This week we find ourselves saying "I just don't care" more than we'd like to admit. We start with Laura Beth's travel tales and death row meals, and venture to Venice for our Royal Wedding and foam party. Then we discuss American Horror Story: Tales from Virginia, aka the new episode of And Just Like That. Over in The Valley, we witness a Men's Right Group meeting (as a female!) and fly to Maui for Kristen and Luke's engagement. What did y'all think of this week's episode? Tell. Me. Everything!...
Jun 26, 2025•1 hr 9 min
On this week's episode, we discuss the Karen Read trial - NOT GUILTY! We head to NYC with the ladies of And Just Like That, and we rant about their stereotypical portrayal of the south. And, yes, we are ticked off about it. Over in The Valley, we need our schizophrenic bulletin board with strings to help us keep up with the tales and lies. Jax kisses his sobriety chip, only to metaphorically throw it away two scenes later. He can't believe a woman needs more than three bedrooms, and prepares to ...
Jun 19, 2025•1 hr 16 min
On this week's episode, we discuss Real Housewives updates and the new season of Below Deck. We rant about And Just Like That (Carrie being a bored cat-lady, Charlotte's entitled children, and Seema's out of line boss. Where is the feminism?? The only enjoyable storyline this week was Miranda loving reality tv as much as we do.) Then we get into this week's episode of The Valley: Luke's ice cold grill, Lala's compression socks, and Jazmine's near death experience on roller blades. The same story...
Jun 11, 2025•1 hr 21 min
On this week's episode, we discuss Paige's departure from Summer House, updates in the Karen Read trial, and shocking revelations from the new Titanic submersible implosion. We rant about And Just Like That (swinging gelato, nuns, and clown makeup) and get into the final episode of the Summer House reunion and Carl's dental origin story. Excuse me, did Amanda say she had one foot out the door on their relationship?? We must have misheard because that was not discussed AT ALL this season. And fin...
Jun 05, 2025•1 hr 13 min
On today's episode, we discuss the insanity of the end of May, the AI disaster of Southern Fried Lies, and the first part of the Summer House reunion. Then we get into this week's episode of The Valley. Half of the cast are still pressed over Danny sleeping off the wine tasting, while Jessie and Michelle's fight seems to be forgotten. Brittany and Sherri "Bangs" Cartwright discuss Jax's new apartment and prep for the No'fin Else Matters party, while Danny and Jasmine discuss his drinking problem...
May 30, 2025•58 min
On today's episode, we cover everything from HBO Max's rebrand, to the Minecraft movie, to Lauren Sanchez's Parisian bachelorette party. We chat about the Diddy trial, Karen Read, and the new season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. We then get into the lack luster season finale of Summer House, and this week's episode of The Valley. He who hasn't seen a friend chug a warm swig out of a tequila bottle while grabbing an EZ Mac cup may cast the first stone. What do you think? Tell Me Everything! Ho...
May 23, 2025•59 min
On today's episode, we cover everything from Karen Read to Ms. Leo (aka The Pope), to Bravo's Love Hotel. We then get into the lameness of this week's The Valley episode. Toy car = lame. Boyfriend stick figures = lame. Drunk AF gratitude circles = lame! Enough! Then we rant about Soft Bar (get a job!!), Imrul, and Summer House reunion rumors. What do y'all think is the big surprise? Did you like this week's episode? Tell us everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
May 13, 2025•50 min
On today's episode, we venture into Sports Center territory and cover the hard hitting news surrounding Shedeur Sanders, and Bill Belicheck and Jordan Hudson. We offer our opinions on the Karen Read trial since Laura Beth finally watched the HBO doc. Natalie obsesses over Chef Tzarina's slop and the beauty of Below Deck Down Under. And then we get into this week's episode of The Valley. Did you miss Jax? Where do you stand with Michelle vs Jessie? Did you enjoy Luke on WWHL? Tell. Me. Everything...
Apr 30, 2025•57 min
On today's episode, the sisters discuss Ms. Pope dying, hygene-tok, Karen Read and hellacious podcast ads. They dig into Summer House, Paige's appearance on WWHL, and the return of Carl's Herman Munster shoes. When they can't avoid it any longer, they dive into the darkness of The Valley. Does anyone in California have a divorce attorney? Was the voice on the other line AI? Did Jax stage the baby wipe? What do y'all think? Tell us everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
Apr 24, 2025•1 hr 25 min
The Simpson Sisters are so back! Did you miss us? On today's episode, we talk about the faux feminism of the Blue Origin flight, new TikTok scandals, and White Lotus thoughts. We then catch up on all things Bravo, with RHOBH mercifully coming to an end and Summer House raging on. We then talk about the new season of The Valley - it's going to be a wild ride! Are you guys watching? What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Apr 17, 2025•1 hr 22 min
The gang is all here! Today we have Nat, Tas, and the OG LB herself back in the virtual stu. Together we recap the grand finale of RHONJ and the "Last Supper." Over cronuts and banana pudding, Dolores yells at Margaret like her sisters, Louis shows us more of his dark side while sporting a Transcend t-shirt, Melissa and Tre have a stare off, and Danielle throws an invisible water pitcher. What did you think of the finale? Where do you think the show goes from here? Tell me everything! Hosted on ...
Aug 09, 2024•1 hr 12 min
On today's episode, we chat about Love Island and 90 Day Fiance, the Real Housewives of DC's gay marriage debate, and the harrowing Woodstock 99 documentary on Netflix. Then we head to Orange County where Heather's party does NOT have a money booth and Jen does NOT have a belly button. We discuss Shannon and her feud with Tamara, and her simultaneous reconciliation with Gina. We dig a little bit into Jen's past, and we are darked out by her relationship with her dad, Ryan and the piles of steami...
Jul 23, 2024•57 min
On this week's episode, the cousins are reunited after some weeks away. We touch base on some pop culture stories and Bravo headlines from the week, and Tassi admits a dark truth. Then we dive into the RHOC premiere! The girls are so back! Shannon is reeling from her DUI and break up from John Jansen (now known as Johnny J). Heather is living in Beverly Hills without a helipad, Emily can read lips, Jen is broke AF (Malibu rum is expensive!) and Gina has a collection of toothbrushes that would ma...
Jul 16, 2024•1 hr 29 min
The sisters come together for the first time in 6 weeks to catch up on personal news, and a few pop culture stories. Laura Beth has embarked on a Love Island journey during the night time feeds - can someone who watches please talk to her about it? And Natalie shares her TS London N3 tales. What do y'all think? Tell me everything!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 11, 2024•28 min
On this special pre-recorded episode, the sisters discuss the Bravo special "The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Porsha's Having a Baby" in honor of Laura Beth having a baby! Porsha is engaged to the love of her life and expecting her first child; her fairy-tale ending is not without its share of drama, and she and Dennis soon realize that they may be in over their heads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 02, 2024•31 min
On this special pre-recorded episode, the sisters discuss the Bravo special "The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Porsha's Having a Baby" in honor of Laura Beth having a baby! Porsha is engaged to the love of her life and expecting her first child; her fairy-tale ending is not without its share of drama, and she and Dennis soon realize that they may be in over their heads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 25, 2024•26 min
On this special pre-recorded episode, the sisters discuss the Bravo special "The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Porsha's Having a Baby" in honor of Laura Beth having a baby! Porsha is engaged to the love of her life and expecting her first child; her fairy-tale ending is not without its share of drama, and she and Dennis soon realize that they may be in over their heads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 18, 2024•38 min
On today's episode, the cousins gab about the first part of the Summer House reunion. We question Carl's teeth, and his commitment to kissing Kyle's ass. We continue to defend Lindsay and we posit a new theory on the Kyle/Craig feud. We also ask the tough question: Why is Ciara shedding a single tear over this frumpy bro?! Then we head over to The Valley for a quick chat about the finale and where we hope they go from here. What do y'all think? Tell Me Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
Jun 11, 2024•1 hr 5 min
On today's episode, the cousins, discuss the latest Bravo news and headlines: No RHONJ Reunion, Chef Penny slams SAH, and more updates on the Loverboy vs Spritz drama. Then we read and discuss some listener comments and questions. And lastly we dive deep into the dramatic Summer House season finale. It's the last weekend in The Hamptons, and the real Doomsday is looming. Lindsay is out of coddles, but Carl just wants a hug (tighter!); Carl meets Kyle for coffee, and kind of sort of breaks up wit...
Jun 04, 2024•1 hr 18 min
Y'all. We start this episode with a special announcement! Then Natalie and her guest dive into last week's Summer House episode (Donne we now our gay apparel) and we ask "What Would Jessie Solomon Do?" Carl wants more "softness and tenderness" and West wants Ciara to watch 12 hours of Red Zone. Then we jet over to Avenue Six Studios for the "shocking finale of Vanderpump Rules reunion", where we wish the reunion was not three parts. For some reason, we talk about people not on this show (Jax and...
May 31, 2024•1 hr 1 min
On today's episode, we chat about the Four Seasons Orlando, the latest Bravo headlines, and the Something About Her opening. Then we dive into VPR Reunion Part 2. Lala is coming for Andy's job; Sandoval makes a crude joke, and Katie is dating everyone! We are building up to the "shocking" reunion finale... what do y'all think? Tell Me Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 23, 2024•41 min
Today we jump right in and discuss RHONJ. Like Danielle, we need an explainer of who is mad at who and why. Teresa misses the shore party so she can film some spon-con, and Jennifer Aiden and Bill decline the Gorga's invite. Jenn Fessler knows what she's doing, but we are still kind of bored with it all. Then the sisters give a sports update from the golf course in their We Don't Know What We're Talking About segment. We then discuss the Something About Her soft opening. Since it involves food, ...
May 20, 2024•1 hr 16 min
On today's episode, we chat about part one of the three part VPR reunion. We are in a state of "why?": why is the reunion three parts, why is LVP there, why is Lala answering everyone else's questions for them, why doesn't' Brock pay for the NYT, why are Lala and Katie fighting? What do y'all think? Tell us everything! Sorry for the bad audio y'all. Nat got a new mic, but she clearly doesn't know how to use it. We'll get it fixed by next week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
May 16, 2024•1 hr 37 min
On today's episode, we cover all of the latest Bravo and Pop Culture News: Ariana took VPR out of her IG bio, SAH vs Chef Penny, OC cameras back up for Ohtani, and BH begins filming with Dorit, Kyle and some surrealism. Natalie spent her perfect Mother's Day scrolling Taylor and Travis TikTok (their cross arena flirtation!) and shares an update on the pod, and more! Then we discuss Summer House and Carl's inability to say anything honest while Lindsay keeps her cool. Kyle is beyond hurtful to Am...
May 14, 2024•1 hr 37 min
On today's PLUS SIZED episode, the sisters cover some Bravo news (Dorit and PK are spending time apart; Andy gets some good news), and Natalie provides an update on The Eras Tour (she watches the grainy videos so you don't have to!) Then we jump into this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules. The gang is having the time of their lives on the San Fran cable cars, Scheana is Sandoval's biggest cheerleader, Lala grills Dan, Jo eats popcorn shrimp, Sandoval cosplays as a mall rent-a-cop, and Ariana go...
May 11, 2024•1 hr 37 min
On today's episode we chat about the worsening Twitter cesspool, Kim Kardashian, and the 2024 Met Gala. Then we talk about VPR and the reunion teaser that dropped. Special thanks to our listener for pointing out some Hippie Truth. Then we wade in the shallow end of the RHONJ season premiere -we're scared! Rachel is planning a surprise party for Jen Fessler, Dolores knows where the exits are, and Theresa scoops up free candy while screaming about drug dealing and dildos! And lastly, we have a VER...
May 07, 2024•42 min
On today's episode, the sisters chat about the RHONJ teaser (Wow!), VPR delaying filming, and Gypsy Rose "SURving at SUR". Then we get into this week's Vanderpump Rules: Lisa is inserting herself into the Chef Penny drama, Lala and Scheana are giving us whiplash, and Dan's hair makes it's stringy debut. Laura Beth drops a Hippie Truth Bomb that leaves us scratching our heads. Then we head back to the Hamptons for this week's Summer House episode, where Carl has us dropping four letter words left...
May 03, 2024•1 hr 6 min
On today's episode, we debut our new unhinged segment "Things We Know Nothing About". Listen as we chit chat about the NFL draft and the lack of manners in the league. Did the Falcons really need another quarterback? Erin Andrews, watch out! We also go full NatGeo and discuss the absolute alien bodied cicadas taking over the American South (sound included mid-pod!) And finally we get into Summer House where Carl continues to exhibit huge loser behavior. Danielle is wasted and naked, Gabby cries ...
Apr 30, 2024•1 hr 2 min
On today's episode, the sisters chit chat about this week's VPR episode (We remain steadfast as Hippie truthers, we wonder why Jax is there, and we implore Scheana and DJJK to hire child/dog care providers.) Then we gab about The Valley (finally) and other random Bravo/Pop Culture news. (Pookie and Jett, more TSwift, and our current most hated TikTok trend.) What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Apr 25, 2024•1 hr 6 min
Before we get into this week's episode, the sisters discuss problematic Mary from SLC. We have been against giving Mary a platform since day one, and she continues to prove us right. Then we discuss the highly anticipated new album from Taylor Swift! Natalie shares some personal news. Then we jump into all things Bravo, starting in the Hamptons where Carl waits until Lindsay is drunk to share some important personal news, and Danielle puts her nose into Paige's business. Back in West Hollywood, ...
Apr 23, 2024•1 hr 18 min
