Luke confesses to committing one of the biggest sins a person can commit (according to Andrew's rule book.) They also talk about the best ways to take a nap and hear David From The Basement's Top Five Ways To Watch A Movie.
Nov 07, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 4593
Luke and Andrew spend some time reflecting on the Seattle roots of "elevator music." And they dig into some of the Top Five lists sent in recently by listeners, including the Top Five Most Satisfying Tinkles and the Top Five Saddest Starbucks Experiences.
Nov 06, 2025•54 min•Ep. 4592
Luke is in New York, where he attended his first CBS editorial meeting and received a surprising welcome from his colleagues. He and Andrew also discuss housekeeping, housekeepers, MSNBC's new branding, TBTL's new merch, the Ty-D-Bol guy, the 2000 flushes guy, and the time Andrew set his kitchen on fire.
Nov 05, 2025•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 4591
Luke joins the show again from New York City, where he spent the night in Sing Sing (the karaoke bar, not the prison.) He also got Roy Donked at a famous jazz club. He and Andrew discuss the disastrous decision that Colin Jost and Pete Davidson made regarding a boat, which seems very relatable for some reason. And a recent reveal about the Louvre's security password is possibly even more relatable.
Nov 04, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 4590
Television's Chris Hayes joins the show from his home studio, where he's also hosting Luke today. They and Andrew discuss yesterday's New York City Marathon, the New York City mayoral race, and the big mistake that led Luke on an epic journey.
Nov 03, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 4589
Luke tries to help Andrew with a Halloween conundrum. They also try to learn more about the child on the front of an obscure cereal box. Plus, a beloved Seattle nightclub is closing some of its venues as live entertainment struggles around the country.
Oct 31, 2025•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 4588
Andrew has been on a heck of a journey with blueberries lately. Luke can relate. They also discuss the story of a newspaper confusing Bill DeBlasio, the wine merchant, with Bill de Blasio, the former mayor of NYC.
Oct 30, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 4587
Luke and Andrew realize (with the help of a listener) that they were missing a pretty big piece of information about a Luke Wilson commercial they talked about at length yesterday. Plus, Andrew has some questions about a plethora of radio ads he's been hearing that feature a former reality TV host. They also discuss the two oldest McDonald's burgers in existence.
Oct 29, 2025•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 4586
Luke and Andrew consider their chances of winning the brand new (and already-controversial) Golden Globe For Podcasting. Plus, Luke got up at the crack of dawn today to find out how the tofu gets made. And Andrew is dealing with an especially painful Wordle loss.
Oct 28, 2025•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 4585
Something happened to Luke this weekend that has him considering a very big change in the hair department. He also learned his new favorite joke from an Uber driver. And Andrew had a moderately shocking moment in a record store.
Oct 27, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 4584
Luke will be hosting a Halloween pet costume party this weekend. He's also getting more into Bluesky these days. Meanwhile, Andrew sets the record straight on a classic scene from Superman IV.
Oct 24, 2025•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 4583
Luke finally lifted the metal plate that covers the well in his driveway to find out what exactly is down there. He offers Andrew a full report. They also discuss a Washington Post piece about a slang phrase the youth are using -- or, were using, until the Washington Post wrote about it. And Luke picked the absolute worst time to become a Blazers fan.
Oct 23, 2025•59 min•Ep. 4582
Now that there's no more baseball to discuss, Luke and Andrew's conversations turn to lawn care and how gravel maintenance has Luke reconsidering his relationship with Amazon.com. They also explore more creative names for sunshowers from around the world, thanks to listener Marissa.
Oct 22, 2025•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 4581
The Seattle Mariners are not going to the World Series. But Luke and Andrew are doing surprisingly okay this morning. Plus, more listeners weigh-in on the "best beer experience" list, as well as situational popcorn.
Oct 21, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 4580
After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series for the very first time. Luke and Andrew check-in on their feelings. And Andrew explains the very non-baseball reason he's been feeling an immense amount of anxiety lately. Photo via Wikimedia Commons
Oct 20, 2025•2 hr 16 min•Ep. 4579
Luke and Andrew weigh-in on a listener's list of "Top Five Beer Situations." Plus, Andrew has an update on Operation Dog Sitter, and they discuss the current situation the Seattle Mariners find themselves in.
Oct 17, 2025•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 4578
Luke and Andrew discuss the "social saunas" that a company is promoting in Seattle, as well as a disturbing sweat-related habit that Andrew once had. They also share their feelings about yesterday's blowout loss by the Mariners, which probably isn't as bad as it seems. (But don't say that out loud, because you might jinx it.)
Oct 16, 2025•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 4577
Andrew watched a remarkable episode of Columbo yesterday while dog sitting and concluded that Peter Falk is a bit of a dog himself. Meanwhile, Luke was checking out some slightly more modern HBO productions, like The Chair Company and The Alabama Solution and shares his thoughts. They also discuss a new AI app that is churning out impressive but concerning content and a stolen gas station dinosaur who found its way back home.
Oct 15, 2025•2 hr 6 min•Ep. 4576
Luke and Andrew set the record straight on a bear-related TBTL mishap. They also review some of the things they're doing to bring good luck to the Mariners and some of the things they're doing to avoid a jinx.
Oct 14, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 4575
Andrew heard "the most surprising radio commercial to air during a football game" yesterday, and he tries to get Luke to guess what it was. They also, of COURSE, talk a little baseball after their beloved Mariners' historic weekend.
Oct 13, 2025•2 hr 12 min•Ep. 4574
It's family day on TBTL! Luke's brother, David From The Basement, joins the show to talk about serving the Mariner's manager at a Seattle restaurant last night, on the eve of the biggest Ms game in decades. Then Luke's mom, Susie B., pops in to answer your questions!
Oct 10, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 4573
Luke missed most of the Mariners game yesterday; Andrew wasn't so lucky. They also discuss a questionable TV commercial that seems to encourage human/buffalo romance and Luke's childhood memories of running free through grocery stores and the neighborhood at large. (Photo via u/Hothacon on Reddit)
Oct 09, 2025•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 4572
Andrew had a complete freakout yesterday over a text he sent Luke. Meanwhile, Luke has been editing and re-editing his Yelp Review Of A Lifetime. And Andrew's neighbor sent a carefully crafted note to the neighborhood email chain that he thinks he appreciates.
Oct 08, 2025•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 4571
Luke is confused over the decision by the now-famous "Crying Mariners Fan" to wear a Savannah Bananas hat at an M's playoff game. He and Andrew also discuss an A.I.-generated song that has both of them feeling uneasy and a Seattle Times Rant & Rave column for the ages.
Oct 07, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 4570
Andrew and Luke wonder if they can emotionally and physically handle the Mariners' playoff run. (Turns out they can, so long as a cute baby is involved.) They also discuss Luke's potentially magical visit to the doctor and Andrew's general grumpiness.
Oct 06, 2025•2 hr 18 min•Ep. 4569
Andrew made a terrible discovery last night that is putting a huge damper on his plans to watch the Mariners' playoff games. And Luke is once again offering unwanted feedback to his local newspaper, this time in the comments section.
Oct 03, 2025•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 4568
Luke is going on a huge organizing bender, and even he wonders if it's gone too far. He and Andrew also discuss public radio production rules, hearts of palm, and politically-coded outdoor furniture.
Oct 02, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 4567
Luke just composed "the Yelp review of a lifetime!" after some shady shenanigans by the world's grumpiest HVAC company. He and Andrew also discuss One Battle After Another in detail now that they've both seen it. (They save the movie talk for the very end of the show, with plenty of warnings for listeners who want to avoid spoilers. Movie talk begins about one hour and twenty minutes into the podcast.)
Oct 01, 2025•2 hr 17 min•Ep. 4566
Andrew narrowly avoided getting into a fight in a barroom bathroom this weekend. Luke somehow slipped into a wormhole and lost a chunk of time in the Portland airport. And a listener's dog learns to play the blues. Photo Credit: Eflon on Flickr
Oct 01, 2025•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 4565
Luke checks-in from the Twin Cities, where he's going to farmers markets, alarming restaurant patrons, and writing strongly-worded letters to the editor.
Sep 29, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 4564