he'll do. Yeah, he'll drive them. I'll show you a video, but he'll drive those little hot wheels around. He's drifting them around. Why pop pop pop? I'll do that in the story. Sitting in the car. I'm just like, why not? I don't know. Let's stop it, Daddy.

We'll go. We'll go in the Subaru. Like Dad, do the pops because my exhaust pops. You know, when I shift really good and all that, you get a little backfire. Yeah. So pop pop pop pop. And he's just like, yeah, I'm like, just push clutch and hit accelerator. Let it wrap up a little bit. And then the car meets with the car shows. Oh, this kid loves it. Try that. Yeah. If he if he's into Lightning McQueen and all that, try it. You might figure that out. I mean, my kid's obsessed with it.

So but I mean, so am I. I'm fucking hearing YouTube all the fucking time. Fucking. Yeah. But anyways, I'll say we're how long we are at an hour and 33. Fucking let's call it there, I guess. Yeah, we're calling it good. Yeah. I'll say overshot a little bit, just like last time. At least last. Oh, dude. Three hours. It's a damn good. There was three of us and we were. That was a damn. All we were having fun. Then, you know, in two hour break in the middle.

Right. No, shit. I was fucking five hour ordeal. It was ridiculous. Anyways, thank you for coming, bro. Oh, thank you. Love me, Doug. You know, you're my homie. Oh, of course. Of course. I know we necessarily don't keep in touch the best from time to time. But we're adults. It's like that saying, you got to. I may not have talked to you for five years, but I'll reply to a text. Yeah, it was yesterday. Yeah, it's like a like the friendship never fucking dropped off,

even if we talked to me. It's the ho ninja. Yeah. Yeah. Always an infamous. Change your stream name. More Fergie. Just ho. I can get demon. I can get fucking demonetized for that because it says ho. Like straight the fuck up, dude. That's yeah, I can get demonetized for my name. So it's ho ho ho ninja. They call me Santa Claus. They call me the they call me to Christmas. How ninja? They call me Saint Nicholas. But you get to that. You call me pimp daddy Nick.

So to get to that part, so everybody plugs in their bullshit. So it's FBG forward slash the Ferg for 20 Twitch TV forward slash for for 20. The Ferg for 20. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, that's just the easiest way to go, because when I made my Facebook page, it's just already what I had. So they just fucking gave it to me. It works. It's Fergie. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. Fergie. Go back and listen to the previous episode. Yeah. It was on for three hours. Yeah. God, that was fucking call.

Call me the ho ninja. It was like the 10th episode. Yeah, this is like episode 29 or 30. Oh, shut. Yeah. It's been a while. You hit like you sent me that picture. You hit like what top? We were like top top five. Yeah. In Norway or something like that. Yeah, I mean, that's still a country. Yeah. Yeah, that still like that's that's still an accurate something. We were like the top 10 of people's podcasts in America. Somewhere, I don't remember. It was like the top 10 of everybody on their list.

It was tight. So. So thanks for the invite, man. Thanks for having me on. Yeah. Thanks for hanging out. I'm is we ain't got will. So right now. I'm going to now I'm going to sign off with the new name. Oh, this is ADHD guys. I'm James. I'm Fergie. And this is imagine this is will. So that's well. All right. Y'all have a good night. Thanks for coming.