33: "You Get What You Give" by The New Radicals
Fuck these guys. Watch this horseshit.
Jun 01, 2016•41 min
Teenage Dirtbags
What is Teenage Dirtbags? What ISN'T Teenage Dirtbags? A freeform conversation between friends? An in depth examination of music videos from the 90s? All this and more.
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32: POKEMON TOURNAMENT FINALE PART 2!!!!
It's finally here. The Pokemon tournament finale. You've been waiting. We've been waiting. Who will win the crown? FIND OUT HERE AND NOW.
May 18, 2016•54 min
31: POKEMON TOURNAMENT FINALE PART 1!!!!!!
It's finally here. You've waited. We've waited. It's time for the finale of the WHICH POKEMON IS CUTEST TOURNAMENT! No more fucking around.
May 04, 2016•35 min
30: "A Freak Like Me Needs Company" from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
If you do one thing in life, make it watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RgR0-EWuNY Brayton and Gary get their freak on, their Bakugon on and their Pokemon on. Would somebody please, please turn on the dark?
Apr 20, 2016•46 min
29: "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi
Brayton and Gary talk about vape tubes and Manchurian Candidates in this episode about "It's My Life." Which you should 100% watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE
Apr 06, 2016•50 min
28: "Blackstar" and "Lazarus" by David Bowie
Brayton and Gary are joined by Kole Ross for our first crossover. In this TDB/BSC mashup, we tackle the Bloodborne-as-fuck videos for Black Star and Lazarus. R.I.P. Mr. Bowie.
Mar 23, 2016•56 min
27: "The Scenario" by A Tribe Called Quest
Sega CD aesthetics. Listen to Gary not know anything about rap while Brayton knows about rap.
Mar 09, 2016•39 min
26: "Never Let You Go" by Third Eye Blind
You liked our season/ well just have another/ if you told mom no/ you'll break a promise to your mother. Here we are, Season As Well! (Pitch is coming in a few weeks, promise!)
Feb 25, 2016•41 min
25: "Must Be Santa" and "We Wish You a Turtle Christmas" by Top Billin' and The Turtles
These terrible Jokers laugh and sing and do their thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjit0hlj04s Merry Christmas everyone, or whatever holiday (or not) you celebrate. The Dirtboys love and cherish you.
Dec 24, 2015•1 hr 5 min
24: "Tripping on a Hole in a Paper Heart" Our Stone Temple Pilots special
After a Duckstream related hiatus (video to come soon), Brayton and Gary are back with a special report. That's right, we finally get our Stone Temple Pilots License by saying literally everything we know about STP. [Here's the first video we talk about.][1] [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVPzWkdhwrw
Dec 10, 2015•53 min
23: "Two Princes" by The Spin Doctors
The Haunted Harlequinn, Comptroller of Fates command you [watch...][1] I mean, just look at this guy. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM. [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo
Nov 12, 2015•43 min
22: "Anything Can Happen on Halloween" from Worst Witch
This is my favorite video we've done for the show. Please watch it, please. It's [here.][1] It's better than a vid-e-o. Look for the new album from Pitch Industries "Anything Can Happen on Holidays" in 2016. [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUhuPn8_d0Q
Oct 29, 2015•1 hr 3 min
21: "Black or White" by Michael Jackson
Okay, first watch this video . Then look around you, because odds are good that Michael Jackson's world-warping chroma-dance has placed him in your room... even beyond the grave! How many Michael Jacksons can dance on the Hagia Sophia? As many as can dance on the head of a pin.
Oct 14, 2015•42 min
20: "Freak on a Leash" by Korn
You like Korn, don't you? Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. What a fascinating experience this video is. High highs featuring ammomancy and edgey MacFarland art, then low lows featuring a grunt solo that I can't actually listen to.
Sep 30, 2015•44 min
19: "Waterfalls" by TLC
Hey, check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4 We love story rich vidoes at TDB and boy do we have some doozies this batch, starting with this social consciousness number. Other than the inexplicable slut shaming, it's mostly stuff we can get behind.
Sep 16, 2015•46 min
18: "Getting Jiggy Wit' It" by Will Smith
Everybody do the Funky Brayton! [This video][1] goes round the world to three places. Will Smith is a national treasure, probably. [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM
Sep 02, 2015•36 min
17: "Shake Hands With Beef" by Primus
Why not shake hands with this Primus video in a herky jerky fashion?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw I bet this won't be our last video that takes place at a disgusting family meal.
Aug 20, 2015•29 min
16: "The Breakdown" by Tantric
The dirtboys tackled these assholes. Viking drummers, gravel voiced shits, frizzy haired weirdos. It's all there. Also, this son is about Anne Frank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxRG7uoFDo4
Aug 05, 2015•42 min
15: "Loverboy" by Billy Ocean
What makes a hero? Whatever it is, Billy Ocean has OCEANS of it and this video shows that he's willing to use those powers for good or at least neutral/fine. Do you like Teenage Dirtbags? Not enough people listen to it! Tell other people about it!
Jul 23, 2015•38 min
14: "Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon
This is a student film classic. What is up with that shirt? Enjoy this take on the most meaningful meaningless shit video.
Jul 08, 2015•43 min
13: "Send Me On My Way" by Rusted Root
Introducing new hot segments and hot new takes on spirituality, it's The Teenage Dirtbaggers on Rusted Root's opus.
Jun 24, 2015•43 min
12: "How Can the Labouring Man Find Time For Self Culture?" by Martini Ranch
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. Watch this shameless nonsense. It's homage time with Bill Paxton. This catchy Devo ripoff is a stock footage fuckfest.
Jun 11, 2015•35 min
11: "I Feel Better" by Hot Chip
This is both a good song and a good video. What are we even doing here? For the love of Popeye, watch this. One of Brayton's all time favorite videos, this video is great, the song is good and it's definitely not 90s. But man, oh man, is it special. Appreciate it while you can.
May 27, 2015•29 min
10: "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000
You should treat yourself to this nonsense. Then listen to us talk about it! Sorry if you downloaded an earlier version that had some misaligned audio. Forgive us because this is truly what it's like when worlds collide.
May 13, 2015•37 min
9: "My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit
It's hard to recommend but please watch this abomination. In this episode, the dirtboys tackle Lit's classic(?) trash song My Own Worst Enemy.
Apr 29, 2015•34 min
8: "Dangerous" by Busta Rhymes
Did you know that Brayton and I are dangerous? We're so dangerous? Also, the whole Duckfeed Unit is dangerous.
Apr 15, 2015•37 min
7: "Blue" by Eiffel 65
There were once a blue man who lived inside a blue house inside a (mostly) blue state. His name is Evan Thorne and he's joining the dirt boys to talk about this bonkers nonsense. Please, watch this video.
Apr 01, 2015•46 min
6: "Original Wrapper" by Lou Reed
Less than ten thousand people have watched this video. Join them. It's another patented Teenage Dirtbags FLASHBACK with Lou Reed and The Original Wrapper. A song that you guys don't know exist and will bum you out/blow your mind.
Mar 18, 2015•31 min
5: "Shine" by Collective Soul
Bow dowwa dun dun duh dowa dow WATCH. Bow dowwa dun dun duh dowa dow Brayton. And Bow dowwa dun dun duh dowa dow Gary examine Bow dowwa dun dun duh dowa dow Shine by Bow dowwa dun dun duh dowa dow Collective Soul.
Mar 04, 2015•30 min
4: "Cumbersome" by Seven Mary Three
Brayton and Gary introduce some new segments and play one of our favorite games in this examination of the boys in the bar, Seven Mary Three.
Feb 18, 2015•30 min
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