EPISODE 2 - Becky’s Party

over Chloe. And I'm glad that random guy you showed up with the other day was just your weird cousin and not your boyfriend. Yes, silly, come on, you know you're the only one for me. Is it okay? We kiss again? Yes? Of course, turned around and kiss me. Wait, Jean, I said, turn around and kiss me, baby. It's prom night. Come on, you promised tonight we'd finally seal the deal. But where's Gina? She was just you? You? You were her? Well you've really been hitting, not from just hard having you.

I don't drink John, You know that about me? Who I was just you? And I'm not sleeping with you? Okay? Okay, but we need about knife. What knife? Oh? Right, then knife, I'm going to stab you with? Sorry, Johnny boy? Oh what have I done? Wake up? Deja? No, it's just a dream. But I was covering in so much blood. You're not covered in any blood? Oh no, wait, actually you are. No, she got a period. She woke up like this. This is your lawyer calling those fiance lyrics

like yeah, we can't uh you know so, Deja? Who's John? John? Yeah, the one you were screaming about this morning? Oh that John. How much did you hear of that dream? Oh? Not too much? Just you know the murder part? Cool? Google Google? Oh yeah, John from high school. I've never told you by him? No, I don't recall receiving that information. No, definitely not. It was just the first person I ever slept with. Wait, sorry, what what do you say? You were like mumbling he was the first person I read

a sex with no big deal? Wait? What chill? It's not a big deal. Okay, so you're telling me that you are not a gold star lesbian. How did I not know that? God? I feel so loud to wait. Okay, okay, let me get this straight. The sex was so bad that you dreamt about murdering him five years later. Dreams work in mysterious ways. No, I think that was God. Are you trying to convert me? Yes? Peace be with you. Welcome to the Church of Chloe Stevens of Latter Day Saints.

Please be seated. Oh fuck? What it's Becky ship? Do you think she found the vibrator I left at her house? I mean, did you write your name on it? Uh? Who do you think I am? But what do I do? I do? I don't know? Answer it? Okay, okay, Oh hey Becky? How you? I mean, how's it going? M my sea? What's going on? Uh? Yeah okay, sure, yeah, yeah yeah, so many songs? Got it? Time? Perfect? Okay, yeah, I'll see you then. But by now, well, Um, Becky just called to tell me she's also shocked you're not

a gold star lesbian. I hate you so much. Well was she talking about? Um? Well, huh, spit it out, dude. We just got our first paid gig. Yeah, we're finding money, money, money, money, money every time. They just got the first big gig. No, they got to go shopping for a s new clothes, better old clothes so they can look like sty o typical. Let's get some the nineties. Look at you? Okay, I like it. Give me a spin. Come on, turn around, turn okay. So the last Oh yeah, dude, work it.

Who's gonna cut down some trees? Chloe? Are outfit makes me feel like I should be on the cover of Plaid today except tim our issue. Dude. I know this is our first gig. Come on, we have to look the part. How is the second hand flannel going to do that for us? Chloe? This makes no sense. Um. The venue is called gold Star, dude. Okay, Oh right, and keep forgetting I guess you wouldn't know anything about

that one. Wow. You know what. I didn't realize me not being a gold Star lesbian affected you this much. Well you should have realized. It's literally all I can think about now. All right, let me let me put it this way. We're lesbians. Yeah, we're playing guitars, not a place called gold Star, Okay. I mean people are gonna be expecting craving, hoping for an acoustic set obviously, so you know, Flannel, Wait, an acoustic is that what

Becky wants? Who cares? It's what the people want? Yeah, but some of our songs don't even have an acoustic version yet. Oh no, no, no no, I know we're not. We're not playing those. We're not playing those. So what are we going to play that? I'll send you a little later. I wrote like four new songs last night. Okay, it's pretty exciting. I can tell you that it's going to be like a lot like Tracy Chapman and the Indigo Girls, like mixed up in a blunder. Don't worry,

you'll pick them up fast. It's gonna be perfect. Wait, you wrote four songs? What were you doing crushing at her all all night? And who are the Diego Girls? Oh my god, I can't believe you know Indigo girls? Okay, sorry, who are the Indego Girls? Okay? Oh wow, you really aren't, Uncle Sir Lesbian Chloe, I swear if you keep bringing

up y'all doing all right over here? Oh yeah? Curiosity? Um. Too many shirts that say we've been dating for a week and now want to take it to the next level by going a couple of therapy or like something in that vein. You know now we don't, but we know we do. We have some shirts that's say little up and on with kalvankalving only you so you sell used underwear here? Yeah, we call it lightly you No, no, no, no, you know what. We are all set on underwear. We

just got some the other day. Um. But thank you for your for the offer. You don't know problem, sir. You know, Holly, if you need me hm rata from sir. Honestly I don't need it. Oh then good sir. I tip the hat to you. Okay. So um, I was thinking maybe we could play one of my songs, the one that I showed you the other day. Oh um. I mean I'm not sure it would really fit the whole acoustic theme, you know, Like I don't think it'll vibe with the crowd, but um, you know, next time

probably yeah cool? Oh my god. Okay, you know what, you have to get that flannel and I'm going to get this one because with like you and the red and knee and the gaream unstoppable. Hi. We'd like to interrupt the program to talk about something extremely serious, and that is producing a comedy podcast during the COVID pandemic due to these unprecedented times. You may hear in the upcoming scenes myself voicing both Becky and the host of

tonight's show at gold Star. Once again, Becky and the host are two different characters played by me narrator one. Sure in retrospect this is confusing, and yes, this type of thing might happen many more times throughout the season. Please take a moment to suspend your disbelief and remember, as they say in high school musical, We're all in this together. Now back to the show. Yo, I thought you said this was an acoustic show. Yeah, dude, it is. Well.

Oh look there's Becky Becky. Hey, wait, does she mad to you or is she like not kind of giving me? Yes, I mean it just looks like she's blinking. Okay, pay Chloe from the goal and sorry, what's your name? Deja? Also from the goal? Right, Actually, it's okay. Here are your drink tickets if you have any sound needs. Franciscoes in the back. I have to go check in with the m C. But let me know if you guys do anything. Okay, cool, Thanks, welcome to gold Star Cafe.

Without further ado, please give it up for your hosts. Not free job, free bagel. Hello, thank you for blessing us with your presence tonight and cold stark coffee. We know mercury is in retrograde, so we appreciate you even more for coming out. Thank you. We have such a great show. Fire tonight. Let's go ahead and get the show started with some spoken word poetry. That's right, introducing as once again, hit it, Francisco. The rain is falling, falling, falling.

Your tears are calling, calling, calling. My wound is an empty basket. Best cat, best cat, waiting for your hand. Let's touch touch, touch me me me, Oh my god, what is what kind of show have you brought you to? Oh? No, oh god, I hope we're not next, right, don't let us be next? Very special, normous by the goal. No, they seem so nice. Let's give it a particle. Oh did they? Did they just bow at us? Do we bow back up? Yep, we're bowing. Okay, bout hello gold star,

we're the goal. Shout out to Becky, Hey Becky, thanks for having us. All right, how about we just get started? What song do you want to do? First? Dude? Just follow my lead? One, two, three, four. You have green hair, I have pink. You had green hair. I have th da swimming. My sweat pours past fear to do you then, mont Drew, is your name as Sunday? My ant name is Dedi, by the way, and not by the way, isn't her last name of desire? Whose desire? Yeah? You

are green Hair. I think on pitch Day that song was called Pools of Desire. Um. This next song is another one I wrote last night. It's called Happy Mother's Day, Dad. This one goes out to you, Dad, wherever you are. I want to three dat you Dad? What do you think me? Da? Appreciate me? So? Happy mothers? Do? Happy mother shit? Damn it? Buck, I mean sorry, sorry, everyone, Just let me start over that that wasn't right. Just give me a second. Hold on to Chloe, what are

you doing? All right? Well? Thanks? Wait wait no, no, please please wait, just let us do one more? Please, we got it? One more? What are you doing? You're fucking on the show. Just follow my lead. And I keep waiting for something new, but only something that will change my mind, Like I keep waiting for something true, that fairy tale ship that don't make you blue. But I'm caught up losing afraid of what you were choosing in me. What could we be if you chosese me?

You chose me. How could things be if I chose me? Ya? Wow? Wow that last song was you know, made a little hot and heavy, right, just and t because we have another poem for you guys. Yes, it's by us Francisco. You know what to do talk Oh my clock time. This audience was cord. I don't know why they didn't like our set. I don't know what's wrong with them. They're just all yeah, I don't know, weird, they're they're weird. But I mean they did seem to like our last song,

so oh really you think so? Yeah? I mean it seems heyds right. That last song was killer. The crowd loved you, you think, Thanks dude? You know I actually got you a drink. Hope you like to quill due? Thank you? Hey, Becky, I guess I'll just get my own drink then be right back. Yeah you really dope? Did you produce that track too? Yeah? I did incredible. Listen. I hope book KEPOC events all over Oakland. Let me get your email. I'll keep an eye off for any

potential gigs for you yo. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks so much, like for real? Thank you? That? Actually, what are you doing tonight? Nothing? Really why I was up because I'm hosting get together. You should stop on by. The beer here is so expensive. Actually that sounds really cool. Can Chloe come with me? Oh? Most deaf? Most deaf? Wait, what's happening now? Welcome to London Town. We just got what this is actually Oakland. Let's go on a party tonight.

Sounds so tight. Turn that round upside down, Chloe, she said, Dude, ring the doorbell. I did do it again, I did twice. Maybe you should just text her here. Hold this, I'll knock. I should believe you brought this. I thought fruitcake was only available during the holidays. Well I didn't want to show up empty handed, and it was half off at the corner store. So oh oh gross. Oh yeah, hopefully it doesn't care anyone. Hey, guys, come on in. Welcome

to Chateau Beckat Hey nice place. Oh, I brought something. I think it's a fruitcake. Oh dope, you know my Grandmoma's fruitcake. Thank you? Is she here? No, she's dead, um, but she were here, I'm sure she'd eat it up. And you guys, Hey, Marie baby, come over here. Okay, Desa, this is my girlfriend Marie. Marie. This is Desia and obviously you know Chloe. Hi, Desia, it's nice to meet you, Chloe. Pleasure as always. Hey Marie, Desia, did you know that

Chloe here is just posible for starting our beautiful open relationship? Oh? I was not aware? Were you away of this? Chloe? I was not, but Gruey, you're welcome. Yeah you know. I was like a little bit hesitant at first, I will admit, but now I see it's made us so much more closer. M all right, Um, so we're gonna go and grab some drinks. I love you so much. Oh my god, Becky is staring at me while they're making out right in the eyes, so creepy or hot?

I decided. Yet, good to know everything is okay between you guys. Yeah. Hopefully she'll book us for more shows, but not at gold Star. I'm going to stay it again. But that crowds on it for a week and it went away. Oh ship is that Gina? Hey? Let's go say hi Gina. Oh actually I think I think I know this person. Terry. Is that you? Terry? What's up? Actually? It's gay? They just please don't wow? Okay bye, excuse me, gay girl coming through? Excuse me. Oh, Gina, Chloe, my girl, Hey,

long time, no see have you been. How's the studio life? Oh? You know, the usual drawing from Vegina's and I can't complain. Oh my gosh, Dave, that is good. You should really trademark that. I can see it now. Gina's Vegina's. Okay, I am like buying this domain right this minute. Just it's like, Chloe, have you that night? Partner? Tina? Partner? I don't know, I don't think so. Oh hi, Gina and I have been partners since I started my famous

online quilting business. I started it four months ago, and you know, it's just been popping off ever since. It's a real whirlwind. Oh you know Chrissy Teagan, she is a huge fan. I always thought that was like for old people, you know, wow, age just much. Oh no, no, I was just kidding. I just didn't realize that people actually still quilt it. You know. The only quote I know is like quilted Northern. Did you get it? No,

that's weird. Um hey let me see your phone. Um, okay, this is my handle, so amazing spelled s e w C. I'm going to click follow and okay, great, yeah, new friends. Great, I'll look for your follow back then. Oh no, I really like to keep my feed clear. Yeah. My therapist thinks it's like healthier for me, so I only follow blue checks doctor's orders. Sorry, yeah she doesn't. She doesn't even follow me, so don't it's not personal. Yeah, Chloe, did I see you walk in with Desia like and

a loaf of bread? Ah? Yes, Desia and a very old fruit cake. And I'm not talking about myself funny. Okay, I'm going to go say hi to her. Tina tell Chloe about the tumor. Oh my god, Okay, you better sit down. You will never believe this better than the BA like you need to binge watch season five immediately. Oh I'm sorry to interrupt. You know what I think? My phone is ringing ring ring. Oh yeah, it looks like my cousin. I'm cousin. Hey, cousin, aren't Prudence? So

let me tell you what happens next. Desia duchess Tina like a cold heart accent, Asa meets Tina Tinas with Gina beckets look up with Chloe gave us actually dry or starry she gave But it doesn't matter because everybody's game beyond to the Dad. They'll take you the dad, and then they'll take you the day they'll take you the dad. Breads on Gina wind this tru Betina hope teach a big truth. Of course she makes true now they just feeling makes that she's gotta take a leak.

So she talks to the Brook and doesn't weak. And she doesn't want to tell the jee and she likes Gina does she thinks telling does too. She doesn't want to tell the Juth. How's Jenslan? Tina wants to go to Oh jeez, okay, calm down, Dasha, breathe, okay, deep breaths. Be cool, You're cool. Everything is cool, right, busy occupied to I said, busy one second, I've seen one moment. Can I come in? Oh, I'm I mean, I'm kind of in here, so all right, I'm coming in. Are you?

Are you okay? Yeah? I'm fine? What is with you in bathrooms? You've been avoiding me all night? Me? No, I've not been avoiding you. I mean, that's crazy. You're crazy if you think that I've really been really I'm crazy. Yeah, crazy, Danja. I'm not leaving this bathroom until you tell me. What's up? Well, I guess you're gonna be stuck in here all night then, because nothing is up? What is it? Tina? Look, I know she comes off as an asshole, but she's like

a good personally. She seems real great. You picked a real winner. What do you mean by that? I mean you've got great taste, Chloe, Tina, that random guy you showed up with the other day in my apartment, seems like you're dating all kinds of great people. Whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa slowed down. So this is what it's about. Yeah, you flirt with me at that party, wanting me to text you, and then I find out you slept with my roommate. Now you're flaunting all these other people in

front of me. I don't know. I just I don't get it. Wow, Okay, First of all, nothing happened with Chloe. She was drunk. I was drunk. I took her home and slept on the foot of her bed. That was it. Second of all, I'm not flaunting anyone in front of you. I'm just happily dating people. That's what polly people do. Well, why are you flirting with me? Then? If you're happily dating other people because I like you. I'm sorry, I just don't understand. How how hard is it for you

to understand? I like you? Do you do? You want to get out of here? The bathroom? Where the party? Um? I don't know? Both? What about Tina? Tina m I'm not her primary. She knows I'm not going home with her tonight, got it? You know what? I still have so much to learn. All right, let's go. Are you coming? Oh? Well, I actually do have to use the bathroom, So could you like, oh for a second, yeah, of course. Sorry, I'm gonna I'll get you out there, and I'm closing

the door. Now, did you get the answers you're looking for? Low young love? Where everybody go? I don't know. I think they went outside? Chloe, why don't you wear pants? Three words for you? Lesbian oil wrestling party? Oh? Okay, that's far words. Okay, that sounds like something I'm definitely not interested in. You baby, have fun? Okay? Oh wait, and you're you're okay? Yeah? Yeah, I'm all good. I'm just probably gonna go home and smoke a little bit.

That sounds great. I'll see you at home probably sometimes I'm sure the future. Where are you were next? Gosh, she's gonna eat in your lives? Okay, I gotta go bye? Oh are you ready? Yes, ma'am? Okay, Wow, Desha, you think she's gonna get it in tonight? I think she might, I mean hopeful. I don't think she's ever done this before. I don't think so either. Do you think Gina is patient enough? I don't know. She's really gotta like guide her through because you know, I didn't know. I mean

I didn't know. Pussy has had variety. You know, my first time a word, Well, I'm gonna say it again, pussy variety. Alright, Tune in next time to Tampon Rock. This episode was created and written by Alicia Brown, Sarah Almond and Sophie Didn't Call, Directed and composed by Sarah Almond. Music supervised by Alicia Brown and Sophie Didn't Call. Executive produced by Brian Wallon for Anthem Entertainment. Produced by Selena Razick with audio by Take Gregor and David Gulick. Starring

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