Talking Scienfeld has brought to you by the four Finger Discount Network. So Saturday night, she had to be impressed by that conversation, had to it was a great performance. I am unbelievable on the phone on the date. That should just have two phones on the table at the restaurant Saturday night. So what did you say? You said you're getting to get Saturday night. That's it. She didn't mentioned anything about the conversation. No, well, you
see, I don't get that. We had a relaxed, stimulating, great conversation. She doesn't mention it. Why doesn't she mention it? She couldn't mentioned the conversation. All right, all right, I'll go on the date. But that's that. Welcome to Talking Sinfold, the podcast where we discuss everything we know about the show about nothing. This week we're here to review the episode The Fix Up. I am Dando. I am Guy Dando,
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This was sort of like this is classic Scifer in the sense that it was very dialogue heavy, just long conversations. Not a lot of different set pieces, just long conversations in like Jerry's apartment and on the phone, which were just felt so real, felt like a conversation you could still have today. I just I just I just loved it. I thought that, um, Cynthia, what a character. Well, of course you're gonna like Cynthia because she, of course is played by in the in the credits of this episode,
she's Maggie Jacobson. She may be known as better known as Maggie Wheeler and Maggie Wheeler of course played Janis on Friends, which is the subject of the One about Friends, another area podcast from the Fourth fe or Pals at the four Finger discount network, and my wife and I host that show. So even you enjoy some Friends, make sure you check out that one, the One about Friends byes Guy. As you were saying this episode. Just
a terrific performance by by miss Wheeler. Yeah, just I don't know if we ever, do we ever see Cynthia again, Does she ever make another appearance? Yeah, I mean she just lit up the room and left because she felt very much in sync with the Seinfeld style, you know, played
well off. So yeah, but I think the bulkore scenes were with Julia Louis Drivers and those two year they bounce off each other really well or played off each other really very very well well, So I think we don't see all that often is Elaine having a female friend to bounce off from long portions
of time. So, like she said, she's had friends on the show, but they've usually been bitchy or whatnos Nor roommates annoying having her with a friend who's on the same wavelength and having a kind of like a Jerry Eline kind of conversation a Bard. Yeah, they've sort of seen both equally neurotic, Yes, I guess, And I think looking at it, Elaine sort of has if she feels like she's kind of got the upper hand in this. It's like, oh, she likes her friend clearly, but also recognized
that her friend has a few flaws. Few folds or whatever, and it's an opportunity to feel a bit a bit good about yourself. Like Jerry says at the very end of the episode when he's talking about fix Up, he goes, you know, that's a good thing, but it's also a power trip for you. You're the one who's you know, sort of steering things in the direction that you think they should go in. That's why Jerry did this. Jerry didn't really want to set up because he wanted George to find
happiness. Even he says, he's like, I just won't work out. He just wants to be able to have the goss, wants to be the puppet master. Yeah. So look, one thing I did notice about this episode, and look, I'm gonna sound like I'm losing my marbles here or losing my memory or whatever, but Seinfeld just had canned laughter before, right, or I had sort of audience participation laughter. It felt really over the top this time. It felt like there was a lot of canned laughter or
studio laughter, or live in front of a studio audience laughter. It just maybe the show was gaining popularity. But you know, you notice it's I think it's I've got it like as my fifth or six point, He's like, very obtrusive applause, very obtusive laughter. And you know when kramerinds like Cramer. That's the most substantial reaction he's received on the show so far.
I think when he's watching the room like it was like to the point where you couldn't even hear him, and he could tell that Michael Richards just just moved on. He was like, I'm not fucking waiting because when you wait for the applause, it sort of kills the kills my momentum of the story, doesn't it. It really does, And I think you know enough people sort of take the piss out of that where someone sounding basking and basking it Okay, now I'll start my line. It's like, don't forget why we're
here, guys. We had to tell this particular story and this and this was a good one. And Larry David he made a point I remember watching it in the DVDs that he hated the crowd responding to crame it where he said, you can get to the point where that to just tell people when he enters, you remain quiet or your laugh or whatever, it's not look because he could see that Cramer was becoming, you know, the the f the Fonzie of the show, and it's like, no, no, this
is sign Feld, not the Cramer Show. Because once once one character sort of takes over, it's hard to pull it back. It quickly becomes the show about them. Well, it's like, we, you know, we recently recorded an episode of Going Down to South Park where we talked a bit about the old sitcom Good Times. That quickly became the donal Mate Show because the character JJ kept sing and everyone was really happy about that as opposed to
the stories that the show was telling. So, um, yeah, no, I'm holy with Larry David on that about you know, you guys shut up. Larry comes out specifically shut the fuck up. So it wasn't just the Cramer entering the room. It was when Elaine says something. It was like the who you told him? Girlfriend? That what's going on here? This isn't Married with Children? I know? And was it the Simpsons that took the piss out of that? Were you know, you know they were
doing the Married with Children. I'm trying to remember the thing that took the piss out of Married with Children is like Simpsons did it and it's like, no peg and then he flushes the toylet. Oh, let's have sex, no piglet. Anyone's like oho, And it's like, yeah, yeah, I can understand if you're a creative individual, you've careered to show. You
sort of poured your heart and soul and energy into it. And you know, it sounds churlish to say, oh, you guys are digging it for the wrong reasons, but you know, if you've got a vision of something, I don't know, I think you're also anticipating the response to it, and when the response is different to what you had in mind, you could
probably get a little frustrated by that. But they'd never been in a show in this format before Seinfeld, where they'd prevented the audience from participating like that. It's just like, oh, this is a live sitcom. He's the funny character. He's like the the wacky neighbor. That's who we're supposed to gravitate towards. He's the see him all that often usually, so it's like when he comes on stage, like oh, yeah, he's our favorite's like no, no, this is different. People, Shut the fuck up.
This isn't fucking Morgan Mendy, this is this is si Feld. But yeah, I really enjoyed that. And also I watched the on the Inside Look Again, which is like a little bind sand Stocker on the DVDs. And Jason Alexander has said that this was sort of when the show writers and the show runs realized that he was willing to have his physical attributes really be the butt of a joke. You know, he's not fat, he's strong, and he says like he was willing to be, in his words, a
sexual buffoon. And once sort of like because he said at this point, Larry's sort of he'd write jokes about being bored and things like that. You sort of look at George, I sort of look at Jason, you okay with this? And he'd be like, yeah, I'm fine. But this is like this episode here was when they truly realized, Okay, we can have some fun with George's weight, and we can, and Jason's not going to feel bad about it. He's willing to. He accepts who he is.
This is who he is, and he's going to make the most of it. And you know what I mean. And yeah, this is sort of where he says the George character really flourished and they could really realize, hey, we can make fun of him being born, make fun of him being fat and short and things like that, and that would go on to
become a rural part of the character going forward. It's great when you've got a performer like that, who's just I guess feel as Bulletproof gets I think that's the Yeah, it's like, okay, well this is what you're working with. You take advantage of that. Yeah. Yeah. It was written by by Larry Charles and Lane Pops, and they have said that um or Larry said that this happened to them. So they they had friends and they try to fix them up and it just went terribly. That's where I got
the idea for this. They pitch it to Jerry and Larry and they said, you go right this straight away. And they won the Emmy for this episode for Outstanding Individual Achievement in Writing in a Comedy Series and the Seinfeld's first Emmy, I believe. Yeah. Yeah. And a cool little thing is that Jerry actually read out the winner at that year's award show, and they
knew that Jerry was going to be reading out the under the award. They didn't never going to win, so they said they were in the lima on the way there and he wrote like this speech and it goes for like five minutes, and they got there, like you realize, if you win, it's thirty second, he's gonna get five minutes. And they just they scrutched that up and wrote a new speech for Jerry to read for them, and you can actually find this on on on YouTube, and it're gonna goes for
like thirty seconds or so. But Jerry's reading the speech and it's they wrote it in the way that Jerry is talking himself up, like you know, he's a humanitarian and he's this and the other. And then Larry Child rips the note out of Jerry's hand says, coming, that's enough, as if to say Jerry was like taking into advantage of the situation. But like it was very, very funny. I thought it was cool that Jerry Seinfeld got to read out the first Emmy Award win for Seinfold, Like what are the
others? That's fantastic. Yeah, And also I like that they still reference the past. Um So Elaine mentions how George tried to poison his boss and that's exactly what happened when he got fired, remember in the Revenge. Yeah, that is a good one. But what were your favorite moment from The Fix Up God? First of all, Yeah, just a great moment in editing where it's in the very early scene where you I think it's Synthia saying, oh, she's hopeless or she's desperate or something, and they cut to
George's eating spaghetti really badly or just being an absolute slob. I thought that was fantastic, and it's a nice sort of seed plant for you know, the very end of the episodes. I thought that was great. One thing I noticed, and you know, this is done in the early nineties, so people we may well be taping it on their on their videocachet recorder.
Yeah whatever. But there's something I noted that Jerry has his shelf full of videotapes and there's a scene that actually takes place right in front of that, and I'm pausing. There's some of the titles on these videotapes, and I wrote some of them down. They've got titles like easy Love, Gunfights, rug Burn, and one is just called the title. So it's like, I'm wondering who you know, if there was a production design manager who did
that, or if it feels like something Larry David would do. Let's look at si VHS tape titles. Whether it's like one of those things that they change each episode, because like, for example, in Friends, they have the chalkboard or the whiteboard on the back of the channeler and jobby store or whatever, is the us to write something different on every episode. Let's see if that's the thing that goes on in Seinfeld? Does anyone know the meaning
behind the titles? Look at look at it Reddit thread here from last year or the VHS tapes. What are the ones that you had? Easy Love, gun Fights, Rugburn, that's probably my favorite. Yeah, yeah, so we've got easy Love. Gun fights are great men. He's another one here, so yeah. So obviously it's just something that's made up. I guess. Yeah. I don't think these are actual. I mean it's like Rochelle Rochelle or prognosis neg no, no, no, no, it's just
someone who got bought or it's like quick, we need titles. It's like title. But you know, I mean, if if you're seeing something like easy Love or Rugburn, you're assuming these might be pornos. Yeah that's true. But no. The thing is, though, this is an era where freeze framing isn't really a thing. You didn't really put any easy. I know the Simpsons were putting you in there, but the Simpsons pulled out of Eastern reag into the show not expecting anyone to ever finally except for themselves,
like they knew they'd be in there. But people, but people at home, would never actually pick up on it. And then DVDs came around, It's like, oh shit, we can't hide anything anymore because they can free name it. But yeah, I think the idea would have been just quickly just write anything on that, like gunfights. That's pretty cool. What else did you enjoy? I like this bit about about buying condoms at the at the pharmacists at the cameras do stand up, wasn't it? Yeah? It
was good stick. I mean, something I've never understood though, is just the embarrassment about buying condoms. Yeah, you know, it's like telling the world you get late, what's wrong with it. That's why I always sort of looked at when I bought someone I was younger, I was like, that's right, I'm getting lucky, unless, of course, you know you're thirteen years old or would well, of course they were probably thirteen year olds out there who are getting laid good on them. Yeah, it's and also
a acadims way being shy about it. So you buy the actual large ones. It's like they're looking mate, come on, I'm happy to sell them to you. But yeah, let's be realistic. My favorite goals high. That's fine, But I really enjoyed George just immediately giving up when he finds out that Cynthia didn't mention the phone call. Oh well, I'll go did it. But that's it. That's it's over, immediately admits and concepts. That's just going to be finished. I thought that was cool. I really
enjoyed the hair conversation. I think lustrious hair is important to me. It's important to you. Yeah, okay, I just want to clarify to you it's very important thick, lustrious hair. Okay, then and well the heir get stuck. I just thought Jerry's response, and that was really Jerry is very well. He's getting very good at acting like Jerry. In the first few episodes, first a couple of seasons. Yeah, hit and Miss. He's really finding his groove now. They're writing lines and comedy that fits his
abilities. That's yeah. I think there's a few things in there, and then one of those is very bang on that you know, they know what the writers know what he's capable of, and tailoring the dialogue and the exchange is all that to suit him. But also I think he's getting more and more comfortable and more and more familiar with the people that he's working with. Yes, you know, and they're able to pick up on each other's rhythms. Like they say, if you want to be a good chess player,
you play someone who's better than you. Jason Alexander and Julie Louie Draffus and Michael Richards, they've all done their time in sketch. I think Julie Louie Dreffus was on Saturday Night Live. Michael Richards was on another TV sketch show, a sketch comedy show, yess. Alexander's an actor, so you know, these are all people who sort of have a bit more experience than than Jerry, and I think working alongside them or working with them, yeah,
it makes him a bit stronger. It's not just confidence with who he's working with I think as his confidence in the show is now finally succeeding the show that people are now being as a hit show. So he's just got that sort of he can tell. He's sort of got that little aura of confidence around him now where the first couple of seasons it was kind of like, yeah, I'm still trying. Yeah, I'm still trying to wigger who I am. And now it's just like I'm Seinfeld from Seinfeld. You know this
show is all about me. And he's just he's got the confidence. He can really really tell all the way he's acting. Also, my final thing here is George's excitement add impregnating somebody. I can do it. I did it. I did it. Say my boys can swim, My boys can swim. They did it. I can do it. It's so funny, Like that's the feeling when when Nikola first said she was pregnant. I was like, damn, I work, they work. We did it. Boys. Could you spell that? Please? No? Next question, It's time
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now time, mister Davis. After reading all those names, my breath back, what's ther first question? I don't have that many, okay for you, I'm sorry, but let's start with how much can George lift one hundred pounds? He can lift one hundred pounds, which is why let's have a look, say something like fifty five and two kilos? It is forty five when I was just wrong. It's not too bad. It's getting there. My first question is Bob Sacamano got a job at a condom factory where it
was in Jersey? Right, I was in New Jersey. I'm pretty sure they just say Edison, but yeah, oh okay, then I'm pretty sure Edison is in New Jube. Yeah, but that's just yeah, okay, okay. One point I was about to say I was right, except I was wrong. How long did the conversation between the phone conversation between George and Cynthia? Last good question I want to say, was it, oh, ship three hours? It's twenty minutes. Only twenty minutes? Nice? Yeah,
okay, there you go. My first My next question is what word does George used to describe Cynthia's voice? There's meliflus Yes, what's your next question? Do you have any more? If I stolen your last one? Melifluis was my last quass same? My final question is what time did they get home from their dates? Was eleven eleven pm? It's a little bit later than that. They say, Oh it's it's it's quarter to twelve, and they're not haven't called me yet? Yeah? Oh eleven forty five?
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iconic series still relates to our lives to this day. But One of Our Friends is available now on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you find your podcasts. The original airdate of The Fix Up was February fifth, nineteen ninety two. It was written by Larry Charles and Elaine Pope and directed by Tom Sharonez. Guest star and Maggie Wheeler as Cynthia. The episode kicks off with some stand up describing or talking about a conductor at a show. I've always thought
this we went and saw Star was and toy story. Recently, Nick and I were with them with the Life Orchestra, and like they're obviously doing something, you know, but it's like, I don't understand. I'm always fascinated by these wiggles of the wand how is that telling them what to do? I don't I don't get it. I must admit I'm kind of curious about it as well. This Will reminded me of two things. Brought things two
things to mind. First of all, weird, like a music competition when I was back in school, and one of the moment that brought the house down was one particular group had this kid come out as conductor, and that this kid's name was Will Morgan and Will wash It's popular guy, good sportsman,
very funny, probably the least cultured person you'd ever meet. So for him to come out with you know, conductor's baton and sort of stand in front of them, you know, these kids playing music and just going everyone was like yeah, And of course everyone was in on the joke. I
mean, Will was definitely on the joke that that was very funny. Also, there's a movie coming out I think early next year called Ta Ta stares Australian legend Kate Blanchett, and she's playing like a symphony conductor, and I must have been I'm looking forward to it primarily because apparently it's like, oh,
she's at the top of the game. He's you know, like one of the best of the Lord. I'm like, well, maybe there's movie they explain exactly what a conductor does, what makes that good one from a bad one? Hopefully. Yeah, you're right. I imagine it's about keeping the flow of them, keeping everybody in sync. But do you mean there's Jerry points out like, well, you were reading from the same pay can't be that hard, Kennon. Do they ever look up at the conductor or
are they not looking at their notes? Like at that the sheet music that I've always just been fascinated by it. Yeah, I guess it's just sort of steering the orchestra in the direction that they need to go and making sure that everyone, you know, someone isn't playing too fast or you know, the overall timber of the music isn't speeding up. It's like, no, slow down, like let's go down. I don't know. I don't conductor on the show as a guests to explain it to us, what do you
reckon? Quite possibly without like we'd probably end up with like a trainer trainer, all right. So George thinks that he just needs to accept that he's never going to meet anybody. Maybe you won't, he says, hard enough to meet women you dislike much less like and Joey's it's just he's not passionalized. But he's not really pay much attention. And my nostrils getting bigger now. And George wants to know what is the big deal? Why can't just
approach a woman say you know, hello, I'm George and whatnot? And an attractive woman walks past. He gets all flustered. Yeah that's me when I was younger. I like, you like to pretend you confident with your mates, and then a hot girl walks over and you're like, oh, I don't know what to do anymore. I remember one thing in particular,
and I don't know how I remember this because I was clearly drunk. Actually at a bar in Hong Kong. This is back in but probably around the time this episode came out, went out and ended up in Hong Kong. That's correct. I was living in Hong Kong for a little while and out of this out of this bar in the nightclub district, and i'd I clearly had a bit to drink, and I saw this very attractive woman across the
across the bar, and I was just drunk enough thing I should. I'm just gonna go over and say hard to this woman, you know, and see what happens from there. And I think I made it to with it, like a few feet of it, and I saw that she was just so far out of my own that it would have just been a fool's errand and I think I just stopped here and said you know what, no, and then just walked away. But I think actually said that it was like you know what now, but clearly in a way it was like okay,
and she knew it too, Like I can't not in this arena. I would love to see that in person, this this hot chick and a guy approaching her and just stops like two feet short and just goes noah back sway like that would be hilarious to see, I think, but you also give him props like at least he at least he's aware enough to know don't embarrass himself. But sometimes just think I was pretty emptily sometimes it's gonna go for it. You never know, you could have said something to us. She
might have been could be your wife, now that that is true. And I think I was like pretty emptibly just like, you know what, this isn't gonna win well for either. The fear of failures what holds us back, isn't it? There is that absolutely yep. I just I do have a very fun memory that just like no, no, just no men out there, you know. I mean the problem is the good ones. No, they're good, they know they're in such a man they're just not interesting
in confining themselves to one person. I hate the good ones. There's a good question. I think he thinks she is. The mediocre ones are available, but they're so insecure about not being one of the good ones that they're always going one, I'm not good there for you? What are you doing with that? And eventually I just go, you're right. I just thought Maggie Wheel was so funny throughout this whole episode, just everything. She just
she did it so well. It was it was odd though, hearing her just talk and not yeah yeah, but I thought she was really good. She um. She asked Elaine. Is Jerry a good one? He thinks he is? I think I think he thinks yea, which is perfect exactly as sums up Jerry he thinks he is. She says she needs she needs someone who's desperate, and then we cut to George with all the spaghetti all
over his face. And I think this episode is the first time we've sort of got the the implication of George is a messy eater because it comes up and learn the episodes with the other Sunday down his shirt and things like that. But um, but yeah, he's um kind of a slob. I am in the camp of everyone at the table when George is eating being disgusted when it comes to eating your food, have some form of like restraint, don't be an animal like oh yeah, And I hate me personally. I
hate loud chewers, like I hate when I can hear something. I hate what I can hear, the food in your mouth being munched up, like close your mouth. God's sakes. It just really it's one of my pet peeves and it sounds stupid, but it's me. No, no, look, I'm I'm all too aware of it. I mean to the point where you know I'll be asking something, Can I get an extra knapp and or do? Then that'd be great, thank you, And he's take a bite,
wipe the mouth, another bite, white the beard. Yes, It's funny how some meals when it comes to chips, right, some meals you'll eat chips with a fork, and some meals you're eating with your hand, Like burger and chips. It's fine to pick up the chips with your hand, but if you're having a steak you're gonna have you're gonna use the knife and fork, right, I guess if everything on the on the on the
plate is um his hand for his finger fit, it's fine. But I remember when I on a date with a girl once at the Sporting Globes long before I met Nicola, and we both got burger and chips. It was like Burger Knight actually hit the burger with a knife and fork, and I was like do I do that? Now? What if I do? And I was like, fuck it, I'm not it's just awkward. So I use my hands, my head, and I could tell she's like looking at
me, funny. He's like, look at this animal using his hands, and I was like using a knife and fork for a fucking burger, Like what is going on? It was the most It was the most awkward dinner because I can tell the entire time I'm trying to have this conversation, but the entire time I can tell she's judging me for using my hands to eating a burger. I'll never forget that. It was so odd. Well,
there you go. There's there's a Seinfeld episode in itself, or at least a part of the Seinfeld episode in itself gotten to the point I'm flirting with operators on the phone. I much made a deep wood one. So there's still a hole. I don't why hole Hope telling me my dream is to become hopeless. Well, you're hopeless. You don't care. And when you don't care, that indifference it makes you attractive man. So hopelessness is the
key. Oh, that's that's just like Larry David to a t. Janice says, you know she's got married by the time she's fourdish, She's gonna have to kill him mother, and she just feels so sorry for her or listen a bitter I could be young and bitter. And she asked the lane to them to order a piece of cake and she's going to go throw up.
They slide into believe me a joke in here, and I was like, as somebody's suffered through that, I was like, I laughed at it, but I'm just like, wow, that's just like you didn't focus on it. But I was like, shit, that's a fucking Believia joke. Holy crap. Yeah, I mean, some feld's going for it. The
last episode was the suicide. The last episode of the week after was the suicide, you know, and then the sneak in the eating disorder gag into this one time wow because later later I was like, whoa, okay, cool. I thought I appreciate it. But when out at the apartment and Jerry's hands are filthy from the newspaper, I should give you a wipeout the river joint, I thought the same thing when you're eating your newspaper and you're like, what may have my hands all black? Just happened when I was
working back at the day, we were packing boxes of pop culture. You and I. You have to shove the newspaper to the box. You get the end of the day and you hands are all black and say oh god, oh oh yeah. Now they are asked. Jerry asked Elaine what they cheated about, and when she when she said, you know, the Federal Reserve, the rainforest, I thought that was her being sarcastic. I've got I had my notes. They're so similar like that is like a smarmy response
that Joey would give her. But then she's like, oh no, she thinks it would be good to um, you know, shut the rainforest down in that way. We have to have that conversation anymore. They don't get the idea for the fix up. Actually, George was some rare form. He just can't find anybody. I know. Cynthia too, she's really given up George too. Yeah right, I've never fixed anybody yet. Oh me neither. And I am not about to start with George. Well why wouldn't
you start with George? Do you think she's too good for George? I didn't say too good. Did I say too good? Oh? You implied it. I didn't say it. Because if you think she's too good for George. You are dead wrong, dead wrong. Who is he? He's George's but you don't think she's beautiful? What's with the eyebrows? You know what your problem is, your standards are too high. Not with you, that's because my standards are too low. I like that Jerry was backing up
George because and Elane's backing up Cynthia. It's like they've got their friends, their friends, but they've also got their own friends. And Jerry all his faults aside. He will support George to the end of the earth, like he's backing it up. It's his best mate. But it's complicated, I think because I think partly he's like, no, no, George is all right. But I think it's also Jerry's big upping himself a little bit because
he's like, he recommend he's with George. Yeah, and any impression of George is reflected on Jerry's what It's like, why are you friends with this guy? Yeah? It's sometimes a bit of an old one to to work out. So yeah, because I'm I wrote, does Jerry really think George is that good? And I don't know. It's it's an interesting one. Jerry then points out her eyebrows, and I was like, what's wrong with her eyebrows? I rewound at that point and I was like, eyebrows look
perfectly normal to me. I don't understand what's wrong with the eyebrows. But you know your standards too high? Well, I went out with you because you because my standards are too low. That's where we get the low like the married with children kind of response from the crowd there. M Alaina mentions that you know her eyebrows, you know, some women pluck them all out
of their heads and draw them on just to have. Some women would kill to have eyebrows like that, which comes in later on, which I thought was pretty cool George's and he says that George is fast and he's strong, and I tell you he can beat a hook, like never to beat it, like when you went fishing with mates. Some mates can't beat a hook, and you feel like it's kind of like when you say to a guy, put a shelf up and they can't put a shove up. You feel
like less of a man. Oh yeah, it's like my day would take your fish and he's like, bait the hook, and I'm like my head, I'm like I don't really know how to do this. Let's just fucking wing it. Let's just shove, just get this hook and to shove stuff on. Dad's like you fucking I'm like, I'm so sorry. Well,
you never taught me. You never taught me. It's terrible. I mean when you're at that age, or at any age, because it can still happen, you know, when you think you're old enough to know about it's like, man, I don't know how to do this, Can you show me? I mean, it's the simplest thing in the world to say. We've had this discussion before where we discussed how we can't drive manual cards.
People these days like it's like so much of a big deal. But I went for a job, as I was saying, and they're like, can you drive manual? Yeah? And I was like, oh, I can learn. Like you can't drive manual. I'm like, I'm so sorry. As we said, if it's easy to drive, order just fucking make what what's the need for manual? I don't there, but it's one of those
things where driving a manual car. If you can't drive manual. I remember Nicolas, Dad was like had a manual car and then he found out that I couldn't drive these all about vehicles, and he found out I couldn't drive a manual. I could just tell you look to me like less of a man. I don't care, man, I don't care, buddy. But Jerry, he thinks it's a good idea. You know, are we going to share information like every secret? What if it worked out? Yeah?
Right, So Jerry's revealing there that he doesn't think this is gonna work. You just think it's gonna be fun. The power are they're going to have over each other, all the goss they could tell each other. So George, you know, cuts of George, it's out of the question. It's not going to happen. It's one step away from a personal ladd and prostitutes. And then comes back out what does she look like? And this whole
conversation about describing how each other looked like. You can just tell anyone who's gone through a fix up, this is exactly what would happen. Oh yeah, I mean you have to become a salesman or yeah, like their agent or something. No, No, they're really how do I sell it to them? How do I how do I tell them the truth? Not the
real truth, but the truth and enough to get them. Well, I'm not necessarily lying, but I'm not telling them everything just yet, really accentuating the positive, you know, and down and down playing the negative as you know, as honestly as you can, but also as you know, being as good as salesman as you possibly can as well. I watch this with Nicola and Nicola when George asked what her her body is like, Nicholas like,
I don't reckon they do this anymore TV. And I'm like, you're probably right if you know what the thing is, that's exactly what a guy would ask. That's any guy that says he wouldn't ask as full of shit like you would one hundred percent ask that. I've never been part of a fix up. I've never been set up on a date, but you like, this is the kind of question that people would ask, what's it? And Cynthia asked the same thing, was he look like, what's it?
Is? He fat? Is he? This? It's just we're humans. Well, you know, it's just part of it. It's part of who we are. We want to know if if I'm going on a date with somebody, I want to know what they look like, do they have a good body? If they don't have a good body, that doesn't mean I'm not going to go in the date. I'd just like to know what I'm getting myself involved with. No, it's it's nice to know a little bit before you actually meet someone. You know. It's funny very surely, surely
I know this is the time to be four smartphones. Surely they've got photos of each other. Surely Jerry has a photo of George. Somewhere they can get to a land that she can go show Cynthia. But anyway, it doesn't matter. But yeah, what's it? Body like? That's really very nice and good? And I can't do the woman's smarter than me? How
because she'd be smarter than you. But it's incredible. Yet, how are these people who initially were like, oh, I think I'm just going to be hopeless, or you know, are generally sort of pessimistic people are being very very picky exactly the potential they've gone from. I want someone who's hopeless and desperate too. Well, you know, he can't be fat, and he can't be this, and he's balding. What do him? It's like you said you wanted this, Yeah, bald Or balding, Yeah, yeah,
bald Or boarding. That was great. He's had a lot of character in his face. He's short, he's hockey you mean, he's fat, He's powerful, And I like, how like what Jerry used to sell George to Elaine, she's now using to sell to Cynthia and vice verson with you know, they kill for eyebrows like that. So like the things that Elaine used to sell Cynthia to Jerry, he's now using to sell to George. And then we get the assment that they're flowing? Is the heaf flowing hair?
I like thick cascading hair. Does the hand get stuck in the hair? What is her chickslow? Is it a pinkish hue? And Jerry's just response to all this is just like perfect. And then the women were killed to have our eyebrows. And I hope she's not too sweet because that can make you throw up. She likes to throw up like Cynthia then asked if he's ever been married. I honestly think sorry, just just just a quick
thing. I mean, the believing thing doesn't really come into it all that much other than you know, there's the there's a line at the start, which is order mean, Pisa going to throw up. Then it's never really sort of mentioned again. I think it's really just a set up for that line. That's while I was just like, they just throw this polemia gag in there, which has no bearing on the story. It's just there. But you know why not. You know, people go through it. It
happens. We can look back and you gotta at least acknowledge it, you know what I mean, that's not I don't think they don't treat it like it's a butt of a joke. No, it's just that's what that's what she's doing. But yeah, Cynthia asked if she's married, and Aline says he wants better weaken with a woman, and Cynthia is just, I'm too sure about this guy. So George and Cynthia have had an incredible phone conversation. Threw away his notes halfway through. I love that George always writes notes
for his phone conversations. Oh yeah, you know, he thinks she could do voice over commercials. Her voice is watched mister Davis and there's mellifluous. Yeah, and then he's like, this is our dates should go two phones on a table done. I'm perfect on a phone conversation. And that's that's the thing. When I used to be talking to girls over the phone. He's so much more confident, aren't you when you're on the phone. Oh yeah, you're like a superman. She doesn't even know what I'm naked,
right, No, no, no at all. But yeah, it's just I thought it was really really cool. Lane walks in that she's really really happy for him. It's gone, it's gone so great. And what does she say about the conversation. She didn't really mention it. She didn't mention it. And then George just give us up. Shout away is so perfect. Then we get Cramer entering with the with the hollering from the yes and
he just talks over the top of them. He enters the cheers that he says Bob Sacramento, he's got the gig at the condom factory and Edison and he gave him a gross what are you gonna do with him? All? Well, love, He tells them later to take half a back whatever, hooker, George, I'll take one. It's possible. Plus, you know, in my time using holloms, I don't think I've ever used like a colored one. It's gone for the basic transparency. Yeah, your your sex
life was as vanilla as could possibly be. Correct. I think I had well, I think that I brought the flavor. Yeah, yeah, I don't need to gussie it up with like checking out baby. It's the Crimson carndom, the vanilla frosting. But then we get some more stand up about by the problem with buying a condom, which we discussed earlier, which I just thought Joey is really good at times with his physical comedy. Just that the nod like it's he absolutely. I thought this is one of his best
stand ups he's shown on the show so far. We're don't get Jerry in a land on the phone. It's almost like they've got their own little relationship happening on the side. It's like it's become a game to them. We spoke to them yet, Yeah, she didn't call me yet either. It's looking forty five. They both then call up, so I got off the phones and full disclosure. You know, I'll vault it. I'll vault it. And we've all had moments who have said that to somebody and it's like
they know and we know it's not going to be vaulted. It's going to come out. But I remember I said to like my mate. My mate said to me something about they're having a Baby's like, don't don't tell Nikola. I'm all right. He knew I was going home to the town. Nikola, you have to tell somebody. Yeah, I think when you've got a situational that, yeah, you've got to take into account. Like, okay, well, yeah, I'm gonna tell someone. But how many people
are they gonna tell? Yeah? How big is the circle gonna be? How wide is it gonna rache? So you say you can just tell one person, that's fine. All right, Look I'm gonna tell you. But I made a path with Cynthia. We swore we were not going to tell you in Elane, you can tell me, I'll vault it. It's in the vault. I'm locking the vault. What we had sex? Did you get sex? How did that happen? I don't know. I closed my eyes and made a move your apartment. Yeah she didn't stay, No,
she left. But listen, you can't mention any of this to Elane. Cynthia will kill me. We made a deal. Oh my god, he was uncomfortable because it was our first time, so he felt he would perform better if we did it in the kitchen. He says, the kitchen is always the most sociable room in the house. And he was serious, So how was it? How good could it be? My head was on a hot plate. But George is annoyed dad because he's left three messages and he
feels used, cheap and violent because she hasn't called back. And Jerry's just not impressed at all, because it's just like, hey, O, I vouched for you. Now she's making me look bad and she's not going to get away with this. And George like, you know what, I made small talk with the waitress. You know, I'm a man of the people. They'll talk to the commoners and looked at the commoners, and then Joey's like, I'm going to call it, and George like, no, no,
don't, don't do it. Don't do it. I thought it was Mike Rich has done a great job here. I've just being the guy between. Like he was being such a such a good friend, such a ment this tour. It's like the plenty of women out there for all of us. Really, you're killing George, I'll stop it. I'll just I don't care. I can't do that, Sun Like, I don't want to hear another word out of either one of you and the next one of you that opens up your mouth. That's something you're gonna have to deal with me,
you know. I know if this is about it's about a woman, isn't it. Yeah, but yeah, this is exactly what they want to do to you. They play one against the other. You can't let them manipulate you like that. But I want you guys to shake that. Come on, there are plenty of women out there for all of us. Let's go. Yes, you see, isn't that better than fighting animosity? I mean, you want to fight with somebody, you fight with me. Oh, by the way, George, you know those condoms I gave you, they're
defective. Don't use them home And then the roles reverse, so like then Jerry becomes the man in between because he says to George, why don't think you're gonna have to use them? George gets I right. Jerry becomes a man in the middle, and Cynthia says to Elaine that she's missed her period. Elaine realizes, oh shit, I know why Jerry. Then we get Jerry trying to twistle the little of a soda but he can't do it. Those a little life of me. But I felt like a a big focus
on something so small. But I guess that's what sign Found's all about. Oh yeah, yeah, that's another thing too, about what when Nicholas says I can't unscrew this lid? Whatce she hands out to me. The pressure immediately goes onto me. I'm like, if I can't open this jar, now, might was get divorced? When they say can you open it for me? It's like, oh shit, if I can't open it, now,
what do I do? And sometimes yeah, you've just got one that's just stuck or just on a little bit too far and no one's getting it off without, you know, sort of having to google tight lid on salsa, you know, and he put it under a hot tap or something that'll experience a little bit, but you know, if you can't just grab it and go, yeah, you're feeling like less of a man. Elena arrives and what's the problem with your flaky friend? I know her type and pushes
in and there getting all angry at each other. She call. He calls it bitter and twisted. Oh, bitter might be a judgment, but I'll tell you she's twisted. And then he's like, I'm calling you a lie of your one and then she points in his finger you get that thinker out of my face and breaks them all up again. Don't two of you see that you're in love with each other and they're not? Like this is pretty much like if this was any other sitcom, that would be the story,
wouldn't it be? Will they won't they be Ross and Rachel? You know, and they clearly are perfect for each other. But the show wouldn't succeed if they were together. No, absolutely not. So I mean, and I think you've got you know, some fans of the show do any bit of shipping, like, oh, Jerry Lane wouldn't be great if they were together, and they can enjoy that fantasy. But yeah, I think the show was way too smart to put them together. I were affect him.
How did you know they weren't fuck up? Mister period? Mister period? Oh my god, I can't believe it. I'm a father. Now we're on the date here with Before George and Jerry arrived, Cynthia is explaining how George he stepped up to the plate. I was like, what a dude. Oh yeah, he was like, you got my full support. Like I'm just like, okay, it's gonna work out for these guys. But here's the thing. I mean, you're saying, you know, I'll support
you whatever you choose. I was like, if she wants to have the baby. If she does want to have the Baby's like no, I mean, George has been very progressive, very sensitive. Good on him before he knew that she wasn't pregnant. Of course, so that's where the branding points come from. Jerry and George arrive and Joey pretends to have a limp like that's just me. It's just it's something stupid for no reason other than try and be funny. But they're the best seat in the house. And she
says, right next to the kitchen. I was like, hey, nice, threw back, Let's go back there now. No, It's what I like about that line is that at first she were saying how much she hated having sex in the kitchen. You know, she felt comfortable, bla blah blah. It wasn't nice. She left you went home. Now that George has made a good impression. It's like, oh yeah, we can fucking kitch you whenever you want you now, buddy, Like it changes a whole
out. We're going to having sex in the kitchen because now George has sort of stepped up to the plate. Hot planet, we said, and George then immediately eats like a pig. It kind of came across a bit much because to me personally, I can't see George the way he is and focusing on the little details being such a pig. I can understand that the Sunday dripping onto his shirt and things like that, but the whole eating what the Simpsons kind of do? I was like, I felt a bit out of
character. No, No, it really should have just been like he, you know, took a big bite to something and just had a big smear on the side of his face. Yeah, which has happened to me on more than one occasion. And you know, the lovely the ways I'll look across me and go, yeah, do do the face thing on the finger on the face. Oh man, I'm a slub. I don't deserve this woman. She's like, you're right, it's your leaves. Yeah. So it was that aside, I thought this, Yeah, but I just thought
Maggie Will was fantastic in this. And let me get some stand up at the end about the power chip from being having the fix up and you know, God's the first person that's set up Adam and Eve and and we go from there. So um. Yeah, so another solid episode of Seinfeld. It's not by any means a classic one, but it's one of those things where you're watching you just feel like you're watching real people just having a normal
conversation. That's that. But that's what's funny about it. It's not necessarily a gag heavy. It's just what people say in real life, and that's what makes it funny. Yeah, and I think it deserved that that Emmy based on that. Yeah, it's a very it's a very written episode, if you know what I mean. It's like, Yeah, they put a lot of effort into the writing of it. So yeah, it deserved its prize. And then yeah, look it's not up there with the best of
the best, absolutely, but it's perfectly fun episode. I had a good half hour watching The Fix Up. Yes, all right, guys, well that is our review of The Fix Up. I hope you enjoyed it the next episode, so that there's a two part episode me up with the Davis, The Boyfriend Part one and part two. Are we going to do an episode on part one and an episode on part two? Are we going to do it as a double whammy because it might throw off all It will throw
everything off if we can join them into one episode. So what do you want to do the Boyfriend Part one and part two? I think that they believe they add at the same time, so they add back to back. So do you want to just do the boy Just do the Boyfriend as an episode? The problem is it's going to be a long one because it's gonna be an hour's worth of content to review. So she would do part one and part two? Or should we review it as one single thing? I
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