Teach Me Daddy

Chris Distefano & Matteo Lane

Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time.

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Episodes

How To Speak Mandarin Chinese with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 10

This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to speak Chinese! Specifically Mandarin! Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano learn with Manhattan Mandarin ! We are joined by Jamie and Yijia Geng to learn how to say a few things in Mandarin! In this fun and educational ep, the Daddies dive into the world of Mandarin! Join as they learn how to say simple phrases like "hello" and "thank you," and even count to ten in Chinese! Along the way, they explore the fascinating differences between English an...

Aug 21, 2024•34 min

How To Make Mozzarella Cheese with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 11

This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to make cheese! Specifically fresh mozzarella! Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano dive into the delicious world of cheese, learning how to make mozzarella from scratch! With the guidance of their friend Nino Palummo, the comedians take a break from their usual romantic lessons to tackle something equally essential to life: cheese-making. Whether you're a cheese connoisseur or just someone who loves a good sandwich, this episode will have you laughi...

Aug 21, 2024•28 min

Teach Me How To Dance Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 9

This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to dance! Not just any dance, but ballroom dance! Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn with @fredastairedancestudios-ne6812 , Artur Sveshnikov & Svitlana Gliebova from Ukraine! They know their Waltz pretty good. Did you know that the waltz originated in the late 18th century in Austria and Germany. It evolved from the folk dance known as the "Ländler" and gained popularity in Vienna's ballrooms! It's now getting popular with the Daddies as th...

Aug 07, 2024•28 min

Teach Me About Bonding | Teach Me Daddy w Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 8

This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo & Chris learn more about the world of romance and intimacy! The guys are talking bonding! really BDSM! With the help of an intimacy coach, they explore the often unasked questions about submissive play. Check out Leandra! Intimacy with Leandra who is helping individuals & couples live their most unapologetically juicy lives! 👉https://www.intimacywithleandra.com/ Support the show by supporting our sponsors! BLUECHEW 👉Try BlueChew FREE when you use our...

Jul 31, 2024•31 min

How To Be Romantic | Teach Me Daddy w Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 7

Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they embark on a hilarious and enlightening journey into the world of romance and intimacy. With the help of an intimacy coach, they explore the often unasked questions about gay and straight love. Check out Leandra! Intimacy with Leandra who is helping individuals & couples live their most unapologetically juicy lives! Has Matteo ever been with a woman? Has Chris ever been with a man? The intimate times these two share with cucumbers and spo...

Jul 24, 2024•46 min

How To Make Breakfast Waffles Special! | Teach Me Daddy w Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 6

This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn how to make Chrissy's famous breakfast waffles!! This isn't your typical waffle-making session—Chris's approach is a bit all over the place, but that's what makes it fun! These waffles are more like delicious sandwiches, packed with a variety of ingredients that you wouldn’t normally find in traditional waffles. Chris's special waffles include a flavorful mix of peanut butter, creamy yogurt, coconut oil, rich chocolate, almond sp...

Jul 17, 2024•39 min

How To Draw Disney Character Ursula | Teach Me Daddy w Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 5

This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn how to draw! Matteo, a skilled artist and graduate of the School of the Art Institute of Chicago, guides Chris through the process of drawing Ursula from Disney's The Little Mermaid. Chris, who loves to learn, puts his own unique spin on the character. Chris's Ursula might look a little different, but that's all part of the fun! Take a moment to listen and WATCH this episode to see their artistic journey unfold. BLUECHEW 👉Try Bl...

Jul 10, 2024•31 min

Teach Me How To Cook Spaghetti Carbonara | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 4

This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn how to make the classic Italian dish, Spaghetti alla Carbonara. Known for his exceptional cooking skills and deep love for Italian cuisine, Matteo shares his favorite recipe in this fun and educational episode. They use traditional ingredients such as guanciale, Pecorino Romano cheese, eggs, salt, and spaghetti. With Matteo's expert guidance, Chris learns the step-by-step process of preparing this delicious and simple pasta dish,...

Jul 03, 2024•32 min

Teach Me About World War II | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 3

This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano delve into the history of World War II in a uniquely entertaining and educational way. History buff Chris Distefano, with his vast knowledge and witty humor, enlightens Matteo about topics like the Nazis' use of crystal meth, the Treaty of Versailles, and the dramatic conclusion of the war with the atomic bombs. Matteo, who wasn't the best student in school, surprisingly recalls detailed reasons behind Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor. A...

Jun 26, 2024•33 min

How To Change A Diaper | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 2

In this hilarious and heartwarming episode of Teach Me Daddy, comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano tackle the ultimate parenting challenge: changing a diaper! Join us as Chris, a father of three, teaches Matteo, who has many nieces and nephews but has never changed a diaper, the ins and outs of diaper duty. But there's a twist—Chris has only ever changed diapers for girls, so this is new territory for him too! Get ready for a blend of comedy, chaos, and some unexpected fun facts about babie...

Jun 19, 2024•20 min

How To Clean | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 1

This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo and Chris are tackling the surprisingly complex world of personal hygiene. Ever wondered what it takes to stay fresh and clean? Matteo and Chris break down the steps of douching with their signature blend of humor and wit. From choosing the right products to the importance of technique, they guide listeners through the process while keeping the conversation light and entertaining. Whether you're looking for a good laugh or some practical tips, this episode pro...

Jun 12, 2024•27 min

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