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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew's neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.
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Episodes

#4596 Hotel Clevafornia

Andrew is back to talk about rival podcasts, paper towels, and Slim Goodbody. Luke is in love with a vintage video about Dulles Airport and its famous people movers. And we hear another story about found money from listener Evan.

Nov 12, 20251 hr 33 minEp. 4596

#4595 Jeff Hiller!!

Jeff Hiller from "Somebody Somewhere" sits down with Luke to discuss growing up Christian, navigating quasi-celebrity, and what it would take to get him back into podcasting.

Nov 11, 202559 minEp. 4595

#4594 Don't Look At Me Louis

Andrew is out of office, so Luke & Jon hold down the fort as they discuss a variety of topics as Luke keeps his cool after his mom, Susie B., momentarily interrupted him doing the intro.

Nov 10, 20251 hr 41 minEp. 4594

#4593 Nap Judgement: Snorytelling With A Beat

Luke confesses to committing one of the biggest sins a person can commit (according to Andrew's rule book.) They also talk about the best ways to take a nap and hear David From The Basement's Top Five Ways To Watch A Movie.

Nov 07, 20251 hr 9 minEp. 4593

#4592 High Fives

Luke and Andrew spend some time reflecting on the Seattle roots of "elevator music." And they dig into some of the Top Five lists sent in recently by listeners, including the Top Five Most Satisfying Tinkles and the Top Five Saddest Starbucks Experiences.

Nov 06, 202554 minEp. 4592

#4591 Tender Oven Care

Luke is in New York, where he attended his first CBS editorial meeting and received a surprising welcome from his colleagues. He and Andrew also discuss housekeeping, housekeepers, MSNBC's new branding, TBTL's new merch, the Ty-D-Bol guy, the 2000 flushes guy, and the time Andrew set his kitchen on fire.

Nov 05, 20251 hr 55 minEp. 4591

#4590 Louvre It Or Leave It

Luke joins the show again from New York City, where he spent the night in Sing Sing (the karaoke bar, not the prison.) He also got Roy Donked at a famous jazz club. He and Andrew discuss the disastrous decision that Colin Jost and Pete Davidson made regarding a boat, which seems very relatable for some reason. And a recent reveal about the Louvre's security password is possibly even more relatable.

Nov 04, 20251 hr 3 minEp. 4590

#4589 Dispatches From The Steam Room

Television's Chris Hayes joins the show from his home studio, where he's also hosting Luke today. They and Andrew discuss yesterday's New York City Marathon, the New York City mayoral race, and the big mistake that led Luke on an epic journey.

Nov 03, 20251 hr 9 minEp. 4589

#4588 Dots Cool

Luke tries to help Andrew with a Halloween conundrum. They also try to learn more about the child on the front of an obscure cereal box. Plus, a beloved Seattle nightclub is closing some of its venues as live entertainment struggles around the country.

Oct 31, 20251 hr 21 minEp. 4588

#4587 Berry Me!

Andrew has been on a heck of a journey with blueberries lately. Luke can relate. They also discuss the story of a newspaper confusing Bill DeBlasio, the wine merchant, with Bill de Blasio, the former mayor of NYC.

Oct 30, 20251 hr 4 minEp. 4587

#4586 It's The Donkey For Me!

Luke and Andrew realize (with the help of a listener) that they were missing a pretty big piece of information about a Luke Wilson commercial they talked about at length yesterday. Plus, Andrew has some questions about a plethora of radio ads he's been hearing that feature a former reality TV host. They also discuss the two oldest McDonald's burgers in existence.

Oct 29, 20251 hr 21 minEp. 4586

#4585 I'm An Ideas Festival, Michael

Luke and Andrew consider their chances of winning the brand new (and already-controversial) Golden Globe For Podcasting. Plus, Luke got up at the crack of dawn today to find out how the tofu gets made. And Andrew is dealing with an especially painful Wordle loss.

Oct 28, 20251 hr 53 minEp. 4585

#4584 Full Frontal Casket

Something happened to Luke this weekend that has him considering a very big change in the hair department. He also learned his new favorite joke from an Uber driver. And Andrew had a moderately shocking moment in a record store.

Oct 27, 20251 hr 11 minEp. 4584

#4583 Rapped Attention

Luke will be hosting a Halloween pet costume party this weekend. He's also getting more into Bluesky these days. Meanwhile, Andrew sets the record straight on a classic scene from Superman IV.

Oct 24, 20251 hr 33 minEp. 4583

#4582 Well, Well, Well

Luke finally lifted the metal plate that covers the well in his driveway to find out what exactly is down there. He offers Andrew a full report. They also discuss a Washington Post piece about a slang phrase the youth are using -- or, were using, until the Washington Post wrote about it. And Luke picked the absolute worst time to become a Blazers fan.

Oct 23, 202559 minEp. 4582

#4581 The Road Less Graveled

Now that there's no more baseball to discuss, Luke and Andrew's conversations turn to lawn care and how gravel maintenance has Luke reconsidering his relationship with Amazon.com. They also explore more creative names for sunshowers from around the world, thanks to listener Marissa.

Oct 22, 20251 hr 21 minEp. 4581

#4580 It Gets Vedder

The Seattle Mariners are not going to the World Series. But Luke and Andrew are doing surprisingly okay this morning. Plus, more listeners weigh-in on the "best beer experience" list, as well as situational popcorn.

Oct 21, 20251 hr 13 minEp. 4580

#4579 A Chameleon's Wedding Day

After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series for the very first time. Luke and Andrew check-in on their feelings. And Andrew explains the very non-baseball reason he's been feeling an immense amount of anxiety lately. Photo via Wikimedia Commons

Oct 20, 20252 hr 16 minEp. 4579

#4578 A Few Small Beers

Luke and Andrew weigh-in on a listener's list of "Top Five Beer Situations." Plus, Andrew has an update on Operation Dog Sitter, and they discuss the current situation the Seattle Mariners find themselves in.

Oct 17, 20251 hr 32 minEp. 4578

#4577 The Changing Of The Teasons

Luke and Andrew discuss the "social saunas" that a company is promoting in Seattle, as well as a disturbing sweat-related habit that Andrew once had. They also share their feelings about yesterday's blowout loss by the Mariners, which probably isn't as bad as it seems. (But don't say that out loud, because you might jinx it.)

Oct 16, 20251 hr 29 minEp. 4577

#4576 Who Killed Bugs Meany?

Andrew watched a remarkable episode of Columbo yesterday while dog sitting and concluded that Peter Falk is a bit of a dog himself. Meanwhile, Luke was checking out some slightly more modern HBO productions, like The Chair Company and The Alabama Solution and shares his thoughts. They also discuss a new AI app that is churning out impressive but concerning content and a stolen gas station dinosaur who found its way back home.

Oct 15, 20252 hr 6 minEp. 4576

#4575 Paddington Myself On The Back

Luke and Andrew set the record straight on a bear-related TBTL mishap. They also review some of the things they're doing to bring good luck to the Mariners and some of the things they're doing to avoid a jinx.

Oct 14, 20251 hr 12 minEp. 4575

#4574 That's A Delicious Yammer

Andrew heard "the most surprising radio commercial to air during a football game" yesterday, and he tries to get Luke to guess what it was. They also, of COURSE, talk a little baseball after their beloved Mariners' historic weekend.

Oct 13, 20252 hr 12 minEp. 4574

#4573 "We're Going To Get It Done!"

It's family day on TBTL! Luke's brother, David From The Basement, joins the show to talk about serving the Mariner's manager at a Seattle restaurant last night, on the eve of the biggest Ms game in decades. Then Luke's mom, Susie B., pops in to answer your questions!

Oct 10, 20251 hr 7 minEp. 4573

#4572 Corny On Main

Luke missed most of the Mariners game yesterday; Andrew wasn't so lucky. They also discuss a questionable TV commercial that seems to encourage human/buffalo romance and Luke's childhood memories of running free through grocery stores and the neighborhood at large. (Photo via u/Hothacon on Reddit)

Oct 09, 20251 hr 36 minEp. 4572

#4571 They Cats, They Birds, They Figure It Out

Andrew had a complete freakout yesterday over a text he sent Luke. Meanwhile, Luke has been editing and re-editing his Yelp Review Of A Lifetime. And Andrew's neighbor sent a carefully crafted note to the neighborhood email chain that he thinks he appreciates.

Oct 08, 20251 hr 27 minEp. 4571

#4570 Deuces With Dignity

Luke is confused over the decision by the now-famous "Crying Mariners Fan" to wear a Savannah Bananas hat at an M's playoff game. He and Andrew also discuss an A.I.-generated song that has both of them feeling uneasy and a Seattle Times Rant & Rave column for the ages.

Oct 07, 20251 hr 10 minEp. 4570

#4569 Say Yes To The Stress

Andrew and Luke wonder if they can emotionally and physically handle the Mariners' playoff run. (Turns out they can, so long as a cute baby is involved.) They also discuss Luke's potentially magical visit to the doctor and Andrew's general grumpiness.

Oct 06, 20252 hr 18 minEp. 4569

#4568 Kicking And Streaming

Andrew made a terrible discovery last night that is putting a huge damper on his plans to watch the Mariners' playoff games. And Luke is once again offering unwanted feedback to his local newspaper, this time in the comments section.

Oct 03, 20251 hr 48 minEp. 4568

#4567 It Takes One To Knoll One

Luke is going on a huge organizing bender, and even he wonders if it's gone too far. He and Andrew also discuss public radio production rules, hearts of palm, and politically-coded outdoor furniture.

Oct 02, 20251 hr 12 minEp. 4567
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