Pumpkin Smashing Cop Chase
We were suspects for the local police after what we thought was an innocent night of pumpkin smashing

We were suspects for the local police after what we thought was an innocent night of pumpkin smashing
In an attempt to steal the dance floor I attempted a bold move that resulted in a crash and fall epically failing into a crowd of females
After accidentally hitting a car we had to break into the vehicle and believe it or not it was all to leave a proper apology and opportunity to come clean
We almost killed ourselves on the way to support our friend at his loved ones funeral
I got a birthday BJ from my roommate's stalker
I used to steal shoes from my first High School Job and got in Breaking Bad level deep
I shattered our neighbors' window with a 40 bottle
Halloween weekend 2019... I ended up fighting my best friend and some chicks boyfriend all to avoid awkwardness with a chick I had hooked up with earlier in the week
A kid paid me 175 bucks to have sex in my room
Unshaved pubes cost me my first college hookup
My buddy Kyle was almost attacked by a homeless guy after he accused us of making him crazy
I think the rules for taking down posts "community guidelines" on TikTok are total bullshit.
Our buddy blacked out freshman year of college New Year's, got an entire party shutdown, started a fight, and almost got my friend sued by some kid's parents.... which earned him the nickname junk.
I almost killed my sister and myself in car crash when I passed out at the wheel
I dm'ed my buddy's sister the huge cock club... as a joke
I ruined a little girl's birthday party playing what are the odds
I lost my virginity to a coke dealer's girlfriend and he put out a hit on me
A girl pissed in my buddy's face
My buddy had sex with our friend's sister
My buddy sent a handicap joke to a girl with a special needs sister
I almost killed a kid from my high school in a near car accident
My buddy stole a liquor bottle from our friend's dad
I was choke slammed by my little brother's friend at his graduation party.
We let mice loose in Walmart
My buddy cussed out my dad at my high school graduation party
We got caught looking at a chick's a$$ in Church
Sophomore year of college my friend and I were in a hit and run in our buddy's car! i
Lost a high school crush to an ugly a$$ dude from my high school
We accidentally punched a door in and got chased by some crazy redneck dad
I used to steal fireworks from my first high school job... don't start Facebook beef with High School kids