Water Heater No Heater Water Our House Tries to Electrocute Us SNOWPOCALYPSE! NOOKUMS! James's Flu-filled Valentine's Day Wendy Russell, Crafting Canada One Awesome at a Time We Don't Have Olympic Medals to Give Away, So Purple Plastic Peelers Will Have to Suffice Email and, Oy, So Much Voicemail, and the Rest! or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Contest Winners: Email Us Your Mailing Addresses Immediately! Three Winners and Some Shoutouts: Lauren Casey , Uh! Tracy Thelma
Mar 01, 20100
A Whale of a tale as only Timmah and James can tell it. Enjoy. tlbshow@gmail.com 206*350*7345
Jan 26, 20100
James Really Doesn't Like PossumsCo Co Go Go? No No!The Neighborhood Brat Patrol Makes Us See the LightTLB Birthday Wishes! (Listen to Find Out Who . . .)Dept. of Tying-up Loose Ends: The Axe and GAP "Gifts"Jeff & Josey Go on a Vacation "Mission" to Peru and Bring Home More than a Warm Fuzzy FeelingOne Whale of a TaleA Confounding Poll Concerning Toilet Hygiene HabitsSpeaking of Toilets . . . Unnaturally Hot Farts Give Us PauseNew Year's Wii Karaoke with Leeann and Ron—PLUS—The Mic Works for...
Jan 25, 20100
We talk about the past month we have been in pod-hybernation. The Holidays, Tim's Birthday, Christmas Faux Pas and more. Thank you to all of you for your support and your voicemails and emails. We love you. Oh and Happy New Year!Does anyone actually read this??? Let me know! or . Call us at 206-350-7345
Jan 19, 20100
Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 5: Glitter Monkey Snow Globe is ready for your ears. Have a great week. -T
Jan 10, 20100
Happy Holidays!New Notify Package System Is a SuccessLorna's Gift with WordsThe Presence of Big C and Erin's PresentsTLB's Random Neighborhood RoosterDeck the Halls with Even More LEDsTLB Movie Reviews—The Good: FEAST, Journey to the Center of the Earth, The Bad: brüno, and The Ugly: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Boxbe BitchingsBirthday WishVoicemail, Email, and the Rest! or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Shoutouts (in no particular order): LaurenLorna & Erin L Dawg
Dec 15, 2009•1 hr 9 min
Thanks But No ThanksgivingBlack Friday Slumber Party at Walmart and Best BuyWe Have Joined the 21st Century: PS3 & HDTVTLB Movie Review: Land of the LostLauren's Emails or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Shoutout: Lauren
Dec 02, 20090
Roadtrip to Austin for Frank's Birthday (But Mostly to See Shelly)We Bought the Super Cool Special Edition STAR TREK XI on Blu-ray Even Though We Don't Have a Blu-ray PlayerTLB Movie Reviews: Zodiac, CTHULHU, Jay & Silent Bob Do Degrassi, and QuarantineBekka's Birthday SingalongBirthday Wishes to Rod and ThelmaJames Has a Celebrity Twitter Geek-outManager John Now Has a Podcast of His Very Own: Tim's Childhood Memory Double Feature: First Heater Use of the Season/Medieval 1970s Era Furniture...
Nov 24, 2009•1 hr 22 min
Halloween at the TLB StudiosDouble Your Freddy, Double Your Frightmare!How Old Is Too Old for Trick-or-Treating?A Beary Special Box Crawls Our WayAll the Way from 1979: "Paul Linde's Halloween Special" Featuring the Musical Stylings of Florence Henderson and KISS!TLB Movie Reviews: Trick 'r Treat and The Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonScary Stories We Tell You in the DarkScary Stories from Our ListenersEerie Emails, Viscious Voicemails, and the Rest In Pieces! Soundclips: Sarah's Song from Hocus...
Nov 10, 2009•1 hr 45 min
It's a new Timmah! Well sort of. T.L.B. Presents Glitter Monkey Theatre. Chills and thrills await, or hopefully some laughs. So sit back, relax and enjoy. Don't forget to bring a cup of your favorite hot beverage.
Oct 22, 2009•7 min
Sherrie's Tater TotsSandi!TLB Wants Your Spooky Scoop! Send Us Your Bone-Chilling True Tales of Terror . . . or Extreme Discomfort!We Like AutumnSad Monkey Mamas Drink Their Own Sad Monkey MilkGerman Trucker Jacks and Jackknifes in SwedenTexas May Not Recognize Same-sex Marriage, but Dallas Tries to Recognize the Gay Big D: DivorceTLB Movie Reviews: Watchmen and EragonShelly!Voicemail and Email Remember to Send Us Your Creepy Stories by or Voicemail! 206/350.7345 Shoutouts! Sherrie!Sandi!Lorna!L...
Oct 13, 2009•54 min
Thank you for all the love and support. It's all about you, people. You complete us.
Oct 06, 2009•57 min
Tim Doesn't Care for Apple ProgramsDinner with Shelly & FrankDallas's Very Own "Almost" 9/11RIP Patrick Swayze—We Loved You in To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar and Point Break and GhostKevin Smith's View AskewniverseAutumn Is Here & Halloween ApproachethWe Call Shenanigans on a Review of Our ShowEmail & VoicemailOur After-dinner Conversation with Shelly & Frank or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: and FrankDan & CJ of Thanks to LDOG for this Week's Album Art!...
Sep 29, 2009•1 hr 41 min
It's like a phone conversation but without the charges, I think maybe I need to get a Zoom H2 for my portable recording. What do you think? Enjoy.-Tim
Sep 15, 20090
Labor Day. What's the Big Deal?Eclipse Outage & Smoke Stoppage—Shut Up About It Already!The TLB Website Has Risen from the Ashes—And It's Better Than Ever!Woman Sues Dolphins9/11 Advertisement Goes Over Like a Hijacked PlaneText & Drive PSATLB DVD Reviews: Dance of the Dead, Night of the Demons, "French & Saunders: On the Rocks", "French & Saunders: Back with a Vengeance", and Joss Whedon's "Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog"Email, Voicemail, and the Rest! or Call Us at 206/350.7345 ...
Sep 08, 2009•1 hr 9 min
Reading RainbowWeek from HELLTim's Parents Called Him Fat . . . and Chunky. And Heavy.Neighborhood Meeting Cult Tries to Induct UsWe Caught a Couple of Goons on Our Security WebcamThe Intrepid Tried to Eat Timmy . . . with Its ButtFire Drill ShenanigansLayoffs Cometh (To Our Co., Not to Us Personally)Senator Kennedy DiedRude Girl. That Was Different.Movie Reviews: "Dollhouse", Monster Squad, Clue, and October MoonEmails and a Whole Lotta Voicemails or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: Lauren in ...
Aug 31, 2009•1 hr 34 min
Get Off Our Porch, You Damned Kids!Same Old Dogs, Brand New Dog TagsSecurity Camera Shopping at Fry'sScottish Security Camera ChatBig Surprise: The Police Are Absolutely No Help on TwitterMovie Reviews: Blade Runner, and ShelterVoicemail, Email, and the Rest . . . or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: C.B. Manager John Lorna
Aug 17, 20090
BirthdaysLetting Go: EzryBusted Mustang Returned & SoldEx-Gay Is Not OKLunch with JenDinner with L & R: Panda HouseHigh-Tech Swimsuits: OK, or Neoprene Steroids?Some News ItemsTLB Movie Reviews Too Numerous to List HereAnd the Rest! or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: Larry, aka L-Dawg C.B. Thelma MeKeeKeeManager John
Aug 11, 2009•1 hr 33 min
While I made light of Ezry being missing on the last show, it really does bother me. I guess I thought if I took it to seriously, it would really mean she was gone. I always did deal with serious issues with humor first. I think I have come to the conclusion that she isn't coming home. I know it has only been a week but I feel like I need to mourn her and move on. We had Ezry for 10 years. She was our first pet, and I loved her very much. Nothing would make me feel better than to be proven wrong...
Jul 24, 20090
TLB: Now with Special Guest, Jen!Movie Review: Marley & Me, Fido, and William Shatner in Full Moon Crapulence Libsyn IssuesTo Clone or Not To Clone . . . The DogsBirthday Double CardEzry, Gone But Not ForgottenR.I.P. Sandi?It's Kitten Bake and I DIDN'T Help or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: Jeff in L.A.C.B.ThelmaJohn Q. PublicManager JohnSandi
Jul 21, 2009•1 hr 50 min
Can You Feel the Heat?Tim's on the LambKids Are Stealing What from Our Porch? Seriously?James's Birthday and His Incredibly Fallible MemoryVacation ReviewMovie Reviews: Role Models and X-Files: I Want to BelieveCouple of Emails and the Rest or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: CB Lorna
Jul 05, 2009•1 hr 13 min
Someone Call PeTA . . . James Slaughtered Another MustangThe Audacity of DouchebagsJames's New 1999 Dodge Intrepid ESRack & Pinion? I Got Your Rack & Pinion Right Here.Our Staycation & 11th AnniversaryJames's Birthday Promises To Be a Gas Thanks to Big C & ErinMovie Reviews: Hancock, The Happening, BOLT, and The Dark Knight . . . Though, Not in that Order . . .Tim Reconnects with His BFF JenCelebrity Deaths Apparently Come in Fives Now.Walmart v. TargetChaz Bono? Really?Tim's Mom...
Jul 01, 2009•1 hr 49 min
Just me on this one, NO NO Don't run away, it's just butterfly kisses and marshmellows for you guys. Just a 10 minute shorty to let you know that we are still here......Have a great week\weekend. -Tim
Jun 28, 2009•10 min
Star Trek: The MovieMemorial Day with Leeann and RonOur Best Friend's WeddingSecond Cousin Swine Flu or H1N1C2 Flu"Ugly" Finale"Reaper" FinaleWe Go Ghost Hunting with Leeann and RonWe Spoof Ghost Hunting with Leeann and RonGerman Red Bull Gives You WingsandHyperactivityandBloodyNoseandIsthisBlogPostStraightIsItYeahItIs IsItIsItAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!Red Sky at Night, Timmy's DelightVoicemail and EmailTim's Parents Are Moving, But Don't Tell Tim's BroBon Jovi Tickets Mix Up Perpetrator Wante...
Jun 02, 2009•1 hr 13 min
Post Card from Mgr. JohnPig Flu Cometh . . . and Go-ethTim's Childhood Memory: Rest Stop GoulashLeeann's LayoffFound DogFood Stuffs: Taco Bell's Ultimate Taco Salads & Guaco de GalloDo It Your Damn Self Epi 2 Coming SoonMovie Reviews: Day the Earth Stood Still 2008 remake and the original House On Haunted HillBMI TableUFO Birthday or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: CB Manager John
May 18, 2009•1 hr 7 min
We're Pretty Sure the House Hates Us. Seriously.New TLB Videocast Coming Soon: Do It Your Damn SelfLeeann Loves God More Than We KnewYou Can't Just Buy FitnessIf Tim Loses 50 lbs, He May Get InkSpitting at Your Boss ReviewDoritos Jalepeno Poppers: We No LikeyDon't Worry; We'll Give Our NoticeMore PeTA Inane Boobiness: Rescue Shelter Boys? Really?Voicemail but No Email or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutout: Shelly of
Apr 27, 2009•1 hr 7 min
Easter is...Termite Easter EggRenovations and ConstructionNew FurniturePedi Paws...Thanks Manager JohnVoice Mail and Email or Call Us at 206/350.7345 With love to: Lorna Manager John Katie
Apr 19, 2009•1 hr 35 min
Pool Table, Gone!Remodeling Time: Floors, Furniture, Paint, OH MY!There Was So Much Blood . . .Mom's BirthdayDVD Reviews: *batteries not included and "Reaper"Tim's Parents Are Sacrilicious about "The Ghost Whisperer"What To Do with a Racist in the Family?Voicemail and Email or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: Mgr. JohnKatyRD Tom of Shelly of
Apr 09, 2009•1 hr 27 min
Tastes Like Burning #76: Sexy on the Beach Fakeation * A candid and interesting talk about anything, everything and nothing at all with Sandi and Kathy. This was one of our first recordings with the DVR so forgive the ambient noise. But the conversation was fun and interesting, thank you to Sandi and Kathy for hosting us for the afternoon. Now shut your eyes and imagine you are on a porch in Texas, sipping iced tea and hearing stories.
Mar 18, 2009•1 hr 40 min
Plane "Trip"Treadmill Fixed; Now to Get Our Butts on It . . .Tim's Parents Buy a Russian VibratorTim's News Headlines: Bestiality Causes Bad ThingsAlright, Already! We're on FacebookWhat Did We Do for Valentine's Day? I'll Give You a Hint: 0Voicemail and EmailShout Out to Scott L. of or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: CBMgr. JohnChrystal of
Mar 09, 2009•52 min