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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew's neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.
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Episodes

#4088 I Got Audio Hoses In Different Area Codeses

Andrew is flabbergasted over something that happened during the show yesterday, and he's astounded by a new A.I. function in his photo software. Luke wants to know if Doritos' "crunch silences" really works, and if there's a way to test it on-air.

Dec 01, 20231 hr 25 minEp. 4088

#4087 Barking At The HELOCS, Chasing All The SHELOCS

Andrew tells a "quick" story about the lengths he went through to talk to someone at his bank yesterday. He and Luke also stumble on a song about Tacoma that they never knew existed and that has surprising origins.

Nov 30, 20231 hr 10 minEp. 4087

#4086 Ventura-ing Down Mulholland Drive

Luke's solution to heating his cold studio has led to some broadcast challenges. Plus, Google Maps sent a long line of drivers down a dirt path to nowhere, which led Luke down a long path towards the most irritating sound ever recorded.

Nov 29, 20231 hr 17 minEp. 4086

#4085 Other Phish In The Sea

Luke was almost cyber-attacked within an inch of his life this morning, and Andrew wants alllll the details. They also say farewell to Seattle's favorite weather reporter, Steve Pool, who helped inspire Luke's broadcast dreams.

Nov 28, 20231 hr 19 minEp. 4085

#4083 Christmas Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry

Andrew ushers in the holiday with a special beverage and a weird tangent about peeing outdoors. He and Luke also discuss so-called "Brown Friday", a new holiday created by the plumbing industry and lazy journalists.

Nov 24, 202338 minEp. 4083

#4082 The Young Turkeys

Luke's family is scrambling to adjust to a new Thanksgiving reality after a hot water tank blew in the basement of his parents' house. But Andrew's plans are locked in tight, and he couldn't be happier about them.

Nov 23, 202342 min

#4081 A Well Rootin', Well Tootin' Militia

Luke gets some breaking, almost cinematic news about his Thanksgiving Day plans moments before he was supposed to leave for his parents' house. Now the big question is where he'll be spending the holiday. He and Andrew also take a Washington Post quiz to see if they're more like Boomers or Millennials in the workplace.

Nov 22, 20231 hr 11 minEp. 4081

#4080 I'm Giving Up Joke

Luke ventured into a tavern that really bummed him out yesterday. Andrew is mad at the media for falling for Snoop Doggy Dog's latest promotional gimmick. And a young Ten helps TBTL with modern slang.

Nov 21, 20231 hr 4 minEp. 4080

#4079 Always Be Complimenting

Luke had a long, draining weekend working a video shoot for a mysterious software company in the greater Seattle area. He also fondly recalls the time he had the opportunity to spend a day with Rosalynn and Jimmy Carter.

Nov 20, 20231 hr 12 minEp. 4079

#4078 Things That Make You Go Homme

Luke joins Andrew in the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss bathroom etiquette and to open packages sent in by listeners in TBTL's patented "What's In The Box" segment.

Nov 17, 20231 hr 11 minEp. 4078

#4077 Tacoma, Olympia, Things Of That Nature

Luke drove a "mystery car" up to Seattle this morning to record TBTL at Andrew's place. They discuss a follow-up to the story of the drug-loving New Yorker who stumbled on a Chuck Close painting and hoped it was valuable.

Nov 16, 20231 hr 17 minEp. 4078

#4076 Midnight Squeezings

The amount of activity at Luke's house is reaching peak levels. While waiting for his new washer and dryer to arrive, he and Andrew discuss the oft-overlooked musical career of Dragnet's Jack Webb.

Nov 15, 20231 hr 31 minEp. 4076

#4075 Drastically, Gastrically Wrong

A horse got loose on an airplane, the TBTL merch store got its first customer, and Luke and Andrew got absolutely floored by a listener's story about a mysterious "mad pooper" caught on camera!

Nov 14, 20231 hr 37 minEp. 4075

#4074 TBTL Dot Net Slash Store

TBTL Senior VP of T-Shirt Design and Giant Hats Jon Sklaroff joins the show to announce the official opening of the TBTL merch store! Plus, an announcement on Luke's family text chain has Luke and his siblings scratching their heads.

Nov 13, 20231 hr 20 minEp. 4074

#4073 I'll Be Slanged

After failing to identify the slang used by today's youth, Andrew quizzes Luke on the lingo used on the TV show Dragnet. They also discuss the inaccurate news about Jared Leto "climbing" the Empire State Building.

Nov 10, 20231 hr 31 minEp. 4073

#4072 Sigma-ficent Other

Luke quizzes Andrew on some modern slang used by the youth of America. And Luke learns that the documentary he went to great lengths to watch this week had been free on YouTube the whole time.

Nov 09, 20231 hr 21 minEp. 4072

#4071 Ted Talk

Andrew is trying to get his dart game back on track, mostly by making Luke take over his TBTL responsibilities. Plus, cats apparently have over 300 facial expressions, even Dusty "The Cat Burglar" Cat.

Nov 08, 20231 hr 17 minEp. 4071

#4070 The Pits Of Despair

Andrew has found an inelegant solution to an inelegant perspiration problem, while Luke continues to struggle with a similar issue. Also, Luke had dinner for the first time in a week last night, and it was good! And he finally re-watched the 1983 Seattle-based documentary Streetwise, and he's happy to report that it stands the test of time.

Nov 07, 20231 hr 5 minEp. 4070

#4069 Pizza Adjacent

After 5 days of fasting, Luke is going to " do something out of hunger tonight: Eating ." He also has an update on his problematic vacuum cleaner, and a listener helps uncover the long lost William S. Burroughs song of Luke's youth.

Nov 06, 20231 hr 21 minEp. 4069

#4068 Attachments Disorder

Luke has gotten a lot of advice about the broken vacuum cleaner that he tried to return to Costco last weekend. Could this advice fix the machine? We'll find out, on today's installment of TBTL! Plus, Jeff Bezos is moving to Florida, and Andrew thinks he knows why.

Nov 03, 20231 hr 35 min

#4067 Ten Rules For Dating My Podcast

TBTL VP of Podcast Operations and T-Shirt Design Jon Sklaroff joins the show to share some of the merch ideas submitted by listeners. Plus, Andrew is anxious about a very big garbage collection day, and Luke is pondering a list of "Dad Rules" he recently received.

Nov 02, 20231 hr 30 min

#4066 Water It Be?

Luke has a new plan to lose a lot of weight quickly, before a big video gig. You're going to hate it, but that's okay! Plus, Seattle chef and TBTL friendo Thierry Rautereah, aka "The Chef in the Hat" has sadly passed away. And New Zealand's "Siren Clubs" are irritating neighbors by blasting Celene Dion at all hours.

Nov 01, 20231 hr 27 minEp. 4066

#4065 Reynolds Rap

Andrew is befuddled over a false memory involving Burt Reynolds and/or Tom Selleck and/or a chimpanzee and/or an orangutan. And Luke rubs up against the wrong person at a Halloween party. Literally.

Oct 31, 202356 minEp. 4065

#4064 Real Polite Vacuum!

Andrew checks in from his hometown of Cleveland, Ohio, where he learns some shocking news about a very formative Arby's location. Meanwhile, Luke had a very "stampy situation" at Costco this weekend, after which he has some regrets.

Oct 30, 20231 hr 14 minEp. 4064

#4063 The Impossible Glizzy

Andrew has a quasi-magical story about his grandpa's watch, and a story about a very obnoxious person in an airport security like. He and Luke also discuss whether it's good or bad to rake leaves off your lawn. And Luke is tempted to buy an expensive kitchen device that Andrew is warning him against.

Oct 27, 20231 hr 24 minEp. 4063

#4062 White Guy Noise

Luke and Andrew are blown away when they discover what "60% chance of rain" actually means. They also discuss the distressing story (not skyjinx!) of an off-duty pilot trying to shut down a plane's engines mid-flight.

Oct 26, 20231 hr 16 minEp. 4062

#4061 Dial "D" For Crackle

TBTL Secretary of Operations Jon Sklaroff joins the show to discuss some TBTL business, including a project that he hopes listeners can help with. Plus, Luke finally watched the HBO documentary about Larrimah, Australia, which casts his and Andrew's experience there in a new light.

Oct 25, 20231 hr 28 minEp. 4061

#4060 Go Big And Go Home

Luke discovers someone from Andrew's past making waves in online communities. Plus, the music of Creed seems to be popular in more and more professional locker rooms, which is a twist nobody saw coming.

Oct 24, 20231 hr 10 minEp. 4060

#4059 The Podcaster Next Door

Andrew is testing out some new equipment today, but it's leading to a potentially awkward situation with his neighbor. Luke recalls the time he attempted a risky joke around Joel McHale and Seth MacFarlane. And they dive into some of the juiciest headlines that Entertainment Tonight has to offer.

Oct 23, 20231 hr 27 min
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