That's a type of. She like she. Like, I like him. We're on, by the way, 5 seconds. That's a good start. I tried the same. He sent me a picture earlier of him having a coffee like he just landed in Belfast. With what? The team was me stickling a laptop and I was like on the Internet at the same time and I just googled like Arabic phrase of like great stuff or something and sent them and he's like, what the fuck? Says I was like, oh I don't know, maybe I got the wrong thing.
Because I don't speak Arabic, you just you just got ease. Must be. Although to be fair, and I don't know whether this happened like in church or Chapel or whatever the fuck you guys go to the get to mosque, we'd have to learn the Quran in Arabic, but no one would tell us what anything meant. So we identify the letters, read it and recite it, but no idea what any of it meant. Welcome. That's what it said, What I messaged you OK? Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, Miraban. Miraban.
That's what it was. I pretend like you don't know what it was. No. No, that's what I remember, what you sent me. It's easy, No. So you read it. There's no what it means. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. But thank you for that. No problem. Yeah, I like your sticker. I love that you guys know each other because I had a dilemma of but we're all free in the same day and we're going to have to do 2 separate pods. And I messaged you both to be like do you like Mark?
Do you like Isha? And you both said yes because otherwise we couldn't. Nobody told me in the car. I said you are so. But I love it because I, I, who am I to say you guys have never met, you know? So I'd like that. Do you know when you first met? Yeah. Do you know the story? No, but I don't think you like I was worried. You don't like me. No. Channel Asian's the kind of guy will always tell you the story of how you first met the. Story is good.
The story is good. Is this is it broadcastable? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it was a Bonnie Blue. Cue not. Far, not far off. Edinburgh, 2019. I don't remember the year. I'm not really sure what you're going to see. OK, so watch Sarah. OK, OK, so one Edinburgh, right? I had just gone through quite a bad breakup. Yeah, around the time of my birthday, which falls during Edinburgh Fringe, 14th of August. That's it. Yeah, Mains is the 11th. You're there, we're both Leos.
Wow, makes sense. Got quite Leo energy. Yeah, cent of attention. Yeah, so that particular Edinburgh, this isn't the end where I met Mark. That Edinburgh. I met someone at the Fringe and we had a really intense 3 month fuck relationship. We broke the bed that she was staying in twice. Do you think that's because of the amount you were doing it or because of certain moves you were doing? Both, right? Both. I'm seeing like a pile. Driver I was doing a. Torpedo Stone. Torpedo, right?
So do you want to know what the torpedo is? Do you want to know what the torpedo is? Yes. Please, the lady in question lies on the bed, OK? And you have to be in a standing position at the edge of the bed and you have to jump and aim. Aim it in and one. I think that you can't have a big deck to do that. Yeah, yeah, I don't. Oh, so the reason? I have. I have a reasonably sized penis. Yeah. I think more men should be comfortable saying, you know what? Yeah.
It's not massive. You're right. Actually, to be honest, my daddy's Dick is bigger than mine, right? It's quite embarrassing. Yeah. And he's not used for 15 years. Right. He's had to like, decommission it. Yeah. But there's been a case. Well. He's allowed to keep it, he's just not allowed to load it. It's like, it's like Trident even. Yeah, yeah, basically. Someone has the code for your dad's? Deck. Yeah, and I don't know who it is.
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Rich came to an end fast. About a year later, I'm in Loft Bar and there's this tall, handsome Scott chatting to the said lady. Do you remember? I don't remember. Yeah. Chatting to said lady. And somehow it transpired through their conversation because this particular lady still had, I don't know whether she still had feelings, but she definitely, whenever I was in Edinburgh, she would call me up to try and maybe break another bed.
But it must have transpired that you'd learned that we had. Yeah, put me off. Yeah. I was just leaving. Wow, you're like, is that the level? Yeah, but she she keeps getting higher. You're like, what are you into? Sounds like low self esteem. To me, climb 20 feet and jump into me. What? Higher in terms of what? In terms of like where she needs people to torpedo off? OK, as opposed. It needs to be a greater height. As opposed to attractiveness standard? Yeah, Yeah, you.
Said that you broke the bed just by yourself. Yeah, I want you. It was it was a heavy Edinburgh. Hey, late night Palmyra pizza is on the rest. Too many shwamas. Too. So she's talking to Mark. Yeah, yeah. And I think you, you had, you worked. Had she told you that we were together? I think I knew that something happened between you and then. So what I remember is bumping into you later and then trying to sort of say, oh, look, I think you've seen us talking,
but there was nothing happening. Yeah. And that was like, yeah. But I think I was too habit to care, right? Yeah, I didn't care. And I think. I did not know. I didn't even know you would have known who I was at the time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and you were so sweet about it because you came to me. You were like, like, you know, this is. And I'm like, I don't. It doesn't bother me. You do what you need. You're. Crying but you're like. Yeah, it's fine. I'll just cut myself like that, yeah.
Have you done that though? What cut myself? What recently or in life? Just in life. No, no. No, it's. Nice to be back. But yeah, so. So he acted, you say? He acted real well. Yeah, really sweet. And I don't think personally, I don't think you need you need to do that like if you're chatting to Alas, yeah, unless you know the guy already, right, to extend them that grace I thought was very. And you thought that was non broadcastable. So what's the what's the non broadcastable but?
What? No, no, no. I was just like, I just standing off the other. That was cool, you see. But that's right. But what was that? What I remember thinking at the time was that I'd made it worse by doing that right. And then you hated me because I. You go on because nothing was happening here. Because I made then I was like I think nothing you and how yeah yeah yeah told T even know yes which I wasn't really but I just felt like dug A deeper hole
it's. Because I burst into tears in the middle of Loft Bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone's emotions during the Fringe are on edge anyway. Absolutely. Like the first week, everyone's having great fun. Yeah, the second week, people are a bit on edge. Third week, same. Private Ryan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Start the opening scene of it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So escaped a couple. It's tough. Yeah, yeah. But have you broke up any bed since? Yeah. So your bed breaker.
Yeah, Heartbreaker and a bed breaker. Yeah, right. I felt like this one last time because you know what? I think there's also because I'm nearing 40, my mum died, have a heart attack quite young. I genuinely believe I'm going to die having sex. Right. So I I put in a shift. A suicide bummer. God, do what you got to do. He's laughing. It's still it's OK to say. Fucking. Hell, oh this this this pods like a one liner walking into a bar. An Irishman. A Scottish man in Asia.
I was going to say it's been there, but I was clearly not. Clearly not, because that's the trope and we've got one of each, but you look to me and went Asia. An Irish Scotsman, An Arab. The guy with the most RP accent in the world and whatever. Yeah, yeah, whatever you are. You're a lovely guy, that's what you are. Thank you. Can I give you a big compliment? Oh, go for it. So Asian did the part by two months ago, a month ago, two months ago, something like that.
And on the part he said to me kind of like a weird sort of intervention where he went your, your hair is too like boyish. You need to become a man. So he's like, you need to grow your hair out a bit on top. Can I tell you something right now? And I mean this, that's where I marked life. I have not cut my hair on top since, have you not? No, Yeah, it looks good. Thank you. There's a bit of volume to it. But why am I taking advice from this guy? Well, you shouldn't just have good hair.
I know he has good hair. What I would say to you is this because I had a similar experience did. He come up also come up to you in Edinburgh when you said like I've been chatting to this girl, obviously like never cut your hair on top because that's volume. Well, he's got good hair as well. Thank. You we all have good hair, but I but I used to have it maybe about the length. Sorry, he was like, let me get on this conversation. We all have cushions. Get good hair, by the way.
It's not. Just you 2. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do. We do. There's. A good hair trio, yeah. But I used to, I used to have a bit you're that was probably. But as long as I would get the way you've got it now, I let it grow a bit longer. Yep. And then suddenly I realised it's a lot better if I just grow it longer and keep it this way. And then I look back at all pictures and then I go, I can't even believe it's so short.
Yeah, for so long. Yeah, I can do a lot more with it. So I would say don't be. Don't be afraid to go even further. You look like a powder man. I'm a I'm a powder man. Not on my hair. No, no, no, I've always changed the subject. Is that a cultural reference? I don't know. Powder. Yeah, like Coke. Which actually I'm not, by the way. No, no, no. I don't think you're. I don't know. I think that the way you. Yeah, I. Put powder on my hair and then Hairspray and blah blah blah.
But we're going to do. Yeah, but I I need to get in. You just got to see it through. Yeah, You got to go through that period where it gets a bit rocky. We were like, I don't know about this, and then come with the other side, which is. Where you Where does your hair grow the most? Which bit cut my head. Where are you out with the sides? Did he get to Maine? Goes everywhere after the sides. I get wispy, say I get we better go over my ear and. Then OK. So I'm I'm I'm still just
getting achieved. Yeah, that's the bit that sticks. Out. Is that OK? Are you shown if I do that? Yeah, the bit that sticks out the most tested, but you've got to cut in. For me, it's the back of the crown that. He showns my hair is Ally. Yeah, yeah, it just tells me what to do with. My look listen, how do you? 37 couple of days ago oh. Happy birthday. How do you? How do you? It's the oldest man in Glasgow. Is a tough paper now I'm 34. OK, Yeah, so you.
Get pension in Glasgow for that right? Pretty much. At 40, if you can get a head headline like this, yeah. Are you 40? Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, I'm 40. I didn't know you're 40. But. No, no, no, there's not. There's nothing so common. I OK. I think you look a lot younger. Than oh, thank you very much. No problem. He's very sweet, isn't he Did. You have existential crisis of any kind. When you had 40, was that a big deal?
I see you having a lot of mini crisis crisis and then I so I don't think you would have a big one of 40. I can see every couple of weeks you just have a crisis. And where did you draw this conclusion from? Just your eyes. Just. Yeah, Dead. Broken. I'm posting on that sort of stuff. It's all the cutting. Papa Roach over there. I no I didn't have an existential thing at 40, but you're not far off. I spend at least three days a month feeling quite sad about myself. It's a. Long time.
That's like, oh, three days a month. Yeah, that's why I thought you said three days a week. Three days a month. Still quite a long time. Yeah. Yeah, that's a 10th of the month. You're sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good maths. Thank you. You know, we get impressed with. Yeah, good maths. Yeah, that's Chinese. Algebra was invented by the Muslims. What was it? That's why it's called algebra. It'd be funny if you Google that. That's not a joke. Words beginning with Al.
Muslim alcohol, alcohol, Algebra, alchemy. Alan. No, not Alan. Yeah, they're all found in the Muslim world. Al Alimony. Yes. So any any al thing. Pretty much. All about Vin and the Chipmunks. One of yours those three years. One of the chipmunks maybe? Yeah, not all of them, Theodora. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A bit of an Arabic. Vibe How would you describe the Arabic vibe say? Cultured. It. Took me far too long to put the owl in front of van in the chipmunks on my head. I was like.
It's been in the chipmunks. By the way, it's good, it's good to be in, in Belfast when you're you guys are having race riots in Ballymena. Well, that's a bit of fun. Is that why I'm? Great. We thought you were coming yesterday. Yeah, I would just see, you know, the way normally you explore and the city and that kind of thing. See, after this, I just go straight to the gig. Yeah, I go straight to the gig. Show the green room till the
show starts. Well, tomorrow I'm being taken on a tour of murals and the slums, apparently. Have you? You haven't done a Belfast taxi tour before? No, Mark, have you done that? No, but I would go. I would go with you. Is your company that's good. I wouldn't. You wouldn't know what? Go with me or just go. Go with you, go on your designated one. What? Definitely not a trap. Oh yeah, I was. Do do that. The Belfast taxi tour is brilliant.
The last time I just went in the falls last time and looked to the Bobby Sands middle and went home that was. Mad. I think walk, like walking around exploring it yourself is good when you do the taxi tour, like see these guys know what they're talking about because they they did it. Being for Glasgow and stuff like that, it's nice to come here and just fill in the blanks of what are the songs mean. It's kind of like you painted what you were reading and fucking yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Is it like, is it like if you're an Elvis fan going to Graceland? Basically, it's like I've, I've been singing these songs my entire life and then no, you know, I mean. Well, I didn't. I still don't fully understand it that one of the last times I was in Belfast, I think you might know him, Mick Conlan, string Ninjas. He was playing at the John Hewitt and I was really drunk and I said to him you are simply the best. And I started singing simply the
best. And then Joe and then Mick and his mate told me to shut the fuck up ASAP. You'd have honestly been better. I've seen Allah Akbar at that. Point really. Can you explain why that was bad? It's simply the best has been hijacked a bit. What's a Ranger song it's been? Brought in the loyalist song It's a Ranger. Song so they just they play it before coming. No, no, it wasn't written as that, Yeah. Tina Turner wasn't thinking about. Tina Watson. Giovanni van Broncos.
You think about Broncos. Some of the loyalist songs, they'll, they'll take existence, they'll remix existence songs, you know what I mean? Like they're they're more reworking songs. Tina Turner doesn't actually have a line in it that says fuck the Pope and the IRA, that is. I actually like. I don't know about this one. Thing. Yeah, OK, fine. She's like you. You can't tell me. Anything they're taking like established songs and just rewriting them and. They'll tell you, else they'll
love UB40. Do that. One you wouldn't think. Of UB40. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should love them too. Loyalists do love UB40. Would they ever do like a remix of like the the one Asian song you all know? Can I do this Punjabi MC Yeah, yeah. Would they ever? Would they ever? Honjabi MC. We could do that. Could you do it on a flute, did you think? Anyone. The thing is, even Catholics would watch footage of me like that's banging for brilliant. Pretty good to be. Fair Zippers.
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Or the exit the original as a banger, Yeah. I always think, like, what would you be able to want to listen here, that one song or the entirety of Irish music? I'll take the entirety of Irish music, thank you very much. Do you get involved in sectarianism at home? Oh yeah, yeah, no, I no, of course not.
Like it's, I always, the thing I always say about Glasgow is I think like, 'cause we, we've been so detached from the reality of it all, I think like, it's almost sort of embarrassing how much people are in it because like, we're like fucking cosplaying compared to right, you know, people have to deal with it really and stuff like that. But what, what is nice, but Belfast and Glasgow, they have really like similar cities and I always love coming here and gigging and stuff like that. Yeah.
And it's good. Just that like people like, is it only other place in the world that gives a fuck about Scottish football? Yeah. Oh yeah. Because I was doing this. By the way, by the way, not the whole league. No Celtic Rangers. Like you're not fun. You're not going to chat about like St. Mirren. No, no. No, no, St. Mirren. 'S tactics. Yeah, Alloa. Yeah, but I was in because I was talking last night. I've got I was doing about last night, but women's football and
I think it's good. Like because encourages. No, that's not a joke. Oh, OK. But no, I think it's good because it encourages like more women to go and watch. Like because I because I went to one of the last Celtic Rangers women's games. It was just nice to hear sectarian singing and tune. The first thing I've ever had the rendition of the Belly Girl was. Interesting, to be honest. Like I don't know enough about the Troubles.
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Was it the Mausai cleric with a hook for a hand, That's what. I'm saying yeah, yeah. It's like somehow I've turned up. And my celebrity mastermind topic is Abu Hamza. They would look at you a bit like you can't answer questions about yourself. He made Dave out. So me, Dave and Ishan did a podcast movement Dave out and we realised that Dave looks a hell of a lot like. Abu Hamza, yeah. Abu Hamza, we made him do an impression of 10 out of 10. Yeah, it was. It was terrifying how I career.
Yes. Really good. Wow. What was your mastermind subject? Master main subject may honestly be AI. I'm Alan Partridge. Yeah, I'm a big Partridge head and I've listened to the books on us and I've watched it all. I would. Maybe I need to brush up on some of the stuff, but I think Alan Partridge I would go. For he was Steve Cookman was doing the BBC comedy conference. It was in Belfast couple of weeks ago and I tried the interview but then.
What do you mean you tried to interview what happened? So what are you doing? They asked me what I do. So I'm not a panel guy, right? Sitting on panels. Dan was on a panel. He like, revealed to us by mistake a couple of weeks ago. He did some podcast panel at Queen's University. I was giving him stick for calling him like the panel. What was that panel about then? What was that? What was it about? It was. Just young people looking to get into podcasting and radio. And you were saying?
Yeah, leave it, Leave it alone. So so I was like giving him Stack training in the moon, calling him like panel guy, my nickname given skills are great, but like panel guy and all this kind of stuff. And then the week later BBC said would you sit on a couple of panels for the comedy conference? And I said I don't do that, but if I can interview Steve Coogan, I will. Can I ask why you don't do that? Why do you not like system panels? I don't know, like how to be OK.
You know, you're on stage, but then you're not trying to make people laugh, right? You're kind of being half serious now. It's not a yeah, but you've been, you've been nasty there. Or did you mean this is a different format? As a full that is like. Do you promise that's what you meant? Yeah. Yeah, For a Mark's life. For a Mark's life, right? We're being too flippant for a Mark's life, but yeah. But I'm comfortable here. But then you go to this thing. It's All in all industry people.
Yeah, right. So I just don't like yourself see this. Like did you ever think, would you ever do Question Time? He would love. I was in the audience of Question Time once, yeah. Did you try and ask question? I asked a question. What's going on? Yeah. What's your question? Who's your question to Cameron? The Battle. The Battle List. Yeah, but was there any big names on there? This is a great honey. Welcome. What was your question? I don't know. It was there. Would you go to that like I
didn't? Know, I think it was something about the economy. It's to the worst. It's a good story. I shall save the story. Would you go do a lot of stuff like are you gay? Go do all that stuff like that. No, not no. But I do a lot of panels. I sit in a lot of panels. I love being a panellist. Love bed. Yeah. Yeah, also, but I think as a comic, panels are so fucking easy because the the, the tiniest thing that you say, there's a little bit humour is that Oh my God, this guy's a fucking.
Oh, I tried it and they didn't like it at the Belfast at the comedy conferencing. First of all, no one there was like from Belfast. Everyone like travelled over from different parts of the fucking foreigners. So coming over here still not rolls. So one of the the so Eddie Doyle, who's head commissioner BBC in London was hosting it. He's wearing a thick pair of
glasses. They show a sketch of mine at the start and then he comes to me for like a question about the industry or something and I throwing out a bit of like low hanging banter to just get them going. I said, first of all, Eddie, appreciate you lending me your glasses for the sketch. Nothing, nothing. And it was just then it was just. And then did you just lose your nerve a bit then? Yeah, I said, I said I will do all these panels if I can interview Steve Coogan. They went.
We don't know if you're going to be able to do that, I said. We'll just ask anyway and then I didn't get to do it, but I still have to do all. The part Did someone get to interview Steve Coogan? A commissioner or something from? Someone, someone, someone with thick a thick pair of glasses. Yeah, maybe you should get a thick pair of glasses. I think so. Yeah, I can. I don't think a thick pair would suit you. I think you'd need like a thinner pair. Yeah, I know.
Why the? Compression girl, you keep adding little things to my look. So it's their hair. You want me in glasses? Let me tell you what it is by. The way if I have glasses and I grow my hair, I'm going to start looking like you. Oh yeah, people are going to mistake you and me all the. Time and I have started growing this beard. Yeah, yeah, it just looks fantastic. I said that I sent it in the what's up group of friends last night and I'm a lot.
Just be honest about the beard. I thought I look like I said, I thought I look like 1/3 tier Portuguese footballer who goes to Hibs and doesn't play much. You have somehow grown a Chinese goatee. I meant. I meant. Just because you've done that doesn't mean you can do that. That's no on shame. I couldn't sound more like an elderly Chinese man you've. Given me Chinese vibes. Yeah, like because the Chinese aren't famous for being her suit, are they?
No. But do you think the more I do you think it might be something or do you think this is as good as it look? I think you could grow the Tash anymore. Yeah, on track and. You'd look I didn't look good with the. Time this is this is about 10-11 days. Sorry. Oh. That's 11 days growth. Yeah, you've got, you've got a kind of baby face, Shin. Yes, thank you. Yeah, you. Do have a baby face? But we can't. We can't all grow. Beard OK. I just thought I would get a
little bit of backing for this. That might be something the. Thing is, is I think you're a very handsome man, Thank you. But because of this, the status that you have now got and the man you have become. As an old Chinese man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Like an elder statesman of. Always them. Yeah, of of comedy and particularly Belfast. Yeah. You know, I like the fact that you keep it humble. You're like, listen, I'm just auditioning to be in a boy band. Yeah, right.
But I think you can grow into your status as a 37 year old man. Yeah. With a baby face. Yep. Handsome. Right now, I think you're doing yourself a slight disservice. Mark, be honest. What do you think? Just be honest. So you're saying he needs to keep it queen shaven? Well, we can try with the moustache. I don't think the the what the moustache. Moustache. Moustache. Yeah, you say moustache. Moustache. What did I say? Moustache. Yeah, you're putting the emphasis on the moustache.
Yes, sorry, in terms of the accent wars that we've got going on right now on this fucking episode, yes. You can do proper English what I'm. Saying automatically. In terms of you think just you didn't get rid of this but. Get get rid of that bit yeah and keep growing a hair longer and see how them. Essentially, you know about, can you, about what are you, your appearance at the moment, Shin? I'm in, I'm just in this in between stage. Yeah, and it gets intimidated
when I'm here. I do sexually, yeah. Yeah. Because the top pedo himself. Because The thing is, I get it. If you start, if you start climbing on top of that chair. Make sure you pronounce the tour in that. The thing is, I think what people people get surprised by myself confidence because they're like, you do know what you look like, right? But I I I am quite a confident dude. Yeah, absolutely. And my appearance and my. Style and you have wisdom a. Bit of wisdom, yeah, Yeah, say,
I'll just try to impart. You're the fun guy at the party, I would say. I'm the fun guy at the party. And you are actually, I mean this a very nice colour. I do mean nothing. Thank you. It's a really nice colour, like it's like a rich colour. Yeah, it's a rich colour. Rich Brown. It's like a clay. Is clay? Is clay a rich brown? Yeah, I think I'm off the hook for this. You see, Bummer come in and I don't thank fuck for that. I'm not getting involved in this
one. Can't be so far down you. It's dark. It'd be dark clay, wouldn't it? I'm the colour of the the pot is before you put in the kiln. Yes, I've always said that. Will you boys have dinner tonight? These things together. Yeah, probably. Yeah, I imagine so. But then I get the feeling that you like to do your own thing, and I've said that, and now you feel like you gotta have dinner
together. I do like to do my own thing, but the reason I normally would like to do that is if I'm trying to stay healthy, yes, and I wouldn't want to be judged for it. But at the moment I'm kind of like, Evan's a bit fucked. So sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever you're going to say, you're right. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. He's like, oh, I'm usually I'm trying to stay healthy, but Asian's here so I might give up on my life. I just eat a load of shit with
this fat prick. But I'm just. We're going to eat a kebab for a star with a pizza for a main. Are you going to go to Little Italy? I was sort of hoping that would. I need to go to Little Italy. You do. I need to get Little Italy. Little Italy. Pizza spot Little Italy. Little Italy, Why are you saying that Little Italy? Little Italy dinner, I could see. I could see you guys have a nice dinner together. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, What kind of dinner do you envisage us having? Chinese.
I think you should talk about my beard. Yeah, But yeah, maybe like a nice Chinese. Maybe you go like authentic Chinese. Maybe you go to Lee Garden in Belfast. Speaking of restaurants, I would like to raise a slight adjustment I would like to make to restaurant etiquette right. I don't think people should be sitting opposite each other if it's in a 2, I think it's quite combative.
No, there's no way you so you're saying if we're if we're at A4 seater as a two, you're going to sit directly beside me, we're going to face the same way. In an L shape. I'm interested in your logic 1st and then I will critique this. I think you should sit in an L shape because I think it's more conducive to a more open, honest conversation, whereas if you're across each other, you're a bit far away from each other.
It doesn't seem as cosy, and also I think there's more space on the table if you're on an L. What do you mean an Li? Know what he means? But then every table in a restaurant needs an L shape. What if there's four people coming then? There's two LS. 7. People make a bigger table. Seems like a lot of adjustment. No, it doesn't. It does. No, because you've got, if it's seven, you've got 2L's like that and then three across there. I don't agree.
I think it's better to be more. Out of the three of us, who's more inherently more likely to have an ability in terms of setting up a restaurant? True. Thank you. Oh, Shane, he's getting most money. I apologise, that's not. Correct. But I would pay him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he'd be. We're about time watching. You show up with that accent, I'm like, no. No. No, you know what to do. Change restaurant the door people. Like you know what to.
Do Shane's restaurant the door and then everyone would go there because you know what, because the guy that owns this, he's an authentic Chinese money. They've got an agent, waiter. You better you call everybody my friend. Yeah, you have to. Yeah, in which accent? You pick. What kind of cuisine is it? I think I do like a like a pretty general kind of thing, you know? What does that I know what that means? Gastro, I don't know, I can't
think of a speciality. Rest I don't, I don't like see see a gastro pub. I know it's meant to me. I don't I don't like the name gastro it reminds me of. Of intestinal problems. Yes, exactly. What would you call it instead? I've got, well, I don't know, pub grub. Food Pub, Yeah. Food pub. Not even a fan of the the phrase pub grub I love to be honest. Grub doesn't. Grubs, do you want to hear it? Scram. I quite like. Scott, I don't. I prefer scan and grub, but I know what you mean.
Do you totally of subject? Have you seen the guy who does the Scottish Donald Trump videos? No I don't. Donald Trump was Scottish and he does good Trump impression. That's that's like the idea though I don't know how you thought that as there's a joke in Scotland that like every like Scottish thing is just like what if. Scottish was Scottish. What if X was Scottish? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, So what does he do it? And I did he do it. And Donald Trump's accent is
doing. Donald Trump's accent right talk to it. We daft these all this kind of stuff but Nature 3 has comes up my time. I'm sure it's quite entertaining so. You're doing it. I'm just keep your accent for this. Yeah, I'm just confused by the concept of this. So he speaks like Donald Trump, yes, but says Scottish things, Yes, like haggis. No more like talking about the way team going out and all this kind of Scotland and here have like we bit of a link you would
understand. See some some some more stuff. As an Englishman you would really understand that. Thank you for seeing me. Are you? I said that. Fucking hell. Are you gigging all? Are you doing a fast? Are you doing? Is anyone doing the fringe in the summer? I'm doing the Fringe in the summer. Edinburgh new show. What faulted to the film? Do you just commute from Glasgow? But. Not their fault because it would be an 8 minute bill. An hour and a half. I bet they're them back every
day. So we we'd always lucky we managed to get accommodation. Basically a guy came in my show a couple years ago and he walked in these this apart these apartments and so we got a decent deal. So it's different. It's good because it. Means does he be there though? Yeah. Is he? No, it's like a, it's like a, it's, it's like, you know, these sort of modern serviced apartments, but it's kind of someplace like halfway between a hotel and like flat cana. Yeah. But does he have? A part hotel?
What's that? A part hotel. Yes. Is that what it's called? Yeah, part hotel, Yeah. They could do better. Than that apartment. Yeah, whole apartment. Whole apartment. Whole apartment? Does he? Does he? Yeah, the whole apartment is great. Does he have like any agreement? Like is he allowed? Did you show up at any? Point No. No case. Are you comfortable? No, it's, it's absolutely fine. We get our own places at reception. But The thing is, he's a receptionist. He's at reception.
Reception. Well, he's the manager, OK, Yeah, but there is a reception. There's a German on that. And this place is fucking unbelievable. But the first time we've done it, we, we got money off because we agreed to do a gig and the hotel lobby. All right? And then the French, which we ended up doing to like 10 people and a dog and but it was, it was. Staying in the hotel, presumably. Yeah, they're just people. No one knew it was even really happening, right?
Yeah. It was actually quite good. They were in the lobby, Yeah. And then stand up. Stand that happened, yeah. The best part like the gag was when they let the dog out and in the courtyard and it was just run the boat and that's what most. People, that was the best part of. The game, that's what. Most people say when you're in school and there's a dog in the playground. Absolutely brilliantly. It was great, but. Everybody at the window like they've never seen the dog.
Well, I've never had that experience. A horse came loose in the school once. Right, Well, that tells us a lot about you in the school, the upbringing. Fact that suggests that there's a horse just there that isn't the worst most. Yeah. 4/4 horse in your school. Yeah, doing what? Like a question. Is this an? Equestrian at school, you have it. In your timetable you have equestrian, Yeah. I didn't do it because they wouldn't let me climb on the.
Horse equestrian time. That's my question but can't remember what it was. What I just nobody wanted to do it. There were just. People wanted to do it. Oh yeah, It was a private school in London, of course. So that's the mental of London and they've got a couple of horses now. Four horses. That's crazy. That's mad. What else was, like anything else, out of the ordinary on the timetable? There's lots of Latin. Kerberos. Yeah, habeas corpus, all that kind of stuff.
Yeah, you. You if you were in Latin times you would say there was a Kerberos at the gig. Kerberos, yeah, right. Yeah. So there's a Latin and also from my school, one of the famous alumni was some of. Abu hams it. No, it was Osama bin Laden's head of strategy, the guy who masters a. Barclaysman of terrorism. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ahmed. Sheikh moving to New York by the wombats over the top. Yeah, come up, Ahmed Omar Saeed Sheikh. And he was in your class.
No, he wasn't in my class. He was 10 years older than me. But you're still friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're saying what's up, groups? Was that I patch it off for him in the. The groups called not terrorism. Is it or is it? Dude, I'm on horseback making plants. It's Casey that even like al Qaeda, it was all like it's like when you find that everybody in comedy in London's or posh. It's like even those like as I there's, there's nearly what in class Terrorists.
Yeah. There there are because even Bin Laden himself was like came from a very rich family. The Bin Laden family is super. Wealthy them in the bushes. Yeah, but the women, Yeah, even terrorism, you've got to be. It's crazy. You've got to be well educated and so people think terrorism is easy to do. I'm not want to talk about this defence. It takes planning and organisation. Do you know where we are right now? We're in. Hollywood, this is a sanctuary. Right, you see. It's all good.
It's a safe zone. It's all good. I do like this is what I think that is very cool. But the 1L thing, you know that. And yeah, Holly would say you've made that. Which is why called the studios one else. No, I get. I get it. I didn't. I didn't. I hated it, actually, to be honest with you. Really. Yeah. You hated that we play on this one L thing. Yeah, right. What would you like us to do? Because, you know, I'll change it to whatever you want to grow, right? Yeah. Your name.
The wood. Studios, would you go on a holiday after the Fringe or anything? Because people do that. People need something after the Fringe. Well, I used to see when I used to do the French, I was always wanting stuff, so I wouldn't. I would just take on my annual leave to do August. And what? Were you doing? What was your? Job. I still got the call centre. In minor I bind. And bounce, it wasn't as bad but as customer service stuff, so you just get people. Screwed.
Can you? Just put on the accent. What accent? Do you know? Come on. Hello. My name is something. But sometimes people, I would get a lot of of English folk that would complain that they couldn't understand me and I would say well I'll pass you through on Newcastle branch then, good luck with that. Yeah, that's ask for you back. What can you say? What company was? It was esure car insurance, so it was interesting, like yeah, I was just, you'd get a lot.
It was just customer service. You got a lot of complaints. But The thing is, if anyone's ever worked in a call centre, like I think one of the houses parts about it as like you don't know what's coming. You know, at some point during the day people will be screaming at you for some reason and you don't know why. So it's just every, it's every
call. And then I used to do these shifts where you do 4 hours straight without a break sometimes and that was just like you're just, it's like just putting your head bore water for the entire time and then coming out. So you just need. Water boarding. Yeah, you don't. You don't get a break basically so. Yeah, I I worked in a point. Oh, that would be. Whole centre. Is that is that company? Fake. No. Is that like you were calling people cold?
Cold calling people. Wow, for what's on behalf of a charity. Which charity? It was different every couple of months. That's what the company did. If you had fundraising for a charity they would do it and it was for Irish charities and it was I Bone was fucking. Horrific. Did you have? Did they give you a script or did you have to script? And I still reckon I could do you. You just become a robot. I was like this. Be perfect. I'll do material on the side you.
Bring, bring. OK, make the outbound called. I'll answer. OK, Hello. Hold on, I haven't rang it yet. Is Shane going to do the accent? The one Heath, Daniella. Hello. Hello. Hello. Is that Isha? Yes, speaking. Hi, John. My name's Shane. I'm calling on behalf of. Let Me Think Of. One bye. We need a bit more preparation. To call you back. But do you know why they would have it in places? Like do not answer in a hypothetical role. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Is that Isha? Yes, we can Go fuck yourself. Yeah, you become. You become a robot. When you have a script, you become a robot. The thing I used to hit the most but button in the call centre is that you would only get 5 minutes for to go to the bathroom and it would take you, take you a minute, take me a minute to walk to the bathroom and a minute back. Because you were fat. So no, because that's how far away the bathroom was. We went to the Wetherspoon.
So if I needed a shit I have 3 minutes to do the shit and then if you if you were late for your. How long would you like ideally? I mean, I managed to get it down. An exact science if need be. Bullshit yourself. You want more than that? Yeah. Oh yeah. How long? How long can you do a satisfying shit in minimum? It depends. It depends. Can I tell you 2 minutes? 2 minutes. Really. What are you doing? How? Long do you spend in the bathroom in the morning?
In the toilet. On the toilet. 2 minutes really Max 2 minutes. How long do you spend? What are you doing? You're on your phone, master. Yeah, I'm 20 minutes. No. Yeah, 1520. Minutes too long. 20 to. 15 I think 10 maybe? Pins and needles in your feet. Yeah, that you do get out. Not anymore. You can't feel it. I used to be. Nom yeah, 1520 minutes I'd spend in the morning. I have shit once a day in the morning. OK, what? About the rest of the day.
Don't need to shit. Just in the morning, Yeah, that's healthy. Yeah, just once in the morning. I don't understand because also I we wash. So I think over the years. Do you? Sorry, what? Do you wash your ass after a shit? Hold on in like AB day kind of thing, yeah. Or a bomb gun. Bomb gun. Bomb gun, you know, Have you been to the Middle East? Yeah. They would not use just bomb guns. Is that not free drink? I just put soda water. Yeah, bomb gun. So I've got bomb guns in every
bathroom in the house. Wow. Oh, every, I thought you said. I thought you meant every room in the house. I was. I guess that's excessive. Yeah, everybody. Are you doing any recent holidays this year? I'm going to Portugal and then I'm going. To Malaysia, were you in Villamora? Villamora, Portugal Were you in this month? Portal Albuera Albufeira Albufeira Oh I. Fear a bit roughly. Is it? Yeah. Why I? Don't know, Villamora is closer and it's just a. Better. Have you been to Albufeira?
Yeah. And what? What's rough about? I've been the stag there. Did you? Maybe that's why it was rough. And one of the guys we're with got bottled and denied that he got bottled. And we were like. Bottled by Who can see? The bottle by an angry man. For what reason? Another guy from Northern Ireland. Genuinely, that he didn't know. So what isn't it is rough is because there's. Other. People there exactly he got bottled he was like no didn't everyone's like made a bottle in
your. Head I don't think the Northern Irish people see me as one of their own. Come on. Yeah, I don't think. I think when we're out there. One more part appearance. Yeah. And suddenly I'm in. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, there's an Old Town in Newtown. The old times, all right. Sorry, how many towns are there? The Old Town in the Newtown town in Albufeira. Oh, there's the Old Town, Newtown. Go to the. Go to the old time. In. The New Times a couple of nightclubs.
Yeah, OK. No, I don't think you'll like it. Are you a cubby person? No, no. Are you used? To it used to be. I used to be, but yeah. As much as anybody like. But I didn't. I didn't love it, I suppose. Yeah, but there. But like not. But is that the case here? Like you see in Glasgow, there's these places, no and all the younger people go and it's like it's just a bar like we're like someday by guitar know that. And it's like, but it's open
till 3:00 in the morning. So instead of like being a nightclub environment, it's just like a bar environment that's open nightclub others. Did you used to go to the arches? Yeah, I went a few times for the garage before it shot. Yeah, the garage, it would go all. These clubs in Glasgow. The arches was like a big I was, I've never been a big drugs guy or whatever, but when I was about 1819 it was still open and it would be. Evidenced by you saying drugs
guy. It was a big, it's a big waving place and all that stuff and it was like you get shut, shut down. But that was. Wasn't there an Elvis in the Picklewood? Mario and like a pretend ceremony. I think they would do different nights there. So I think that may have been one of them and you could do that kind of stuff and there's a bouncy castle and all this kind of shit. But no, that was fun. There's a glass was good for the night in the garage and all that
sort of stuff. There's good night club sale and it was fun. But like, I mean, I don't know my. I'm glad that I'm too old for it now because I just couldn't handle anymore. No such thing mate. You still going? Oh yeah, last one of the last times I went out clubbing I got fingered in the mouth. You get fingered in the mouth. Yeah. So it got to about 4:30 in the morning. Well, she would say, someone put their fingers in your mouth, you got. Actually, they're called them Torpedo.
Yeah, I got finger in the mouth. It was 4430 in the morning and I still wasn't done because I'd already had some MDMA, so I wanted to continue. We'll pretend we know what that is. Fun stuff and and and I wanted to go to this other bar, other club in club. We're, we're, we're in London. I was in London. We're in fairness. No, no, in Venice that that wasn't open to 18. I have been there on this. Difference. It's crazy. There was a club fair. Enough. In fairness, it's a place in Clapham.
It's like a club that's good. That was that remained me. A lot of ones in Glasgow actually. Oh really? Yeah, Venice is a bit like Scatty, but there's this club, I can't remember the name of it, open till 8:00 in the morning. So at 4:30, I'm outside the club that was in the Old Street, and this guy comes up to me and he goes, do you want some blue MDMA? And I said yeah. And he goes, open your mouth, all right? And he got this, like, paste and
he put it on my tongue. And I sobered up immediately. I still don't know what it was. It made you sober up on the fact that he put it on your tongue. The fact that I felt his finger on my tongue sobered me up immediately. His big black finger. See, see if you if you if you just put your hands out like that, you obviously had your tongue stuck. So. Does he say anything? He just gives you and he walks
away? Yeah, that was like one time in London. I was waiting for a tube and an older guy came up doing one of the first time I was in London. So I was obviously like, completely freaked out at how big it was and the scale of it and all this kind of thing. And a guy in a satchel and a scarf came up to me and said, what parent did you get that top lip from? And I was like, huh? And then he walked off. That's amazing. What parent did you get that top lip from? Yeah, it's assuming.
Do you? Have a good top lip. No, no, I never had the moustache, but like what Peter uses Chinese. What parent? Yeah, my father is Jing Wu. Yeah, you have a good top there. Thank you. Yeah, Cupid's bow. Yeah, very. Nice. What does that mean? Cupid's bow. You have one too. I know because I've just looking at you on my eyes. Some like me, but I don't like it. You know what? This is such a homoerotic podcast. I really love it. I. Don't like you? Don't like the interview of
things? No, it's the wee, the wee bump that comes down in the middle I don't like. Is that what it's called? A Cupid's Cupid. 'S bow, yeah. See I've I've. Never. It's useful to have that little dip though, isn't it? When you're like what? What when you're kissing? Why is it useful? Because you can grab their bottom lip with it. Sorry, sorry, sorry. When you when you having this week groove in your lip. Yeah, because of the dip that you get. Yeah, when you're kissing
someone. You're a beta and you talk about, you know, a. Little bit of biting, but then you use the dip to keep dragging the lip after you've kissed them. I mean. So. You tell us that we are, we are good castles because. So it's a kiss with a little bit of a bite at the end. Yeah, a bite and a pull at the end, Yeah. A bite and a poo? Yeah. How far are you going? Drawing blood? No. All the way until he does the torpedo. That so. You just create enough to reach
your finger and. How do you how do you not kiss passionately? No, no, no. That's it. Did you get told how you do that in private school by any? Chance if you didn't do a question. I am well. I was voted most likely to remain a virgin at 24 relievers ball. Who's voting for that? The other students. That's cruel even have that. And then leave. US ball sounds like losing your virginity. Everyone did. I was the anyone in my year who hadn't had sex at that point.
Well, yeah, I had sex 18. To be fair, prime candidate for the award with our back story. Yes, and so I it honestly fucked with me so much. That's so much pressure though. Yeah, yeah. So at university I found a book about the female sexual anatomy and genuinely started studying it in preparation for when hopefully the moment would come. Hopefully in my 18th year. Do you know who? No one's common. When the guys read a book on female anatomy. You're not making anybody come.
Oh. Book let me tell you something when you take an academic interest no In the female anatomy, no. There are parts of the labia that are defined in this book that you can then. And. Tell me. More so, I studied. Studied for three months aged 18, University at 21. I finally got to use my knowledge and it was glorious. You had a three-year degree reading one fucking book. The practical exam was weird. So give us one move. Give us a move that me and Martin need. Give us a move.
Do. On me if you want. What's a? What's a neglected move? Too many men when they are, shall we say, fingering a woman. Shall we? We shall. We shall for whatever better phrase. Yeah, are doing a kind of piston, A piston movement that adds nothing to the woman's sexual pleasure because the woman's. Just, I don't know, you mean yeah. Just in and out because a woman's erogenous. And you're genuinely. Interested there? A woman's erogenous zone is in
the roof of their vagina. Yeah, so a calm Heather movement is always. You're dropping a calm Heather. Yeah, calm, Heather. Movement just gentle. This. Bring it on. Yeah, bring it on. It seems like you're working with quite a a field of depth there. No, no, yeah, yeah, just the two fingers. But this this kind of slow come hit her and eventually. They heard that Abu Hamza. But yeah, that's that's the move out in part amongst you young young bucks. Thank you Sensor. You're welcome.
I'll tell you that's right. I was a I'm trying to get away from this type of lifestyle right, but I'm still single day in the moment and basically like we will go right at the I was a lassie. We had a couple of drinks. What's the dog? She invites me. Come on. Come on. It'll be another one of your exes. Come on. But so we're inside the taxi, right? We've had a few drinks and
stuff. We're going back to hers and she like, takes my hand and she starts kind of putting it like up a leg and then upper Scott, right, which I would have found pretty hot if I wasn't at the time, still having a conversation with the taxi driver. We oh. So then I'm and there's will. You sat behind the taxi driver or. I'm diagonal. She's she's behind them. I'm diagonally. So I'm looking at him in the
back and he's one screen mother. Yeah, My fingers are there and I'm like, yeah, no, the tone's not been as busy since a pandemic. Man has a yeah, yeah. OK. Is that the rate is that is that they come have a moment And it was so crazy. And then it was like, but the longer I went on, it was so surreal because he was keeping the chat up. Yeah. And I was like, I was at first I'm thinking like he I just need to make sure he doesn't notice that some kind of like trying to make sure like she's.
Not doing. No that. Wouldn't be obvious, sorry. 2 seconds mate. I know it was. It was so strange, right? That's why I need you. But then like, I was just like, the longer the journey went on, the more I started to realise he obviously has noticed and he's just he. Was he was wanking at the same time? That's not a handbrake his hands on them, but I'm like and then I think he was just keeping the conversation going because otherwise he had to have felt like, you know, to address it a
lot. They said at that point, just so you know, mate, you can't eat that in here. Do. What I think? Keeps the side, no food or drink. I say, well, she's got a great fine 200 lbs so there's. I think him and her are married and this is a racket. They have gone. That's what they get off on. Have you seen her since? Fake taxi? I haven't. Yeah, she doesn't sound like wifey material. She was very, very nice. I might do lotteries tonight. Yes, my jump on. Come on, do it. I like the idea of.
Do the thing. I like the idea. Of it, yeah, I think it'd be really fun. So yeah, and I think we should, in fact, it'd be really fun is if if we're all doing 10 minutes each, we continue the previous person set and fuck with the audience. OK, well, I'm going to end on that thing getting better, so good luck with that. He gets his PowerPoint out. Some notes you've got a Belfast tour show. Yeah, is this Sunday, so I don't know if that's all by by then. 15 was it good? It was brilliant.
So did you. Have a good time. Amazing. No, I'm a I've been on here until about. I'll be back at some point. I'm doing the festivals the next big thing for me as well. I've also got tickets for bombing them in Brighton later in the month. Just put your website in the description website. Will that have everything? On it absolutely in Glasgow, obviously I'll be doing some shows over the summer there, so check out.
So please do it and I've I suppose I can just put my podcast as well, actually some laugh, which hopefully we'll have shown on at some point when you're over on the Glasgow to check that out if you, if you are a fan of podcasts. Put all that in the description. OK. I'm writing a musical at the moment. Fuck off, come Heather the Musical. That would be sick. No, it's Abrahams or the music. Abrahams are come say that you have you hooked.
I'm not touring for a little while yet, but just follow me, have fun. I I'll be doing stuff. Are you writing a musical? Yeah. About can you put the description of the book he's talking about and the the show? Yeah. What is the musical about? Yeah, it's about the 1775 Battle of Plasse. Follow up questions please. Like what? What is that?
OK, so in 1775 the British East India Company just over a part of India for the first time after the Battle of Plasse and thus began their process of colonisation of India. It is a Blackadder type. Look at that time period. Raj, is that what they were called? The Raj, Yeah, but they weren't the Raj at the time, they said. Yeah, of the Raj of. The Raj Yeah, guarantee of the Raj is happening. And it's going to be a musical.
Yes. Comedy. Musical. Comedy musical in the vein of Book of Mormon meets Hamilton. Will you be in it? Yeah, I don't want to be in it. Can I be in? I don't. I don't want to be in it. Can you do accent? Can you, can you go? Yeah, yeah. And you look more like them and then. What's your English accent like? Do do say something like. It depends whereabouts in English joint me to be. From say say, bring that here, boy. Bring that here, boy. That's not too bad. Bring that here, boy.
Bring that here, boy. Oh. That's good. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Could be good. Say, yeah, OK, that's good. Yeah. Nice, I could be in it. You would look you do look like. I could. You could easily play a coloniser then and then yeah. No, he's too thin. He's good. Yeah, he's too thin. You're too thin for that. What about if I play like a mysterious Chinese merchant? And bring it silk and spices. Yes, yes, I just show up for a couple of lines talking about silks and spices. Right.
What I'd like you to do is in a in your best East Asian say. Where's East Asian? Like China, Vietnam, that part say don't put milk in our tea. Now is this acting? Acting, yeah. So we're not doing like a comedy thing. You're acting. You want me to just act? Yeah. Who was the guy that played a role years ago? Really famous. That really? Yeah. Obviously hanging in Genghis Khan. John Wayne played Genghis Khan. So it's been done before I do this.
It's been done, yeah. Yeah, by one of the greats. By one of the greats, So what? Do you want me to say? Just say don't put milk in our tea. Right, if I do this, I'm not doing over exaggerated thing, I am just trying to do. It yeah, you're and you're yeah. So don't put milk in our tea. That's all I got to say. What I love is the podcast has ended basically, but we are not putting this version on his own absolute. Don't put milk in our tea. Yeah.
Don't put milk in our tea wasn't over the top. It wasn't exaggerated. Yeah, it's good. It was also Japanese. Don't put milk in our tea, Don't put tikka in our dear same. I'm never getting on Saturday night.