EPISODE 6 - The Shameover

morning lord, last night was amazing. No, you're just saying that. No, seriously, I had like low, low expectations. I mean only because you said you never had sex with a woman before. And I mean people don't just pop out of the womb knowing how to make a girl orgasm. So wait, are you not subscribed to Rosy O'donnald's Lesbian Lover master Class, Because I can give you my lug in if you need it. Ha ha ha. You think you're so funny. No, I have dragon breath. Well, I love dragon breath. It's

so hot. You're weird. Toothpaste, Yeah, just the toothpaste. What are you gonna do you use your finger? Well, I'm not going to use your toothbrush because that'd be gross. And wait, wait, wait wait, I actually have extra toothbrushes for this exact reason. They're under the sink. Oh cool. So have you given out many toothbrushes slightly or do you just have like a surplus of them? What are you asking me, Desia? Well, I'm just wondering how often do

you restock or not restock? You know what I mean? Okay, Deja, I go through them, sometimes more than other times and sometimes not at all. Does that answer your question of age response for a question? Okay, On that note, I'm gonna go slay this dragon bread. You're just gonna take the whole bed spread to the bathroom. All I'm naked, but it's nothing I haven't seen before. Wait, you know we had sex last night, right? What that's what we were doing? Lift night? Shut up, hurry up and finished

brushing your teeth. I'm freaking cold. What are you going to do for the rest of the day? Yeah? Okay, cool? Cool? Cool? Great, So we're hanging out then, Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say. We're so excited that Deja has found somebody, somebody to love, somebody to cherish, somebody. She feels at home. It's the first time she's had sex with this girl. Good, she's killing it. She's in lives with live Welcome. Let me know if y'all need help

with anything. Okay, just so you know, this store sells used underwear in and of itself as a crime. Oh yeah, I mean as long as they wash it. I feel like I like that. It's so a huge problem. I don't really see a problem with it. That is a horrifying response. And I'm going to pretend like you didn't

say it. Anyway. Why are we here? Uh? Well, aside from having a reason to hang out longer, uh, we're here because you've been talking about wanting a new style for your shows, and I'm here to be your stylists for the day, and and and also I've found some really good ship here. Ever really cheap they got deal seal seals? Wait did they pay you to say that? Do you actually work here? So funny? So when's your next show? It's in a week and a half. We

booked it a while ago. But I don't know. I don't even know if I want to do it, because that would require me talking to Chloe. Yeah, let's let's be a real first second, what is going on with her? You guess is as good as mine. Sometimes she goes through these weird cycles of disastrous decision making. Well, there has to be a reason why she's doing that. Yeah, I guess it doesn't usually directly affect me, but after last night, I guess it's starting to. You know, I

really think you should talk to her. Wait, wait, you look so hot in this? Yeah? I don't think so. Yes, you look at this. This color looks great on you. No, No, I mean talking to Chloe. This stuff usually just blows over so well, you said it yourself that this is affecting you now and avoiding hers just as bad, so as bad as what Chloe being an asshole and ruining my show. Look, I'm not saying what you did was right, but if you don't tell her how you feel, then

how are you going to communicate and move forward? You trust me, I know, Chloe and I just want to ignore it, But days you're not really ignoring it because you're talking to me about it, Like, what what's going to happen? Now? You both ignore it and then develop resentment and then the cycle happens all over and over again, but probably worse. All right, how much do I owe you for this session? Dr? Phil? What? Dr Phil? Not

even esther parrel my girl, none of those? Okay, fine, Look, I don't know what's going on with you guys, but she did seem pretty insecure about your friendship last night, which might be a reason why she acted the way she did. So it's my fault then, because I'm a bad friend. Wait hey, I'm not saying you're a bad friend, Okay, I'm I'm just giving you feedback because I care about you.

I want you to be happy, and I don't think you will feel better about it until you have an honest conversation with excuse me, Do you'll want me get you a fitting room started? Yeah? Sure do. Got a lot of clothes right there. Thank you so much, you know, come on right right back back with me, Gina. Have you seen their fitting rooms? I can clearly see the

old woman's nipple through the curtain. Look, stop staring, Creet, give her some privacy, okay, but please block my nipples from Pepper feeling okay in the dress to day, it's just a shirt. What is taking so long. Oh, I'm trying not to get electrocuted. It's so small in here, and it's basically just a curtain around a breaker box, which is getting a little handsy with me right now, a girl. I should have poked some holes in the condom last night, Jesus woman. M m okay, okay, this

is making me hungry. Do you want to get some food? Yes, anything to keep me away from going home? All right, all right, give me the shirt. I'm going to buy it for you. Okay. So what are you doing tonight? Dage? You can't avoid Chloe forever? Well? Why can't we just keep hanging out all day and then tomorrow and then the next day. And I know, I know, you know I wish I could, but I'm actually going out of town for the next couple of nights. Fine, where are

you going. I'm going to a cabin with some friends. We'd do it every year. Okay, well that sounds like fine. Wait have you seen Cabin in the Woods? I haven't, Greg, don't watch it before you go. What's worse Cabin in the woods? Chloe? Do you be the shame? You win? Jess? Are the wants blame? Oh? No, here we go again, smoke that wet and not the pag. He's a shame. That's a shame. M Okay, let's get back to it. Stop it, Jessica, I don't really want to make out

right now. You just threw up an immediately ate General Zoe's chicken. You're such a prude. Sorry, I just don't like vomit flavored kisses. Well that's news to me. I never like that. I don't. I don't think anyone likes that. Stop king shaming me. I didn't really want to make up with you anyway. I just wanted to replenish my serotonin levels. Okay, so you should really tweez your eyebrows. Oh god, you're making me overworse. Chloe, Well, oh my god,

what the fuck? Desa? Could you be a little quieter? Don't you see we're hung over? Uh, this is my house. I can talk as loud as I wanted. Chloe? Can you please handle your girl? Also? We need to talk. Oh my god, relaxed, Desa? Have you always been this uptight? Oh? Right? You have? Wait? Is that my general souls? Oh ship? That's I didn't want it, Chloe. If I didn't want it, I wouldn't have I wouldn't have kept it. I would have thrown it away. Okay, Wait is that my ball

in my weed? Jessica, get your girls hands off of my ship? How Chloe, are you gonna let her touch me like that? Just just give her the ball? Okay, and please, please, for the love of God, just stop talking. Wow. Okay, Well, if you're going to treat me like this, then maybe I should go. Oh yeah you think baby clue? Do you think I should go? Wait? Are you all together? Please tell me you're not back together with this girl? Yeah, he probably should go, jess And no, Disa, we're not

back together you. I would never get back together with you. Okay, So get the funk out, Yeah, Jessica, just go, just go whatever, see you never bitches. Seriously, Jessica, look, I know she kind of sucks, but I think you had to be so rude me. You're seriously mad at me right now after what you pulled last night? What what? What do you? What did I do? I don't know

where should I start. You showed up completely trashed, You yelled throughout my whole set and created a huge scene, and you brought Jessica someone you know, I despise, and on top of all that, you called my new friend Angie. Oh do you even know how embarrassing that was for me? Well, I'm so sorry I embarrassed you in front of your new friend Angie. You don't even know her. I mean, you barely know her. God, why are you taking your side? Chloe? There are no sides. You called her a hoe, end

of story. She should take it as a compliment. No, Chloe, I'm serious. What's going on with you? Nothing? Nothing is going on with me. But you know, if you just come to the police station with me like I asked, maybe I wouldn't have met up with Jessica. I didn't call Jessica. You did, And Chloe, I told you I had sound check. Why are my needs always second to yours? I needed you plenty of times and you weren't there. Okay, I can't keep holding your hand while you make the

same mistakes over and over. Okay, who said anything about mistakes? Okay? What about Amillis? Okay, that wasn't my fault. God, Chloe, are you that dumb? Oh? Wow? Wow? Really we're just name calling now. Listen, things have obviously been weird ever since gold Star. What are you talking about. I I don't know. I just feel like you're a little jealous that people like my music more than they liked yours. Oh wow, okay, big shot Deja over here just wrote

one song that people like. Oh okay, Well, I'd rather write one authentic song than a hundred bad rip offs. I don't write ripoffs. Yeah. Well that's the reason you bombed a gold Star. We bombed, We bombed because that right there, that's what I'm talking about. You're always chasing some version of who you think you're supposed to be.

Just take some responsibility. Please, really, Okay, why don't you look in the mirror, you know, maybe like how you're chasing someone who doesn't actually want to be with you. What what are you talking about? Seriously, be honest with yourself. Do you really think that you and Gina are going to be a thing. We are already a thing, you know what I mean? Gina is not going to just like magically become monogamous, just be she met you. You

don't know that, no offense, but I do. You don't have that much experience with polyamory or any memory for that matter. Well, thank you, But I can make my own decisions. Okay, well, good luck with that. You know what, Chloe, maybe it's just time you deal with your own ship instead of focusing online. Like what about Paul? Don't you dare bring Paul into this? Yeah? And what would he say if he saw you? Right now? Chloe? You know what, I'm gonna go before I say something that I regret. Good,

because that's the smartest thing you said all day. You'll be quiet. Two best friends just get in fight. It is good. Gelo City n Gi said, Actually he found your phone your friendship because you know, Google Warming is more important than you a French ship? Oh him, Puffy? Oh my gosh, are you all along your mommy? Can I bet you step away from my dog? Oh? Sorry, I thought I was lost. I didn't see a leash and I I need to leash my dogh Okay, okay,

it's no, no, I'm sorry. I didn't even realize. I just well, maybe if your head wasn't stuck in your phone. You know, damn millennials, you think you're titled to petty other people. Okay, I'm not even a millennial. I'm a gen zer, and you know what, Good luck setting up your iPhone, bitch, God, damn. Hey mom, Mom, Hey, hon, just calling to check in on you. Mom. Oh god, this is a FaceTime. I can see her your wax also, that actually has impacted you. Should get that checked out.

I didn't mean to FaceTime. I don't know why my phone keeps doing that. I don't know. Mom, just asked Dad, or just go out back and shoot your phone. Put it out of its misery. Jesus, Chloe, are you okay? No? But I don't really feel like being on the phones. Was there something you called about. I just wanted to see how it went with you and Daja at the police station. Oh oh no, honey, Honey, what did I say?

What did I do? Honey? Don't cry? Oh sweetheart. I'm a huge, gaping asshole, mom, and I just I just don't like myself right now. Chloe, Honey, you're not a gaping assholes. A doctor said I'm actually incapable of giving birth to assholes. Shut up, Mom, that was just a joke. Honey, what's going on? What happened? You can talk to me about it? No, I can't. I can't talk to anybody. Are you upset about the guitar? Because I told you it's just a material thing. You're going to replace it.

It's going to be fine. Okay, honey, you know what, maybe you should just take the day to yourself. You could go to the spa, you get a massage or talk to a therapist. What do you think will help? I don't know. Um, that's not funny, Chloe. You know what I like to do when I'm feeling down. I like to get a little spiritual guidance. Oh my god, Mom, I really don't feel like going in turns right now. God, no, honey, you know, I was actually thinking you should get a

tarot card reading. Those are always fun and they're actually eerily accurate. And remember these feelings. You're just like clouds, honey, they'll pass by. Mom. I think you might be a genius. I mean, if I can just put my mind to it, I can make the clouds pass by. Well, no, that's not what I'm ye. Yeah, I'll go get a reading. They'll tell me everything I need to know and then boom, my life will be in order again. That you're not.

Oh my god, okay, Vie, Mom, thank you, this is I said, this is She blocks just go on the ground, snatchop Facebook and she puts on her big goldie. I have to purchase renters and russo won't stall your CRISI that she almost and leastie orders taste like you gotta go. She didn't start to Jesus, she tried to something called. She called up Jina on the telephone. She's apologized for calling her a vagina, but I still caught of figure. It's me. I just wanted to apologize for the other night.

I don't remember much, but I'm pretty sure it was a huge assel. What did she All she did was like make ap calls like I'm so used, I'm so good dused. Also like she's about to go get her tarot card reading. Right, that's that's like, can we talk about this? So, yes, you, torto Us will be returning. I can't promise that I'll be returning in one piece though, Okay, what does that mean? That'll be sixty dwellers. Please see Michelle at the desk, Michelle, but but but bye, now, okay, next,

Hi there, my name is. Don't tell me a name. It's better if I don't know. Okay, but now I know, so I'm just gonna let that one side, all right, I'll draw three cards one for your pass, present and future. Okay, now tell me what questions do you have for the cards? Oh? I have to have a question. Okay, um, come on, hurry up now it's almost my length time. I've got a room temps, spam and egg sandwich waiting for me. M yum. Okay, all right, um, I want to ask

the cards how can I fix my life? Okay? Very typical? All right, let's see what the cards have to say? Shall we the tennis woods? Okay? Oh what does that mean? Okay, please do It's very important that you do not interrupt me all right now. As I was saying, the tennis woods, this card represents pass right, tennis woods marks a painful yet inevitable end is something. It is as if this ending has come out of the blue and rock your world. You're still cleaving that pain of the shocking loss. I

could see it right here in the cards. That makes sense. Hold on, let me reade this down. You said something about a pain. I'm sorry, we cannot go backwards. Oh okay, sorry? Uh well, then what's next? Okay? The second card represents the present? All right, now take a deep breath in It shows the joker or some call it the fool. Okay. The fool indicates new beginning. Okay, so what you do

with this new beginning is your choice. But remember your choice will affect your life path, so look before you leap. Oh wow, it's very clear. Um, how soon will I have to make a choice. The answer to that question will be an additional twenty dollars. Okay, how would you like to pay? Oh? Uh card? I guess? Yeah, great, great, great, great, Michelle, yep, Um the answer? You ready for this? It's soon? Okay,

moving forward. Lastly, we have the future cord. Pick wisely. Okay, I'm gonna pick the one all the way to stop. Don't say it out loud, just pick the card. Come on, okay, this one, this one? Oh ah, the ampress. Well, the Empress card means the bulk of a new idea, business, or project in your life. So discover and bring forth those ideas that have been cleaning to you, and make

sure that you and vote yourself towards accomplishing them. All right, Okay, yes, okay, yes, I knew it need deja to be a successful musician. I can do it on my own. Desia. I was wondering when you'd bring him up? Did you mean her exactly? This presence is very strong with the stay shack and feel feel the days all around right here? Now, yeah, my god, if she ghost tell me the two of you have experienced a skis him of sorts? Yeah? Yeah, how did you know that? We? Are we going to

make up? Not so fast? That information will be an additional twenty dollars. You should know that by now, Michelle, did you hear that? Okay? So now tell me? Are we are we going to make up? Yes? You will well makeup on this day and from this day. Bo just getting just this Derek joke? Okay, all right, listen, you must fix the skits M within twenty four hours or it will be forever, irreparably damage forever. All right, cool Google coo cool, I got it twenty four hours

from this time. So that's um carry the two, honey, that's that's this time tomorrow. Okay. I didn't think i'd have to explain that one, got it? Yeah? I need not We're done here, Michelle, hundred and five of this one? Okay? Thanks? Oh and Michelle, can you text my husband? We need a oat milk? Oh and that reminds me. Um follow up with my mistress, Mindy, not Amy. You made that

mistake last time, and I had a lot of explaining today. Uh, thank you, yeah, yeah, see you later, Michelle, where's my sandwich? Cloe is she's stop? I mean she is not to disagree or you know. Okay, okay, I'm like twenty four hours. Okay, Well, I will call Desja. Oh, I'll order her favorite foods so ingenious. Hello, Hi, I'd like to place an order for delivery. Oh sure, yeah, it's sixteen Ocean Mary Drive, Apartment two. Oh um, I'll take one general sauce chicken

with extra sauce. M yeah, one orange chicken and one order of egg rols. Oh and and two orders of crab rain goon mm hm. And how long is that going to? Twenty minutes? Okay, sounds great. Yeah, I'll be there, thank you. She ordered gin me. It's not hard how to please? No, no, I know I do not except this. She ate her Chinese. I mean, come on, hey, hey over here. Oh wow, you guys are speedy. It's gonna be thirty okay, okay, oh hey, I on one second, you know what, let me grab some cash from inside.

Oh it's okay, you can come on in. Oh sorry, ship, hold on, I don't have cash. Let me just get some from my roommate. Deja, Hey, are you home? I have a surprise for you, but I also have a favorite ask. I promise I'll pay you back. Hey are you here? If you're busy having hot hot sex? Just yell yo, Okay, I'm opening the door, deja deja. If you happen to come home right now, I'm going through your secret stash in your closet. Oh my god, Oh no, no, no, no, no,

no shit? Are you Are you okay? There? God? Don't where's suitcases gone? Fuck? Uh? God? She left? Oh my gosh, she's gone. Desha is gone. H uh huh. I so want to do a credit card. Always wanted to have a bas friend and not. She goes back one day, but I don't make it because everything is good. Her cloves are gone. Things good here too, prescious God, her

templex is gone, comes good. Everything is good. This episode was created and written by Alicia Brown, Sarah Ahmond, and Sophie Dinner Call, directed and composed by Sarah Ahmand, with music supervision by Alicia Brown and Sophie Dinnerical Executive produced by Brian walland for Anthem Entertainment, produced by Selena Razzick with audio by David Gulik and Take Gregor, starring Ranita Lewis, Jules Forceburg, Larry and Leah Cocanets with additional voices by MICHAELA. McCormick,

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