FILLER: Call Me The Hoe Ninja Pt 2

Alright, this is part 2 of Call Me The Ho Ninja. Let's just jump straight in. Enjoy. You are now tuned in to the epicenter of geek news. With your hosts, the slippery, online streamer warlord with the skills to back it up, Fergie. And the master of Marvel, the cinema showstopper, Chaotic. This is Tenacious Geeks. I don't know bro, I'll talk about it later. Works for me. So, you have a topic Will, what's up?

Since we haven't had a chance to have it on this one, what are your thoughts on polygamy or monogamy? We've talked about that a few times. Not with him. It's a different person. Do I have an issue with it? Nah. I'm monogamous, I'm with my girlfriend, we have a child together. But do I have an issue with people doing it? No. If anything to me, because how they've slandered it across fucking TV, it's just kind of fucking comical.

And I don't mean that to be like in a mean way, like just the representations that they put on like Sister Wives and shit to me, like is just kind of comical. Like, yeah, for the pure fact of like with like you were saying on previous episodes about fucking glorifying PDSM and shit like that through Fifty Shades of Grey, like kind of did the same fucking thing for all of that shit. And that aspect through fucking Sister Wives. You put it on TV, people follow. Exactly. Like fucking.

That's simple. I mean, love with teal and tequila. Like, look what that fucking started. She got her ass beat at a gathering of the jugalos and never showed back up. I remember I still remember the footage like she got blasted in the face with a rock. Rock. I still want to know what she said to make them that pissed. They didn't like her. Literally. Juggalos did not like her because of what she represented, what she was. Like sexual shit is not for those kind of people.

OK, you go out there and it's all about look at my body, look at how hot I am, blah, blah, blah. No, they're not about that shit. But there are women that like and men even that go out and they look really fucking good. Like, but that was all teal like tequila had. She was just she was just a fucking glorified sex. No, dude, I just like super cocky and juggalos are not about that shit. That's where it got her, because I've seen some some girls at some of the events that are fucking.

They were trying to tip the bitch's trailer over. Yeah, because because like her ego. Yeah, is what pissed them off is what that's what I gather from it. She got booked because of her name and what they thought it would bring. And it backfired hard and she disappeared from the limelight after that. Well, not so much. She started seeing some fucking shit. I have not seen her since. Oh, dude, I'm just going to put it this way. She got debo. No, she got debunked. She got juggaload.

No, don't do that. No, don't try it. I don't take this aspect away from Debo like that. You're going to run up and run your chain. How about you? What you got on my 40, bro? I like that chain, homie. You got on my 40, bro. Right. Don't be a menace in South Central. We're drinking gin and he was the first person I witnessed like he smelled ass on his straw and still drink from it. Just saying. Anyway, fuck. You know that part when Smokey's trying to get his fucking pants?

Yeah. Yeah. Got his little. I've seen that movie way too many times. Got his little straw and fuck it. That straw had a lot more strength to it than I gave it credit for. I thought that bitch was going to make that little whistle noise. Oh, dude, you say that. The only thing that pops into my head is I went to McDonald's and they gave me some fucking clown juice. Wow. So, so, OK, here's a here's a question like I haven't exactly asked anybody outside of him directly.

When it comes to like hypothetical, if you're your woman, wife, girlfriend has some fantasy and was like, babe, I had a fantasy of this. What is generally your response? Like if it's something like from OK, I want to do but play or I want to do role playing or I want to do play. Well, it's broad like either. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's just because we're men and we're fucking children. That is true.

Yeah. That's the only fucking reason we hear but play or or let's say she had a dream that you and another man with her. Now see that that one specifically like I'm down to try most things like if it came down to it, I don't know. It's a 50 50. I'd say yes. I mean, you always make the jokes with your homie taking bitches to Paris and shit like the lady bitch. Yeah, we do say that. Yeah, I'm not calling her. No, no, no, no, no, I'm just saying.

I'm like a bitch like the bitches you pull from the club and shit, you know, yeah, dotty gotties. Exactly. Lottie dotty. We like to thought he was. But like, I mean, I'm I'm down to experiment. I'm down to try shit like if she came to me with a fantasy or something like that, like I'd probably be down to try it. Yeah. See, and that's something that I I personally that's why I like having these little segments where I talk about it because sex talk with will.

Exactly. Now, I'm going to let you know right now, like further on down the line, that's going to be like a segue that people are like, if you don't do that on the show, people are going to be pissed. It all about it in the episode. And I know it was requested. Oh, yeah, that's right. You were telling me earlier. It was requested. Yeah. I'm not a viewer. And same shit. Same shit. So like and that's the thing, like I want to loosen up the reins on it. So like so here.

So in the future, I have friends that like I personally want to have them in a better situation than my cold garage. Right. My feet are a little chilly. I'm not going to lie. Right. But I want I want to have women who I know that are sex workers and things like that, like friends of mine to come on and talk about it. I think I've only ever met like one or two girls that are like actually open that I've known that have like done like only fans or anything like that.

Like, so I don't get like I really don't give two shits like I, you know, of course, us as individuals and shit like that. We have our own personal lines where we draw with certain things. Like I'm never opposed to having a fucking conversation with somebody. Exactly. So I got a question. I'm going to say this the funny way, because like this is the best way I know. If you a hoe and you want to talk about being a ho shit, we talk about you being a hobish. Let's do it.

All right. I love those stories. I got a very serious. There's some fucking great counteract story here. Girls love other girls host stories like and what women women what you're going to learn in this moment in time is that we enjoy the whole stories just as much and not for the reasons that you think it's for the reasons that you and your other girlfriends enjoy the host stories because they're fucking hilarious. See, but like it's like drug stories for you.

For me, personally, for me personally, I can listen to host stories from home girls. I can't hear past stories about my partners. I get weird about it. See, I could give two fucks less. I don't know. I just I just like I don't want to hear about that shit. Me personally, right? I agree with him. If your girlfriends are sitting up there talking about some shit. Cool. Throw in a story of us. I don't care if they know about my dick. Right. I don't care. You know how weird that sounds like.

So sitting sitting here listening to something like listening to you say that being somebody like I get fucking two fucks like here and you say that like you don't care one way. But in like a different reciprocal fashion, it bugs you like to me and my brain. That's like that sounds so contradicting. I'm like I'm not saying that to be like mean or like that's just logically it does. It just it sounds extremely contradicting. And the point of like, OK, why is that OK?

And the other way is not because I'm not with them. Fair. Like, I mean, that's the thing. Like, I don't want to because to me, I'm. Like, I want to be I'm king of the castle, so to speak, in my relationship. Like, I'm not saying that you're not my equivalent. He doesn't want to hear about other kings in the exactly like I don't want to hear about other motherfuckers in the playground. I'm sure the queen doesn't want to hear the same thing.

It's like there's plenty of fish in the sea. This my fucking fish is my fish. Exactly like keep them worms over there. But here's the thing. Like, my lady, like her ex, like I've seen him. I also told him I beat him to death. Yes, he I can't I can't I can't do that because like my life, if you did my girl, like they're really they're co-parenting really good. So like I have to be nice as much as I totally like to see. But that's a relationship you've established.

Hold on. I got I got something I have to ask and I'm sorry I interrupted this time. But your kids are your kids. Yeah, my kids are my kids. You have a step kid. How does that how does that feel to you? Like, I mean, because as a kid, I wouldn't see it as being no, no, no. What do you mean by that question? Well, because like give me a little deeper. So like context. So I have a daughter from a previous relationship. So my wife is a step mom.

Same with your lady. You have your oldest son with your ex wife. And then so your lady's a step mom as well. But there are kids. Oh, so I'm the one sitting here that's actually in their shoes. Yes, you're a step dad. Granted, you do have your own son, too. But you're a step dad. I was a step dad first before I had my son. How because I've never been able to experience that, so I can't experience what my wife goes through. So it's how does that feel like from your standpoint?

So it differs for it differs for everybody, like people who weren't like like what was saying over here, like he was he was a step kid, like he was a kid raised in an exterior family that brought you in. Like I was the same way. Like I tell people that I have three different families. I got my biological family, my mom that had me. Like then I have my step mom that raised me and then I have the step mom that my dad's with now, the lady that my dad's with now.

And I will for always and forever call all three of them my mothers. One of them is my mother. One of them is my mom. One of them is mommy. Mommy is the one that's here that I talk to like really regularly go over to their house for dinner and stuff like that. Like that's moms. My mom is the one in Idaho. She's the one that raised me. Like she had I was with her from the time I was like four till the time I was like 13.

That's awesome, though. Yeah. And then I came here and then I came here to be with the lady that my dad's with now. Much respect for her for dealing with fucking our dumbasses. But but how does that feel being a dad? It's it's. So now you're the first time I've ever anybody's ever actually asked. So you are in your step mom's shoes now. Oh, absolutely. Have you been hit with the age old statement? You're not my dad. Oh, no, not yet. Oh, no, not yet.

Not not to a point because she's only four to where it's like holds any like genuine anything behind it because like she hardly ever calls me dad. We call each other monster. Like from day one since I met that little girl, I've always called her monster. Yeah. So like she's repeated what you call her. So like her grandma calls her boo boo. So she calls her grandma boo boo. So like for the longest time, grandpa was booger because that's what he called her.

Yeah. So like her aunt, my girlfriend's sister, she's Titi. Like, OK, yeah. So my son's got Titi's. Yeah. So he's Gigi's. We have our own little name. Has she called me daddy? And does she call me daddy monster from time to time? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Does she know the distinguished difference between me and her dad? Oh, absolutely. Does it make your heart flutter? Oh, I love it. Yeah. There you go. I love it. I wish I wish we had a camera just to show that shit eating grin.

Yeah. Just your ear to ear. Do you when I hear her say like I get there's there's been two times where she's called me dad or daddy, where it's been really awkward for me. And that's in front of her dad. Dad, it's happened like twice. And I'm like, oh, yeah, baby, come on. This is like daddy. Look. And I know she's not talking to her dad. And I'm like, so essentially like that. That's your kid, essentially.

Oh, absolutely. 100 percent. Like if anything were to ever happen, like with me and my girl. Oh, yeah. So together, I'm still going to be like, oh, he can't take her for a weekend because he's going fishing for fucking something, whatever. And like that's not to bash on him. Like he fishes, makes content on YouTube is like doing pretty good with us starting to pick up sponsorships. That's cool. Yeah. Shout out for him doing his thing.

Like whatever differences me and him have, like shout out to him doing his thing and shit like that. We're all trying to do our things like I would love to truly be a friend with the dude. So for the pure reason of like how he's talked to her, like there's always going to be a side. So on that note, how makes how does it feel? I agree. How does it feel interacting with that? We hardly ever interact like it's at drop like drop off in exchange really.

Like he doesn't come. We don't do stuff together. And that's on his account. We invite him to come do shit like we ride quads. We go camping and stuff like that. We invite him to go riding and stuff like that. He's just not comfortable being around us. OK, like we try to invite him. Like I said, I'd love to be friends with the dude, but like he's not giving me the opportunity to. No, I see. I don't I don't feel the same way. So I don't know how weird, bro.

It's really weird because it's like you granted I've only invited my like. So I raised my nieces and nephews for my siblings and shit like that. Like I told you earlier, like half my family was on drugs and shit. I was growing up. I raised my nieces and nephews. So like I already had a really good inclination and shit like that of like raising kids. The only difference for me really, and I will still stand on this to this day, is that.

It's just it's it is a little bit different when it's your own kid. There are lots of similarities and experiences and shit that you can pull on from that. But it's the age old saying like you can give those ones back. I can't give this one back. This one's mine. Yeah. But well, that's why I'm asking, because like ours are ours. I've never been in that that situation.

It's some of the it's another one of those things like I was saying that like you can't really like fully describe it or express it until you've like. There's really no difference to describe like holding your child in your arms for the first time. Like true that. Yeah. There's there's really no feeling that you can compare to like letting a child in that's not yours. Like so and what I mean and I mean that like the full wholehearted way, like you look at them as no difference.

Like I treat my son no differently than I treat my daughter. And I chose specifically to say it that way purposefully, like I treat them no different. Like I mean, except for the difference, you would treat a fucking one year one and a half year old, four year old. Besides that, I got one and a half and seven. So you understand the difference.

Like, of course, the seven year old or the four year old is going to hold a little more responsibility and be held to a little by your standard than the fucking one year old. Yeah. Yeah. You know, besides those differences, no, I don't treat them any fucking differently. That's my daughter. Like, yeah, and that's if I could go, if it came down to fucking who wins this fistfight, who gets to be fucking dead on stomping his teeth out to make sure I'm dead.

Like, yeah, that's the same time. I mean, he is dead. You know, I absolutely show him his respect. That's just my feeling is me as a person. Like I that's how much I want her to genuinely be my daughter. Like is weird to some people that may sound like I grew up in a step. It doesn't sound weird at all. Like to some people it will, though, like to some people it will be weird. Why would you want to take somebody? Why would you want to take upon somebody else's responsibility?

Why the fuck not? Yeah, they're ignorant as fuck. Like, for instance, like if like I give major props to my wife for what she did, there's I'm not going to lie. There hasn't been times I've there's definitely been times where I've wanted to step away or haven't done the classic like that's yours. Yeah, like, yeah, she came in my daughter and she's like, that's fucking you deal. Well, you know, you know my daughter. So. And you know, my wife, you know, you're the best man in my life.

But so my wife came in when my daughter was still little. So she's kind of grown up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was still really young. Yeah. And it was like, sorry to her. It's all good. I got her name tattooed on my arm. Well, I know that. Well, I don't think that's different. That's on your body. I got my name tattooed on my fucking throat. I don't mind. Oh, that that's for her. Nice. And then the. OK, we're going to show off tattoos now.

Chris Antimum in the center of my throat is because they're both November babies and then his footprints. But I just I just want to say, though, that it's fucking so bad, bro. I've always wondered that because I've never been able to be one of those. It's weird. So it's like I've never I've never dated anybody that had a kid prior. You've always been the one with the kid. Exactly. Yeah. And so it's like I give my wife major props for this because I know I still.

She's like, you got to see it from my point of view is like I never can because I've never been able to experience the best thing I can only go off of the best thing you can do is this literally like take taking it into that perspective, like of wanting to understand more and like try to better understand more is literally ask like that fucking question. You just asked me like, ask her like what how? What draws you to this? What makes you is it is it a natural paternal thing?

Like just wanting to be a mom like your drive to do that, because like, for prime example, her dad's girlfriend, they had a kid together. And before they had to get together, she was all about monster, like all about her like that, like I am like, you know, that's the baby. Well, the big difference between me and her, she got pregnant, had the kid, had a kid. It was all about her kid.

Then she started like treating monster weird and like she started freaking out, not wanting to go over there and like started developing little weird ticks and shit like. And we just couldn't figure it out and then finally figured it out, like almost to the point where he was like, if you don't fix your shit like. You got to go. Yeah, like, yeah, I'll give a fuck. That's my child. That's our child. You're going to treat my child like it's your child.

Yeah. When people we decide to like, no, that's my own my kid. Like when people decide to be with motherfuckers who treat their child wrong and still stick with that person, it gets under my. Oh, do you? I'm not going to lie. Absolutely. I'm not a person who believes I'm laying their hands on women. But like if I see a woman doing wrong to a fucking child, I'll pimp slap shit out of her. Did I like to mean gender don't matter.

Like you don't lay your hands on. No, no, no, no. What was it? What was it? Me too. But at the same time, like. So what was it mom used to say? She step up like a dude. She can get hit like a dude. Exactly. Well, talk like a duck, get smacked like a duck. With that context is everything. Yeah. With that, like if she comes at you with a knife or a weapon, she's trying to fucking stop. Yeah, I'm going to knock your teeth out like you're a goddamn man. So funny story.

Storytime story. Storytime with Will. Me and my buddy, we were young, stupid. We were intoxicated. We went to the store to go grab some some more beer cigarettes, right? There's another car that pulls up, out hops this fucking just wig a dick hard wig. It's a wig a dick. We're killing him right now. He hops out. Holy shit. We're talking about a white boy that's dressed like a super hood. It's the funniest shit because he was dressed very similar to like them franchise boys.

Oh, with the long ass white. Just fucking humongous fucking clothes. Now, I bet he did. Yeah, my buddy, he's sitting up there and he's fucking like he's country boy. Yeah, always has been a tight clothes. No, not even tight, but fitting. Right. OK. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wranglers. And so he's sitting up there and he starts clowning on boy because dude hops out like he's got some fucking tough ass problem with my buddy because my buddy just kind of looks like what the fuck is he wearing?

So did you? Yeah, he started. He starts barking. Next thing you know, this girl hops out. It happens to be old boy's girlfriend. She's getting in my buddy's face, freaking out. And then fucking he's just egging this dude on now. Like now your buddy or the no, my buddy is because his old lady's fucking chirping. So now clarify. Now he's like, you want that tough. Now we're going to put it to the test. Swing. Swing. Let's do some. And so do some pressing this guy.

He's just fucking your fucking pussy. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Not even pay attention to the little chihuahua. No. And she she hops up smacks my buddy. He's like, you're gonna let your bitch hit me before you, you fucking. He doesn't even bat an eye at this girl. He doesn't bat an eye at her. He just like, I think that pissed her off even more that he did not acknowledge her.

She hit him and then she's got this big ass tank of a fucking girl come out behind out of the car and she comes up with a closed fizzle. Hey, bitch, you're as big as a man. I will hit you. I will hit you. And she's like, I'm going to call a call. Hey, y'all swung first column. Like, what are you going to say? Like, you are my size. You're in my face hitting me. I was like, it's on camera, stupid. And so they just hopped in the car and left.

Dudes trying to talk all kinds of big ass shit out the window as they're driving off hanging out the passenger side of your best friend. It was bad. But me and my boy just go in the store, grab some boo. Continue on with the day. Yeah, we just went about like a shit happy. Look at each other driving away. What the fuck? We just started fucking dying. It's one of those moments you're like, did that really just fucking happen? Like, man, I got I got some unbelievable stories.

All right. What's the next topic? OK, I got one more question for you. And it goes back to the whole dad thing. OK, so your stepdad just became new dad. Oh, what? Year and a half ago. OK. Best feeling in the world. Is getting them hugs, right? Oh, bro, it's their smiles for me. Is it for me? It's their smile. I just like because half the time they get like both of them get their mom. Like they both go through like they're they get fucking like non-affectionate spirits talking to the mic, sir.

And that comes from their mom because like they're the head of the two of us, like I'm the affectionate one. Like, oh, totally. And like so like monster like around bedtime. Hey, I guess some love. No, thank you. You little shit. Can I get a hug? No, thank you. Can I get a high five? No, thank you. Like my son started doing it, too. It's like, can I get a kiss, Bubba? Is this shake his head? Oh, hello, Violet Lee. Shit, I'm like, you little son of a bitch.

So my son's about the same age as yours. And now I'll come home from work. First thing he does is come run and hug my knee. Oh, so I'll go. I'll go pick him up. I can have the hair. And he's like right up to me because normally he's got his pinky in his mouth right up to him with them big old blue eyes and his arms up. Yeah, mine is hug my knee and then run away. And I swear to God, I could have the hardest day in the world. Oh, yeah, bro. Done and over with.

No, my favorite feeling of my the best for me is snuggling with my babies. Yes. I might still long enough. Whenever whenever we go whenever we go to do visits with with my oldest, we'll we'll we'll generally do what he wants. I'll find some way to make it happen no matter what it is. Right. Whether it be arcade, movies, whatever. Swimming like we'll intentionally book a hotel for the pool.

And, you know, like some days he'll just want to hang out in the in the hotel room and play video games and watch movies and just do nothing. Just kick it and it always turns into like. So we get two beds. Mm hmm. Every time. It doesn't matter where I'm at. Your oldest. Hey, hey, yep. No matter where I'm at. Him and his brother. Mind you, these two are from two separate moms, but they're thick as fucking thieves since day one. Oh, they're boys. Yeah. Yeah, they're both.

They jumped me the fucking the first day they met. That's what he said. He jumped you. One's going to be the lawyer. One's going to be getting bailed. I still say gang shit. Yeah, we were at a pumpkin patch. Like quick little cliff note, we were at a pumpkin patch. This is the first day that my boys met. And my youngest little chunky boy, he likes fucking donuts. So he has a donut in his hand. And then my oldest, he just wants a rough house because that's that's our thing.

So he starts jumping on me and just beat me up. My youngest had his back to the court. He's got that fucking donut. He said, gang shit. Yeah, he said, I don't know. He's righty. But he had that donut in his right hand already. So he's just throwing me a punch with his offhand like I got you. I got you. He said, I'm going to do shit because I'm eating the donut by hell. You beat on my dad. Let's go. But the thing is, is no, they started.

I've started doing that with like Monster, like getting a little more because like that, like let that be her and her dad's thing, because like my girlfriend told me like he likes to like wrestle and rough around with her and stuff like that. So like I try and be like the more like new like try to be the more neutral one. Yeah, because you don't want to replace, but you also don't. Yeah, exactly. So like I'm still trying to find like my own little niche with her and stuff like that.

So like I find different things. So like she's gotten interested in like Beyblade because like I come to die hard, like die hard anime cartoon. Oh, yeah. So like come down watching Beyblade or something. Like she sat there and watch Naruto with me. Like she's watched Beyblade with me. Eventually, I guarantee I'll get her to watch Power Rangers with me. OK, quick question. Favorite anime round favorite anime. You beat me to it. You would. Oh, shit. Of all time or currently all time.

Oh, shit. Probably. Obviously, currently would go in there. Full metal alchemist. Brotherhood, which brotherhood, brotherhood. Of course. No, no, no, no, no. No, the original. No, I'm sorry. I can't do it. Brotherhood. I'm with him. Like I'm with him. No, I like brotherhood better. I liked I liked the version with less bullshit. What are you talking about? So the point of anime is the filler episodes full for the fucking for shounen's. Yeah. For any of them. The fucking bitch.

Are we talking about bleach or Naruto? Don't get me started on bleach. That is my all time favorite. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Bleach top three songs. Hey, no, I have a lot of hands down. Top three favorite bleach. Oh, easy. That is my number one. Well, I'm just saying, like, so like that's easy. Like top three. I can already tell you what his is. What? What? Please do entice me. What's my. Akira. That's a movie. It's still an anime. But no, I didn't specify show. I just said anime.

No, I absolutely love them. Well, number two, I mean, for me, the ghost in the show. I'll say like that. Also, the show was good. You know what? I was super hit miss with some of ghost in the show. Like the like the show wasn't like the show wasn't bad to me. Like I was a fan of it and I would watch it. But like some of the movies and show like that, like that they did from it. I know that, but my absolute all time favorite anime Samurai Champloo. Oh, do you hear? Absolutely.

I don't know that one's up there. That one's like classic with like Cowboy Bebop. Dude, I know I got really been on the. No, I have. No, I have not watched it because of the horrible reviews and I don't. Have it on it. Don't watch it. Just because I was such a big Cowboy Bebop fan like so. So one of the. I tried to save you guys the time. Don't watch it. The podcast I was telling you about like fucking a few days ago or whatever. Yeah, they went over that. Just don't watch it. Like just don't.

And like just the reviews that I heard from that, I was like, essentially what they said, they were like, if you never really watched Cowboy Bebop like beforehand, like watch the actual man and shit like that, like as a cinematic like movie and shit like that, like it wasn't bad. Yeah, like but like if you're a Cowboy Bebop fan and you watch that and like you're a real Cowboy Bebop fan, that shit was garbage. And I'm like, it's exactly what happened with Dragon Ball Evolution.

See, and that's what like that fucking I didn't even make it to super or GT. Dragon Ball Z was the Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z. That's a wrap. I just there it is. I just I literally just lost. Yeah, exactly. I just lost just just a little bit of respect for you. No, not watching super. Fuck all that fucking wrong. I read it. I've been watching there. That was the thing like I've been watching. He read the manga like you got to get off. You did not read super. Shut up. You want to try that again?

Their channel did not read super. Bet me. Bet shit. You're about to lose your money. Bet anyways. Oh, yeah. Now you're just being a piece of shit. You're just being a piece of. How long was the tournament of power, Will? I don't know, dude. I'm not going to fucking sit there and think. All right. Anyways, 42 minutes. So don't give a fuck. It's the longest tournament in history. You know why? Because I read it. So it lasted as long as my imagination wanted. Big fact. Touche.

So are we talking about classics and shit like that? Fucking Death Note. Talking to the mic, sir. No, that's not even a classic. Yes, it is. That's old enough now to be considered like 20 years ago. Close enough. I think it was like like 10, 15. No, if you're talking. If we're talking anime time span, bro, like five years is a classic. Hey, if we're if we're talking, if we're talking about a movie was trash, though, I got to say that. I watched like half of it was trash. It says the North Star.

Everybody can suck a dick. Fuck you. The original. The original initial D. That's a go to for any car guy. True. Oh, you want to go classy. They actually didn't do too bad on the live action either. See, I still actually like it. I did not even watch that either. I just I couldn't. I liked it. Did you? I'm trying to like the ones that's not like I say it. You guys are going to be like, yeah. No, then there was there was one that used to be on Netflix called Desert Punk. I really liked that one.

No, it was that I see. If we're talking about Netflix ones, I still never desert. Wasn't a Netflix one, though, like it was on Netflix. It wasn't. They got me because it platformed on Netflix. Originally, the bigger I said, I never seven deadly sins. I was just going to bring it to the last three seasons. I couldn't get past the first one. They started doing really good with the movies. I know movies were the shit. I couldn't get past the first season of that damn show.

What? Seven Deadly Sins? Yes. It bugged the shit out of me. Dude, Meliodas is and we're talking about a guy who was like 300 episodes of bleach over here. Big facts. But I never watched Bleach. I couldn't I couldn't do. I do. Talk about that shit. How high do you for fucking the thousand year blood work? I don't want to talk about that. All right. Dude, I mean, if you watch one piece. Oh, dude, I just started rewatching it. I like watching it. It hasn't ended.

No, like rewatching from like where I left off. So this thing's been going. It's like 900 episodes. Oh, no, it's over. It's over. So the manga, the manga is well over a thousand. Well, I know the manga. I think the show has been going on for like 10 years. Oh, yeah. No, they're I don't think a buddy of mine was just trying to get me to watch it. And he's like, oh, yeah, if you start now, you could catch up. And, you know, a couple of years. I'm like, dude, don't shit.

It's like, dude, I just spent the last like two years. Watch the supernatural. They don't want to. I am. And that was only like highly recommend. I have to recommend. Oh, highly recommend. It was the point of I just spent all that time on that. I'm not going to catch up on one piece. That show was done. I could binge it all. I'm not. No, it was. So I've been like, I've been watching like YouTube channels and shit like that to like keep up with it because like it's getting fucking good.

OK, like I got I got the one show that I actually binge watched. I got some after you was like years after it ended. Yeah. Fucking Game of Thrones. See, I still never watched fucking Game of Thrones. Honestly, like I liked it, but I also hated it. I did not watch the first two seasons because it was just so high. So I read the books and then I started watching it live. So to answer your question. Yeah. For one piece. Yeah. They current episode is one thousand fourteen. Oh, Jesus Christ.

You know, it was actually the look on my face. A really good live action rendition battle angel. That was a good never watched that. I was the shit. I never remember that for years. Didn't they do a live action for it? Yeah. Yeah. And you guys watch this spin off into like new shit because the fucking some of the new gens. I mean, Rurona Kenshin was really good, too. Oh, hell yeah. Yes. Inuyasha. I remember when I was. Have you seen the fucking the news they've done off that?

So it's essentially it's a Inuyasha and fucking Kagome's kid. Like, and that's what it played. No, dude, I don't like the. Yeah, you're going to have to edit that out. Yeah, I apologize. But like, it's actually like I was after the first season because it's like when they started dubbing it and it actually wasn't bad. Like, I didn't get to like into it far enough where it like everything started. You know, I hate it when they do. I got one. But that's the thing.

They did not go the way that like I think it did, like, because I can't want like 100 percent honestly say like that's Kagome and fucking Inuyasha's kid. Right. But like, but looking at the character, the character development of like what I saw and shit like that. It's hair. You know, that's Inuyasha's hair, bitch. But it's so so it's probably the same. Have you guys ever watched Blue Seed? No, no, but it sounds familiar. It's it's an old school.

It does. I mean, it's old school, but it was fucking great. There's actually like back in the day they got like there's just one anime that that's been banned like entirely. I forgot what it's called, but it's I watched it. It is. Fuck. There's a devil cry baby. Oh, yeah. The shit that's in that I can't even say it describe on here. It's banned in multiple countries and it's for very good. There's a god damn. There's no fucking storyline, but the shit that goes down is fucked. I got I got one.

And it's going to lead into a question I have for both of you. OK. Sword Art Online. Really? Never once. I never got into it. I watched it, but never got into it. Like I got a buddy. I got buddies that are all about that shit. This is what's leading into my next question. Have you seen it or heard of it? I've heard of it. You know what the premise of it is? No, not the fuck. They log into a VR video game. Metaverse video gets stuck. OK, get permanently stuck in the game.

Now I want to talk about the fucking metaverse. No, no, no, no, no. That's literally the accurate, like most accurate, the way to like to describe what they're logging into a metaverse through a virtual reality video game. They get stuck. They can't essentially how like they're getting into metaverse now where they're putting on the VR headsets and shit like that. It's a more advanced set of that where you're putting like essentially like yourself into it. Yeah. And like it's in your body.

Her registration, like you get hurt in there. Your real body gets fucking hurt. No, that was added on because they were. Anyways, but I'm saying, no, like there was. You think of gamer. Hold on a little bit. Yes, I forget about that. So if there was any kind of video game that you were going to ever, ever get stuck in. Oh, shit, that's a good question, actually. Like, I mean, if you had kind of the slimmest choice, what video game would that be?

Fuck, what was that one game we played when we were younger on PlayStation? Was that horny motherfucker in college? What? You don't remember that game. No. Horny motherfucker in college. Was it Billy? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That was Xbox. No, that was PlayStation 2 was it? Yes, they are. Yeah. Yeah, no, it was. I think he was a horny motherfucker. I don't remember what the fuck it was. But you just played this dude. You were in college. You could make like a beer.

Oh, yeah. Well, that game was my shit. Is that what you would pick, though? No. But like that game just popped into my head, you know, just being the dirty perverted kid from the like that era that popped into my head. game now? Uh, fuck. Let's let's say within the last 10 years. Yo. Mine still going to be Final Fantasy 7 because Tifa Lockhart is hot. You want to be stuck in like physically, you're never going to leave. You want to physically your body, you are integrating into this.

You know, if I can if it means getting stuck into this game and I can live like through and like live in the actual full universe. Yeah, that is that is your big. Naruto brah, I'm smashing Hanada like. I mean, I mean, I guess it's a fucking the shiphooding, of course, because she's older, but I guess it's a game. But that's not what I meant. Oh, oh, oh, I see nothing in cosplay. So not a so not a yeah. I see you got so not a you got fucking Hanada. You got it. Oh, brah, I'm smashing them all.

OK, let's smash them all. They're going to call me the ho ninja. Yeah, it's going to be called Shadow Dig. You too. Like there's the name of the whole ninja walk. Shadow day, you too. There's the name of the episode right there. That's fucking great. The whole ninja, the whole shadow. Did you two? Fuck that a serious game, Zach. OK, welcome. A serious game, Zach. I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to call. No, you know, you know, you're a straight ninja. I'm going to use that as an insult.

I'm going to use it as a fucking well. You are fucking welcome. There's the name. No, it's no, it's Shinobi Strikers like Naruto, Shinobi Strikers. I'm going to write that down. Ho ninja. I used to always ninja. Right. Fuck. Call me the ho ninja. That's so great. Not based on a TV show or a magnum's like, not based on a TV show. Well, no, it's the Naruto. I know it's a game. It was just straight. So just straight video game. Video. Final Fantasy, I'll allow that because it's Final Fantasy.

It's only been a game. It was a game. It was a game first. Yes, that's why. And then they took the war after that. That's when we got. And then. Chose to be. A. Valhalla Valhalla Valhalla. Just because I love Nordic Viking shit like that intertwines with like Celtic shit. Like, that'd be dope. If I would go for something in that realm, I'd go with Odyssey. That that would. To Black Flag all day. If I had to pick a says it's great. I mean, yeah, you're going to be a pirate. Really? All right.

You fucking booty pirate. Yeah. Oh, gee. Yar drape this black flag. Hey, Captain, as Sparrow. Sailing into the unknown. Hey, that brings a whole new definition. I got a jar. That is the best Assassin's Creed game hands down. Period. I don't care what anybody see. My favorite flag is the best. My favorite. Any of the other? Yes, I have. Don't get me wrong. Black was really good, but like I still never finished. Valhalla either of it's still my favorite lunch.

No, I beat like 50, 60 percent of it and I just I can't finish it. Speaking of Nordic fucking like Nordic mythology and stuff like that. God of War. God of War. Did big backing amazing. I played it through like I did not. Dude, when Ragnarok comes out, I want to play that. So I have that now, like I because they're there. I haven't played it. So the great thing about it is is these places. But you won't touch the shit. I already own it. These plays the PlayStation and fucking like I don't play.

Xbox exclusives. Yeah. What people are fucking forgetting to realize is that they're getting released on PC to well, mostly Xbox. That's because God of War got released on PC. That was the first exclusive. That's what I'm saying, though. They're starting to go through. No, they're not. You call me and tell me when Spider-Man's ends up on PC. I'll go buy one right now. Fucking I wish. Exactly my point. Well, they're there. Sony is very specific.

It's because Sony is not making the money that fucking Microsoft is off their game. No, well, that's because they're doing their. It's because they have to share. You put it on PC. You need to allow cross platform. You need to allow all this because you put it on PC. You're now in Microsoft's territory. That's why none of their exclusives come to PC. That's PC. Now, I said like PC, PC, PC. That's why.

Stupid. Just like how a bunch of their other games were going to be full cross platform and everything. Sony keeps saying no. Xbox was supposed to get Miles Morales, Miles Morales. Mm hmm. Never did. Nope. Because Sony owns Spider-Man. But they also saw how big the Spider-Man movies have been. They still said no. Even though they don't realize fucking they're about to make like billions of dollars if you put it on Xbox. I'll buy like 10 copies.

Oh, absolutely. Right. Fucking no. I got it on PlayStation. I don't want to play that fucking Spider-Man game and how many stream hours I have fucking watching people play that game. I have it. I don't. Well, you're on PC now, but I have a PlayStation 4 too. Yes. Yeah, I don't have a PlayStation. But I want to play it. I want to play it on the Xbox. Classic PS2, PS4, Xbox 360 and Xbox one. This is what bugs me the most, though, because I have not including my Switch. I have both.

But it bugs me the most because my gamer score is on Xbox because I've been Xbox for a right fucking years. It came out like a decade plus. So when I play on my PlayStation 360. Yeah. Here's the thing. So he traded I gave that to my his 360. Yeah. So he can get the laptop so he can play. Wow. Exactly. Yeah. You guys said that on one of the podcast. Yeah. So I. Bitches, I pay attention. She said she actually sent that out to get repaired. It still has the repair sticker on it.

That's how I in I I also in the last hour. Her fucking guitar, her guitar. I oh yeah. She gave me. I still have it. She gave me her collector's edition of Miss Pandaria. Oh, that's dope. The box, the whole big box for wow. And I still have it sitting there all nice and neat. Like 7-Eleven had a. I ran the shit. Burning Crusades Cup. I have all of those. They had a cataclysm rat. The Lich King. I think I have the I think I have the cataclysm. I have I have it and it's still in pristine condition.

It just holds my paint pens. The Lich, the Lich King on a bookshelf. Never getting. I still have the Lich King on because that is. Did you know there's a classic coming out? Yeah, I saw it. Classic read the Lich King, bro. Yeah, see, this is part of nerdism and video games. I did. This is the only video game I would want to go live in. I was ready to. I remember when people got fucking and out of shape when. Did you say that came out with the D.K.'s? They were fucking.

Well, yeah, because they started at level fucking 55. Yeah, dude, but it was so monotonous to just get out of the fucking little zone. Yeah. You guys are talking about all this. I mean, you couldn't just start one. You had to have somebody at level 55. Yeah, at least I remember. I remember my mom actually got fucking her and her ex-wife got. They got some type of recognition for being the first in the on the West Coast to make it to the 82 level cap.

Well, they got the they were the realm realm first. Whatever. And it was 80. No, I didn't have it at 82. I got to say that. Rathalich King was 80. Cataclysm was 85. I got to say this, guys. Mr. Pandera was 90. Either way, Warlords was 100. James, don't care. I got I got to say this. You got recognition. Yes. And that's still fucking legit. And that is I still have her. I'm not sure to try and minimize it, you sack of shit. I'm not minimizing. That's what you just did.

Like I perp. I still have James. Don't care. You know, she passed away. I still have her friends on my Xbox account that I can never get rid of. I have her on my World of Warcraft friends list that I can never get rid of. See, I can't I still have logins for all of them. I can't touch them. That's like her whole profile is still on that 360. Never touch it. Yeah. I just got one thing to say, since we're talking about that. It's wizard time. Pink is bogus. It's time to hit the bogus.

She's a. Oh, my God. But yeah, I do like. So, yeah, highly educated people. Well, highly educated. How does it feel being a live streamer, though? Yeah, that is a question because we've actually had conversations about the stream like podcast, like setting up a live stream or recorded episode, stuff like that. So the viewers know, don't get your hopes up just yet. It's all theoretical. No, no, no, no, no. See, here's the thing.

For one, we need a better staging location because my freezing ice cold garage is not going to be the permanent go to. To my computer processing power. It needs way more power. We just we got to be able to save up and get better equipment. Right. That's not an issue. Like that comes with well, fucking everything, especially. But on the internet, it's theoretical. It's a work. It just it comes with time. That made no that was completely contradictory. Yeah, whatever. In time.

You are completely contradictory. So is you. I know. So how is it? But how is it not on the technical point? But I want to know how is just like being a just sitting there and being live and having all your business right there. Like I could call you and maybe you'd answer on a stream type of thing. I probably would just to see if you'd be anything fucking funny that I could end up turning into a clip or something later because some dumb shit comes out of his mouth.

Do you make like little preview clips? So I can go through and make clips like little highlight points or like if get a good kill or something like that. Like don't all your streams like stay on there too. When you're done, don't they stay online for like a certain amount of time? Yeah. So like you can go you could go to my Twitch. You're not one of those sleepy streamers, are you? What do you mean?

The most people I'm literally just sleeping like they'll have it right there, but they'll be laying in bed during an entire like live that entire live stream the sleep. No, I know. Fuck that shit. I'm actually playing video games. I'm talking about the ones that will like have it like angled perfectly to where it'll see whatever's on their TV. So you're just watching TV with them. Exactly. So you are watching this movie or show that obviously they didn't get the rights to stream.

So they're just flipped. And the movies are always flipped just to stop copyright too. Well, that's the thing. Even even the forward facing ones, they'll they're taking out of jail is I was sleeping and they were just watching me sleep. What happened to be on just so happened to be on. Right. You can't control what's on in the background. Right. Exactly. While you're unconscious, that makes no sense. Exactly. But it's like, oh, he's not one of those.

No, he plays for a little bit and gets off before anybody can get on to see him log in. Well, and that's the most of the time. It's like when I get on because like how everything's going with school or everything's going because you get off by the time I'm ready to get on. That's why I don't ever get to play with you. That sounds like bad sex. That does. Straight. That sounds so bad. Oh, ninja. Oh, ninja. That's so fucking funny. That was a golden moment. I mean, I couldn't help it.

Literally going to probably take this. Save a clip. I fully give him the right to use the sound clip for that. This is the new ringtone. I'm a ninja shadow dig juicily. Yes. Use that on your stream. Just make it every time you get it. Every time you get a donation. I'll come throw a phone in. Yeah, I'm a ninja man. That's going to be a new follower shadow dig juicily. I'm going to go to somebody fucking post that on anything. I really just want to see a screenshot of it. I need to see it.

I am totally going home and changing my Xbox handle now. It's a shadow ninja. No, it's going to be ho ninja. Oh, no, it won't. No, it won't. I'll bet you had that same fucking handle for years. Fast ain't no way. Bdf, whatever. No, because before that, it was chaotic. L.O.L. Yeah. I know that to get back to the question that you asked. I don't even remember the question now. I just remember ho. It's not it's entertaining.

Like I've always been the I've always been like one of the kind of one of the people that's just naturally like the center of attention. Like like James, we're like, we can tell. Yeah, I'm loud. Like people just draw to me. I've always been that way. Like I don't have a problem with being like, Hey, look at me. I'm going to do something dumb. Oh, like the camping trip. Yep. That sounds like you've re he you've recreated Jack Astaire's. Oh, dude, for fucking real.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Same here. Absolutely. Hasn't but like that's just it's for me, essentially. I mean, what's pods? Let's just say they stream. You're interrupting streaming and even like me just streaming for like an hour, two hours, three hours or whatever. Like that's that's my me time. Hey, progress is progress, though. Yeah. I mean, yeah. But like no matter what, like at the end of the day, I'm sure I'm essentially just streaming for myself.

Yeah. Like if you want to come by and watch, like cool. If you don't, I don't give two shits. Yeah, I have a full I have a full time job. Like I have a career. Like I think that is awesome. Years like you're doing it for you. That's awesome. Yeah, like if something comes from it, fucking rad. If nothing comes from it, I get a handful of people that just like to fucking watch my dumbass diet video games or randomly be good. Like what's that one video? What's that one video is going around?

So how are you a baby? How good are you at video games? Well, sometimes maybe good. Sometimes maybe shit. Yes. One hundred percent straight the fuck up, dude. I got clips where I look like I'm fucking like Zeeland or somebody. And I got clips where I look like I'm fucking to left them fucking Tom. You play in war for the first time. I just flew in and I got shouted in. Yep, pretty much. Back to the lobby. So like that is like too fast, too furious with fucking Tyrese Jack. Don't see no cause.

OK, hit that button. So. On Twitch, I've seen there was a lot of scrutiny going around, like it got a real bad shake because people were getting upset that they weren't getting donations and shit. There was a clip of a girl like if you can breathe, if you can afford to breathe and watch me, you can afford this money. And it's like afford to pay for my subscription or that. Like that. No, it's just that's just people.

That's just people being fucking greedy and selfish and like thinking that they're the center of attention. You don't put out good content. You're not going to get paid. Simple. Well, it's just like that's what some of the some of the and I'm going to refer and I'm going to refer to that place slightly disrespectfully. And when I say this is some of them bitches think that just because they're hot or they got a nice set of knockers that people are just going to fall

and subscribe. And that's I mean, unnecessarily. But that's just it is it worked. It does. It worked for a while. But you're not pulling fucking pop fire. And then women started coming out that were actually good fucking content creators and fucking streamers getting been out of shape. Oh, and they started mopping these bitches. Well, it only takes one of ruin it.

Well, it's like right now there's I think they're in like the actual like Call of Duty champs and like CDL and shit like that, like the amateur and pro league for Call of Duty, like the top tier echelon of fucking pro play for Call of Duty. There is one girl. One. And she's on Challenger. She's on the am circuit. She's not even into the pros yet. Yeah, like, yeah. You realize how much shit you got to be able to fucking take to be a pro fucking cod lobby like that and be a chick.

Yeah. And I mean, like there's one of my favorite roaster comeback I have heard from fucking anybody ever in a video game is from a female streamer. This one kid is like, shut up, bitch. You're old, like 35. Go inside, make your kids a sandwich. Dude, deadass, cold as fuck. She goes, I'm a fuck your dad and give him a child that he actually loves. I was like, I heard that. I did, too. I miss you in. You in. Like, you win. I'm going to take the.

Gladly take that. I'll be like, can I call you mommy after that, please? Oh, my God. Roast to me. No roast to me. There was this streamer and he fucking I don't know if it was real or fake, but it definitely used to spook the fuck out of people. He played Call of Duty, but he was like a like a Zulu war chief. And so he he'd sit up there and people would just talk shit. He'd be like, oh, and read them back what their real names were with their address. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, those were hilarious.

And I'm just sitting there. I'm like, yo, there is one dude. You're a bad man. When he started like speaking like in tongues, like people like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Like, yo, they're nothing worse than some motherfuckers. It's like, yeah, I kid people for fun. And it's like, and you know, my address, but I bring it to the fuck. I mean, hold on. There's this one. We got more blocks per capita here, bitch. Bring it. Oh, that is the thing. That is our energy. That is not the rest of the world.

It is tough as fuck. OK, fucking Internet. But in real life, there's one dude that he talks like Ryan Reynolds and he pretends he's Deadpool and he'll have these girls send him emails with like personal information and shit. This dude will go on to the lobby and troll him so hard. He'll start flicking lights on and off. Have you seen those? No, but that's fucking gold. He'll be like, he'll be like in like five seconds. You're going to hear a knock at the door. You better answer.

And then you hear the knock in the background. He's oh, my God. OK, the lights are about to turn off, so you better be ready. And they start flickering on and off and shit. And do everything. We don't see what's going on. I find everything now. So I saw he told you know what you're doing. You can't. It's not that hard. No. Have you seen the fucking anonymous ones? Yes. You know, motherfuckers, you're starting to do some bad shit again. I'm not talking nothing about them.

I'm no. No, no, no, I'm not. I'm not talking about like that shit like negatively, like one year. They're going to hack my computer right now. They fucking they kicked the lady. It was a lady in there sitting up there. They're talking about like I guess she like took it out on her kid that his dad left and like they were less fortunate. Like, yeah, it was fucking brutal. And so they even got footage that was recorded of her punishing her child.

And so they're sitting up there, they're talking to her and they're like, yeah, why did you do this? And so essentially they forcefully coerced her into fucking figuring it out. Like, hey, what you're doing is fucking wrong. That child did nothing to you. That child did not. Like one thing I really fucking genuinely despise is when people separate from a relationship, but then they start treating the kid as an outcast. Oh, right. That's such bullshit. Or they are friends.

Huh? I said they treat their friends, they treat their families like that, too. The kids is even worse. No, my ex loves my family. She hates it. It's a it's a different perspective, like to the kids. So I know. Yeah, I know. It's it's a perspective. I just didn't want to single out. I wanted to bring everybody in. Oh, no, no, no. I'm singling the fuck out of that, like specifically is talking about that specific circumstance in that situation. Like, no, that is a singled out topic.

Like, OK. Absolutely. And there's like there's been women who are sitting up there like, I don't really give a fuck about the kid. I don't want the kid, but I don't want him to win. Yep. And they are literally keeping the kid in taking the child support. Just hold on. Hold on. Difficult to have an affordable fucking child support. I do not want to touch this. I want a whole episode about that. I I'm sorry. And I know the viewers are going to be very mad. OK, I want a whole episode for that.

OK, anyways, back to the gaming. Yes. So I'm sorry. Anonymous started having this lady and then they even played her clips like that clip. And it's like, oh, this is, you know, your child wrote to us and we did this research. We dug it up. And then they were like, we showed this to your peers. That's fucking creepy. So they showed it here. That's the magic you can do on the Internet, dude. I actually like it. If I remember correctly, it bleeped out her name.

But I'm curious how that follow up was. Because like she probably went off the grid, bro. No. Did she actually like I'm more concerned for the well-being of that child? Did she actually learn? Did she actually fucking stay true to her promise? Yeah. Like that's a big deal. Like because you could talk all the words you want are that are those actions actually going to follow exactly? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Like I'm a firm believer in that.

Well, I'm a believer you could talk all the words you want, bro. Show me what you're going to do. Don't tell me. Like the proof is in the actions. Like the proof in the. Why that was just about the proof is in the pudding. That's why that phrase actions speak louder than words like you can tell you. You can tell like an abuser can tell a child, I won't do it again. I won't do it again. But come with a left hook instead of a right next time. Right. Show something different.

And that's like we've talked about this on my addiction. That's how it happened. My father died a year later. My mom was dating another man and he was upset because he couldn't pass me off as his kid. I was too light. My hair. I remember you talking about that. That was some bullshit. Yeah. So that like that's real. And I can't even tell you how many times I've had a fan. Oh, I've heard heard the stories. Yeah. Like and I can't even tell you how many times he in the midst.

He was like, I won't do it again. Like he'd beat the shit out of me and then tell you I'm going to do it again. Yeah. Or like and then and then suddenly like, too. That's why I've said on this on the show, I figured out at an early age how to protect my face because it wound up damaging the side in my left eye, my hearing like and it made me really like for years. My ex-wife would even tell you.

I would wake up and I'd be in such a panic that I would snap awake and I'm getting up ready to fight until I am. Coherent until you get cognitive again. Exactly. Yeah. So that waking you up sometimes can be a bitch. Oh, dude. It will. Now I'm already up. Right. That's the thing. Like I wake up. You are. Yeah, I wake up. I wake up before everybody is just in case I wake up four a.m. every day without an alarm clock and I'm up and I'm moving immediately.

Yeah. Like that's just that's my five thirty. But you show up at his house. Five thirty. I'm already out the door. You show up at the house in the afternoon, though. He's dead asleep. Huh? I said you show up at your house middle afternoon as soon as you get off work, you sleep. Yeah, that's because during the day and I'm in my safest time frame.

He gets up like I just saying goes, I have certain patterns, like certain patterns like I can sleep during the day because a lot of the beatings didn't come during the day. They came at night at night when he was drunk and my mom was at work. Yep. That's when it always came out of the left side. It's weird. It's weird how trauma can fuck it. Mold you. Well, no, not necessarily. That's not the word I'm looking for. Resonate can resonate with you even just with time of days and time of day.

Like, yeah, yeah. Well, it's like a specific like literally like exactly what you're saying. Like you can sleep during the day because the beatings didn't happen during the day. Yeah. I mean, even even to this day, I still sleep with the light on. Like so our our master bedroom has a bathroom in it. You sleep with the bathroom light on. Yep. Bathroom lights on. But it has to be like very certain. Like it can't be the regular light because that's too bright. Right.

It has to be like the heat light because it's dim and I can close the door. It's got to give something enough just so you can give a visual around the room. Just so that way, if you need to see if anything's different, like not necessarily like full definition, but shadow. And I have a sensei that lights up and it's at the end of my hall, like literally right on the other side of this wall. It's on that fucking little box. So well, cabinet, not going to make it sound like I'm poor.

It's on a cabinet. See, we may not be poor, but we're poor. That's yeah. So like that way, no matter what, I can see wherever I'm at in my house. I know something's where it needs to be or where it shouldn't be. Right. And, you know, not just that, but we got cameras. Well, that and I mean, in other instances, even after him, I fucking like I was locked in a room for fucking days. That just sucks. Yeah. So I couldn't imagine that.

It's not something that I would want anyone to especially like it, like just thinking about going through something traumatic like that, that like thinking about what I do, like there's a lot of people who go through shit like that. I can't do what I do. Yeah. Just for the fear of fact, they couldn't crawl through a crawl space. Yeah. Like me, if it gets too tight. Oh, yeah. You couldn't go through some of the crawl spaces that I go there.

No. Yeah. No. Like in like so essentially like example, like so I drowned when I was younger. Like I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, like, like, and literally like clinically dead, like died. And I think from what I remember, my parents told me I was clinically dead for like four minutes at like three or four years old, like enough to cause like solid brain damage for a fucking child that young. That explains everything. Right.

No, shit. Right. So much. Right. I died once I died. It was it did damage. I almost drowned, too. I didn't. But I almost like you would think that like I would build a phobia like the water. Now, Brahma, fuck fish, homie. Yeah. You want to know who developed that phobia? My dad. He's like with me being around water. See, that same same thing with me. I can go out and swim in anything perfectly fine. I almost drowned in the river. The current caught me up and I just I was literally gasping.

I did not need it. And everything too hard headed. Me, the girl and the daughter went to fuck. Oh, I learned to swim. Frenchman's went to Frenchman's like had her in the water and shit like that. Like the only thing I was worried about was just the current in her age. Like if she was older and stuff like that, like knew how to swim. Like, yeah, I thought I could. I would I would just knowing what happened to me younger. I would just pay more attention. Yeah. Like, yeah, we're fucked.

I like cliff jumping and shit, but I was like, your kids. Yeah, see, I can't do that. Oh, yeah, brah. I don't fuck with anybody. So I shit off to book it. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. I didn't have my phobia of heights will never go. And I do, bro. I love doing dumb white people. You know, like my sister, not last year, year before she had she had tickets. Yeah, you guys, you went fucking.

We went skydiving. Yeah, I was going to say, oh, dude, that played just perfectly into what I just said, because I said, I love doing dumb white people shit and fucking skydiving is on the list of dumb white people. Yeah, but my sister, my sister's dark. That's racist. What? That's racist. Why? Why? Because we're white shit. Wow, y'all got real quiet for that. Because you sounded stupid. The hell would you like my response? Well, why? Because we're white. Did you say that?

Do you say that because I'm white? Yeah, on behalf of my wife. All right. Yeah. Me and half of him are fucking offended. Yeah. This half. I'm wider than both of you. You're fucking. But yeah, she called me. How was that, though? How what? Like, how did that feel? I loved it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, to your death was awesome. Hey, you know, at least if you hit it, it wasn't going to hurt. At least you learn. Hey, at least you would.

It wouldn't hurt. Is that why you would hurt? Hey, is that because there was a person that was in there was actually multiple accounts that somebody that you'll you'll balance? Yeah, you will. That's that's legit. But there was there was actually a tail gunner who in World War Two, they actually fucking shot the plane and the whole fucking contraption, like the whole dome underneath where he was at free fell. He was knocked unconscious like a gutter for a bobber. It's yeah.

If I can, he fell, hit the ground, bounce, broke every fucking bone, but survived. And there was a there was actually a lady who fucking did that. Have you seen RIP? Yes. It doesn't. Yep. Like a rag doll. Yeah. Like when you fall on snowboarding like that rag doll. I can't say anything with skating. Ryan Reynolds, even though it hurts like a motherfucker. No, my thing is this is one of the things I covered my head the most in. That dude is yet to make a bad movie.

I'm sorry. There is Mr. Reynolds. Yes. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Well, as much as people talk about bridges. Yes. But Mr. Reynolds has a bad movie. Anyways, Green Lantern suck dick anyhow. It did. He was. No, but it's still Ryan Reynolds. So I saw his. Anyways, it's not his fault. They animated the suit. OK. They made his eyes blue. He looks so they did. He looks so good as an Aryan baby, though. I bet it is just negative, the white hair.

Anyways, what I'm saying is, you see, so, OK, backwards a little bit. So. My mom's boyfriend was an alcoholic. He was abusive. He was a piece of shit. I will forever fucking hate him. And. But on the flip side of that coin, a lot of people will be like, Oh, I've even been told he wasn't a good Christian man and because I don't have a solid relationship with religion either. That's why I'm very fucked. Does the no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, I have get ready for the kicker. Yeah.

The people who beat me, locked me in a room and starved me was Reverend and his wife. We're good old Christian folk. They had a church. They had a very lucrative church. They were in a mansion. It was weird. They were used because that bitches don't pay taxes. Here's the thing. They didn't like me for the same fucking reason, because my skin was too light. And then they were why they like your contaminate. Yeah. And it was. Do you see it?

So like, I'm sorry, this is going to sound like I'm not sure how the fuck is this going to sound. You can edit this out if you fucking want to. I usually don't edit anything. So like people want to talk about people want to get all fucking like up and arms and shit like that about like the Aryan master race and like white people in the master race and shit like that and blah, blah, blah. With like fucking Hitler in the Aryan race and fucking like white supremacy and shit like that.

Oh, this is going to kick my legs out. But like the point you go you go into like this. No, no, no, no, don't rush him. He said no, let him marinate, let him marinate, let him let him let him either build his soapbox or dig that fucking hole. Exactly. And either way, if you tell me I'm fucking digging a hole, tell me I'm digging a hole. It is what it is. But you have that. But then same on the other foot for you. You got chastised because in a sense you were not pure.

Pretty much. Yeah, like, yeah. Like, tell me, like in an aspect, taking stripping away all of the bullshit, which is what causes the different views and blah, blah, blah, because all in ourselves get our views and all of our opinions and shit and our morals from fucking a bunch of bullshit. Yeah. So stripping all of that fucking away, that is no different than fucking what the other side's preaching. You just don't fucking see it.

Like you hardly ever hear it talked about and you don't ever fucking see it because I've heard about it, but I've never met anybody that it's happened to on the other foot in that aspect. But I know it's there and I know people of the other foot have that same fucking thought process. OK, so. It doesn't matter to me what your fucking skin tone is. Right. Oh, absolutely. But racism exists on all sides. Doesn't fucking matter.

Like it's like it could be people from Latin America, Asia, fucking Europe. They hate each other for some reason or another, like Ukrainians and Russians. Oh, absolutely. Fucking hate each other. Brothers and they Ukraine, Australian, Australian, New Zealand's like the indigenous, like there's there's racism everywhere. Oh, absolutely. Now what they call it in black culture is colorist. Instead of racist, because you're both black. It's just one of you is lighter or darker than the other.

And so that fucking is to me sounds so fucking stupid. It does. And it is. That's like that's like getting mad at a white person, a white person getting mad at another white person because they're paler than they are. You know, you albino bitch. How dare you be lighter than me? Albiners are predominantly black, though. Yeah. But one of my favorite people on Tiktok, he's an albino dude. Yeah. A medium. Yeah. He's got a fucked up eye and shit like that.

Oh, God. That's that's one of the really common fidgets. Have you listened? I'm not trying to say that to like be mean, but it's just like a description. Yeah, I can think about like. No, listen, listen to brother Ali. He's an albino rapper. He's fucking good. He is good. He's really good. Isn't he the dude from Odd Squad? I don't know. Yes. No, no, no. Brother Ali, that's not no, no. No, there's no there's no battle back, dude. That's fucking on. That wraps with our squad, too.

Yes. And that's snowman. He's a cold piece. Yeah, yeah. Nubs got bars. Yeah, he does. Just about to say that fucking homeboy with fucking. Yeah, bro. He fucking go ham and games to that boy go hard on streaming. Hey, he he he knows how to whip to does he know that motherfucker can drive. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you fish it. Can we make that eclipse so you can edit it in when we have to reel something back or like make a soundboard so you'd be like, all right, boys, really, what's up?

What's up? So it is a thing that's actually very unfortunate because like in the black culture and the community, there are people that are fucked with because of that. Like there's a whole dynamic on like hate or disdain towards light skinned gentlemen, light skinned anything because. We're going to touch way, way back now mixed half white, half black, the or mulatto, however you want to characterize it. So they would be they would be they would be raised as slaves.

But by all technical accounts, it would be half slave owners, could have slave kid. And what they would do is they would they would raise them in the house as their purebred child's pet, essentially. And so they were always in the house. So like like the legitimate term that it would go back to, they would be house. Toby's. Like because that was the like that was the actual term that was like, if you want to edit that out or whatever, but that was the. That was a Toby. That wasn't the term.

Was it? What was it? I can't say it on there. Yeah. Like, so I know where he's talking about. I know what you're talking about. But no, that was another one that was used when I remember. But then you get fucking clowns out here that try and use like fucked racial terms because somebody isn't doing what they want. Like Azalea Banks. Fuck her forever. This is Azalea Banks. She's some fucking wannabe dumbass rapper who fucking like calls motherfuckers racial fucking names. I mean, like it gives.

No, no, no, no. Azalea Banks. She's black girl. She's dark. Oh, OK. I know who you're talking about. Never mind. But here's the thing. I got it. Like in her interviews, she's racist as fuck. Yeah. Against black people. And she's hella black. And she she she bro, she's dark. Yeah. And she starts saying that shit because somebody wants to either challenge how she's talking or they won't lean her way. So she'll start saying other fucked up shit and she'll just start talking out of her ass.

It's like that you're with me or you're against me kind of thing. Even though it's the stupidest shit. Well, it's like, oh, so that shit almost cracks me up because it's like the level of stupidity you have to have for you to think that like people are going to like you with that. Yeah. It blows my mind. Is it like, yeah, how dumb are you to touch on? Like, here's one thing I'm actually really like as as an African-American male.

There's one thing that I heard recently that I'm actually very curious on. The people, the. The head or the face of the BLM movement. Black Lives Matter for those who don't fucking know. I don't know. Living under exactly. You've been under. I was going to say that's like that's almost like a can of worms conversation. It's like, so are you talking about what I think you're going to talk about? Well. I just recently made a purchase of a six million dollar estate. More than that.

No, no, no, no. And did they use the funds from BLM to buy it? No, stop. Stop. Pause. They purchased six million dollar place that they said is a campus has parking for 20, whatever. But that doesn't excuse the three different properties for multiple millions prior to that. They just announced today that they found 10. Yeah. And they and they haven't paid any taxes or anything. The IRS is trying to come after them. This that was announced today. Well, you know why, right?

Because they're no, you know why they don't pay taxes. Why? Because it's a nonprofit organization. All of that's based on donations. Off of my ass. One thing that I think needs to go away. You know, do you know not tax paying right into their fucking pocket? Here's a question. One thing that needs to go away is white guilt. That's fucking stupid. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I can't sit here like as an African American male and hate you for what may or may not have been done by an ancestor of yours.

400 years ago. Yeah. My my question is, is anybody gets pissed off about that is like, what did I meet me as a person due to you? Exactly. Like they don't want to see what you did to me personally. Well, no, I know. I understand that. But that's a day because somebody is going to get crunchy as anybody. It's a true statement, though, but that's hella funny. I like how you noticed though. It's going back to be a crutchie. It's like that description. Can I use that? Yeah, it's going back.

OK, I see, man. But have either of you noticed either? Have either of you noticed, though, that all of a sudden BLM has disappeared. From like the main media spotlight, from media spotlight, from their big protests. Have you noticed how quickly they dispersed? Now there you now all this money is because the pandemic and everybody went inside. I mean, oh, to buy all the toilet paper. Actually, that was a lot of white women. There was still fucking funny, though.

It was one who got fucking murdered. I know, because I fucking. That blew my mind. Because here's the twist. Here's the twist. A lot of times people panic by and who do you generally see in those? Oh, dude. Oh, dude, straight up, fucking suburban white women. Like, and so so all the care, do the Karens in mass. And here's the thing. So so here's what needs to be understood. Don't we don't talk about mass. I hate those motherfuckers. No, no, no, no, no, no.

What do you call? What do you call a flock of Karens? What? Oh, no, I can't say that. Yeah, let's not. I can't say that. I'll fuck it. Tweet it. So one thing, one thing that a lot of people don't pay attention to is like, look, who's financing and funding the movement, whether it be white, black or whoever. Nine times out of 10, it's old white men. It's white people. It's always a white man. And they're like, oh, yeah, it's old. It's always old money. Here's the thing.

Like, here's the thing that's really stupid and fucked up. But like, you know, that's because racism, racism, chaos, war sells. Oh, absolutely. That's it. One hundred percent. Prime example. What the fuck brought us out of the Great Depression? World War Two. Yeah. War in those things are money. Literally, world, if it wasn't for World War Two, it would have taken us way longer to come out of the Great Depression. Yeah, going into another one.

Yeah, like and of course, now we have all these issues starting to pop up again, like it's crazy. There's another strand of COVID. There's always going to be another strand of COVID. COVID has never gone anywhere. COVID is like herpes. It'll never go away. The thing is, is that they have all like. Well, it's you look at you look at all this medical books that like have COVID-19 in them and you know what it's listed under. They have like ointments and shit.

The fucking flu. Yeah. It's a different strain on the flu. No, no, it does not specifically say COVID-19. It says Corona virus. COVID-19, the 19 was literally there because that was the year it came. Yeah, it's literally coronavirus. Like that's the actual name of it. Yeah, but everything is when it everything you read, though. And they change it to COVID because people were getting bent out of shape about Corona Corona actually petition them to change.

Oh, dude, there's fucking Corona lost so much fucking money because of that. No, Corona's made so much money. Not if not when it first started, dude. So many people were boycotting. Here's the thing. It's been for me to find a six pack anywhere. You know why? Because it's cheap again. No, it's not. The anyways. I'm not like any other prices have gone up, but it's still cheaper and a lot of other prices of beer is recovering alcohol. Yeah, that makes no sense. Do you want to roll the dice?

You want to roll the dice on prices? The price is right on beer, bitch. Let's go. I bet you still got it. No. OK. Anyways, I'm sorry, bro. No, I'm sorry. Anyways, so just hear a little throw up in the back of your throat. It's not for me anymore. He said, but like, yeah.

It's one of those things that like it triggers that little deep down, like reflects in your even if you even like for the people who like to put it in a perspective for people who like still drink, like don't like it, don't have a problem drinking. So still drink like me and James are normies. Yeah, normie. Yeah, that's what it was. I could remember. Yeah, normies.

So like you have that one alcohol that you almost died on, but like you smell it or even see it, it causes that like twists in your stomach. That's essentially what it was just happening. Yeah. Yeah. That's me and tequila. Yeah. Oh, yeah. See, fuck my baby mama drinks pretty much nothing but like margaritas and funny story time. And I'm a whiskey boy. My turn for funny story time. Oh, good. Oh, involving tequila. Oh, yeah. This is the reason I don't drink. Oh, yeah.

We were talking about race issues that we didn't even finish. You got to do your funny story time. I got to do mine. We got to treat this was a long way. Got to treat every time the same. So every topic gets a tangent of something fucking. So do you remember that big ice storm we had a few years ago where it was literally ice for like a week? Are you talking about the one during spring break? I was out in it, dude. Like there was no like there's no stopping me.

Are you talking about the one where you're still in school and fucking? It was like spring. No, no, no. This was like 2017. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Twenty seventeen. You know, I was having a blast in that. Yeah. Oh, I was. I was on the Honda. It's killing. Speaking of. So I'm I'm drinking. We're having a little house party over at James's house. James, it's been on the podcast. And so too many fucking James's. We have run out of alcohol at this point. Drinking peach snops.

Why is the beer always? We're there's nothing else to do. It everything's closed. It's ice, middle of night, whatever. So apparently I don't drink tequila. Everybody knows I don't drink tequila. OK, on this night, he drank to keep even. That means he didn't have enough hair on his ass. No, I just know it's either. He drank the warm way and it was no good. This motherfucker. All I know is I'm sitting there. We're playing like a card game at the table. We're having a good time.

And James comes out and just starts handing me shots. OK, I'm not paying attention. I'm just a mess. Just a net net. Yeah, you're. Can't. Net tasted it. Tequila. I was already like pretty drunk, so I don't remember what it tasted like. You say you were like, I don't give a fuck. Exactly. I wanted to keep drinking. So it tasted like bad decisions. Yes. Yes. So apparently it's in regret.

Then apparently this is where the first rule comes in of if I don't remember, it didn't happen because I wish that was fucking true. Hold on. I wish I was right. And so apparently the only thing I remember after taking those shots at the table is I woke up in James's garage in a car seat. Not not not a child car seat, but like an actual car seat, because his garage is like this. Yeah. Yeah. Full of shit. Car shit. Oh, I've been there. So a car seat just like what you guys are sitting in.

Yeah. Out of out of a. Honor to get me one of the fucking like get me to take one of his fucking carcasses. So I might not surprised. Yeah. All I remember is waking up in that seat and it's like eight o'clock in the morning now. I'm freezing. Is I so I'm considering. Yeah. Right. The alcohol is already like starting to wear off. So I was cold outside again. And according to him, him and Mike actually like starts sober up, starts to get cold because Mike's because all of your body heat is gone.

So Mike was there to any in there actually the first place anyway. You just don't notice Mike was there to the only thing that the first thing they could tell me as soon as I wake up and I ask them what happened. They go, oh, you fucking have fell and hit your head. We thought you died. Like so you put me in a seat. I'm like, hold on. So I'm sitting in the garage. They're like, no, no. They're like, you thought you could go out and ice skate, apparently.

And supposedly, because I still don't remember. Apparently, slain concussion. Slip big without the back of my skull in the middle of the road. Laid there for about 10 minutes. They came rushing out and then I walked into the garage. And apparently, apparently I was still awake and coherent for a good couple hours. And then suddenly I passed out. Still concussed. And they just like he said, am I good? Yeah, I'm good. They're like, so we I almost thought you died if you didn't wake up.

So it's like, oh, dude, you're such a good friend. Yeah. Shout out to my buddy, Aaron. I learned that there's different dosages between animal things like animal medication and people medicated. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So horse tranquilizers are fucking huge. You know, I took I took to shit. They got to look like a chew toy. I wound up having like I get really bad allergies, right? Yeah. So it was the middle of the night. I couldn't breathe through my nose.

I'm fucking dying, bro. My eyes are itchy. I'm sniffly. It's all bad. Like, like this was when I was I was staying at my buddy Aaron's place. Love that guy to death. And they had a bottle of fucking Benadryl on the top of the fucking fridge. Right. Cool. Cool. No big deal. I take one. Yeah. NBD. I'm it. I even checked the bottle. It said 25 milligram. There's a dude in a lab coat on the like on the fucking front of the bottle. There's a dude in the lab coat next to a dog. I'm like, all right.

Ped allergies. This will just work. Take one. Boom. Go to bed. On my way. Here's the fucked up part. I woke up the next day. Naked in their bed. No clue how I got there. They were like, when I left for work, you weren't there. I was like, what the fuck is going on? But why? So so here's the thing. When they get back, like I'm calling Aaron, I'm like, bro, did I do anything fucking weird? Like I just like I didn't even drink. I was on nothing. I took this stupid little punk ass pill.

And like I went to bed and snuggle. Obviously, that wasn't no punk ass. No, this is great. That was what made you hit. I was I was sitting there and I was like, no, and I'm going over the story with everybody. Hold on. Hold on. We're like your sinuses and shit clear, though. Oh, everything was gold. It works. And that's the important part. Bro, that's the side effects. Well, bitch was so strong. I was good for like three days. You didn't read the side effects, Will.

I know what side effects work. So I've been taking Benadryl for years at that point. But so we're obviously not dog banadryl. No, I'm I'm telling them. I'm like, yeah, they're like, what did you take? I was like the fucking manager on the fridge. I got the dude in the dog. The dude, the dog, he's sitting up there. He goes in the kitchen, starts fucking shit in his pants, laughing. And I'm like, fucking what's so funny? My ex-wife, his wife and him are all dying.

And I'm sitting there trying to figure out, I'm like, what's so fucking funny? And they go like I go in there and he's like, bro, was it this one? I was like, yeah. And then he turns it and says, like Benadryl for dogs. I was like. Fuck does that mean? It still says 25 milligrams. I did not get it. It did not click in my fucking head because I'm still fucked up on this one fucking pill.

And I'm just thinking in my head, I'm like, there's no fucking way they're going to give a dog more extreme shit. No, they do. They do. So they're fucking just dying. They're like, who? This was prescribed by the doctor. Good shit. Like it was. That's that top. So we felt like I'm sitting up there. I'm like, I'm fucked up. Does not explain where my clothes, where I was in your room. Like I was legitimately like face down, spread across the whole bed, like straight D&B. And I'm like, oh, fuck.

Like, I'm thinking I made a detrimental mistake. And so I'm like, you must have occurred. Our bedroom was across from there. So it's just across the hall. And so I'm sitting there holding my balls and I'm like asshole naked looking through those. Hey, is anybody in here? Marko. Exactly. And so I just run into my room and I call him immediately because my phone, everything was in there. Dude, did I do some weird shit? Yeah, everything was left in there. Where I put it, except my fucking clothes.

I call it fucking roofies. Oh, bro. It was so fucking it was so bad. Oh, holy shit. I still remember the time I learned that they made 50 milligram little capsules. Fuck that. It was rough. It was real rough. All right. Oh, fuck. I want one. So it will stop everything. So that's the cat Williams. Everything, everything. So shit on that note, we're going to wrap it up for this week. Do you want to you want to plug your channels, bro? Tell them where to find you. Where can we stream you?

Give us your schedule, whatever the fuck. Hold on. After Will's fucking shenanigans, where I got to breathe for a second. You got me and James over here fucking rolling, bro. Oh, my God. I about fell out this bitch under this fucking head. Fuck, not the kind of head that I want. No, don't hurt my cylinder heads, dude. I can't replace those. Like those ones, I can't replace that block either. He's like, just don't fuck those up. Don't fuck those ones up. I got some ideas.

You can just jump around on those ones. I care about he said, jump around. Anyway, so do you got a schedule? So right now I'm trying. I'm still trying to figure everything out. I'm in my third week of school going to school for my trade. I do HVAC for a living. So I'm trying to figure out a yes. Trying to figure out a schedule. I'm doing at least two days a week, Wednesdays and either Saturday or Sunday. I'm trying to figure out how I can fit in a third day.

But for Twitch, when I do decide to stream on Twitch randomly, it's Twitch dot TV forward slash the Ferg 420. Slow it down. Slow it down. Twitch dot TV forward slash the Ferg 420. I'm so used to doing that fast and like the little segments for like Instagram. It's backslash. It's forward slash. Whatever. It's backslash. Whatever. Is it back? Whatever. I know it's a slash. It's a slash. It's the only slash on a keyboard that most people see. On Facebook, it's Facebook dot com slash Fergie.

F-E-R-G-I Instagram is the Ferg 420. Quick question, though. Can't you stream Facebook and Twitch at the same time? Um, so I use OBS. I use Streamlabs OBS. So if I wanted to do both at the same time, I would have to pay for their premium package. We'll stop being broke. Well, I got two kids. Right. It's a great answer. OK. Never mind. I'll retract that. But yeah, if you guys want to message me on Instagram, it's the Ferg 420. Yeah, you can message me on Facebook.

You can reach out to me and whisper me on Twitch. You can hit me up on Instagram. You got any questions? But yeah, I look forward to anybody that wants to listen to this and come by the stream. Hell, yeah. Sweet. You want to plug yours? I am better man than yesterday. One word on Instagram. Feel free to reach out to me no matter what it is. Recovery. You need a friend. Doesn't fucking matter. You want to share a funny story. Get a shout out. Hey, you got a good meme like we like memes.

Oh, no, bro. Do that because he's just going to send you Instagram reels for days. I'll fuck your day up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I've actually told people that and they're like, oh, yeah. So to me, I have a really open sense of humor. Well, there'd be a really fucked up and dark or just goofy like if it's funny, a napping duck. Like, so it could be anything. You never know what you will receive from me in a video reel. So did send out there. He's like, yeah, he's like, oh, well, we'll do whatever.

Any memes? I was like, are you sure you want to start this? Like, I need you to say that's what I that's when you know, she's about to get good. Oh, bro. Did you hear his story about the beer poop? But the beer, that's what it is. Yeah. Poop beer meme. No, it wasn't a poop beer meme. No, he said you made it a me. I actually fucking took a picture while I fucking was drinking a fucking beer on the toilet. Oh, I did see that. And I fucking I sent it to a bunch of famous people.

Like, yeah, you're too rich for a poop beer. Are you really? Like, I forgot what I got to find it. It's I still have the picture. I know we got some of the good drunk glory that happened. Oh, man. But it's that type of shit. That's what he's going to do to you. I have no problem with that. Start a meme or. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, I will. I'll wreck somebody's day. And it's just the in a good way. That's in my phone. Like that people have sent me like it could be.

That's a good one. I'm keeping that one. It could be injuries. It could be fucked up sex things like it could be anything literally. Well, minus the like the not morally accepted. Like, oh, he'll send you those two. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm not Jared from Subway. Oh, yeah. So I like that. No, no, no, no. I like anything that's a long. Honey, I told you about that. I got what the fuck you had either. I told you that I have. Oh, yeah. What? So I have a fight.

I guess this is about to go this way. Yeah. So I got my favorite hoodie that I have. It's got a big old American flag middle finger that says, fuck you, Biden, not my pedophile. I was like, I was like, I need I need. That's what we were talking about when you came back in here. Because like the biggest thing for me is like, don't sniff little kids on public TV. Yeah, let's save that for another. I'm just super sus. I'm just saying like in general.

Yes, I'm just saying in general, like just don't just look forward to that. Viewers, we're going to bring him and like in on the same episode. You know what we should do? Get another mic. Have those two. I was going to say, I can. Oh, I was going to say I can try and bring my I was going to say I can bring my mic with me. Oh, damn. I do have another mic, too. But it's a studio mic. No, that's no. I was going to say like the mic that I use for my streams, I could just fucking unplug it.

Bottom. Yeah. You guys are hearing history in the making over here. So I mean, five guests, five of us. I will. One fucking chaotic that would get like. That'd be so much fun. If it's fucking cold, your ass better have like a fucking propane heater. There is one sitting right there over there. Oh, you piece of shit is a fixed man. I mean, you want to. You know what I'm scared of, though? One is trying to conversate with four other people in a fucking little tiny room like this.

Oh, we can't keep the three of us can barely interrupt each other. Here's the thing. We're going to have a fucking we're going to have a talking stick. I was just about to say we will. We will go around counterclockwise. That's that's it. Start with the beep boop guy. I mean, I'm the dealer. I'm going to have to take the other two seats. So we're going to need a bigger table. No, so that's going to be the one we're going to be the first video.

That's going to be like your first like video for like the thing is you taking the other two seats to set this up. Oh, fuck. So when you and your friends start a podcast, when you decide to be a dipshit with your buddies and don't have enough seats in the podcast, they said it'll be fun. They've taken the thing apart, turned it into a meme, start a fucking podcast, they said. OK, you know what they said? I'm going to make that. OK, if I either if you put that bitch on there, bro, I will find it.

I will figure out how to put that shit on my stream. Neither of you assholes can deny that this was not a fun night. This is a blast. I've been looking forward to this since you asked me last week, bro. Dude, I fucking I literally have fun. And when you told me that when you told me that low is down, I was like, bro, I got giddy and did a fucking heel click bit, bitch. I was like, fuck it, Dorothy. There's no place like the podcast. There's no place like the podcast.

Oh, yeah. Like my fucking brain black bitch. Like click here. All I own is fans. I'm going to tell you guys right now, too. Absolutely. I'm going to I'm going to say this on air. What's on the air? This is officially our longest episode. Well, we do over three hours. Oh, I wonder what my dumb ass is going to sound like. Three hours, three minutes right now. Yeah, that's the longest one you've recorded. And our longest was like two and a half. We eat that. Yeah.

To and some change with Kyle. Yeah. James, maybe 11 o'clock. I am. What time? It's 11. It's fucking 1058. Oh, shit. Yeah. So I just got to make a really funny note. We all totally got to work in, you know, when my phone went off. You know, when my phone went off and fucking that song started playing while we were having that like addiction conversation. Yeah. You want to take a guess on what song was starting to play? No, I wasn't paying attention that much. Cocoa by O.T. Genesis. Oh, Jesus.

I was like, I saw that. That's why I was trying so hard not to laugh. I was turning it off. Anyways, I was like, oh, my God, that's so funny. So I am chaotic. L.O.L. with all case. Really, you'll find it. Now you can just just type in hashtag ADHD with James of Will. You'll find it on there, too. Oh, well, see, that's why you're boop boop, because I didn't even know we had a hashtag. I didn't even know it. Hashtag, holy shit. Boom. Yep. So hashtag fourth wall.

Well, thank you guys for joining us on another crazy episode. We love you. You have a good night. Thanks for being on ADHD podcast with James and Will. I'm Will. I'm James. And I'm Zach, also known as Fergie. Have a good night. All right. Well, that's part two of the three hour plus episode of Call Me the Ho Ninja on ADHD guys. Go check it out if you like it. Subscribe, rate, review. I just figured it matches. I figured you guys would love to hear the origin story of the Ho Ninja.

So but we got a third part of the trilogy. We'll upload it later. All right. Signing out.