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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew's neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.
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Episodes

#4506 Fantasize Mas

Luke went into the lion's den of Yankees stadium yesterday and had one heck of an adventure. And Andrew has questions about the folks who knocked on his front door during his lunch break yesterday.

Jul 09, 20251 hr 22 minEp. 4506

#4505 Restoring The Raisin Sun Glitch

Luke took the most dangerous nap in the world this morning. He also got to interview Bridget Everett and didn't even cry once. He and Andrew also hear from a listener who had her own "Code Brown" experience during a Thanksgiving jog.

Jul 08, 20251 hr 3 minEp. 4505

#4504 Don't Psalt My Game

Jon joins the show from Friendship, Wisconsin, where he's getting a scouting report for the upcoming TBTL-a-Thon. He's got eyes on the new TBTL billboard and the historical society building where he and Luke and Andrew will be broadcasting in a couple of weeks. Also, Luke shares his new Tiktok obsession, which involves an AI-generated Bigfoot preacher.

Jul 07, 20251 hr 22 minEp. 4504

#4503 Big Mac And Me

Luke and Andrew try the Tiktok "Big Mac Challenge" to see if they can each eat the double-decker burger in one minute or less.

Jul 04, 202542 minEp. 4503

#4502 Is Bowling A Hot Dog?

Luke literally kicked a hornet's nest yesterday. Also, Andrew's reading another book he doesn't like. And they use the internet to learn what their names would be if they were blues musicians.

Jul 03, 20251 hr 26 minEp. 4502

#4501 Twisted In The Wind

Luke is weirdly intrigued by a new Tiktok food challenge that he might try live on TBTL. Andrew is breaking open container laws in an attempt to win the title of Mr. North Aurora 2025. And an artist is fooled into thinking she's selling her work to Lady Gaga when it was really an imposter, but she still got paid, so….?

Jul 02, 20251 hr 24 minEp. 4501

#4500 Titanicly Drunk And Extremely Regretful

Andrew is excited to receive an email from one of his favorite podcast hosts. Luke is anxious about an upcoming party that he doesn't have time to prep for. And they discuss the age-old "quality vs quantity" debate when it comes to pizza.

Jul 01, 20251 hr 25 minEp. 4500

#4499 The Ultimate Snack Down

Luke is moving slow today after a Las Vegas weekend involving major podcast celebrities, a ringside UFC experience, and a fun day at the pool. Andrew is mad as heck about something regarding his YouTube account, but he refuses to talk about it.

Jun 30, 20251 hr 1 minEp. 4499

#4498 Deus Ex Mulchina

Luke shares his thoughts about children' s eating habits while Andrew tries to distance himself from his co-hosts hot takes. They also discuss the story of the Seattle bar being sued for playing music without paying ASCAP licensing fees. And Andrew's eyeing a pile of free mulch across the street from him.

Jun 27, 202555 minEp. 4498

#4497 These Booths Were Made For Sitting

Luke finds himself burgled (or maybe robbed or maybe theived?) in Las Vegas, and he's not happy about it. And Andrew discovers a 20-year old letter from a friend that is blowing his gosh darn mind right now.

Jun 26, 20251 hr 26 minEp. 4497

#4496 The E Line Of Cities

Luke joins the show from Sin City, where he saw someone on the street that he never thought he'd see in real life. He's also gearing up for his big interview with Dana White, which he's unusually prepared for.

Jun 25, 20251 hr 5 minEp. 4496

#4495 What You're Seeing Is A Bad Clue

The day has finally come for a huge TBTL reveal! Jon joins Luke and Andrew to disclose the location of the brand new TBTL billboard and to announce the winner in the Great TBTL Billboard Hunt!

Jun 24, 20251 hr 18 minEp. 4495

#4494 Gratuitous Knolling

Luke and Andrew have an update on the Great TBTL Billboard Hunt! And since Luke is in Los Angeles, they discuss movies, the film industry, and Andrew's favorite place to exercise in Hollywood.

Jun 23, 20251 hr 12 minEp. 4494

#4493 Guess Of Honor

The Tens of Listeners are SO CLOSE to guessing where the new TBTL billboard is going up. Jon joins the show to offer the fifth and final clue in the Great TBTL Billboard Hunt!

Jun 20, 20251 hr 19 minEp. 4493

#4492 Lukebeard's Castle

Luke has an update on his chat with William Shatner and Neal DeGrasse Tyson. And Andrew has one less gingham shirt to his name, after Genevieve gave it to his TBTL co-host.

Jun 19, 20251 hr 18 minEp. 4492

#4491 The Separation Of Todd And State

Luke and Andrew talk about rumbles that they've been in, rumbles that they've heard about, and rumbles that they've avoided. Plus, Luke is feeling pretty nervous before his interview with Neil DeGrasse Tyson and William "Sabatage" Shatner.

Jun 18, 20251 hr 5 minEp. 4491

#4490 That's Bunker Journalism

Luke and Andrew become obsessed with a bunker that's for sale in Washington State. They also bond over their recent yard work exploits. And Andrew realizes he's become obsessed with classic Nancy cartoons.

Jun 17, 20251 hr 29 minEp. 4490

#4489 Is There A Mrs. Broligarch?

Andrew had the perfect weekend. Luke's mom shares an incredible perspective on the aging process. And Luke and Andrew finally discuss the infuriating story of a woman who accidentally tipped $5000 but couldn't get her bank to stop the payment from going through.

Jun 16, 20251 hr 14 minEp. 4489

#4488 A Show About Almosts

Things are really heating up in the Great TBTL Billboard Hunt! Jon joins the show to offer Clue #4 and review some recent guesses. Luke and Andrew also almost develop a theory about fountains on TV shows. And Luke is angry that he has a hotel room with a nice view.

Jun 13, 202554 minEp. 4488

#4487 The Man Who Brought The Medium Edge To The Casino

Luke and Andrew flutter from topic to topic and discuss everything from the heart medication Andrew isn't taking to a couple of surprising upcoming performances at local casinos. Plus, Luke feels like he needs some closure after an awkward moment yesterday.

Jun 12, 20251 hr 30 minEp. 4487

#4486 Splinter Group

Andrew found himself in an honest-to-gosh negotiation with a robot yesterday and it kind of blew his mind. He also has an update on his recent finger injury, while Luke has been talking to a preacher at the World's Largest Truck Stop.

Jun 11, 202552 minEp. 4486

#4485 Rashomon, Not Rochambeau

Luke had an encounter at an airport bar that has Andrew ON EDGE. They also discuss the "world's largest litter box" that Luke has accidentally built in his back yard. And they get a big update on the famous billboard along I-5 that has displayed wackadoo conservative messages for decades.

Jun 10, 20251 hr 8 minEp. 4485

#4484 A Litter Box For Bad Jokes

Andrew considers doing some home surgery during the show, but then thinks better of it as he deals with a painful injury. He and Luke also trade notes on the desperate and desolate conditions of modern day drugstores. And a listener has some solid phlebotomy advice.

Jun 09, 20251 hr 13 minEp. 4484

#4483 The Science Of Gravel

Jon swings by with an update and a BRAND NEW CLUE in The Great TBTL Billboard Hunt! Luke and Andrew also discuss gravel, Fish Sticks Baseball, and Luke's recent adventures in glitter-bombing. And they celebrate a very special TBTL anniversary.

Jun 06, 20251 hr 27 minEp. 4483

#4482 There Won't Be Blood

Andrew's experience at the doctor's yesterday gives Luke an idea for all-night phlebotomy parlors. They also discuss very early bidet advertising in Japan, which included the phrase "warm, but not surprising."

Jun 05, 202557 minEp. 4482

#4481 How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Landjäger?

Luke is working through some big concerns about a news assignment he may or may not accept. He and Andrew also talk about a classic case of Bunk Journalism involving Clint Eastwood and an Australian newspaper. And Andrew's back on them Popsicles again. Big time.

Jun 04, 20251 hr 21 minEp. 4481

#4480 Nampa Knowm Howm

Luke and Andrew reflect on Marc Maron's decision to end his podcast and the news that their old podcast network is essentially no more. They also discuss the new Pavement doc, which Andrew just watched, and the new Pee Wee Herman doc, which Luke is watching.

Jun 03, 20251 hr 25 minEp. 4480

#4479 I Bleat For You

Luke attended this weekend's big TBTL Junior Sluggers game and came away with a very important memento. Andrew witnessed some pretty strange vibes online this weekend and wants to explore them. And Luke is still reeling from a dark prediction regarding his own well being.

Jun 02, 20251 hr 21 minEp. 4479

#4478 Literally Edmonds And Culturally Lutheran

Jon joins Luke and Andrew to reveal Clue #2 in the Great TBTL Billboard Hunt! Plus, Andrew engaged in some questionable behavior at Tuesday's Mariners game. And Luke's flight home from NYC might have been the weirdest flight he's ever been on.

May 30, 20251 hr 31 minEp. 4478

#4477 A Rolling Walsh Gathers No Coffee

Luke enjoyed heavy metal music yesterday and got a fist bump from James Hetfield. Andrew found himself out late last night and without coffee this morning.

May 29, 20251 hr 23 minEp. 4477
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