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Teaching My Cat To Read: The “very serious” Book Review Podcast

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"Teaching My Cat to Read" is a book podcast that adds a unique comedic twist to literary discussions - thinking what our cat would think of this book. Discover answers to questions like, "Who would emerge victorious in a fight between Lady Catherine and Mrs. Bennett?" or "Who funded the grant money for Victor Frankenstein's experiments?" And don't forget, we never fail to ask the important question: "What rating would our cat give this book?" 

Tune in every other week for brand new episodes that guarantee laughter and literary discussion. 

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Episodes

Harrow the Ninth - It’s A Beautiful Day On The Mithraeum And You Are A Horrible Necromancer

We’re back for part two of our deep dive into Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir—because let’s be honest, one episode wasn’t nearly enough. In this follow-up discussion, we’re untangling all the parts we didn't get to discuss in the first half - where things get even more mind-bending, the emotional stakes rise, and the mysteries lurking behind the Locked Tomb start to come into sharper (and stranger) focus. We’ll talk about the reveals that had us flipping back through chapters, the shifting ident...

Jun 29, 20251 hr 11 minSeason 4Ep. 11

Harrow the Ninth - Tragic Find-And-Replace Incident: Multiple Deaths

We’re back in the world of necromancers and space palaces with *Harrow the Ninth* by Tamsyn Muir—and things are even weirder (and more brilliant) than before. If you caught our episode on *Gideon the Ninth*, you know we’re already obsessed with this series. Now, we’re diving headfirst into Harrow’s fractured mind, impossible timelines, and a story that refuses to play by the rules. In the next two episodes, we unpack the chaos, the heartbreak, and the genius of Muir’s writing. We’ll talk about w...

Jun 15, 20251 hr 12 minSeason 4Ep. 10

Mini Ep - Gideon the Ninth

Before we read and discuss the second book in “The Locked Tomb” series, we thought we would revisit the first book, “Gideon the Ninth”, and ask questions we hadn’t asked before. Note, this episode features spoilers for the book. The Back of the Book: “The Emperor needs necromancers. The Ninth Necromancer needs a swordswoman. Gideon has a sword, some dirty magazines, and no more time for undead nonsense. Brought up by unfriendly, ossifying nuns, ancient retainers, and countless skeletons, Gideon ...

Jun 01, 202518 min

The Red Headed League - A Holmes, A Watson and a Redhead Walk Into A Bank Robbery

In this episode, we’re digging into *The Red-Headed League*, one of the most clever and entertaining short stories from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes collection. Join us as we follow Holmes and Watson through a bizarre case involving a mysterious job posting, a suspicious employer, and a scheme that’s far more serious than it first appears. We’ll talk about the charm of Holmes’s deductive genius, the humor woven into the story, and why this particular case has remained a fan favorite ...

May 18, 202551 minSeason 4Ep. 9

The Hunger Games - Bread and circuses and child murder

In this episode, we’re talking all things The Hunger Games —the book that took the world by storm and redefined YA dystopian fiction. We’ll dive into what makes this story so gripping, from the intense survival stakes to the sharp social commentary woven into Panem’s brutal world. We’ll break down Katniss Everdeen as a protagonist, the tension of the Games, and the deeper themes of power, control, and rebellion that still feel just as relevant today. Plus, we’ll share our favorite moments, bigge...

May 04, 20251 hr 3 minSeason 4Ep. 8

Jane Eyre - Even The Weather Thinks This Is A Bad Idea

Join us for an in-depth conversation as we explore Charlotte Brontë’s classic, Jane Eyre. In this episode, we chat about the unforgettable journey of Jane—from her early struggles as an orphan to her quest for independence and love. We dive into the many layers of social commentary, Gothic atmosphere, and the fierce resilience that makes this novel a timeless favorite. We’ll share our insights on the themes of class, gender, and personal freedom, and explore how Brontë’s storytelling continues t...

Apr 20, 20251 hr 14 minSeason 4Ep. 7

Mini Ep - Much Ado about Nothing

In this Mini episode, we’re back to the world of Shakespeare with “Much Ado About Nothing”, and ask questions we hadn’t asked before. Note, this episode features spoilers for the book. The Back of the Book: “The primary plot of Much Ado About Nothing turns on the courtship and scandal involving young Hero and her suitor, Claudio, but the witty war of words between Claudio's friend Benedick and Hero's cousin Beatrice often takes center stage. Set in Messina, the play begins as Don Pedro's army re...

Apr 06, 202522 min

Throne of Jade (Temeraire) - it's my book they will stay on the boat if I tell them to

Join us for a chat as we dive into Naomi Novik’s Throne of Jade , the second installment in the Temeraire (His Majesty’s Dragon) series. In this episode, we discuss about the epic blend of historical intrigue, vibrant dragon lore, and complex characters that bring this story to life. We’ll share our thoughts on the rich worldbuilding and the unforgettable bond between captain and dragon, explore the challenges of navigating ancient political landscapes, and highlight our favorite moments from th...

Mar 23, 202555 minSeason 4Ep. 6

Mansfield Park - Mansplain Park

In our final Austen discussion, we turn our attention to Mansfield Park . Join us for a thoughtful conversation about Jane Austen’s classic as we explore its characters, intricate plot, and enduring social commentary. Throughout the episode, we examine Austen’s narrative and have a think if our pet cat would approve of this novel. If you appreciate “in-depth” (with Wikipedia) literary discussions with a friendly tone, this episode is for you. Content Warnings NA Support the show Recommend us a B...

Mar 09, 20251 hr 3 minSeason 4Ep. 5

A Closed and Common Orbit - What does it mean to be a Human or an AI?

In this episode of Teaching My Cat to Read , we’re diving into the heartwarming and deeply thought provoking sci-fi novel A Closed and Common Orbit by Becky Chambers. We have a chat about the book’s big themes: identity, belonging, the meaning of family, and what it means to build a life—whether you’re human, an AI, or something in between. With its dual storyline, we’ll follow Lovelace, an AI struggling to adapt to her new humanoid body, and Pepper, a mechanic with a moving backstory. Both tale...

Feb 23, 20251 hr 1 minSeason 4Ep. 4

Mini Ep - Long way to an Angry Planet

Please note: this episode contains MAJOR PLOT SPOILERS for the book if you haven’t read it yet from the start In this Mini episode, we return to the world of the Wayfarer with “The Long Way to a Small, Angry, Planet”, and ask questions we hadn’t asked before. Note, this episode features spoilers for the book. The Back of the Book: “Follow a motley crew on an exciting journey through space-and one adventurous young explorer who discovers the meaning of family in the far reaches of the universe-in...

Feb 09, 202515 min

The Scottish Play - Just One More Murder, Bro, I Swear

In this week’s episode of Teaching My Cat to Read , we’re entering into the world of Macbeth —a play packed with witches, ambition, and one very messy quest for power. Whether you’re a fan of Shakespeare or just curious about all the drama, this episode is for you! We’ll chat about those three witches and their prophecies, Macbeth and Lady Macbeth’s wild journey from power couple to full-blown chaos executors, and why this tale still grips us in the modern day. So, grab a cuppa, cuddle up with y...

Jan 26, 20251 hr 5 minSeason 4Ep. 3

Wyrd Sisters - And I Would Have Gotten Away With It Too, If It Wasn’t For Those Meddling Witches

In this episode, we go back to the Discworld to discuss the book “Wyrd Sisters”, by Terry Pratchett. The second book in the Witches series, “Wyrd Sisters” parodies and satires “Macbeth, by William Shakespeare” (which we discuss in the episode after this one). We discuss which character would be the only human in the muppets adaptation, critique on theatre, as well as discussing our favourite metaphor of the book (feat. “the fool jingled miserably across the floor”) If you’re a fan of all things ...

Jan 12, 20251 hr 14 minSeason 4Ep. 2

The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe - I’d Sell You To Satan For One Turkish Delight

In this special Christmas Episode of “Teaching My Cat to Read”, we discuss the classic children’s novel “The lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe” By CS Lewis. We discuss, Christian Allegory, the enchanted Turkish Delights, character arcs and how not to die in a Wardrobe. What rating do we think our cat will give this book? Listen to find out! Content Warnings Mild Swearing Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read, just send us a message/email and ...

Dec 26, 20241 hr 11 minSeason 4Ep. 1

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde: You Won’t Like Me When I’ve Drunk My Murder Potion

Happy Halloween! For today’s spooky special episode, we welcome back friend of the pod and Jekyll and Hyde aficionado Charlotte to discuss Secret Crimes, queer readings and cat ratings. Featuring in-depth Utterson discussion, trans woman Hyde, the politics of disgust and unexpected time cops. Content Warnings Swearing Please note, as of this episode, we are no longer bleeping swear words on this podcast. Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read,...

Oct 31, 20241 hr 7 min

The Wheel of Time Series 2 - Part 4 - Bannered Across the Sky in Fire

In this 4th bonus episode for our 3rd series, we discuss the final 2 episodes, episodes 7 and 8, of Amazon Primes “The Wheel of Time” series 2, “Daes Dae'mar” and “What Was Meant to Be". We talk about the episodes in relation to the books, this series is an adaptation of books 2+3 “The Great Hunt” and “The Dragon Reborn”, so we try to not spoil anything plot wise after those books. We do spoil the episodes, so make sure you’ve watched the episodes first! Support the show Recommend us a Book! If ...

Apr 21, 20241 hr 11 min

The Wheel of Time Series 2 - Part 3 - Egwene Is Going Through It Hours

In this bonus episode, we discuss episodes 5 and 6 of Amazon Primes “The Wheel of Time” series 2, “Damane” and “Eyes Without Pity”. We talk about the episodes in relation to the books, this series is an adaptation of books 2+3 “The Great Hunt” and “The Dragon Reborn”, so we try to not spoil anything plot wise after those books. Episode 5, Damane: Moiraine and Rand run to save their lives, as Selene still appears to be alive; Egwene and Nynaeve meet a new enemy. Episode 6, Eyes Without Pity: Rand...

Apr 07, 20241 hr 5 min

The Wheel of Time Series 2 - Part 2 - Lanfear Loves Lace, Leather, and Lews Therin

In this bonus episode, we discuss episodes 3 and 4 of Amazon Primes “The Wheel of Time” series 2. In this episode we focus on episodes 3 and 4 of Series 2 (“What might be” and “Daughter of the Night”). In relation to the books, this series is an adaptation of books 2+3 “The Great Hunt” and “The Dragon Reborn”, so we try to not spoil anything plot wise after those books. “What Might Be”: To become an Accepted, Nynaeve must overcome her trials; Rand finds it difficult to control his power; While s...

Mar 24, 20241 hr 1 min

The Wheel of Time Series 2 - Part 1 - This looks better than S1

In this bonus episode, Lotti, and M, are joined by AJ, and Liv, about series 2 of the Wheel of Time on Amazon Prime. In this episode, we discuss specially episodes 1 and 2. We discuss all things costumes, plot points, and our favourite bits from the episodes. Plus we ask the question: Which Ajah would Jane Austen’s heroines be in? Make sure you’ve watched the episodes first, as it’s not spoiler free! Note this episode is marked E due to a light peppering of language. Episode 1 synopsis: Nynaeve ...

Mar 10, 20241 hr 4 min

Q and A: *jingle jingle jingle*

It’s our Q and A episode! We answer your questions in this special bonus episode of our podcast. Content Warnings NA Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read, just send us a message/email and we’ll pop it on our long list (but please read our review policy on our website first for the books we accept). Social Media Website: https://teachingmycattoread.wordpress.com/ Email: teachingmycattoread@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teachm...

Nov 19, 202342 minSeason 3Ep. 15

Hound of the Baskervilles : *cocks gun* Moor’s Haunted

For our final book review of series 3 join us as we discuss the Sherlock Holmes story “The Hound of the Baskervilles” by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Featuring haunted moors, Scooby-Doo villainy, the John Watson defence squad, and some dogs (no cats). For our other episodes featuring Sherlock Holmes, including “Study in Scarlet”, see our website link below. Content Warnings Murder, death of animals, brief mention of phrenology Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recomm...

Nov 05, 202345 minSeason 3Ep. 14

Gideon the Ninth: We Do Bones, Motherf*cker

Join us on an unforgettable literary journey as we unlock the secrets of Tamsyn Muir's captivating novel, "Gideon the Ninth." In this episode, we venture into a realm where necromancers wield power, the line between life and death blurs, and secrets shroud the decaying Canaan House. Content Warnings Death Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read, just send us a message/email and we’ll pop it on our long list (but please read our review policy on...

Oct 22, 202358 minSeason 3Ep. 13

Emma: The “Make Up A Guy To Be Mad At” Olympics

Join us for a discussion of Jane Austen’s Emma - a story of misguided match-making, lying lovers, and stressful social situations. We talk about class, telling yourself stories about what’s going on in the heads of those around you, and - of course - who we’d fight if given the chance. Content Warnings na Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read, just send us a message/email and we’ll pop it on our long list (but please read our review policy on...

Oct 08, 20231 hr 4 minSeason 3Ep. 12

The Creature in the Case: Country House Monster Mystery

Join us for a lively review of "Nicholas Sayre and the Creature in the Case." By Garth Nix. In this standalone novella set in the Abhorsen universe, Nicholas Sayre embarks on a thrilling adventure, facing personal demons and unraveling a chilling mystery surrounding a locked case and an enigmatic creature. We explore Nix's masterful storytelling, immersive world-building, and themes of identity and duty. Discover the magic of this captivating tale, whether you're a fan of Nix's work or a newcome...

Sep 24, 202352 minSeason 3Ep. 11

Mini Ep - The Final Empire

In this mini episode, the team ask the questions they didn’t ask before in the full review of The Final Empire by Brandon Sanderson. For the full book review, see series 1 episode 20 Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read, just send us a message/email and we’ll pop it on our long list (but please read our review policy on our website first for the books we accept). Social Media Website: https://teachingmycattoread.wordpress.com/ Email: teachin...

Sep 10, 202315 min

Alanna the First Adventure: Twenty Pounds of Stubborn in a Five Pound Bag

Join us for a discussion of the first book in Tamora Pierce’s The Song of the Lioness series, Alanna the First Adventure. We think about what this story has to say about gender, and how it took on topics like bullying, sexism and misogyny while not even being allowed to run more than a couple hundred pages, because “it’s for children”. Content Warnings Discussion of misogyny and school bullying. Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read, just sen...

Aug 27, 202357 minSeason 3Ep. 10

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight : If You Want To Get A-Head, Get An Axe

It’s time for us to review another medieval poem! In this episode, we discuss “Sir Gawain and the Green Knight”. Sir Gawain and the Green Knight is a late 14th-century chivalric romance in Middle English, with an unknown author. The title of the poem was given centuries later after it was first written. It is one of the best-known Arthurian stories, with its plot combining two types of folk motifs: the beheading game, and the exchange of winnings. The poem draws on Welsh, Irish, and English stor...

Aug 13, 20231 hr 7 minSeason 3Ep. 9

Anno Dracula: A Victorian Vampire Clusterf*ck

Join us for a special episode of Teaching My Cat To Read, where Eli brings some beloved guests on board to discuss Kim Newman's Anno Dracula. We talk about whether vampires are always sexy, how many fun literary cameos an author can include before it gets annoying, and exactly what on earth is going on in this book. Please mind the content notes; this episode is a little heavier than usual. Content Notes Discussion of extreme violence, homophobia, xenophobia, suicide, ableism, sexual content and...

Jul 30, 20231 hr 10 minSeason 3Ep. 8

Mini Ep - Temeraire

In this mini episode, the team asks the questions they didn’t ask before in the full review of Temeraire (His Majesty’s Dragon) by Naomi Novik. "Temeraire" combines history and fantasy, transporting readers to an alternate Napoleonic era where dragons exist. Join Captain Will Laurence as he unexpectedly becomes the partner of a dragon hatchling named Temeraire. Novik weaves a captivating tale of adventure, danger, and the bond that forms between Captain Laurence and Temeraire. In this episode, w...

Jul 16, 202317 min

The Raven Tower: Put That Rock Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me

In this episode, we review Ann Leckie's captivating fantasy novel, "The Raven Tower." Published in 2019, it immerses readers in a world where gods and humans coexist. Leckie's masterful prose, rich mythology, and well-crafted characters make this a must-read. Discover why it earned critical acclaim and awards. Happy reading! “A usurper has claimed the throne. Invaders amass at the borders. And they have made their alliances with enemy gods... For centuries the kingdom of Iraden has been protecte...

Jul 02, 20231 hr 10 minSeason 3Ep. 7
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