Bonus: Any Given Monday

What is the best day of the week? Terence and Calvin debate the pros and cons of all seven, and try to reach some kind of agreement on a seemingly impossible question, before stumbling into an unfortunate mix up between Good Friday and Friday the 13th.

There’s listener emails about more awkward handshake disasters, the fading tradition of allowing kids fend for themselves with a packet of crisps in the pub, the much rarer tradition of "stone wars", and there's a chance to change the world forever (a chance that, some might argue, is squandered).

The lads weigh up if they could spend eternity wearing a bike helmet, and we have a special message from the one and only Roddy Collins.