Howdy folks! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Wayne Kurr, & Count Chocolate. Listen as we discuss how Covid is going around, The Devious Licks Trend, and Scientology. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other Dramatic resources. Check them out at www.Lud...
Sep 22, 2021•27 min•Season 1Ep. 109
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Mrs. Sparkles and Lucille Lane. Listen as we discuss having to use our personal days for mandatory quarantine, Fine arts in Elementary schools, Starting a Class over, and nipple toes. Listen as we discuss School Boards getting rid of free lunch, Teachers who are forced to rap, Dirty Hippy Feet's Anxiety, and the brilliant Lettuce Club! You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNe...
Sep 15, 2021•30 min•Season 1Ep. 108
Howdy Folks! Welcome to our 100th Episode Live Spectacular!! Today Elvis is joined by Lucille Lane, Bunny O'Hare, Mrs. Sparkles, Shirley Temper, Rosie Rose, Turd Ferguson, & Count Chocolate! Listen as we discuss School Boards getting rid of free lunch, Teachers who are forced to rap, Dirty Hippy Feet's Anxiety, and the brilliant Lettuce Club! You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Ne...
Sep 08, 2021•30 min•Season 1Ep. 107
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Count Chocolate, and Rosie Rose! Listen as we discuss and accident Shirley had in the supermarket, a follow up from our friend Taboo, and Elvis discussing having sex with an apricot. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre poste...
Sep 01, 2021•24 min•Season 1Ep. 106
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Mrs. Shirley Temper, Count Chocolate, & Pippi! Listen as we discuss Inappropriate Relationships and How to avoid them! You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other Dramatic resources. Check them out at www.LudlamDramatics.com W...
Aug 25, 2021•34 min•Season 1Ep. 105
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Bunny O'Hare, Count Chocolate, & Mrs. Sparkles! Listen as we discuss Going Back to school, How to Master the Teacher Voice, and would you rather... You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other Dramatic resources...
Aug 18, 2021•31 min•Season 1Ep. 104
Howdy folks! I am so busy getting ready for the school year. Getting my kids ready for the school year, Getting my life together. I just did not have the energy to edit the podcast we recorded yesterday. Soooo... I am putting up a re-run. In this episode we discuss Mental Health in great detail. TRIGGER WARNING: In this episode we discuss Depression, Suicide, & Miscarriage. All the notes and resources mentioned in this episode are available at www.TeacherNeedsADrinkPodcast.com If you are thi...
Aug 11, 2021•52 min•Season 1Ep. 103
We made this last year, but I felt It should be shared again. Besides, Shirley just nailed the voice.
Aug 11, 2021•3 min•Ep. 102
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis was joined by Count Chocolate, Rosie Rose, Lucille Lane, Bunny O'Hare, Mrs. Sparkles, Turd Ferguson, Buddy Holly, & Lisa Marie. Listen as we drunkenly celebrate our friendship with a summer feast of smoked pulled pork, jalapeno poppers, deviled eggs, queso, mac and chee, green beans, some amazing brussel sprout salad that lucille made, rolls, ice cream, and a bunch of donuts. Like a crazy amount of donuts. Count brought the chocolate whiskey. I drank a bunch. It was ...
Aug 04, 2021•36 min•Season 1Ep. 101
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Mrs. Sparkles, Count Chocolate, & Bunny O'Hare. Listen as we discuss early Start Times, When things go missing in your classroom, and Could you handle a Racist talking Zit. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other Dramatic ...
Jul 28, 2021•29 min•Season 1Ep. 100
Howdy Folks! Today is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Count Chocolate, & Shirley Temper. Listen as we discuss a teacher having to move her office, the crappy calendar, and would you rather deal with a life without a TV remote. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other D...
Jul 21, 2021•25 min•Season 1Ep. 99
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Turd Ferguson, Bunny O'Hare, & Mrs. Sparkles! Listen as we discuss the predicament of what to do if you are moving in the middle of the school year and what should you wear? You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other Dramatic...
Jul 14, 2021•29 min•Season 1Ep. 98
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare & Shirley Temper. Listen as we discuss McDonalds employees being paid more than support staff or substitutes and the perils of teaching summer school. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other Dramatic resources...
Jul 07, 2021•22 min•Season 1Ep. 97
Howdy! Today Elvis is joined by Count Chocolate, Lucille Lane, & Bunny O'hare. Listen as we discuss Mrs. Alabama's struggles with a crap parent, the perks we sometimes get from our students, and if we could handle eternity with Ronal McDonald. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational th...
Jun 30, 2021•32 min•Season 1Ep. 96
Howdy! Today Elvis joined by Count Chocolate, Lucille Lane, & Shirley Temper! Listen as we discuss the issues of teacher pay, making friends at work, and a very short round of "Would You Rather?" You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other Dramatic resources. Chec...
Jun 23, 2021•32 min•Season 1Ep. 95
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Count Chocolate, and Mrs. Sparkles! Listen as we discuss Teachers not being allowed to teach about racial injustice, because it might make white kids feel "uncomfortable." You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other ...
Jun 16, 2021•27 min•Season 1Ep. 94
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Lucille Lane, Bunny O'Hare, & Shirley Temper. Listen as we discuss Shirley's new principal, Spotting red flags when you're job hunting in a new district, and a Sub who is trying too hard. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and ...
Jun 09, 2021•23 min•Season 1Ep. 93
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Turd Ferguson, & Mrs. Sparkles! Listen as we discuss the tribulations with EOY nonsense, A Pout Pout fish of a co worker, and one really really mad momma. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and other Dramatic reso...
Jun 02, 2021•26 min•Season 1Ep. 92
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Lucille Lane, Count Chocolate, & Shirley Temper. Listen as we discuss a man who abducted a busload of Kinder Kids, How to handle a bad TA, and what we do to help turn off the school day. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters and o...
May 26, 2021•33 min•Season 1Ep. 91
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Turd Ferguson, Bunny O'Hare, & Count Chocolate. Listen as we discuss a principal who is in a Sh!tstorm because of the yearbook cover, a pandemic observation, and a round of would you rather. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics creates educational theatre posters a...
May 19, 2021•30 min•Season 1Ep. 90
Howdy folks! Today Elvis is joined by Count Chocolate, Bunny O'Hare, & Lucille Lane. Listen as we discuss twins pulling shenanigans in class, Suddenly being a teacher for the last weeks of school, Demands for successful PD, & which host would you wrestle. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatics create...
May 12, 2021•38 min•Season 1Ep. 89
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper and two of out Patreon Patrons, Mama Chicken & Care Bear. Listen as we discuss how to tell a principal you are going to a different school, how to deal with a crappy team members, and would you switch bodies with someone. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam D...
May 05, 2021•30 min•Season 1Ep. 88
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Bunny O'Hare, Lucille Lane, & Count Chocolate. Listen as we discuss how a full moon drives the kiddos crazy, Vagina Awareness month bringing a music class to it's knees, the craziness of trying to teach out of state, the Texas Pledge, How a Crazy Cat Teacher is made, and how would you deal with your clone. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkP...
Apr 28, 2021•34 min•Season 1Ep. 87
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Bunny O'Hare, Shirley Temper, Count Chocolate, & Mrs. Sparkles! Listen as we discuss the journey to the finish line, Teacher busted for having an Only Fans, Showing the Custodians love, & if we should remember the bad things. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Ludlam Dramatic...
Apr 21, 2021•33 min•Season 1Ep. 85
Howdy folks! This short is just to let us announce the winners of our just finished StepBet and to let you know about our new Step Bet which is starting on Monday, April 26th. This new one is only 5 weeks and is the perfect thing to get you motivated and lower stress levels through exercise! Download the StepBet app and use the code "TEACHER2" to find the Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast Step Bet #2!
Apr 20, 2021•4 min•Season 1Ep. 86
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Count Chocolate, Lucille Lane, & Bunny O'Hare! Listen as we discuss the fall of the Texas Required online Staar Test this week, A Teacher who had their car stolen, Parents who won't accept that their Child might be different, and a Flat Earther. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics....
Apr 14, 2021•36 min•Season 1Ep. 84
Howdy! We took off last weekend to enjoy some time with nothing on the docket, so today I present to you...The Best of Teacher Needs a Drink Podcast! This episode features clips from the last two years featuring almost all of our hosts, Rosie Rose, Mrs. Sparkles, Bunny O'Hare, Shirley Temper, Mr. Yoda, Turd Ferguson, & Lucille Lane. Listen as we discuss Athletic Wear, Arresting a Kindergartner, Dumping Jet Fuel on the playground, Admin Pooping in the Room, Just The Tip, Ask a Teenager, &...
Apr 07, 2021•38 min•Season 1Ep. 83
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Count Chocolate, Lucille Lane, & Mrs. Sparkles. Listen as we discuss how our schools are handling Testing, Getting Seniors to the "finish line" in a pandemic, The realities of Teacher Burnout, and what to do if a friend forgets you entirely. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ludlam Dramatics. Lud...
Mar 31, 2021•34 min•Season 1Ep. 82
UPDATED TO FIX AUDIO GLITCH. Big thank you to everyone who let me know! It definitely takes a village. Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Shirley Temper, Mrs. Sparkles, & our newest Host, Count Chocolate! Listen as we discuss what to do about seniors who are failing during Covid, A teacher who tells jokes that are very unfunny to one student, what to do when your key is stolen, & how we would handle a lifeboat. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episo...
Mar 24, 2021•30 min•Season 1Ep. 81
Howdy Folks! Today Elvis is joined by Turd Ferguson, Shirley Temper, & Mrs. Sparkles! Listen as we discuss using the Broken Record Technique on Admin, The differences in teaching MS vs HS, a house bill that would see Texas Teachers getting a minimum of $70K a year to start, and how to deal with a blubbering mess. You can support Teacher Needs a Drink and hear other bonus exclusive episodes at Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/TeacherNeedsaDrinkPodcast Teacher Needs A Drink Podcast is proudly...
Mar 17, 2021•30 min•Season 1Ep. 80
