The 14 Year old 16 year old
My brother tricked my sister into letting him drive at 14

My brother tricked my sister into letting him drive at 14
My buddy p!ssed himself at my first house party
I spent two weeks getting a group of my friends together only to blackout and miss the game we were going to
I jumped off a bar balcony on my sister's birthday
My little brother tricked me into telling him about my first college hook-up
My high school cross-country coach slid into my little sister's DMS
I made a girl split the check with me when she started talking to me about her ex boyfriend... on our date
I blacked out at my little brother's darty... stay off the HOOCH
We ran a six-figure weed business through out of our party house basement during our senior year of college and it exploded thanks to the Government's covid pandemic
I made a poster for a high school football game changing a kid's last name and the twitter world pulled the race card on me... listen in and share your opinion
My buddy started a fight pulling leg hair during a basketball game
We almost got struck by lightning at the National Hotdog Eating contest after sticking it out in the middle of a wild storm in New York and somehow missing the contest
I almost fought some Western Kentucky football players over a ski-mask
I was accused of domestic violence at my buddy's wedding
I threw an empty pitcher of beer over my shoulder after a night of college partying and found myself in a fight with a bunch of Mexicans.... none of them spoke English
Me and my grandpa got shot at by a group of local mobsters after finding their hidden stash of money at our job
We shot a student film scene in my party house the day after our biggest party of the year
my mom got denied entrance to a college bar while me and my brother were being fake bouncers
We went to Charlotte for a concert, snuck into a VIP bar lounge, and had an insane experience before getting kicked out.
I was accused of hitting a woman at my buddy's wedding
My buddies caught themselves calling my dad "the R word" in 4k
Our whole school was calling a kid "knucks" for fingering his b*tthole, which turned out to be a cover-up rumor started by another kid who ate his own cum... wild day of school lol
My dad super-man punched me across the garage for "bullying" my little brother
We had a kid mistakenly tweet out a d!ck pic after winning a fight LOL
I was almost fired for working on my lunch break
We almost got my buddy's sports radio show kicked off campus for cussing live on the air
We almost fought a crackhead at cross-country practice
My buddy launched a kid into the woods during his final cross-country race in an epic fashion
We called a girl ghost for being so pale and I made that her snapchat name.... which she ended up seeing LOL
When our XC coach informed us that my best friends couldn't be in a pep rally put on by our seniors... I made sure they were in it anyway and our xc seniors kind of ruined the pep-rally for our coach, totally worth it HAHA!