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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew's neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.
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Episodes

#4298 It Can't Rainn All The Time

A targeted ad on Andrew's phone blows his mind and leads to a conspiracy theory that is quickly debunked. Plus, Luke met a very unfortunate Browns fan in a bar in New York, and Andrew (finally) admits to ruining TBTL.

Sep 20, 20241 hr 19 minEp. 4298

#4297 Coffee, No Cheese, Hold The McGriddle

Andrew's inability to properly use drive-through windows is nearing a breaking point, as is Luke's addiction to McDonald's cookies. They also discuss the evolution of TikTok and Luke's adventures in hot tub buying.

Sep 19, 20241 hr 21 minEp. 4297

#4296 Red Eye Guy And Pink Eye Boy

Luke joins the show from Rochester, New York, after trying a red-eye flight that had him nervous. Plus, Andrew's lost luggage (and prescription meds) pins him between his two least favorite industries as he tries to sort things out.

Sep 18, 20241 hr 18 minEp. 4296

#4295 Sign Here

Luke dips his toe into local politics (and longshoreman culture) in his search for a Harris/Walz yard sign. Meanwhile, Andrew's search for a cure to jet lag leads him to a Red Robin outside the Alderwood Mall.

Sep 17, 20241 hr 37 minEp. 4295

#4294 No Gnus Is Good Gnus

Andrew is back from Croatia and has a bunch of Croatian Observations to share with Luke, who tries not to pee his pants during the show.

Sep 16, 20241 hr 25 minEp. 4294

#4293 Misha Collins!

Misha Collins from "Supernatural" swings by discuss a new business opportunity for him and Luke as well as why he's been visiting the bathroom four times a night lately.

Sep 13, 202455 minEp. 4293

#4292 Petey!

TBTL obsession, and all around talent Petey stops by to explain to Luke what a "Classic Bears" win looks like, and why he has zero percent of his ego invested in Tik Tok.

Sep 12, 202457 minEp. 4292

#4291 Post Debate With Chris Hayes

MSNBC's Chris Hayes stops by to discuss the debate, Taylor Swift, and that one time he also had really stressful rental car situation in Italy.

Sep 11, 202459 minEp. 4291

#4290 Daddy From The Basement

David From The Basement stops by with some big news, and Luke unlocks a repressed memory of a particularly stressful bathroom event in Paris.

Sep 10, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 4290

#4289 Potato Problems

Jen "Flash" Andrews joins Luke to discuss exercise plans and how much is too much to spend on underwear.

Sep 09, 20241 hr 19 minEp. 4289

#4288 You're As Cold As Iceland

Luke tries to figure out why everyone in Iceland hates him in this final installment of the TBTL Travel Guide: Curing Lonely Planet-ness.

Sep 06, 20241 hr 14 minEp. 4288

#4287 The French Reflection

Luke tells Andrew all about his trip to Paris in today's installment of the TBTL Travel Guide: Curing Lonely Planet-ness.

Sep 05, 20241 hr 16 minEp. 4287

#4286 A Narrow Escape

Luke's European travelog continues in Sorrento, Italy, where the sea is beautiful, the land is bountiful, and the streets are much, much, much too narrow.

Sep 04, 20241 hr 26 minEp. 4286

#4285 Rome If You Want To

Luke kicks-off his new tourism series after his recent trip to Europe. Today's installment: The TBTL Travel Guide: Curing Lonely Planetness Part One: Rome.

Sep 03, 20241 hr 40 minEp. 4285

#4284 Rebound Podcasting

Luke is back from his European vacation, which means he and Andrew can finally talk about grocery stores, comfortable walking shoes, and staplers.

Sep 02, 20241 hr 27 minEp. 4284

#4283 The Ballad Of Beth Debbie

TBTL Friendo Cassie joins the show from Oakland to talk about the new Cabbage Patch Kid in her life and to share listener stories about Cabbage Patch Kids of yesteryear.

Aug 30, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 4283

#4282 Paws For Effect

The TBTL answering machine continues to fill-up with listeners sharing the silly songs they sing to their pets. We listen to a new batch of pet sounds with special guest Navya, a longtime TBTL Ten who also has some bad news to share with Andrew about his role on TBTL.

Aug 29, 202450 minEp. 4282

#4281 A Real Ship Show

Phyllis "P-Fletch" Fletcher joins the show to get an update on the TBTL friendship bracelets and to hear some listener voicemails involving hookworms, dirty-minded grandmas, and a mortifying bathroom experience that will haunt us all forever.

Aug 28, 20241 hr 17 minEp. 4281

#4280 Mute First, Ask Questions Later

TBTL Friendo and film buff Nick Jarin swings by to talk about movies -- but not just any movies! He and Andrew compare their top 10 lists of Movies To Watch On Mute At A Bar .

Aug 27, 20241 hr 39 minEp. 4280

#4279 Good Girls And Bad Boings

Genevieve stops by the studio to challenge us with a recent New York Times quiz about dreams and dreaming!

Aug 26, 202459 minEp. 4279

#4278 Music For Your Beak End

After a fun-filled week hearing listeners sing their pet-related songs on the TBTL listener line, Luke and Andrew are ready to crown a winner or two, after listening to a few more fabulous entries.

Aug 23, 202439 minEp. 4278

#4277 Doggie Butt For Sale, Never Used

Andrew realizes he made a mistake regarding the TBTL Pet Sounds contest that only Steve Harvey could relate to. But mistakes aside, the latest batch of listener-submitted animal songs are SO GOOD.

Aug 22, 202447 minEp. 4277

#4276 Caught in a Feetback Loop

Luke and Andrew discuss the American south, cummerbunds, and why Luke realizes he's a "West Coast guy." But most importantly, they listen to more of your amazing pet songs as the best competition of 2024 continues! (Sorry, Olympics. You get the silver.)

Aug 21, 202459 min

#4275 Here and Jao

Luke and Andrew look back at their calendars and trade notes about what they were doing right before the pandemic shut the world down. (They don't know why they're talking about this, but they are.) More importantly, they also hear pet songs from TBTL listeners!

Aug 20, 202451 minEp. 4275

#4274 Cat Calls And Dog Whistling

Luke and Andrew share some of the many pet songs that listeners sang into the TBTL voicemail line recently, and -- in true TBTL fashion -- they spend most of the time debating what to call this new segment.

Aug 19, 202446 minEp. 4274

#4273 Nashville Cryline

Luke went into a part of Nashville last night that he really shouldn't have. He and Andrew also discuss an astounding claim by Disney in a new lawsuit. And Middleshelf Maggie helps Luke find the long-lost ringtone he's been searching for.

Aug 16, 20241 hr 1 minEp. 4273

#4272 The Spruik Luke

Luke is excited about a new Australian word he learned today, and Andrew is excited about some tavern-related developments in his neighborhood.

Aug 15, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 4272

#4271 Show Me The Monkey

Luke is impressed with the kindness of Ryan Seacrest. Andrew is impressed with the wonders of the University of Washington Surplus Store. And they're both tickled by the audio of a Mariners outfielder talking about his monkeys.

Aug 14, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 4271

#4270 Cool It, Aesop!

Luke learned a very valuable lesson about telling the truth this morning, and it may change him forever. Or not. He and Andrew also offer an appreciation of LA billboards.

Aug 13, 20241 hr 1 minEp. 4270

#4269 Large Haberman Collider

Luke is staying in a hotel in L.A.that might be too L.A. And Andrew offers "the Papa Murphy's of hot takes" regarding the Australian breakdancer who is getting roasted after her Olympic performance.

Aug 12, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 4269
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