36 - Slo-Mo Reload

You are now tuned in to Season 2 with your host, the slippery online streamer warlord, Fergie, and the cinema showstopper, old Pokemon master, Chaotic, and introducing the newest member, Dolphin. This is Tenacious Geeks! F winter The game mechanics are terrible. The graphics look like shit. But yeah, I saw that and was like, so it's a $10 game, dude. And it's brand new. And it literally just came out of development, like just came out of development. Yeah, I've been straight about it.

Dude, it is. But that's what adds to the character of the game. That's why people love it so much. You can get fucking you can get a jetpack. It's just shitty graphics. It's just like, yeah, dude. And it's just fucking great. Yeah, the monsters are weird as fuck. Like slinky head. Oh, fucking yeah. Um, uh, coil head or whatever the fuck his name is. Yeah, dude, it's a giant man. It's a giant fucking eight foot tall mannequin with like a two foot spring neck with no fucking arms.

And it'll follow you as long as you don't look at him. Yep. So if you look at him, it'll stop. But he's fast as fuck, boy. So like you look away. It's kind of like old school Slenderman's pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. There's this other one called Fuck that game. There's this other one called the bracket that it's just this giant fucking shadow creature.

Oh, yeah. And so like if you look at it for like if it comes running up on you or whatever, like it goes to wrap its hands around you to snap your neck. If you turn around fast enough and look at it with the flashlight or look at it, you'll scare it away to go away. But if you stare at it for too long, then this bitch will just bum rush you and you're just fucking. Then they have like these giant centipede literally wrap themselves around your head. You don't die instantly.

So you'll just run around. Yes. And you're going to take a fucking shovel or a fucking like street sign or some shit and start beating the fuck out without killing you. Yeah. So they got to aim for your fucking head to hit the goddamn thing and not hit your body. They can get a transporter and shit. This is all too much. Oh, dude. Fuck it. It's all that shit. Look, after like five p.m. in the game, like Trent, like T. Rex's and shit start spawning in different monsters and shit on different.

All right. It's just T. Rex's. Yeah. Oh, my God. Shadow T. Rex, bro. Yeah. Can I mount it? No, you run from that. You come you come out of the land of the dinosaur. You want to see it like 530 and you're like, Oh, fuck. Carrying too much metal on you, you get struck by lightning. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's how fucking yeah. This just sounds so fucking random. Dude, it's the best shit ever. You have to like jump gaps onto like I was like, because I want I beams and shit

and then hop on. It's so easy to fucking miss. I watched like some of your stream, but I didn't watch a lot of it. Oh, dude. A lot of it was you guys sitting in this little teeny tiny room clicking buttons. Oh, yeah. That's fucking that was that was. Yeah, that's your transport ship. That's that is your home away from. I was like, that's that's literally all I saw was you guys sitting in that thing.

And when you die and you're sitting there watching them, you can hear them who are still alive, but they can't hear you until the next person dies and then you're then you're in the little death lobby or whatever. But you can't have lobby. Yeah, it's like this. It's like a ghost lobby or whatever, where it's essentially you're just watching them third person and only the people that are dead can talk to each other, but you can hear the people that are alive. So like among us. Yeah. OK. Yeah.

It's that it's it's that style is from that part is like among us. But the rest of it's it's essentially a scavenger game. That's really what it is. It's a it's a survivor scavenger game. It's like Among Us 2.0. No, it's not like among the random T-Rex. Like, I'm honest. There is no idea. You're just no, he's just fucking trying to rile us up now. Yeah, I got to do it early in the platform. God.

I don't know. I just all I had to do was I saw Dalton in the chat and I'm just like, I'm going to fuck with him. I had no sound on. I wasn't watching the video with me. No, fuck with him. Oh, that's what I hear. Like ring the bell and like, do it, do it. Do the roar. Yeah. So I saw do it. The first thing I can't my fucking brain here is here. We say straight to do the roar.

You said something about ring the bell last night to her with the big group of people and freaking killing for a man who's like, do the roar, do the roar. Hey, and they're they're over here like, what? No, half of them are like, do the roar. Yeah, but they didn't get the inside joke we were doing. Oh, no, they just thought it was. Well, hopefully they listen to this. I'm going to get that. I'm going to get that in the soundboard. Do the roar. We're about to lose half the soundboard.

Yeah, some of it. It's OK. It's OK. It's OK. 90 percent of what we have right now, we can delete. Yeah, pretty much. We only use you guys only use like six of them. I'm on soundboard. Yeah. Plus ultra John Cena, it's pretty much all I mean, I could. I need I could clip all those tequila. I have that one, too. So I just I just. Did you say that that I just go to the VR clip? But that's why I put it in the cell. Tequila. So I put it in our clip was so fucking funny.

Oh, my God. I just need a dolphin squeak. Oh, but we have a company. Fucking yes. This is it. Do you realize how much fun that would be as a fucking TG game night? Oh, yeah, I'm going to get when we get you to affiliate on on Twitch, I only need 38 more people. I'm going to get it to. I'm going to I'm going to go set up a shit. Where that it don't take very long. Yeah, dude, last time I was popping. Yeah, I'm going to keep up. When we get you to affiliate, I'm going to go in there.

I'll fuck with all your shit and I'll have it to it. Anytime somebody follows or does anything, it's going to be the loudest fucking dolphin noise in your ear. I'm OK with that. It's going to be a joke every time. Yeah, it'll be like one of those where it's like you turn the bass all the way up, you turn the gain all the way up and it just blows the speakers. That's how it's going to come through. I'm OK with that. Yes, I'm an imposing dolphin, dude.

Yes, I'm imposing my will upon you because you followed me as he fucking doesn't really as he's fucking deep into the middle of fucking something, doesn't realize what's going on. He's already like killing for just motherfuckers are going to see that and be like, oh, I'm fucking following right now because of that. You're going to be like, I'm following. I'm following, I'm following, I'm following.

Even better, we'll do it like to where when you get a follow sub or whatever and then we'll do it to where it's called a blurp where you can use the channel points and you can play sounds like in the stream and shit. Yeah, I turn mine off. I think honestly, last night, because I had like 11, 10, 11 follow or follow 13. No, I had 13 consecutively for like a good hour. Will you let me finish? I'm the mod. I was watching. Will you let me finish?

Will you shut up and let him talk about his analytics, bitch? They're his analytics. I had 10 or 11 viewers before like Fried, Sniper and everyone started commenting in the chat. Yeah. And then joined us. No. Yeah. And then it went up to like 14. Yeah. Then you had 13.

But I think I think when it was just me playing around with a bunch of random people online, it was mainly, I think, just my reactions to the whole game, because I'm and I like to run around and I'm super reactive when I'm like by myself because it's more fun that way. I have myself eventually you made it to like the top rank on the category. Yeah, that was and you were sitting at number two forever, even though you had more views than the police dude that you rated out. He had he had more.

He had more people interacting. Oh, yeah. Oh, we were blowing up chat. No, but that's what I'm saying. So the reason he'll still want, even if he has less viewers, is he has more interaction. What was also he was the only one in English. The other dude was in like, I want to say, yeah, I had viewers. I had viewers in Japan, dude. Yeah, that was weird. Don't know. Now that was really like your first like good big stream. Yeah. Yeah, I think. How did it feel?

I think the first like big one I had was like maybe six or seven viewers. This one is like a party. People were commenting. But yeah, now you actually have active chat going. You had to interact. Yeah. Then we got them all in discord. So it was easier. I got like eight more people in our discord in one night. I was all in one log. And it was fucking absolute. That's what will come out in a few days. Just so you guys know, absolute chaos. But it was pretty fun. Like, yeah.

I don't know. Gaming with the geeks. Number three. It was great. Just random community discord game night. Oh, I need I need to randomly. I'm going to shout everybody out on the podcast. Let's see. I got them on the next episode. Let's go to the welcome page. Hold on. Hold on. Go to the welcome. So we got freed snipers. We got illith P. We got Chigo and ZL. No, they all joined. Yeah. Whoever else is in there with us. Well, shout out to you, Gal. Shout out to you all. Yeah.

Made for a good night. I am the Ferg. I am the one that was not present there with you all last night because my happy ass went to fucking bet. That's OK. Since you weren't there, I was the roast. You were the roast. Robert, wait, you listen to it. It's like any time I open my mouth, Robert's over there. Yeah, it's all your fault, James. It's because you're your James. Even the new people, bro, you guys are going to do shit with James over here. Just blame James.

Just blame James. I'm like, I'm so glad. Why are we exactly where to take that in my place? We have one scapegoat and it's always James. Fuck you. It was it was hilarious, though, because, like I said, even even the new guys and girl, Chigo, God damn it, James. They would even get on it sometimes. I don't get it, but we're OK. I'm hopping on board. I don't know what you did, but you know what? Fuck it. James is saying the opposite shit as Wilson.

I say, keep my name in your motherfucking mouth, bitch. I'm like, cool. And then they're over here like, who's James? I'm like, oh, it's me. Like, yeah. Sorry, we use government names around here. I don't know how many times he's in his stream. He's like, hey, stop doxing. Why are we doxing? I'm like, everybody was doxing everybody. I was just saying that government names like they're there. They were like their own little group that came in to join our little group.

And so it was like, yeah, everybody uses. So they well, they knew they all knew each other. We all knew each other government names for the next 10 minutes. Yeah, it was cool as fuck, though. So yeah, that's honestly like the stuff that I like. Remember, like how I mentioned in Discord today was like old school valve counterstrike source counterstrike one point six half life to four.

It was too. It really like brought back the whole old school, like hopping in ventrilo dude and fucking just finding a random group of people in a random clan. And you join this random clan and just become that's called back in the day, too. Yeah, but that's just what it reminded me. That was like old wow days for me. That was I mean, that was cod for me. Like you hop in a random dungeon or random braid and you meet this group that's already like a guild.

Yeah. You're like, hey, it's got to be like they're like, here's our Bentley. Go hop in so we can yell at you. I'm like, OK. Yeah. And now I'm hanging out with these dudes for two years. Yeah, exactly. Like. Yeah, it's awesome. Fergie's doing drugs, everybody. Drugs are bad. I was on the change settings and it just kept burning. That thing is still full of vapor, bro. I know it looks a little hot in there. Yeah, you might want to watch it. We do have a fucking smoke alarm in here.

I've never. I have yet to set off a smoke alarm. The thing is, are there batteries in it? Yeah, I'm anxious. I fucking hot box. I too like to live dangerously. All right. All right. We're not doing the Austin Powers today. Oh, why not? OK. That was like money, baby. Like two weeks ago. It was like two weeks ago. So anyways. Yeah. So you did a fucking that was great last night. Yeah, that was good. And I think I think you streaming as long as you did ended up having all that.

So it was great. Yeah. That was all six hours. Well, because you we were at like what, two and a half hours before all that started popping off. I think it's two, two and a half. I don't even know about that. I mean, far closer than an hour and a half to two. Like I really wasn't in it for that long until people started commenting and then finally got everybody in the match. It's a little bit different once you start actually get people in there fucking talking to you.

Or you're just or you're just firm. You can have people talking to you, but you just don't answer them. Oh, yeah. And the last couple of times I realize I look over every time I fucking die. You realize that, right? I don't ever see it. I do. I know. Yes. You got to really because you don't constantly you don't actually sit there and watch you linger. True. I mean, granted, by the time I actually either die or in between the match, depending on what style that I'm fucking playing.

If I'm playing ranked. Yeah. I watch my chat a little bit less, especially if I'm playing with my core group of people. Or maybe should you just see my name and that's why you don't answer me. I do answer you. It's whenever I do answer you, you never fucking respond. Because you've are you're either not paying attention at that point in time or have already left. Most of the time your attention spans is fucking big. It's not the attention span. It's my phone.

When I watch it on the phone, I'm like five seconds behind. So by the time you answer, delay. Yeah, it's a fat fucking delay. Yeah, it's a 20 second delay. And then my attention is already gone. So it's like, man, it's stupid. Yeah, I know. I watch I watch them on my phone all the time and I still interact. Easy peasy. Not that hard. Like I can. I hate being I hate being delayed. It sucks. Yeah, is yours delayed? I don't think Android's delayed.

I think it's just I think it's just that I know it's pretty delayed. Yeah, like when I was late, when I was doing ring ring the bell thing yesterday, like it was said to be a big 10, 15 seconds. 20 second delay. Yeah, that's a lot. You do you you do know most streamers have a 20 to 30 second delay on their stream, right? No. Yeah. Well, OK. OK. I mean, yes, they do. OK. I was like, maybe the FPS was like a lot of us playing Pokemon and shit.

Streamers who get stream sniped or in game styles that can get stream sniped. Yes. You play with a delay. I mean, I could understand that. Yeah. I mean, it only makes logical sense. Yeah, I can understand this. Do I need to have it? Do I need to have a delay? Am I big enough to have anybody fucking stream sniping me that isn't what you're not in friends like? No. But when I'm on like when I'm on the website watching you and sitting in discord with you, you're not you're not delayed.

It's just only on my phone. I have my know for a 20 second. I was going to say that that can't be right, because even when I'm on my it's only like it's not even very minimal. Dude, I can watch Call of Duty on my phone and then pull it up on my PC and there's still a delay and there's but they're off from each other. So not every device is going to pick up the same, but there's going to be a delay. It's a wonder that's just CDL. It's just like it's a stream thing.

It's just like it's same thing with broadcasting. If you hooked up to cable and watching the same watching the same game in this fucking room and watching the game and fucking that room. Oh, I know. We're Thursday night. We're watching the Seahawk game. I had it playing out there. I had it. I had it in in-laws room. Minute and a half difference. So I had it playing in there and I'm in here doing something.

And so I had it sitting on the other screen. And so I'm watching both of them on Amazon Prime. Exact same. OK, that one is like two minutes faster. It's like a whole two plays ahead. So I'm here. I'm hearing the wife yelling. And you're like, oh, my God, oh, my God. I'm like, will you shut up? I'm delayed. Damn it, woman. There's a flag on the play. She's like, no, it's not. We're like two plays ahead of that. I'm like, bitch, that's what I was yelling about. Like, fuck this.

I get it. I get it. I get it about football. Talking about football. I came up there. I came home Thursday because I worked in fucking. I worked home on Friday and I get home like I'm listening to the game driving home because we had stopped when I was stopped getting for food when I was waiting for food and shit like that. And so fucking once I get there because I called you was like, are you going to watch the game?

I was playing on it. And so I was just what I just didn't remember what time it fucking starts. I figured it was around like five or five thirty. So I turned it on at five thirty knowing the game probably already started. And then I turned it on for like a little bit. Yeah. Whatever. And so driving home, listening to the game and shit like that. And I walk into the fucking house and she's like, I can see fucking Lexie's viscerally pissed.

I mean, I'm annoyed, but I'm laughing at the fucking game with how many goddamn flags got thrown. Dude, two to two of our touchdown drives literally were made by fucking penalties by the other team. We made three sports ball points. Hey, by the way, guys, when we're talking about we, we're Seahawk fans. So we're talking about the Seahawk and Dallas game. Yeah, that just happened. Yeah, the last, yeah. It's because we're explaining it to Dolphin because Dolphin doesn't sports ball.

But I'm just saying for the pause, so we're talking about Seahawk. But essentially we're talking to Dolphin and explaining to him while explaining it to you guys. The only sports ball I play is billiards. I'm okay with that. That's too many sports balls. I'm okay with that. This one's got one. That's all I got to follow. Yeah, but there's a lot of people's involved in sports. That's a lot of meat on the field. Meat and balls.

It's a lot of man, me, fucking dragon against your fucking thighs, your arms, your back. Turn your mic down a little bit. That's a big cup on my forearm. It's already almost down all the way, bud. Yeah, but you're loud as fuck for some reason. It was kind of close. Dolphin's feeling spicy today. He's feeling good after last night. But that is our cold opening today. We'll get back to the sports ball real quick. But let's let's just do the opening real quick. This is the Tenacious Geek Show.

I am the Ferg. That is chaotic. We have the imposing dolphin. That was the soft open. We're going to make it really fast back to sports ball. Anyway, what was the point of that? Sea chickens and the Dallas Cowgirls. That works, too. Yeah. The the second like our second touchdown drive that scored off of fucking penalties in the end zone. Dallas had fucking three flags. So like the first one, it was like, OK, got tape. We like threw it into the end zone, caught it, made the reception.

Everything. Nope. Flag. Go back. Redo the play. No, no, we got that was a no. That was the second one we got. So no, we threw that pass three times. Well, because we only redid one. And then there was another one where we threw it in the end zone and we declined the penalty on the on Dallas to get the touchdown. That was the very last one. There was the last one. So they threw it three fucking time. I don't remember which they threw it three fucking time. Yeah. The first one flag came back.

Second one flag came like went on because we because there was a flag on Seattle. Yeah. Like went under review and everything said he didn't have fucking control or whatever. Yeah, that was fucking so stupid. That motherfucker caught that shit. I don't give a fuck what they said on that second one. That motherfucker caught that. I remember that early was like driving down the road staring at my fucking. Like they played. No, he did not lose fucking control. Fuck you.

I mean, maybe it's because you're watching on your phone, but I saw it on the TV and fucking they went back to play the replay and you could see it. He had only like the tip of the ball in his shoulder. And like as soon as he hit the ground, it was out. It was like it was. Yeah. But I mean, technically the rule of the game is as long as you have it in your hand when you cross that line, it's a touchdown. No, you can hit the ground, but it has you have to show that you have control.

Yeah, you have to. You have to have full like you have to be in control of it. He was like it was falling out of his hand. He didn't have control. Like you could see you could see it. But then the third one, they fucking heat it to Metcalf. Mac has just said, thank you. Yeah, he's the fucking tall ass dude, too. He just knew big son of a bitch. But like, yeah, yeah. Love that guy. It was bullshit. It's good. It's good to know that they can throw a touchdown.

And Smith and Jibba, though, is such a good rookie. So good. It's good to know that they can throw a short touchdown play, though, like that. Because, you know, they I know it was like that. I'm over here. The wife's like, just what the fuck? Run the ball. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we don't have beast mode. So there's no point. I don't give a fuck. Even Chris Carson. There's no point. Even when they had beast mode, they still fucked it up. Yeah, I know.

Blame Russell. They should have rubbed that fucking ball. Blame Russell Wilson. That wasn't Russell Wilson. That was that was the fucking that was the offensive coordinator. No, Russell said he wanted to throw it because they expected to run. And he thought he could throw him off and we lost. That was that was all rest. And even though beast mode was known for fucking there ain't a hole there. Yes, there is. But that was that was the point was, I guess, the Patriots expected them to run.

So they thought they'd and Lynch had been running down their throat all night. I know. All night, bro. You could have put him on a goal line. They could have put on a goal line and all their heaviest hitters fucking right there on the 40. But it was a great game. Would have said, bitch. Yeah. Well, they were on a half yard, though, during that. See, that's why I said, oh, my God. And they threw it that. But that's what I'm saying. Yeah. You could put Marshawn in a goal line lined up.

They know they're going to feed it right down the fucking pipe. Marshawn's going to drop a shoulder and get that fucking. Well, I mean, fuck it. We were on like what the three yard line, even Gino ran in for a fucking touchdown. Yeah. Yeah. Gino said nothing. Nothing wide open. He's like, now fuck this. And he said he just like walks in. I said, I'm patting my stats on this one. Yeah. Like, all right. Anyways, the sports ball. See, check in. You were throwing a fit outside.

What you got? Oh, we're going to start off with it. You want to go with it? Go. We're going to get it done. All right. Well, the CDL season is almost fucking back because you haven't heard me talk about Call of Duty for shit the last fucking six months because there's been nothing but drama and stupid ass shit. But I guess we get to talk all about that now since going on. We had Commissioner Zuma. This is all about the commercial driving license, by the way.

No, Call of Duty League, dumbass commercial drivers like the sure class A class B class A, of course, just as well. He's OK. Anyway, class. Yeah, I'm in the dad league. I wish an old man league. But that's not a bad idea. Well, the old man stopped giving podcast people ideas. Well, that's already that's already a dad. Leo. Yeah, that's that. There's already versions of that shit. I like that. That's a nice name. But there's just been a bunch of G.A. drama.

They're trying to get rid of like you've heard me talk about snaking and all that other things like severe spawn trapping. Yeah, when the new one is 70 dollar DLC and they need to fix the spawns, they need to fucking touch up. They need to touch up the hard point control spawns. They need to change some of the sponsor bomb locations for S&D because in some of the maps, fucking the defending team spawned right on B bomb. I'm like. How does that make sense?

Even from like a casual standpoint, they don't. How does that make sense? How do you have one? How do you have a bomb which is halfway down the fucking map from the attacking team and the defending team spawns right next to the second fucking bomb? The only fucking the initially coming in, especially in competitive setting, the only bomb that's going to get attacked is the closest bomb to the defending team, because that's the only one they can actually set up to start figuring out the game.

It's the same thing with fucking hard point. The spawns are all fucked up where you could have. You'll have lateral sponge, all squad spawns, you'll spawn out like it may. You play it long enough and you'll start to be able to guess and see. Be like, OK, stack here. Everybody's looking this way. Somebody's probably going to spawn there and then spawn out like, OK, whatever. But like it's not always going to be right.

It's not like in fucking traditional control or in traditional hard point where if you it's quadrant spawns where, you know, you hold you split the fucking map into fours, you hold three of those fucking quadrants. And as long as you don't push those fucking lines, like, you know where they're going to, you know, the area that they're going to spawn in. Like, I mean, the spawner. Until they switch. They're still. Hello, I just think it's Halo squad spawns.

They're fucking. Yeah. I just hello squad spawns. I just think it should just be a random spawn anywhere on the map. See, I think it's I. Well, that's how it is with like team death. I think any place anywhere. It never was that if we'll see. Here's the thing. If you're playing with if. So think about the CDL modes that they use, because, you know, you know how to play hard point, you know how to play control and you know how to play search and destroy. Right. Yeah. So well, not hard point.

So hard points. So King of the King of the Hill, King of the Hill and Halo, where it has the rotating points, that's hard point. OK. So. Yeah. You control the one point you sit there for. Yeah. For a certain amount of time and to collect up to a certain amount of certain amount of points in each second is a point. OK. So in Call of Duty, it's it's essentially the same thing, but the spawns move with the hard point.

So if we so like quadrant spawns, so like if we're holding the hard point, we get a closer spawn. Yes, because the enemy has it, we're further. So then it so then it comes down if everybody's if everybody's stacked in that one point and the enemy team sets up in those three other quadrants and you they get more people than you do in that in that area. You're going to start spawning in that quadrant where they're not at. Yeah, that's how a spawn trap works. Right.

So like the easiest way to fucking describe it, if you like, if you watch me play any of MW two before fucking Call of Duty three came and W three came out and we played and we played Fortress, the one that like was the big like castle with the cannons and like the horse statue and shit in it with the two Harcher. Would the map with the fucking hangman's news on it? I think so. Yeah. With the gallows on it. So that one with the big like statue right in the middle of the map.

Yeah, the big horse statue. Yeah. OK. Yeah. OK. Yeah. The one with blacksmith. We had the fucking. Yeah. Yeah. OK. The stables. So that one was not or that one was probably one of the worst maps that we had for fucking spawn traps in a fucking long time. Because literally, if you there, it's a three. It's a three lane traditional map with the cross center lane. Like, I shit you not. You have one lane to go on the outside.

You have another lane and then you have essentially a center lane that you can hit through up through windows and shit like that. And then you have a massive center lane that you can see crosses on each side. If you got dominant position where the gallows were and then you had somebody up in the double windows and then somebody back by the forklift and then somebody in front of you and P1, which was the two trucks, you would spawn them at that back.

You would spawn them at that back water fountain. You literally only had fucking one, two, three, four, five ways to come out. Four people can cover five routes. No fucking problem. Yeah, you sit there fucking just like it got to point, bro.

I watched pros like when MW2 first started doing its comp rotation, like some pros, if they were winning and on defense or whatever, playing control or whatever, like some of them would just fucking chalk the round like straight up, dude, you get like 15th left. They're like, now, fuck it. We'll just we'll just let the time die out. And nobody's going to get fucking kills. We'll just sit back here and maybe throw some shoulders. I was like, I hated that.

That's why they got rid of it on control because nobody would. They'd play it on hard points. Yeah, because you it's an easy way to get your your players off of the game. Is to do it was to not care about that shit. It will. And it's just for one, that's that's honestly not fun to watch. It's not it's even worse to play. But that's what I but that's the biggest thing is like a lot of this, like even the players, like the biggest thing that they'll reference to.

But we need to talk into the mic, sir. Oh, the biggest thing that they'll reference to before like the gameplay experience is because their biggest, biggest thing they have to worry about is what does it look like playing for people watching these pros play? Yeah. Like that's the biggest thing.

Like if the game, a lot of games, if the game looks like shit, but it has decent fucking mechanics and the pros enjoy it and they can make it look good, people are going to fucking watch and want to play the shit. We like company. Killing for two. I would watch. I'm sure I would watch a competitive killing for two. Yeah, there is. Is there really? Yeah. I never even heard of the game until fucking you start playing it. I mean, I've been playing it for a long time.

I heard of it. I started playing killing for one that came out in 09. So what the fuck is it? It's basically zombies, basically OG zombies, but just bigger and smaller maps. But it's you don't buy weapons off the wall, but you get like a little trading post. You can go buy shit. And there's different perks like the light to do different things. Gunslinger, sharpshooter, commandos. Go watch his five hour VOD and you'll see. I tried to. I fucking tried to. And it wouldn't pull up.

I could do not have any might not have VODs on. You might not go check that out because you should. Yeah, because then they'll store it. They'll play. They'll store it for 30 days where people can watch him and go back and watch it. I think it's 30 days for affiliate. I think it's only like now it was 30 days before affiliate. Is it? I think it's I thought it was only like two weeks for non-affiliate. OK. But yeah, so when people come across, you'll have when they come across your channel file,

but it'll just after 30 days, people start stop being able to. Oh, OK. Being able to. So for one, you can go back and save it and you can run it through like his little AI website he's got that'll do your clips for you. And then it'll it'll it'll stay on your profile. Yeah, you have to be able. You may be able to see it on your creator profile. OK. But it's just the app, though, so I don't know. It's so easy. It's so you need to go on fucking on the. I don't need your app. I need your browser.

I'll do it in a bit because, OK, I'm going to show you while you're sitting right here. Yeah, because you are not opening this. This is what you need to be having. Open when you run your shit. You don't have your stream manager open at all, but everything you're going to need is all right here. So like your content. Here's your here's your videos. All right. These are all my VODs. Boom. Like I go back in, here's all my clips. But like you easy, right on mine.

So also right here, this is where like you'll run like your raid, your ads. You hit a clip button, all that shit. Here's all your follows, shout out that. So like if I even go to mine on my phone, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, you but I still have like my videos. I still have. Yeah. So like so like here's my profile right here. So you go to mine and like these are obviously clips, but you could go to videos and you could literally watch like the full streams. Yeah. All right here.

You know, even our podcast one we did is still up here, I believe. Yeah, right here. So I need to get more into that. Oh, shit. Didn't mean to click that. Oh, like here's a cut. But yeah, so what it is is people when people come across your profile, like three different clips of fucking us dying or like they hear us talking about it, like they could they literally could go back and listen to our discord when we just did and then go back and watch your VOD with it.

Right. If they wanted to. Um. That's your dog. Is it the dogs? OK, I was like, I was hearing noises. This is weird. Complaining. Yeah, you do. You have a skinwalker dog. You don't have a dog. You have a skinwalker. Yeah, she's a bitch. But anyways, yeah, so we are. This is fucking true. This used to be a tribal state when we're when we're done, I'll we'll pull it up on here and we'll get you going. Yeah, because then you can show me how to do all the other shit for mine, too.

I've already showed you many times. I need I need a hockey a clip. Oh, you have to hockey it. Well, so because you run two monitors, right? Yeah. What do you run on the other one? Usually discord and my stream manager. OK, so yeah. So when you run that is your that's part of your stream manager. Yeah, I just don't have. I don't know how to which studio is those studios is basically the same thing. Like the only the only thing that that I can I can't do is like.

Access, you know, my content and shit, but to it studios basically does the same thing. All I have to do is just click my dashboard and it just logs me in to like the more in depth version of what that is, but just on my web browser. Yeah, well, that's what that is on the web browser. Yeah. And I mean, it's just it's just a dulled down version of that. You just can't do everything on the browser that you can do on to studios. OK, well, either way.

You know, probably end up putting my camera back up, but I don't know. I just have it for the last few streams just because it's just like what? And I mean, what's the point? Well, I mean, and your eyes have been all. You and I don't do you and I dolphin. Yeah, Jamie, get on it. I don't do that. You fuck off on that one. Do I have fucking? I guess it's like a setting in Twitch, isn't it? No, it's you know, it's I think they have one integrated into Twitch. Not that I'm aware of.

I'm not wearing a GIMP suit, Fergie. No, not you. No, no, no. It's an AI generated like avatar. Streamers that you'll see with like the fucking anime characters and shit like that. That's what I'm talking about. We're like it's like the lips move with you and shit like that sometimes. Like the streamer, Leon Lai. She's a she's a actually I don't remember what voices she's done, but she's done quite a few of like voice acting gigs for like anime shows and shit like that. I just don't remember.

That's how I originally found her. So I was like, wait, your fucking voice sounds the same. So I fucking Google search. And I was like, oh, that's why your voice sounds fucking familiar. But I can't remember what I can't remember now. Yeah, well, it's because I don't watch her regularly. It's just like when she's playing certain shit, I like to watch her because her reaction is fucking funny. This chick is hilarious dog, especially like shit like a lethal company.

And like she'll do shit like that, like play Valorant and stuff like that. Yeah. But like the one off different shit like that, like I'll tune in and check out sometimes because it's fucking funny. And I'll watch some of her YouTube content. And I think that's why I was getting some viewers last night, because I mean, Robert was in there, I was just running around like, oh shit, oh shit. Oh my God. Oh my God. Rob, Rob, I know. And you know, fucking lethal company last night.

I was I was trying to clip what I could and I couldn't get shit half the time. It's like I just could not get it because by the time because I'm out there like smoking, I'm watching you because the game's download. It was like, I'm not going to sit here and wait. And it's like, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. No, but it's gone. So that is one thing because it's delayed anyway. I do thoroughly enjoy about fucking again, my fucking stream deck. No, just your little button with your hockey.

I can I have I have a 15 key stream deck. I think it's an MK two or whatever the fuck it is. I can have it integrate shit with Twitch. So you just link your fucking Twitch to it and then it'll pull it like you download the software off the website, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then it pulls up as one of your little drop sections.

And so you can you can have fucking clips, markers, like the three that I have is clips, markers, and you just automatically it'll just automatically set to get a 30 second clip. So like you just wait a couple of seconds after it fucking happens and you just clip that bitch or or a hit marker. And I can go back into the stream later and it'll have a fucking flag stamp right there at that point. So then you can go to that. I just find that 60 second clip.

And my third one's at so when I want to just like in between downtime or whatever, fucking like loading in shits quite boom, hit at it, runs that fucking. And see, it's essentially the same shit as what I just showed you. The little button panel on the stream manager. It's nice. It's literally the same thing. Yeah, he just pushes buttons, but you can hotkey all of them, too. It's just it's a lot easier to fucking look over and know which one out of fucking a set of 15 buttons right there.

And you can set multiple pages. All right. So like my first page is my start and stop stream. So like my top row is starting face and live. So to switch between my scenes for and this is all in fucking stream. This is all for stream labs. And then my next two after that, which would be my last two on that set, is fucking go live and stop recording. And then I can set one to literally I can set another one that it will just straight record a video because stream labs can do that, too.

So you can be live and record a video on stream labs at the same time. What was this one? And then I need you to do my second. My second row is fucking clip marker ad. And then a cut. Oh, and then my bleep and then my beep button, my sensor button. And then something I am bleeping shit. And I ain't doing it. And then I have another page. That's my those are like my four soundboard, like my four voice changer sounds

that I have. And then it's fucking to trigger it and then to set it in my headphones so I can hear myself talk in my headphones. Right. So and then you. I thought it was funny last night. I I played every other game. I just turned them down. But when I'm muted killing floor, I put in killing floor to two studios. And I was like, warning, this game is rated R for mature, like for mature audio.

Oh, yeah, I was like, I was like, why is this the only game that does that as opposed to like, you know, when we've played Halo or we've played blood? Halo's rated E for everyone. Yeah, but even blood hunt like these hands. But I'm just saying, you know, is it? Yeah. Well, man, killing floor has got a lot more gore. Oh, hell, yeah. A lot. You can literally paint the entire map. Well, that's what I mean. Go boot up like GTA. I'm sure. Oh, yeah. I would say the same.

Friday, December 8th, first matches, first matches online for Call of Duty before there's two weeks. Fuck you. Nobody cares because the fifth we get the trailer for GTA six. I think let's get a break the fucking Internet. I think even less people care about that. Bang, bitch, we just got the update for fucking season five for Fortnite. I know I saw that. And you got fucking Peter Griffin and Eminem. Yeah. Eminem's in it like the peanut Eminem. No, like him and him and him and Marshall Mathers.

Like, oh, like the pretzel, Eminem. God, yeah. Yeah. Him and him and him and Mr. Sellout. What about Carmel? Eminem's. So they are so smack. Yeah, so good. You know, it's even so the peanut butter ones are so now I see. See, I'm a I'm a traditionalist. I'm a traditionalist. I like the peanut. Those are my favorite. Oh, so what you're saying is you're like your vanilla. Yes, your vanilla. Yeah. He just likes nuts in his mouth. I like a little in and around my chocolate.

You're a strictly missionary guy is what you're saying. No, no, no, no. Only with Eminem's, I'm a vanilla. OK, I didn't say the Carmel ones didn't smile. All right. All right. All right. We went through this last episode, bro. We know you got some kinky shit. OK, with your buff goth. I mean, that shit came out last night. I got called up by Chico. She didn't even know me, bro. Yeah, that is so true. And I got it all. There's I got all of this in the middle of this like chat.

They had all left because I think I don't even remember where they're at. One of one guy was in England. One was in Australia. Yeah, they were there. But they're all English, like American English. But, you know, this cheeky one of them, you can hear the Australian accent. And it kind of. Yeah. I think that was I think that was still speak fucking English. I want to say it was I mean, that's why I said American English.

But either way, yeah, someone like she had to at one point, I just said, like, sorry, I'm not some six foot buff buff goth mom. And I was like Robert was like, bro, I'm like, no, I just got called out for like from somebody that doesn't even fucking know me. I don't I don't I don't know how this happened. And dude, my vibe. I wasn't that was in chat. I was in chat, bro. Yeah. Big chat, God's mom. It's chat like not even in this because that was right after the last. This is right.

They sped listen to a fucking episode. So you were like, buff goth moms got it. What they did was they probably put all of our episodes through like an AI and get to give a short description. Dalton got they didn't call a duty. James Pokemon. They didn't even have to do that. The episode is named Buff Goth mom. That's very true. It's very true. They looked at the spot. They just looked at the Spotify roster. I mean, I did post the link. I did take a shot in the dark and that it was you.

Well, as soon as they got into discord, because I was already in there, too. And like, as soon as I saw all these people join, I'm like, hey, guys, just so you know, are you guys cool with us recording this? They're like, oh, yeah, fuck. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. We'll show you guys out in the podcast. I'm like, here's Craig and I sent everybody the links. They all sent me links to their shit. Yeah, because they couldn't message you for some reason.

Yeah, I looked. I saw that's why I sent you what what's his name? Yes, I saw that this morning. I don't know why I'm not getting direct messages, but I don't know. It's probably in your settings. Yeah, I didn't. I haven't looked at it. But so I got all their shit. No, he gets all link. You probably have to be friends with him before you'll get direct. No, you can turn DMS off. Yeah, that me and Dalton DM each other on. Yeah, we're friends on discord, though. That's my point. That's what I mean.

So he has DMS off for anybody else. I still get DMS as long as we're in a mutual server, I can get DMS. Yeah, see. Yeah. He did touch. He likes to 11 a lot. Anyway, all he knows how to do is sword fight. Anyway, anyway, that was fucking awesome. Yeah, and they they were totally cool with Craig. So that episode is going to come out later this week and it's going to be fucking awesome. And they're actually like interactive. And it was fucking chaos. Yeah, dude. It was great.

It was so great. And I wish you were there for it because oh, my God. Oh, what I would I would have made it to the goal with all of the geeks and all of these guys would have been great. Because I just don't fly off the handle for absolutely no reason because it's funny. You would scream in horror at this game. I swear to God you come around to wake everybody up in the house. The game can be fucking a little intimidating. I'm really intimidating sometimes.

I mean, yeah, dude, well, I'm over here like all you guys are max level fucking video game. I'm the only noob in the group. And I'm like, oh, you don't respond. OK, so it's S&D was zombies. Fuck them. No, it's zombies essentially. But without you respond after the round in. Yes. OK. But with its zombies with still responding, bitch, still stand. What am I going to do? Respawn? You get none of your weapons back.

And it's it's zombies without the story mode, the Easter egg shit, the like, you know, Easter eggs and there's a story. Well, you do realize I'm playing for my stupidity anyway. No, there's no like. Well, that's what I mean. Like the zombies maps like there is an end that you can end the game. You can beat it. Yes, technically. You know, this is more just like, yes. I mean, there are different modes than just survival or, you know, going there. And unlock pack a punch week specials and shit.

Well, that's part of your perks. Yeah. But you start with the perks as you level up. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to. But this one like drugs. This one is like each map you got to. Yeah. Anyways. I don't know. I was having fun last night. I mean, yeah, that was definitely. And I know you were dying to play it. That was a harsh introduction for you. I mean, there doesn't get anything easy. No difficulties. There's easy. There's normal. There's suicidal and hell on earth.

We're playing hell on earth. Like the first game I booted into like hell on earth, dude. And I just kind of sat back with two of them. Yeah, I normally if I'm just kewing into a solo lobby, like by myself, not just playing with random people, I'll just go straight to suicidal. Sometimes I'll go hell on earth, but usually the lobbies. Yeah, and we beat it. Yeah, but it's usually because six of us.

Not last night, but usually like if you're playing hell on earth or even suicidal, it's like Freed Sniper was saying in Discord today, it's just people tend to play chaos where they're just they're demolitionist, a firebug or, you know, a heavy duty commando where they're basically just fucking bombing and fireballing everything. And you can't see shit. That sounds awesome. It's fucking annoying. It sounds awesome. No, it sounds like my kind of shit over.

It sounds like motherfuckers running around with a shotgun and a riot. That sounds like what I do in Black Ops Zombies. Yeah, except except it's way worse, way worse. Anyway, those motherfuckers are fast, dude. Yeah, yeah, they're like fast. Yeah. And then when you get that fucking flush pound running up on you. Dude, fuck that guy scared the shit out of me so many times. I'm like, oh my God, different levels. There's like there's right there. All different levels of shit.

There's like crawlers and then there's like a mutated crawler, which is a little bit stronger. And you just have your regular gores and you have your gore fest, which have like swords on their arms. And then there's another one that's got two swords and you can block around. There's the fat boy. There's a bloat and he'll like vomit poison on you and blind you. Sounds like fucking left.

But there's there's there's scrapes and they got a chainsaw for an arm and they're like tanks and they'll fucking feel like they'll like fucking spin at you and shit. And try to kill you. And that's like left. Plus, plus pounds basically have this ginormous and they have this giant yellow light. And if you piss them off, the light turns red and they got these two giant, giant like Bakugo's grenades on his arms. Yeah. But they're fucking. They're just fucking. Spinning gauntlets.

Yeah. They'll just like bash their fucking arms together and go like this and just fucking. And they charge you and you can't outrun it. You get fucking yeeted when they hit you. Like literally like and half your health is gone. Like where did Dalton go? I'm in a corner now. I had all you hear a dolphin is help me. Yeah, exactly. You just hear this. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Fucking run. Dude, dude, dude. That was me. That was me. So I'm like, play.

I'm fucking going through that lab. He would have a lot of going through the fucking labyrinth and shit and fucking going down. I'm like, all right. Got my fucking flash. I shit like that. Fuck my walkie talkie. Run into a fucking spider. All I hear is fuck, fuck. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. Essentially. Yeah. Yeah. Where the fuck is everybody?

Al. Oh, no, the spider was chasing me and you're not out running that bitch either, especially like once you run out of stamina, like everything's catching you. The cool part about killing for two is it goes in like a slow mo. There's that's like Zed time. Zed time. Yeah. And it's like the headshots are easier. You level up. Well, you guys are getting like the real time shit. I don't. Yeah. And that doesn't occur for every single perk class.

But it's like for my because I play gunslinger, so it's just pistols. I play commando. And basically for my real time, I can either like accumulate headshots and do extra headshot damage on top of my extra headshot damage, or I can fire and reload in real time while it's in slow mo. Yeah. And when it's in slow mo, it's like it's like a 10. It's super, super slow. Super slow. Like 10 seconds long.

So you could literally sit there with real time shooting and just pop, pop, pop, pop, and just like fucking 30 kills. 10 seconds for really if I really lined it up right. But the 10 seconds can be extended too, because we were going for like a good fucking minute straight of slow mo and I'm over here like 30 seconds to reload my fucking gun. Yeah. He's like, God, dude. No, because it like so the reload animations are a lot longer than Call of Duty and Apex and all this other shit.

Like they're abnormally long. It takes like the whole time you're in slow mode to reload this shit. And I'm like, yeah, they get the idea. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm not going to die because it's slow mo. I'm just like even the Zeds are slow mode. Yeah, everything is slow mode. Your movement, everything, everything, everybody, the whole the whole lobby goes in slow. You're just going to thousand miles an hour. Next thing you know, God damn it.

Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly what happened. Literally dead serious. Exactly what happened, which is why anytime I was like, OK, I'm going to reload before. I don't know when it's coming. I got to reload. Just make sure you're done with three rounds. Fuck. Start reloading. Dump three rounds. Start reloading. That's pretty much what I do. I'll like run around the pistols all day long and I'll just fucking pop off a couple of shots. Reload. Pop off a couple of shots. Reload.

Yeah. I mean, anytime, anytime I have a chance. More often than I'm I'm shooting most likely. Yeah, like me too. Burning through ammo. This is my arms. Hi, just just got to keep them stocked up. How does this motherfucker reload with fucking one hand so god damn fast? I'll get it right with two pistols even like what is it? We'll do it. It's like like the well, I was not only that, but I could carry around. You have like a max weight that you can carry for weapons.

Which if it does make you slower, I learned that the hard way. What? Depending on what you carry. Yeah, I learned that the hard way. Yeah. So like normally I will run around with four to five akimbo pistols. So that's all he uses the whole fucking game. Dual 1911s, dual like 18. Mustang and Sally over here. Fucking dual one motherfucker that had the fucking gun. The what? Boondock Saints. Oh, man, where he had the vest and he had like six different fucking.

I thought you were talking about reloading. That's that's that's all. Yeah, that's me. Start calling you the old man. I fucking I fucking love pistols, dude, obviously, because you guys are a bloodhound. But still, but those dual pistols in that game are fucking killer. I get down with a couple of pistols and bloodhound. And we're in normal. Yeah. Well, when you suicidal and hell on earth, I was like I was playing dual pistols and hell on earth. Last ditch resort.

I just upgraded them like almost max way and it was pretty good. Yeah, I want to spend. I literally would start the rounds just with the dual pistols until I run out of ammo. Then I'm going to go to the good gun. See, I know I'll usually start the opposite. Like I'll start with my like I'll keep the rhinos out at first and I'll do some damage with those, but until like a flush, a scrape comes is when I bring out the rhinos because they do explosive damage.

But there are also like like that's like a mustang and Sally. I'm explosive. God damn it. I'm trying to hit that. It's India like like scrape. It's like Mustang and Sally. Scrakes and flush pounds are like like have resistance and immunities to fire and explosive damage, though. So like I think it's. Scrakes are more immune to explosive damage word. Flush pounds are more immune to fire damage. I might have the backwards. But either I don't know what fuck them best. You'll see too much.

You'll see me. I'm just trying to send down five grenades in front of a fucking flush pound and then dip the fuck out. Yeah. Fuck all of it. And then he's pissed off and he's booking it at me. So yeah, I'm like there goes on me. Pulls out as fast as possible while quick healing himself. Oh, dude, that's drop all your weapons and book it.

That sounds like me after slide canceling around a corner and realizing there's a full team on the hard point, pull out the knife and try to get back around the corner. And as we realize why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, putting your guns away and pulling your knife out does not make you faster. It depends on your gun. Well, I mean, you're going to in my case, since I'm carrying on pistols, nothing weighs more than eight. So, yes, it does matter.

I was like because I was I was running just as fast as you with my rifle out and you had your knife out. I wasn't sprinting either. Yeah, you were. No, I was. Yes, you were. Oh, no, no, you were a sharpshooter that time, though. Yeah, that's right. OK. I was also sharpshooter. That's right. But maybe that's what we were saying. Talk shit when you don't know the game. No, that's what Fried and all them were saying was that anything less than eight pounds, you won't run faster with a knife out.

But most rifles are going to weigh six to eight pounds. I wouldn't say mine were like five, six, I think. Yeah. So like depending on what you have out or, you know, it doesn't it doesn't matter. But what he was saying last night is is because I'm more used to killing for one, you do actually run faster with your knife out. Oh, OK. Well, yeah, I'm used to like Apex, too, that does that shit. Granted, not a knife, but you put all your guns away, you run faster.

Yeah. Oh, pull out your call of duty. Go to your knife. I think Halo does, too. Pistols run faster. So yeah, and that's just what he said. Yeah. Is anything that weighs less than eight pounds? I was like because I was following. These guys are like super masters of the game. Apparently. Yeah, they're like why they chose me. But they're like they're just like, come here, little guy. They're like Beerus level. We're going to bring you in.

We like you like they're trying to their boot is booting us into like mod lobbies and shit. It's their own custom lobby. Yeah, it was almost custom lobby. Yeah, but there was a whole list of them they were telling me about. Yeah, that's what that discord is. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, we're in that discord now. Yep. Right. You got the link. I sent you. Yeah, I joined it. OK, I joined it and immediately somebody commented like, bro, I love your name. Like, thanks.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, dude, you did a fucking badass job. Oh, you see him. Granted, you were streaming to like three o'clock in the morning. So, dude, honestly, I probably would have got yelled at by the old lady. Robert was like, I was still in here playing, too. Yeah, but you're also across the house from her. Like, she's right on the other side of the wall from me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Granted, my kid is sleeping right there and I'm loud as fuck, but whatever.

That motherfucker goes to sleep to fucking two step, bitch. You ain't going to wake him up. Yeah, literally. Yeah, at one point, Robert fell asleep at one fifty in the morning. I was like, what? It was just ten o'clock. I swear to God. For real. What fucking vortex? Yeah, God damn, dude. I fucking also I forgot what rabbit holes felt like. Fuck. It was because it was because I had to wait a long time to download into a game.

Like if all those guys were with a group of people in quite a while, if those probably fucking last night, that couple hours I played fucking Lethal Company. Like, I didn't realize it was like night there was. Oh, fuck. I've been on here for a minute. Like, if it wasn't for that whole group joining us, we probably wouldn't have played as long.

Oh, because I mean, I was going to I was going to hop on a still would have because like there was a couple of times where I was going to get off to and go on to one because Robert had it downloaded and that's what we were talking about playing. But I had like ten people in the lobby before they joined. And he's like, no, dude, stay in there. Keep the viewers. Yeah. And then I kick it here. When I had when you're streaming, stick to where your viewers are at.

Yeah. Try not to switch games like also you'll see me switch games because none of even none of you guys are getting on the watch. Like then it's like, all right, cool. I'm the only one that like I'm literally just watching myself because I have it like I'll have it pulled up on my phone, not mainly for the viewer, just so I can check to see how the stream's looking and shit from time to time. I always have a browser open with my stream on always like that's why I use my phone.

I tab it and mute it, but I always have one on so I can tap over and I can see exactly like how my stream is looking. Yeah, I can do the same thing. Halo is really the only game that since, you know, I'm graphics limited with my graphics card. Right. That my stream, I will I will physically do like in the Twitch studios will close out the stream preview and I and like I turned off the camera for the same reason and then I'll like minimize everything.

So that way I normally run on I normally run on fucking media, more low, like visual graphics anyway, just to get the FPS boost. When I'm on Halo and streaming, I have to run everything on maximum low settings and it will still look how it is. See, that's how I had to do it with that PC. And I would just I would just overload. I mean, mine was really fine, but I run on mine on low when I stream anyway. I just need to upgrade the graphics card. Except for like I said, blood hunt.

I think blood hunt. I run on like medium or high because it's such a small game. Yeah, it doesn't take. I mean, and Fortnite. I was running those two games, those BRs, because they don't. They're not graphic for an ultra. I was going to say, I think I'm running on like high media. I was running. I was going to killing floor on ultra last night, but I wasn't streaming. Yeah. And I mean, I was streaming. But there's not a lot of graphics for killing floor either.

I mean, yeah, this is kind of blood and guts everywhere. It's just blood and guts and just yeah, you will literally paint the entire map. Forg I'm telling you, you'd have fun. You really should have been there. And the blood I wish you were there, homie. It was a good time, dude. And again, I understand that. But I know what what's the point if I don't have the game to part. I know. Yeah, I know. When you get it, I mean, Bob, Bob, about the game last night for the same. Yeah, I sent him a link.

Yeah. Yeah, see, I have way more. You sent me honestly way more interest to play. Fuck. I mean, I argue. Yeah, too. That'll be the next one. We'll probably pick up. Yeah. But it's it's only ten bones. Fucking it's fucking dirt cheap. Like for the quality, like the amount of quality comedy you're going to get out of that. Fucking gave for. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah. And like the name of some of the certain like because you'll go in like you'll boot up the fucking game.

It'll go into the fucking main screen. And it's like, you know, host, join a crew and then fucking settings, something else, like whatever. So like all me and Kelso did was go into fucking we went into we wanted to join a crew and just found one that had like two people and just kept trying to join that one until we found one that we can get into. And I probably ran with Kelso and those two dudes for a solid hour, at least before I even turned on the stream, like just trying to get in the ropes.

And I was like, dude, I was like, this is going to be so much fun to stream. He was like, why are you not already up and doing it? I was like, yeah, minute. Got it. Yeah. For dad. So I was like, what's up, everybody? Directly into the gameplay. Yeah. Yeah. And that's like, dude, go back and watch some of that VOD. Like I watched some of it. Oh, my God, bro. So funny. Like I was I'll show you a couple of clips when we're done. It was hard for me to watch because like Jeebus was here last night.

I'm saying like that's a funny one just to sit down and like just throw up like. But on top of that, like I was only able to watch like part of his stream too, because I was back and forth because I had to redownload killing floor. I don't think I had to do what they were telling you to do. Yeah, that's what that's how I got it to boot. Yeah, that was weird. But I did all that before all that. So yeah, it's just like my game wouldn't run.

I mean, I bought killing floor one and two separately off of King Gwyn. And I never had those issues. We played before, though. Yeah. I had no issues. This was the first time I booted it in a minute. Yeah. And it just it did that the whole time. So I uninstalled the reinstalled. So I was like, cool. I got like an hour and a half. I'm just going to go fuck off. Also on that. And then it's like Dalton pops on stream. I'm like, cool. I'm just going to go fuck off.

Well, then you just said you said, oh, this bitch. And I was like, I thought you took a fucking hour when you said I'll be. No, it's my turn to watch a few minutes one hour later. All right. I'm going to get on a game now. You guys are like my favorite streamers. I love the lurk. Yeah, honestly, if I have a second or third viewer, I just assume like one of them's James. Yeah, and all honestly, like last night, unless I'm at work, if I'm at work, most of the time I can't I can't watch anything.

Yeah, I'm in the same even in the background, like because I got it's just too much for me. Oh, because you want to. Well, I got music podcasts going so I can't listen to anything and then it won't play the video. So it's like there's no point having my phone out. Yeah, like I'll watch. I'll watch Pokemon streamers though all the time because I got to pay attention. Right. I can hear what's going on.

It's a nice thing about fucking YouTube videos is you don't necessarily have to watch most of them. Yeah, that's the thing about Pokemon. If you know the cry of a certain Pokemon, you know what the sound makes when they make a certain move. Right. I'm just a fucking nerd. I can literally close my eyes and picture everything that's going on and then they're just talking about it like this. It's like, oh, there's been. Oh, my God. Since they've GA'd snaking.

So I just got an update for a tactical rap video. Shout out. Fucking tactical rap. He is fucking my personal top to him and Zuma are probably my two favorite content creators and zoom zoom as a retired pro. He does a show that I've talked about called the flank and tactical rap is a YouTube content creator that's just a content creator. Like that's all he does is just report through all the drama, makes two YouTube videos a day about the shit like.

Love this dude, and he's a Brit. Pretty sure he's Brit. Bucket and love him. Well, sell him on phase like one of the top people is like, you've heard me talk like earlier talking about snaking and shit like that. Well, they got it. So it's what's the other. So what's snaking is, is so, you know, like in the old black ops. Yes, we've explained it like how many times. Yeah, well, it's like, I'm not sure. Have you ever heard me explain what it is? Yeah. OK. So snake in the head shot.

Yeah. The head is. So what what it is, it's tax printing forward and then proning instantly. Yeah. So doing that repeatedly has been fucking something you've been able to do for a really since fucking tax printing. I mean, it's been put in a day. It was called drop shotting. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. A drop shot is where you just so a drop shot is where you go into a gunfight and drop down into prone to get an advantage in the gunfight. That's a drop shot. You don't.

That's not snaking. That's a drop shot. There's this difference between snaking and drop shotting. Snaking is the tax printing out of it on a heady and then proning backwards instantaneously. And it's so you're literally only getting a couple of a couple of pictures while the person who's snaking on the head glitch is fucking getting way more information than the motherfucker that's standing there looking at the head glitch and just watching this forehead pop up that you can't fucking hit.

And so there's a lot of people that fucking do it. And the new generation has been coming into doing it, especially the last few fucking years because of a few fucking players that everybody points towards one of them, sell him and why personally the biggest fucking reason from since I've been super swamped in it since fucking Cold War or Vanguard actually was that back when before the CDL or right at the beginning of CDL, everybody was like, all right, we want to GA snaking like

they did for fucking years just to make it a better competitive experience for one. And, you know, it's kind of just looks dumb and it kind of gets annoying when you just watch this motherfucker bob up and down and bob up and down 30,000 fucking times. And the other dudes just wait for him to be like pop up case. So when you get a fucking pop up and actually stop, you know, pop up. Bam. Okay. I'm dead. Like, why are you just sitting there waiting for him to pop up? Run. Go somewhere else.

Fuck it. That's what I do. Yeah. I was like, why am I going to bother sitting here waiting and watching this dude? I'm going to run like around and try to flank him or here's the thing though. Somebody else going to come behind me in a one V one. No, they're not. Oh, is it all one V one? No, it'll do. People will do it. People will do it to get a competitive advantage and to abuse a mechanic within the game. Right. Yeah. But and that's what I mean. But you one V ones don't

matter anyway. The one V ones as one round round game five, round 11, one V one, somebody snaking a head glitch after they've planted the fucking bomb. And I mean, I guess, well, I guess S and D. Like that's either that I'm not a big S and D player. So I never really. That's probably in my personal opinion, probably one of the most important game modes. Why have two S and D's, two hard points and then assert and then a control.

Oh, because you're talking about competitively. Yeah. So if I'm saying just call it in general, it's like, fuck all that shit. The two game modes, if you're extremely good at the two game modes and one of them being a single life mode, another one being a respawn mode, you're extremely good at two of the three game types. And there's only one map of control that you play in the very middle of the fucking series. Majority of it, but the majority of the time, you're going to be an

extremely good fucking team. I liked search and destroy. I didn't like S and D at first, but I've definitely like as I've become a better player, I enjoy S and D more like, oh, there's definitely times where I still want to fucking absolutely like put my hand through my monitor playing fucking because it's not just spawn die, spawn die, spawn. Yeah. You get one like, yeah, it actually takes some like it's actually it's more probably why I didn't like it

because yeah, and that's I mean, don't get me wrong. I love respawn. I love being just running around. Fuck. I think it's more of the game type that I enjoy those more methodical and slower. It's CSGO, CSGO, Valorant. Like, yeah, but CSGO is literally nothing but S and D. Honestly, I'm quite literally for maybe 20 hours, but you know what I'm saying? Like source I have like almost a thousand and for sure, but it's essentially all all counter strikes and all of the professional

gaming that was FPS professional was essentially just S and D. Yeah. Call of Duty was the Call of Duty is literally the first fucking e-sport that introduced something different besides just search and destroy or a bomb. I mean, counter strike source had to respawn. It would just it was just a delayed respawn. Yeah. But that's it's you anytime that I so listening, listening and like being is submerged into competitive as it is like Call of Duty was the first one that like introduced a

respawn style in a competitive aspect. Everything before that, everybody started realizing, oh yeah, like if you watch CSGO currently now, it's still just fucking plant plant attack style games. Yeah. Same thing with Rainbow Six Siege. And I have that game and I've honestly never played it. I don't know. It's literally it's just S and D. It's literally just S and D. Never played it. It's just a fucking different version of search and destroy. That's all it is. It was like it's

it was like free on Game Pass for like so long. I still never. But it's the I don't touch any time. I guess he came around, started playing. Dude, since the division, I refuse to play any more Tom Clancy games. Rainbow Six isn't that Siege. I'm not. I played it a few Rainbow Six, like Vegas was OK. Vegas one and two were good. After that, I haven't played any of those, but I don't trust any Tom Clancy game after the division because they roped me into a sixty five

dollar purchase that I wanted to refund after fucking 12 hours. I was going to say, I think it's I think Siege is still free on Game Pass. Yeah, I still won't play it. Well, see, it's not it's not Xbox Game Pass. It's EA's Game Pass. But if you which is in the ultimate, it's it is because they integrated it for the same. At first, it wasn't a game pass. It's different. And then like a few months later, they integrated it in because not a people were not a bunch of people

were getting it. Yeah. Same thing with the Ubisoft. Ubisoft will be in it, too. Ubisoft already is. Well, no, I mean, well, you still got to pay separately for the Ubisoft. It's not integrated in the ultimate, but it will be because nobody's buying Ubisoft. It's because you give us access to all of the Assassin's Creed. Cool. Why am I paying you monthly when it takes me this many hours to beat the fucking game? Well, it's it's because and I own it. It's all of the other shit

that Ubisoft did. Well, yeah, like that's I don't like all of them anyway. Gives you access to skate and all of those games, too. I mean, I'm a skater. I fucking love those games. I fucking love. I wished it was going to be like Tony Hawk, but I like the Tony Hawk one better. I'll see. I like skater. You want to go on a real skateboarder then where you know I was. I'd see that every skater I knew preferred skater. I was. But I got so like I played the very first one when it came out.

We very fucking three of them. I'm talking about Tony Hawk and three. I played every single Tony Hawk made. Yes, I played all of them and so much consistently that when skate came out, I was like, this is weird. I don't like these controls because it took me a second to get because it made me actually have to physically do other stuff. I didn't like it. Exactly. That's what I like to do. That's why I like Tony Hawk. And then skate was like, man, he doesn't like technical games.

What I love. No, it was I was this is what I got used to. So when this came out, I didn't play it because it was a more technical game. I've played the shit out of skate through. I've already beat it many times now. I didn't play the other two, though. Honestly, skate one's the best. Personally, I think I was like I played skate three. Personally, I think skate three was the best. Don't get me wrong. I think one was I think it was just nostalgia purposes for me when it comes

to skate one. I do. I enjoyed all three of them for the pure fact of that mechanic of how you fucking played it. Speaking of such a bitch, you actually had to do it. Speaking of. OK, I got a question. Why don't we have any more like newer skateboarding games? Because they don't like the popularity. Well, they remastered the first Tony, the first two Tony Hawk. That was all fucking for nostalgia. Well, I get that money grab, but it was like that was the last

one we got. Yeah. And it still was a shitty game. Yeah. I literally bought it and then refunded it. Wasn't it? Because there's also like a 25 year anniversary thing. Yeah, I think so. It was. Yeah. 20 or 25, I think. Yeah. But it wasn't even it wasn't even that nostalgia. All it was was. All it was was, you know, I know. And they remastered the fucking graphics for the game. That's all they did. But I'm not talking about that game specifically. I'm just talking about

why don't we have any more newer ones? There is one like we get a football game every year. There is a soccer game is pretty new. Well, there's another. There's another. I don't remember the name of skiing, snowboarding. I had the Xbox. That game is a lot of fun. Super fun. It's a snow extreme sports. Yeah. Oh, oh, OK. You could do like it's like X game. You like paraglide into the. Yeah. OK. I have seen that one. You can squirrel suit. You can.

I have seen that one. Like you could snow. But I'm talking about like what we need another skate or like a new, new original Tony. There is one. I just I can't remember the name of it, but it's Jamie. It's came. It's scrolled across. It's scrolled across my tech talk a few times, but it's I think it's only on PC. I'm cool with that. I just don't remember the name of it. I'm cool with that. I think it's in. I think it was in like I think it's still in development.

Did you all ever try the I don't remember what it was called, but it was the Tony Hawk game on the Wii that had. Oh, that was just about to say I hope this has a little. Maybe I didn't play every time I did try that was it was awful. So fucking terrible. Oh, OK. So take a deck like the fucking like the one game from the arcades. No, it doesn't even move. Yeah, it's literally like take a skateboard deck and set it flat on

the ground with no wheels. That's your controller. Yeah, it does not move and it's actually it was like and it was slippery as shit. So you had to wear shoes. Right. And it was shorter than a normal skateboard deck. Well, I like fucking this thing. Yeah. And I'd be like really trying to kick that shit. Yeah. But if you played it with the nunchucks, you could actually like move them around and flip and do combos with it like that,

which is what I did. Trying to tre flip those nunchucks. I love the fucking we me and the wife were just talking about that the other day. I did that with I like the we sport. There's a we sport favorite thing. Super Smash Brothers was fucking amazing. But you know, the game I played the most on the we was Budokai Tenkaichi three, bro. Dragon Ball Z on the Wii was fucking a whole nother level. Dude, I fucking you're over here literally doing this shit, bro. It's fucking. Oh, my God.

It was my first call of duty was World at War on the Wii. So was mine. And that's like, or no, I was I had a lot in that rifle stock. Oh, my God. It was. Did you have some. Did you have the actual controller attachment? Yeah. Yeah. So that's what we're talking about. The rifle. Oh, I mean, because other times you could literally just hold it to like that. Yeah. Yeah. No, but I had the controllers. Yeah, that's what we're talking about now.

And then I went and then I went from the Wii and went and got it on PS2. And it was I didn't like it. But I remember World of War. But that's what I keep saying. Like like last night or even today in Discord. And I was talking like OG zombie guy is that's what you do is you're in a fucking zombie map and you just run around. You can't you can't hold the spot. You'll just get overwhelmed. And not only that, I don't know, not shaming the other guys that we're playing with, but they

it's just not my play style. Like, I don't think it's as fun when you're just sitting there holding a spot shooting in one area. Like, I mean, I want I want to run around and try to actively avoid everybody. I mean, bordering people know you're talking about training, training, kiting, whatever you want to call it. But training. It's a lot harder in that that game that it is Call of Duty. Oh, hands down, they randomly spawn and they random spawn. They're fucking fast.

And you can be you can be on one side of the map and you don't get juggernaut. There's like two or three ways that you could go across the map. You take the longest way around the map. The Zeds are already halfway there. That are that are we're coming this way have turned around and are now coming to the other. It's like trying to run around a table. Yeah. Yeah. They already done meet you. You turn into that serpent that's eating itself. Yeah, essentially. The fuck is that called?

That sounds fantastic. Where you guys are going right now. What that? Yeah. Oh, it's just the fucking bowl in the kennel. It's the metal bowl in the kennel. Fuck. Coda is going to fucking secret agent himself back over to the goddamn curtains. Now he got his ass whooped so bad. She's the fucking problem now. She's getting out of the fucking fence and shit. She's just a bitch. Getting ready to talk about my dog people getting ready to come in speech. It's like I need some debt. Give me some debt.

I think she is starting to get into heat, though, for the first time. So why have you not neutered them? Are you trying to breed them or something? Go get that bitch in a diaper. I have no money for that. Go get some diapers so he ain't bleeding all over your goddamn floor. Make sure he ain't fucking her. I didn't want the damn dog to begin with. So that ain't my problem. I leave that responsibility to the other half who wanted both of these fucking big ass.

You are the husband. She said, hey, I need you to go get these. You're going to be like, yes, dear. No, it depends. She would just go get a happy wife, happy life. Fuck all the spouse, happy house. Fuck all that. They ain't even none of that anymore. It's happy spouses, happy houses. If both both sides are happy, then the house is fucking happy. You said houses and all I could think about was like neighbors. Happy spouses, happy house. No. Anyways. But yeah, it was fun, dude. It was hella fun.

Yeah, I mean, I like I've loved killing for for a long time. But last night was off the charts for sure. Right. Would you have that one good breakthrough stream by that I had? That was a really good one. Yeah, my short little stint on Facebook that I did. That I did. And it was actually playing Bloodhunt. And I fucking I had like 35 people in my stream. I had some people fucking commenting and shit like that. And the stream actually got fucking taken down and I appealed it from Facebook.

And I remember that I was like, this is bullshit. You're not going to fucking do me. That's my biggest fucking stream. And that's right. When you went back to Twitch. Yeah, I was like, fuck all this. Yeah. Fuck that. No, fuck you guys. Dude, my biggest I had. I think like my best one, I had like one hundred and twenty four. Twenty four or twenty five people playing Pokemon. So I was doing it was literally ladder like this battling. And I had like two raids of like 60 each.

Because this is why I tell you to raid this, because when I rate out people, because I'll have like 20 and then you got to realize each community is fucking different. Right. Well, this is OK. Well, this is what Pokemon people do. This is what I just what I've learned. But it still kind of works. You know, but like you get the shout outs, you get follows and all that. But the biggest thing is like they'll raid other people because Pokemon people like always raid.

It's because they're it's a lot fucking smaller community, though, too. But it's also a lot of people just sit in there and lurk. Like they'll just leave it on and let it sit there, but they're not talking or anything. Yeah. And but even though Pokemon is very active with chat because it's it's turn based, like you don't have very much to do. You pick a move and you sit there and wait. So you enter you interact with which is probably where my like standard of interacting with chat comes from.

When I when I'm talking to you guys. Yeah, I'm a little when you guys are over here playing other shit, right? Doing a lot more at one time, like I'm not playing a turn based. Not really sure what to do with my hands right now. But yes, I got raided. It was a Ricky Bobby thing because I'm aware you're doing this like I don't know what to do with my hands. Bobby, my pants on fire. But God, I hope you're not. God, I hope so. I had like over one hundred and twenty and it was fucked up and they sat.

I think I dropped down because normally when you read, you'll get a couple of drops like, man, fuck this guy. Well, it's just they're saying that they're watching. I think I sat at like 80 or 90 for like a good couple of hours. I was like, I don't I was like, I have to leave. I have to go to bed. Like I have to work early, but this is like the best stream I've ever had. And I do not want to end it. I have and I went as long as I could. And I'm like, all right. I was like, I got to read out.

I was like, I have to go to bed. I have to go to work as much as I want to call out. That was me at three a.m. this morning. I know because I was still in it. I was like, dude, are we going to play another game? I'm so tired. Let's go play Halo or something like I'm hyped now. Oh, fuck it. I got to do something. And then I sat here fucking. I went through and edited that whole podcast after you got off because I can't go to bed. And then had to like fuck with the CPU.

I told you, dude, that shit, that game gets your blood pumping, bro. It was fun. I should get your blood going. I know, but I would have hopped in earlier. Oh, and and being on hell on earth, it changes like you saw it on normal. They were slow as shit. Yeah. No. Like I said, like last night, it was like, yeah, I put a little to no effort into this right now. I'm just sitting around just because we played chaos with the two of us. But first, right? Was it or was suicidal?

OK, I was like because it was like hard level. We're doing suicide. OK. And then that was like, man, I still don't have the grip on it. We put it to normal and I'm fucking shit up. Yeah. Good job. Until with the boss. Yeah. And then you then you then you go fucking hell on earth and literally everything fucking sprints at you. But I can see why I can see why solo is a lot better than running with like two or three people because we run into each other.

Yeah. Well, not only that, like I mean, especially like with a full squad to like a full squad, everyone's got kind of got their own idea of like I'm you know, two or three of us are going to hold this position. Two or three people are going to run around. One guy is not going to do anything and go die right away. You know, whatever. Everyone's kind of got their own thing when you're not in an actual squad. But also like anybody that's reloading, you got other shots going off. So you're not.

Yeah. Actively being killed. Yeah. Unlike solo or the two of us where it's like we're both reloading at the exact same time and we're getting swarmed like this. When I say solo, you know, I'm I'm just solo queuing. Yeah. I'm not playing solo. Oh, I've seen you play solo, though. No. Yeah, I might play with like I might join. Are you playing a couple of solo games by yourself?

Join a lobby with maybe one other person in it just in hopes that because it's a map that I like and it's starting around wave one. So I'll join it just in hopes that somebody else is going to join. But it usually needs to have at least two people in the server for me to join. Just because it I mean, obviously, depending on how many people you have, depending on how many Zed you get. So like, you know, the more people you have, the harder that it gets, depending on the level they did that with.

Yeah. So I would rather have more opportunity to kill things. And like when I'm solo queuing as a gunslinger, like normally, like I'll fucking hop in. And even if it's two rounds in, I'll still end up at the top of the leaderboards. Because you just run around. Yeah, I'll just I'm running around and like the trains of fucking Zeds that are going to like the people that are fucking camped out or holding a spot. I'm just he's just killing everything and nobody's going to them.

And then I'll turn around and book it the other way. And granted, in the first few rounds, it don't really matter anyway. But then then when I was knifing the whole first round. But then when you get a squad like last night, like, you know, that's where my kills start dumping is because everyone's holding a position. There's way too many things. I can't fucking run around because I would die instantly. Yeah. And you've got a camp. Yeah. And you got a camp. Yeah. That's literally what I did.

Pretty much middle. My kills were I wasn't bottom of the leaderboard, though, which was a good thing. Yeah. You want to know why the bottom of the leaderboard is the medic, bro? Yeah, I know. They spent the entire game healing people. I was the new but I wasn't the bottom, though. You were still like 250 kills behind me. Yeah. But still compared to like what I like, I still had over 2000 kills. Maybe in the entire night combined. No. And that hold like that first hell on earth match.

No. Yeah. No. No, it was the second one. No. Other map. No. Yeah, it was. No. Yeah. Not possible. I could have sworn. No. Yeah. Maybe 200 kills. No. There is no 2000 kills. There's not 2000 Zeds. There's not 2000 Zeds. Because I was over here looking at it. I was like, there's no way I killed that much. No. See, if you had a Vod, I'd go back and look. It's because you didn't kill that much. I'll have to go back and look. I can guarantee it because maybe not.

It was either Fried or probably not either Fried or Elmo that were up at the top. And they were I mean, either one of them maybe had five to 600 kills. And I'm sitting there with like three. Maybe I just saw a whole extra digit that wasn't supposed to be there. Maybe it was like 100 percent did it. It was like three o'clock in the morning. So not a maybe it is a 100 percent you did. Can you go? Can you go back? Like if I were to boot the game up, can I go back and look at past games?

No. No. Well, never mind. I'm nerd. I can't go back and look at a Vod. So. Well, nerd. He's just got to chime in. I haven't said anything for the last five minutes. I know. That's what I mean. He got to chime in. Yeah. Either way, really fun game. I know we keep coming back to it, but yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Obviously, you can tell who didn't play last night. Yeah. You'll find Lisa company, though. Yeah. Yeah. I am quite jealous of that because I do want to buy.

I do kind of I was watching it, too. It was like I kind of I only really streamed last night just because I wanted to see how I would play while streaming. And then I did not intend to keep streaming. And then people kept joining. I was like, well, see, I guess this is turning into a thing. See what happened. That's what I'm talking about. Like you start playing and you play like there was a night me and him were going to get. What were we going to play? Blood hunt.

Me and him were going to hop on blood hunt. And so I was waiting for him. So I hopped on stream playing Pokemon for a bit. Within 15 minutes, I got raided with like 30 people. I'm like, I hop in discord. He's like, dog, I can't. Yeah, I was like, I can't. I was like, I got like 30 plus people in chat right now. Yeah, he didn't even finish the sense. I bet I'll talk to you later. Yeah, I was like, fuck, because we were planning on it.

We were we were going to stream blood hunt together and we were doing and fucking like like 15 minutes. Literally, I have that. I remembered exactly. I was like 15 minutes in the stream. Boom. He wasn't even finished like done setting up and like shooting the shit like in the beginning with like the three. No, I know I booted up. I was getting ready to join like the first battle. Like I was getting ready to do my team selection and boom, right. And I was like. All right, cool.

I believe in that man. Sorry, Ferg. Well, I'm not doing what I was because I legit said it in the beginning. So I was like, yeah, I'm only playing Pokemon until Ferg gets on and we're going to go play blood hunt. And then that happens. Like, yeah, I got to play Pokemon. So I get it once you get you get a little bit of heat going. You're like, fuck that. I want to keep it going. Yeah, well, you got you change. You change six hours. Exactly. Yeah. Hmm. Longest stream, best stream.

Yeah, but it also did take a few hours to get in. So well, you change fucking you change up. You change up the game that's fucking starting to bring people in because that's what they're there to watch. Like you're going to lose your whole fucking viewer count except for maybe a couple of times. Sometimes killing for two has been out for almost 10 years. Yeah, it's definitely. It's definitely a fucking thing. It's a niche thing. I read the trailer for it just got released in October.

So like it's kind of drawing back everyone that had possibly stopped playing the game because it's fairly old. Like they might just stop playing it, but they go watch people. Yeah, they might go watch people, but it kind of got like I remember when I first saw the trailer right when I first got released, I was in discord. I was like, holy fuck, guys, this trailer just got released. And everyone's like, what is killing for? It's like, oh, my God. I know. Yeah, that was me. I remember that.

And you're like, here, go look at this. And then you sent me the King went and I was like, OK, it's three bucks. I'll buy it. Yeah, but you got games. Yeah, it gave me both, which that steam one will give you both, too. OK, yeah, it's three dollars. You'll get one and two. It's the whole deluxe edition, by the way, for the one that I bought Robert. It was like a dollar sixty off of King Gwyn, but it was just game one because that deluxe edition wasn't available.

But it was just which is the one I got. It was just game one, but it came with like some weird little add on. I don't remember the name of it for, but it was like a. Yeah, I think I got a little like four gig add on that you could like game extension. Basically, it was really weird. That's weird. But but but like if you have it and it's linked to steam, you can just go download that little add on for free, which is what I did. I don't I don't I don't know. Anyway, but I got some news, though.

What do I just want to get off killing for two? So Pokemon related. Oh, fuck. We get we get a new DLC here in like a week. Oh, yeah. And it's going to change the whole meta. Oh, yeah. And now I got to go the whole meta meta meta. Same shit. Tomato tomato. Tomato tomato changes the whole force. Fear. Calm it down. All right. Continue this train. And I'm a little nervous because so derail. I. Huh? What exotic? I like that. I just said derail. Oh, it's a continue the train. You continue talking.

I said derail. You're like, huh? Fuck you. Do he just he just totally asserted his dominance. I know. I just pulled at you and it was hilarious. He did. My God. And I just say here like, wait, what? How do you like getting a taste of your own medicine? I don't like it. No, no. I don't like it. Stop doing it to other people. I don't go fuck. Do you want to have this? You would want them to do to you. Anyway, I was being a dick. Yeah. Fuck you, Ferg. Anyway, Pokemon.

Anyways, so new DLC drops on the 14th. So like a little over a week, week and a half or whatever. And so it brings new Pokemon that are out, brings back old Pokemon. But the biggest part is starting January 4th, because after the new DLC drops, we get a couple of weeks to play with it. And then regulation F starts, which is the competitive part of it, which allows these new Pokemon in. Why is it regulation F? Because it's been it's been regulation for the game has been out for a year.

So this is they start on a F. Yeah, they start on a it runs for like three months, then they'd swap it. No, I'm sticking with. OK, but if it's been out for a year. Yeah. And they're on F that couldn't that doesn't equal to the math. Three months. Go ahead, do the math. It came out November last year. Go ahead, do the math. That would be that would be that would be five, not four. A, B, C, D, E, F. Yeah, exactly my point. They are starting F in January. It hasn't started. It hasn't started.

We're still on E. I thought you were saying we are on F now. No, that's what I just said. Oh, that starts in the beginning of January. OK, my bad, my bad. Yeah, so we're on E. I was thinking about it because I heard it the same way he did it first. And then I got it when you repeated yourself the second time. Right. I was still stuck on it like, wait, that math doesn't math. I mean, I kind of get it, but. Closely, it's slightly. I get it. I get it, maybe not all of them were three months.

It's probably not three months. I think maybe like the first one was two months or so. But like, no, this one's been like three months. D was three months. It could have depends. Some of them F coming is from January 4th to April 30th. So that's like four months. You know, four and a half months, whatever. And I'm scared, though, because regulation F starts the day before regionals hits. So this is the first regionals. We're going to have a whole different regulation.

Oh, so you got to figure that shit out. And I don't know what to do because I'm over here playing and I'm practicing. I got my team good. Like, I can take this team to regionals and probably do fine, but not good enough. And I don't know what to prepare for. You're going to have to wait, which is why I mean, well, the DLC drops. We get a couple of weeks to play, but regular when regulation F starts. So nothing is in the competitive thing.

The only thing we got is like theory crafting, which is like hop on like the Simulacra. You guys watch me play. Well, you guys don't watch me play, but I think I've told you guys about it. You hop on a simulator. They'll run like a bootleg bootleg like regulation F, but nothing official starts to like the day before regional starts. So nobody's going to get like actual play. And I don't know what to do.

Well, you're going to have to have the you're going to have to have to regulate the at least base regulations going to be. We don't even know the full Pokemon list. So here we won't know. I got you. I got your game plan, but I got your game plan. You're going to go to 7-Eleven. You're going to buy a case of Monster when this DLC gets released the night before. You're going to drink that entire case of Monster.

If you don't piss a kidney stone by three days after that, I'm going to be disappointed. See, that's just it is like I can grind the whole DLC and be done in a day. I did it. I did it with the first DLC. It took me like I had. I got so close to the end on the stream that I was like, all right, I got to stop. I was like, I'm going to stop taking a break before I beat this. I want to make it last before regional starts. You got it. Case of Monster, you'll be fine. Maybe.

That's not what you said when the DLC drops. Whatever the right deal will be out for like two weeks. Regulation F whatever. Whenever that drops, you have 24 hours. Pretty much case of Monster. I will Reese's maybe some smoke Reese's. I'm going to be more. I'm going to be more than that. A definite, a definite brand new vape. No, I'm going to need like at least package of Reese's like, you know, like the big. Give me the big cup. I can get a little Christmas sized candy bar.

I can get 10 pound Reese's cup. So what is going to be is I'm going to need a 12 pack of Monster. I'm going to need about four bags of checks mix because I got to have the munchies when I'm playing. That's definitely cause for kidney stone. Just those two right there. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. You want me to piss kidney stone? There you go. Yeah. Well, I will pitch in for this if you actually do it. I'll buy you a bag of checks. Max, don't tempt me. I'm not even tempted right now, bro.

We are enabling. Motherfucker. God damn, you guys are so bad. Yes. Bad influence. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? I think we originally started tenacious geeks and being friends. We weren't good influences. Motherfucker. I mean, technically you got it's not bad influence either. You guys are good friends. You're enabling me. You guys want me to grind that hard before regionals? Well, yeah, bitch. We want to win. Honestly, we just kind of want to watch you pass the kidney stone.

Yeah. Well, there's that too. But yeah, I kind of want to see you place like top five. That'd be sick. I would be sick, too. Now, I don't want top five, but I'm saying I'm winning the bitch. I know. I understand that, bro. Taking it all. I was going to say, bro, you top five like I'm giving you a fucking fat ass slap on the ass. Like, like, open palm and finger. And then I'm shitting on stage. No, you're not. Yes. Yes. I'm not bailing you out. I'm just saying.

I don't think she wants me bailed out. Always get it. We all know that's not going to happen, but it's fucking hilarious to say the podcast. I see it's about how he wants to go down in history. OK, but I swear to God. You better catch it on live stream so I can get it demonetized on YouTube. I'm going to say this right now that I swear to fucking God. If I win. I'm smacking you square in the if I fucking win and you take a shit on stage and that they strip that victory for me. Oh, you win.

I can't show you don't you don't have to fucking claim him as a friend. No, you'd be like, I know this guy knows he's wearing a fucking met this dude in my life. Yeah, I'll make sure I won't do it until everybody docks it on fucking line. And I'll just make sure I'll go up when you're I'll make sure I go up in a fucking have my face covered and shit. Just pull a fucking. So unlike unlike Call of Duty and T-Rex blow up onesy. Good luck getting that off. Take a shit. Cut a hole in the bottom.

I'll cut a butt flat, bitch. Well, it's inflatable. I don't know if it worked like that. You said onesy motherfucker. Oh, I'm thinking the blow up costume. That's even funnier, though. And then do dinosaur face. Yo, this is this is a real plan right now. Anyways, y'all are like the best friends. Eggs are fucking hatching, dude. I will cut a butt flap and a goddamn T-Rex onesy. I swear to God. I don't know. I don't know if I'm going to end up fucking. He's going to commando that.

It's going to be fleeced inside, too. Just make sure my boys stay warm. Fuck yeah. It is January. It is January. Little. Little. The best part is, is it is Portland regionals. It's kind of. They would just think it's they would just think I'm some junkie off the street. Yeah, exactly. Or just some fucking furry. You're just Fergie in Portland. Keep Portland weird, right? Not Fergie. A furry Fergie. I am Zafari Fergie. There's a name of that episode.

Finally, yeah, someone else could call that but me on the title of a podcast. Hey, you just had a really good one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, bro. I have three episodes. That's a fucking full series. Yeah. I mean, our best episode that like literally our best episode all year is called The Hangry Ferg. Oh, yeah. It's literally the best episode. Oh, yeah. I'm just screaming at everybody. I am fucking and at the end of the episode is like, I'm fucking hangry. We're done. And everybody loved it.

That's why I just keep yelling. But it was also the guest we had on there sharing the shit out of it too and all that. I mean, it's obviously it's a very high turning point. And you know how ADHD was. I'll just think of something stupid that kind of goes with the episode and that's the title. Done. Yeah, I feel like I'm a very middle ground between you guys. Like sometimes I'll join in with Ferg, sometimes I'll join in with James. Sometimes I'm just on an island all on my own.

Sometimes he agrees with fucking neither of us. This was the best part of bringing in a Ferg. Because otherwise. It's just us yelling at each other. It's more engaging than just me and Ferg banging for doing this. Like, fuck you. Get out of my room. Fuck you. I fucking this would be without me. So it's it's it's a lot nicer. I'm still glad you're here. Yeah, I love it. I hate you. So. Yes. Yet is the keyword that you had to say the part is very clearly. I'll hate you.

I'll hate you at least one of these episodes. There's there was already one where you stood up. You're like, you get the smoke now. It's your turn, motherfucker. I remember that because I literally just say I don't know what that was. Last week, I think that was last week. I don't know what it was about. Now I went back and like just me talking shit. Fucking go. No, I told. No, it's about Fortnite. Oh, that's a Fortnite hypercharged game. Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, it's your turn, bitch.

Yeah. And I just sat here like. Cool. James got me this. He was fucking an hour late. You got it because you were talking shit about me and Fortnite. Now that's a half hour late. No, you're like an hour late. You're like five minutes. Oh, OK, whatever. You're closer to an hour. I said I apologize still. Meanwhile, I'm five minutes late. Everyone's like, where the fuck you at? It's like, dude, I'm going to drive.

You don't even know we're sitting outside and he's like, all right, he better fucking be here. I'm going to light his ass up if it's past noon. Literally, he's like he's got 10 minutes. If I if I don't see that car and he's walking through that door by noon, just for everybody that doesn't know, we do this at noon every Sunday. Just talks the time and day. I don't give a fuck. We did. And yeah, you need to start using a VPS. So he's literally sitting there watching like, oh, I'm aware.

But it's like the two times at 12 o'clock he was in discord. Are you at when I first got back and you had me on the podcast? I was maybe the same five minutes late. You're like, bro, did you get lost? And you messaged me as I'm literally pulling into your neighborhood. Literally, I'm pulling into the fucking neighborhood and Fergie's like, Dalton, where are you at? It's like, bro, I'm parking right now.

And yet and yet when we're all getting ready to get on and shit, how many times do we got to tag Fergie? Where are you at? Where are you at? Where are you at? And we get nothing because we answer him when he asks, but he don't answer. I'm putting my kids to sleep at a normal time, James. Yeah. Yeah. Normal time. My kids bedtimes is bedtime. Everybody's different. His bedtime is when you say his bedtime. But not always you're putting your kids to bed, though.

Sometimes we just blow you up like where you at to come play. We don't even know what the fuck you're doing, but you just don't answer. Yeah, because I'm normally fucking busy. You don't ever answer discord anyway. I've been better about fucking answering this court. Excuse me. You have and in Pukito. Oh, I'm sorry. Who who who travels and hasn't been home the last month and a half? Except for the fucking weekends, pretty much. I mean, true. Yeah.

When I'm home, I respond and I get on and fucking play when I'm home. I respond when I fucking see it or I have the fucking actual cognitive thought or the be honest here, the want, because I'm extremely fucking tired. Yeah, I told you yelled at me the other night. Why? Because I called him trying to see if he was going to come play. He goes, I'm fucking tired of playing Fortnite. Oh, yeah. Fuck you, dude. I literally I. Thursday. It was Thursday. I had just got.

Wasn't Thursday. Thursday. Dude, I was fucking so god. I was tired, bro. It was like a 14 hour day. You were streaming like Call of Duty and then you were we saw you on Fortnite and we were all hopping on Halo and we're like, OK, first not answering discord. We're blowing up. I wanted you to answer shit, but we know you're playing and you're streaming. So you weren't answering the Twitch chat. I was like, I'm going to call him just real quick. He goes answer my Twitch chat.

Literate is I'm like, I'm tired. I just kind of want to play. I didn't even hear that. Yeah. Like, dude, I fucking I was legit listening. I didn't hear that. It's a little bit harder when I'm playing Fortnite solos, like because I'm constantly. No, I get it. I get it. So like. Fuck. That's getting clipped. Soundboard. There you go. They're going to call me the whole ninja. Um. Yeah, I told you he like. Yeah, no, I remember that. Oh, dude.

I was so dog ass tired. I didn't yell at you. It's like it's I was annoyed because I literally had already said it. Right. But like I said, I didn't hear you. I didn't hear that in the stream. No, because you don't have the fucking patience. No, I just didn't hear that in the stream and we didn't see anything in Discord because he's over here blowing you up just as much as I am. Yeah. I was like, look, I was like, look, look, look. OK. Open. Yeah. And I'm like, I even had Discord on.

I was like, all right, I'm just going to call him just real quick. This was the first time I looked at Zuckerberg and I found out all this time that his friend was buttery and delicious, or whatever. I mean, it was not like you were even supposed to take that kind of thing on Instagram. No, well, but he and his friend are the same age. And so they put the kitchen 강하리, the kitchen Apps. And then it turned out that it did really well in his peak promotion. And he kept the 손 Deutschen.

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It just made the biggest interact or talk to fucking anybody I wouldn't get on discord and I wouldn't turn on my stream but you weren't on discord I had my discord open discord was on so you said they're just reading us all no it was minimized jackass oh so you said it was on not open when I have when I have it open same thing not necessarily because I can literally have my discord app open with my phone sleeping it'll still say I'm on discord yeah I'm online I was gonna say might

always have my discord literally closed and I will still get fucking it'll still do the boop-boop yeah that I got a discord message interesting even if I don't say open I was like so well that's good that's because it runs in the background though yeah you could tell you guys to like the system tray yeah it's just I thought when you guys say you close it I'm thinking like you guys are legit like quitting discord no that's what I'm thinking it's just the

windows not open yeah I got it got it so like it all if my computer's on it says I'm on that's just how discord works got it which by the way I've been super curious I turned it off at one point but I turn it back on do you guys see what game I'm playing in discord sometimes sometimes no I just see the muffin man yeah cuz I just I can see I can see what Ferg's playing you need to change yours by the way the muffin man all caps please sir I thought I did I don't think

so cuz his says do you know the muffin man my son muffin man well mine doesn't say that anymore it did that was the best student if we got all three of us doing all of them hilarious no saying it's good stuff no good stuff now now we can just your mom's tonight now you and I can just test please now you and I can just have do the roar and his can be fuck do the roar I'm gonna change it right now just to make sure let's obviously I don't know how to do it cuz that custom status profile the

roar status don't clear boom do the roar yeah so yeah I can you do it on your phone I think you could do it on your phone yeah I can boom I'm already done done deal let's see you this one you swipe your swipe it open and then click your profile I'll change status yeah status status update or set a custom status yep no f you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you clear tomorrow clear in four hours clear on

one hour don't clear yeah I put my to don't clear but my says do the roar how do I put where is it oh yeah do the roar do the roar how do I set it to actually type it out what let me see as I go to set status set a custom oh there it goes it wasn't let me type it wasn't let me type it mine mine's just lowercase yours is all uppercase oh is that how we're doing it yeah it's gotta be progressive bro do the Lord through the road not true cuz

you got a capital right there oh whatever just punctuation and that's weird he's above all of why am I at the bottom it's alphabetical or good little bottom bitch that's why well I was like well you kept saying like cuz it went me than you than him for the muffin man one right hey go perfect so whatever anyways by the way the discord link is in the show notes it's in all the descriptions websites whatever feel free to join all the twitch links Twitter links Instagram links whatever

but mostly there's like five discord links in the show notes that all go to the same discord it's fixed it works I promise all of them all of them work every last episode I went back and fixed all of them we are good to go so if anybody wants to hop in the discord boom we're obviously see how much fucking fun we have we have a fairly active community I mean they're the general active community is fairly small but then we have quite a few people that

still hop in a lot of people just like to watch we have a we also have a lot of people that like most of us play different games regularly so like that's yeah that's that's the difference is like we only have like one or two like really just one game where all of us hop in to play together and we're kind of limited on that what halo yeah so like but we also blood hunt too we did but still if you don't do team three yeah so like it's something like party

animals or among us or like somebody won't play party animals much as I've tried well then fucking download among us somebody won't play GTA as much as I've tried no GTA we just download among us then I'm trying to get I have a little guys hands down that's that's what I'm just waiting for now is just everybody to get fucking leave the company if you want to play if you have Lee if you are a part of the community and you have lethal company and you are

a part of the discord we will add a page to that so then we can start setting up I'll do it right now that Jamie's on it okay imposing Jamie's on it we don't need like 20 fucking different things for different games why not but see this take his Call of Duty one nobody talks in that one anyway he just started it you jackass that was the joke that was so but then anybody so then that way we can figure out everybody like who actually has it so then we can actually

get a group together I mean it's kind of what the community game night channel was for I understand it wasn't just a vote it was to talk about like what does everybody want to understand that these individual games like you know freed sniper wanted to give a bunch of info on killing floor yeah to have that and just a community game night or a bunch of those different things like well no I mean go to any big discord server they have everything subjugated out mm-hmm

yeah but we don't have enough people for all that no but you know I mean I guess we already if we already have some basic set that people are already using like the other gaps will fill in then yeah they will see that eventually okay we don't have we don't have anybody okay we're not hitting the cod thing not a lot of people besides me and maybe a handful okay then we'll switch that server to my server then it can be yeah it's even just a thing of like

promoting though like yeah there's a self promo thing but you can also do it in multiple different things yeah you know here's it's a self promo of me streaming but there's also here's you know a couple cool clips that I enjoyed of me just playing cod or just playing you know what whatever I'm okay with whatever I'm just glad it's not me doing that it's it's always been me so I'm a little I'm a little happy for it so I'll let you do whatever fuck you want I mean

I have to an extent to an extent do what you want to an extent server bitch I know that you told me I have you know I'm free to do shit so you know the last few times is just like last night I was gonna send out the discord link but I was like now send out the permanent one so that way like which I sent it it's in mod chat too yeah so it's in our mod chat so even like Robert has it yeah but that is the same link anybody anybody that's part of the server can send a

server link yeah but I have they expire though yeah they expire I mean you can set them to not it you can still do it and set it to not expire I just have one specific link that I've saved since I started it is why I just told you and I just copy and paste like I literally open a little note pat look this is literally all I do is open this little note pad right there all the links right there yeah simple I don't have to go into

discord to make a new link blah blah blah and yeah which is what happened with the podcast was essentially it wasn't that link and I thought it was and I fixed it I had to go back and redo all of it like retype everything up it was stupid but when normally I can just copy and paste it'll copy and paste links over to like the new episode yeah but we're good we're good there so things are good to go yep so follow the socials hit up up hit us up on the

socials you know if you want to reach out to us you got questions like I always you know we're here for you guys especially the imposing dolphin we have our Instagrams out there yeah well yeah I mean if you guys even want to hear something like if you guys got suggestions for us to talk about or want to hear us talk about something specifically we have a podcast chat for that podcast chat if you guys want to see us play a specific game like like

lethal company that was kind of like not necessarily requested but it was definitely something that we thought of would be decent for our community games and something we were just something that I was just interested in playing from the gameplay that I was I mean look I'll even I'll even get to the point where I'll say this if I'll stream whatever game anybody wants if you pay for it if it's a free game I'll do it but I mean if you want to buy me lethal

company to watch me specifically stream I'm cool with that yeah I'm sure like that until I don't know following for now but I just want to put that out there like I'll I'll play whatever yeah no really but no even just like yeah so Justin's on anything for the podcast for games whatever to me it does kind of sound weird a little bit it is what it is that just sounds weird you'd be surprised the shit I see in discords and twitch bro well yeah I'm not so I can be

hopeful okay you just don't we don't have double D's though yeah I'll say you ain't got maybe I need some implants please don't yeah I'm just saying there's there's no there's no chicks with dicks with tits okay and this ain't nothing about being a chick I just say get implants I like machine gun jubblies to baby I thought we weren't doing awesome power shut the fuck up I got one okay you got one he got one I got one I only said one cuz fucking y'all made that

joke I thought it was fucking funny that wasn't even fucking like planned or anything but no you didn't even get the fucking reference from one movie that was anyways you just negate the comment yeah derail you said you activated my trap card get back on your train all right derail all right well this has been the fucking skips your turn no skip your turn spin the fucking tenacious reverse ass you're a dick I love you this skip I got my uno car we out there

is no uno reverse and podcasting shut the fuck out this is the episode we love you guys we are the geeks you are the geekers there's a game night coming out soon lethal company you want to play it join the server we'll get some running if not come hang out love you bye you