Toni the Tiger
Toni is a tiger trying to get away from the shadow of a famous cereal icon. He has made a name for himself in a more adult part of the internet, though. Toni: Mike Paolozza Chet: Sam Beaver Dan: Dan Schiffmacher

Toni is a tiger trying to get away from the shadow of a famous cereal icon. He has made a name for himself in a more adult part of the internet, though. Toni: Mike Paolozza Chet: Sam Beaver Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Pamela is our biggest guest to date. She's the Queen's personal Corgi, and joins the podcast from her home in Buckingham Palace. She let's Dan and Chet know about Royal Secrets, her family lineage, and previous monarchs Pamela: Emma Stuart Chet: Sam Beaver Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Chuck is a low key Bear from Chicago who has opinions about the 2015 film The Revenant. Chuck: Scott Goldstein Chet: Sam Beaver Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Iggy is a chill Iguana who likes to play the odds. He talks about his name and also the Iguana Casino community. Iggy: Jay Sukow Chet: Sam Beaver Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Initially recorded in the summer, this episode brings on a local Maine Opposum. He talks about what its like living the woods, and how he got his name. Pancakes: Adam Schiffmacher Chet: Sam Beaver Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Samantha is a local celebrity to Montreal, Quebec. She made headlines when she visited, and has an affinity for costco. Samantha: Samantha Kris Chet: Sam Beavers Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Squiddy is a Carribean Reef Squid who gives us all the details of what it's like in the deep sea. He's also into board games. Cliff: Rich Calimucci Squiddy: Rudy Mendoza Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Cliff is a friendly Manatee, who has a lot to say about a lot of things. He was just a delight to talk to. Cliff: Rich Calimucci Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Girard Willoughby is a Great White Shark who is actually pretty chill. He talks to us about his religious connections in Utah and how he inspired the movie Titanic. Girard: Frankie Weschler Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Harriet is an adorable Seal from South Africa who talks to us about Shark Week, their relationships, and Climate Change. Harriet: Holly Lambert Girard: Frankie Weschler Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
It's been a while since we've recorded an episode, but doesn't mean i've stopped talking to animals. My close friend Chet the Louse joins me to recap the past year and talk about the future of the podcast. Chet: Sam Beaver Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Oswin is a rat from the streets of wrigleyville. I do detect a slight accent, though. Oswin: Devin Sanclemente Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Somebody please adopt this adorable Dalmation! Rosa: Maria Konopken Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
To celebrate TW100, I decided to bring together all the talent agents that were mentioned over the past 100 episodes, and finally get their take on what the industry is like for them. Nick Blakos: Liz Anderson Sniffers: Di Billick Bill Cinton: Cameron Davis Chet/Trish: Sam Beaver Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Kapito is a frog i met in Wrigleyville that may have had one too many Bourbon and Milk Drinks Kapito: Cesar Jaime Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Belinda is a Chicago Pigeon with body image issues. We probably didn't help anything. Belinda: Vickie Eisenstein Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Anastasia is a dedicated Snow Leopard who traveled halfway around the world to tell us the true meaning of the term "avalanche" Essex: Mike Gospel Anastasia: Lexi Alioto Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Hal sits above the city everyday, observing. He's the owl the city needs. Hal: David Audino Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Norman is an Emotional Service Dog, that may need some emotional support himself. Norman: Jon Colby Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Never get on the wrong side of a Hippo. Luckily, I didn't! Holly: Jamie Lee Cortese Essex Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Boomer starts 2018 off with a bang as he tells us what it was like to be on the Chicago Police Force. Boomer: Adam Pennington Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Essex and I decide to have another easy episode and talk about the years transgressions. Chet: Sam Beaver Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Little did I know, Chet has been living with me for the past 17 years. For a Louse, he's not a bad guy. Chet: Sam Beaver Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Yellow returns to the show to talk about his day to day life, and "the time before the wind" as Essex tries to #normalizefruitcake Yellow: Joe Pisanzio Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Chris the Mongoose returns to meet Essex and let dan know how life has been for him on the streets of Chicago. Chris: Michael Brunleib Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Essex and I sit back, have a beer, and take questions from facebook in our 3rd Q&A! Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
I'm thankful for this interview with soon to be pardoned Turkey, Gobbles. Essex and I try to keep the conversation away from what's cooking in the kitchen... Gobbles: Claudia Lao Essex: Mike Gospel Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
Tilly is an Australian Sea Lion, in Chicago to blog. She informs us in detail about the Sea Lion Harem.
Tag tells us what it's like being a free rat, and bonds with Essex over a shared love of Carmel Corn. Essex: Mike Gospel Tag: Aaron Matthews Dan: Dan Schiffmacher
For Essex's first ep back as co-host, I decided to bring on another Bird. Meeps talks about the tests and trials she must endure with her scientist owner, and reconnects with her roomate, Tag. Essex: Mike Gospel Meeps: Elizabeth Kordeluk Tag: Aaron Matthews