Separate welcome to this episode of the two with me podcast with me she and Todd couple couple of things to. Plug. Before we get into. The the the ship. That episode don't got yet. We are in the waterfront hall 29th. 30th of N1 sold out. The other one has some tickets left which I know the 30th sold
out. 29th is just about sold out. 29th sold out some single seats left 30th still has some availability to be stand up beforehand the Patreon as well patreon.com says to me podcast bonus episodes Monday live stream on a Friday. It's a good time over there. And the rooster Willy T might might be. It'll be up soon, if not already, but what is out now is tickets for stars in their eyes. Stars in your eyes, Round two, bigger and better. Stars in their eyes. Stars in their eyes.
He hates up, he hates it. Stars in their eyes. But we also see stars in your. Eyes Yeah, it's like that praise guy and everybody says the. Praise Guy so tickets are available. For that, Patty McConnell. But it's Patty McConnell. Patty O'Donnell. I never recall the fucking. Property, the thing that you are. Cheers, Marley. No, the we dead stars in your eyes. Last year at the Limelight, it was a great success. People fell out, people took a thick, people were crossed the
way. Hey, who do you think someone was in the top three and then got told by everyone you shouldn't have been in the top three And he was upset. It wasn't me and it wasn't Willie. It shouldn't have been. That it was the guy who did the 9 minute medal. Every time I say that I had a minute, you know what? Because it cracks him. Up. You know what? Connor Keys deserved to be in the top three. And you know who else? And and I don't want you to take it. Well, I disagree.
And you know who else? Dave Elliott. Dave yes, Kezie vocally absolutely in top three, but I don't think it was the moment. I don't think the song was getting people going. Everyone's like, that's great singing and it's a good song. Look. See, it's not. A day the person who should have won it, won. Agreed. And I said that when I was on the set of stage and annoyed somebody asked who put in furnace. Who was it Butler? Well, who was it? Butler. I think Butler was a wee bit I
was. So look what what we're saying is there's politics, there's tension, but we're doing in the Ulster Hall, we're going way bigger and and it's going to be a good time. Do you know what it is a good time to? People don't realise that like genuinely, it's better for us than a gig. Oh the nerd. It's way more nerve wracking. No, but it's better for us to like the crack, yes, yes, because of the gig. We're used to doing that all time, whereas that's a wee bit different.
It's even like the boxing to be a bit different, you know what I mean? But this is no one's getting hurt doing this. Why not? What date is it? What can I just do? A boxing and stars Nice. So like the top 2 bit the football each? Way. Well, if you and another person are doing the same artist, that's the only way you're going to settle it at the end. If you spoke with, I don't. Think he would fade me? What date is it going to be? Wednesday the 18th of December.
Wednesday the 18th of December. Links in the description Comedian Stars in Your Eyes will be charity prizes. Currently, tickets are only available. On Patreon he needed a sugar so. Tickets only will be drunk. I offered to go back down and get you a. 100% no, not blaming you. Cheers. Is that all we need to pump and then manscape? Look, shave your bollocks, shave your bollocks. Look, if you've hurry, bollocks, shave your bollocks. We all shave our bollocks, yeah? Shave each other.
You and Willie, I don't know what she's doing to. Her, on to her. He can't like he can't, so we have to do it for him. What you mean you see him with his hand? They can't, but he could. He could fix it somehow. You know, like people are go pros in their heads. I think you could. Do so. I don't know. You can see it like. You can definitely see it. Yeah, yeah. And he gets tired like. Yeah, umm, look, all the comedians are smooth or very
smooth down there. We know we all use Manscape production, Manscape sponsor, a lot of podcasts sponsoring us since the start. The links in the description we love all the manscape stuff, especially when we're travelling. We're on tour and Paddy's right, me and Willie just back from Cardiff and we we, we shaved each other up. We're in the same room, but. What products do you really like? Oh, the lawnmower 5.0 Have you tried that one?
The new one. Well Paddy, I thought the 4.0 was brilliant and I said I can't talk this, but then they brought it to 5.0. I shaved my arm of it from a tattoos, you know what I mean? Yeah, half. That's what it's for. Well, not what it's for. No, well, it is. You can use your friend, I think. Like I've shaved my dog with it, do you know what I mean? Yeah. That's what I call them Deck. The dog slobbery. Which sometimes barks and people see the fence slobbers quite a
bit. And you let strange men pet it. If they ask nicely, yeah, of course do. Does your dog bait and we only treat? Manscape.com you just go to me for 20% off ratio. Get the ball dealer, you get the. You get the ball toner, you get the underwear, you get the nose Clipper. Fucking unreal. Yeah, Berlin. Berlin, probably. Umm, my guest today is Paddy McDonald. Can I tell you something right now? A colour suits. You think so? Shockingly well. Does it?
Yeah, full of compliments. Brings out your eyes. Full of compliments. Never actually noticed your eyes before. No, I can't get out of them. I've really in blue eyes. You what? Radiant blue. I thought you said red and blue eyes. I'll. Be late. I've seen proper thing, yeah. Umm, years back from Ibiza. Amazing. You love it. Fucking love it. Every year I say I'm going to go to your beef and we have to never do it now you said last time you were on the pod you'd
been invaded to go on a stag. That wasn't it. Right, I thought that was it. Everybody thought that was it. Right. And I was like you've done them here because you've taken the money, gone on the stag and you're not with them at any point of the trip. No, you did it be the the more laid back way. No, no. No, fuck. So last time you were in Ibiza, you said you had a few drinks but you were taking it easy and this this time you're not taking it easy. I didn't take it easy at all.
Even last time we didn't like when I arrived. I was straight in the nightclub on the Wednesday night. Eden Judge dudes was on. Maggie Woodale was there. All the fucking people Brandon from being perfect and all we're fucking just went mod just drinking like just fucking had a full night of it back in the 6:00 in the morning. Get up at 2 went for a walk, had a bit of tapas and pump back again. Other side of the island went to Pasha. Male seed was on Robin suits
fucking on rail. What the fuck was male seed? She said, she said DJ. She's fucking brilliant. No one. 100% listen all the DJs I know are like she's shit. She's really not. Did she drop any spice quarters in the set? She does vocals, but it sounds like her vocals. I don't know what way she mixes it in, but it's not a full set of the Space Girl songs. Like she does a bit of it, but she's fucking very energetic. Very, very good. It's just sporty space.
Listen, I remember years ago I was going West girl, I was about 1415 space girls with and we were sitting in her house. First time I met her ma, she's like, here's a question for you Paddy, which one's your favourite space girl? I went sporty space and she went, why her and I went that's her ma Tiaska. 2 Emil. No, no, I'm trying to fucking turn it off. Stop. It's took a photo of the fucking screen. This is the most all man thing I've ever seen in my entire life from the ringtone. Phone.
Execution. That phone, that phone gets me in fucking trouble. Swear to God, but Escard escard text. Big massive fun. You can get 2 words on the screen. I said card Frampton, somebody's phone number and he says you just sent me that the way my dad would. It was a screenshot. Of their number. And he's like, that is no use to any fucker. You can go in and hit share and fucker. And I was like. Oh, my dad will take a picture of his iPod, a message on his iPod, but he you take a picture
on his phone and send me that. Yeah, instead of the message. Instead of the message. So, umm. I just got his math, just like which is your favourite space girl? And I said sporty space and she went why her and I went, 'cause she can get her legs right above her head. Our relationship didn't last time. I didn't know she could do it. Oh fuck gosh she doesn't. The video. She fucking lifts her leg right. Up she we've said it before, we're talking about who was the sexiest space girl.
She I found her a lot like. I did. I really liked her. But seeing later years, I think Mel B. Something about B schools. She's wild. Yeah, think that's what is the her. They tried to make her straightener her, you know? Oh yeah. And then they were like getting along a bit, some of the space. Do you know this? What do you mean? I've heard the rumours like. No, no, but they said they said it. Anger was male B Scary spaces. Mel B She said it on a chat show or something.
Should be interviewed that her and Jerry were seeing each other and then Jerry was raging apparently because you don't want people to know. It's like you, Willie. Like yes, that's a well known. Yeah, yeah, it's a well known thing within the. Grocery in a sore relationship. Yeah, yeah, you ask for the next couple of months, but. Yeah. You know it is what? It is. Tell you what, I'd happily be in a rich It will. He's a gentleman. She on tour. Great company.
Everybody wants a gentleman. Some people want to wait a month. Yeah, no, he's like it. Crazy. He's I'll tell you what, he's looking good. Do you think so? He showed up at the airport on Tuesday for us going to Cardiff and I said you look like you have AI philtre on you to take 10 years off your age. He says to me when you're on the pod of days, like Shane's nose and like, man, that's not nice. So that's not very gentleman. He's a weef, he's a wee boss.
I've always said that he's a wee bastard willing to and. I was like, well, he doesn't like it. I was like, it's not Shane. Shane doesn't like like most people don't like getting told off because you take a bit of a parade in your parents to. Get told off. Like like getting told something like that. No, I, I, I do. Does I do? Who does? Yeah, but it is funny sometimes. But I just didn't know. Do you know who you do look like? There was a defender for Bruce
your Dortmund the other night. Fucking like I know you look Slaughter back, slaughter back. In my head I can't think what he looks like but that'll live around free my head because he it sounds like someone I would look like. It just, I was like, he's like, that's. One of the you bring him up. Good looking fellow. Yeah, I know. I don't Look, I I do take pride in my appearance. But the other side of that is I live off jokes about it. I can take jokes about it no
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I'm Diana. I've got butlers die. Yeah, yeah, he's put me on there. Yes, colour. Yeah. Are you done? No. Does it just go blonder in the summer? It does but then I get a few greys. That's why I keep it short on the back and sides. Pro tip. And what did you like? 36 it's. Not. Getting great. We're getting old, mate. If you had a beard, you would see them first. I think you'd see them, yeah. Like a badger. But do you like it though you bit of grey? I prefer the beard went all grey.
Yeah. So it's not ginger. Yeah. Yeah, because soon I think ginger about me, but everybody goes you're gender and I'm like. Nah, if you're beard ginger. 02 TOE 100%. No, you're boobs that. Was my nickname. Why Ginger pubes 100%? Oh, you do have Ginger. Pubes. Oh, so you used to have blonde hair and ginger pubes and people used to call me two toe? Right. Like when you play football and stuff. Christine Broers people had seen it, Yeah. But they're ginger.
But you, you, you cut them. Ah, but nobody knows now because man skipped the bollocks out of them, yeah? Man skipped the bollocks out of them. So tell me more about Ibiza. Where you stay in in the Old Town or in the new time? San Antonio, right? So yeah, always stay in San Antonio. And I was not too far away from Motion Beach. Who you away with? I'm not. Telling you. You away with elite elites, no? Just not saying is this. Some sort of deadly party
situation? Who you away with then, then? In some local celebs. Then, then. People from Be Perfect, Mickey Muddell was Who's this crew you're on the boat with? No, you've changed, Patty. I've changed I Maggie Modell. That's fucking changing it totally. Cornet's famous. Patty's in all White Party out in Ibiza. Mickey Muddell. Why can you not tell you on the pressure? We but. They're coming for you $0.50 going to put no popes about. All I done was read the big well, no sick.
That was wild. What's up? Just at anytime $0.50 talks about Diddy, he's done so much damage to him it's unbelievable. 50 Cent people would. Love themselves but. Oh no, of course. But like 50s just. Got A50 doing it made the FBI then investigated or do you think it's one of them once
where they're like let's. Go, I'd say they were going to invest in, but say it gets more people talking about it and then when everyone's in, when's he going to get investigated and there's more pressure on them to do the investigation. But let's go back to who you were hanging about with. An Ibiza. Can't say was it? Was it a bether? Was it nailed? Was a bether, Yeah, Daphne bether. It is an island, but Daphne isn't. So you were just to confirm you were on an island?
Yes, in the Mediterranean, yeah. Right. And everyone. In Island, now you know what? I know that right? OK every night so. You're on an island like you've always been on an island, yes, so. Were you going for it every night? Yep, you can't go or not. Do you know what I mean? See. You know, the way people watch the sunrise. Yeah. Is it? That's not Cafe Del Mar, No. That is same thing, right? Right. Oh, the watch of sunset.
That's the thing. I was going to say I'd go, but I would get up early to go and see it instead of staying up all night. I get up at six or something, go down and see it. The thing about it is if you're going to Ibiza then big club for fuck's sake. Are you taking? Are you delivering for a Chinese at the? Moment, for fuck's sake, everybody's fucking up on me. I'm turning us off here. He's doing Apple Pay. Hello, phones for you. Yes. How's it going? God knows what celebrity that is Phone.
Them they must know. Party delete all pictures on your phone. Bar and best Megan Mcdell says get left it. Party, I love you, but I would love it if it came out that there was a big group. Use all local local celebrities. For what? Whatever freaky parties. I love parties. What would be a? Freaky party here. What would be a freaky party here, right? Well, the venue. It would have to be somewhere like a wee bit like Daddy's daddy has more parties at his mansion. More like a not like the
Merchant, but somewhere. What's that Rabbit Hotel? What do you mean? What is it? Just I don't know anything about it but. You just said, what is it, a rabbit hotel, right? That's as much as I know about. It's a party there and you and your mates. What do you know about the Rabbit Hotel? Like you seem to know something. I don't know anything about it. That's when.
But it sounds like somewhere people be like, we're at the Rabbit, Paddy's partying at the Rabbit, and you and your mates, whoever they are, these showbiz figures. Yeah, You just pick it out and I don't know what happens. She's just, you know, you do turn the electric off and then it's in darkness and whatever happens happens and user all there you Frank Mitchell Bara best Paul Rankin celebrity chef. He had to say what he was like. People knew. No, what I mean people are age-old.
No, Paul 21 year old won't know Paul Rankin. And that's no disrespect to the money was definitely some of the best soldiers the country's ever seen. But yeah, I would just, I would, I would find out funny if there was like, you know, a party scene here, you're part of it. Well, it's ready. Do you have a big nose? Yeah, I I honestly would love to go to Ibiza, but I don't know. I just, I couldn't, I could do 2 days of drinking and late night and I thought the novelty would wear all for me.
But was it as as like the last time you went, was that as meant? But like, if we did offseason at the minute, so maybe it's no closing. Parties. Oh the tickets were like serious price when I was there, like €200 until Pasha which was one of dearest tickets. Like and that's a free bar. No, that's just in like if you like the cheapest ticket, if you buy them online early, you can probably get a ticket just into
the venue for €40 or something. If you do it early, but on the door you'll pay 60 to €90.00 each in. And then the drink, like for a fog and lemonade, it's €4749 a drink. That is wild. And then they say they water them down. Well, not water them down, but you. Know they don't want them down because the mixtures like over there they just. Freeport. So it's like a mod, you do get a quarter drink for it like but at the same sense it's not worth. What was the most mental thing
you saw when you were there? This time, yeah, we were sitting, having tapas and this guy, English guy, there was a bunch of fellas from England sitting beside it. But we're all big, like, like, look like world champion boxers, big fucking black dudes sitting at this table. And they were boisterous enough, but like just amongst themselves and this guy can walk on down like a wee beam pole. Wait, guy and he came down, he's like, oh, look at the Iron band.
I've been going mad for 48 hours, 48 hours. And then he's coming around all the tables and there was actually a fella from here with his missus sitting at the table here and he was trying to record them. I was trying to record them. And then these fellas were like, so one of them stood up and went I'm going to the toilet before I
smack him. And then he sat down at the table and that's when I got a record of him and he done like a freestyle rap right till one of the guys and the guy's sort of like. Why are you robbing to me? Yeah, yeah. Out of all the tables while and then he get up and he left and he was walking down your side so he nearly got killed but the fellow from here stood up to go to the toilet while it was happening and behind me was a
window. It wasn't the door and he walked through it, but the drop was like 6 foot. And I just looked and I looked around you and I went, this is a fucking this is a fucking setup. Like there's a camera here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was waiting on Jeremy Beetle coming out. Yeah. It was just, it was so much happened at once. Ibiza with beetle, do you know what I mean? Yeah, and that then your man came back. He was like, I don't know, out of the window. He was like fucking near killed him.
But the I know it was good. So you did what, four days? Four days and I could have done more, like genuinely could have done more. I was loving. I was absolutely limited. Was it like a blow out because you've been? And only do it after do a big show, yeah. That's what I was going to say. But the closing parties, it just did, it worked out to do it this week because October's mental. So it was just like, no, we'll
go now. And there was a cabin and parry thing on, but I got the dates wrong. It was Tuesday night and I went the Wednesday, so I got it wrong. Missed that. But like first night Judge Doodle's, second night went to see Mel C, Robin Schultz, and then the Friday night went to Amnesia, which was just to see Amnesia. It was Italian tag, no? So it was a wee bit. Specialist. Too mental? See, I only know what these places because of Kevin and Perry, go large. Yeah, that movie was.
It's just to say you've been, but out of all the night clothes I've been to, even here, England, anywhere over there, it's completely, it's not sleazy. It's like everyone's just there for a good time. There's no real madness. Yeah, you give it to me nowhere here. You had that element of heroin you from and right. Is that your part? Not. People are going out to fight. It's not like that, right? Yeah. Yeah, Genuinely not like that. Yeah, and more couples are
going. I think that's like, it used to just be large strips or girls strips, Yeah. And now it feels like it's a bit classier. Ocean Beach is a bit of a pose fest. I was going to say I saw you. The story that you put up from there, Yeah. So. Is that like, is it? Are people just going there to take pictures for Instagram and then leave them? That's, that's it's, you know, when you go to nightclub, you sort of like, because one of nights we went to Amnesia, I
didn't really give a fuck. I was wearing like a pink polo, one perfect grey polo. Like it wasn't in colour court, but think of fuck. It was just like won't do for dinner. And then we went. Whereas Ocean Beach, you feel like if they get dressed up, like The funny thing about it was there was a couple of Asian girls come in, obviously didn't know the drill and they were wearing Mickey Mouse jumpers and bum bags and fucking like jeans. And like all the girls had nothing, like practically
nothing on them. You know that way. So it was, it's a post fest. Like you'd get the muscles. And was Wayne Lineker about? Yeah, I'm just standing there like. Is he like the the Emperor? Yeah, right. Sitting there and he has a table and girls were saying. Surely that pool is absolutely stinking. That's the one thing you'd think about you when you're there. But you're right, you know, there's only things you do look at things like that and you go.
But it's more like I think stags and hands go where. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and you book a bed and you do whatever. Was there a lot of people from home there? Why There was 4 girls from Dungevan came over and they were yarn away. They were about our age, so they were yarn away and they were dead on. People from Dungevan are probably just happy to see anyone now because since the road's been changed, when you're driving the dairy, don't go
through dungeon. People from Dungevan, Dungevan you're either a dry liner or in there are maybe both a dry liner. It's like no to put the plaster board up in the walls. And a lot of people in Dungevan do that as a joke. Like unbelievable. Like it's like if you're a dry liner from this country, you're from Dungeon. Why do you think they're producing the I've always wanted to know Why do you think they're producing the best dry liners I. Don't know.
I don't know how. I don't know if there was a mixture of like joiners and then the one didn't tell it and then there's just loads of companies, like most of the Bay. Even when I worked in England, yeah, if you were a dry liner, you knew you would walk up and go Dungevan, they'd go. How do you know? Right. It was just most of them seem to be from Dungevan. Where the best plumbers from? Best Plumbers Belfast you know right Belfast and Bangor. Best Parks?
Die. Die. Joiners. That's a mixture, right? That's a mixture. Yeah, don't given there's like North Korea now, you know, like they make it seem like there's people in, you know, when you drive through it, you know, it's like Kevin in the Home Alone. You know, there's like outlines of people and shop when those and all be like, I know there's nobody in there. Yeah, it's just sad because you just drive through all the time. Yeah, no, it's actually not a
bad place. We were in them, I wouldn't fuck with them like we were in Cardiff. Uh, last No2 nights ago, two nights ago and kneecap were on in the same city same night, which was shit for me. Ticket sales ways, umm, but we went because they were on our flight there and back. Did they offer you tickets? Yeah, we went and. What did you think? I thought. As a neutral As a neutral. I thought it was wild, in a good way.
It was. The venue couldn't have been better for the show they were doing. So it was like if you could picture the old Mandela Hall, but the even with an even lower roof. So you walk in. We were, I said, like my show, probably wrong. They would. 9:45 So we'll get round for the last bit. I know we'll get round for the last bit, but when I arrived at the Glee club, they went everyone's in, you want to just start 10 minutes earlier. So we were like, yes, well, he went on that.
He said I didn't mind, we're finished early, got an Uber rounder and we walked in late. So you walked in and then there was like the doors into the room where it was all on the ground floor. There's some people in the balcony, but it was like the exact amount of people for the event. Like you couldn't have got more, more people person in that's really squeezed in. So we walked up the balcony and watched from there for about 10
minutes. And then I said, I said the Willy. I went, we've got to go down in the thick of this because. Did you go into much but. I want to get no, I was like, we'll stand on the edge because I want to get a sense of what it's like donor musically unbelievable. Listen, see, see, see just the production and the sound and the way. Because sometimes you go and see, you know, you're going to see acoustic music or something, you're like as perfect.
But sometimes the limited times I've been to see like dance music or even rock or anything like that sometimes don't sound brilliant life just because of the room or I don't know the setup. It was unbelievable. It was. It's like the younger ones night like when we used to have mod hardcore raves and we rooms. They got home sweaty and Yep, Yep.
And that's just what it. Is and it's the same thing you were saying about Ibiza. It was everybody was there for a good time, for the music and for a good time. So there was no, because I thought like me as a 36 year old guy, I'm looking down there going, people are going to be fighting in that audience because they're so close together and there's the mosh pit. They're all just, they'll be throwing drinks, everybody.
Was in an electric picnic and it was the first time properly I've seen them, but it was the first time probably seen them, yes. And that was a massive, like, I mean a massive crew. And the thing that for me was seeing all the young ones, because for years, like they look up here, they look down their noses. Whereas here was the fellas from up here on stage balaclavas and most of the audience had balaclavas on, which isn't the fucking IRA wing that people
think. It's just it's like a rebellious thing. And what they've done is down there Irish language is a four subject that you have to do. Whereas now they've made a coup. The they really, they were talking about the Welsh language, so they were talking about obviously eh, Irish language, them relating at the wheels and the crowd absolutely loved it. And it was just, I know I speak to them after and we were on flight the next day and I was like, as a show, it was
unbelievable. It was brilliant. And Nick, they're going to fucking Estonia. And why these be mad places? Yeah. Where they don't speak Irish, obviously, yeah, but it's about the rebellious thing that they have on. And I think if you hit, it's like the Prodigy, it was the rebel. Yes, the one thing I was uncomfortable with is it was a sweat box in there and no wearing coats. Yeah, that's the only thing I was looking at and going. What's happening?
Here, Maggie Modell wears a hooded top, T-shirt and a full jacket until they close. It's rare you see a comedian wearing. Normally we wear AT shirts, maybe a light jacket and we're talking they're up and down bunch and about getting involved. Look at me last year in the Prodigy on stage. It fucking near killed me. Yeah, didn't near killed me in that big fucking. And let me tell you, there was breasts at the show there. Was what? Breasts. What do you mean people?
We operate us. What are you talking about? There was a young lady in the audience gotten someone's shoulders. And just had the top off. Just got just got them out. With a pierced. The angle we were at, we couldn't see and God, God love Willie. He started trying to get forward. The cerebral quality fairly leads you when you need to see a dilly the worst. Thing is, so we were standing like in the back corner, she was about 10 rows. Back at the scene, the outline.
And facing them is enough. But Willie couldn't see over people, so I was just describing to him. I was like, there's someone got their top off and it is trying to bounce up. My thing about that is you could Google tits. I know what to be and get whatever. When it's unexpected. A sank tip or a flice of a bra. It's just like. Oh, there was no bra. No, but you know. What I mean, it's like, like, and then you see them, it's no big deal. Like, yeah, yeah.
Do you know? But it's just one of them things. It's just, you see it and you're like, fuck yeah. Men are fucking weird. But it was, it was just, it was funny. The difference between a music concert like that and stand up, Yeah. Like, how horrified would people be if you're stand up somewhere? They did so. I got a copy at one time maybe. What? Where was it? In Australia. Right. Where was he? In the audience. Front row. And did he address it or did you just look down and see it there?
He just had it out. He had sent me a message but he didn't see it. And has he gone? Treasure is down now. He just had it hanging out. And can you describe it from what you remember? It looked like a Dick. Yeah, was it, was it impressive? This is what I don't he drew a dagger on. I like that. So that was the thing that was a homage to me. You know what I mean? Yeah. And did you then address did you say like right? Did he put it away? I. Didn't say anything.
I let him keep it. He wasn't stealing the show. I knew what he wanted to do. He wanted to stand up and turn around. And I was like, no, ever, ever address it that way. Yeah, but afterwards he wanted to get a photo with it out. And I was like, no, no, it's not happening, you know, And I think when we were getting the photo, it was, it's the one photo where I'm, I guess so because he's me, he's going to pull it out, right? But he didn't. Yeah, no, the show was
brilliant. It was no, I I glad to picnic blew me away. I was just like, I get, I get why the young ones are. In Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and they're fucking smashing it all over the fucking but. Again, the I couldn't say to them, but it was like how? Old Willie Willie says that he like he says he thought it was going to be more pro area and all I was going. That's not what it's about. From what we were there, there was no. It's not what it's called. There was actually no mention of
politics. I'm not saying there wasn't, but I'm saying when we were there a lot of. Their show, like there was a thing about Palestine and about there being a ceasefire and the call for that at the start, but none of it's about, if you hear their songs are actually talking about being hoods. Yeah. Yeah. More so than fucking rah, Yeah. So it's it's good to see. It's just good to see.
So beta was good and then what do you and then you've got SSE, which already have done by the time this comes out you. Should have me on last. Week. I know, I know. But sure, I was in the beef. Did you have a good time doing SSE do you think? Do you know? And all I say is it's just feels weird because every year now it's been Lame Night, Ulster Hall, Waterfront, SSE and everybody's going Oh yes, I see. But I think like a deck do you, But it's like.
Do you mean it's weird that I feel that feels normal? It's like I don't have the same, like fuck me, I'm doing the SSE even though I'm doing it because. You've done it. Yeah, because I've done it. But it's not, I'm not taking it any less. I'm taking it serious, you know, but. There's no there's no bigger indoor venue you can do so you can't. You can't only go up to a point. I just think it's because I haven't changed venue. Yeah. I think it's just one of it's
took it that way element. But then that's why I like sometimes dropping down just smaller venue with a bigger run of shows because because there there actually are there's places we haven't done and you could do some kind of residency in it. Not I like the idea. The excitement of one big night is is brilliant and it's really hard to top. But like sometimes when you do a smaller menu and you do a runner shows, you love it. They're bad. Like there's more connection at
the show or something. Yeah, I'm not too worried about recording this one this time because I'm like, if I'm going to record this one, I'll do it in a smaller. Venue. Yeah, yeah. You know, because we've done the recording, the waterfront, and the guy with the funny laughs in the front row and fucking ruined it. That's right. Could you hear him at the time it just happened? He was right by word than Mike the crowd. Every two months. And it wasn't a punch like.
It was like, it was like perfect, yeah, there was no ad like from the show. And then it was just like, people are going to turn this off because of the laugh. And that's what people were saying they were like. Can't watch it? Because of this game. But nobody addressed it on the night, you know, nobody said stop laughing. This guys fucking. Maybe he was sitting there with the girl.
That's what you didn't tell. And I heard the laugh and I literally fucking went like, where is this fucker? Yeah. And then he didn't hear it again after that. I think that's better to do to to record it in a like do the big show and then do the taping of it. Yeah, and somewhere like Theatre de Mille or something that's. I think it's wherever you're comfortable with. Like theatre de Mille was unreal, really enjoyed. That you know what's class with that? It's like a mini opera, isn't?
That it's fucking it's just the shape of it or drop. It's it's every time I've played, it's just being like, I really loved it, you know, it's just people go, where's your favourite? I hate that question. You know what? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, where's your favourite place to gig? And you're like, I can't really answer that. But because your tour never you, you wouldn't be going back
anywhere you didn't like. So you're basically being like, I like all these venues and in any night one could this one could be the best one. Yeah, that one might be the best one. Yeah, like Portaferry is great. I don't think it's the best like for sound. No, no. It's not that great. And people are sitting in hard seats. That's one thing. When I went to Australia, I healed that they were putting metal seats out. I want the audience to be comfortable.
Yeah, yeah, I think the audience to have a fucking comfortable seat, you know what I mean? And it's not obtainable in some places but. Yeah, I think I'm going to shoot the show at the minute in them in a wee small theatre down South somewhere. Just go somewhere different. Yeah, because I did this with the last year's One Libraries and I'm about to put that out soon. But I like just doing a taping of doing early in the late. Yeah. And that's the best thing.
Why don't search just because the audience is different? Yeah, just because there's less chance they've seen the material or whatever I've done. But, and there's a theatres place called the Wheel Theatre in Wicklow that I'm trying to get for and apparently it's. Do you know the way people love, umm, do you know the way the courthouse in Bangor?
People love it because of where it is and people go and see anything not to disrespect our shows or people will just go and see it because they love a night out there. Apparently that's like that there people, people in Wicklow probably live close enough to Dublin to travel to it, but ideally they wanted to come to them. So when you go. I don't think now, but people in Ireland, like in general, it's just that there is people like I have people come from Scotland to go to your SSE.
Yeah. Yeah. Even though you have a gig on in Scotland. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Which you done the O2 recently, didn't you? Yeah. What was it like? Unbelievable. Yeah. Unbelievable. Until it next month. It's like, it's like an Opera House kind of thing. It's old. See when I heard the old 2, for some reason I picture like a more modern venue. But it wasn't. It's just the soul. It's. An old musical and it's brilliant. It's really good. Yeah, I'm doing another 24.
The field close to you? Have you been gigging anywhere recently? You've never gigged before. Let me see. Yeah, I was in Birmingham, Don Herbert's yard. Right. For Freddie Quinn. Birmingham was the only place from last year to and I didn't go back to. Didn't like it? Do you know what? I will definitely, I definitely will go back at some point. But my first impression is it's the grayest place where I've been. My life, it's just grey. Everybody looks sad and no like no one's buzzing.
You should go to that place. Yeah, maybe. It's all brand new. It's in the in the car park where Marks and Spencer's. And The thing is, and it's like an outdoor teepee, right, that they've built. It's like a big shed, glorified shed has two wee outdoor areas for eating right and then holds about 400 people right. And everyone goes to it. And partly the two estates beside it is all like Irish. Right, right. OK, because. Your mom was like 80%.
The audience that's in here would say they're. Irish, Yeah. Did you like it? I loved few, few people booed a couple of things I said, but. That were what? Why would they booed them? As in, were they? Were they I? Was just trying to be risky we but. Yes, I get you. Without actually like directly doing a fucking bit, I'd done something about somebody like was a comment that can relate to that, and they booed that. They booted in the way they were like. Like a panto? Kind of, yes.
Yes, yes. And then another bit just about fucking a bomb or something. What are you? What are you doing after SSE? Are you turning after? That Yep. So going to Dublin next week, the ambassador. Apparently it's unreal. Yeah, it's just it's meant to be in the Olympia. I had to move it down. It's just one of them places. I. Tried to do that with Cardiff where I was there. Yeah, I'm sort of glad I did. Exactly a club. Big. Really big, I know. Oh, trust me.
I done like a club weekend and that and one night was fucking like 100 people and and then the next name was completely sold out, right. It's like two different. Names they all. Why? Yeah. Yeah, because it's also some places they'll put curtains across or they'll it just the room is whatever the room is, so it's hard to get. I felt bad for Willie because if the place is packed, there's already the buzz, but you've got to get it going.
And he's only doing 1520, so by the time he's cooking, he's got to get off. Why is he cooking on stage? You probably just on live live cricket and. You're going anywhere. You're not going anywhere you haven't been. Hopefully get there, Mark, I have the visa. Nice. I'm just nothing's been lined up. Yeah, which is a bit annoying, but hopefully going, they're going to Nottingham and doing like a wee mini English tour. Nottingham Tan and Ware, London Liverpool, Bristol Gigged in
Bristol before. Bristol's an unbelievable silly, so it's brilliant. We're like any anatomy it's still at so that's in November. So it's like just a wee different thing where it's mostly Irish centres apart from Bristol. It's like basement 45 or something as if I know where it is. But yeah, so just try and we different things. And what what, what's happening with the boxing? Is that something you're going to do again? Yeah, it should have been boxing on the 12th October, but I've
done my ligaments in the angle. Right. Where would that be? In the Titanic hotel, thank fuck. Thank fuck you didn't do. Yeah, because the guy was fading just like it was really taking it up. And that's like. I'm not. That's not a lot of break in between. No, the plan is next year that I have a big fade in England and that's it. Right. And then done.
That's it, That's it, done. I just want that one big fade is the plan is to get on the undercard of a big fade and have a fade and that's it. Like like one of the Misfits events or something like that. Now here's what we need to do. Then you need to start planting the seeds where you're going to fight. Yeah. Do you have someone in mind? Yeah, who is Stop our laughs? OK. But he hasn't got back. He hasn't said anything. I think they need to dangle the
carrot in front of him. He's the only one that I know is boxed. Yeah. Freddy said no. Adam Rose said no. Paul Smith just too busy. Yeah, to be involved in anything. But yeah, it has to be an English comedian. Yeah, it has to be England versus Ireland. It has to be a comedy thing like 2. I'll just be, you know. Do you know the level of his experience? I just know that he boxed. Right.
I just know that he trained the box, so he's probably the same sort of level as me. When they did just mean the cooks might. I think they just need to dangle the carrot. That's what they need to do. Like a pussy. Well. He's being a pussy. We tell him it. Have you? How have you gone on to him before you shoot him at the M? What do you say in your DM? I'm on the fuck. I don't understand that. I think you're trying to buck him.
I sort of got I got like Freddie Quinn and stuff to speak to him. And he has like so he knows about it. Yeah. But I think people look at it and go fuck Patty the dagger like it's. Yeah, when Patty the Dagger messages and says Mom the fuck? That sounds like a different offer. But I sort of said. And I'd watch that too. Yeah, you in Dapper Laughs bombing it up?
I'd watch in the Rabbit hotel. I'm like, mourn over Julian Simmons from this night in the Rabbit Hotel, she and Tov was telling me. About Misfits would be would be great, especially in a big venue. You have. I mean has he? You don't know if he's done a Misfits 1 before. I don't know if he, I don't know. He's done a boxing fight, that's all. Right, like a celebrity. So. Yeah, so like the Misfits guys are like, well, who would you
fake? Yeah. And it's going to be this and they have a big Nate plant and there's going to be big. So it's going to be like an Ireland versus England, Ireland versus sort of Scotland, England, Wales, maybe of different celebrities on. So it's just waiting to see if I get them. If you didn't, is there anyone else you thinking of? Schofielder and a boy like that. Too big for Schofield? Yeah, Too old as well. Yeah. Who else is there? It's it's one of like Paul
Smith, probably be the fucking. Top Lenny Henry then Henry knock you out. Think so. 1000%. Big, big. Fella and he gets his rest too. You've seen his Premier Inn. He's over in the meet up. He's rested like he's rested. I no I tell any Lenny take, take any. Probably, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wouldn't have to do much drilling. Trying to think who else? English comedian. English comedy. English or Scottish, I mean, you could have Scottish, you could be Scottish and say they're British. So it's.
I don't know loads of Scottish stand ups. What? Jason Manford. Jason's more in his musicals than fading. The heck? Oh, it's fighting top party. No, I'm just saying I don't. I just don't think that Jason would be that angry type of person. Yeah, you have to have a wee bit of anger and you know. Yeah, yeah. Not taking away from Jason because he's fitting off his back drilling. Jeremy Clarkson. Fuck, I'd knock his company big. I don't give a fuck, I'd knock his content.
Jeremy's got to reach you. I. Don't give a fuck, I'd knock his. Content. He's a He's a farmer, too. I'd not miss content, trust me. Big hands. I. Sure, he smacked up. He hit the producer as well. That's why I'm going. You brought him in for the ring Walk a producer. That's my trainer. Yeah, I'm going to run names by you. You tell me how the fight would go. You've already give me Clarks. This is the thing you don't really know.
Yeah. But if you want like, you have to think you're going to win like. David Mitchell. Knock his Condon. I agree Barry from EastEnders. Knock his Condon. No. I'd knock his. But I'm Barry. Have a gentleman. No knock his Condon. Ricky Gervais. He would give you a good goal. He did it, remember, for Redmond. I think he would give you a good goal. He thought Anthony. He would. He would be one that you would. You couldn't take him lately. I'd say Ricky be one of them.
Once he would fucking, he would learn the art and fucking give you a bloody nose like. Move it. Move this way over here. Yeah, doing something like that. But I'm not, I'm not seen by so many people like there's pressure on that. Listen, if I'm going to do this, like it has to be proper, cap, proper get ready for it. And like, not fucking up, Yeah, banging out. I'm gonna bang like proper fucking. Let's do the business. No fucking about like Maggie and
fucking your mom the bird. You're in. What do you mean in your comfort? You think this would be a different? Yeah, I found it hard after the first round to hit Maggie anymore. I did, yeah. And I think the buffers felt the same way. Yeah, because we're in a sense. Do you know what? I mean, I, I, I, I don't miss not doing, I never, I thought I'd change my mind and be like, I'd love the love to do it again. I knew when you said it, I thought you were bring it this year.
I would I would just be thank you. I would just get further and further away from everyone they do training was I will still I keep saying I'll go back and do the training a well at some point. But massively improved this year. But the movement everything like it all seemed to click with the issue. I still feel like I'm more covered from the fact. You know, I didn't have that much time because I had no feet. Yeah, I went on holiday and then fucking hurt myself. But no excuse.
Just like I'm that proper scrabbling. Yeah, that that was a proper Scrabble. When they did the touch close, I thought it was touching close. And he fucking 32 of me. Oh, imagine. Yeah, I saw that. Because you do. You'd obviously touch two. Stone on me and that's a. Take a step back and. Then that's a big difference, yeah, which me and Mickey were similar. Was there anything said after that You say why you do it or anything? No. I wanted a scrap. He said it was going to be a
dirty fight. He was the one said that. He says he's going to help me out in the first round and that's the first time he's fought. He had knocked somebody out. You sure used a knife. That would be a dirty fight. Didn't need to. I busted his face. I had a Matt Hardy grew her seen his wig. Yeah, I only knew about it because you're talking about it. How? The fuck? He had something in the Grove,
her like, you know what I mean? Technically I should be punching every call then instead I'm going to Turkey. For UMM, for Dapper Laughs and you do the ring walk with like a roll neck black sweater on. Remember, he got counsel and then he went Newsnight. And he had the roll neck. And he had the roll neck on being like dead serious talking about his. You would come across some word roll neck. I don't know if you would. I'd wear a roll neck, Yeah, not as much, but I would have.
When it comes in the winter, I like I don't like a cold neck dinner. Nah, get a scarf. I know. But now I like I, I like, I think a role in that kind of jacket looks good, but I think too many people wore them now. The point where I I don't wear them as much used. To wear them back in the day to hey love but. Oh yeah, toothpaste was good for that. People used to Nothing's good, it just you just have to write it. Love Bite was such a good idea at the time.
And then just the worst the next day. OK. Also, there was nothing sexual, but we're just sitting there like, and then you thought the first one you got, you're like, Oh, yeah. Everybody love. Boys, what do I think? And it was the worst that you don't see as many of them. Or maybe it's because I'm not looking at children's necks, but you don't see as many. That's a good thing. That's a good thing. These guys are.
You said that like fucking like, no. I'm saying I'm not looking to see if they're there. Somebody who looks at next would say that's what I mean. No, but you don't say that used to. I feel like everybody my age. You're probably not teenage Tesco's and youth clubs anymore. No, I'm there. I'm just not looking next. You know what I mean? You just, that's why you're not seeing them as much. You're just not Willie. Willie T seems like the type of it. Still. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I will.
He would. Well, he would give you 1. Not even actually What? About a little bit. There's no doubt, There's no doubt If I said well, he just for a laugh, give me a lot. I used to suck people's eyes. You told me about that and I still don't really. It's a lot of bed on your eye. Yeah, but it's not a great. Look, no. It was like. When I was in New Zealand, I burnt my eyelids, Remember I was the worst look. Of the kids next. Dad, he's looking at me again. My you gonna go back to
Australia? Yeah, can't wait. I miss Australia. Oh, it's fucking unreal. I really loved it. Like, yeah, And I didn't realise how much I loved it until I got home. Yeah, it's a cracking place. It is New Zealand and 5050 on whether I'll go back really. I did a Monday night and it was the last night of our tour and that night we were flying home and whether it was going to be a 27 hour flight. So there was the buzz wasn't there.
I mean, well, he gave it everything and we just couldn't get it going and it was like maybe 180 seater or something. We had maybe 70 in and we just. Jake, It was maybe a Monday night too for them. I think if it had been a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, it's a better show, but that's still not an excuse. I just felt that was flat and it's a long way to go because you're doing all the cities in Australia and they're obviously. People have no idea. Like the the the says yeah, like.
Proper but the first time you're there you don't care because you're buzzing, they just be there. But if you really worked out how much you'd been travelling and the time zone changes and. I was quite like, because I had me there. Like there was four days and all. I wasn't gigging. Yeah, I got quite a bit of time at the start, Yeah. And I was like. Which you need because the first time I went I said just just put me in.
So when I arrived at a show that night and then the last night I was there was an early she would have 6 so that I get a 10:00 PM flight home. And that was not. It was literally a case of. He didn't have time at all. Go to the airport soon as a walk off stage and they gave me his driver who was ex security forces and he is it the same guy in there. Huh. Great. Yeah. He's way too much for what it needs to be. And you're glad of them, but it doesn't need to be at level.
I asked him backstage. It was like, sure, right here, I can go for a piss. He goes, I've already cleared it. I went. Was it Brisbane? What do you mean? Yes, Yeah. And he took me up to a restaurant through the back door. Did you get talking to him like his stories? Yes, legend. See every single person they give. So you get a Rep in all these cities and they go. He'll take you where you need to go and he'll get you to the venue and anything you need.
This is your your person. I know it all. Everyone they give, I'm telling the audience. Everybody they gave me was unbelievable. Yeah, I was like, you'd want to just hang out with this person? Yeah, he he was the most interesting one. But he was, I went to go for a piss and he went wait there, walked into the room, came back out, He's like good to go. I was like, what are you checking for their toilet roll? Because surely it's not a security.
Threat me and him went to Gold Coast for a day, right? Like to spend the day at the beach together. Yeah. And it was fucking OK. Any love bites? One or two but it was like do you know what? I'm driving down the road and I see a House of worked in and I'd be like haha, doors in there. It does my kids bodies in right, because you're like I walked in there and I'm right such lives in there. He was like, yeah, busted a big fucking drug did in that fucking fuck and. Killed someone there.
Yeah, he. Was like fuck sick. But he was really interesting. He had some good stories. He picked me up from the airport, nerd sure it was him pick me up from the airport so they had. Limousines for me from every airport. Yeah, fucking done my balls. It's so unnecessary. I didn't. Have games. They put me over the bag. I was like, no, fuck myself. And he's like. Yeah, exactly. And I think we, from where we're from, would be the only ones doing that. I understand a lot of people
would be happy. Here is on this flight and sees me 100%. They'll go a little test wanker. Yep, 100%. Yeah. You want to take their style. Mr McDonald? Yeah, what the fucks all this? The guy goes. The guy goes, yeah, when you walk out, just keep walk out to the middle of this thing and keep looking straight ahead and you'll see me like in the distance pull up. And I did and then he was behind me. He did that. So I'd be distracted like looking up here and he's like on behind you might.
Oh, nice one terrified the rest of that, but Eve ears brilliant. Yeah. They all put the be like, what do you want to go? I mentioned the 11 of the first drivers out. I was like, I don't see a kangaroo when I'm here. He's like, I know where they are. The only four. 4:00 more was a dead one on the centre, yeah. You're not gonna do we sanctuary see them? I did. I was training every day, just went training somewhere. So it was just like here, there and everywhere.
If you ever placed was Melbourne frat because he went up into the mountains the train. This guy Tommy, who moved out of Belfast when he's 8 in 1872 and fucking, he was brilliant. Like he was fucking sledgehammer and training was unbelievable. This guy got me on the ring. What the fuck out of me, but I needed it. Yeah, yeah. He's like you need to be paired. Mate, you don't have to go back
to him for a double laugh. All 100% training camp going to Taylor and if if if like a big fake happens going to Taylor like for training camp not like. I'm like, what does lady boys have to do with your fight preparation? You like this? You like this one more round? Yeah. Like you're not bringing your boxing gloves. It will be good. Apparently in Thailand you can pull, Hughes was telling us. You can go to the bars where they have like muy Thailand and
anybody can just get involved. And fate? Yep. In the bar, there's a ring in the middle of it. People just sit. Around. That's the wall. Did you ever see the guy? He's like a big mom. He's wearing a shirt and a pair of treasures and he's faking 2 at a time. Do you ever see that? Yeah, maybe I've seen that style of fighting. No, what they're doing like in Vegas and stuff. We did talk about doing this where he said one time, no arm
fucking fading and all that. There the many clips I think sound of it. Yeah, it is fucking just. Yeah. Metal. Yeah. It's like you talk about it and it's out there like there's nothing. It's the freak show. Yeah, there's no. Usually there's nothing that hasn't been done. If you think about it, it's happened. If you think about it, it's happened.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah, no matter what it is the the fucking somebody has fucking put in a vent on or Donald and because of phones and fucking everything's videoed now you see it like we we would go oh, there was this ten there was this Falcon in there ringing fucking tight on You're going like that on Nah, somebody has a fucking there you go. Where's it there? Yeah, you did. You watch your Vince McMahon documentary. No, not yet. Do you know what?
It's way less of a scandal than I thought it was. Hmm. It's just like a history of wrestling and it's brilliant for that reason. Wrestling would have been a mental thing to be involved in woman. Oh yeah, we're watching When You Were younger. Oh. Fuck, I loved it. I loved. It until I was about 15. Tell the hella wank, do you know what I mean? The other one. You said as soon as you came for the first time, you went as wrestling. Listen for me. It's time to start looking for WE.
Know. Oh yeah, brother. Don't call it The Ultimate Warrior. No, we're not. Or the way he shook a ring. You definitely stick your toilet when you. I do. Everybody said that. The stage. I've never heard you say shake the ropes. No, no, you don't say it out like this. I say on stage, if you want to see my come first, watch New Zealand before the player match. Nobody wants to see that. If you if you keep your eyes open when you come, you're a Sega puff.
Yeah, yeah, it's like sneezing. And why would you want to look at somebody coming to YEAH? Yeah, do you? Know what I mean? Yeah. Looking at somebody coming. Yeah, Second. Get me off his boss. Exactly. I love Who's the Big When you were younger and you're watching wrestling, who was the main guy with Hulk Hogan? Hulk Hogan, Probably what I love The Ultimate Warrior. I just love them. I like the bad guys who have a bad boy. Bad guys not like. The warrior was a bad guy. Was he?
I like he was before my time. I mean, I like when everyone loves Stone Cold. I like the rock and then when the Rock was a good guy. Was after that guy Was, yeah. Did you ever go and see it? Yeah. You can only have one W, said the Reds. Wrestling or waggon. Where did you go and see? It was in Belfast can't that would remember and. He was funny as fuck. Is that the cameras do know the disposable cameras? Yeah, yeah, do that.
So men of ours stood up on like the buyer to get a proper photo and the rest of boys pulled this traction bottoms in this trunks and fucked I think the bushwhackers. I can't remember what a wrestler was, but there was a wrestler like just come out and there's this half T lad on the ground. It's only a moment. Like your way, Sir. How to be mobile phones back Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like they couldn't. It was fucking. Kings Hall was a brilliant venue.
I wish I'd done stand up in the Kings Hall. I was great. I'm sure people did to stand up I'm. Sure. I'm not too sure because stand up wouldn't have been Nazis. Yeah. Like you think a big act came here would have been what do you call him that smoked back in the day? American comedian. Oh, Bill Hicks. Bill Hicks, he don't know us. They're all. Did he? Yeah, Pretty. He won. Not old me while he was talking about this interior, but not old when he died. I was like 30 or something.
Yeah. I looked older, but most people back in the day did look. Yeah, yeah. There's loads of American ones I never. Enjoy. I'm not in the American comedy. I am now, but like Bill Hicks, Sam Kinison, these people built over. It's like the legends. I look at their stuff and go, all right, but I'm not. That's not my. Company. Yeah, No, not for me either. I don't watch this much comedy
now anyway. Yeah, I'm trying to, because you don't when you do this job, but I'm sort of trying to force myself to. To see it. To watch more, Yeah. Do you think you'll adapt your sat down for a more world weight all? These no, I just think it gets you in the when you watch someone, you're going, oh, that's an interesting angle on that. You see different styles and I think. You found your state. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think you have that. Like this year, like this show I'm going.
There's things I should have been doing years ago, like material I should have been doing. Yeah, stories I should have. Been, but that comes from maturity too. Yeah, but you were very young when you started. Yeah, Yeah, You know what I mean? And then you almost get like whatever age you start doing stand up at or start getting people, some people know who you are, you almost get like frozen at that age a bit if you know what I mean.
Like back in the day, I've been doing kids stuff and none of these were doing kids. Stuff, Yeah. She didn't have kids, Yeah. And my life and none of these were doing that, which was it was good for me in a way because again, I had my own sort of thing. But then obviously then everybody started getting married, having kids and yeah, so now users sort of doing it nice. Moved away from whatever you can, but you know. No, but.
It's good to see. I think see, even like Stan, I'm trying to stay longer in comedy clubs when I'm on, you know, because kids you like, you show up, you do your set, you got to get home. But I'm trying to get there a bit earlier, leave a wee bit later, just if it means seeing 123 more acts just to be around more comedy instead of just the only set you're ever seeing or hearing. I still love doing comedy clubs. Oh, I think if you don't,
there's there's an issue. Yeah, you're going to have an. Issue I still love doing comedy clubs like I've started doing a bit more like over in Scotland and and I'll take a net that's not paying you to be there. If you had to live in a different city to do comedy, where would you live? It's hard to say. I would say Dairy, but Dairy's just because it's a big audience for me. The Love Meal Bar, yeah, but there's no comedy scene in the
sense. So if it was picking somewhere that has a comedy scene, it'd be hard for me maybe to say Edinburgh, Glasgow, one of them too, even though it's not that big of a comedy scene. I haven't done America yet, so don't know. So can't like New York, Sainsbury, fucking Austin Taxon, you just done that there. Yeah. How was that that that club? Is the greatest thing you'll ever see because every inch of it is designed. On purpose, Yeah. By comedians. So it's just makes it like,
yeah. There's nothing. You're someplace you look at. You're like, if only the ceiling was. There. When did that happen? Did that happen recently? No, that was over a year ago. I did not know you'd done that. Yeah, so somebody had said to me, and I was like, well, the only people I know that could maybe have done it a Sheen or Colin. I mean, I haven't heard of it. I have like a vault of footage that I just haven't got around
to editing. So I have that from like all the cities you've been in and all that stuff. I only know I'm starting to come together. Like there's footage now you got of me and him landed in Vancouver a daily because of the delay and we had to be at the gig at 8:00 PM starting and that like 7:20 and it's 1/2 hour drive from the airport to the club. There's an Asian guy taking us through the airport on a golf cart. He's called Tim.
Rushing to get use. And he's near knocking people over, a nice fellow on the whole thing. And I'm like getting changed for the game. I have all this footage, so I'm just starting to put it all together. But the mothership is even just even if you're just there to watch a show, you'd be delighted because you're just like, this is like Disneyland for stand up. Yeah, get the unreal. So this the episode will go out when? So I'm trying to think of
October 16th. So what gigs will you have after the 16th of? 24th in the O2. In Glasgow. I've announced the play. I wrote a play for Christmas, right? And I'm in it. It's just a one man play. Where's that going to be? It's we're going to have it in the rallies in West Belfast, so it's on for. In that room, we played it. Yeah. So it's going to be on from the 12th till the 22nd. That's that's big. Yeah. I guess a lot of shows. Yeah. There's a lot of dialogue. Enlight.
Yeah. Well, you have to be word perfect. Yeah. And so there's three weeks of rehearsals like in November, they're ready for it. So which I've purposely not booked down the hang end. Which will be different because we can go up and say things whatever we want to send. 100% this is a massive undertaking for me, like massive. And I've put myself under better pressure to do it, but I've always wanted to do it so. And then if you enjoy it and that goes well, that can, you can do that.
Yeah, well, it's Christmas shows. You can do it anywhere. Yeah. But at the same sense, it's one of them ones as I want to get into that sort of kind of stuff. But you have to remember that when you're writing stuff that maybe don't rate it for yourself. Yeah. For other people to play it, you know? Yeah, Yeah. But that's a hard thing to do because you do rate it with your performance in your head.
I like it. If you became like a real like theatre actor, you start addressing roll necks all the time. Call people darling, what do you want to meet? You're like the lyric. We'll meet in the lyrics for coffee. Yeah, we're having a party and we're having us. Yeah, a suave and the rabbit. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not getting into that. We should film us go on the rabbit for a day. If the Rabbit Hotel want to give me in the end of the a spa day wouldn't go.
We did that. The Rabbit Up Me Woodsy and Butler were doing Ballymena, the front page. You want to book for the gig, take it over Paddy Mcgarkey. So we go and do the and uniform page like 25 people. We went on the way up, we'll go to the Galagorn and we went to the spa sauna, did it all and then had a lovely. My favourite place. A lovely meal and me and would you a bottle of wine, red wine and then went and did a gig,
died at the gig. It was like the best day of all time and I was like, this is going to be. Amazing, I'm getting a haircut in the SSC on Friday. During the ball, before the show, backstage, yeah. I like it and I'm getting a rub as well. Not by the Barber. Who's robbing you? The guy that does the rub for the Belfast Chance, right? So I'm going to rub too. What? Would you be getting robbed? Everything. I think I'm going to use his lips. To get you all loose before the show is.
It it was a sort of took out from you. She gets a rub. You like that, don't you? I got a rub. I'm going to rub in the venue. The hotel? Yeah, it sounds worse in Amsterdam. Liverpool, same thing. Nope. By Tyson Furyka. Well, it tells the story. I didn't make that weird when it happened by making Willie be in the room as it happened. Because it didn't want made him watch. Yeah, because then I went and then I went to the. Receptionist Does your friend have to be wanking in the
corner? I said to the receptionist. We Willie Wagger We Willie Wagger has a ring to it. I said the receptionist, there's a guy come to give me a massage and she's like, why are you telling me? And I went because I don't want it to be weird. And she went weird now. So Glasgow and then what's your website? Paddy McDonald, comley.com. Pattymacdonaldcomedy.com We'll put it in the link below. I've got the Millennium for and that's near sold out so doing
Oktoberfest and don't fuck. I'm doing mountains and stuff damage the 29th of December so it's all happening. Ladies, gentlemen, thank you for joining us for this episode of TV Podcast. Thank you for Party. MacDonald, Jeremy.