Episode 211: Bawitda Bad Bunny

What it do, what it do, what it do? It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod episode 211. Wasn't that like AR and B group 211 Peaches and cream? Yeah, no, you're thinking 1.

12112 fuck that's my but there's. 11 yeah, but 1-12 with the ICU they're giving me, I could tell by your ass such if you leave me. Yeah, that's a banger to close to me. My drop tops in the parking lot and I want to take you back to that's about 8:00. That's so underrated. Like so man, no, never got enough credit. Welcome, motherfuckers. After making up its stress is stretching out the truth. While I'm endure you with to stay the night, stay the night,

I can get the bit. That's just when I know we can make the Kong control my back, but I don't mind. I told my I don't like that I've been in love with a heartbreaker. I know that everything dies later. That's where they tell me I'm falling thief. I've never let it straight on my feet from these feelings. But don't chase her. I could walk on in the wrong phaser. She doesn't know that I'm on my knees, that I'd let her walk all

over me for. Better than what's it called Jagged Edge you just had Where's the party, which is a banger. I I'd say it's like 112's like Pretty Ricky, you know, they're like 1/2. Oh, you're doing that, dude. What neighborhoods you've been hanging in and. All right, baby. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, Nokia, my cook. How how high do your socks go? That's a careful dude. I'm certified out here. Oh, you are. I didn't. Know my dog's name is Wetta Cruz, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Like, oh, that's your Perito dog. That's pretty cool. No, you. Can't. Do it. You gotta practice. I'm like, I don't actually try. Yeah, I'm not hanging out in the kitchen like you. But no, I did meet AI. Met a guy one time in the parking lot on the Ave. in Ventura where all the homies hang out and he had a pit bull in his backpack and he's wearing his backpack in the front. And it was like just a, it was a puppy pit bull. And I had wet a Cruz And he sees me from he's like, hey fool.

He's like, he's like, is she cool? And he like comes over and I start like, like the two dogs meet and this guy's like OG tatted up. And then all of a sudden he's like, what's her name? And I was like wet A. He goes, shut up. My name's Wet O And then two of his like, his like, gangster ass friends, like turn the corner. And then he's like, hey, guys. He's like, dude, listen to this. His dog's name is Weda. And they, they like, they look at me.

I'm like, yeah, they I was like, I didn't name her. I didn't name her. I just got it from the shelter. And they're just like, OK. Like they're like hella confused why this white guy named his dog Weda, but here we are. Oh yeah, nice. Shout out WEDA from the AB. I mean, that's cool. Yeah. That's a cool interaction. Life's full of them, you just got to be ready for them and you'll bump into.

Randomness people. I mean, I've just got stories for days on the AF. Yeah, I know you're yeah, yeah. I feel like we both are like, I don't know, I've always been like just a Vagabond and adventure where like I'm like, I think I told the story one time in Austin. I'm walking from work to the weed man's house. There's. What's a weed man? Like pick scooping up, you know, I'm going to go see my dispensary. This is before this is way

before I was doing a thing. But but right up right up Guadalupe by the Whataburger. That's just like ratchet as fuck right there in West Campus. And I had to go down by like 26 like block 26 or something like. That are you? Are you doxing this guy? The weed man. No, no, no, no. But on my way there, there was like 4 dudes outside a car that was running and they'd lock the keys in the car. And I was like walking, just walking down the street. And I was like, hey, like if I

was like, who do you guys have? Like can you get into your apartment? And he's like, I was like, go get me like, I don't know, like a screwdriver and get me a coat hanger. And they're like, all right, bro, like super crazy. They come out. No, like I mean so I had a roommate back in the day in Denton, he would lock his keys in his car like all the time like constantly Tory was he could like pop his window out. It was this crazy system where he could break into his car

pretty easy. And I was like oh like that makes sense. So whenever they lock their keys in the car, I end up basically helping them unlock the car door to get in. But I'm just like it was just some random adventure where I was walking down the street randomly at night on my way to go do something in West campus. Came across these like 4 dudes who'd lock their keys in the car with the car running and they waved down like a taxi driver and they normally have Slim Jims.

And he was like, yeah, he's like, I'll Slim Jim that for $200.00. So I was like, don't pay this guy. I can, I can break into your car. But I ended up being able to do it and then just was like, all right, Deuces, I just disappeared into like the darkness. You know, those are those are stories. You've got you. Yours are a little bit. Crazier, as your attorney and as a black man that you in Texas, I'd advise you to not break in anybody else's car from now on.

They were there, they were present. They asked hey, hey. And these were different times. Breaking this car for me. Bro, Obama was Obama was in office. Obama was pulling the show. So. He's not in the Epstein files. Yeah, it's good, good. Like, was there any doubt that he was, you know, come on, he's actually in the Epstein files, but it's just people talking shit about him.

Yeah, there was, I guess there was a part where I saw where they were talking about Joey bag of doughnuts, and he got like invited and was like, now fuck that. And then there's just an e-mail talking about how like, oh, like he's not interested in like meeting you. It's like, yeah, no shit. Tina Brown, who's like, she was like the editor of like all these like newspapers, like The New Yorker, like she's like big time in media.

She got invited. And then she she, her response was what is this the pedophile ball? No, I'm not going. Do they have proof of that e-mail? Yeah, like, that's how we know about it. She was like, are you kidding me? Like, why the fuck would I go there? Like, it's like, oh, that's the normal response. Not Howard Nutlick over here who says he like, went there once in O5 and then he and then now he's on camera. Now he's on TV.

Like today. This is our commerce secretary and chief diplomat saying like, uh oh, he did go to the island, You know, seven years later after he said he'd never talked to him again, but he brought his wife and his four kids. And I'm like bro, this does not make it better. Yeah, he made it. A family brought your. Family. Yeah. After you said you'd never talked to him again and you think this is better? Yeah, no, I brought my kids. It was like, no. Four of them.

Yeah, there's a. Sort of, he said. We stopped in for lunch. You guys are. Such homies that you're bringing the whole family over for lunch. Yeah, it's wild. And that's your excuse for why? Like, it's not that big of a deal. Come on, come on, dude. Howard. Not like. There's not like an article about it, but what'd you think of the halftime show? I thought. It was good. I thought it was great. It came out with my own my own little reggaeton bop Puerto Rican called Sexy Puedo.

Oh, you did. Yeah, did I not send it to you? No, but you're always. I could see you doing that, I don't think. OK, well what I did was you know and and shout out to our boy Ray Ji translated sexy Can I into Spanish and then made it into like a reggaeton Puerto Rican smash it. That's all you did. That's not all I did, bro. That's it. Fine, that's it. I'll have to. I'll play sexy at the end of at the end of the podcast. So all you did was turn it into Spanish?

And then it's like a completely different song, though it doesn't sound like sexy. Can I? Sounds like a Bad Bunny song. OK. I mean, that's smart. Yeah, it was pretty dope. I mean, I wasn't say it was like my favorite of all time, but it was really good. It was very colorful, which I like. Colorful, you could say that no in that way. But the house, the Super Bowl,

it wasn't like a party party. It was like a few couples that came over and then me riding solo, but it was a very pro Bad Bunny house so. That's good. I mean, yeah, it was definitely cool. My, I was digging it. You know the opposite one, The turning point USA 1 was cringe as shit. There's this clip they keep playing of this guy talking about and he's like, what does he say? He's like, I just want to kiss my fish and like. Oh, yeah, no, I saw that. Yeah, I saw that, like, yeah.

And then I saw Jon Stewart's like, he's like, these are like very like, achievable goals. He's like, like, look, you're wearing boots right now. He's like, I just want to feed my dog, but then he goes. Drink while I watch the Evening News. But then then it cuts to a clip where he's like, and I just want to tell my little girl that little boys ain't, or I just want to tell my kids little girls ain't little boys or something like that.

Yeah, no, no, that's the next part was like, I want to watch the Evening News. He's like he's like, but then they tell me I got to that they want me to tell my little girl that little boys are girls too or something. You're like bro what the the most pain during? But also like, I thought like that all these people were like, like, didn't want to see Bad Bunny, but then they all had opinions on Bad Bunny's halftime show.

So I was like, I thought you guys were watching The Turning .1. People watched The Turning .1 but. But like, but they're like, but they're live tweeting the Bad Bunny one. Yeah. And then apparently there was a lot of what's it called? They bought it a bunch of their views. So there's like a bunch of views that they had where they like. And then I saw this, I saw this clip of like Kid Rock talking about the Olsen twins. He's like, everybody's waited for them to turn 18.

He's like, but what I say, and this is like when they're like 14 or 15, he's like, what would I say if there's grass on the field? Play ball. Fucking Kid Rock, dude. Yeah, well, he lip synced and then a. Bunch of other Christians. Dude dude dude dude dude. You're a Lib tard if you think he lip synced. That's what he says. Oh yeah, he said. It was a bad sinking issue thinking jumping around like a crazy man on stage rapping my

rap songs. It's like dude, like it's just super dumb and it's just being divisive on things that you don't need to have like that. Like the last big events that they had was what? Like Charlie Kirk's funeral which would look like AWWF like sent like crazy send off with pyrotechnics? I mean to me it just looked like a non denominational church like some.

Halftime shows, they did that big stadium prayer thing for Charlie Kirk, which was really crazy, crazy where they had everybody in the Cardinal Stadium and it was like this big whole televised event. I thought that was the funeral. Was that the funeral? Yeah. It was like the memorial. That was like the memorial. Yeah. I think that was. I think those were two separate things. No, but no, no. What was I going to say?

I don't know. Because it was like, yeah, maybe I just always, they always see two different sets in one of them. It's like she's walking out on that stage and it just looks wild. But either way, they're getting involved in these big showy productions now to like counter what everybody else is doing or what like the mainstream is going with, which is goofy as fuck. Like it's. Oh yeah, I. Remember, more divisive. It's like turning the halftime show into a divisive wedge issue

is so goofy. Yeah, back in the day. Remember Woodstock 99, like back when that was happening, I got, you know, like I had AI had a New York Yankees red fitted like my boy Fred Durst. And I, I, I ball with the ball. You know, I used to tell people who's going to, I'm going to fight him. It's going to be two hits, me hitting you and ball with the ball, playing in the background. And yeah, but my dad was trying to talk shit to me and he got like a boomer. He got Kid Rock and Eminem

confused. And he tried to tell me that Eminem wasn't actually from Detroit and grew up like in the burbs. And I'm like, I don't think that's true, dude. And he was talking about Kid Rock. Yeah, what? That cowboy song? Cowboy. Yeah, when you said like that, Kid Rock said he was like out rapping his raps or whatever. Like I'm like, that sounds like my dad thinking Kid Rock is like a rapper. He's like a rapper, kid. Or Eminem. He's not even from Detroit. Careful, Dad.

I think so I. Think he is, Yeah. It's just weird to make it like a complete and total wedge issue for no reason. And it's stupid. And what they did was like really cringy and looked really kind of boring. And if like you, if you're upset that that's not in English, I mean, whatever, but that's just like. Okay, that's one thing, even though that's stupid. But saying it's like not American is like the dumbest thing. It's like. Yeah, that's where.

It's like, bro, yeah, it's like this, this. We're having games in Brazil, we got Coldplay, we got The Rolling Stones, we got fucking Céline Dion. Like the list goes on and on and on of people who aren't Americans who've done the Super Bowl. Don't be ever said this is supposed to be America. If the guy who if your guy who sings the song about kissing fish and wearing boots is your favorite artist, you're going to

watch that halftime. You're going to be like, oh, this is it. This is his moment. He's not as big as he should be. I love his music. I'm not going to be mad at that person. But if you're watching it in protest because somebody's singing in Spanish, that's stupid. You know? Like if you genuinely like some of the terrible acts that performed, or even Kid Rock if you genuinely like Kid Rock, There's a period of time I had the Devil Without a Cause CDI, had the Ball with the Ball CD.

I had that CDI, think a lot of people did that album sold I at least. I at least stole it on Napster and Limewire. Yes, that song is great. And now I use it to troll like my friends who drive motorcycles if they're around. It's like BA with the BA or like American bad ass. Like because he got more cringy as it went. But he did like whenever he performed on MTV Music Awards, that was a big deal. And there's like a Midget and there's PA black woman playing drums. It was super cool.

And you were like, damn, this is awesome. Look at how diverse this group is. Hard R Midget. And now he he's Jesus. And now it's. I don't even know what that means. Like I just don't even know what that means. I just, I thought Midget was like one of those words that were I. Thought of midgets. I'm not supposed to say maybe, I don't know, no. Like you could be mad at us, the midgets. Stop, but they had a little that a little person or whatever, but it was just like crazy.

It was like what? And that that followed up, that followed, followed suit with, you know, like whatever Marilyn Manson was on. It was like, Oh my gosh, some people's parents like made them go to sleep. Some people's parents let them watch it and it was like, Oh my God, this is the craziest thing that's ever been on TV. Marilyn Manson just performed the beautiful people at the Music Awards. It was crazy, right?

That was like such a big deal. Or Oh my gosh, Madonna and Britney Spears, Britney Spears, Britney Spears kissed. Oh my God, that was crazy. Like there was all that wild stuff where those were like big taboo. Fucking glory days dude. Speaking of Speaking of Britney Spears, shout out Britney Spears. Britney Spears just sold her catalog 200 mil. That's smart. That's what all the smart ones

are doing. They're selling their catalogs, making new music, and because they're not going to see that much money from the rest of their catalog while they're still alive, so they might as well just sell it. Yeah, and she probably needs the money, dude. Like, whenever I was a Pullman to the stars, you got Vanessa Bryant's house, Kobe's wife. But it was Britney Spears's house right before that. And that was like the house she like was doing all the knives with and shit.

That house is the most insane house I've ever seen in my life, period. Hands down. I signed an NDA. Whatever. I mean just like really nice. Like just like, and I'm telling you, I was like going to the nicest houses in America, you know, let alone like LA like, like and out of all the houses, yeah, that was, it was like, it was like what you would imagine the White House would look like if it was like fucking like on point, just like lavish. It's like some succession type

house or something. You know, you're just like what? See, I love like the succession style houses that are like really old and just huge, like big old houses that are just like timelessly big. You know what I'm? Saying right but so like so think that but like built recently. But yeah, but. It's like that, yeah. That'd be sick. Yeah, that's what it says. It's like just like. Like an office that's just all wood, like a wood grain of bookshelves everywhere and shit like that.

And you're just like, oh, come talk to me in the den. Let's discuss business. So I guess it was Kobe's. I don't know if it was Kobe's house ever or just she bought it like after he died. Like it because it was like, right where the Academy, Mamba Academy is where he was like on his way to. Yeah, yeah. Interesting, How's life? Life is good. You know, vibes are high. Vibes are high right now. Yeah, I feel you, man. I mean, it's warming up out here

finally. It's raining right now out here. Not an atmospheric river as far as the. Atmospheric. That's my favorite. You know what? You know what that you know what they call that right? It's a Pineapple Express. That's what that term means is atmospheric river. Why? Because. I was told they call it a Pineapple Express. Yeah, Jesse, Jesse, you are correct. Atmospheric rivers does gallons. Hundreds of thousands of gallons pouring from the sky. Is it chemtrails?

You tell me. I think it's because it's like comes from the tropics, OK, some sort of like some sort of like Gulf Stream tropical. Vibes, let's go. I don't know, would you like to start with therapy questions? Yeah, let's go. OK, yeah, here we go. Therapy question #1 Joseph, $20 million. But your friend turns into a baby and you have to raise them until they're 18 years old. Would you do it? What friend are you choosing? I mean, I guess 20 mil.

I mean, I have some left. I get to like raise the homie. What do you mean some left? Weird but cool. Like, well, because I mean, you'd be spending a lot of that money raising this kid, so there might be a little bit left afterwards. He'd have 20 mil but now you're raising a kid. Single parent raising a kid and you know what? You. How much do you think you can get out of? You can get out of. That dude, the bro deserves the best education. Dog.

What you talking about? Look up, look up for my own. I don't know that's that's the tough part. So I don't know who I pick. So of course I'm taking the fucking money. I'm picking Chase Daniel and Aaron Luna. OK. And why? Because I just I, I already know the greatness that, that, oh. So you would just like cultivated earlier? Oh yeah, they're going way further in their careers. You're just getting, I'm getting to them earlier. I mean, that makes sense.

That's smart. For for the for the audience, those are like the two best football players. One of them actually went and played in the NFL and made like $50 million. Yeah. I wanted Super Bowl. And then the other would play professional baseball. Yeah. Like pretty much drafted out of high school. Your boy used to back up the NFL player, you know what I'm saying? So that that's not a bad idea.

You could pick like one of your like the athletic friends and turn them into some, you know what I'm saying? I could see that. And then like long term, you have the money to pay for training and. Then we big blind them. We big blind them or or, right? Is that what it called the big the big blind side blind side? We blind side them like the movie and in real life and where we just we get them to sign a conservatorship and then we and then we take their contracts and.

Then and then just fuck them over and then we spend that that's so shitty and then we end up in court for forever. You got how much money that is, though. Chase made like $60 million in the league. If if, if I'm training him even earlier. Dudes like Maddie Stafford or like, you know, Drew Brees. Drew Brees Yeah. I mean, because the greatness is already there. So it's just like, how do we just like fine tune a little? Get them the NLI money going

too. The nil, yeah, that's true because they played with Chase was playing with no nil. So he'd be getting paid. He'd be in that portal bro, portaling it up. Every day, All right, Therapy question #2 would you rather every time you shower there are two strangers in the shower with you? The people are different every day and you can't take a bath instead? Or every time you go to sleep, there are two strangers in the room watching you all night.

I'd I'd rather just two people be in the showers with you then have two people watching me while I sleep. Jesus Christ. I mean, I guess that wouldn't be too bad because depending on their level of involvement, like if shit pops off, are they going to like wake up and like have my back? What if they're the ones who pop off the shit? No but I mean they're just that's all they're doing is the deal is they watch me sleep so they can't do anything because that's what the deal is right?

Every time I shower, 2 strangers are in the shower with me. There are two. There are different people every day and you can't take a bath instead. OK, so I got to take a shower and there's two randos. I'll have a big shower. It'll just be like hey what up? Just listen. To music. You're never going to see them again. Yeah, exactly. So it's just like, whatever, It's weird for them too. Yeah, and you're awake. Yeah, the other one is like I'm trying to sleep and two people

are watching me sleep. But if now they end up they're just like they're if they're not going to hurt me and they end up being like security, that's tight. Then I got like I got 2 dudes. They never sleep. They're always watching my back, like come get me right? Like you could turn that into something, but I'd much. Rather just be a special lady friend over and then like they're like they appear like right when you fall asleep or like 1. Of the but it's only when you're

sleeping. It's only when you're sleeping. So you got. So you would have to go to sleep last. You would always have to stay up late so the lady friend falls asleep with them not in there and then you fall asleep and then they would walk in. Walking. Are they walking in? Like, how are they getting there, you know? Yeah, or maybe there's different ways. To like a genie, they're just like appearing. They have to be in the room. You have to be able to see him.

Yeah, yeah, let's OK just be like you're being watched noticeably. Yeah, they have to noticeably. You have to know that. Someone to watch physically present. Yeah, yeah, just like the people in the shower are physically present, but that's weird for everybody, so I'd rather the shower than having people watch me sleep. That's just are they naked in the shower? I'm assuming so.

If not, that's even weirder. If they just like appear just two random people and they're fully clothed, that's ruining their day. Like I'm I'm walking away clean and I'm starting my day. They were in the middle of it and now they're uniform soaked. And then whenever I get out of the shower, what they're going to go back to what they were doing before. Be like, where the fuck have you been? Why are you soaking wet and smell like Irish spring sport? Like that's not I was just

picking 1 you know. Just shout out Irish. Start paying. Your boys. Jesus Christ Irish Spring, how much more Irish do I need to get before you start paying as fuck? There was a time when that was lit. I remember the Irish Spring sport commercials and there was one with some rugby guy. He's like running around and he was like, oh, just exaggerated in the accent. And it was like there's Irish Spring, which was the green one. And then sport was like the blue

in the white swirled one. That was like, hey, you doing some sports shit? You need this. You don't need that other. You don't need the green shit. You need the blue and white was about that life for sure. She was starting to dream. The dog that is. For the audio shout out Irish Spring. On God. On God Pod Therapy question #3 You and nine other people are trapped in a room and are about to fight in a full fight. A full size male tiger on the count of three. Everyone is going to say the

name of a musical instrument. If you do not, if you do not match with anyone else, you get that instrument as a weapon to fight the tiger. What instrument do you choose? Like a good hitting something like you could say bassoon or an oboe. Oboe's got some length to it. It's a good range weapon. Bassoon's got some girth. I I would be tempted to pick like a like a like a guitar battle axe from like Guar or a death metal band. And then, then, then you're there with seven other fucking

dudes with a guitar. Hit him with some battle axe A. Battle axe guitar somehow it would be a specific type of guitar or yeah, I do like an oboe or a bassoon like clarinet ain't going to do shit, ain't doing nothing with a trumpet trombone. I mean, I guess it could be two pieces, but it's like got a slider in it at least an oboe's got some length. You'd be fuck get the fuck back, you know what I'm saying Use it like 1/4 staff.

I'm. Going didgeridoo. Didgeridoo yeah, be good would very similar. Between swing it like a monk staff, you you could hit it with some like some like primeval, like fucking like warrior, like like sounds that then the the Tiger's like questioning its timeline. It's like it's like what the fuck's happening? Let's go. Or like a like a glass like harmonica. And then then it's just then I'm just fight.

I'm I'm fighting the tiger and I'm haunting it Maybe though like a cathedral organ now I got like 40 fucking feet of pipes and I'm just laying this fucking organ down on top of this tiger. True. I asked somebody this question,

they said saxophone. See, I guess, but that's why I'd rather have like a bassoon or something that's going to be even bigger and have more girth to it because saxophone is like, you could grab it, but it would still be short, you know, There's no range to it. What about like wind chimes? Not like a wind chime. All the chimes. I mean, I guess at some point just have a big metal pole. You're creating like surround sound anxiety, you know what I'm saying? It's tired.

You're just like you're you're not even thinking about defusing these as weapons. You're using them as acoustic weapons like you're having. You're going to blind the tiger with like the you're. Going to be a metallic tangle attacked by a tiger and or trapped in a room with the tiger and you're going to be like. Like fighting. Like in a yoga retreat. Yeah, you're going to bust out a flute and just like A cause an acoustic nightmare for this animal. What about an accordion?

That would be terrifying. Expands contracts. You got body armor? You suffocated tiger mid wall Tommy. Yeah, and it slashes the buttons would protect you. Yeah, it's true because it's straps, it goes in the front. What about a celesta? What's a celesta? What are you? What are you just looking up at this point? I. Did research on this. No one knows what it is. It's heavy, you know what I'm saying? Think about it. You have to think about what people aren't going to pick too,

you know? Yeah, that's true. All right. So I said an oboe. No one's picking an oboe, no one's picking a bassoon, nobody's picking any of that stuff. Didgeridoo, I'm in. Didgeridoo is good. That's a good one. Bagpipe just like blast it with SAD. Bagpipe. Bagpipe was on that. List that would scare. That would scare the shit out of them. That would be terrifying if. I'm going out. I want to go out to some motherfucking theme music. It'd be like old. Irish Irish Spring, start

banging your boys. I know that's the that's the Scottish thing, but I think bagpipes are also in Ireland. I I looked this up last day. Yeah. Well, they're, they're, they're global at this point. They're global at this point, going global. We're not cultural appropriating like Lady Gaga. Yeah. Or me when Sexy Boydo came out. Yeah, or you're using AI to create Bad Bunny bangers. I mean, I'm just using it to translate. Oh, OK. Yeah. I'm spreading. Spreading the music, that is.

Right, Your boy doesn't know Spanish. It's true. Final therapy question. If we together had to invade, conquer and rule another country, what country would it be and why? That's tough see I I like Australia and I love Australia shout out Australia. Y'all are awesome one of the top strategically like I like that everybody's pretty friendly there's a lot of wild animals there that'd be a good spot.

I feel like that'd be a good like I just think Mad Max like a good like villain hangout cause at that point if we're. If we're invading Australia, we're invading it not like the areas where people are, but it's like where all the wildlife is. So we're we're, we're invading the fucking spiders. They can't got roofs snakes. Well, we're befriending them then. They're on our side and they help us take over the spiders. Well, yeah, well, but yeah.

But if we can befriend them my neck, I'd much rather befriend them all and unite with the wild creatures. New Zealand. Shout out. New Zealand. Y'all are just really nice. It's pretty there and it'd be small. I feel like it'd be like, we're in charge now. They'd be like, all right, sounds good. Yeah, yeah, it's got like a Hobbit aesthetic you. Going to change anything? No, man, we're just going to leave it the same, all right? Rule benevolently free healthcare. Sounds good.

Mandatory brunch Dragons if possible. Yeah, right. Yeah. Like the person who's in charge already is. Like I'm tired anyways. What about Switzerland? Neutral forever? Not anymore. Well, yeah, and you can snatch up all the could take over the banks. We're bringing the Swiss. Banks got gold. Or funds taking over the cheese national rebrand. We invade with charisma. That's. A little bit. Wild. What about not a country? What if we conquer Costco? Raise the price.

Hear me out. Raise the prices on the hot dogs and the pizza slices. That I mean, you would want to do a silent takeover and then what you do is you would raise the prices of course, but then but then you would say like, Oh, I'm not, we're not trying to do that. Like basically you would make ass. Like or the Trump administration. Yeah, like make it look like the like the the previous owners of Costco are the reason that the prices went up.

And then we will come in like, oh, we're going to come fix the problem, but we don't. Bam. They were viewed as the saviors, and then they realize that. Costco Cosmo. See. What I'm saying, Yeah, a rebrand, Cosmo rebrand. Let's go dude, you switching it the fuck up? Shout out Costco, start playing. Your boys pay your boys for conquer. That as. You know. Switzerland was too easy.

We had to go to Costco. See, but if we took over Switzerland, like I've been watching the Hunters or Hunters on Netflix with Al Pacino where it's like, oh, we're caught hunting Nazis that escaped after World War 2. It's pretty decent. It's pretty wild. I just feel like if we took over Swiss bank accounts, we'd find a bunch of like Nazi gold and stuff and that's where we would. Get and the rest of the Epstein files probably. And that's where we'd give it back.

We'd be like, hey, yo, look, there's all this Epstein. Cash like the gold back to the Nazis. No, the people that they stole it from, you'd be like, hey, shout. Out. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Where we would just disperse it, we'd be like, hey, look, this is tainted. I'm surprised you didn't say you wanted to invade Greenland or Canada or Mexico or. That's already America. Why would I? America, Cuba, America. America. I thought that's in the Gulf of America.

That's in the Gulf of America. You. Know so but then everybody be like hey these dudes took over Switzerland that's messed up and you're like hey our bad like this is our spot now but look we found all this Nazi gold everybody take it come on bro. People love that. They'd be like, Oh my God, these guys are great, but I feel like there was. Banking council just too grimy.

It's like taking over Binance. It's like, OK, now we have like we have like the mullahs in Iran, we've got ISIS and we got the cartel is like then. We shut them all down, boom. That's what we say. Like we're keeping this cash and we ain't giving it to nobody 'cause we're shutting down the cartels. That everybody be like, Oh my

God, this is incredible. It didn't really occur to me that two Americans talking about invading other countries, it was like, probably not the best, like looking at the international audience. But like we have what I mean we're talking about going in and redistricting, giving, distributing all the tainted wealth from Swiss bank accounts that's. I know, but like Trump's like same fucking thing Greenland, they'd love to be like the 51st date this was. So it's kind of funny.

That's why I said, but why would we invade Greenland if it's already the 51st? That's true. What about Monaco? You know what I'm saying? It's tiny, it's rich, It's pretty much already a board game. Already a board game? What about Liechtenstein? We might be able to just do that. Not like on a breezy walk through the country. We would not even know that we took it over. So even though they do listen to the podcast, shout out Liechtenstein. Shout out, but yeah, I mean, I guess.

As big as like the city I live in. OK. Not that we're trying to like side shame them or anything. I'm just saying if we're thinking about like do we, how much control do we want? Guitar would be a good one. Yeah, yes and no. I mean, there's like living Qatar, we'd have the that's some tainted. 20 fucking degrees out. Yeah, that's some tainted wealth we definitely have to redistribute to the masses if

we'd want to stay like that. I mean, I think if anybody could could go in and be like, hey, look, you're a migrant slave worker who builds buildings in like 150° weather and your family died last week doing the same job. Here's like $10 billion, Don't worry about. It get your ass back to Indonesia, yeah? No, like you could stay if you want. Oh yeah, or that too. But but it's really hot. I was saying you just want to. I was saying like take this

money and go home. Put, you know, like, not like, get the fuck out of the country. Because, Because, if, Because if you want to go, you can. Because I want to leave. I'm just now I'm just in charge to do this. And the moment this is done, I'm out. Yeah. We're going to spend the money on like getting like AI to like pump the oil and then we're all, we could all just leave. We'll just have the AI just pump the oil and continue. Russia would be cool too, just

to like hold down. Russia take over Russia. That is a shit show. Just a gas. A gas station with a mafia like at the top of it dude. Like what do you want there? Fucking borscht. I like gas station. You want vodka? Yeah, and then we just, you know, we we unite, we join NATO, we join everything I. Just take all their potatoes and send them over to Ireland. We would do just a cool bunch of cool shit. We have a lot of bears, gulags, there'd be some cool shit. We have the gulags.

Yeah. I mean, we do need, we need some extra space for the gulags, you know, for this outgoing administration in a couple of years, it's going to be a lot of a lot of candidates ready to go a. Lot of people one way tickets. I didn't think we would get The Hague if we did go to Switzerland. So we we would have, we'd be in charge of the International Criminal Court. I think that's in Switzerland. Where, where do they have the seed silo? Where it's got? Is that Switzerland too, where

it's like? Every seed in the world that we know. Yeah, it's like in some like nuclear bunker fallout shit. Who knows, because that'd be tough. If that even exists. We're out here like, just like taking out acres of the Amazon like. And then you start selling tickets like you want to go. To the seed silo. Yeah, if the world ends or you want to end, 'cause we neutral dog, we staying out of it, but we going to survive. Neutral. We would be, we would say, we,

we would pretend to be neutral. We're Swiss. We got to be like we're, you know. Swiss, we just invaded that K. Swiss K-Swiss. That's all we did. Flag's the same, we just put AK in front. How did K-Swiss let New Balance just eat their fucking lunch? You know, on the dad shoes. True, true. It's like Skype letting Zoom just come in and swoop swoop their shit. It's like Skype didn't you exist and then you let Zoom take your shit as his case was the bad show.

I feel like it is but maybe not. It's more like a no. It's more like AI don't even know you brothers maybe. Oh yeah, it was everybody. It was like a cheaper all white shoe alternative. There's a lot of people who rock K-Swiss back in the day, but you want them for the crispy whites. You weren't getting them for like blue. You were like, oh, I need these red K-Swiss. Like that was weird, like Doug, but there were 10. They were like 4 playing tennis. So that was like start.

Paying your boys K-Swiss? If is that even a seller brand is that? Are they still making shoes? Probably not. I mean, if it is, it's like a. Marshall's not with the tariffs. Yeah. OK. Need a break? Let's take a quick 5 minute break. We'll be right back, all. Right, we'll be back in a moment. And now it's time for the articles. First article. We haven't really talked about this yet. I think I mentioned it last week, but this is from the BBCFBI releases. Images of masked person in hunt

for Savannah Guthrie's mother. Have you heard about all this crazy shit going around with Santa Savannah Guthrie's mother? Yeah, and they have since arrested someone. Well, they have somebody detained for questioning, but they released a video. This article's from six hours ago. They were still just talking about it, but they released images of a masked person in the hunt for the news anchor. Savannah Guthrie's mom, Nancy Guthrie. She disappeared more than 8

days. It's been almost 8 days, nine days since she's last disappeared from her home. The video's super creepy. This is so weird. You never see like kidnappings with ransom of famous people. Like, it's almost like this is something from some weird movie, you know? Yeah, I agree. You you. Yeah, for sure. I mean, there there's like a average of a kidnapping a day. There was at one point in Phoenix, but it was like cartel

shit related. But yeah, like you're like you're saying like a rich person. That's kind of crazy. Yeah, like a very public figure. Like a Daily News anchor that's like super targeted said disappear in the middle of her of the night at her house in Tucson and was last seen on the 31st of January. Authorities believe she was taken against her will. And that's what they kept saying. But now that they've like released these images, they're super creepy. Dude's wearing a mask.

He's got a gun on the front like a backpack. He's all like bulked up kind of. It looks weird, like he's wearing some weird ass clothes. Yeah. As of the morning, law enforcement has uncovered these previously inaccessible new images showing an armed individual appearing into have tampered with the camera at the front door the morning of her disappearance.

Authorities have said they've been working to recover images from the home surveillance system that may have been lost, corrupted or inaccessible due to a variety of factors, including the removal of the recording devices. Officials also released 2 short videos showing the person approached the front door of the home and checked the camera before moving away, picking up some vegetation off the ground and trying to cover the camera lens.

Which is super weird. He's like rubbing like leaves and shit all over it. It doesn't make any sense. They're saying that it's probably that somebody that they knew, like, maybe like, that's why they approached the door that way. But then they were able to like, convince her to do whatever once they were inside. But the dude looks super fucking weird. I mean this. Is crazy. This is super. Crazy like how much you have to convince her, like you know? Yeah, 84 year old lady.

Like, except for like, I've been talking. I was talking to my mom about this and you know, and I'm like, Oh yeah, she's so old, 84. It's like that's literally like how old Trump is. No, I know. I know. And people are like, she's such an old lady. She's 84. It's like he's an old man. He's like 8081. You don't ever. This is some this is like this shit. That's the main plot of like a Nicolas Cage movie or something or some shit with like.

Is this is this one of the ones where you hope that they get away? No, definitely not. This is not cool. I've always said that. It's like jewel thieves, stuff like that, where nobody gets hurt. Yeah. Taking an 8484 pacemaker. With for like to try to get ransom is really dumb. It's a bad event. You'd literally be a better off kidnapping like the the the famous person then like her 84 year old grandma. Like what is like what are you trying to do?

There's? And they're asking for like the ransom, like to be sent into a Bitcoin wallet. There was movement in the Bitcoin wallet like money was. Money was sent to the wallet today because that's what they were saying. On the news, it was less than 300 bucks. Yeah. And so they're saying was like testing it. Yeah, but it's like, OK, like I'd explain this to my mom. She's like, oh, it's that Bitcoin. It's like, isn't that way. Like they can't track it.

I'm like, no, like now it's like on the blockchain, it's like, you're never going to get this fucking money out of the wallet without them knowing that it went to somewhere else. Unless you're like, like, like they're going to have eyes on this wall. They're going to know where all the money goes every single time it leaves the wallet. And or if it goes to another wallet, they know what that wallet is because it's on the blockchain.

And so it's like this money, it's like going to be impossible to like unless you like, I was thinking about this like how you could launder. It would be like you go to like a sports or you place a sports bet. And then like, in order to like at my, in my sports book account, like you had like any money you deposit, you have to bet like that amount before you can pull any money out. So the people aren't just laundering money, like just depositing and then withdrawing it.

But you just go to like a 5050 bet that they're going to pay you 2 to like 2 to one on. Or, you know, like you, you bet 100, you get 100 back and you just put half on one side, half on the other side. You're, you're automatically know you're going to win, you're going to get all your money back and then you just fucking cash it out.

Yeah, well, so for the listeners that aren't here, I mean, this is pretty big news, but Savannah Guthrie is what is what does what show does she host in the morning? Is it I? Think it's Good Morning America? Or good good. Or one. It's one of the ones. Good day. Yeah, she hosts one of like the biggest morning shows in the US It's on every day. She's been doing it for a long time. Her 84 year old mother was kidnapped overnight and it's now being held for ransom.

And yes, they've there was like a ransom note, then there was a second ransom note. They've missed deadlines for paying this, but they're putting they're they're demanding the ransom on the in Bitcoin. That's the Today Show. Today show and that's what somebody was saying about it in

general. They were like, it's like Bitcoin is the worst thing to like get you get your payment in as a criminal because if you do it in Bitcoin, it's going to like they can track it. It's on the blockchain for forever. There's no escaping it. You can't hide it or anything. That's what it is. And they can monitor it and see if money's pulled or taken from it. That's how they caught like that brother and sister that stole, you know, the 10s of billions of

dollars in crypto. There's, you know, dead crypto wallets that are floating around out there. Right. There's like the the guy who invented Bitcoin as a wallet and it's got like an insane amount of money in it and people not letting you can look at it and know that the all that Bitcoin is still in that wallet. Didn't he sell some recently I heard of? Recently. I don't know, you know, there's always. How you feeling about the Bitcoin crash? Imagine getting paid a ransom in

Bitcoin and then. It crashes like that. It crashes. That was so fucking funny because you already got to take a discount just to like wash it in the first place. You know, like, like if you could figure it out. But yeah, the Bitcoin crash, I think it's crazy. I thought like the floor would be like nowadays would be like AD G's like and then it just went right, right through AD, right through 70 and then almost hit fucking 59,000. It got down to like 6061 thousand. It's crazy.

Isn't it? What's it at now? Right now it's back up. I think it's. Like at 6960, maybe 6-7. But there's a lot of people who lost a shit ton of money. Who bought it is actually at 67. Oh wow, 67 yeah, they just keep releasing videos. They're offering 50,000 for information in the case. I mean, yeah, the app on her pacemaker disconnected from her phone, so it's like she's got a pacemaker. Like that's just worst person you could kidnap.

Unless you got the money really quick, unless you got the money really quick and just got rid of her, you know, like in a day. But the fact. That drop her back off, You're like, here you go. Like, yeah, I mean, if it's a quick turn around. Right, right, right. But ten days, dude. And and the person that they got questioning, they picked him up at a traffic stop, bro. But you're saying that he looks bulky. Do you think he like made himself look fatter than he is

on purpose? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, like he's wearing like multiple shirts, like he's tried to like he looks like puffed up a little bit with his jacket. He's definitely got a jacket on top of a jacket. Like with a back. Maybe it's Steve Bannon, you know because he wears like 3 button downs. It's true with a vest with like a. Allegedly Steve. Allegedly. Safari. A Safari vest on smells like ass. Apparently, yeah, I'm sure he does. Of course.

He does. Oh, but you know, they still believe that she's alive and she's out there and you can't fault him for that. But whole thing, pretty crazy deadline for the ransom. Do you not think she's alive? Do you not think she's alive? I mean, no, I mean it's just the longer time goes by, I think it's less likely. We know that because we watched the first 48. Exactly, so I mean we're it's just teetering in like with her

health issues. I highlight this person if you're going to kidnap an 84 year old woman, I doubt you're the nicest person in the world that are going to make sure she's taking all of her stuff or go up refill her prescription. So I'm it's like this is a shitty person who kidnapped like a very vulnerable elderly woman. That's fucked up. Like, and that's like if you know, the longer he keeps her, the worse, the less likely it is that she is.

And that's terrible. But that's just the facts where it's like, no, that's a that's why like we protect our elderly is because this is gross. Like that's just disgusting. Do you think that this person knows? You think that they know him? Do you think they're a family member? I may, I think if they're a family member, it's a distant family member or a connection through a family member. So maybe the family member doesn't necessarily know, but it's somebody that they know,

right? Like somebody that they know that's adjacent, like an acquaintance to the like met the grandma four or five times, but it's like buddies with someone who's in the family and they see them regularly. So like, I think if they get caught, if that person get caught, it's going to because a family member's like, hey, the students made weird comments. They can clear that person and say they had nothing to do with it.

And then they can then they go after that person And it's been like, Nah, he was making weird comments or he made weird jokes. Like I think that's how they're going to end up catching up with someone's going to like make say some stupid shit. But also like how how long can you hide an elderly woman from the world outside? Like, unless you're like. Super. Super reclusive and you like don't interact with people. That's a very like demanding

like hostage to take. So that's just like very confusing on how long you think you could keep that ruse up without people noticing that like you're not letting people in or you're not showing up to work like it was only, you know, so much time or like, oh, I'm on a road trip. Oh, it's just me and like my elderly grandma and Amumu that she's been wearing for two weeks.

Like no one's going to buy that at some home, the wall Motel in like Portland, OR you're going to get scooped up, You're going to get popped. Like that's, you know, it's. Is, is Harvey Levin a national treasure? Like, you know, TMZ just always coming through with the with the scoops. It's. True. They just got a lot of money, so they're just like, all right, we'll pay you. How much for this? But also, I think people just know that they could go there, you know, But I think it's more

than just money. I think. I mean, I think they're actually good at their job. Oh, I don't disagree, but I mean, it's like the movie Nightcrawler, which is a great movie. Or like, like, yeah, like he's, he's really good at his job, but he did whenever he's got his own fleet of vans and he's doing his thing at the end, like he deserves it, but he's still kind of like scummy and skeevy. You know what I'm saying? I mean, and that's a little extreme because that guy's like

really terrible. But you know, I digress. So I mean, we'll see. We'll see if there's more information that comes out. But you have movement in the Bitcoin wallet, somebody in custody, and they released 2 videos and a bunch of stills of this fucking weirdo. What a weirdo. Dude can't. This is weird. Yeah. Next one from MPRKERA and viewers like you.

Federal judge acknowledges abusive workplace in court order So this is done by Carrie Johnson, U.S. court of Appeals for Circuit Court in Richmond, VA. An unnamed federal judge acknowledged to investigators the atmosphere in their chambers at times resulted in a abusive workplace. Are you shocked? When I was reading this, I wasn't even shocked. Like what? Working for a judge in a courtroom can be abusive. Fucker like that doesn't. That sounds like some good old boy shit.

You know, I know when I, when I first started reading an article, I was confused because I was like, well, where it was like, what's the office? Where's the office? It was like, no. And it's like, it's his office. Yeah, that's crazy. And then agreed to take corrective measures after a locker complained about bullying, according to an order made public Tuesday at the US Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit.

The order described allegations that a judge judge subjected clerks to harassment, verbal abuse and erratic behavior during the COVID-19 pandemic. For example, the judge expected clerks to give weekly updates on some 200 cases assigned to them and would unleash A verbal brow beating if the clerks would could not provide the exact details at the at a moment's notice, the order said. On another occasion, the judge banged on the door when a clerk was using the bathroom chambers,

yelling. That's my bathroom. That's awesome. It might be his bathroom. Is it in his office? Like how? Like you're going to feel like judges just power trip. So like, if you're dealing with like a boomer, a judge right now who's like teetering on retirement, I'm sure a dude's a nightmare to deal with. That's my bathroom. And I feel like you got to be in the game pretty long or do something significant to reach like a 4th, 4th Circuit Judge, like federal judge. You got to be in the game.

You got some skin in the game So I feel like. You know, or just get appointed by Trump. Yeah, yeah, or yeah. You're just like, you know, blunt, you know, whatever. Or what's your name down in

Florida? The order did not identify the judge in question, but two sources familiar with the process told NPR that the judge was Lydia Kay Grigsby of Maryland. Judge Grigsby, 58, was appointed by President Biden and confirmed by the Senate for a lifetime tenure in 2021. Earlier in her career, Grigsby worked for the Justice Department and served as counselor to the Senate Select Committee on Ethics.

She also worked as the chief counselor for privacy and information policy for the Senate Jury Judiciary Committee judge Judge Grigsby did not respond to the message left on her voicemail chambers on Tuesday afternoon. The circuit executive, James Isati, also had no immediate response. A spokesperson for the Administrative Office of the US Courts in Washington declined to

comment. The newly published ordered signed by Chief Judge Albert Diaz of the US Court of Appeals, which overseas Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia, concluded that at least some of the allegations may be explained by poor communication, unstated assumptions or misunderstandings between the judge and the law.

Kirks, But Diaz did find a workplace culture where clerks feared asking questions and faced health issues that they attributed to stress from their clerkships. Both complaining. Clerk. Both complaint, both the complaining clerk and the person's Co clerk accepted transfers out of Judge Grigsby's chambers before their two year clerkship ended. One of the clerks served only 2 1/2 months before the transfer. I mean, yeah, this isn't shocking. I feel like there's definitely a culture.

I'm sure that in some way that Judge put up with shit like that when she was like growing up in the game, you know? I feel like she probably dealt with some of that shit so now she feels entitled to treat people like that. Maybe, or I don't know, like they did this shit with Amy Klobuchar, the senator over in Minnesota, and like she like, apparently threw like a stapler at like, somebody. I don't know, maybe like men act like this all the time.

And it's like when a woman's in charge, they're like, oh, she's being bossy and mean. I mean, maybe there are those people, but I do feel like there's got to be something to it. There's got to be some enough to substantiate the claim so that she's just like being shitty. I mean, but. I mean I mean like you were saying, how many fucking male judges are probably shitty? Oh yeah, well, that's what I'm saying.

I think it's just like, like, I feel like that would be something where like to have skin in the game that long and reach that point. They probably feel entitled to act a certain way and conduct themselves a certain way. To become a billionaire, you got to be a Dick. Maybe to become like a Fourth Circuit of jabs, you got to be a Dick. And a lifetime appointment. I feel like you can't kick me out. You can't kick me out. Yeah. So that's also. Get rid of those.

Like who the fuck decided that was a good idea? Yeah, it's pretty dumb. I know, forefathers. That's a bad idea. Like, oh, but the judges are for life. And I think there's no. Kings. No kings, though. I. Think the thought was like, so then they won't be like subject to like political whims because like, you know, it doesn't matter who's in office, but it's like, no, you just, you're just getting assholes in there and then there's never leaving. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty wild.

I, I, like I said, when I was reading it and I understood what it was talking about, I was like, oh, this totally is believable. It's wild that it was like erratic behavior during COVID. Do you feel like that was a tough time for judges Think that's kind of overlooked. Like there's a amazing rabbit hole during COVID is what I really got into watching court proceedings because they'll stream a lot of stuff and you know, Zoom and COVID really expanded that market for them to do that.

So seeing what judges deal with on Zoom court hearings is pretty crazy. So I can imagine that that was a rough time for all of them. But that still doesn't excuse her like treating people shitty. And that's why that they have like we have a source that says it's this person and we called and left her a voicemail like I'm at. Imagine going through all that, did not have your name get out, and then your name still gets out. That means you still got haters in the building, you know.

You mean like like all of the Epstein victims? Yeah, there you go. Boom. Explosion sound. Next article, Who are the six men named in the unredacted Epstein files? So yesterday was it or the day before yesterday they, the Senate committee was given an opportunity to view unredacted files. Now those unredacted files were still redacted from when they were redacted in March. So they still had tons of redactions in them.

But they did notice there was some people's names, six guys, names that were redacted for what they said no reason. I don't understand how they came to the conclusion that it was for no reason because they already redacted everybody else. Yeah. Because they went and asked him and they're like, Oh yeah, you're right. These weren't, they acquired these six people. Yeah. And it's like, so then they unredacted them. But Ro Ro Khan or what is that? Is that Khanna? Ro Khanna, Yeah.

Ro Khanna, the US congressman, dude, he's all over TV talking shit publicly. He's the US Representative of, like, the Silicon Valley. Yeah, the District. And he's been working hand in hand with with Massey, so he's been working. Who's a Republican? Across the aisle to really get this stuff done.

But he republicly revealed the names of six men whose identities identities are redacted from the Epstein files, including Les Wexner, billionaire retail magnet who the FBI appear to have labeled as a Co conspirator. That's not a shocker. Les Wexner is the person who put Epstein on the map, put him, gave him power of attorney, made him basically the man behind the money for you know what, Victoria's Secret and all those brands that he was running at

the time. Like so Les Wexner put Epstein in power, like he gave him all of his money. So that's not shocking that this like creepy old man who gave another creepy dude at the time, who then became also a creepy old man, a bunch of money. And he was like, yeah, he's definitely a Co conspirator. Like he's. I knew I'd heard his name, but I was like forgetting, like where I'd heard it. Yeah, he's. From the Genesis, all the other names are like.

He was his first big client. He was his first big client. That was it. It was like he was his first big client. He put him on the map. So basically you're telling me that Jeffrey Epstein had a video of this dude like doing some fucked up shit and then blackmailed him to get all his money? Or they were doing fucked up shit together, right?

Right. And after doing fucked up shit together, like he just continued it and he was like, oh, this guy's useful to me, kind of keeps me in the shadows, lets me do whatever. And he likes to go. You don't. Think he just got used to straight blackmail them. I mean no, I don't think so, because I mean. That's how I think he got all the money. Is that you? All of a sudden you have tapes of these dudes fucking molesting. Yeah, but, but, but, but yes.

But to have that money, to have that influence and be in those circles, he got put on by Les Wexner. So it's like Les Wexner put him in the room with those people, gave him the money, gave him the validation and the social status to be able to navigate and then create that blackmail. So maybe he did at some point, but they were obviously doing weird stuff together. And then I think it became

something more overtime. He they realized there was an opportunity that they could capitalize off of it and use this as a way to influence and get stuff that they want done, be it whatever the fuck it is. But they're like, oh, if we have this, then we have this power over these people. And these people are so powerful that these are the people we

want to have something over. And you know, Maxwell's dad was a propagandist financier and like black serial blackmailer from the UK. So it's like her dad. Was like worked for Mossad I thought. Yeah, it was a Mossad agent who owned a media production car like a printing companies. We did like magazines and all sorts of shit. You know what I saw? I saw this IG reel and it said Galaine Maxwell's sister owns Amber, Amber Alert. Think about that. I was like. That's why there's so many.

But it's like, dude. Amber Alert. Owns Amber Alert. Nobody owns Amber Alert. Yeah, nobody does. I remember when they came up with that too. It was fucked up. Representative The representative from California during his speech on the floor following the Department of Justice Justice for he and Thomas Massie, a Republican congresswoman. The congressman from Kentucky spent two hours reviewing 2 hours to look at three and a

half million documents. The six men that were named were Wexner, the Victoria's Secret founder, Sulted Ahmad bin Salim, the CEO of DP World and the and an Emirati billionaire businessman, and four others identified as Nicola Caputo, Salvatore Narara or Nuara Zarab, Mike Mike's Mike Ladsey and Leonic Lenovo. Those all sound like Russians.

Yeah, Khan did not provide evidence of wrongdoing against them, nor did that have they been charged with a crime in connection with Epstein. We have found six men that have been hiding in two hours. Imagine how many men they are covering up for in those 3,000,000 files, which is true. He said that when he and Massey identified their redactions for the Justice Department, they acknowledged their mistake and revealed the identities instead of majority of the files

remained redacted. Epstein admitted guilt in 2008 after completing a 13 month sentence. He dodged an apparent suicide, yadda yadda Les Wexner sleazebag. He did Victoria's Secret, Abercrombie and Fish, Bath and Body Works and maintained a financial relationship with Epstein, who handled his investments for many years and a lengthy investigation. Wexner is attributed as a person who launched Epstein's financial status from millionaire to plutocrat.

Aside from the money, he is the greatest value to Epstein. Was he? He imbued him with credibility and credentials just like I said, like he validated him. It's he appears to have been labeled as a Co conspirator with Epstein that he faces no charges on the Sultan. He owns DP World of multinational ports and a logistics enterprise with operation spanning from 80 countries. He is the brother of Mohammed bin Salman. That's wild.

The head of FIA, which governs the world's Motorsports, or Mohammed bin Saliam, which governs the motor world's Motorsports championships, including Formula One, recently discovered documents said that he met with with with a girl two years ago. I went to America University in Dubai, yeah, where he made some inappropriate comments. She got engaged, but now she's back with me, he said. Messi also said that the names were unredacted.

It appears the Justice Department confirmed that Sal Yam was the recipient of an e-mail from Epstein in which he said. I loved the torture video. So that's the dude, that's the dude, that's the dude who said he loved the torture video. The Cola. Caputo, a man, is an Italian politician and presented his country in the European Parliament between 2014 and 19 before taking senior position at company as regional administration. But not verified.

But no verified evidence confirms that the individual mentioned is officially and they were officially released documents. They have nothing really on them. It's not known yet who this person is or how they are connected to Epstein. Salvatore not new era, that's wild. Zorab Migsdas. Mike Michael Voski, that's terrible name is not known who this person is or how they're connected. Creepy Leonic, not known and how this person is connected. That's super creepy.

So some of these names that have been revealed, they don't even know who these people are yet. We know who they are. Well, I mean, we don't know. We know who. They are fucking Russians bro. Well, yeah, I'm disabled. What if those are code names? It's so funny that like we were all talking about like the P tape and you know, all that shit I got. What does Putin have on Trump? It's like the fucking Epstein files exist.

Yeah, and there's all these Russians that are like swirling around Epstein. Those could be fake like pseudo names for these people. You. Know like KGB pseudo names? My name is Zurab Michael Kowalski nice to my name is Mike Koskowski.

Like for Monsters Inc. No, I have never seen Monsters Inc. I do not look under bed, but hi, this is my friend Jeffrey. This is Donald like right like it's like super weird like but it's crazy that out of the six names they re released, they don't even know who the fuck three of them are No, that's weird because what's going. On with the FBI, like even before cash, without like Jesus Christ. Well, what the and this is when

it was an open investigation. So like whenever Biden was in office, whenever it was open investigation again, he got arrested. You can't release any of this information because it's an active investigation. Then the investigation ends and that's whenever you can release the information. And now they're refusing to do it. But I'm sure if they, if they would have known all of this and they could have legally released this information, they would have released it.

Like, it's pretty fucked up. Maybe no. I depends who the other. It depends who the other rejected names are. Because you saw like, I mean Lauren Boebes, she saw some of the information and she was super pissed when she was leaving. She was like, what are we doing? Like, we're like, what's going on? She was extremely upset. With the fact I know it just sucks because it was so obvious that these motherfuckers. No, I know. But some of them like truly believe that wasn't the case.

And look, if that's what they believe, then that's what they believe. But it's they're they're those same people are furious because they're seeing this information and it's like, this is something that's I mean, hopefully is kind of universal for women where they're don't want to tolerate this shit. And like these guys should totally be like raked across the coals. So let's fucking do it. You know, like, what are we

like? No, but I mean, but especially like, you know, that's the reason why the bobs are even crazy super insecure. Make a Reddit and talk about how hot I am. Nancy Mace is still like, hey, no, I'm signing this petition and I'm not taking my name off of it. Like fuck you, dude. Like who are these guys? Are some of them in this room? I would like to know. And that's where I think that they, you know, unite in a different way, 'cause it's, it

unites women in a different way. You know what I'm saying? For sure. But you know, they released these all these dudes names. There's more coming. And, you know, we've had people in prominent positions of power in the UK resign I. Think Prince. Prince King Charles said that they, his brother should be investigated. They were like they should.

We should investigate Andrew and everything he was doing like like the like the pendulum is swinging everywhere else in the world because of. This except for here Keir Starmer, the Prime Minister. He knew about his, this dude's like, involvement with Epstein, and he made him the UK ambassador. Yeah, the UK ambassador to the United States. And so. And now it looks like Kirst Armor might lose his fucking job. Oh wow.

I know like the government might fall in the UK because of the Epstein files, but not the United States. And Donald Trump is listed in the Epstein files more times than they say meth and Breaking Bad in all eight seasons combined. Yeah, they said that he they say his name more in the Epstein files than Harry Potter across the entire Harry Potter series. Think about that. Galen Maxwell's sister owns Amber Alert. Think about that. Yeah, think about that. What? That's crazy.

But what is funny is, you know, we talked about this last episode is just that, you know, some of these people were right. They were just right about the wrong people. And when we say they're right, I mean, you mean like they, like, believed what? There was like. Q Anon, what Q Anon was saying it's not. Like, yeah, there's like it's. Not like they fucking knew anything. Yeah, but there's like elite people doing fucked up shit, right?

Like I heard, I heard, I heard Steve Bannon and Epstein started Q Anon on purpose in order in order to make it like it seem like a fucking conspiracy theory, to like put the and then then use it against their enemies. Well, and there's correspondence of Jeffrey Epstein meeting with the people who own 4 Chan and then shortly after that meeting, that's whenever the Sol like 4 Chan thread starts. And that's where like Pizzagate came from. That's where all of those came from.

It came out of that same 4 Chan thread which started shortly after Jeffrey Epstein. So there are some like weird connect the dot things where it's like the other just information. And then, like I think I said last episode, there is that unedited interview of Jeffrey Epstein being interviewed by Steve Bannon, which is super cringy because it's like a total PR campaign to try to make him

not look like a scumbag. He solicited tons of people, including the Duchess of Wales, to write a letter. Fergie. Yeah, to ask her to write a letter claiming that he wasn't a pedophile so he could get back in good graces. Like like half of those emails are him like scrambling trying to get people to vouch for him because after post conviction. Well, it worked for a while. I mean, yeah, it didn't. It didn't because it wasn't successful, but he was trying really hard.

And who knows, like, if he doesn't get caught up again, if there's not a resurgence. So there's not that art, that article that comes out that kind of brings all these accusations back to light and makes everybody be like, yeah, wait, what the fuck did happen with that? If that doesn't happen, maybe he's successful in doing it. Who's already navigating some of those circles? Felt comfortable. Have you seen these like like clips of like some dude in Israel walking around looking

like Epstein? Yeah, what? Do you think about that? That's pretty weird. There's also like a Fortnite account that's like like little. I heard that like when that he got when he got banned off of Xbox Live was 'cause he like was a registered sex offender and so he couldn't be on Xbox Live. But then I. No, I think it was 'cause I was like trolling and harassing people. Well then I heard it was because he wouldn't help Bill Gates with his STDI.

Heard that too. Yeah, and Bill Gates, you know, was running Microsoft, which runs Xbox. So stupid they like we just live in like the different disinformation era. It's wild. Final article Homeowner furious after HOA tries to stick him with a $15,000 bill. Their actions are not those of a responsible adult. This is from Simon Sage, a veteran is is butting heads with his local homeowners association

over plumbing costs. The roots of a tree owned by the Las Vegas HOA ruptured underground pipes, incurring nearly 15,000 in cost to the nearby homeowner, Larry Mckillon. He's been trying to get his HOA to pay for the damage, but emails back and forth with them are mostly fruitless. They agreed to pay the original $8000 estimate, but McClellan was left to take out a loan to cover the difference. He's owned the property for over 20 years. I'm so glad the house I bought

is not in an HOA like I like. Seeked that out. Do you remember when I ran for HOA president and lost? And then the next year the HOA president sent out the election results of the previous year and it showed how they had so many more votes than I did. Remember this? And then I went to the fucking election and I thought, well, I found out the HOA president didn't live in the condo complex. And so everybody's down there filling out their ballots and I go up Madam, Madam President and

she like got all like perky. Like she didn't know who I was. She all perky because I called her Madam President. I was like, I just had a quick question. Do you live here in the condo complex? She's and then everybody like looks up, am I get do you live here? She's like, no, my daughter does. And then you just hear this like and she lost, she lost that election. That's what happens. Damn dude, it's subversive.

We're still the tree that did the damage, is still there and impacting the new toilet McClellan has installed during the repairs. HO as can be a major impediments to proper tree management. Many are overzealous in tree cutting, and while some simply don't know how to properly prune mature trees. Maintaining the balance between mature trees and safe and safety can be delicate, but when done properly, entire neighborhoods reap the benefits.

Trees compat. Urban heat, the heat island effect and shade with shade and transport and transportation transpiration. There are cornerstones of ecosystem support. The student copied this from like ChatGPT acting is a much needed home for much needed home for pollinators. Best of all, mature trees, improved local air. Yeah, fuck that. I this is the problem with HOA that was like, so they're in charge of fruiting the stooge trees.

They're not doing it. They damage this house and now they don't want to pay for it. But what's crazy is if you get a bunch of fines from an HOA, those there's ways in some places where they take people's houses for not paying their HOA fines. Like they take them to court and try to reclaim their house and then sell it. Seeing that that happens a lot more than people realize. Actually, I couldn't. IHOAPS are like five 600 bucks a month. That's crazy.

It's like built into our rent, you know? Yeah, but still. That's crazy. Yeah. Like how can they do that? Like, that's what I'm saying is like, how is that legal? It's so wild to me that these. HR and we have like a community pool and they do all of the lands like all the like landscape shit, you know, front side to side. For the houses, see that it's like a. Because it's like a townhouse. I wouldn't like that. I wouldn't want them doing my shit back up.

I'll do my own yard. But then if I do that. You're they even like painted? They even painted our house recently. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Still too much money. Fuck that. That's a lot of money. Fuck HOA. Like it's like then if like I wanted to put in my big mega fence, I'd be fighting somebody's grandma about how it's too tall. I just don't want to listen to that shit. I don't want to pay somebody money for them to tell me what I can and can't do at my house. But that sounds weird.

Call me American, but that's what I am. I just want to drink my beer, kiss my fish, kiss. My fish? Yeah, actually say kiss my fish. Yeah, actually says kiss my fish. That's the first thing. I just want to kiss my fish personally, like because like, you know, like, oh, look at this fish I caught. You could just say like or maybe it's catch my fish, but it sounds like.

It's just kiss my fish. No, it sounds like kiss bro, but he's saying catch and he made it sound that much like kiss and that's like it's kiss like calling oats kisses your fish kisses on my list. I love the fact that you think that you know that it might be catch, but you still don't kiss. Yeah, 'cause it's kiss bro, that's what it is. If even if he meant to say it, he screwed up and he made it

sound like kiss. Therefore this hold me kissing fish dog like straight up like that's just what it is bro. Own it you porpoise. Love him, motherfucker, Do you? Blowfish. Gay fish like Kanye West in South Park. Like straight up like that's it. That's you dog like. Definitely not a star like. You like fish sticks? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish? Like that's your life now bro, and that's cool, but you did that.

The turning point. You did that at the Turning Point show, so everybody here knows that you're into a fish in a weird way. And that's like they're not. That's not conservative. There's nothing. And we're not talking about the pH fish like you're not out there like travelling with the band doing mushrooms or something. No, that's what they used to do before they had kids and tried to pretend like they didn't enjoy their lives earlier. You know, like most people of

that generation. They're like, you can't do drugs, but I used to take acid and go follow around the dead. You're like, OK, that makes tons of sense. OK Graham, OK Gam, gam, gam, gam. If you had a choice, would you live in an HOA area or would you not live in an HOA area if you had to pick? If you had a choice, would the benefits outweigh the annoyance? Just depends. That's why I try to run for HOA so I'm in charge. What were you? What were you? Going to change.

I'm the captain now. Well, this one wasn't changing. It was the very first president because it was a brand new condo complex. There's nothing to change. I was going to build an empire like Costco. Cosmo, I'm raising your HOA fees to 800. Give me that paper. Paper. I need that right now, please. Thank you. OK, bye. That's. How you? Yeah, and that's a voicemail. I leave audio, audio message and Teams.

Everybody in the HOA has got to join Teams so I can just so I can harass you at any time to. Microsoft. Yeah, let's go start. Paying your boys also meditate, bitches. Make sure y'all like follow subscribe share whatever comment. We just appreciate you checking us out and hopefully y'all are being safe out there and shout out to all of our international listeners. We fucking love you guys. It's. Super crazy. Shout out Greece. Shout out Greece.

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