How can we focus on prom when there's a murderer on the loose? On the other hand, how can we focus on catching a murderer when prom's coming up? Kelly and Katai dig into the central paradox of the YA Pulp Fiction universe with R.L. Stine's Fear Street classic The Prom Queen. Plus Stine's bad jokes, a field guide to prom queen candidates, and responses to user reviews. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN C...
Jan 31, 2018•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 76
Kelly and Katai finally arrive at the book that started it all, Christopher Pike's The Starlight Crystal. Would there be a Teen Creeps without The Starlight Crystal? Is it really as good as they remember? And how exactly does male ejaculation work? All of this and more on Teen Creeps' inaugural episode on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teen...
Jan 24, 2018•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 75
Kelly and Katai talk childhood classic The Face on the Milk Carton by Caroline B. Cooney! Lusty teens! Cults! Vaginal health! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpo...
Jan 18, 2018•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 74
Resident LODUNC correspondent Patrick Ehlers (Same Day Shipping, Nintendo Cartridge Society) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Lois Duncan's Who Killed My Daughter? They talk psychic crime solving, Duncan's heartbreaking ability to portray loss, and literally cry while recording! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.f...
Jan 10, 2018•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 73
Kelly and Katai are here with a Patreon Preview! Here's an example of one of the things you'll get if you join their new $8/month tier on Patreon! A big creepy thank you to our raffle winner Patrick Scholes for choosing this month's book, Carrie! This book has it all! Religious fanaticism! Child abuse! Revenge telekinesis! Huge thanks to our Patreon supporters. Your help means a ton to us, more now than ever. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://ww...
Jan 04, 2018•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 72
Kelly and Katai end the run of Goosebumps Wednesdays with Goosebumps: Beware the Snowman! An abrupt move to the Arctic Circle with Aunt Gertrude! A pretty satisfying snowman-dad switcheroo! A tiny town with below zero temps, very few kids, and worst of all, NO BASKETBALL! Also, the thrilling conclusion of Siobhan's Grade 9 Saga! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod...
Dec 27, 2017•35 min•Ep. 71
Kelly and Katai talk Patricia Windsor's The Christmas Killer! Magical twins! Evil Twins! Dancer Twins! This book is AMAZING! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpod...
Dec 23, 2017•56 min•Ep. 70
Kelly and Katai talk Caroline B. Cooney's Freeze Tag! They chat frozen step-dads, sockety eyes, and very sad cartoons! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts....
Dec 13, 2017•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 69
Kelly and Katai talk R.L. Stine's Cheerleaders 4: The New Evil! AKA Cheerleaders in the Snow! Confusing evil spirits! Salad dressing power rankings! Too many backflips! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS...
Dec 06, 2017•52 min•Ep. 68
It's a clip show, baby! Kelly and Katai lovingly reflect on some of their favorite moments from the podcast. Clips are from: Episode 4 Christopher Pikes Chain Letter Episode 10 Christopher Pikes Remember Me Episode 21 Christopher Pikes Master Of Murder Episode 26 R.L. Stines The Babysitter Episode 28 Sweet Valley High #100: The Evil Twin with Ryan Mogge Episode 37 Richie Tankersley Cusicks Overdue Episode 39 LJ Smiths The Forbidden Game Book 2: The Chase Episode 45 Diane Hohs The Accident Episod...
Nov 30, 2017•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 67
Comedian and Podcaster Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Lois Duncan's Killing Mr. Griffin! They learn a lot of things in this episode: Sometimes grandmas lie! Sometimes mean teachers just want what's best for you! Sometimes you gotta go back to your roots and burn Susan! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspo...
Nov 22, 2017•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 66
Writer and actor Ego Nwodim joins Kelly and Katai to talk Mirror, Mirror by D.E. Athkins! They talk street-diving, elbow-cupping, and hot-dogging! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST...
Nov 15, 2017•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 65
Podcaster and resident SVH expert Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping, Hellmouthy) returns for Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High #82: Kidnapped by the Cult! This episode has everything! Bowl til you drop! Sexy rewrites! A cult leader with the profile of a Greek god and feathered blonde hair! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod h...
Nov 08, 2017•1 hr 54 min•Ep. 64
Writer and Podcaster Nick Wiger (Comedy Bang Bang, @Midnight, Doughboys on Feral Audio) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Jay's Journal by Anonymous (AKA Beatrice Sparks)! This book has it all! Boner Boys! Angel dust orgies! Mom's fresh baked bread! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY T...
Nov 01, 2017•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 63
Happy Halloween, Creeps! As a spooky Halloween treat, Kelly and Katai talk R.L. Stine's Halloween Night 1 and 2! These books have it all! Weird vague costumes! Murder plan fakeouts! Sequels that are exactly the same! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www...
Oct 31, 2017•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 62
Kelly is joined this week by guest co-host Omar Najam (13 Days 13 Shorts, Twitter: @OmarNajam) to talk R.L. Stine's Goosebumps: The Haunted School! This episode has it all! Fossil-drinking children! Multi-dimensional convergences! LOTS of fan-correction! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreeps...
Oct 25, 2017•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 61
Broadcaster Emma Fyffe (@EmmaFyffe) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Christopher Pike's The Last Vampire 3: Red Dice! They talk beautiful priests, Stone Cold Sita, and trigger warning: this podcast discusses sexual assault and harassment. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS...
Oct 18, 2017•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 60
Kelly and Katai are back to Pike with The Last Vampire 2: Black Blood! This book has it all! Creepy moms! Agent Vampire! Tickle popsicles! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https:/...
Oct 11, 2017•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 59
Kelly and Katai chat and heal from the trauma that is V.C. Andrews's My Sweet Audrina! Blood clot projectiles! Chameleon hair and haunted eyes! #VERA! For a hilarious rundown of Vera's star moments (and other VC goodness) check out casteelkidsstolemygroceries.tumblr.com and follow @possiblemermaid on Twitter! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagr...
Oct 04, 2017•2 hr 3 min•Ep. 58
Writer and actor Mike Carlson (@phatcarlson, Podcast the Ride, coming soon to Feral Audio) joins Kelly and Katai to talk RL Stine's Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland! Vague ride mechanics! Famous character actor Gale Gordon! Moms that bounce back from car explosions! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.c...
Sep 27, 2017•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 57
Kelly and Katai talk Caroline B. Cooney's The Perfume! This book is OFF. THE. WALL. Ancient Egypt! Perfume Possession! Eating your twin! We want your stories! Call in with your spooky, embarrassing teen, or book-related stories at 747-333-6995 and leave us a message! We just might play yours on the podcast! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram...
Sep 20, 2017•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 56
Animator and Author Einar Baldvin (The Crawling King) joins Kelly and Katai to talk William Sleator's Interstellar Pig! A book about a summer beach vacay turned almost-space-romp! Sexy aliens, pink piggies, and sun poisoning! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: ht...
Sep 13, 2017•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 55
Kelly and Katai are talking Richie Tankersley Cusick's The Lifeguard! This book has all the tropes! Asshole Twist! Hannibal Lecter Would Totally Eat You! Old-timey Prospectors! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN C...
Sep 06, 2017•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 54
The wonderful Steven Ray Morris (My Favorite Murder, The Purrrcast, See Jurassic Right) joins Kelly and Katai to talk RL Stine's Goosebumps: Calling All Creeps! Our hero Ricky Beamer is the Screech of the Goosebumps world! The story may simply be a reframing of the narrative to paint Ricky as the hero! Also, bagged milk! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https:/...
Aug 30, 2017•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 53
Kelly and Katai are talking RL Stine's Secret Admirer! This book has it all! Predator community college guys! Best friends who are slightly overweight and therefore the villain! Dating advice: if he asks you if you like jazz, LEAVE! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS ME...
Aug 23, 2017•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 52
Kelly and Katai chat the final-ish chapter of RL Stine's Cheerleaders series: The Third Evil! This book has it all: Catty best friend evil spirits! Doing splits on top of graves! Cutting off someone's braid and making it look like a snake! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CR...
Aug 16, 2017•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 51
This week it's RL Stine's Cheerleaders: The Second Evil! Is the evil spirit back? Of course it is! Kelly and Katai discuss rakish therapists, blobby cow eyes, and the mystery of the matte black hotel room key! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepub...
Aug 09, 2017•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 50
Kelly and Katai talk RL Stine's Cheerleaders: The First Evil! They talk sexy Victorians, dancing in cemeteries, and boiling in showers! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://fo...
Aug 02, 2017•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 49
It's our very first Goosebumps Wednesday! Kelly and Katai talk Goosebumps: The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena by RL Stine! Everyone's the villain but the monster! Absentee moms escape terrible families! We all learn to leave mythical creatures alone! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod ...
Jul 26, 2017•30 min•Ep. 48
Kelly and Katai chat R.L. Stine's Twisted! Where sorority hazing turns into... MURDER! Sleepy beach towns! Using lipstick as concealer! Three dimensional characters, FOR ONCE! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CR...
Jul 19, 2017•54 min•Ep. 47
