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Telephone Gags

irv chapmanwww.podomatic.com
These are real telephone gags. People are calling in and selling me stuff. I do weird voices. I have arguments with fake people. Sometimes, I have to play many roles. I punk them. I record it. I get it to you! See the Album at: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2
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Episodes

Irv Pretends to be Mr Lau

Mr. Lau with Chinese accent abuses a janitorial cleaning service. Funny, obnoxious, rude, humorous. Get the gags at telephonegags.com

May 04, 20131 min

Credit Check Software Gag- Telemarketer Hell

Here some salesperson is telling Irv to start logging into a computer and demo some software. He's ordering Irv around, but he picked the wrong guy! http://telephonegags.com

Feb 27, 20132 min

Political Fundraising Telemarketer Gag

Irv pretends to be a woman, and is being asked for a contribution to some political campaign. The poor guy is asking for money and Irv makes him crazy. http://telephonegags.com

Feb 15, 20131 min

Irv Pretends to be Two Guys Named Bavdip on HIgh Tech Sales Call

Funny phone prank. Someone calls for Bavdip, and Irv acts like two different guys named Bavdip. He fires questions at the guy and then has a fake conversation with Bavdip 2. Support our worthy cause and get an album at: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2

Feb 02, 20132 min

Irv shows how to Spell Bavdip gag

Irv pretends to be Bavdip. He hassles the poor guy and shows him how to spell his name. People keep calling him "bob." This guy is clueless. info@telephonegags.com

Jan 16, 20132 min

Cellular Phone with Bavdip Gag

In this episode some moron is pitching Irv (who pretends to be Bavdip). Bavdip starts firing questions at him, and claims he is in India. Listen to him squirm

Dec 14, 20122 min

Irv pretends to be Sanjay and Bavdip

Irv is so obnoxious on this one. He pretends to be two different people in India arguing with each other while a lady is selling payroll software. Of course, this is just gibberish because she has no clue at all! real gags. real people. real obnoxious. info@telephonegags,com

Nov 26, 20123 min

Irv Does the Japanese Accent with Payroll Company

Irv pretending to be Japanese? Well, Irv is at it again. He does the bad Japanese accent and grunts and groans Japanese expressions. He also claims to work for Nagasaki Ventures and has two employees in Hiroshima. Then the fake argument with the nonexistent coworker comes

Nov 20, 20123 min

Credit Report Sales Prank

Here this poor unsuspecting sales person is trying to sell credit report servicing. She wants Irv to pay over $1000 so he can do his own credit reporting. Irv coughs. Irv flushes the toilet. He's rude. http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2

Nov 09, 20122 min

Irv acts like a snowboard dude

in this obnoxious episode, Irv puts on his fake colorado accent and keeps calling the guy "dude" while being pitched to advertise in a magazine. http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2

Nov 06, 20124 min

Irv and the On Site Mortuary Gag

Here someone is selling Irv some kind of hi tech service, but they want to visit him at the mortuary! Irv lets the salesguy know what he about to see. http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2

Oct 17, 20124 min

Irv and Khazakstan Address

In this episode, some call center is trying to get the name and address of Irv's company. Wow, he puts her through a tough time. Try spelling the name of the city!

Oct 10, 20122 min

Irv and the Free Long Distance Gag

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2 In this episode, Irv harasses some long distance telephone salesman. This guy is clueless. Irv uses his classic "spit it out" line. Irv rattles on and on about free long distance and the guy on the phone is floundering

Oct 04, 20123 min

Irv Does the Wrinkling Paper Prank

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2 Here Irv is commanded to get his credit statement. While being pitched, the salesman puts up with a lot of paper wrinkling. Hilarious!

Sep 29, 20123 min

Irv Pretends to be Bavdip

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2 Here, Irv pretends to be from India, and gives the salesman a lesson about culture! Silly laughs

Sep 28, 20124 min

"free" home security gag

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2 Here is a guy "giving away" a free hoe security system. Irv blasts yiddish folk music in the background, yells at a fictitious son, and gives everyone a hard time.

Sep 25, 20124 min

Irv gets a call from some Credit company

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2 In this episode, someone is trying to sell some kind of financial service to Irv's mortuary. Irv has a fake staff that he yells at during the call.

Sep 24, 20124 min

The Bottled Water Gag - 3 voices

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2 In this one, Irv has to do three different voices. He has fake arguments with fake partners. Each partner complains about the other one!

Sep 22, 20124 min

Irv pretends to be Jojo and Rolo

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2 In this episode, a rude long distance salesman gets it from us. Irv pretends to be two different people, Jojo and Rolo. Listen for the "flushing" sound...

Sep 21, 20123 min

Jojo and Rick Mortuary gag

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2 Get all the gags! These are real calls from real telemarketers. They have no clue what they are saying or who they are talking to. This guy is trying to sell us some kind of financial refund service. Irv does his famous Jojo voice. And we have a special guest. Here we work in a mortuary

Sep 20, 20122 min

Irv gets invited to a CEO function

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2 Get all the gags! These are real calls from real telemarketers. They have no clue what they are saying or who they are talking to. In this one, Irv gets invited to some CEO group.

Sep 20, 20124 min

Insurance sales call gag

https://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2 In this episode, some moron is calling from an insurance company. While he calls and pitches, Irv does a Felix Unger imitation and honks and makes nasal noises into the phone. This guy never gets it!

Sep 19, 20122 min

Irv Pretends to be Japanese gag

https://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2 In this episode, Irv pretends to be a Japanese executive. He gets rude, loud and obnoxious. All with a bad Japanese accent. Of course, Irv doesn't speak Japanese, so it is gibberish!

Sep 19, 20124 min
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